5/31/24 | If one were logical and honest about it, in the final analysis, the “Last Man Standing” will almost certainly be a woman. There are more of them. They live longer, mature earlier, and at least objectively do not seem to fall victim to the “Dang it … there’s no blood for my brain because it’s all in my dick” disease. If women ever figure that out, all those old white dudes in Washington will be in for a rude awakening, right? … Fortunately, today, we avoid politics entirely while we simply admire a couple of old friends in Keri Windsor and Taylor St. Claire in a movie entitled, interestingly, Last Man Standing. You can draw your own conclusions, but we’re pretty sure Keri wins in this one. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Taylor St. Claire Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Alexandra Quinn Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video] |
5/30/24 |
RisqueNews Kat de Pussy[STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Penny Flame Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn] |
5/28/24 |
247AdultStars Memories of Beauty Abounded[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2009, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Tori Black, Tori Lane, Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle Video, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Belladonna] |
5/27/24 |
ReelRisque Diamond ’N’ Rough pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond Video] |
5/26/24 |
RisqueNews The Ichtheologist without the Ick[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
5/24/24 | Life goes on. We all know that. From the time most of us are very young we begin to learn that people will come in and out of our lives. We learn to treasure their memories and spend time in fond recollection when we can. Of course only a complete idiot would argue that all of these now distant friends held equal levels of importance in our lives, and around here we only have partial idiots, so we would never claim that. We do have something that many do not, however, as we can pull up the next episode in Tycoon and find ourselves surprised with new scenes from a dear old friend. … It’s not the same as an in-person visit by any means, but it beats the heck out of looking for pictures on a hard drive full of them. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
5/23/24 |
Shayla Definitely Not Junk[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/22/24 |
RisqueNews Continuing the Maverick Theme with Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/21/24 |
RisqueNews Maverick of Yore[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Dyanna Lauren] |
5/20/24 | Former President still criminal defendant in ongoing trial for trying to write off a payment to a porn star? Check. … Watching beautiful Cosplay Women act out elaborate lesbian fantasies still a lot more fun than watching criminal trials — or scrolling newspaper feeds about those trials? Double Check. … Granted, a list of things more interesting to hear about than our former President would be very long indeed, although that still might beat hearing again about how our current President is not all that old. Really. … No wonder people talk about porn more than politics. Around here, of course, most are just glad we finally quit talking about the new kickoff rules in the NFL. … Some people… [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Ela Darling Video] |
5/19/24 | Lawyers get a bad reputation pretty much because lawyers deserve a bad reputation. Having been unusually involved in “legal cases” over the past few months/years we have seen a lot of lawyers, and they pretty much all seem to deserve the sleazy, say-anything-for-money lack of respect they tend to get. That said, not many of them look like adult movie stars — one recent notable exception aside, and intentionally not mentioned by name. In our little fantasy world, then, when you hear “She Divorced Me…” you’ll know you will likely not care about legal niceties. We did not. Of course we do not try to convince the world of the accuracy and justness of our fantasies either. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase Video, Jillian Janson Video, Holly Hearts Video, Alexa Nicole Video, Ryder Skye Video] |
5/18/24 | Certainly there are things in life that seem to draw way more attention than any objective view might determine they really deserve. A rich, powerful man had sex with a porn star, you say? … Gosh. We’re stunned. … Getting quickly away from that quicksand of a topic, though, we can say with certainty that one should Never Diss da BJ in life. You may not need to actually celebrate it all the time — although in honesty a BJ is a bit like pizza in that clearly “great” exists, but even the average ones are still pizza. If you can’t get gourmet stuffed-crust, then frozen Tombstone will do just fine. … Hmm. We could have gotten off topic again. We should stop now. [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio] |
5/17/24 |
ReelRisque Flower Power pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video, Allison Pierce Video] |
5/15/24 |
247AdultStars Getting the Bedroom Dirty[STAR TAGS : Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/13/24 | D.Minion has a birthday this week, although she made us promise not to tell anyone the specific date. Following that guidance, therefore, we can tell that it does not fall on today (Monday), nor would Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday be correct guesses either. Sorry to be this secretive, but we do try to be kind when we can. … On that note, we chose, if not THE FAVORITE (in all caps and bold) scene on her personal list, at least one that to this day instills a great deal of gushing — which kind of makes sense, what with the scene featuring Taren Steele and all. … And if you do not understand anything we’re talking about, well, you clearly know neither D.Minion nor Taren Steele. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
5/12/24 |
GingerLynn Lacie James – Justine Joli – Daisy Ducati – Amber Chase – Shayla LaVeaux – Sadie Kennedy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/11/24 |
Shayla Wardrobe Pal Function[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
5/10/24 |
Shayla Land of Milk and a Honey[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
5/8/24 | On the day after the country witnessed a porn star taking the witness stand in a criminal prosecution against a former President of the United States, we revisit history in a much less controversial way. Well, we have likely not technically witnessed this historic moment — one of many with “45” as he likes to be called — more likely we read about it on the internet or heard about via some “news” report. Still, at least with ours you will get to actually witness how we draw in tangents of Keri Windsor and Wendy Divine way more smoothly than some of the DA tangents appear to be drawn in the New York case. Sometimes in life, being just for fun beats the heck out of being important. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Jewel Valmont] |
5/7/24 |
247AdultStars Love Makes the Boobs Go ‘Round[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/6/24 |
ReelRisque Ryder IS the Skye | pics[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye] |
5/5/24 | Once you start on a crescendo, it can leave one with a distinct feeling of unease should it just stop in the middle. While we do like to perhaps stretch the way people think around here, we mostly like them to be comfortable while in the midst of any ruminations. Consequently, we continue with the next step in our symphony of entertainment of both an audio and visual nature. We could even claim that this all fits perfectly today on Cinco de Mayo and that we planned the whole thing this way. Even though that may be true, we’d understand if y’all were a tad skeptical of that claim. Finely-tuned machine does not describe the Risqué Commune nearly as well as held together with dedication, duct tape, and hope. … But why be boring? [STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/4/24 |
ReelRisque Finding Your Chi pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Kimberly Chi Video] |
5/3/24 | You may have heard that there’s this big trial going on in New York involving a Tycoon of sorts — or unusual sorts, depending upon your point of view. True to our nature, though, we wholeheartedly wish to stay as far away from that topic as possible (which basically involves just watching HGTV all the time unless you want to watch super dull programming on the NFL Network while nothing at all is happening in the league). That said, we tag-lined our own episode of Tycoon today “Mayhem and Bliss” which we figure pretty much describes their lives in general. See how fun it is not being super rich? (Yeah, we’re not sure about that either, but we do like Monica and Autumn a lot.) [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, Autumn Bliss Video] |
5/1/24 | Many moons ago — to go with a theme we have not yet explained — we did an “irreverent” May Day introduction that apparently did not sufficiently celebrate wood nymphs (or something like that), opting instead for a hilarious use of the distress call. Hey, some people just don’t appreciate Lost in Space humor, apparently. … At any rate we have been banned ever since — mostly because D.Minion has a freakishly long memory — so we are definitely not doing that again. Of course nothing says we cannot build to a Crescendo again, so we will. If people wander from there, well, golly, what can we do? [STAR TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
Filed Under: Nikki Rhodes
February 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
2/29/16 | You just have to do a special celebration for “Leap Day” do you not? And let’s be honest, as a general rule, risque celebrations tend to be the best kind, y’know with the appropriate audience. Well, we have an even extra-special Leap Day celebration today, as we recently discovered a whole slew of On-the-Set pieces that previously existed only on the original MichaelNinn.com — which has been dead for more than a decade now. The mechanics remain the same, only the players change. Seems like an apt description of the industry as a whole, right? [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Shy Love Video, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn] |
2/28/16 |
GingerLynn Brooke Lynn Santos – Mia Austin – Dyanna Lauren – Zoey Foxx – Joclyn Stone – Alana Evans… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/27/16 |
Shayla All About the Backstory[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
2/24/16 |
KylieIreland Bitches Be Crafty[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Amber Rayne Video] |
2/21/16 |
GingerLynn Alina Long – Nyomi Banxxx – Chantelle Fox – Sadie Kennedy – Tia Cyrus – Trinity Rae… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/19/16 |
CythereasWetWorld The Perspicacious Plan[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
2/19/16 |
ReelRisqué Concurrently Clean & Dirty[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes, Mika Tan] |
2/17/16 | At one point in life we feel like birthdays cannot come quickly enough. Then we spend a good number of years pretty much ignoring them unless we have a significant other from which we might receive special treats. … Then birthdays sort of become different animals which we actively ignore. Well Dee has a birthday today, and apparently she falls somewhere in the transition between those last two because although she did not want attention drawn, she shows no signs of actually turning down special treats. So without drawing too much attention to this celebration, we will simply state for the record that if we could save time in a bottle, we’d use it to spend time with Dee. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
2/14/16 |
247AdultStars Happy Birthday to Babes (and Mav)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Video, Samantha Bentley Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/14/16 |
GingerLynn Angelina Valentine – Nikki Charm – Brooke Lynn Santos – Cameron Dee – Jacky Joy – Shayla LaVeaux… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/12/16 |
ReelRisqué The Locker Womb | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jayla Star Video, Sinnamon Love Video, Courtney Cummz Video] |
2/11/16 |
KylieIreland HOTTT — with Three T’s (#50)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
2/10/16 |
Shayla Unfulfilled Desire[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video] |
2/8/16 | Talk to any serious fan of a team playing in the Super Bowl, and they will tell that they probably feel as nervous before the game as any of the coaches or players. Sure, we know we have absolutely nothing to do with the outcome, and whatever happens will have absolutely no monetary impact on our lives. It changes the conversations at work in the morning, almost certainly increases the beer consumption in the winning city the night before, but that’s about it. Still, having been on the other side of the equation a number of times, we can claim with unequivocal certainty: Winning is better. [STAR TAGS: Go Denver Broncos!] |
2/7/16 | Due to the unusually large number of televisions in the office, as well as the “office team” being involved in the contest, we have confidence that we have done our fan preparation well by watching all the claimed “88 Live Hours” of programming on the NFL Network. At this point, we probably feel just like 99% of the people out there, players included: Just play the damned game! Only somewhere over 100 million people watch this event, however, either for the football or the commercials, so one of our leaders — not in the 100,000,000 as you might have guessed — insisted that we come up with a distraction she labeled Super Babes. … Apparently she doesn’t watch hockey either. How odd. [STAR TAGS: Dee] |
2/7/16 |
GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Ashley Pink – Jayden Lee – Samantha Rone – Nikki Daniels – Amber Chase… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/5/16 |
ReelRisqué Hair Raising | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Brittany O’Connell Video, Nikita Von James Video, Devon Lee Video] |
2/3/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Top ROM’n[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
March 2010 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/30/10 | We called this entry about Tenaya “The Heart of Talk and Stroll” — well — because we’re just weird that way. In addition, we will occasionally plug 80’s bands because — well — honestly we have no idea. We can’t figure that one out ourselves most of the time, but it presumably makes somewhat more sense than the Rodney Carrington references you’ll also find in these pages. Nonetheless, when you’re showing a bit of Tenaya’s spectacular private life, nobody’s really going to read the title anyway, chances are. If you do read, however, you’ll learn even more about the lovely lass. Also, you’ll learn to enjoy words like nonetheless. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya] |
3/24/10 | Apparently they changed a flat tire, saw lots and lots of old friends that happen to make adult movies for a living, and ate fast foot. That would be the seriously abridged version of Lon’s Adult Entertainment Expo experience this year. However, if you have been fortunate enough to become a Member of any of the Risqué Commune avenues, you know how much we hate doing things too quickly when it comes to any adult behavior, so you can once again rest assured that we’ve provided insight and illustration you simply won’t find anywhere else. We prefer to think that other people all get it wrong, if you’re wondering how that often seems to be the case here. [STAR TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Julia Ann, Ginger Lynn, Kaylani Lei, Kirsten Price, Nina Hartley, Stormy Daniels, Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video] |
3/19/10 | Purists among us might point out that we should probably have uploaded this particular “Celebrate the Irish” post a couple of days ago, but there are just way too many people out there dedicated to Tradition simply for the sake of Tradition. Don’t you think? … Consequently we’ve decided to march to our own drummer around here. (There’s a big shock, right?) And just as soon as we manage to find our drummer we’re going to start working out some new routines. You can count on it. … On a completely unrelated note, have you ever noticed that even if you’re not drinking green beer — on the beach — in the heat — after enough of it, all the people still seem to start turning various shades of green? … Science is interesting. [STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video] |
3/16/10 | Recently it came to our attention that we do not say, “Oh, Bollocks!” nearly enough around the office. Consequently we have resolved to remedy this situation just as quickly as possible. (Technically we had to first resolve to have resolutions on days other than New Year’s, but why get bogged down in details really?) … And speaking of details, Maverick shares a great many of them today in his “Day 2 of the AEE” post on 247AdultStars. Sadly we didn’t actually find any “nonsense” or “rubbish” — which seems to be how dictionary.com defines “bollocks” for us — so we couldn’t use the term in the ever-pithy commentary on those posts from our leader. On the upside, the reference source did say that term often has a “vulgar” connotation, and that should be something we have no trouble working with around here. It’s good to have a plan. [STAR TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Adult Entertainment Expo, Lexi Love, Katie Kox, Kayden Kross, Sasha Grey, AJ Bailey, Savanna Samson, Lexi Belle, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Exclusive Video] |
3/11/10 | Some things are just filthy. Have you noticed? Sometimes, it seems, however, this appears to be the goal. Well, it’s good to have a plan, and Audrey Hollander does have a unique way of celebrating her birthday, we’ll give her that. Sometimes D.Minion doesn’t need to do much more than tell it like it was … [STAR TAGS: Lyla Lei, Audrey Hollander, Aurora Snow, Michael Ninn] |
3/6/10 | You can find many good reasons to live in Los Angeles, but the colorful people have to be at least near the top of every list. In this economy most big cities will have scroungy-looking people on street corners looking for some money for some reason or another. However, in LA last week we saw a guy with a sign that said, “Need $4.01 for a soy latte.” … Across the street from this fellow was another chap with a sign that said, “Gulf War Veteran. Need a WIFE. Will accept cash.” … You gotta love LA. They could never put the “reality” here on television and have anyone believe it. Speaking of which, we give another dose of our “too strange for prime time” reality with an update on Penny Flame and some “Sanity” advice from Dee. Try wrapping your head around that one. [STAR TAGS: Penny Flame Video, Charlie Laine, Monique Alexander] |
3/2/10 | So here’s the deal: D.Minion gets very, very excited when she gets to go on the road with one of the girls, and so her reports from these adventures tend to ramble a bit. In the piece that follows, we go from puppies to school girls, to the birthdays of 70’s television stars and how to get free lap dances at strip clubs. Consequently, we’ll give you a hint: In the first paragraph there is a picture of Dee. This will be the only picture accompanying the article proper. Just on the off chance that somebody might want to hit that handy-dandy camera icon at the top of the page, and jump to directly to the rest of the photos, that will be useful information to remember. … If you decide to exercise this option, however, and D.Minion ever asks you about it. Lie to her. … That’s what we do. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers] |