| 5/31/24 |  If one were logical and honest about it, in the final analysis, the “Last Man Standing” will almost certainly be a woman. There are more of them. They live longer, mature earlier, and at least objectively do not seem to fall victim to the “Dang it … there’s no blood for my brain because it’s all in my dick” disease. If women ever figure that out, all those old white dudes in Washington will be in for a rude awakening, right? … Fortunately, today, we avoid politics entirely while we simply admire a couple of old friends in Keri Windsor and Taylor St. Claire in a movie entitled, interestingly, Last Man Standing. You can draw your own conclusions, but we’re pretty sure Keri wins in this one. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Taylor St. Claire Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Alexandra Quinn Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video] |
| 5/30/24 | 
RisqueNews Kat de Pussy[STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Penny Flame Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/28/24 | 
247AdultStars Memories of Beauty Abounded[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2009, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Tori Black, Tori Lane, Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle Video, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Belladonna] |
| 5/27/24 | 
ReelRisque Diamond ’N’ Rough pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond Video] |
| 5/26/24 | 
RisqueNews The Ichtheologist without the Ick[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
| 5/24/24 |  Life goes on. We all know that. From the time most of us are very young we begin to learn that people will come in and out of our lives. We learn to treasure their memories and spend time in fond recollection when we can. Of course only a complete idiot would argue that all of these now distant friends held equal levels of importance in our lives, and around here we only have partial idiots, so we would never claim that. We do have something that many do not, however, as we can pull up the next episode in Tycoon and find ourselves surprised with new scenes from a dear old friend. … It’s not the same as an in-person visit by any means, but it beats the heck out of looking for pictures on a hard drive full of them. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
| 5/23/24 | 
Shayla Definitely Not Junk[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/22/24 | 
RisqueNews Continuing the Maverick Theme with Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/21/24 | 
RisqueNews Maverick of Yore[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Dyanna Lauren] |
| 5/20/24 |  Former President still criminal defendant in ongoing trial for trying to write off a payment to a porn star? Check. … Watching beautiful Cosplay Women act out elaborate lesbian fantasies still a lot more fun than watching criminal trials — or scrolling newspaper feeds about those trials? Double Check. … Granted, a list of things more interesting to hear about than our former President would be very long indeed, although that still might beat hearing again about how our current President is not all that old. Really. … No wonder people talk about porn more than politics. Around here, of course, most are just glad we finally quit talking about the new kickoff rules in the NFL. … Some people… [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Ela Darling Video]
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| 5/19/24 |  Lawyers get a bad reputation pretty much because lawyers deserve a bad reputation. Having been unusually involved in “legal cases” over the past few months/years we have seen a lot of lawyers, and they pretty much all seem to deserve the sleazy, say-anything-for-money lack of respect they tend to get. That said, not many of them look like adult movie stars — one recent notable exception aside, and intentionally not mentioned by name. In our little fantasy world, then, when you hear “She Divorced Me…” you’ll know you will likely not care about legal niceties. We did not. Of course we do not try to convince the world of the accuracy and justness of our fantasies either. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase Video, Jillian Janson Video, Holly Hearts Video, Alexa Nicole Video, Ryder Skye Video] |
| 5/18/24 |  Certainly there are things in life that seem to draw way more attention than any objective view might determine they really deserve. A rich, powerful man had sex with a porn star, you say? … Gosh. We’re stunned. … Getting quickly away from that quicksand of a topic, though, we can say with certainty that one should Never Diss da BJ in life. You may not need to actually celebrate it all the time — although in honesty a BJ is a bit like pizza in that clearly “great” exists, but even the average ones are still pizza. If you can’t get gourmet stuffed-crust, then frozen Tombstone will do just fine. … Hmm. We could have gotten off topic again. We should stop now. [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio] |
| 5/17/24 | 
ReelRisque Flower Power pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video, Allison Pierce Video] |
| 5/15/24 | 
247AdultStars Getting the Bedroom Dirty[STAR TAGS : Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/13/24 |  D.Minion has a birthday this week, although she made us promise not to tell anyone the specific date. Following that guidance, therefore, we can tell that it does not fall on today (Monday), nor would Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday be correct guesses either. Sorry to be this secretive, but we do try to be kind when we can. … On that note, we chose, if not THE FAVORITE (in all caps and bold) scene on her personal list, at least one that to this day instills a great deal of gushing — which kind of makes sense, what with the scene featuring Taren Steele and all. … And if you do not understand anything we’re talking about, well, you clearly know neither D.Minion nor Taren Steele. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
| 5/12/24 | 
GingerLynn Lacie James – Justine Joli – Daisy Ducati – Amber Chase – Shayla LaVeaux – Sadie Kennedy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 5/11/24 | 
Shayla Wardrobe Pal Function[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
| 5/10/24 | 
Shayla Land of Milk and a Honey[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 5/8/24 |  On the day after the country witnessed a porn star taking the witness stand in a criminal prosecution against a former President of the United States, we revisit history in a much less controversial way. Well, we have likely not technically witnessed this historic moment — one of many with “45” as he likes to be called — more likely we read about it on the internet or heard about via some “news” report. Still, at least with ours you will get to actually witness how we draw in tangents of Keri Windsor and Wendy Divine way more smoothly than some of the DA tangents appear to be drawn in the New York case. Sometimes in life, being just for fun beats the heck out of being important. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Jewel Valmont] |
| 5/7/24 | 
247AdultStars Love Makes the Boobs Go ‘Round[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 5/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Ryder IS the Skye | pics[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye] |
| 5/5/24 |  Once you start on a crescendo, it can leave one with a distinct feeling of unease should it just stop in the middle. While we do like to perhaps stretch the way people think around here, we mostly like them to be comfortable while in the midst of any ruminations. Consequently, we continue with the next step in our symphony of entertainment of both an audio and visual nature. We could even claim that this all fits perfectly today on Cinco de Mayo and that we planned the whole thing this way. Even though that may be true, we’d understand if y’all were a tad skeptical of that claim. Finely-tuned machine does not describe the Risqué Commune nearly as well as held together with dedication, duct tape, and hope. … But why be boring? [STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 5/4/24 | 
ReelRisque Finding Your Chi pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Kimberly Chi Video] |
| 5/3/24 |  You may have heard that there’s this big trial going on in New York involving a Tycoon of sorts — or unusual sorts, depending upon your point of view. True to our nature, though, we wholeheartedly wish to stay as far away from that topic as possible (which basically involves just watching HGTV all the time unless you want to watch super dull programming on the NFL Network while nothing at all is happening in the league). That said, we tag-lined our own episode of Tycoon today “Mayhem and Bliss” which we figure pretty much describes their lives in general. See how fun it is not being super rich? (Yeah, we’re not sure about that either, but we do like Monica and Autumn a lot.) [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, Autumn Bliss Video] |
| 5/1/24 |  Many moons ago — to go with a theme we have not yet explained — we did an “irreverent” May Day introduction that apparently did not sufficiently celebrate wood nymphs (or something like that), opting instead for a hilarious use of the distress call. Hey, some people just don’t appreciate Lost in Space humor, apparently. … At any rate we have been banned ever since — mostly because D.Minion has a freakishly long memory — so we are definitely not doing that again. Of course nothing says we cannot build to a Crescendo again, so we will. If people wander from there, well, golly, what can we do? [STAR TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
May 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alektra Blue| Alexa Nicole| Alexandra Quinn| Allison Pierce| Annie Cruz| Audrey Hollander| Autumn Bliss| Ava Vincent| Belladonna| Brooklyn Chase| Cate Harrington| Cheryl Dynasty| Christy Canyon| Dee| Ela Darling| Faith Leon| Gianna Michaels| Holly Hearts| Jessica Drake| Jewel Valmont| Jillian Janson| Julia Ann| Katsumi| Katsuni| Kelsey Heart| Keri Windsor| Kimberly Chi| Kristal Summers| Lexi Belle| Lezley Zen| Lorraine Sisco| Maya Divine| Mia Smiles| Michael Ninn| Monica Mayhem| Monica Sweetheart| Nicki Hunter| Nikki Benz| Nikki Rhodes| Olivia Del Rio| Penny Flame| Ryder Skye| Sandie Caine| Shayla LaVeaux| Skin Diamond| Sophie Dee| Sunny Leone| Tall Goddess| Taylor St. Claire| Tori Black| Tori Lane| Trinity| Wendy Divine
Year:2024
Month:May
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