9/30/24 |
ReelRisque Boy in Wonder | pics[STAR TAGS: Maryjean] |
9/29/24 | Anyone who has ever watched The Big Bang Theory for any length of time can tell you that theoretical physicists have a cultural disdain for engineers. Now that hardly represents the only place where theory and application collide as to superiority, but it does happen to be among the funniest — which counts for a lot in our world. So we were going to wade in and solve this dispute once and for all, but then we decided to just show off beautiful naked women instead. Honestly, they have much less cultural disdain (well, at least around here). [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea] |
9/28/24 |
ReelRisque No Treble | vid[STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor Video] |
9/26/24 |
Shayla Getting Wild with Wilde[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video, Alicia Video, Juli Ashton Video] |
9/25/24 |
Shayla Testing at 4G[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
9/24/24 |
ReelRisque Pastel Porn | pics[STAR TAGS: Zoey Cortes] |
9/23/24 | In this business, beauty can come from literally any direction. Granted the beauty outside can tend to overshadow the beauty inside, but both can be powerful when you meet the folks in person. Unfortunately most folks will never get that chance so they have to be content with the more superficial, although as consolation prizes go, that tends to be acceptable. So we picked a random direction as our Sugar Daddy quest continues, and we feel fine about it. Seriously, though, forgetting to include still photographs of Syren Sexton seems like it should violate some natural law somewhere. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Laura Palmer Video, Nikita, Brittany Andrews, Cindy Behr Video, Syren Sexton Video, Alyssa Love] |
9/21/24 | As summer turns to fall, it might have fit at least a seasonal theme to talk about fallen women — y’know, except we do not believe in that concept, not to mention that whatever falling may transpire in “Daddy’s Little Princess 2” overall, the women can definitely get back up. So we had to give up on the time of year angle, and you can guess why we wanted to go nowhere near the origins of a princess fascination line of thinking. So we just decided to be quiet now. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but silence is most definitely the better part of discretion. Ergo, we are heroes today. … Nice. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Carmel Moore Video, Stacee Morgan Video, Holly Moon Video, Kayla Paige Video, Kayla Synz Video] |
9/19/24 | After a rather significant debate around the office, Shayla expressed a preference for “at least some” web site updates of a — call it less daunting — nature. Long a proponent of more frequent, shorter, posts, D.Minion leapt to Shayla’s side of the argument, giving us all her by now well-knows opinion that Members may not have enough time in their days to make it all the way through one of our longer endeavors, and thus would likely appreciate a relatively brief bit of amusement every once in awhile. We all sat down with Shayla and DM and carefully — with admirable respect evident, and politeness overflowing, don’t you know — explained that we believed a more comprehensive “multi-media” approach fits our “conceptual algorithm” as a rule. Because clearly life goes forward on many levels at once, we simply replicate that approach in our Members’ areas. We were persuasive. We showed multitudes of examples. We demonstrated our case with uncanny aplomb. … And then we did exactly what Shayla wanted. Hey, we’re Geeks with opinions, but we’re not crazy. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine] |
9/18/24 | Depending upon how one defines “comfort” it might be possible to achieve it in any number of places. … Well, ok, not any number probably, but a lot. So a number that means a lot, but not a stupidly large amount. And not a small amount. … Never mind. More to point today, the Maverick team captured exactly how Cate Harrington Couches Comfort, and then they expanded the discussion with a couple of cutting-edge producers over the pond just to show off a little. We could get into why some people call the Atlantic ocean “the pond” in theory, but it seems like we may have wandered enough for one day. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247Adult Stars.com] |
9/17/24 |
ReelRisque Lube Liberally | pics[STAR TAGS: Caroline Ray] |
9/16/24 | As one of two “leaders” — using the term extremely loosely — around here, I do not get out much into polite society. Of course that could be because I have simply lost track of where I put my polite gene, but more likely I just happen to prefer the company of dogs to the company of humans. Well, I had to venture out last week, and invariably once my history comes into the conversation, I get the same series of questions, although these days they often come from just men, so that’s progress. Well, I promised to give them all links to The Answer, because I knew there was an article in here somewhere about it. Then we noticed a very fun update from the same month truly in need of update, so now they (and you) can consider Wear, for Thou Art as well. Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. (Yeah, I should write a song.) [STAR TAGS: Sophia Lynn] |
9/15/24 |
GingerLynn Alice McMunn – Cameron Dee – Carrie – Sunny Lane – Ashley Pink – Misty Stone… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/14/24 | According to a modern American poet, “It’s all about the Grants and Jacksons. Transactions. That explains your actions.” … Oddly, what with it being poetry and all, this could actually explain 95% of why people do anything — which would be both enlightening and utterly sad, of course. … Philosophy aside, since the poet happened to be Michael Ninn, he took the concept a slightly different direction from politics or even sociology. (Yes, he can write too. Honestly the breadth of his talent can be a little annoying.) Regardless, we take a look at that concept today with something we’ve entitled Music to You Eyes (or) Bach to the Future. We do not have Michael’s gifts, but we’re way more funny. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Jordan Video, Katsumi, Vanessa Hill, Anna Karin, Dillan Lauren, Rita Faltoyano, Kelly Taylor, Rita Faltoyano, Nikita Denise, Brittney Skye, Kenzie Ryan, Michael Ninn] |
9/13/24 | One has many options for activities on Friday the 13th in the modern world. You could stay home and be “safe” should you be inclined toward superstition. You could do something celebratory should you have a name suiting the occasion, as does our leader. On this particular Friday the 13th you could check the internet or cable news to see who won the recent Presidential debate, and if you do not like the answer you need only change the channel (or URL) to find one more suited to your preference. For our part, we have chosen to Embrace some Elegance, in all its cello-accompanied glory. [STAR TAGS : Angel Cassidy Video, Roxxxy Rush Video] |
9/12/24 |
RisqueNews Technically Succubi … Emphasis on Bi[STAR TAGS: Kenna James Video, Lily Labeau Video] |
9/10/24 | It does not happen often, but on those occasions when it does, we can provide a pithy clue as to the editorial slant for the day simply by quoting the first paragraph. … “Sometimes things just sort of magically fall together. [True. And sometimes the process does not even involve tequila.]” … Now we should probably mention that the moving pictures part of the event involves London Keyes, and one generally does not have to say much more than that, but if you just skip to the video, you will miss “some proper British pomp for our London Keyes circumstance.” And the fatberg. You’ll also miss that. [Which honestly might be just fine.] [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video] |
9/9/24 |
247AdultStars Having it Maid[STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
9/8/24 |
RisqueNews Chantelle Fox vs. The Faucet[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video] |
9/7/24 |
ReelRisque Brunch Bypass | vid[STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Jesse Capelli Video] |
9/6/24 | Sometimes you just need to give your brain a break. If you happen to enjoy politics and it happens to be after Labor Day during a Presidential election cycle, you may need to give your brain a break a lot. … Fortunately we excel at that around here, and thus you will find not a single poll referenced today — not even a stripper pole, which we much prefer truth be told. Nope you may enjoy “For Whom, the Belles’ Knolls” without any danger of the world potentially ending. We do have weird, though, come to think of it. That’s kind of our jam, after all. [STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor] |
9/5/24 |
Shayla Memorial Daze in Labor Day Week[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake] |
9/4/24 |
247AdultStars Forrest for the Please[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
9/2/24 | If you recognize the names Tony Nelson, Roger Healey and Alfred Bellows, you might be in for a darned good time today as we continue our monitoring of the quest for the perfect Sugar Daddy. Rest assured no one in this episode in any way resembles any of those famous characters, but rather they serve to conjure up the mood, as it were. Should you not recognize those names, well, we encourage your observations as well, even as we feel sorry for you. So much history, gone in a puff of pink smoke. [STAR TAGS: Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video, Kat Lee Video, Kit Lee Video] |
9/1/24 |
ReelRisque Unicorn Lesbians | vid[STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Jana Jordan Video] |
Filed Under: Sophia Lynn
July 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/28/20 | Living these days comes down to pretty much feeling like a professional funambulist. Ironically, the whole “fun” part tends to be distinctly lacking, however. Between getting glared at for not wearing a mask, to getting glared at for wearing a mask, like outside has become pretty darned complicated. How many of us ever thought we’d ever even have a remote opinion about which kinds of masks we like versus which kind we do not? How many of us ever considered owning masks in different styles and colors before a couple of months ago? Then there are the “hoax” people … which we should likely not comment upon. So we just decided to stay inside and look at adult movie stars. Don’t even need a mask for that. [STAR TAGS: Stracy, Renee Perez Video, Georgia Jones Video, Charlie Laine Video, Celeste Star Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn] |
7/24/20 |
ReelRisque Talk Dirty to She | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
7/21/20 |
ReelRisque Old Dogs New Tricks | pics[STAR TAGS: Jasmen Lopez] |
7/16/20 | The more things get dicey in real life, the more they seem to get dicey in our Play Misty observations. In both real and vicarious life, though, it seems that men are basically idiots who cannot see past a pretty woman, no matter what the situation. We cannot say with any certainty how this realization might help the current terrible situation in the world right now, but we can say that although Misty will finish up on Risqué within a month, the world will just as certainly still be sucky. Drat. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Belle Video, Paige Ashley Video] |
7/15/20 | Spend about 15 seconds on any news program these days, and you’ll figure it out. Try going into some previously “normal” store, or basically anywhere out in public, and it might take a couple of minutes instead of 15 seconds, but you will reach the same conclusion: Some people really just need to Chill, you know? Well, being ever the faithful public servants at Risqué, we have decided to help in our rarely imitated way by starting the perfect journey — with the movie Chill. … Could be that no one ever imitates us because they think we’re crazy, but that would be a topic for a different day. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Holly Hollywood Video] |
7/14/20 | So it does happen to be “a” 14th, even though most people would not consider July to contain, The Important 14th of the year. Still, we have begun getting (a surprising amount) or requests to prioritize the older video remastering process so that when Adobe Flash goes hasta la vista, bebé at the end of the year, people will not lose their favorites. This batch only comes from as far back as Valentine’s Day, 2018, but these days that seems like a long time ago. Remember when we could go outside and strangers would see us smile at them? Remember when we could kiss before we decided to get married? … Wow. That was fun. [STAR TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Daisy Marie, Darcie Dolce, Tasha Reign, Chanel Preston, Ava Rose, Jenna Rose, Kimberly Williams, Sabrina Maree, Kimberly Rogers, Brett Rossi] |
7/12/20 |
GingerLynn Raylene – Misty Stone – Christiana Cinn – Samantha Ryan – Nikki Delano – Jodi Taylor… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
7/10/20 |
Risqué “TOC” Vagina Worship | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Emily Kaie Video, Sami St. Claire Video, Roxxi Silver Video, Noelle Easton Video] |
7/5/20 |
ReelRisque The Great Equalizer | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Angelina Cheramova Video] |
7/3/20 | We all happen to be living in very strange times. Regardless of what has happened when we can finally consider this whole COVID-19 thing “over” — whatever that ends up meaning — the world will be a fundamentally different place. Currently some leaders have undertaken various acts of broad, narrow, or quite possibly simply denial aspects. A percentage of the people consider those decisions wise, thoughtful, and undoubtedly difficult, albeit well-intentioned. The rest of us consider these actions, to use the technical term, completely and wholeheartedly wackadoodle. This morning a headline in the paper boasted that a local aquatic center would be partially opening soon, for example. How crazy is that? If you only partially open an aquatic center, all the water is going to leak out. … We should think about something else. [STAR TAGS: Athena Farris, Lacy Lennon, Autumn Falls] |
June 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/25/20 | You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to the merits of caramel ice cream. You might wish that not to happen, but if you know anything about us at all, you clearly knew those hopes were in vain. On the upside, we did manage a ménage à trois illustration with a man most famous as basically a caricature of himself along with two suitably festive female companions. So be brave. Ask yourself that one question: Do you feel lucky? [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Zoey Holloway Video] |
6/24/20 | We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video] |
6/21/20 |
GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Dillion Harper – Skin Diamond – Jacky Joy – Nina Hartley – Little Stella Marie… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
6/19/20 | It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our Lesbian Springtime look at the wildly divergent ways that different companies approach a distinctly popular niche in our strange little world. You could, of course, choose rather to try and figure out if when you go outside into the world because you must you will be mocked for wearing a mask, or perhaps mocked for not wearing a mask. You could wonder how “a million requests” to attend a campaign rally might possibly result in thousands of unused seats in an event center that holds only 19,000 people when completely packed. Our suggestion will be to consider the consenting women playing with each other, because those other things will just depress you. [STAR TAGS: Sabrina Rose Video, Renee Perez Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Laine Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn] |
6/17/20 |
ReelRisque Cop a Please | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Aletta Blue Video] |
6/14/20 |
247AdultStars Redux Technological “Evolution” | video[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/13/20 | Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide an altogether more pleasant pressure on you. You probably should not invite 20 friends to come over and celebrate with you in your home, but we’re fairly certain this would not constitute typical behavior anyway. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn] |
6/10/20 | We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on acting like trained monkeys. Have you noticed? [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video] |
6/7/20 | Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that examining principles with the aid of beautiful naked women assists in the scientific endeavor a great deal. So we do that too. [STAR TAGS: Japanese Erotica] |
6/4/20 | Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to enjoy a coffee break, though. We consider this a public service, because in our experience not many people do it this way. Honestly it’s a lot more interesting than talking about Luke Skywalker and Harrison Ford before he became offensive. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video] |
6/3/20 |
ReelRisque Personal Use | video[STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye Video] |
May 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/31/20 |
GingerLynn Sunny Lane – Sunshyne Monroe – Ashlyn Molloy – Raylene – Aubrey Addams – Joslyn James… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/30/20 |
Risque “TOC” Psychology of a Woman | pics & vids[STAR TAGS: Chloe Amour Video, Lily Lust Video, Katerina Moss Video, Kimber Day Video, Angelina Chung Video, Savannah Fox Video, Skyla Novea Video, Roxxi Silver Video] |
5/27/20 | Drawing grand life conclusions from watching adult movies might be a little suspect as a personal philosophy, but some things make perfect sense. Like if you have to go to jail, try and get into the same cell as Asia Carrera and Gwen Summers. See the problem, though? First you have to call up Asia and Gwen, try to get them into the same small place, then all commit some minor crime together so you end up in the same place. Of course this would be the only difficulty you might face should you ever try to bring porn into the real world. Other than logistics, everything will translate perfectly. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Gwen Summers Video] |
5/23/20 | We do not often talk separately about ReelRisque posts, seeing as how that Team generally takes great joy in talking about their things themselves. And we really do not start the conversation well before this same ReelRisque Team has had a chance to “Cut the Ribbon” — or broach the subject — themselves. Today marks one of those rare days, however, as the elders at Risqué find ourselves certain that we picked up on aspects those whippersnappers would miss completely. So we decided to broach first, as it were. Hey, when was the last time you saw a Millennial wearing a broach anyway? [STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye] |
5/18/20 | Who knew that adult movie sets regularly benefit from a liberal use of something as antiquated as an antimacassar as it proceeds through the day? Granted, we pretty much just call them towels, but from now on we know better. In what would turn out to be our last dabble in the “Spearmint Rhino owns Ninn Worx” debacle, we could have really benefitted from a little classing up of the operation as it turns out. As we begin our vacation to that historic time, you should take your solace as we did at the time: Just ignore all the politics and focus instead on the beautiful naked women having fun. Hollywood production companies may not “return” for months. We shall celebrate our good fortune in being able to pull from unused archives. Most cannot. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Jana Jordan, Sophia Lynn, Georgia Jones, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn] |
5/15/20 |
ReelRisque After Hours | pics[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Charlie Laine, Michael Ninn] |
5/14/20 | People with demons can make for interesting friends. They make truly horrible life partners, but for the odd weekend away, they can be wildly entertaining. Of course people with demons also make interesting characters for movies, and people with demons who show up for therapy sessions wearing sheer dresses with garters and stockings make for exceptionally interesting movie characters — particularly with both a male doctor and female nurse present for the therapy. We take a closer look at one of these scenarios, and we’ll give you a hint: We are not going away for the weekend. Nobody can go anywhere yet. [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video] |
5/13/20 | We learn some important things about biological evolution today. Or else we learn that naked women look good even if they just grunt instead of using actual language. There might be some here of the opinion that this characteristic would in fact be a marked improvement over the current state of females of the species, but of course those people would be much too smart to ever say something like that out loud. [STAR TAGS: Flick Shagwell Video] |
5/12/20 |
ReelRisque Not Lame in Lamé | pics[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Georgia Jones, Michael Ninn] |
5/11/20 |
ReelRisque You Can Leave Your Shirt On | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Lee Video] |
5/10/20 |
GingerLynn Priya Rai – Erica Lauren – Dillion Harper – Kiki Daire – Samantha Ryan – Nina Hartley… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/9/20 |
ReelRisque The Hall Crawl | pics[STAR TAGS: Celeste Star, Charlie Laine, Sabrina Rose, Michael Ninn] |
5/5/20 | Have you ever tried drinking a nice frosty margarita or sipping truly fine tequila through a face mask? It sucks. Granted, these days we might even be sucking virus into ourselves, but since “they say” you cannot get COVID-19 from eating contaminated food, that part might not be a big risk. Still, you do not exactly want to filter your excellent drinks with just environmental yuk. Combine that with the whole “thou shalt not congregate” admonition in California, and suffice it to say that our annual Cinco de Mayo celebrate got 86’d in a most rude and sad way. We’re trying to make up for the pain with a little Mayo con Dee, Yes! party, which if not quite as festive does have the distinct benefit of being a wicked pun in a foreign language. Don’t see those every day. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
5/2/20 |
ReelRisque Courtyard Expressed | pics[STAR TAGS: Sophia Lynn, Renee Perez, Michael Ninn] |
5/1/20 |
RisqueNews May-Day! May-Day![STAR TAGS: Emma Hix Video] |