Aletta Blue Archives

6/25/20	You knew it had to happen. D.Minion cannot possibly author an entire series of articles referencing the former mayor of Carmel, California, without eventually “splitting” off that discussion to the merits of caramel ice cream. You might wish that not to happen, but if you know anything about us at all, you clearly knew those hopes were in vain. On the upside, we did manage a ménage à trois illustration with a man most famous as basically a caricature of himself along with two suitably festive female companions. So be brave. Ask yourself that one question: Do you feel lucky? [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
6/24/20	We finish up Planet of the Babes today with a couple of (naturally astute) observations here, lest you miss them in the update — y’know because of all the naked people and whatnot. First, should you ever be forced to try and make your way alone in the wilderness, having Asia Carrera go with you can hardly make things worse, and might actually improve your state of mind a great deal. Granted, taking Lola too might have been even better, but apparently sticking close to the original script seemed preferable to that ending. Seems like a strange place to draw the line, but whatever. Second, and most prescient indeed, we shall quote from t-shirt wisdom popular at the close of last century: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. … You just can’t argue with good t-shirt wisdom (or Dorothy Parker). [STAR TAGS: Lola Video]
6/21/20	GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Dillion Harper – Skin Diamond – Jacky Joy – Nina Hartley – Little Stella Marie … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
6/19/20	It seemed to us that the last day of spring in this completely and wholeheartedly bizarre year of 2020 would be the perfect day to wrap up our Lesbian Springtime look at the wildly divergent ways that different companies approach a distinctly popular niche in our strange little world. You could, of course, choose rather to try and figure out if when you go outside into the world because you must you will be mocked for wearing a mask, or perhaps mocked for not wearing a mask. You could wonder how “a million requests” to attend a campaign rally might possibly result in thousands of unused seats in an event center that holds only 19,000 people when completely packed. Our suggestion will be to consider the consenting women playing with each other, because those other things will just depress you. [STAR TAGS: Sabrina Rose Video, Renee Perez Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Laine Video, Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn]
6/17/20	ReelRisque Cop a Please \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Aletta Blue Video]
6/14/20	247AdultStars Redux Technological “Evolution” \| video [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/13/20	Contemporary Peer Pressure. Remember when your mom asked you, “So if all your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off with them?” … Well, in many ways suddenly 100% of the people in the world face basically that same question. Ultimately we all have to make our own choices, so try to ruminate carefully and consider all the people you love who may be impacted by your own “personal” choices. For our part, we have decided to “peer” in a way that should provide an altogether more pleasant pressure on you. You probably should not invite 20 friends to come over and celebrate with you in your home, but we’re fairly certain this would not constitute typical behavior anyway. [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Sophia Lynn Video, Michael Ninn]
6/10/20	We know some people believe that being in large groups, without masks, close together, shouting, singing, chanting, and generally being raucous carries with it a great risk of contracting a potentially deadly disease. Call this Belief Option A. … We know other people believe that this whole virus thing has been blown way out of proportion and that the economy has tanked because of the fear-mongering liberal press. These would be Belief Option B folks. … Finally, we know that President Trump deeply loves his giant political rallies stuffed with adoring throngs, and he wants to get those going again ASAP. Does it not seem like both Belief Option A and Belief Option B would be in favor of the President getting exactly what he desires in this case? … We’re just spouting theory, here. … Some folks just insist on acting like trained monkeys. Have you noticed? [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]
6/7/20	Use a machete to whack off a guy’s head, at which point you watch it bounce down the stairs, well, that may be Grimm, but it can be on network television. Spurt too much blood, and you’ll need to be over 17 or with your parents (in the United States) to watch that same scene even in a movie theater, though. Drop a guy off a cliff and watch him splat, shoot him with a cannon ball, or hit him with a train, and that fellow best be animated if you seek a tv audience. Every country has unique rules about even specifically adult material, though, a principle we examine at some length today. For the record, we have found that examining principles with the aid of beautiful naked women assists in the scientific endeavor a great deal. So we do that too. [STAR TAGS: Japanese Erotica]
6/4/20	Seriously what day could be better than one that has references to both Star Wars and Indiana Jones in it? OK. So technically we have a sentence in today’s editorial, and although we naturally mention the lovely Ms. Kate from that second movie, we do not actually have any photos of her or anything like that. We DO have Madelyn Marie demonstrating the proper way to enjoy a coffee break, though. We consider this a public service, because in our experience not many people do it this way. Honestly it’s a lot more interesting than talking about Luke Skywalker and Harrison Ford before he became offensive. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video]
6/3/20	ReelRisque Personal Use \| video [STAR TAGS: Bonnie Skye Video]