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October 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/24	Does anyone else have this problem? By the time Halloween Day actually arrives, you find yourself stunned to realize that somehow you do not have any Halloween candy left, even though you have been very carefully curating your selection for this year since September? So you have to go back to the store only to find that they have only the sucky kinds left? Well, if that happens to you — and you do not mind making neighborhood children sad — we have an alternative for you today. You could just turn off the porch light and darken the front of the house by taking your tablet to your bedroom and consider Halloween more from a gestalt perspective. Tiffany Taylor may not be candy as such, but that does not keep her from being sweet. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Roxy Jezel, Tiffany Taylor Video, Michael Ninn]
10/30/24	Shayla Atavistic Impulse [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]
10/29/24	ReelRisque Lotus Position Variations \| pics [STAR TAGS: Elexis Monroe, Lotus Lain]
10/28/24	247AdultStars Pinball Wizardess [STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/27/24	GingerLynn Annie Cruz – Emily Kae – Charli Piper – Tara Morgan – Ana Foxxx – Kendra Cole … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/26/24	Parents tend to be excited when their children get new jobs, and children tend to be excited to tell their parents about them. … As a general rule that would likely be true. … In the Risqué Commune World, however, we do not tend to be subject to general rules. In fact, we will often run up against general rules that seem completely ludicrous given our perspective. When the rules of our world collide with the general rules, it can honestly be quite emotional — or, y’know, hysterical, depending upon whether you have to participate or you just get to watch. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video (on Jerry Springer), Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Julia Ann]
10/25/24	You might think it would be difficult to pull off a finale (as it were, in this case) for a movie chasing ambitions of Elegance. Having been given that task, however, one could do much, much worse than choosing Faith Leon and Justin Magnum to carry the flag — well, and do some other stuff. It may not seem intuitive that one could use both elegance and porn performer in a list of attributes for a single person, but that would be because you never met Faith in person. As we said, they could have done much worse than casting Faith, but they might not have been able to do any better. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video]
10/23/24	So is everyone super tired of political commercials — on television, on the radio, and all the heck over social media? Don’t you find yourself wondering exactly whom they think they are convincing with those? The only thing we have learned since the famous — or infamous if you prefer — ride down the golden escalator in 2015 is that you can’t believe anybody in a self-interested sound bite. Who the heck remains undecided, and must we all put up with this for almost two more weeks? Well, maybe they think they can be persuasive with people that do not know how to use “whom” correctly. Maybe that explains it. For our part we seek a lengthy and altogether more beautiful distraction with a look back at sane elections (Who knew?) with Faith and (Political) Begorrah. No matter what, ya gotta have Faith. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova, Nikki Blond, Erica Vachs, Laura Capri, Michael Ninn]
10/21/24	Shayla Cowgirl Up! [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
10/20/24	ReelRisque Smooth Up In Ya \| pics [STAR TAGS: Lotus Lain, Nikki Peyton]
10/19/24	ReelRisque Lawn Tarts pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video]
10/18/24	RisqueNews Faith by Michael (just not George) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Michael Ninn]
10/17/24	ReelRisque Inclusive Cookies \| pics [STAR TAGS: Yasmine de Leon, Angelina Chung, Mary Jane Mayhem]
10/16/24	Our guest author from days o’ yore, proclaimed, “Back before he started making sausage, Jimmy Dean recorded a song with a chorus that began, “I won’t go huntin’ with you, Jake, but I’ll go chasin’ women.” Most of you will probably be glad to hear that this does not happen to be the song in which you can find Shayla naked in the music video. That said, as between early 1950’s country music — Ice T’s “Body Count” — and sausage, we can’t honestly say which we’d like to see made less. Shayla dancing naked is always good, however.” … Honestly, we find it difficult to argue with that. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea Exclsive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/15/24	247AdultStars Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna Joy! [STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/14/24	If you wish to buy a car, you might even get an offer for a test drive. Of course that would only apply if you are not buying the automobile online, which apparently some generations of people do, because why would you want to actually drive the car before you spend what may be the second most expensive thing you will ever purchase? … Young-people trends aside, it seems that when your Sugar Daddy wants to buy a super fancy car, that test drive might come with a chauffeur. And that chauffeur must really want for you to buy that car. Art imitates life, right? [STAR TAGS : Cyprus Isles Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video]
10/12/24	Generally when we “TOC” about a movie, you learn about the plot of that movie — y’know, or that lack thereof. Sometimes, though, when you look at a title, like, say, First Timer Latinas you might think you’d be learning some fun facts about new performers of Latin heritage, right? … Ah-HA! But that would require a consistency and dedication toward using a title to actually describe what someone might find should they actually watch the movie. Silly us. We think such weird things sometimes. [STAR TAGS: Caroline Ray Video, Zoey Cortes Video, Maryjean Video, Ember James Video, Jynx Maze Video]
10/11/24	ReelRisque The Maze Daze \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jynx Maze]
10/10/24	247AdultStars Vroom-Vroom! [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/9/24	ReelRisque Clinical Observation \| pics [STAR TAGS: Chanell Heart, Elexis Monroe]
10/8/24	RisqueNews Extremely Becoming, Actually [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Georgia Adair Video, Laura Palmer Video]
10/7/24	Shayla Conceptual Alliteration Levied [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]
10/6/24	GingerLynn Britney Young – Jacky Joy – Cindy Starfall – Rebecca Bardoux – Belle Knox – Nina Elle … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/5/24	In very rare times in life, we might meet a person so unique that you honestly cannot find a person who would speak even an unkind word about her. Then 30+ years could pass and you still cannot find even a single person holding an unkind opinion about this person. Well, when you run across one of these incredibly special people, you quietly (and anonymously at this point) highlight birthdays of yore. Then you take a moment to appreciate how truly rare those times were. … Of course then you go out and pick up a couple of 1½” Porterhouse steaks, some Negro Modelo, and a pint of Cherry Garcia to have in her honor, of course. One must remember special people as they would appreciate, after all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tiffany Granath]
10/4/24	Conventional wisdom dictates “a right way” and “a wrong way” to do things. Of course if everyone always applied conventional wisdom, we’d never invent anything, and life would be super boring. Have you been a Risqué Member for any length of time, you will have your own opinion about us certainly, but we’re willing to bet that “conventional” will not be amongst the adjectives you’d choose to describe us. (We’re also willing to bet that you remember at least hearing the word “adjective” at some point in your life.) … Basically we have our own Elegance, which we shamelessly deploy — episodically, in many cases. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video]
10/3/24	Despite how most people would claim to be non-conformists, the fact remains that the vast majority of people just want to get along. If we could live our lives and be left alone with enough of an income to keep us fed, clothed, and protected from the elements in a comfortable way, almost everybody would be perfectly happy. … Sometimes, though, you have to put your money where your mouth is, which basically explains the entire Risqué Commune Philosophy in a nutshell. We thought other adult site people were wrong. So we did something different. And we ended up with something very different. … Whether that qualifies as “success” would be an entirely subjective standard, but we’ve had a darned good time, and that has always been enough. One thing about the average person, you know: They never feel like they are the average person. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Michael Ninn]
10/2/24	ReelRisque Slow Burn \| pics [STAR TAGS: Ember James]
10/1/24	247AdultStars Relative Patriotism Still Rocks [STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

September 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/24	ReelRisque Boy in Wonder \| pics [STAR TAGS: Maryjean]
9/29/24	Anyone who has ever watched The Big Bang Theory for any length of time can tell you that theoretical physicists have a cultural disdain for engineers. Now that hardly represents the only place where theory and application collide as to superiority, but it does happen to be among the funniest — which counts for a lot in our world. So we were going to wade in and solve this dispute once and for all, but then we decided to just show off beautiful naked women instead. Honestly, they have much less cultural disdain (well, at least around here). [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea]
9/28/24	ReelRisque No Treble \| vid [STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor Video]
9/26/24	Shayla Getting Wild with Wilde [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video, Alicia Video, Juli Ashton Video]
9/25/24	Shayla Testing at 4G [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor]
9/24/24	ReelRisque Pastel Porn \| pics [STAR TAGS: Zoey Cortes]
9/23/24	In this business, beauty can come from literally any direction. Granted the beauty outside can tend to overshadow the beauty inside, but both can be powerful when you meet the folks in person. Unfortunately most folks will never get that chance so they have to be content with the more superficial, although as consolation prizes go, that tends to be acceptable. So we picked a random direction as our Sugar Daddy quest continues, and we feel fine about it. Seriously, though, forgetting to include still photographs of Syren Sexton seems like it should violate some natural law somewhere. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Laura Palmer Video, Nikita, Brittany Andrews, Cindy Behr Video, Syren Sexton Video, Alyssa Love]
9/21/24	As summer turns to fall, it might have fit at least a seasonal theme to talk about fallen women — y’know, except we do not believe in that concept, not to mention that whatever falling may transpire in “Daddy’s Little Princess 2” overall, the women can definitely get back up. So we had to give up on the time of year angle, and you can guess why we wanted to go nowhere near the origins of a princess fascination line of thinking. So we just decided to be quiet now. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but silence is most definitely the better part of discretion. Ergo, we are heroes today. … Nice. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Carmel Moore Video, Stacee Morgan Video, Holly Moon Video, Kayla Paige Video, Kayla Synz Video]
9/19/24	After a rather significant debate around the office, Shayla expressed a preference for “at least some” web site updates of a — call it less daunting — nature. Long a proponent of more frequent, shorter, posts, D.Minion leapt to Shayla’s side of the argument, giving us all her by now well-knows opinion that Members may not have enough time in their days to make it all the way through one of our longer endeavors, and thus would likely appreciate a relatively brief bit of amusement every once in awhile. We all sat down with Shayla and DM and carefully — with admirable respect evident, and politeness overflowing, don’t you know — explained that we believed a more comprehensive “multi-media” approach fits our “conceptual algorithm” as a rule. Because clearly life goes forward on many levels at once, we simply replicate that approach in our Members’ areas. We were persuasive. We showed multitudes of examples. We demonstrated our case with uncanny aplomb. … And then we did exactly what Shayla wanted. Hey, we’re Geeks with opinions, but we’re not crazy. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]
9/18/24	Depending upon how one defines “comfort” it might be possible to achieve it in any number of places. … Well, ok, not any number probably, but a lot. So a number that means a lot, but not a stupidly large amount. And not a small amount. … Never mind. More to point today, the Maverick team captured exactly how Cate Harrington Couches Comfort, and then they expanded the discussion with a couple of cutting-edge producers over the pond just to show off a little. We could get into why some people call the Atlantic ocean “the pond” in theory, but it seems like we may have wandered enough for one day. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247Adult Stars.com]
9/17/24	ReelRisque Lube Liberally \| pics [STAR TAGS: Caroline Ray]
9/16/24	As one of two “leaders” — using the term extremely loosely — around here, I do not get out much into polite society. Of course that could be because I have simply lost track of where I put my polite gene, but more likely I just happen to prefer the company of dogs to the company of humans. Well, I had to venture out last week, and invariably once my history comes into the conversation, I get the same series of questions, although these days they often come from just men, so that’s progress. Well, I promised to give them all links to The Answer, because I knew there was an article in here somewhere about it. Then we noticed a very fun update from the same month truly in need of update, so now they (and you) can consider Wear, for Thou Art as well. Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. (Yeah, I should write a song.) [STAR TAGS: Sophia Lynn]
9/15/24	GingerLynn Alice McMunn – Cameron Dee – Carrie – Sunny Lane – Ashley Pink – Misty Stone … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
9/14/24	According to a modern American poet, “It’s all about the Grants and Jacksons. Transactions. That explains your actions.” … Oddly, what with it being poetry and all, this could actually explain 95% of why people do anything — which would be both enlightening and utterly sad, of course. … Philosophy aside, since the poet happened to be Michael Ninn, he took the concept a slightly different direction from politics or even sociology. (Yes, he can write too. Honestly the breadth of his talent can be a little annoying.) Regardless, we take a look at that concept today with something we’ve entitled Music to You Eyes (or) Bach to the Future. We do not have Michael’s gifts, but we’re way more funny. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Jordan Video, Katsumi, Vanessa Hill, Anna Karin, Dillan Lauren, Rita Faltoyano, Kelly Taylor, Rita Faltoyano, Nikita Denise, Brittney Skye, Kenzie Ryan, Michael Ninn]
9/13/24	One has many options for activities on Friday the 13^th in the modern world. You could stay home and be “safe” should you be inclined toward superstition. You could do something celebratory should you have a name suiting the occasion, as does our leader. On this particular Friday the 13^th you could check the internet or cable news to see who won the recent Presidential debate, and if you do not like the answer you need only change the channel (or URL) to find one more suited to your preference. For our part, we have chosen to Embrace some Elegance, in all its cello-accompanied glory. [STAR TAGS : Angel Cassidy Video, Roxxxy Rush Video]
9/12/24	RisqueNews Technically Succubi … Emphasis on Bi [STAR TAGS: Kenna James Video, Lily Labeau Video]
9/10/24	It does not happen often, but on those occasions when it does, we can provide a pithy clue as to the editorial slant for the day simply by quoting the first paragraph. … “Sometimes things just sort of magically fall together. [True. And sometimes the process does not even involve tequila.]” … Now we should probably mention that the moving pictures part of the event involves London Keyes, and one generally does not have to say much more than that, but if you just skip to the video, you will miss “some proper British pomp for our London Keyes circumstance.” And the fatberg. You’ll also miss that. [Which honestly might be just fine.] [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
9/9/24	247AdultStars Having it Maid [STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/8/24	RisqueNews Chantelle Fox vs. The Faucet [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
9/7/24	ReelRisque Brunch Bypass \| vid [STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Jesse Capelli Video]
9/6/24	Sometimes you just need to give your brain a break. If you happen to enjoy politics and it happens to be after Labor Day during a Presidential election cycle, you may need to give your brain a break a lot. … Fortunately we excel at that around here, and thus you will find not a single poll referenced today — not even a stripper pole, which we much prefer truth be told. Nope you may enjoy “For Whom, the Belles’ Knolls” without any danger of the world potentially ending. We do have weird, though, come to think of it. That’s kind of our jam, after all. [STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor]
9/5/24	Shayla Memorial Daze in Labor Day Week [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake]
9/4/24	247AdultStars Forrest for the Please [STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/2/24	If you recognize the names Tony Nelson, Roger Healey and Alfred Bellows, you might be in for a darned good time today as we continue our monitoring of the quest for the perfect Sugar Daddy. Rest assured no one in this episode in any way resembles any of those famous characters, but rather they serve to conjure up the mood, as it were. Should you not recognize those names, well, we encourage your observations as well, even as we feel sorry for you. So much history, gone in a puff of pink smoke. [STAR TAGS: Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video, Kat Lee Video, Kit Lee Video]
9/1/24	ReelRisque Unicorn Lesbians \| vid [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Jana Jordan Video]