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September 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/24 Maryjean

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Boy in Wonder | pics

[STAR TAGS: Maryjean]
9/29/24 DeeAnyone who has ever watched The Big Bang Theory for any length of time can tell you that theoretical physicists have a cultural disdain for engineers. Now that hardly represents the only place where theory and application collide as to superiority, but it does happen to be among the funniest — which counts for a lot in our world. So we were going to wade in and solve this dispute once and for all, but then we decided to just show off beautiful naked women instead. Honestly, they have much less cultural disdain (well, at least around here). [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea]
9/28/24 Jodi Taylor

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No Treble | vid

[STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor Video]
9/26/24 Shayla, et al.

Shayla

Getting Wild with Wilde

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video, Alicia Video, Juli Ashton Video]
9/25/24 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Testing at 4G

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor]
9/24/24 Seek, and She Shall Find

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Pastel Porn | pics

[STAR TAGS: Zoey Cortes]
9/23/24 ViccaIn this business, beauty can come from literally any direction. Granted the beauty outside can tend to overshadow the beauty inside, but both can be powerful when you meet the folks in person. Unfortunately most folks will never get that chance so they have to be content with the more superficial, although as consolation prizes go, that tends to be acceptable. So we picked a random direction as our Sugar Daddy quest continues, and we feel fine about it. Seriously, though, forgetting to include still photographs of Syren Sexton seems like it should violate some natural law somewhere. [STAR TAGS: Vicca Video, Laura Palmer Video, Nikita, Brittany Andrews, Cindy Behr Video, Syren Sexton Video, Alyssa Love]
9/21/24 Carmel MooreAs summer turns to fall, it might have fit at least a seasonal theme to talk about fallen women — y’know, except we do not believe in that concept, not to mention that whatever falling may transpire in “Daddy’s Little Princess 2” overall, the women can definitely get back up. So we had to give up on the time of year angle, and you can guess why we wanted to go nowhere near the origins of a princess fascination line of thinking. So we just decided to be quiet now. Discretion may be the better part of valor, but silence is most definitely the better part of discretion. Ergo, we are heroes today. … Nice. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Carmel Moore Video, Stacee Morgan Video, Holly Moon Video, Kayla Paige Video, Kayla Synz Video] 
9/19/24 Shayla LaVeaux and Raquel DevineAfter a rather significant debate around the office, Shayla expressed a preference for “at least some” web site updates of a — call it less daunting — nature. Long a proponent of more frequent, shorter, posts, D.Minion leapt to Shayla’s side of the argument, giving us all her by now well-knows opinion that Members may not have enough time in their days to make it all the way through one of our longer endeavors, and thus would likely appreciate a relatively brief bit of amusement every once in awhile. We all sat down with Shayla and DM and carefully — with admirable respect evident, and politeness overflowing, don’t you know — explained that we believed a more comprehensive “multi-media” approach fits our “conceptual algorithm” as a rule. Because clearly life goes forward on many levels at once, we simply replicate that approach in our Members’ areas. We were persuasive. We showed multitudes of examples. We demonstrated our case with uncanny aplomb. … And then we did exactly what Shayla wanted. Hey, we’re Geeks with opinions, but we’re not crazy. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine] 
9/18/24 Cate HarringtonDepending upon how one defines “comfort” it might be possible to achieve it in any number of places. … Well, ok, not any number probably, but a lot. So a number that means a lot, but not a stupidly large amount. And not a small amount. … Never mind. More to point today, the Maverick team captured exactly how Cate Harrington Couches Comfort, and then they expanded the discussion with a couple of cutting-edge producers over the pond just to show off a little. We could get into why some people call the Atlantic ocean “the pond” in theory, but it seems like we may have wandered enough for one day. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247Adult Stars.com]
9/17/24 Caroline Ray

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Lube Liberally | pics

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9/16/24 ChristianaAs one of two “leaders” — using the term extremely loosely — around here, I do not get out much into polite society. Of course that could be because I have simply lost track of where I put my polite gene, but more likely I just happen to prefer the company of dogs to the company of humans. Well, I had to venture out last week, and invariably once my history comes into the conversation, I get the same series of questions, although these days they often come from just men, so that’s progress. Well, I promised to give them all links to The Answer, because I knew there was an article in here somewhere about it. Then we noticed a very fun update from the same month truly in need of update, so now they (and you) can consider Wear, for Thou Art as well. Welcome to the jungle. We got fun and games. (Yeah, I should write a song.) [STAR TAGS: Sophia Lynn]
9/15/24 Misty Stone

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Alice McMunn – Cameron Dee – Carrie – Sunny Lane – Ashley Pink – Misty Stone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
9/14/24 AnaisAccording to a modern American poet, “It’s all about the Grants and Jacksons. Transactions. That explains your actions.” … Oddly, what with it being poetry and all, this could actually explain 95% of why people do anything — which would be both enlightening and utterly sad, of course. … Philosophy aside, since the poet happened to be Michael Ninn, he took the concept a slightly different direction from politics or even sociology. (Yes, he can write too. Honestly the breadth of his talent can be a little annoying.) Regardless, we take a look at that concept today with something we’ve entitled Music to You Eyes (or) Bach to the Future. We do not have Michael’s gifts, but we’re way more funny. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Jordan Video, Katsumi, Vanessa Hill, Anna Karin, Dillan Lauren, Rita Faltoyano, Kelly Taylor, Rita Faltoyano, Nikita Denise, Brittney Skye, Kenzie Ryan, Michael Ninn]
9/13/24 Roxxy Rush and Angel CassidyOne has many options for activities on Friday the 13th in the modern world. You could stay home and be “safe” should you be inclined toward superstition. You could do something celebratory should you have a name suiting the occasion, as does our leader. On this particular Friday the 13th you could check the internet or cable news to see who won the recent Presidential debate, and if you do not like the answer you need only change the channel (or URL) to find one more suited to your preference. For our part, we have chosen to Embrace some Elegance, in all its cello-accompanied glory. [STAR TAGS : Angel Cassidy Video, Roxxxy Rush Video]
9/12/24 Kenna James, Lily LaBeau

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Technically Succubi … Emphasis on Bi

[STAR TAGS: Kenna James Video, Lily Labeau Video]
9/10/24 London KeyesIt does not happen often, but on those occasions when it does, we can provide a pithy clue as to the editorial slant for the day simply by quoting the first paragraph. … “Sometimes things just sort of magically fall together. [True. And sometimes the process does not even involve tequila.]” … Now we should probably mention that the moving pictures part of the event involves London Keyes, and one generally does not have to say much more than that, but if you just skip to the video, you will miss “some proper British pomp for our London Keyes circumstance.” And the fatberg. You’ll also miss that. [Which honestly might be just fine.] [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video]
9/9/24 Anna Joy

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Having it Maid

[STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/8/24 Chantelle Fox

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Chantelle Fox vs. The Faucet

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
9/7/24 Georgia Jones, Jesse Capelli

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Brunch Bypass | vid

[STAR TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Jesse Capelli Video]
9/6/24 Georgia Jones and Jesse CapelliSometimes you just need to give your brain a break. If you happen to enjoy politics and it happens to be after Labor Day during a Presidential election cycle, you may need to give your brain a break a lot. … Fortunately we excel at that around here, and thus you will find not a single poll referenced today — not even a stripper pole, which we much prefer truth be told. Nope you may enjoy “For Whom, the Belles’ Knolls” without any danger of the world potentially ending. We do have weird, though, come to think of it. That’s kind of our jam, after all. [STAR TAGS: Jodi Taylor]
9/5/24 Shayla LaVeaux, jessica drake

Shayla

Memorial Daze in Labor Day Week

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake]
9/4/24 Natalia Forrest

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Forrest for the Please

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/2/24 If you recognize the names Tony Nelson, Roger Healey and Alfred Bellows, you might be in for a darned good time today as we continue our monitoring of the quest for the perfect Sugar Daddy. Rest assured no one in this episode in any way resembles any of those famous characters, but rather they serve to conjure up the mood, as it were. Should you not recognize those names, well, we encourage your observations as well, even as we feel sorry for you. So much history, gone in a puff of pink smoke. [STAR TAGS: Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video, Kat Lee Video, Kit Lee Video]
9/1/24 Jana Jordan

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Unicorn Lesbians | vid

[STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video, Jana Jordan Video]
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July 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/07

Sometimes you just need to look at something from a different perspective to recognize the obvious. Of course usually the new “angle” on everything also brings its own myriad of confusion, but if you try to boil it down to its essence, the situation often becomes more clear. Then you can add in a little scientific analysis and that might help, and you might even consider a dash of philosophy or even a metaphysical conceit or two if you’re really brave. Very soon everything will just look even more complicated than it was before started trying to look at it clearly and so you just wing it and hope for the best. That’s what we do. It may not work all of the time, but it makes for a nice way to go through life. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Lena Nicole, Renna Ryann, Sophia Lynn, Exclusive Video]

See how a computer monitor with a pretty woman on it is like life?
7/23/07

We’ve been working madly way behind the scenes here, and there’s a big announcement on the horizon. Oddly enough, it’s not nearly as distant a horizon as many we’ve foretold around here, so that’s nice. Maverick’s also chiming in today about what he’s going to be doing, which doesn’t help all that much, but he’s also got an exclusive “view” (and we mean that literally) of a famous British porn star named Sandie. Odd, but we still think of the Olivia Newton John character in Grease when we hear that name. … Hmm. We probably shouldn’t admit that, right? … Oh, and incidentally, we have no idea why Maverick takes pictures of upside down naked women, and we really didn’t want to ask. [FEATURED TAGS: Sandie Caine, Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Alana Langford, Alexis Love, Tiffany Sweet, Carli Banks, Marlie Moore, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Sandie Caine (and we didn't make that up)
7/16/07

What could be better than “Dee Penetrated” you may wonder. Well, apparently it could be Dee Exposed, because … well, you’ll have to read about it if you really care. Dee herself didn’t seem to mind whatever title we used, as she was just along for the ride … so to speak. Another thing that’s really, really good is a fresh bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich when the bacon is hot and thick-sliced, and the tomatoes are vine-ripened, but honestly we can only give you D.Minion’s account of our Delectable Dee today. You’ll have to make your own lunch. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee ... probably ordering a sandwich.
7/14/07

It could be that a little bit of thinking goes a long way when you’re talking about your basic porn site. Of course our goal has never been to BE “your basic porn site” so you would think that we could think – and you’d then think that our thinking made you think. Which might not be as helpful as you might have thought it was going to be, truth be told. We’d tell you what we think about this, but we’ve clearly done more than enough thinking to last us for quite some time. Don’t you think? [FEATURED TAGS: Vanessa Hill Video, Electra Angel Video, Linda Shane Video, Kenzie Ryan Video, Laura Capri Video, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video]

Eyes on the Master
7/11/07

Most of the time we choose to be a little more forthcoming out here on the free side, but every once in awhile it suits one to be a little more circuitous in our approach. That’s OK. If we tell you we have some “secret stuff” to talk about (and show off) today, and then we tell you what it is … well, it wouldn’t be a secret anymore, now would it? Sometimes the simple approach works best, which happens to be another lesson we hope to demonstrate. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Juli Ashton Video, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Julia Ann ... touching, isn't she?
7/7/07

Well, we made it through the post, but it was a weird one. Of course we can say that almost all of the time, so maybe that doesn’t mean much. Still, not all of the posts are about Erotica Los Angeles, 2007 so that’s one difference. And at first blush while all of these conventions seem pretty much the same (especially to those of us that have been to 50+ of them) they all have their own … um … uniqueness, let’s call it. Of course there seemed to be surprisingly little blushing on the show floor this year, well except from Lon and D.Minion while they were smothered on a bed by Julia Ann’s breasts right in the middle of the crowd on Saturday. Well, maybe you’ll have to read about it. Some things are too weird even for us to explain. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Stormy Daniels, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Lon]

Stormy Daniels, decidely NOT in a Polaroid photograph.
7/5/07

We’re putting on an “Innocent” front today, at least while we’re putting the final touches on the Lon/D.Minion story of Erotica LA this year. We haven’t heard from his doctors but last we saw Lon he was still gasping from rolling around on the bed with Julia Ann – which seems perfectly understandable if you think about it. So you can take a moment to ponder how this might have come about in the first place, and then you can try to figure out how these two words go together Innocence: Rebel. We figure it’s only in the world of Michael Ninn, but that’s always an OK place to be, so we’re just going to go with it. We’ve seen the pictures, though, and while “rebellious” might come to mind, we didn’t get many “innocent” vibes here. Naturally, of course, we consider this to be a very good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Alana Langford, Presley Maddox, Lena Nicole, Amber Rayne, Denice K., Jennifer Dark, Michael Ninn]

Presley Maddox being more rebellious than not.
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April 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/23/07

Some of us are taking off today, folks, and we just wanted to let you know. It’s been six years since the “leader” (whatever the heck that means, and why the heck would anyone want to be one of those anyway?) has taken a true vacation, and that’s what’s going to happen. Allegedly many, many things will be ongoing in abstentia, but … well … allegedly, and all. … Regardless, everyone enjoy a little bit of the spring time in your area and we’ll see you the second week of May. It might work; who knows? My dad always used to say, “Columbus took a chance.” … Of course I’d always respond that, “He had to run because he was schtupping the Queen and the King found out; he didn’t really land where everyone thinks he landed, and, besides, he’s dead.” I’ve never been very good at lessons, in case you hadn’t noticed.

4/23/07

You know the thing about controversial opinions? They’re easy to ignore and just get on to the serious jobs of looking at Julia Ann and Kristal Summers naked. If you’re the thinking sort of person, controversial opinions might also be good to argue with (and when you’ve got Juli Ashton on your side that’s an easy thing to do), but even thinking people tend to get distracted by Julia Ann and Kristal Summers naked. (You can see that, right?) You think this is why thinking people don’t run for public office? And would we really want someone in public office that has never seen Julia Ann and Kristal Summers naked? … We think NOT! … Of course sometimes we’re wrong. And sometimes we’re right. … It gets confusing, if you want to know the truth.  [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers]

And we're climbing a stairway to ... um ... Julia Ann and Kristal. Have you been paying attention?
4/19/07

We’re thinking about Contract Players in general today, which bring up the anticipated thoughts of Jana Jordan and perhaps some slightly less obvious ones about Anais. Then we’re also thinking about Katsumi, Vanessa Hill, Anna Karin, Dillan Lauren, Rita Faltoyano, Kelly Taylor, Rita Faltoyano, Nikita Denise, Brittney Skye and Kenzie Ryan, so we’re really pretty busy, all things considered. Still, if you have to be busy, being so with a collection of women this beautiful pretty much makes it OK. And all in all, pretty much OK seems like a fine goal for any day.  [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Anais Video, Katsumi, Vanessa Hill, Anna Karin, Dillan Lauren, Rita Faltoyano, Kelly Taylor, Rita Faltoyano, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video]

Anna Karin. Never a contract girl for some reason. Hmm.
4/13/07

We looked up the origins of triskaidekaphobia today, because we thought this would make for a fascinating exposé – not to mention appropo, considering the “lucky” chap always roaming the hallways here. Then after sufficient research we decided, Naw. That’s too confusing. Let’s just show off Jana Jordan and the XRCO Awards we just attended. … Now it’s not that we avoid the technical and generally run from anything that’s too complicated around here …. Oh, wait a minute. … It’s EXACTLY like that. Our bad. … Heeere’s Jana (and Kristal Summers, and TJ Hart, and some others by the way) … [FEATURED TAGS: XRCO Awards, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, Georgia Jones, TJ Hart, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Kristal and an alleged Mr. Pacino
4/7/07

Imagine you have the chance to meet Heather Vuur. Now imagine you have a chance to meet Heather Vandeven. … Obviously those of you “in the know” would thus know that this would be the same thing, however confusing it sounds. Well, today, unless you happen to live in Hollywood and are very, very fortunate, you don’t have either of the choices anyway. Sorry. But you do have a chance to see D.Minion’s coverage of Meet Heather, and you do have a chance to see a home that reaches the absurd in its ability to store clothing. Also, Selina Draagen, Kellemarie, Kelly Kline, and Zoë Britton are hanging around and they don’t seem to care about clothes at all. Sometimes in life even “just what you get” can be rather dandy. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Selina Draagen Video, Kellemarie, Kelly Kline, Zoë Britton, Lorraine Sisco, Michael Ninn, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Stairway to Heather
4/1/07

If you do the unusual all of the time, does it then become usual? And if it’s now usual then how can it be unusual at the same time? Fortunately, as with many philosophical questions, our standard answer works quite well: We don’t care. For example, whenever there’s a bear in the woods, our goal remains never to be around long enough to see what it does there. Speaking of animals, though, we think someone might be pulling our leg on this April Fool’s Day. The “usual” possibility exists that Bubblegum the Dog did not in fact write this account of when Jana visited Innocence. We’re usually very skeptical, which clearly makes it not unusual. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Alexis Love, Lena Nicole, Amber Rayne, Jamie Elle, Alana Langford, Sasha Grey, Michael Ninn]

Jana Jordan ... Disciplinarian.
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