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September 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Oui She Did Wii

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

9/28/21 Jilly Kelly, Shayla LaVeaux, Emmanuelle

Shayla

Newbie Divas & Her Web

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video, Emmanuelle Video, Michael Ninn]

9/27/21 Project Ginger

GingerLynn

Her Personal Tannier

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Jennifer Noxt Video]

9/26/21 Sadie Kennedy

GingerLynn

Aleksa Nicole – Stacy Jay – Anita Blue – Mika Tan – Sadie Kennedy – Cindy Starfall

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/25/21 On Set with Daisy MarieBasic technical knowledge of any situation wherein one endeavors to record a visual image — whether still or moving, actually — will lead to an understanding that one of the core principles revolves around controlling the amount of light that the lens on the camera allows through. In our case, “Opening the Aperture” means something else altogether. That said, if you Google aperture and then Google Heather Vuur, you will quickly understand why our approach to the word constitutes considerably more fun. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Holly Wellin Video, Ginger Lea Video, Daisy Marie Video, Marie Luv, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn]
9/24/21 Evie DelatossoRegardless of how one feels about the strengths, weaknesses, veracity, or outright stupidity of the last administration in the White House, only a true troglodyte could deny the overall truth the Fox News vs. Everybody Else conflict achieved. “In Your Face” has become the norm as a way of communication. Not being social scientists here, we will avoid considering anything at all even slightly deeper than that superficial acknowledgment, but rather have a slightly more fun way to consider a full return of In Your Face — in our own potentially irreverent manner, naturally. Hey, there might be a lot less fighting if more people took our approach. Just sayin’… [STAR TAGS: Holly West Video, Phoenix Marie Video, Tory Lane Video, Claudia Valentine Video, Hunter Bryce Video, Jessica Lynn Video, Camryn Kiss Video, Brenya Rose Video, Cayden Moore Video, Evie Delatosso Video]
9/23/21 Julia Ann & Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Desirable Elements

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Julia Ann Video]

9/22/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Earnestly Couched

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

9/20/21 Nina Hartley

GingerLynn

As Puppies Go…

[STAR TAGS: Nina Hartley Video]

9/19/21 Kristal SummersSchool has started again most everywhere, and after the first week or so we can be certain of one thing absolutely. Whether masks, no masks, happy parents, angry parents, governors stupid or smart, you put young people together for a short amount of time, and Love Letters will begin to flow. Passed amongst friends, slipped into lockers, slid under dorm room doors, whatever, biological imperative trumps — pardon the expression — even heated politics. So we decided to relaunch our full movie Love Letters in honor of the joy of being college students. It was probably in honor of Kristal Summers too, honestly. Just by looking at the little thumbnail here you can see why Kristal has already received many, many love letters in her young life. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Monique Alexander Video, Aurora Snow Video, Karina Video, Avy Scott Video, Kylie Wylde Video, Teanna Kai Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Karina Kean, Chloe Dior, Alexis Amore, Cherry Rain]
9/18/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Lascivious Liquidity Renewed

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Missy Monroe Video, Michael Ninn]

9/17/21 Nina Hartley

GingerLynn

Good to Be Bad

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video]

9/16/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Divas | with Assets

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Asia Carrera Video, Ashley Renee Video, Paisley Hunter Video, Payton Alexander Video, Jeanna Fine Video, Nina Hartley Video, Rebecca Lord Video, Michael Ninn]

9/14/21 Jay Serling

GingerLynn

A Serling Reputation

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

9/12/21 Kristal SummersConsidering the weekend, here, we decided to put up an entire movie that celebrates good old American values. … OK. So not everyone considers what we do to have “value” certainly, but some people do. And 74 million people voted for a complete narcissist with a God Complex in the last national election, so we really cannot be bothered by people with very narrow minds. Regardless of the doubters, today we represent American Girls with solid blue collar values in their pretend professions. Well, not all of the collars are blue, really. In fact, there are not many collars at all, or clothes really. Still, no one would understand blue neck values, and that sounds kind of ishy anyway. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, jessica drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Sondra Hall Video, Bobbi Barrington Video, Summer Storm Video, Lea De Mae Video]
9/11/21 American Flag

RisqueNews

Remember

9/10/21 Autumn BlissWe wrap up a complete movie today, this time with the unique ability to verify that we have in fact put our Petals to the Mettle. This means we get to add to our “Full Movie” section again too, which makes us almost as happy as seeing Autumn Bliss again. Now, this current Autumn — that being the one we are all living through right now, of course — still pretty much sucks in the grand scheme. That being said, this would be precisely the time to focus on smaller victories. That will bring you your bliss, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video]
9/9/21 Cameron Canela

GingerLynn

Being Honest

[STAR TAGS: Cameron Canela Video]

9/8/21 Cytherea and Cheyenne Silver

Cythereas

Nudity both Cleanly & Recreational

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

9/6/21 Jisel Lynn - twiceIf you had a holiday, say Christmas, where you celebrated by not doing any Christmas things — no caroling, no decorating, no eggnog or roast beast, no presents, and certainly no church — well, that might seem a little odd. Have a 4th of July without any fireworks? Good grief, what fresh hell is this? … Yet every year on this first Monday of September we all celebrate Labor Day (technically, “all” as in U.S. all) by doing exactly zero actual labor. Rather than provide a history lesson on this rationale, though, we decided to go with a tried and true standard. We decided to celebrate with many, many naked women. In our experience that pretty much goes with any holiday. [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Sabina Rouge Video, Emma Hix Video, Kenzie Anne Video, Carolina White Video, Anny Aurora Video, Lacey London Video. Cherie Noel Video, Jisel Lynn Video, Vanna Bardot Video, Gabby Carter Video, Meaghan Stanfill Video, Lacy Lennon Video, Sky Wonderland Video, Sloan Harper Video, Bunny Colby Video, Blake Blossom Video] 
9/5/21 Ginger and Friends

GingerLynn

Lagoons of Many Women (and one dude)

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video, Lois Ayres Video]

9/5/21 Chanell Heart

GingerLynn

Carter Cruise – Mia Gold – Tara Lynn Foxx – Chanell Heart – Alana Evans – Lexxxi Nicole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/4/21 Planning has been all but impossible as anyone — well, basically alive and old enough to go outside on their own — can tell you. Back in July we were absolutely certain we’d be trekking to Las Vegas in January for the big AVN convention (the last one?). Then, gosh, this seems pretty hard to explain without getting stuck in the political muck of who’s doing or not doing what that made sailing smoothly into herd immunity a virtual certainty. So without going there, we can admit that we have found ourselves back in the world of virtual meetings, if that tells you anything. So we’re still thinking about the AEE in January, but we’re also thinking about not ending up infected by unwashed masses in an unnaturally cramped room too. (Hey, there’s a lot of drool at a porn convention.) So while we continue to think and see what happens, we thought we would revisit via remaster a particularly memorable trip from a few years ago. Gibby might be ok today, well above the fracas, but Shayla would have to hold her breath for like 12 hours straight. That sounds difficult. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, AEE 2014 Video]
9/3/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Off to Ever-Ever Land

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video]

9/2/21 Inari VachsWe all enjoy holidays, if not for their underlying reason for existence so much as the fact that most of us do not have to work, even though we still get paid. There are other more personal dates in a year, though, that fall into the “Personal Holiday” category. For whatever reason, when these days roll around annually, it makes us smile, if not necessarily spend a bunch of money on things that make pretty explosions in the nighttime sky. Today would be one of those days for the Risqué Commune actually, even though “work” may not be the most accurate description of what we do around here. As for the millions of not working but still getting paid people out there, well, that ends this weekend. Our theory would be that the American World will be a very different place in a couple of weeks. We shall see. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
9/1/21 Samantha Strong

Shayla

Feeling Particularly Strong

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Samantha Strong Video]

December 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/16 Ginger LeaTo some people of a certain age, life comes down to a single question: Ginger or Mary Ann? Of course as with many queries of allegedly crucial import, a great many people will not even understand the question. This naturally makes the rest of us feel superior as we pat them gently on their millennial heads and send them on their way to watch reruns of The Great Indoors. On this day, we ask a slightly different question, however, that being, “Ginger or Holly?” to which Jerry responds with a simple, “Yes.” Some of us always thought The Professor should have tried that approach. [STAR TAGS: Rita Faltoyano, Ginger Lea Video, Holly Wellin Video, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/30/16 Sergio, Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle

ReelRisque

Tube Socks Soirée | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Amber Rayne Video, Lexi Belle Video]

12/29/16 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Contact Jewelry (#53)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

12/28/16 Michelle Thorne

247AdultStars

Oh, Come All Ye Faithful
(sorry)

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/26/16 Lexi Belle and Amber RayneOh, the Cytherea Team had found an abundance of Christmas Joy this year, having successfully brought together a number of the Risqué Divisions all focused on one spectacular Cytherea event — y’know, which basically covers any event with Cytherea, particularly when she gets naked and squirts. Hands were slapped. Voices were raised. Smiles abounded, and much egg was nogged. It was a truly festive celebratory event! They even sent out pat themselves on the back group emails to all the important (and absent from the office for the holidays already) Risqué Leaders. Undoubtedly they foresaw raises in their futures that would make this year’s performance bonuses look paltry in comparison. They probably started looking for the next BMW up the line from their current models. … Sadly, they forgot one teeny-tiny detail: They forgot to make the pages live on the active site. … Yeah, well, oops. … Perhaps a bit more egg and a little less nog next year. Still, new-found footage of exclusive Cytherea activities, you can understand the excitement. [STAR TAGS: Amber Rayne, Lexi Belle]
12/25/16 Ashley Blue

GingerLynn

Alana Evans – Ashley Blue – Claudia Valentine – Devyn Heart – Joclyn Stone – Britney Amber

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/24/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Butterflies are We

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

12/21/16 Kristal SummersToday marks the first day of winter — the longest day of the year — and we could think of no better way to spend all these cold nighttime hours than with Kristal Summers. We had to do a bit of finagling with ReelRisque to accomplish this golden feat, but you can’t be in this industry very long without learning your way around a good finagle. And if you ever got a chance to meet Kristal, then you know she happens to be worth a great deal of effort. If you never had the opportunity, well, we feel sorry for you. On the upside, we share. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
12/19/16 Phoenix RayMonday Night at the Risque Movies continues during this holiday season with the ever-festive Michael Raven XXX rendition of Paradise Lost. We have now progressed to the apparent Cyborg/Wench interpretation featuring Phoenix Ray and Lee Stone, which may not actually have appeared in the original Milton version, however. Still had Milton known Phoenix Ray, he would have included her in everything he ever did, so it’s probably OK. Actually, come to think of it, Phoenix has never done anything merely “OK” in her professional life. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Ray Video]
12/17/16 Juli AshtonA long time ago, when the earth was green … Long-time members will recall that we tend to use that obscure 60’s song introduction when we need to calm D.Minion. … It seems, you see, that way back on October 5th when it was the most sacred of holidays — Juli Ashton’s birthday, of course — D.Minion either forgot to include the entire article in the file she sent, or someone forgot to include the entire article from the file she sent. Either way, it means more Juli Ashton, and Holiday Bliss in a potentially unconventional, anal-sex sort of holiday celebration way. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Tina Tyler Video, Serenity, Veronica Hart] 
12/14/16 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

A Bentley in a Bed

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/12/16 Shayla LaVeaux & TT Boy

Shayla

Playing with Her TT’s

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

12/11/16 Shayla LaVeauxSometimes we simply do things for no reason. Granted, someone in this office has a distinct reason for making the decision, but when anyone else looks closely at the rationale, they invariably fail to be convinced. That said, if the random decision ends up with exclusive pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked, well, that rationale can’t really be all that important we figure. At some point we may also even figure out why a grown adult might walk around saying, “Every breath I take is a cliffhanger.” That day will probably not be today, however. Cartoons for adults have always been a controversial topic among those of the esoteric bent here. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Alexis DeVell Video]
12/11/16 Dyanna Lauren

GingerLynn

Zoey Laine – Priya Rai – Samantha Ryan – Brooke Lynn Santos – Dyanna Lauren – Claudia Valentine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/7/16 Mark StoneWe do not as a rule spend time on the maudlin or sad, and certainly not the heart-breaking. One would presume that people do not arrive at this destination searching for such sentiments, after all. Exceptions define the rule, however, and people do not lose 20-year+ friends very often, so we’re adding our names to the list of people that will be remembering Mark Stone this holiday season. We do, though, celebrate the life in our most traditional way. After all, what better tribute can there be than an illustration of the lives touched? [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis Video, Michael Ninn]
12/5/16 Kristal Summers & Alex SandersMost people do not think about Kristal Summers naked and then think, “You know, we should cover her entire body with gray, speckled, makeup so that she looks like a big ol’ rock.” Then again, most people do not include John Milton in their personal list of romance authors. On the upside, Michael Raven freely acknowledged getting lost on his own path to paradise, leaving us only to consider artistic merit in the adult video. Yeah, sure. That’s what we’ll be doing. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Julia Ann]
12/3/16 Lorraine SiscoMost sources define “aperture” as any sort of a variable opening through which something passes. If you think about that, you might be hard pressed to come up with (as it were) a better definition of the adult industry in general. Granted, we tend to look at things rather oddly around here, but considering what we do for a living that should hardly be surprising. Technology changes, and the aperture gets more refined — or defined in our situation. Life is short. Do all you can to enjoy it. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Carli Banks Video, Lorraine Sisco, Tall Goddess, Michael Ninn]
12/2/16 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Rub-a-Dub-Dub

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

December 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/28/13

For the final post of 2013 we offer you Dee sleeping on a couch with two miniature dachshunds. … Of course in a little bit she gets up and does a Cam Show with Kristal Summers, Mr. Marcus, and a Sybian — just in case you prefer to let sleeping dogs lie. Interestingly this little picture represents the only one that we could possibly show on the free side. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]

Buda, Dee’s Butt, Blanket, Dee’s Torso, Dee’s Head, Helen — ON Dee’s Head
12/25/13

We have learned that “Fame” — with a capital “F” naturally — only exists within a specified realm. Of course American Football has the most relevance to everyday life, as well as the future of civilization, so obviously we pay the most attention there. Given that introduction we will pay note to a “famous” American Sports Writer in Denver that opines, “Be naughty. Save Santa the trip.” … Quaint. But in our world Naughty is Nice. So apparently American Football is not everything. How can that be? [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane]

A Deep Cy
12/24/13

In the annals of “Good Golly We Almost Made it” … gosh, nothing noteworthy has ever happened. Despite all the ”We Love The World, and Ain’t Everyone Just Excellent” awards, sometimes people lose. that’s what makes life worth living. Were we those people, we would of course be properly penitent. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

A Holiday Bounty
12/22/13

Does anyone else think that the “Famous Idaho Potato Bowl” ought to have a trophy made out of bacon and cheese? With maybe some sour cream artfully surrounding the base? Can anyone see what hours and hours of doing computer code can do your brain when it finally takes a break and begins to absorb the college bowl season? Fortunately, Cytherea and many other comely lasses help us think about none of those inane questions. We’re not sure exactly where “inane” falls on a map, but we are certain we have fallen and cannot get up. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Brea Bennett Video, Jana Jordan Video, Cassidey Video, Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea Enjoys Specific Holiday Festivities
12/18/13

New technology does not always mean better technology. Most of the time “improvements” make things easier, or perhaps more efficient, but sometimes that evolution drops certain capabilities that were honestly just wonderful. Of course one does not need to embrace technology to enjoy Kristal Summers, but as with most things, the more you understand, the more you can appreciate. ’Tis the season to feel a bit nostalgic, though, so we pause for a moment to think about … you know, nostalgic technology. Regardless, you pretty much want to embrace Kristal however you can. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

1024 Shades of Gray
12/13/13

Ah but we do enjoy Friday the 13th around here. Of course when you can have eggnog too, well that just makes it extra special. Should someone spike that eggnog, however, one might be a little careful with the packaging. Considering the type of products we normally ship from our Erotic Catalogue, it would be sad if, say, mom and dad, got a “gift” intended for another person entirely. You know, hypothetically. Fortunately today, we have Shayla LaVeaux, Natalia Forrest, and Becca to help us stop thinking about packaging at all. We might still think about boxes. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Becca Video, Natalia Forrest Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Wrapping Counts
12/11/13

Some days you may wonder how in the world we ended up with the conversation we did. Let’s face it: We do some pretty bizarre things around here sometimes. Other days, though, someone says, “Hey! I found a video orgy with Brittney Skye, Samantha Ryan, Brooke Haven, Cassie Courtland, Nadia Styles, Randi Wright, Rita Faltoyano, and, um, Angel Cassidy. Can we use that?” … And you say, “Of course.” … All things considered, some days being a leader are harder than others. [STAR TAGS: Angel Cassidy Exclusive Video, Brittney Skye Exclusive Video, Samantha Ryan Video, Brooke Haven Video, Cassie Courtland Video, Nadia Styles Video, Randi Wright Video, Rita Faltoyano Video, Michael Ninn]


Sort of a Porn Toil and Trouble
12/8/13

If you try to get shopping advice from a female Photoshop Geek, you might get some suggestions that border on strange — or else blast completely through strange so that they can homestead in truly bizarre. Should, however, said Photoshop Geek happen to work in the adult industry, well, at least you will also get some excellent illustrations. If you like your pictures more in the moving variety, you can ignore all that and just enjoy a little HD with London Keyes and Elexis Malone. Spelling doesn’t count. Looks do. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, London Keys Video, Elexis Malone Video]

Geek Chic
12/4/13

We get pretty darned busy around here, but we don’t usually misplace coverage of Dee on Set with a fellow named “Pussyman” for twelve full years … plus. One the other hand, at least we found it. As with many things we were not really looking for it when we made the discovery, but we have now decided to keep not looking for stuff on a regular basis. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Chloe Amour Video, Lily Lust Video, Savannah Fox Video, Angelina Chung Video, Kimber Day Video, Katerina Moss Video, Roxxie Silver Video, Percilla Riclof Video]


Dee
12/2/13

Ah, the holiday season has come upon us. Of course in this industry a lot of different people enjoy a lot of different things coming upon them, but we like holidays too. And as we anticipate the decisions regarding important changes we all decide we need every new year, Shayla LaVeaux drops by with some AVN Hall of Fame insights for any of you thinking about a career out here with the rest of us crazy people. We too provide critical contributions by basically saying, “Yeah, what she said.” … You go with your strengths in life. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Serenity, Jeanna Fine, Paula Price, Asia Carrera Video, Kelly Jaye Video]

Jeanna Fine and Paula Price

December 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/10

At this point we’ve pretty much given up on Business as Usual around here, as everyone has pretty much fallen into the Full Panic mode about the upcoming convention. When we decided to put that Countdown for Gibby on top of New Stuff, we didn’t really anticipate that this would result in common wails of AAAARGH! in the office – every time somebody here opens up the site to check something. Presuming we haven’t been overrun by a collection of pirates, one might assume that the old “Ignorance is Bliss” theory definitely seems to hold water in this establishment. Of course, since we’re almost always happy here, that should give us reason to worry, right? … We’ll think about that, and y’all enjoy Bullet Points from DM. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2010, Rayveness, Nicki Hunter, Christy Canyon, Raylene, Ginger Lynn, Veronica Hart, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Eva Angelina, Julia Ann, Sasha Grey, Jesse Jane, Nina Hartley, Chloe, Sunset Thomas, Exclusive Video]

Get Real. Really?
12/27/10

You know how it feels when you get the opportunity to hang out with a friend that you’ve had for going on 20 years? Well, that’s how we’ve been enjoying for the past few months as we’ve all been showing off what we can do for just such a friend, Shayla LaVeaux. Today happens to be Shayla’s birthday, and today also happens to mark the launch of Shayla’s brand new personal web site. Members here get that access for FREE, and all of Shayla’s members will also get to hang with the rest of us for the same price. We’ve had a saying around here that we’ve used for years: “Things tend to work out.” … Happy Birthday, pretty lady. We love you. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla Preparing to Reveal – An Excellent Day
12/25/10

Sometimes simple works best: Merry Christmas. [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]

Appropriate Christmas Ornaments
12/24/10

Don’t you just love presents? In the long list of quirks resulting in social deficiency that we possess around here, not being Politically Correct doesn’t even make the Top 40 list in all probability. Consequently, we feel quite comfortable just saying “Have a Holly, Jolly Christmas” and offering up another collection of gifts that you really shouldn’t share in just your basic family gathering. On the other hand, it does make us feel quite good to be able to offer this to the Members, and if that makes us odd, well, we weird people need love too. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Anais, Georgia Adair, Jana Cova, Angel Cassidy, Charlie Lane, Jassie, Moni Michaels, Melissa Lauren, Audrey Hollander, Brittney Skye, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Rita Faltoyano, Michael Ninn]

Nice Things to find Under Your Tree
12/22/10

It’s … a Poetry, Nudity, Gala (Oh, My!) … And for what it’s worth, we’ve never heard tell of Cytherea actually appearing in a home having magically come down the chimney, but we can assure you that she’d be welcome most anywhere we suspect. At the very least she provides a lot of decorative value to the area, regardless of the season. And while we make no claim to Shakespearean aspirations around here, we can do a dandy bit with the Limerick. If you have the time to wander through, you might even enjoy the poetic license. If you just have time to gaze at Cytherea, you’ll definitely enjoy her license to thrill. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

What Santa Wishes for at the Bottom of the Chimney
12/20/10

Did you know that even porn stars can get jealous when “their” man participates in a scene? Well, strange as it may seem normal human emotions don’t completely abandon a woman just because she’s decided on this rather atypical career choice. On the other hand, even in the presence of these feelings the guy usually gets to escape with all his limbs intact – even if not so much his breath. … If any of you folks out there ever find yourself in this unusual situation, take some advice from someone who’s seen it a lot: Walk away clean, and whatever you do, don’t brag too much. Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, and Anthony demonstrate a point (or two) this time around. That’s handy. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio]

Olivia, of the River and the Angels
12/17/10

If you live long enough, you’ll get an opportunity to use the word “redact” in a sentence. Actually, if you happen to work for one of the various “critical” agencies for the U.S. Government, you’ll probably get to use that word all the time — generally in response to the bellows of all those pesky But The First Amendment is Important! people. On the upside, we use bellows a whole lot more than we use gallows these days, so that seems like progress. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone, Erica McLean, Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247adultstars.com]

We Wonder as She Wonders ... Festive, Aren't We?
12/13/10

Think about “C’mon Baby Light My Fire” … And if you know anything at all about Cytherea’s “speciality” in her adult performances, you know that if she did in fact light your fire, she could at least put it out all by herself. If you don’t happen to know what we’re talking about with Cytherea, well, you certainly will after a careful perusal of today’s video example. If you don’t understand “C’mon Baby Light My Fire” at all, just check YouTube. You’ll figure it out. And once reaching the video clips, if you wonder why someone in our Video Department went to all the trouble to create the complicated blueprint graphics as the background for the little introductions, we can explain that easily here too. Upon questioning we learned that this resulted from the simple fact that “Cytherea wrote the blueprints on this type of scene.” In addition to Web Geeks, Video Dudes also think they’re funny. … On the upside, you’ll even understand the Classic 60’s song reference at the end of DM’s story too. It’s fun around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Taylor Hayes Video]

Fire in the Hole
12/10/10

Have you ever had a party with a bunch of porn stars and all of the sudden they all decided to pile on each other and pose for naked pictures? … OK. So probably not, but there are a great many worse ways to spend an evening in life. So we decided to look at a life of one of those stars today, and then illustrate her adorned with Devinn Lane, Kristal Summers, Dee, and Wendy Divine. That’s a heck of a good way to be adorned, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS:Kristal Summers, Dee, Wendy Divine, Devinn Lane, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver]

Party with the Porn Stars
12/7/10

The more philosophically positive around here try to remember today for a different reason than history aficionados. Today, of course, happens to be Chasey Lain’s birthday. Naturally we have always wished the best for Chasey, and she’s (by all accounts, including her own) doing well. She’s actually talking about learning some web design techniques, which would make her a certainly entertaining person around the office. Consequently we’re doing some celebration of our own around here today, and giving a public vote of confidence for another lass that has had career hiccups – albeit those being of a substantially less physically risky than Chasey’s past. As D.Minion says, “We just want everyone to be happy.” [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Chasey Lane Video, Isabella Video, Daisy Marie Video]

Happy Birthday Chasey
12/2/10

Each of us brings a unique perspective to life, well, unless you happen to be one of those lacky “Dear God, Don’t Let Me Lose My Job” types in Washington, D.C. of course. Of course gradations of “unique” come into play, and both D.Minion and Sunny Lane certainly represent Whos of Different Hues if you want to look at it that way. Put them both in a Las Vegas hotel room, and you can imagine where the conversation (to say the least) will go. Since we’ve now started serious planning for the upcoming Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, this little soirée seemed the perfect beginning. One thing about Vegas with a boatload of porn stars, you can find soirées out the ying-yang. … There’s another title in there somewhere. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane Exclusive Video, Alexis Texas Exclusive Video, Veronica Hart]

Sunny in Full Soiree