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August 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/05	Did you ever notice how life tends to go in cycles? You know how you won’t even think about a certain restaurant for months and then all of the sudden you’ll end up there three times in two weeks? Weird, isn’t it? Well, that seems to be what’s happened here, although it certainly didn’t originate as any sort of a plan or anything. We seem to have gone from the Ninn Worx barrage to Angel Cassidy week as today we find D.Minion “Enraptured” with the comely lass as she was on set shooting the last of her contract movies for Michael. All we know is we’ve gone from the “camel through the eye of the needle” analysis to a movie called Rapture. We’re thinking we’d better be on our P’s and Q’s for a little bit, which we define around here as Perspicaciously Quixotic. We always did have trouble with traditional values … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy Video, Rita Faltoyano, Brittney Skye, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/29/05	What do you do if you have to spend all day with Anais, Angel Cassidy, and Wanda Curtis, watching them get naked and pose glamorously for the multiple cameras in the room? Well, if you’re D.Minion you forget all about it, at least that’s what happened this time. We were going through a bunch of discs, looking for a good shot for the upcoming Angel Cassidy Exposed, and D.Minion became positive she had never seen these sets before. “Um,” I said. (I often use eloquent speech patterns such as this.) “You were there,” I explained (as I endeavor to be both erudite and patient). “You even wrote a story about it,” I concluded. “I did?” said our Diminutive One. “Did you ever put it up?” “Probably not,” I confessed. “I miss a lot of old stuff because of all of the new stuff.” Well, as you may have guessed, D.Minion found the story and the accompanying pictures, and now you can see them today. Also, we have concluded that not only do we occasionally dazzle with our impressive use of the English language, we often have some trouble just getting to the point. Have you noticed? We call it … Promotion on an Angelic Scale … And we’ll just be quiet now. By the way, this would be Angelic Anais, Angelic Angel, but Wanda Curtis is not pictured (and that’s a damned shame). [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/28/05	Ah, vacation is nice. You take a couple of days off, and you come back and work through a couple of nice little stories about Dee from the early days of KSEX, those being 2/12/04 and 8/19/04 and you look through about 50 nice pictures. Then you read some nice D.Minion insights, and you watch the Broncos win a meaningless game that has the Denver press advising the NFL to just go ahead and ship the Super Bowl XL Lombardi trophy to Colorado now. It’s nice to get back to normal. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
8/24/05	Now this post was supposed to go up before we took off out of town to shoot the next batch of Ninn Worx shows, these being Neo_Pornographia 3 and Angel Cassidy Exposed. That was the plan anyway. We even bribed a couple people to stay late on Friday just to help put all of the galleries together for what we’re calling Catherine … The Finished. (Available in both the Standard Double-Disc and Limited Editition Collector’s versions, don’t you know.) But the combination of being in a hurry, and being all but beaten to death turned out not to be really very helpful. For some reason, we couldn’t get the darned images to show up when we tried to test the pages on the web. This morning, back from LA, and much better rested, we discovered that we forgot to put the pictures and the trailer on the server. Oops. “Other than that, how was the play, Mrs. Lincoln?” [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Nikki Blond, Victoria Swinger, Adriana Rouso, Valentina Velasques, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/20/05	Well, it’s done. We still can’t really say the name of it without fear of irritating the nervous twitch we’ve developed, but IT has been delivered to the replicators, all 5+ hours of it, not counting the 10 or so it would take someone to go through all of the DVD ROM part of the Bonus Disc. … So we were going to put up one last post to advertise it, and we asked D.Minion to pick “a few” shots from the show to give you all. Deep in the [censored]-throws, she came up with 240 of them. Rather than wait to get all of these processed, we decided to just pop in a nice little Night Calls story, with nice little Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath antics. It’s got to be about time for another episode of the series, and this way we’ll actually be caught up here ahead of time. Man, it will be good to get back to our friends the Risqué Women … Time to visit some sets again … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
8/15/05	We’ve got just about enough time before Monday Night Football starts on ESPN to Pop up a quick little diddy about our Dear friend Dee. We can’t explain too much here because we don’t have a lot of time, but we did want to miss at least the first few minutes of the broadcast because, frankly, we’re very tired of hearing about Terrell Owens. He should try getting a job, don’t you think? And I’m betting he’d suck at the dictionary game. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/12/05	We don’t want to talk about it. We’re not mentioning the name of the movie, and we’re not mentioning the name of the lead character, because that would be mentioning the name of the movie. Instead, we’re going to concentrate on Anais, and more completely on Anais and some of her pleasant diversions with Angel Cassidy and Wanda Curtis. That’s it. It’s all about Angelic Anais, and that’s going to suit us just fine. Don’t even read the words. Who wants to know secret stuff anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Angel Cassidy, Wanda Curtis, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
8/7/05	OK. So we took a little/lot of time and managed to patch up one of the corrupted entries from last week. If you look back to July 27th, 2005 you can see it now. We should note that we mean “corrupted” in the binary sort of computer sense of the word, and not the editorial one, obviously. We should also note that we have one more of these to go. Why couldn’t simple little one-page posts go … FFTHPPPP? If you don’t want to scroll, this picture will jump you to it. [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Kelly Taylor, Tory Lane, Malibu, Mia Smiles, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/6/05	Well, Michael Ninn Month(ish) progresses as we continue to trade efforts here. Since we’re supposed to get back to Catherine work quickly today, let us just sum up. Want to see 125 photographs of beautiful European women parading through Ninn Worx’ late August release Fem – Dolce? Well today would be an excellent time to do that. We’ve even set up a special pre-order purchase price for members just to see how it would work. Order before the movie actually arrives in the warehouse, and $30 – shipping & handling included – sets it at your doorstep. Sometimes it’s good to be the subject of the experiment. [FEATURED TAGS: Katalin, Laura Capri, Yasmine Gold, Judith Fox, Caroline DeFale, Valentina Velasques, Sophie Moone, Betty Saint, Tiffany Rouss, Electra Angel, Michael Ninn]
8/4/05	Hmm. We’re not quite sure how to respond when the guy brought in for a few weeks to help out starts making fun of the guy that signs the paychecks around here — publicly. Well, that’s not exactly accurate, as the various members of our motley crew seem to be quite amused by the turn of events, and it’s only the “Geeky Guy” that’s having some issue with it. Ah, well, it does appear that something’s gone amiss (yet again, I know) with some of the scripts on the server, and after going through what remains of Catherine late yesterday, and then looking at a calendar, I just decided to laugh about everything anyway. Sometimes that’s what you gotta do. When life gives you lemons, as we’ve learned, you find someone that life has given vodka — and have a party. So while I’m off in search of vodka, or a few more hours in the day, enjoy some wonderful shots of Inari Vachs that I happened to run across “unpublished” as they were. Naturally, I found these when I was looking for something else entirely — naturally. You know, back when Deb was writing for us, she used to call me the “Big Dick” on the site. I wonder if this is getting better. (Got it: I’ll need ice cubes AND vodka.) [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
8/3/05	We might just be getting old, but this whole Catherine … Michael … Ninn Worx … thing is kicking our collective butts. And these aren’t the fun kind of butts to collect in this business either. So we’re having a wee bit of another Sneak Peek, and we’re not even trying to hide it this time around. Hell, if we went anywhere to hide, we’d certainly fall asleep, and then we’d never get this sucker done. You know what we need? We need some more nice little movies all about Dee, or Kristal, or even Wendy or Anais. We need something that didn’t involve thousands of miles of travel and tens (of tens) of thousands of dollars to work on. That’s what we need. We also could always use a little Justine Joli and Audrey Hollander, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn]

June 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/05	You know what? We haven’t been talking about Dee enough. For awhile we just thought these uncomfortable feelings were just from the long hours at Ninn Worx, or trying to get a deep understanding of really sexy subjects like “video compression techniques” or something. We even gave the “must have had some bad seafood” theory a brief visit, but then we realized that unless it comes wrapped in paper, we haven’t eaten it lately. Then we saw Dee at LA Erotica and we realized the obvious truth of the matter: We haven’t been talking about Dee enough. You know, you can spend time with your head buried in codec geekdom, on machines that cost many thousands of dollars, and you still miss the simple stuff. God has a twisted sense of humor, but God Blessed Dee in a big way. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
6/27/05	Conventions and Events pretty much describe the modern working world in America. No matter what you do for a living, there’s almost certainly a convention somewhere (every year) that brings all of you like-minded people together … probably to talk amongst yourselves about how hideous it is to try to do what you do for a living. … well … We have those also. And we also have those Events that really, really want to be in this “essential” catagory, so that they might make a bunch of money off of all of us too. Consider LA Erotica. Now the people that attend this paticular convention are much more interesting than the folks that pay money to display their wares, as it were, but it’s still a rather fun place to hang out for a bit. This year it cost $30 per person, per day, and that probably makes some accountant happy somewhere. We just went for the pretty girls. Sometimes simple is best. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Dee, Tiffany Mynx, Sunny Lane, Rita Faltoyano, Charlie Laine, Nina Hartley, Alana Evans, Jezebelle Bond, Miyoko, Ashley Blue, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
6/24/05	Ah, vacation … And that’s all we have to say here on the subject, but if you’re interested, you can read way more than you want to on the subject inside. Of course if you plan on taking your weekend a little easy and you’d just rather look at a some lost shots of Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele, and then 150 shots of some view on the horizon, Justine Joli, well then that’s OK too. We’re really trying to get into the wedding spirit here, by the way. We have something old, something new, something borrowed … but, darn it, we just can’t be blue about it. We were never much for convention around here anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Justine Joli, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
6/17/05	It seemed appropriate that we end our first “Official Juli Ashton Week” as we began it — with a D.Minion recap of Night Calls, this time from May of 2005. Not only does it bring us up to date on Juli’s wonderful television program, but it also serves on the eve of a special day for a very special friend. Some of you may know that a couple of Memorial Days back Playboy TV once played nothing but Juli Ashton and Essentially Juli for 24 hours straight. Now you tell me anyone else in the history of adult entertainment that can say that a network has done that for them, and then we can go ahead and discuss vague concepts like “influence” and Fame. Peace, Juli … Nice job girl! [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Justine Joli, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
6/15/05	Just when you think you know everything … right? Well, the Early Ashton exposé from five days ago apparently pleased a lot of folks, and we’re thinking it’s not because of all of the pithy captioning work. Whatever the case, you asked for it, and so you get some more Juli today. You don’t even have to read the fascinating captions either, but if you don’t and we ask you about it later, please lie to us. We can live with that. Y’all get to live another day with Juli Ashton. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kaylan Nicole, Sunset Thomas, Taylor Hayes, Jenna Jameson, Kylie Ireland, Heather Lee, Chasey Lain, Risque News Insight]
6/13/05	Well, the first Official Juli Ashton Week continues today with “Essentially” how the serious fame and money began. Like most successful people, we painstakingly mapped out her plan. We were careful when we said “No” to opportunity, and even more careful when we said “Yes.” We hoped. We dreamed. We cajoled and conspired. We remained firm in our resolve. … And then something completely out of our control and even more unexpected happened, and that’s what worked. Fate has a weird sense of humor … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Gayle, Serenity, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
6/10/05	We’ve been thinking a lot about this “special week” coming up, so we decided to spend a little time with our friend. She’s really exemplary in a number of ways, but we can’t really count that high, as we keep getting distracted. To take matters gently at the first, we’re offering up Origins of Ashton as sort of a primer on one of the truly bright adult stars of all time. Granted Jenna’s undoubtedly a “bigger” name, but Jenna has also had many, many people and a big ol’ cache of bucks behind her rise in the world. Juli has had enthusiasm, determination, wit, charm, and a bit of good luck. Hey whatever works …. (Why are “prHIMer” and “prEYEmer” spelled the same, by the way? See how we get distracted?) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Gayle, Serenity, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
6/9/05	We’re coming upon a unique time for our friend Juli Ashton, and so we thought “What better way to celebrate than will a little foreplay?” Of course that’s our general response to every situation, but that’s not really the point. Somehow they ended up with hard core on the April, 2005, installment of Night Calls, but a story’s a story. So … well … Here’s the story. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Taylor Rain, D.Minion]
6/4/05	“Ninn Worx” in mysterious ways too, apparently Divinely Inspired. So today we have D.Minion’s account of a shoot she didn’t actually attend. Let’s just say we’re attempting to Evoke an atypical response, rather than just being rather lazy. If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance … [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Terri Summers, Dillon Lauren, Amy Ried, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/2/05	Today we have a Hard Drive of a different kind, although the lovely Georgia Adair may create a more typical kind of hardness in many of us. About the time we were first negotiating with Michael Ninn for Georgia, she was in town killing time at our friend Danni Ashe’s place. D.Minion was there, camera and instruction book in hand. (You’ll read more about that if you decided to actually read instead of just looking at the 134 pictures.) At any rate you’ll have a good time, and you’ll have an even better time if you go visit our old buddy Georgia too. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Bobbi Eden, D.Minion]

January 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/05	We don’t know quite how to describe Mav’s MEGA Report on Internext, the AEE, and the AVN Awards show except to say it’s BIG. It’s really, really BIG. There are well over 300 pictures and 7,000 words. Heck, we had to build the mother of all index pages, just to try to help people figure out where they are in the story when they come back to it. Let’s put it this way, from within the story and picture pages there are FORTY THREE individual links back to the index page. You’re going to need a lot of beer for this one, folks. Lots of pretty girls, though, and Lon becomes a Hip Hop artist. I guess if you’re really interested there are a lot of pictures of Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Paola Ray and Dee, and quite a few of Inari Vachs and Alicia Rhodes, surprisingly. Even more surprising are the pictures of Chasey Lain and the fact that Maverick was able to tell us every minute detail of his trip, except where he got the DVD that Christy Canyon asked him about. Life is weird … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Dee, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Kylie Ireland, Tiffany Granath, Jenna Jameson, Georgia Adair, Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Alicia Rhodes, Paola Rey, Tera Patrick, Mary Carey, Christy Canyon, Exclusive Video, Maverick]
1/27/05	Our own intimate version of “The Hall of Fame” shows up today, with a fascinating story of a guy that actually succeeded in our business … with his clothes ON. Weird. More traditional are the shots of Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, and even a little Kristal Summers and Asia Carrera. Interesting what Risqué Women can do sometimes, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs]
1/24/05	Hey, we’re back on the set of Night Callswith D.Minion and (Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath, of course). As it turns out, The New Executives at Playboy TV decided that they should wait from August 25, 2005 until October 29, 2005 between episodes, and then wait another two months until December 31st for the next one. Allegedly there’s going to be another episode this Friday, so we’ll check with Juli for you. Basically today we’re just pointing out the apparent stupidity of Playboy TV executives sometimes. Fortunately, they give us lots of ammunition. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, D.Minion]
1/21/05	The quick story would be this: 1/21/05: 33 pics The Party Maverick at Hedonism III The longer one would involve trying to think of Stream of Conciousness writers that hailed from Great Britain, and then debating whether or not Ireland counts, and when exactly it began to … if it did, or does, or something. As you can see, this all gets pretty convoluted pretty quickly. Maybe we should just look at all the pretty girls. Oh. We should also book our trips to hang with Juli. That seems good … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Nicole Sheridan, Maverick]
1/19/05	We’re doin’ a little Sex Magictoday, as we pop off to the set with Julia Ann. We don’t mention it enough, but we love Julia. She cares about people and animals. She kisses like dawn on the beach. She can cook wonderfully, and she looks great naked. That’s pretty much it as far as guys are concerned, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion]
1/18/05	The beginings of the AEE report are here. Um. We’re pretty sure that’s all we want to say at this point except thanks to Lon and SteveD for their efforts. As it turns out, Lon is secretly a very successful “art” photographer, and SteveD is … (also “Um” … uh …) … [That SteveD] … He’s a really nice guy. Bumer. Sucks to be you, dude … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Katie Morgan, Sunset Thomas, Alicia Rhodes, Brittany Andrews, Christy Canyon, Rita Faltoyano, Janine, Brittney Skye, Steve, Lon]
1/15/05	Not taking anything away anything from Mav’s recent contribution, we felt it time to present a set of Dee in a more “professional” setting. Dee’s a particularly apropos subject today for many reasons, not the least of which is that she’s just so darned pretty that it’s just hard not to talk about her. There are actually 100 photos today, AND an underwater view of Dee that … well … you really have to see it …. By the way, as far as we can tell, none of this has anything at all to do with “Wells Fargo Wagons,” or “Trouble,” or even “Lida Rose” … although I always liked “Lida Rose” … Good day, our someones; isn’t this almost like being in love? Oh, and by the way, if you have comments, you can now contact Maverick directly. He’d love to hear from you in his new official position of Foreign Minion … We’ll call him FM for short. (Be careful what you wish for, my friend …) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video]
1/13/05	“Seventy-Six trombones led the big parade,” as I understand it. So that means that today’s post is better than a big parade, as it has 77 more pictures of the 2004 KSEX Awards show, this time taken by Foreign Correspondent Maverick. Now we need to explain three things. 1. We’re making no attempt to draw any correlation between trombones and photographs of partying porn stars, rather leaving to future generations of literary students an attempt to try to decipher what deep and tortured reasonings led us to this strange juxtaposition. 2. A simple fact of corporate America rejoices in giving someone a grand-sounding title like “Foreign Correspondent” rather than actual money, and 3. No. We do not think it at all strange that a straight man might know a few show tunes. I can also cook, but I can’t sew … so there. Ready to move on now? [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Awards, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Katie Morgan, Cytherea, Alana Evans, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Exclusive Video, Maverick, D.Minion, Michael Ninn]
1/8/05	If you’re reading this, well then Praise the Digital Dieties. That means you’re looking at the new server like you’re supposed to be. By the way, really, really smart people wouldn’t have chosen the end of the year … over the holidays … right before the largest annual industry convention in Las Vegas … at the same time as moving a home and office … as the perfect time to change hosting and billing companies for the two biggest sites we operate. Nope. That’s certainly not what a really, really smart person would have done. That’s just what we did. On the upside we still have many good contacts with some exceptionally beautiful women, like … let’s see … this is Kristal Summers, Becca, Dee, Inari Vachs, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton, and Wendy Divine. It might be easier to just look inside the members’ area, rather than just believe us. The pictures get bigger in there. Actually a lot of things get bigger around these women. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine, Cheyenne Silver, Becca, Julia Ann, Vicca, Chasey Lain, Tiffany Granath, Georgia Adair, Keri Windsor, Nikita, Anais, Devinn Lain, TJ Hart]

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