3/31/24 | A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
3/29/24 |
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
3/28/24 |
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
3/27/24 | So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
3/25/24 |
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
3/24/24 | “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/23/24 |
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/22/24 | Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
3/21/24 | What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them. [STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
3/20/24 | Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/19/24 |
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
3/18/24 | Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
3/17/24 |
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/16/24 | Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
3/15/24 | If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
3/12/24 |
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
3/10/24 | We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
3/9/24 | Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
3/8/24 |
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
3/6/24 |
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
3/5/24 |
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/3/24 |
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
3/2/24 |
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
3/1/24 | We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
Filed Under: Sunny Lane
April 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
May 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/31/21 |
GingerLynn Sunny Lane … in Ears and Eyes[STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video] |
5/29/21 |
GingerLynn Cytherea Takes | & Outtakes[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
5/26/21 | Kylie has a birthday today, which will naturally be the some-odd anniversary of her 29th year — because it honestly does not matter. She will continue to be one of the truly fine individuals on the planet, regardless of how many years she has graced us with her presence. Besides, she will always be 20-something on the web, which happens to be one of the true beauties of the system, honestly. Seeing as how Today We Can Announce ALL of KylieIreand.com Completely Updated, and the celebration of her birth in combination with this digital rebirth seemed perfect to us. … Honestly, Kylie tends to be pretty perfect too. Happy Day, Lady … [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
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5/25/21 |
Shayla Friends in Faux Places[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/24/21 | Rather than the beginning of the end, we more accurately today embark upon the Beginning of the Finale, as the final episode of Welcome to the Valley debuts with Samantha Ryan and Jesse Capelli today. You know, back when we planned this whole series out, months and months ago we tried to time it so that when the project completed, people might actually be welcomed back to the valley (and everywhere else) again. It may not work out perfectly, of course, but it looks like it might be close. It certainly will be closer than if that other King of Denial were still in charge. No wonder we like fantasy movies. Real life has become just too darned unbelievable — and straight-up bizarre. [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jesse Capelli Video] |
5/23/21 |
Shayla The Baby Doll Directive[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
5/23/21 |
GingerLynn Jodi Taylor – Cici Rhodes – Katie Summers – Mia Austin – Tera Patrick – Chantelle Fox… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/22/21 |
Member requests happen weirdly, pretty much all the time. Well into our “remastering” project(s) across the entire Risqué Commune, we got favorite requests for both Risqué and Shayla — both from July of 2011 — this week. Could be that coming out of the pandemic restrictions people are thinking about a time when Republicans were sure Obama would soon stop annoying them — which was wrong — and Trump was safely ignored as a fake leader on a C-List celebrity reality tv show where he could not bother anyone — which would not last. … Whatever the case, we love making members happy, so we can celebrate Independence Day a bit early this year. The 2021 version might even be more “normal” this time around. Who knows? [STAR TAGS: Anais, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Daisy Marie, Emily Marilyn, Faith Leon, Jassie, Kimberly Kane, Marie Luv, Lorraine Cisco, Michael Ninn] |
5/21/21 | Sometimes when the mood strikes a couple from just the right direction, they decide they really need to do it right away — and quickly. Oddly enough, the adult movies business does tend to highlight these relatively rare instances quite frequently. It could have something to do with the movies being intended to represent fantasy and not reality, but honestly it probably has more to do with how much money it costs to spend time talking in adult movies. Economic pressure tends to boil down all decisions to a harsh ranking of priorities, so maybe the producers here were using their decisions as a metaphor for the modern human condition. Or maybe it was just, y’know, money. Whatever the case, Bailey Bliss and Grant Michaels probably just thought, “Cool. This will be easy.” [STAR TAGS: Bailey Bliss Video] |
5/19/21 |
Cythereas Cytherea Doin’ the Hustle[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Alyssa Branch] |
5/18/21 |
GingerLynn Ginger Surrenders | With Gentlemen | While Blonde[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Janey Robbins Video] |
5/16/21 | Here we are half way through May, and we have completely failed to honor National Nurses Week. We also completely skipped International Firefighters’ Day. Considering the overtime these two groups have been putting in since the last President suggested injecting bleach might be a grand way of stopping this annoying little nothing-to-worry-about virus, our oversight pains us. So we rewired it. … Technically we wired it for the first time, but one need not be bothered by the niceties of language these days. If that does not convince you, just turn on the news and learn about all the legal defenses going on which boil down to, “Well, gee. No reasonable person could ever believe me when I said those things.” For the record, us you can believe. Nurses and firefighters rock. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Tanya James] |
5/15/21 | When you start down the rabbit hole of one of Shayla’s newest crushes, it can get pretty complex fairly quickly. And if that crush happens to be one of the also female variety? In that case you might need a flow chart just to keep up with all the tangents. Consequently, when our efforts at remodeling the Shayla site to comply with modern video standards unearthed her first avowedly sexual encounter with Chantelle Fox, well, suffice it to say that it took someone really old to explain it all, and even then some of us remain unconvinced about that much foreplay. Hopefully everyone will be able to hang on as we wander back and forth between Risqué and Shayla on this journey. For the record, should you have the option, someone to hold on to might not be a bad idea. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video ] |
5/14/21 |
GingerLynn She Probably Will One Day[STAR TAGS: Adessa Winters Video] |
5/12/21 |
Shayla Wigging Out on Pink[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/11/21 |
Cythereas Cytherea in Noir | & RGB[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
5/9/21 |
GingerLynn Mann Hungry[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
5/8/21 |
ReelRisque Fanboy Fever pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Hunter Bryce Video] |
5/7/21 |
Shayla Praising with Shower[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Marissa Malibu Video] |
5/6/21 |
GingerLynn Absolutely Edible[STAR TAGS: Mia Austin Video] |
5/5/21 |
Shayla Tubbing One Out[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
5/3/21 | It tends to be great fun watching someone do something they happen to have done enough times to qualify as a professional. True, from a technical sense, if you got paid for it even once you could claim “professional” in a letter or on a resume, but most of us would tack on a concurrent “expert” part of the definition as we viewed the term. So by those more realistic standards, we can tell you unequivocally that Taylor Rain reigned as a true professional. Oddly enough, we don’t think porn stars actually have resumes, come to think of it. They sort of move up the ranks via word of mouth — y’know, as it were. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Rain Video]
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5/3/21 |
GingerLynn Go North, Young Woman[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
5/2/21 |
GingerLynn Nikki Delano – Alia Janine – Raylene – Aubrey Addams – Edyn Blair – Ryan Keely… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/1/21 |
Cythereas Most Honest BTS Ever | vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
March 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/29/20 |
GingerLynn Misty Stone – Alana Evans – Cameron Canela – Jodi Taylor – Cytherea – Nikki Delano… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/28/20 |
ReelRisque Gothic Mood | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Marlena Video] |
3/24/20 |
Risque “TOC” Naked Chat Live | videos[STAR TAGS: Jenna Moretti Video, Ashlyn Rae Video, Audrianna Angel Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Kendra Secrets Video] |
3/22/20 | We get that we all need to do our part to at least help not make things worse in the world right now. We should consequently be thinking of all the good things we have — more importantly all the good we can do for others — and we absolutely will. We decided to just take a second to look forward to some things that will be coming back into our lives at some point, like Cab Rides with Rayveness. Funny how the secret to life can come down to a really old bumper sticker, fun in the days when people were actually driving to work: Lead. Follow. Or get the Hell out of the way. [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Tara Video] |
3/21/20 |
ReelRisque A Happy Cross Process | pics[STAR TAGS: Kendra Secrets] |
3/17/20 |
Historically we’d be wishing everyone the luck o’ the Irish today and advising everyone to go out wisely cognizant that green beer still qualifies as beer, so one needs to be careful about how much of it one consumes at any one time. As it sits this year in the world on one of our favorite holidays, though, nobody can really go anywhere, even if the places they wanted to go were open for business. And anyone having time or inclination to make their own green beer at home already needs a nap. The helpful folks at Risqué have thus decided to celebrate culture in general, although in truth, this lass may not be of Irish descent. [STAR TAGS: Happy St. Patrick’s Day Video] |
3/14/20 | Were Hank Williams providing the musical accompaniment for the Risqué Commune today, he might be wondering about a lack of ability to free a doubtful mind and melt a cold, cold heart. Oddly, no famous country music star has ever offered to provide Risqué with music, though, and Hank himself, well, he’s dead. We do celebrate a rather different approach to the situation honed by Keri Windsor, though. Soulful melody certainly has its place, although Keri’s system might garner more wide-spread (as it were) approval. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video] |
3/13/20 | Those of you that have been members for some time already know that we tend to celebrate Friday the 13th with a bit of special flare around here, what with being led by a guy named “Lucky” and all. Consequently this time around seemed the “purrfect” time to push the next installment of Katwoman a day, simply to “Marvel” at Dylan Ryder — in of course a DC adaptation. If nothing else, we do our best to enjoy life around here. Might turn out to be a pretty wise approach what with all the virus craziness going on in the world. [STAR TAGS: Dylan Ryder Video] |
3/8/20 |
GingerLynn Cytherea – Nikki Delano – Aubrey Addams – Raylene – Cassandra Cruz – Samantha Ryan… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/7/20 | We actually have a couple of fun “holidays” going this weekend, as today happens to be National Cereal Day — which may not mean a lot to many of you, but we pretty much take any excuse to justify adults eating Frosted Flakes around these parts. Of course we also were required to name the Reel Risqué update “Cereal Thriller” because, well, because that’s basically how we are. National Women’s Day happens tomorrow, but the fact that we still need a special day to remind us that women are special is kind of sad. Still, try Frosted Flakes while you ruminate upon the special females in your life. It makes it even more fun. [STAR TAGS: Jenna Moretti] |
3/5/20 |
ReelRisque Fit to a T “Real” | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video] |
3/1/20 | We utilize a few definite variations on the theme of streaming movie display within the Risqué Commune, a system developed over (literal) decades of careful evolution and artisanal attention to member detail. We theorize. We banter. We test. We modify, and then finally, after sometimes months of careful attention to every detail, we deploy. This would explain how “Risque” exists as complimentary to, but markedly different from, “Reel Risque” for example — each quite distinct from “Risque TOC” in presentation. On very rare occasions, though, a show such as “Cranked” will show up in the queue which could fit any of those categories. At these junctures we use the time-honored tradition of assigning publication to whichever Team seems least busy at that exact moment. We hope you do not mind. [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video, Anna Lovato Video, Bridgette B Video, Dylan Ryder Video, Georgia Jones Video, Tommie Jo Video, Verena Video, Riley Evans Video, Sunny Lane Video] |