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June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14

Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Chantelle Fox
6/23/14

Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]

Juli Ashton
6/19/14

We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]

Tyla Wynn on Cytherea
6/15/14

One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]

Riley Reid
6/12/14

Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]

Not Shayla. But Also Cute.
6/7/14

Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]

Alexis Texas
6/4/14

Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

On Seeing Kristal Summers
6/1/14

The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

Juli Ashton, May, and Dee

September 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/12

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. … Oh, dear. … We really don’t mean to terrify anyone out there before the always happy “Halloween Month” even begins, but kindness dictates that we need to warn you: D.Minion has a new puppy. … Did we mention, “Oh, dear?” In our efforts to put a finger in the dike before it explodes and we all find ourselves buried in puppy pictures, we decided to enlist the aid of Shayla, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver immediately. We admit that technically they do not qualify as “dykes” per se, but who ever heard of sticking their finger in the bisexual? … Yeah. OK. … So who ever heard of it in the context of potentially avoiding a disaster? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

Heroes Need Their Rest
9/27/12

We can explain the American fascination with the NFL in a fairly simple way: For just a little bit of time in one’s complicated and frustrating life, it becomes perfectly acceptable to scream and yell like this world will end if the referee fails to call pass interference on some play in a game. It can be very cathartic, really, at least until the national press gets involved. A presumably relatively educated chap on Good Morning America today did refer to the circumstances surrounding a blown call last Monday as a night “that will live in infamy” during his report that we will now have the regular refs to scream at once again. … Um … That might be a bit extreme. Still, we manage to tie together Cytherea’s birthday and the Oakland Raiders this time out, which we consider a much more reasonable use of the football pastime. Of course we did have to explain to more than a few people in the office why they’re supposed to hate the Raiders. That was disheartening.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea’s Feet NOT in Raider Colors
9/25/12

All things considered it seems like our mothers should celebrate the anniversary of our births a lot more than the mere offspring should do. Right? She’s the one that did all the work, after all. If anything the individual kids should probably hide from that day as much as possible, because after that whole “come out of the womb” thing life sure got a lot tougher. Now in Maverick’s case although he claims to be particularly not celebrating this birthday, at least he has chosen to avoid thinking about it by employing a particularly American tactic: He is tormenting his friends with the beautiful women in his life. … OK. So the 247AdultStars team is really just tormenting Steve, so the rest of us can have a grand old time. … (Sorry, Mav. Didn’t mean to bring up old.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

A Joy to See Anna that Steve Missed
9/23/12

It goes without saying that any commentary on life almost completely depends on the author’s point of view. We all exist as an amalgamation of our life experiences, and as such we make observations necessarily influenced by that history. Of course not all of us have a POV Sex Experience with Dee, which just goes to show that some points of view can be a heck of a lot more interesting than others. Also, it confirms the theory that life is not fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video]

A View Sadly Not Shared by Everyone
9/20/12

Some 39 years ago today, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs in a tennis match between professional players. Without getting into all the after-the-fact rationalizations that attempted to explain this woman over man event, we have decided rather to point out what now should be an obvious fact to everyone: Given enough time, women will always win. Honestly we can’t see why this appears confusing to people. To mark this day with Risqué’s usual celebration of all things female, the women here chose it to debut the NEW RISQUÉ RESPONSIVE DESIGN Launch on the Members’ Side. We did think to point out that that if you took the ages of any two random female performers in the adult business today, and you added those numbers together, odds are good you would still not reach the number thirty-nine. … Then, since many of us here remember watching the match between Billie Jean and Bobby on television, we decided to think about something else and let everyone enjoy all the nifty modern geekiness abounding. We go girl! [FEATURED TAGS: Allyssa Hall Video, Lexi Belle Video]

Allyssa Hall and Lexi Belle, Clearly Thrilled for Us.
9/19/12

A careful analysis of the most recent Monday Night Football contest reveals perhaps a caveat for life: Employing the “lull them into a false sense of security” strategy risks an eventuality where such a state suddenly represents an actual sense of security. Of course even if you know nothing about football — and care even less — you probably know that a “pigskin” plays a crucial role in the game. In our typical not in the least bit similar at all approach to porn simile, we provide “Porcine Prestidigitation” as a discourse this time around. If it makes you feel better, not only do we have no officials around to call penalties, we don’t even wear uniforms — or clothes, if you want to get technical about it. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Nicki Hunter, Sunny Lane, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Erica McLane]

Erica McLean Considers her Flying Piglets
9/16/12

The football fans take weekends off this time of year, as apparently colleges play all through Saturday, and some frighteningly powerful group called the NFL takes over life on Sundays. Sadly for those folks, they will be late for their date “Smokin’ Bree” — while the rest of us get to enjoy the soft, warm and tasty treat right on time. Even those of us not dedicated to the “pigskin” (or even its name, truth be told) do not find it odd that the NFL has begun to take over Thursdays too this year, to go along with the Monday nights it has always held sway over. No. We do find quite unusual, however, how many “football fans” we have in the office that never follow a team at all until it means they get weekends off. Very curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen Video]

Bree
9/13/12

You know how you can just be going through your normal life, and all of the sudden you will find yourself thinking about someone you haven’t seen in quite awhile? Well, somebody needs to call Kristal Summers and tell her to think about me next time. She has apparently been lax in this important task. Were this not bad enough, in the recent CyCAM Episode tapped today, Cytherea actually asks for “motivation” before she begins. When a beautiful naked woman looks right at you and asks for advice regarding what she should think about while she masturbates, you shouldn’t take that personally, right? After going 0 for 2, I’m going to fold. You, however, can feel free to enjoy both Kristal and Cytherea. Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers. Sadly not thinking about me.
9/12/12

A mom and pop retail establishment we visited in Los Angeles this week had one of those hand-crafted signs taped to the wall above the cash register. It said, “Due to the declining California economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.” That said, since no one here ever made $40/hour to put on lug nuts in an assembly line, perhaps we see the future more optimistically than some people. Of course spending ones time watching three beautiful women act out lesbian fantasies in a bathtub full of milk could tend to brighten one’s outlook. You should prepare to feel much brighter. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond Video, Britney Diamond, Michael Ninn]

Milky Babes Drying Off
9/9/12

Most of the time we spend 90% of our time working on new material for the Members’ Side, and about 10% of our time organizing files and being sure the databases stay up to date so we can keep posting well into the future (when we would have probably forgotten all about the story behind the photos or videos if we did not complete this step). Obviously it does not take much of a math whiz to figure out that this equation leaves very little room for working on the “Free Side” of risqué. Every once in awhile, though, we will give the topic at least cursory consideration, most often with interesting — if not wholeheartedly amusing — results. Today happens to be such a day as it turns out, although you will need to be a member to know the funny part. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]

It’s All in the Dee Tales
9/5/12

Conventions have a certain amount of similarity and overlap no matter where they happen to be held. … OK, so we attended a plumbing supplies convention once for some odd reason, and it was a bit different, and when we went to the Venus Show in Berlin they were playing hard core movies up on a giant screen when you went in, but those serve as exceptions that prove the rule. Between us we have been to hundreds of conventions, and those two stand out as unique in our minds. Now when Uncle Gibby goes to a convention with his video camera, though, you just never know what you may discover. Come to think of it, maybe there were a lot more unique moments at conventions, but we simply forgot. The mind is the first to go, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Exxxotica Chicago 2012, Belladonna Exclusive Video, Stoya Exclusive Video, Stormy Daniels, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Jenna Presley, Mari Possa, Lexi Belle]

Odd Shape
9/3/12

Only in America would we create a holiday called Labor Day and then have everyone celebrate by having everyone basically do nothing. Of course a few religious leaders could take some guidance from this approach. For example if those days of fasting all involved eating tons of decadent food all day long, they’d be a lot more popular. And speaking of food, festivities, and decadence, you should try spending some time in Las Vegas with Shayla and Cytherea. D.Minion did. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, JR Carrington, 247AdultStars.com]

Decadence Without Debauchery. What a Concept.

May 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/11

A great many things in life turn out to be memorable, and today (at least in America) we celebrate some of the most daring sacrifices in our history. We don’t as a rule wish misfortune, however severe, on any person, but the attack on our little benevolent site yesterday morning did manage to peeve us for a couple of hours. You may have noticed the “hacked” warnings if you tried to log on early in the day, which at least means the security settings are acting as programmed. It basically locks everything down so we can find the vermin and exterminate them, but that’s handy too. Having determined the cause of the problem, we will give them this bit of advice, should they be reading risque still: You should move. We know where you live. … On a much happier note, Shayla’s around once again and has helped us take our minds off of people that have nothing better to do than wreak random acts of digital violence. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Shayla's Definite Improvement on the Traditional Flagpole
5/27/11

Have you ever run across the perfect word, long forgotten in the recesses of your brain, and then found yourself using it all the time over the course of a day? Well that happened to us today, which wouldn’t be that odd except the word happens to be “sycophant” – which really shouldn’t apply all that often one would think. On the other hand we admittedly lead weird lives around here, and we do tend to rather appreciate the efforts of a clever sycophant, so there you go. Maverick also puts forth some effort to pun the last name of Tanya Cox, but compared to the $10 word effort, that just seemed rather simplistic. Regardless of literary merit, however, we’re thinking you will probably like the Tanya video on 247AdultStars.com better anyway. You just can’t reason with some people.  [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Tanya Cox, Sans Pox
5/26/11

So who even knew the wind could blow 200 mph on dry land? Presumably some people alive enough to pay attention to tornados back in 1974 might remember, but none of us around here falls into that category. (Well, Gibby and Steve might, but we didn’t ask them out of politeness.) Still, they call it “Mother Nature” for a reason, and we all remember a few times in our lives when mama just felt a need to make her presence more keenly felt – at least before a “time out” became a presumably reasonable method of punishment. In a rather more pleasant vein today, though, we give you Brea Bennett, playing her own version of a woman requiring attention. Interestingly enough, this lesson doesn’t suck at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Brea Bennett Video, Jayme Langford Video, Michael Ninn]

The Eyes of Brea's Storm
5/22/11

Don’t you just hate it when you feel like a complete idiot? All this time we’ve been worried about the NFL Labor Dispute (with capital letters, don’t you know), and the whole time we could have been watching the new Lingerie Football League. OK. So the web site(s) are designed poorly, featuring a user interface baffling to even those of us that do this for a living. Worse, every time you land on a page, when it finally loads, a process that takes way too long (because of poor implementation to go along with the poor design), it will start making horribly loud sounds without you doing a thing. This has been the benchmark for “amateur” for at least the last ten years in web development, by the way. And don’t even get us started on the use of all caps in the meta tags. … Despite all that, though, the League features women playing tackle football in amazingly skimpy outfits. Tom Brady can now just keep on suing whomever he wants for as long as he wants. We’re happy. … Oh! And you can hear about Shayla LaVeaux playing with herself today too. We forgot to mention. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]

Brittany Andrews should be in the Lingerie Football League. Right?
5/19/11

You can probably think of a great many ways to apologize, without ever admitting any culpability, of course, because otherwise where’s the skill in that? In our particular case, however, we’ll have to admit it becomes a heck of a lot easier if you have a bunch of Anais footage tucked away. You may have considered as you’ve gone through life, that very beautiful people just don’t seem to live under the same set of rules as the rest of us. Now we’re not arguing with that assessment at all, but we will say that it’s darned handy to have a few of them as friends every once in awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea Helping Apologize Too
5/17/11

Speaking of “Capri” (and D.Minion does that today) … but strange shortish pants don’t encompass the bigger issue here. We need to set the stage a bit … So if you decide to hire a new secretary, and you decide to hire Cytherea for the job. And then if she decides to have sex in the office, you really should think about covering your computers in plastic or something. And if she decides to make that sex a 3-way, and you’re not invited to be one of the three, well, you should probably still get the plastic anyway – and maybe one of those shop vacuums that sucks up liquids too. That would be handy. And finally, you probably never, ever, want Cytherea and D.Minion to roam around the office when you’re not there. Hypothetically[FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]

Honestly, a REAL Secretarial Pool
5/13/11

Many, many types of smiles can play across a woman’s face, and if men spent more time looking at that part of the female anatomy, we might actually learn to recognize them. … That said, trying to understand women, and Friday the Thirteenth at the same time really seems like too much scariness at one time. Y’all (well, all the Members) can consider Office Darling Capri Anderson her beatific smiles. … Fun word, beatific … (Maybe the world needs more Tifics. You think?).  [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen]

Smile Looks Beatic to Us
5/9/11

For some odd reason, the post for May 1st didn’t seem to go up until after the post for May 5th – and both of them apparently added a day to their intended debuts. While this sort of messes up the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration thing, it does in retrospect demonstrate a May Day! May Day! concept that we pretty much live by all year long. … If you haven’t visited in the last few days it shouldn’t matter, but if have stopped by already this past weekend, you might pop on back to May 2nd (now) and be sure you’re caught up. Actually once you read that particular entry, you can probably guess what happened too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]

Something Other Than Code Work
5/6/11

Alfred Hitchcock once said, “There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.” … Given the events of this past week, that seems an oddly prescient view, don’t you think? … Fortunately for those of us not completely fixated on military spending all the time, we have a rather more enjoyable reason to use a couple of different Alfred Hitchcock quotes as D.Minion finishes up her on-the-set piece for Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig. If you think about it, this too can tie into more mainstream current events, as we can all be sure that this will be exactly when the government tells us the complete story about anything – when pigs fly. (All things considered, that’s probably a good thing, however.)  [FEATURED TAGS:  Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, Megan Foxx, Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

Sunny Lane Explaining How Pigs Can Fly
5/2/11

If you happen to be a male, and you happen to have ever been stuck in a store while a woman tried on a bunch of clothes, then you have a keen understanding of how difficult it can be to look absolutely nowhere at all, yet still keep your eyes open. On the other hand, if instead you happen to be at a shoot with a porn star while she tries on a bunch of different clothes, well, the experience differs dramatically. Basically, you just don’t feel like closing your eyes even for a moment. If all department stores employed porn stars, it would bring a whole level of enjoyment to that boring shopping exercise.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers Video]

Cytherea Sans Pantalones

March 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/11

Today turns out to be a wealth of information. We’ve got visits to porn sets, secret hints regarding major industry players, anal sex insights, bootleg video, puns, alliteration, personal life retrospective on famous porn directors, a new camera … oh, and Bobbi Starr and Cheyenne Silver naked. When you’ve got all that going for you, it would probably be smart to just get to the point. For once, we’ll take our own advice. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Bobbi Starr Exclusive Video] 

A Sunny Cheyenne Silver for Cloudy Days
3/27/11

Supposedly we should always associate more importance with the journey rather than the destination. Understanding that, however, when you happen to be travelling to Cytherea’s house, “the journey” has a tough task ahead of itself if it presumes to actually secure its level of preeminent significance. While we can’t honestly say that the Honorable Journey turned out to be “better” than hanging out with Cy, it did completely entertain all the Geeks in the car. Of course we happen to proponents of the theory that basically anything having to do with Cytherea will be a lot of fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

a Journey AND a Destination
3/23/11

As it turned out, today seems a rather odd day to be “Flying Under the Radar” as was our plan. We lost a Hollywood legend this morning, and odd as it seems we’ve often used Elizabeth Taylor as an example to risque clients that there certainly exists a way to be both sexy and classy. (Then we usually follow that comment by noting that you really don’t have to get married eight times just to enjoy sex with different people, but that’s sort of off-topic right now.) We’re sorry she’s gone around here, but she can still serve as a fine example of pure, strong, womanhood for some years to come we expect. Perhaps she even added to her aura in her later years. One thing about Ms. Taylor, she certainly did not go gentle into that good night. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sunny Lane Video, Nicki Hunter Video, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx Video, Tessa Taylor Video, Sasha Heart Video, Nick Manning Video, Ron Jeremy Video, Erica McLean Video]

Sunny's Side Up
3/20/11

Over the years we have admittedly made some fairly dubious “musical” references on this site. This time, however, we’ve stooped to George Michael (if you can forgive us that). Regardless of the quality of the music (or arguably a distinct lack thereof), sometimes a title just fits a risque situation too perfectly to ignore. What can we say? You Gotta Have Faith[FEATURED TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Daisy Layne, Michael Ninn]

Cheyenne's New Truck - Sans George Michael
3/17/11

We cherish America’s position in the world as the staunch symbol of Freedom, belief in the rights of every person to speak without fear of reprisal, and the fount of the wellspring of hope that diligent effort, combined with a strong moral compass, can result in a position in life practically unavailable other places on the planet. We relish our Melting Pot status, secure in our confidence that the very diversity of citizenry that many fear could tear apart the very fabric of society in fact bonds us all to a common goal of an improved life in aggregate. And on those occasions such as today, we give humble regard and open reverence, not only for St. Patrick and all he accomplished and still stands for in Irish lore, but also for his position in history as an excuse to create green beer. Suitably for us, it seems then, we warmly offer you Erin Go Braless. … We’re like that. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Jana Jordan, Sunny Lane, Karlie Montana, Nevaeh, Angie Savage, Capri Anderson]

Sunny Lane without Green Beer
3/15/11

Unlike Mr. Ceasar, we have no need to beware the Ides of March. In fact, we sort of go “WHEE!” … as in AngIE, KarlIE, and MarlIE – although Ms. Savage, Ms. Montana, and Ms. Moore don’t happen to spell their names that way. In addition we endeavor mightily (the best way to endeavor, truth be told) to maintain a promised confidence. If you “C” anything otherwise, well, oops. We can’t be blamed, you know: Because “I” and “E” always come before “C” – right? We are all a wratchild at heart. [FEATURED TAGS: Marlie Moore Video, Karlie Montana Video, Angie Savage Video, Micheal Ninn]

A Maiden Less Than Iron
3/12/11

Most of you probably haven’t spent much time looking at web traffic statistics, because, let’s face it: Why in the world would you want to do something as horribly geeky as that? Well, some of us around here actually enjoy that sort of thing, and sometimes we’ll notice just the oddest trends. Over the last couple of weeks, for example, we’ve been getting a lot of searches for Heather Vuur. (She was Vandeven. Then she was Vuur. Then she went back to Vandeven again. People and their names in this business … .) Now we wouldn’t consider it “odd” because people are interested in Heather, because that makes perfect sense to us, but considering what we may be able to talk about soon, today’s story of D.Minion’s first foray “Oh, Vuur” the hills to visit with Heather seemed to make a lot of sense, so we decided to sort of throw it in out of order here. You’ll find it much easier to browse through the 150 or so photos of Heather with our new system, and you might begin to give some thought to what we “may” be able to talk about soon. Honestly, that’s a lot more interesting than thinking about web stats. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Michael Ninn]

Heather — Extraordinary with Whatever Surname
3/11/11

Nary as mystical a thing exists for a typical male as a “Girls Night Out” – well, except a “Girls Night In” probably. When new risque compatriots Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver bond together one late night in Las Vegas, you can imagine what delicious decadence could transpire. Don’t get overly excited here, though. Nothing like that happened. Actually we didn’t see evidence of any lingerie at all, and not even one pillow fight. We really have to have a talk with these ladies. On the other hand, maybe porn stars are regular people too. They just don’t have the same shy gene as the rest of us.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video]

Not a Set of PJs in Sight. Drat.
3/7/11

The Message Board over on the Members’ Side has been going gangbusters, which seems a little counter-intuitive if you think about it, actually. People have been getting quite excited about our upcoming visit to Las Vegas to record the ever-nubile Cytherea this week. Local fans have deluged us with a myriad of suggestions regarding potential locations for the shoot, which, considering it does happen to be Cytherea we’re talking about, seems quite logical in the scheme. Oddly, almost all of those ideas involve having Cytherea “visit” at the homes of the local fans. We figure they must all be very hopeful as regards the growing success of CythereasWetWorld.com. Yeah, that’s gotta be it.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Capri Anderson]

The Only Damp Part of Cytherea
3/5/11

Assuming you’re not consumed with Sirius radio’s 24-hour marathon station they’ve called “Tigerblood” today, you might have time to consider that Estiercol de Caballo Solamente means Horse Manure Only in Spanish. Not that we attempt to editorially equate those two things, of course, but the phrase does come into play with the first day on the set of The Flying Pink Pig, courtesy of D.Minion. Honestly, she has an actual photo included – of the phrase, not the organic substance. Long-time members will recall what being on set with D.Minion can mean, and we’ll warn you that she had Shayla LaVeaux, Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, and Erica McLean to play with on this day, not to mention a menagerie of dogs and horses. You’ll need a nice frosty beverage to make it through this one. Come to think of it, you’ll probably need two. Maybe three. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sunny Lane Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter, Nick Manning Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

The Photo that Best Depicts the Theme
3/1/11

Historically, even those of us without “Tiger Blood and Adonis DNA” seem to have managed our lives just fine. (That’s a reference to the chaos that has become Charlie Sheen which – hopefully – will have dropped from public consciousness at some point, so we thought we’d explain it.) Very smart people, in fact, have learned that spending quality time with the Risqué Commune can bring a little happiness to our lives, regardless of the state of our hemoglobin neighborhood. And while you enjoy the latest playtime from our own resident “Rock Stars from Mars” Shayla LaVeaux and Cytherea, you can take solace in a core ambition in life: If you can’t be a good example, at least try to be a horrible warning. Live a little. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Dee, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Sapphic Sex Toy Sophistication with Dee, Juli Ashton, and Shayla LaVeaux