Filed Under: Olivia Parrish

March 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/23 Dee

RisqueNews

Dee Labors of Love-ish

[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Katsumi, Katsuni, Amber Ashlee]

3/29/23 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

A Camshow. A Solo. A Shower. Nice Day.

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/27/23 Cy Toes

Cythereas

Flooding of a Benevolent Variety

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sindy Lange Video, Annie Cruz Video, Missy Monroe Video, Angela Stone Video]

3/26/23 Shayla LaVeaux & Jenna Haze

Shayla

Mo’ Muse is Good Muse

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

3/25/23 Carmel MooreGazing into a lover’s face at that precise moment of, um, that peak of sexual release can be one of the most intimate and fascinating things we share as humans. Or it can be hilarious, or truly frightening. It really depends upon the person. You know how some people cry beautifully, how with tears and sadness streaming down their faces they still look pretty. And you know how annoying that can be to the rest of us mere mortals? Well imagine a Glamourgasm and you will probably see where we are going with this. [STAR TAGS: Jennifer Dark Video, Sarah Vandella Video, Alexis Texas Video, Carmel Moore Video, Audrianna Angel Video, Stacey Saran Video]

3/24/23 Gibby and ShaylaA seemingly innocent little term like “artistic” can mean a great many different things from, “gosh what an aptitude for art your dear little toddler shows,” to “you cannot put me in jail because I am exercising my Free Speech rights granted to me under Article 1 of the United States Constitution.” … It mostly means something between those two extremes, though, and seeing as how we eschew toddlers (along with everyone under 18 years of age) in our members’ area and we have exactly zero intention of risking incarceration simply to prove a theoretical point. We have limits to our capriciousness, you see, a fact that will become more clear — and substantially funnier — once you’re inside. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish, Caprice Video]

3/22/23 Ginger, Amber ... on Tom

GingerLynn

Ringing in the Lynns

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video]

3/21/23 Rosa Brighid

247AdultStars

A Rosa by Any Other Name…

[STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/20/23 Evan Stone PondersBut few ways exist to increase one’s skill level in any particular task, but just sitting around and thinking about doesn’t make that list. (Well, unless “just sitting around thinking about stuff” happens to be the skill you would like to hone, of course.) Most of the time, though, it all comes down to one simple method: Practice. Granted the muscles developing memory in our event today would not be the ones most of us exercise in our pursuit of expertise, but the principle remains the same. Beside, figuring out Android nature in Babe Runners certainly sounds like a lot more fun than the boring routine of asking questions as in the underlying subject film of this homage. If you cannot make it better, at least make it more enjoyable. That seems like a good rule. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video, Dylan Ryder Video]

3/18/23 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Getting Clean with Cate

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/17/23 Shayla LaVeauxWhile most of us search for green underwear to at least technically comply with “rules” for today — unless we’re in that niche of folks that actually like being pinched, of course — some enterprising leaders on the Shayla LaVeaux team have chosen this day to finish all of Shayla’s Volume Three remaster with a post celebrating St. Patrick’s Day from years past. Despite a curious Kermit the Frog reference, we at the Risqué home office applaud their timing (and their restraint in holding this for a few months). Of course we applaud Shayla herself a lot more, because we’re not idiots. Intellectual acumen only goes so far in comparison with dazzling … personality. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
3/15/23 Jenna Haze

RisqueNews

Birth Anniversary 4mrNinn (He would love that spelling.)

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

3/14/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Excellent, As Projects Go

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

3/13/23 Anna Joy

247AdultStars

Giving Thanks Early

[STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/12/23 Laura LoveIt comes as no surprise that we all get better at things by dedicating more and more practice to the task. Well, that may not apply to napping, because some of us have been experts at napping pretty much our whole lives, but as a general principle it holds. In fact, this may be one of the strongest arguments in favor of long-term monogamy (oddly enough, considering us a source). So we have a thought for folks today with All Other Hands (pics & vid) — although honestly the duration of your relationship does not matter in this case. Try this approach with your love du jour and see what happens? … “Yo, dear! Instead of driving all the way over to the gym and dealing with all the hassle and people just to run in place, what say we just stay here and practice using our hands on each other in order to get in our cardio?” … Hey, you might be surprised at the response. [STAR TAGS: Laura Love Video]
3/11/23 Ginger, Lois, Stacey, Jerry

GingerLynn

Tropical Pink

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video]

3/10/23 Juli Ashton

RisqueNews

For the Love of Honey

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Shayla LaVeaux]

3/9/23 Shayla LaVeaux

247AdultStars

Bedroom Antics Restored

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/7/23 Alia Janine and Cytherea

Cythereas

Climb the Lady Ladder

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Alia Janine Video]

3/6/23 Kenzie GreenIf we could all afford it, none of us would ever do anything that did not qualify as fun. You know the old saying, “If you enjoy what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.” Of course truly enjoying what you do probably comes down to a more basic question. If you woke up rich tomorrow, would you keep doing what you were doing today? … Well, for the blessed among us, that answer would be a simple, “Yes!” … From that narrow perspective, probably a lot fewer of us would fall into the enjoy category, but Kenzie Green seemingly would as she closes out our Amateur Auditions movie coverage. Most of us would fall into that category too, oddly enough. [STAR TAGS: Kenzie Green Video]
3/5/23 Missy Vega

ReelRisque

All Hands on D*ck (not Deck) pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Missy Vega Video]

3/4/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Cocoa Comes in Many Shades

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]

3/2/23 Isabella KayIn general we try to let the Risqué Commune sister sites do their own descriptions, based on the theory that they would know best how to present their updates. When we had to (gently) correct the difference between a “triptych” and a “trifecta” we decided to step in, though. Technically you get a Party, Isabella Kay, and Cate Harrington from 247AdultStars remastered today, but our real point comes from a more general observation regarding British English. How much energy do you think we could save if they would only stop using all those extra vowels? Think of all the ink saved across the entire U.K. (at least). Imagine taking a step to save the world, one little “U” at a time. [STAR TAGS: Isabella Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
3/1/23 Ryder Skye

GingerLynn

The Boob Job Professional

[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye Video]

February 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/23 Madelyn MarieDoing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] 
2/26/23 Nadia Styles

GingerLynn

Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/25/23 Aimee Addison

ReelRisque

Job Insecurity

[STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video]

2/24/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish]

2/22/23 Orgy People

GingerLynn

Go Orgy or Go Home

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video]

2/20/23 AnaisOn this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
2/18/23 Dee

DeesClub

Post Birthday Dee Lighting

[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele]

2/17/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Caught by Intent

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

2/15/23 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Syren Blares for Another Completed Year

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/14/23 Shayla and KristalIn a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video]
2/13/23 Maya KendrickOne cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video]
2/12/23 Jeannie Marie SullivanApparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything.
[STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video]
2/11/23 Hannah Shaw

247AdultStars

Global Love Before a 247 Birthday

[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/9/23 Courting Kiss

RisqueNews

Courting with Cause

[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]

2/8/23 Kristal Summers

RisqueNews

Forecasting Warmth

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video]

2/7/23 Ginger and Randy

GingerLynn

Logical Preferences

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video]

2/6/23 Jenna HazeAs team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video]
2/5/23 Alix Lovell

GingerLynn

Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/4/23 Juli AshtonYou may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video]
2/3/23 Rachel James

GingerLynn

Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right?

[STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video]

2/1/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds?

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

June 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/12

Maverick fills out his Festive Fridays in June on 247AdultStars today, but sadly he has run out of AEE reports. He filled in this week with the definitively delicious “Natalia” in a “Dreamy” solo sequence. We figured that would be just fine. You can also jump to Cytherea’s “Slut Sniffing” theory from here, in case you missed it over on CythereasWetWorld, just because we’re helpful like that. By the way, D.Minion wanted us to include the fact that Gutenberg first published his Bible in 1455 while we were putting together this New Stuff listing, but we just couldn’t figure out how to do that. So we decided not to. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene, 247AdultStars.com]

MIchelle Maylene
6/27/12

It seems the U.S. Military pulled their “consultancy” support for Hollywood’s blockbuster film, The Avengers, because they had a problem with it being in their opinion “unrealistic.” Apparently the immortal guy with the magic hammer was no problem, nor did the fellow made out of rocks stretch credulity, but the “S.H.I.E.L.D.” group has no system in place for taking advantage of proper military channels or necessary respect for the chain of command. … Yeah, well, we’re not sure if Adam & Eve ever tried to enlist the assistance of actual Texas oil billionaires in the production of Dallas XXX, but D.Minion did not seem to focus on that aspect, at least during Day One of the production. Somehow we do not blame her. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, India Summer]

Alexis Ford: Even Cooler than the Black Widow
6/22/12

Strangely enough Maverick has continued his commitment to having “Festive Fridays” this entire month with the conclusion of his Adult Industry Convention coverage today. Along the way, D.Minion passes us through the modern day Veronica Hart, and hopes we might even learn something in our travels. After all, hope does spring eternal in the human breast, and all. Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to porn conventions — well, the breast part at least — not so much the hope in some estimations. [FEATURED TAGS: Veronica Hart, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane Exclusive Video, Teagan Presley, Capri Anderson, Lexi Belle, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Kayden Kross, Jessie Jane, Riley Reid, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Toni English and John Stagliano - as you know them.
6/21/12

Celebrating the first full day of summer, we find ourselves having taken some heat of late for being “too early” in our helpful reminders for people. It seems that we have inadvertently hindered the mystery of our sisters in CythereasWetWorld.com and Shayla.com by being too quick to point out when new posts arrive there, that people can also view here. Naturally we feel awful, and have resolved to mend our evil ways. After all, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the bitchin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Inari Vachs, Rayveness] 

Dee
6/15/12

If you have to drive all the way out to the middle of the California desert, doing so in order that you might observe some very large-breasted naked women frolicking around does tend to make the trip less taxing. Of course when Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie (from the U.K., Maverick, so how about that?) decide to “frolic” you really might not know what to expect. Think “butt-stacking,” “hand-waving,” and large inflatable pool toys. … That’s what you guessed, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, Goldie, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Capri Anderson, Stormy Daniels, Kaylani Lei, Spencer Scott, Lexi Belle, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Tori Black, Belladonna, Cytherea, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie
6/13/12

For many people, “going through the Big D” refers to getting a divorce, those of course being the sophisticated country music fans among us. For the less enlightened, perhaps, the Big D might in fact mean Denver, but then depending upon where one lives, we suppose it could be like Decatur, Dubuque, Daytona, or maybe even Dublin. At Adam & Eve today, though, it means whatever Alexis Ford wants it to mean, and she picks “Dallas, XXX.” … Luuucy, she’s hooome … (Yeah, that was New York, we know. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]

Dallas XXX
6/11/12

We learned over the weekend that apparently a couple other groups in the country have a “Big Three” on staff. Hmm. Go figure. Of course our Big Three handle very important decisions like which beautiful naked porn star we get to talk about on which day, or which XXX movie we get to show off when. And another of our Big Three figures out how best to display these pithy and revealing insights, continually playing with new technology to accomplish these “nude by design” goals. (OK. So the third of our Big Three is basically in charge of Mexican food, but around here that’s very important.) All of that said, in deference to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami Heat fans, we will admit this: Your Big Threes are taller. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Amytheist Stone Video, Taylor Anne Video, Michael Ninn]

Kristal Summers - Quite Content Being Short
6/9/12

Somehow we don’t seem to have seen as many fun bumper stickers driving around the LA freeways lately, although D.Minion found one she claims to identify with that said, “I’m a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie World.” Honestly, DM’s a lot more “Anne” rather than “Ann” but we try not to mention that to her very often, and we don’t talk about it certainly. How do you explain to people that the lead writer for your adult news site has the largest collection of Sonny and Cher collectibles you have ever seen, after all? Odd what motivates some people, although at least we understand the Shayla ones a lot more than Mary Kate and Ashley (also DM favorites). [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Sienna West, Bree Olsen, Jessie Andrews, Lily Carter, Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Missy Rhodes, Selena Rose, Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Riley Reid, Kristina Rose, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

The “Parrish” of Ms. LaVeaux
6/4/12

The reigning “Diminutive Minion” in our midst has always demonstrated a certain piquancy in her life — a trait that makes some degree of sense considering what we do for a living. True, the things that baffle her continues to grow as rapidly as technology moves forward, but D.Minion consistently maintains a keen devotion to the beautiful — and regularly nude — among us. Consequently, while DM can meander a bit in prose, we really can’t argue with her focus on Kristal Summers and Cytherea. … So we do not. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]

Penthouse Poster
6/1/12

An ambitious Maverick has decided to update 247AdultStars.com every Friday this month, according to plan with (finally) the U.K. take on a new AVN approach this year to the AEE. We assume the 247 crew has set an unusual system in place to accomplish this goal, and have thus promised that we will vary our usual “oh, by the way” approach to their updates with coinciding entries of our own. Of course you likely have heard what “assume” does, and we all know to Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts. So caveat yada, yada … . (We made that last sentence up ourselves, but feel free to make it a common part of the American vernacular. It does have a certain flair.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Stoya, Jessie Andrews, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, Holly Michaels, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Sienna West, Emily Addison, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, BiBi Jones, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Alexis Texas & Cowgirl Friend

April 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/28/12

Mark Twain wrote, “Always do right! This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” … D.Minion wrote … well, a bunch of other stuff that probably actually gratifies some of us, astonishes more than a few of us, and then completely baffles the majority of us. That said, she does get to hang out with beautiful porn stars, so she’s got that going for her. Also, a group of people theoretically exist that might understand references to 1960’s television, although they would likely never admit it in public. So D.Minion probably makes them happy. … For the record, though, it’s really mean of her to threaten to pee on the heated seats in someone’s Lincoln, just so you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
4/25/12

Probably not very many of us sit down for lunch and begin discussing the best lesbian orgies we’ve ever seen. And probably most of us have never considered that such a thing might exist as a shy porn star. And certainly almost no one could conceive of shooting a movie where none of the people actually in the show even know they’re doing it. … Well, things happen to be fairly odd in the risqué world, and just these sorts of things happen to us with some regularity. … Of course it remains to be seen what kind of difference this path less chosen will ultimately make, but if ever people start being overly critical, we just bring the conversation back to the lesbian orgies. That generally shuts them up. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs, Undoubtedly Thinking Wonderful Things About Us
4/22/12

How far will writers go to “justify” a sex scene in an adult movie? … Yeah, well, anyone that has seen very many that even pretend to have a plot will tell you, basically an amazingly long way. Of course if you tried to write what happens in your own life down on paper, it probably wouldn’t make all that good of a movie, which of course explains why we have movies in the first place. On the other hand, what if you shot a movie, and no one knew it — even the people starring in the movie? … We’ve done that.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Rayveness, Alexis Amore, Capri Anderson Video]

Inari Vachs Promises Not to Tell
4/18/12

What ho! We have discovered the “reason” taxes were not due on April 16th, that being “Emancipation Day” in Washington D.C. — so apparently a holiday there means none of the rest of us can be held responsible for federal laws on that day either. While we’re really talking about Day Three of Gibby’s dance report on Shayla.com, with a little Tenaya (and a bonus for a friend) thrown in, this new knowledge did give us pause to consider: Are we not all glad at least not to be subject to the whims of the D.C. Mayoral elections? Remember Marion Barry? … EEEK! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish, Tenaya]

A Tint of Tenaya
4/15/12

Does anyone know why since April 15th falls on a Sunday this year folks get until Tuesday to get their tax returns filed? More importantly, although certainly taxes hold a vital importance to each of us, and no one can think of anything more exciting, nor can we think of anything more enjoyable that involves compulsory participation, every once in awhile we need to think about less taxing considerations, right? … OK. So we might have been just the slightest bit sarcastic there for a second, but we nonetheless rank among the world’s experts at non-taxing diversions. Society needs those too, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Jenna Haze Video]

A Shayla Trading Card.
4/13/12

Very few people have a legal name that makes them well suited to enjoy all the “Friday The Thirteenth” occasions that happen in a year. Other than being often compared to the one-eyed dog, with no tail, and three legs, being named “Lucky” probably makes life more interesting than being someone named Bob or something. Sometimes, however, you just do what you’re told. Pick your battles, after all. (And for the record, we happen to know some very excellent “Bob” people, and we promise to continue to genuflect when appropriate.) [FEATURED TAGS: Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Sunny Leone]

Get Lucky
4/10/12

How can it be that a group with nearly 100 years of combined experience in the adult industry has never run across such a fun word as concupiscent until today? And who would have thought the vocabulary lesson would appear in a biography on Harry Truman? … Unexpected things happen in life, though, and at its core, that seems to be what makes it worth living — well, at least if you sort of overlook the whole beautiful women thing. … Members here, of course, completely grok the value we place on reading, and some of them might even hang around because of it. Who knows? They may potentially also appreciate how we do not forget about the beautiful women aspect, however. That could be. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux, Sophia Knight, Breanne Benson, Jessica Jensen Exclusive Video, Kandi Spitfire Exclusive Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Words Fail Us. Oh, Bother.
4/5/12

We have been known, on occasion, to take a wee bit of time to get completely through a story here in the Commune. Having acknowledged that fact, even we found ourselves astounded at the eight years it has taken to finish up this little tale of Maverick and Dee. At least we cover well this time around by quickly popping you off to Shayla’s site so you don’t spend too much time thinking about the sort of people that might even remember an “open” task for eight years. On the other hand, we tend to get used to open in this business. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Dee]

A Flair for Anticipation
4/1/12

Apparently people have been wildly scrambling to buy California Lottery tickets, leading to the usual media reports about the statistical difficulty involved in actually winning the big bucks. Without a doubt our favorite comparison put the odds in terms quite easy to understand: “You are more likely to get killed by a vending machine than get all six numbers correct in this random drawing.” Now that may be, but don’t you think they should postpone all big revelations like this to today? After all, they could have a lot of fun on April Fool’s Day — we do. [FEATURED TAGS: Taren Steele, Dee Video]

Taren Steele ... Preparing to Have Fun