8/31/24 | The 247AdultStars team has been having way too many parties lately. Sure these days they tend to be off in those “networking” sorts of grown-up parties, but then lately they’ve also been recounting celebratory gatherings of their past in our own industry. Honestly, this seems a little bit like showing off, kindly intentions aside. So we dug back and found our own special party times, oddly prescient in retrospect. Naturally, it fits our mold as we label it Life in the “Wow That Looks Really Fast Over There” Lane. Also naturally, we blend that with modern reflections, sensibilities, and, well, nudity. Funny how in history we all look great naked. [STAR TAGS: XRCO Awards 2007, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, TJ Hart, Georgia Jones, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn] |
8/28/24 |
247AdultStars Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party 2011, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Jo Juggs, Tracey Lain, Scarlet Grey, Tanya Cox, Sarah Jane Bruce, Valentina Cruz, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com ] |
8/27/24 |
Shayla Friends in Faux Places[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Michael Ninn] |
8/25/24 |
GingerLynn Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/24/24 |
Risque “TOC’ Not About Birds[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Liza Rowe Video, Joseline Kelly Video, Willow Divine Video] |
8/23/24 | Many things happen in adult movies that can strain credulity when it comes to plot. … OK, so many things can strain credulity about a lot of things one sees on screen in adult movies, but you can believe us when we tell you that, yes, those boys really are that big, and those women really are that beautiful. (Also, the sex happens to be real, and not generated by AI like some airport rally — or so we hear.) Regardless of all that the “Elegance” in Jezebelle Bond exists in real life to the point that no one can seriously believe that some dude might run away from her naked. If you ever met Bond, Jezebelle Bond, you would leave her both shaken and stirred. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video] |
8/22/24 |
RisqueNews Dating Hints[STAR TAGS: Lexi Bloom Video] |
8/21/24 | When you have a bunch of people in literally different countries helping out when they can, you sometimes end up with an unintended bottleneck — although that term connotes negatively, and that very rarely fits a situation with too many naked women at the same time. Somehow, you see, we ended up with a 247AdultStars Double Feature today, what with Tanya Teasing and finding things Hot & Sandie at the same time. … Naturally we did what any benevolent organization would do and came up with a solution born of decades of experience and an essential disposition toward goodwill. We said, “Yes, please.” [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/20/24 |
Shayla More Wild than Innocent[STAR TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Patricia Kennedy Video] |
8/18/24 | There exist many variants on the dinner party concept. Presumably, though, one would reasonably expect to find things to eat — from burgers and dogs, to steaks, or anything capable of being thrown on a grill. Or you might feast on lasagna, or tamales, or anything that takes hours to prepare. People of certain economic status may have fish eggs, or little birds with about three bites of meat on them, or even big birds under glass, for some odd reason. Bottom line, though, regardless of the cumulative disposable income represented by the guests, all parties benefit from the inclusion of Dee on the invite list for the shindig. (That’s Redneck for soiree, by the way.) [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella, Lonnie, Carmen Luvana Video, Terri Summers Video] |
8/17/24 |
ReelRisque Roommate Benefits pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Jenna Ivory Video] |
8/15/24 |
ReelRisque If We Hurry | pics[STAR TAGS: Willow Devine] |
8/14/24 |
RisqueNews Representative of an Era[STAR TAGS : Paris Dahl Video] |
8/12/24 | Now job application standards vary a bit, but honestly there exists a level of skill in various presentation that cross pretty much all industries. Master enough of those, and you will always be as busy as you would like. For example, being “friendly” can almost always assist you. Even being a bit of an expert on “very friendly” can pretty much help you along no matter what your chosen vocation — but when looking for a Sugar Daddy, it takes on a special importance we learn today. Consequently, you should probably practice as much as you can. Feel free to share our stance with your favorite college professor. It’ll be fun. [STAR TAGS: Daphne Rosen Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video] |
8/11/24 |
ReelRisque Sex on the Beach | vid[STAR TAGS: Megan Video] |
8/10/24 | You know that funk that long-time couples can fall into where the wife gets bored to the point that she decides she might as well become a porn star and start working at a local live sex club? And her husband has no idea, but when he finds out what has been happening, he decides to just start making movies too? … You know that funk? … Yeah, well, most of us do not, honestly, but our world should hardly serve as the barometer of typical behavior. We have learned that over decades of careful scientific analysis you see? Or we learned it the first day on set and have then spent 20+ years reaffirming that initial theory. Never dismiss the strength in fantasy, although we would advise informing your partner before embarking upon a new sex worker vocation however. Seems at least polite. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Haven Video] |
8/8/24 | Going on vacation with Shayla might seem like a grand idea, even before you see what could happen in the recreational vehicle. Granted, most of us would probably be willing to accompany the comely lass (as it were) regardless of the mode of transportation required, but feeling the earth move at the same time you’re feeling Shayla move you definitely has a unique appeal. That said, almost everything having to do with Shayla would likely fall into that latter category, so maybe a trip in a moving bedroom with Shayla wouldn’t feel all that special necessarily. … Naw, it would. It definitely would. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
8/7/24 |
RisqueNews DEEmystified … Naturally[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video] |
8/6/24 |
RisqueNews Kristalized Comfort[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
8/5/24 |
247AdultStars Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here)[STAR TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Justone Joli, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Bree Olsen, Selena Rose, Jynx Maze, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas Ana Lovato, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Kelly Divine, Gemma Massey, Natasha Marley, Bobbi Starr, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Belle, Brooke Hunter, Riley Steele, Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Yurizan Beltran, Dana DeArmond] |
8/4/24 |
GingerLynn Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/3/24 | Considering our industry — and the dirtiness of your mind, of course — hearing about a “box shoot” may not be what you might expect. We can explain. So back in the ancient days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, this being the form of adult movie company owners, by the way, people used to get movies in the wildly advanced format called VHS, which came to customers in a box. Now that box needed decoration which company owners felt — rightly so, indeed — should feature compelling photographs of the crème de la crème (as it were, in a way) of the movie’s female cast. Taking the photographs for this ultimate purpose used to be a big production of its own, and it was a role performers valued a great deal. We celebrate dinosaur times today, albeit fully ignoring them in favor of the eye candy. Hey, everybody (sane) still likes candy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Lana Moore Video, Lauren Phoenix, Carmen Luvana] |
8/2/24 | Come to find out, there are two distinct types of a “butler’s pantry” that one might find in a home. The kind most of us think about when we hear that term would be an entirely separate little room off to the side of the dining area where butlers (or presumably whomever) can prepare plates for formal presentation to the guests. The term also applies, though, to a long row of built-in cabinets along a wall with a sort of mini-counter on top, presumably for … well, we’re not sure … buffet setups, or maybe less fussy butlers? We DO know that if we ever end up in a house with one, we are definitely going to invite Vanessa Lane and her Elegance to drop by for a visit. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
8/1/24 | Whether she’s half way around the world partying with porn stars, or just hanging out in a friend’s kitchen making ice cream, Shayla always seems to be bubbly, witty, and downright wonderful to be around, if you want to know the truth. Now she also has demonstrated a marked comfort being naked all the time — also an admirable trait in a friend (provided that friend happens to look like Shayla, naturally). Even porn stars don’t spend their entire lives having sex, however (Egads! Right?), and Shayla has asked us to try and demonstrate some of the balance in her life. So if you happen to be in the mood for one of those wild, sweaty, bounce off the walls, sexual escapades sorts of posts, you should probably just skip this one. If you think a woman might look darned sexy licking off an ice cream beater, though, we think we can prove the point today. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
Filed Under: Jesse Jane
July 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/31/24 |
ReelRisque Possibly Prefers Pizza | pics[STAR TAGS: Joceline Kelly] |
7/29/24 |
247AdultStars Christmas in July[STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/28/24 | There are many things that one might consider bringing along on a trip to the beach. Out here in Southern California, of course, we have a lot of practice with these sorts of trips, so most of us end up with a collection of “going to the beach to do THIS” lists, where the items can vary rather substantially. After all, just sitting in sun or the surf does not require the number of things that playing volleyball or even people-watching might suggest. Oddly, all the lists do seem to include a certain biological attribute that always seems to enhance the trip, no matter what the intended goal. Nature can be great fun, right? [STAR TAGS: Melina Mason Video, Dayna Vendetta Video, Kiera King Video, Siri Dahl Video] |
7/26/24 |
ReelRisque A Very Graphic Novel | pics[STAR TAGS: Siri Dahl] |
7/25/24 |
RisqueNews Cheyenne Silver — A Song All Her Own[STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video] |
7/24/24 |
247AdultStars The Convention Stars Bright, The Fun Remains the Same[STAR TAGS: Erotica London 2011, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Katie K, Nancy Dell’Olio, Tanya Tate, Angel Long, Yazim, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/23/24 |
ReelRisque A More Private Workout | pics[STAR TAGS: Kiera King] |
7/22/24 | For those perhaps too young to be familiar with the phrase, “Gimme some sugar” means simply that you are asking someone for a kiss. Now the general rules of civility and propriety surround the appropriate use of this expression, of course. One would not, for example, walk up to an attractive stranger in a grocery store with the request. At best the person might laugh, but more likely these days you would be directed to the correct aisle where one might acquire baking goods. When speaking of a Sugar Daddy, however, the “gimme some” implies an entirely different kind of relationship — although you should probably not try that at your local grocery store either. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Starr Video] |
7/21/24 |
ReelRisque Love an Early Valentina | pics[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina] |
7/20/24 | According to Wikipedia — which certainly reigns as infallible because just anyone can post to it — scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Now that may be off a bit, because, y’know, Wikipedia, but for our purposes the precise date does not matter all that much. You see, we were wondering how long after actual scissors were invented did the kind we consider today in Stepsisters That Scissor come into being. After thinking about it, we’re thinking our kind might actually have come earlier and led to the invention of the more common variety. We can just hear some lesbian or bisexual woman exclaiming, “Dang, girl, you could cut paper in half with those legs. … Hey, now…!” [STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Paisley Parker Video, Goldie Glock Video, Jenny Sativa Video, Alina West Video, Danica James Video, Marissa Mae Video, Fallon West Video] |
7/19/24 | You might be surprised to learn that people fairly consistently write in to say that they really enjoy our “things you can’t find on every other site” out there. In that spirit, D.Minion and Shayla have given us just what the doctor ordered. We could have called this simply “Shayla Eats Strawberries, and D.Minion Documents,” but that wouldn’t have given the entry its due, we’re thinking. For example, where else can you see photographs of Shayla attempting to milk a plastic cow? Huh? … Got you stumped, right? … We did not forget those more traditionally inclined, however, with what the new folks accidentally attributed as a “Darling Shayla” interlude. Sometimes it doesn’t matter much what you call it. You’ll probably forget the description, and basically everything else we’ve said today, just by watching Shayla. She has that effect on people. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
7/17/24 |
ReelRisque Compelling Vendetta | pics[STAR TAGS: Dayna Vendetta] |
7/15/24 |
247AdultStars Dream a Little Dream of She[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/14/24 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jayden Lee – Claudia Valentine – Tara Lynn Foxx – Alana Evans – Sheena Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
7/13/24 |
ReelRisque Begin at the Beach | pics[STAR TAGS : Melina Mason] |
7/12/24 | We head off in search of Elegance today, beginning with a raucous three-way because nearly all elegant presentations begin this way, of course. As a rather distinct benefit with this one, however, the episode evolves in a manner quite realistic with the way an actual “regular” couple might dip their toes — y’know, and other parts — into the whole ménage à trois experience. Not everyone wants to just jump into the deep end with something like this, no matter how much they may want to spice up their sex lives. We should all think of sexuality as more of a track meet as compared to an event as a rule. This adds happiness all around. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Nikki Nievez Video] |
7/11/24 |
RisqueNews Staying in Your Lane[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video] |
7/10/24 | Sometimes in order to get excited about the next thing, you have to look back at a past thing in order to refresh your memories. Those of us that cannot really remember what we had for lunch yesterday find this approach ideal, for the record. … So even though it may seem early to be thinking about a January 2025 AEE, when it comes to room reservations and such, trust us when we tell you that it is not too early at all. Consequently we dug out (and updated) a relatively young Maverick a Dirty Dozen Years Ago amidst all the … um … sensory input. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Ginger Lynn, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Brooklyn Lee, Lexi Love, Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Capri Anderson, Belladonna, Teagan Presley, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/8/24 |
RisqueNews Mostly for Maverick[STAR TAGS: 247AdultStars Video Tour] |
7/7/24 |
ReelRisque That Lovin’ Feeling pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Mimi Allen Video] |
7/5/24 | If you really want to get the attention of an adult film star, tell them that you’d like to run a gallery and a story about them on your site, but you do NOT want any naked pictures because you cannot use them in your free areas. I once filled in as a photographer on a horror movie set, and the only thing they did not want me to shoot was the pretend sex scene. When you make your living one way, having someone ask you to do everything but that one thing can be confusing to say the least. Of course some really good things happen with our clothes on too. Imagine. … Hey, Ginger Lynn shines even after all these years, and even in (mostly) PG. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video] |
7/4/24 |
RisqueNews Celebrate with a Bang[STAR TAGS: Lia Lin Video, Bonni Gee Video] |
7/3/24 |
RisqueNews 50 Ways to Have Your Lover[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca] |
7/2/24 |
247AdultStars The Breasts of Friends[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/1/24 | You know, it seems like it would be great fun to have enough money to be a Sugar Daddy, although whether or not one should do that would of course be a personal decision. Honestly the whole situation has always seemed a little suspect to those in the Risqué family, although we have known many people on both yin and yang of the circumstance. We start an exploration of the Sugar Daddy concept with part one today, though, so maybe we’ll all learn something. If nothing else, the research should be fun, even if you use your own extra money to support the arts or help the homeless or something. [STAR TAGS: Pippa Dee Video, Romana Ryder Video] |
November 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/14 |
You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/28/14 |
Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video] |
11/27/14 |
Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/21/14 |
Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video] |
11/19/14 |
Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/16/14 |
You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/14/14 |
Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video] |
11/11/14 |
Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video] |
11/7/14 |
Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video] |
11/4/14 |
We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
11/2/14 |
Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
January 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/13 | Don’t you just hate it when two roads diverge in the yellow woods, and come to find out you’ve been in the redwoods this whole time? Then when you find out that all the pretty girls were in those yellow woods, well, it can make you really sad. On the upside, we always have hope for the next time, just as soon as we figure out where we should be wandering. That’s the trouble with the Internet: It created too many forests. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Diamond, Zarena Summers Video, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux] |
1/28/13 | If you work in Information Technology (IT) you probably have compiled your own list of things you really do not want to hear from people in your company. We feel safe in assuming that, “Hey, how do I get chocolate out of my keyboard?” to be right up there with the icky ones. … It seems that D.Minion has discovered something called “Choco Tacos” recently, though, and she approaches their use with her usual confident naiveté. Sometimes that works out better for her than others as you will with see with the soon to be classic game, Name That Strip Club Tune. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
1/23/13 | As it turned out, not everyone did in fact get to go to the AEE this year, as one of those boring (but well paying) “other” kinds of clients required attention. Consequently those of us that did attend will need to explain all the wildly entertaining things they missed this time around — and we get to do it for an entire year. (Woo-HOO!) … So … the group set ground on a tour of this oft-charted desert isle … and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that we’ll get to later. For now, just understand that we had a million phones, a billion lights, and many motor cars to go with a skipper, at least a couple millionaires (but no wives), one professor, many, many movie stars — and likely at least a few first matings going on. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
1/14/13 | Since for some reason we all find ourselves heading out to the parade of porn stars in Las Vegas this year, we thought we should leave you for a week or so with the fine thoughts and images of Lon and Kylie. Come to find out, once people discover that Kristal Summers will be riding with us to the AEE, suddenly everyone sees a critical need for their attendance. When we take the 7-hour drive with Maverick, we don’t have nearly so many volunteers. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Julia Ann, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Sunny Leone, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Skin Diamond] |
1/12/13 | Actually naming an adult movie “Naked” would be like choosing “Food” as the name for a cookbook. Fortunately the wise folks at Adam & Eve decided not to follow the “working title” recommendation, choosing Intimate Encounters 3 as the official release name. Granted, once people start putting numbers after a title it does tend to diminish the program as unique unto itself, but with D.Minion on set for Day One, we can be absolutely sure of one thing: We will definitely get unique. [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Misty Stone Exclusive Video, Ashlynne Leigh Exclusive Video, Marie McCray] |
1/9/13 | Anyone can cover a porn convention and come up with fascinating insights and (even more easily) photographs of beautiful women. But only truly exceptional folks can cover a porn convention before it even happens — as Steve has done today. Granted, technically this all refers to the 2012 convention, but that’s a minor detail. Porn stars. Real Dolls. And Lon. … What else does one need in order to provide concupiscent enlightenment? (OK. So you could need a dictionary. Maybe.) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Brooklyn Lee, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Belladonna, Tasha Reign, Stormy Daniels, Sophie Dee, Ron Jeremy] |
1/5/13 | Suppose you had a friend that justified trying to put a Hello Kitty toaster and a giant troll doll in her carry-on luggage by explaining that any TSA agent that found them in her checked baggage might be tempted to steal them? And suppose this same friend spent her free time watching her favorite types of adult movie scenes, these being either double penetrations or solo female? … Well in that case another friend that spent her first few minutes in a new location looking for fun places to masturbate might seem sort of normal, right? Life is simply a matter of perspective with D.Minion and Shayla around. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/1/13 | We could talk about how simply postponing a decision for two months does not “avoid” a cliff nearly so much as “postpone” it. Or we could talk about how the “last minute” congressional compromise sure looks a heck of a lot like the exact same solution they had on the table a couple of weeks ago. … But why would we do that when we could welcome 2013 with Dee’s 4-Way Lesbian Dilemma instead? Clever beings that we are, we decided that we would not. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray, Jeanie Marie Sullivan] |