11/30/14 |
You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/28/14 |
Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video] |
11/27/14 |
Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/21/14 |
Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video] |
11/19/14 |
Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/16/14 |
You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/14/14 |
Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video] |
11/11/14 |
Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video] |
11/7/14 |
Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video] |
11/4/14 |
We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
11/2/14 |
Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
Filed Under: Danni Ashe
November 2010 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/10 | If you’ve followed Shayla LaVeaux’s career at all, you’ll know that she basically lives as a woman combining Colorado with Southern California. And if you’ve followed Shayla’s new personal web site evolution at all, you’ll know that she now features these aspects of her personality. (Of course following the evolution of Shayla’s new personal web site would be pretty hard, since we haven’t launched it yet, but that’s just a detail.) Well, today’s Shayla feature aptly demonstrates this new approach, and it will quite likely provide you with some insight as to how cowgirls should dress for their performances. That said, we’re thinking the National Professional Rodeo Association might have bit of difficulty getting this new standard approved, and that’s too bad really. Life can be hard. … In Shayla’s case, of course, that clearly constitutes a very good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
11/27/10 | Dedicated to keeping the long holiday weekend extra special this year, you’ll find “Dee Perfect” – dare we say “Kristal Clear” – bit of home-spun nudity on tap today. True, at some level all nudity would be home-spun, but if you’re really trying to be that literal around here, you should probably be reading something a little deeper than your typical Risqué Commune offering. … And go volunteer at a soup kitchen or something. That’s doing more to help the world than hanging around here too. Still, we do make for a pleasant diversion. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Exclusive Video] |
11/25/10 | You’ve probably heard of a lot of wonderful ways to give thanks today, and maybe even some of those don’t involve gluttony or football, although “a lot” might be a stretch in that case. However, we’re pretty sure that peeking at Cytherea risking her life just for fun has got to rank right up there with the best potential celebrations today. In honor of Cytherea and her larger than life approach to every day of her life, we’ve even decided to use a “larger-than-life” thumbnail. Yeah, we know: We’re wacky that way. … Remember being young and crazy? It’s a wonder any of us lived, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video, Exclusive Video] |
11/23/10 | Think about “Soft Places for a Hard Drive” and just try to keep your mind out of the gutter. On the other hand, if you happen to enjoy a little gutter-thought now and again, this would be a fine place to hang out. In fact the ever-astounding and beautiful Julia Ann will probably keep you from noticing all the geek talk entirely. She’s handy that way. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Danni Ashe, Justine Joli Video] |
11/19/10 | Ah, to recall the halcyon days of college. It comes as little surprise, perhaps, that people with the financial wherewithal (or the cajones to borrow even more money) often choose to continue the event. So why does no one tell us that Graduate School (note the capitalization there) bears little actual relationship to the generally festive frivolity of an undergraduate collegiate experience? In case you happen to be curious, we have figured it out for you: Because That’s how They get ya! … On the upside, folks in Graduate School do have rather varied schedules, and so when such Talented Temps (again with the capitalization) get a chance to hang for another stint at our humble offices, we welcome them we open arms (although not so much “wallets” as a rule). We also tend to let them use whatever Illustration Techniques they’d like to employ, and if some such person wants to show off a variation of a Flash Video Approach and play with Justine Joli in the process, well, gosh, why would we complain? (And, yes, These Types sometimes Capitalize Too Much. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli, Monica Mayhem Video, Capri Anderson Video] |
11/14/10 | Rumor has it that Joe Montana (Hall of Fame NFL Quarterback, if you’ve been living under a decidedly unathletic rock somewhere) once said that any talk of “Genius” doesn’t belong in the same conversation with football. According to this source (which was the radio, so it’s gotta be true) Joe actually said, “If you’re going to be talking Geniuses, you need to be talking about that Norman Einstein guy.” … Just so we’re clear here: Joe was making a joke. Not all football players need help spelling the name of their college entrance exam test. … Still, some people claim not to care anything at all about football, so we’re giving them Cytherea today. Technically she’s giving herself to us, but honestly that sounds like a whole lot more fun than what’s actually happening. It’s complicated. Y’all enjoy Cy. We’re all going to go in search of that really bright Norman fellow. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Justine Joli] |
11/10/10 | Christopher Moore has once again given us a wonderful turn of phrase to use around the office. Has anyone else ever felt like an old piece of Bubblicious with all the licious chewed out of it? Well, writing computer code all day (and many nights) long can certainly do that to a person, but when some of your “duties” involve working with Inari Vachs, she being rather more of the Babelicious bent, well, you learn to put up with a few things. It’s a long road, but nobody said it has to be a miserable one. … OK. So some Gandhi dude said something like that, but he was clearly not talking about Inari. [FEATURED TAGS:Inari Vachs] |
11/5/10 | Now even admitting that you might pay attention to the tabloids, or Heaven Forbid, Tabloid Television, almost certainly violates the Fifth Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. That said, we do have friends that have been known to “appear” in/on those darned things, so we can’t just ignore them. Consequently, we dutifully continue the “What We Can Tell You So Far” part of the Capri Anderson story from inside this part of her life, and then transition much more happily into Stormy Daniels (sadly, not “as it were” in this case). It makes for a rousing good day despite the ominous beginnings. Have you ever been with someone that picks up one of those tacky “newspapers” at the grocery store checkout line? Next time that happens, just say really loudly, “Aw, Geez! Can’t we just go buy porn or something? This is really embarrassing.” History tells us they will put that reading material back on the rack immediately. You might want to hurry on out of the store while they’re paying, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Tenaya, Stormy Daniels Video, Shyla Stylez Video] |
11/2/10 | Oh, thank the Heavens that the excruciating barrage of political ads will finally end after today. Now we do want to pass along our traditional We don’t care for whom you vote, but it remains important that you do so! message, and thus we have done that – with some degree of elegance actually. In celebration we have a bit of our (also traditional) humorous look at some decidedly not political ads, and then we ever-so-subtly remind you that you should keep up with Cytherea on her site too. She had a new post go up yesterday. Did you know that? … As for the political commercials, according to Lon we have at least a couple of months before everyone starts talking about the 2012 elections. That Lon, he’s an eternal optimist. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea] |
February 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
02/23/02 | We’re continuing to add help around the office, and one of our newbies went through and picked a bunch of pictures from Juli’s VCA career. We probably should have been more specific, but we do have a bunch of dirty pictures of Mostly Juli Ashton, with a healthy splattering (pardon the pun) of Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, and various others from our past … including a picture of Nikita’s face. It just gets stranger and stranger around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Alexis DeVell, Missy, Vicca, Nikita, Rayveness, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Kim Kataen, Jeanna Fine, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight |
2/19/02 | Deb had the pleasure of going shopping with Juli & Tiffany Granath the other day. Fortunately for Deb & Juli, Tiffany considers herself to be a professional shopper and she knew where all of the coolest shops were. Deb followed them around (even inside some dressing rooms) and then went back home with Juli for a fashion show of the day’s purchases. For once, you didn’t have to be there. You can see it now as “Night Calls on Sunset.” [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Risque News Insight] |
02/17/02 | Wow! We’ve got a massive influx of Inari!! Everyone’s pitching in around here, and the speed is truly dazzling. Kristal’s learning Photoshop, and Dee’s getting quite good as a photographer. That may not sound like much, but, well, aside from the fact that we’re easily dazzled, Kristal and Dee don’t mind working naked, and that’s a bonus in any work environment. As Kristal was working on pictures Inari brought back from her first time On the Road with Felecia, we ran across Dee’s first photography efforts and Inari blows the Italian. They both got done at the same time, so now you can see them both. Next we’re working on pictures of Kristal and Dee working naked. Nothing but work, work, work around these parts. All parts are not created equal, it seems. Good thing there’s no such thing as too much Inari. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Felecia, Dee] |
2/15/02 | Good grief! It’s Done!! The Adult Entertainment Expo Extravaganza story is finally here. It’s the Illiad; it’s the Odyssey. DMinion has sure enough hit a Homer-Run! This is a big one, folks, so sit back with a babe and a beer, and “butter-up” … [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, AVN Awards, Kristal Summers, Wendy Divine, Dee, Becca, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Chloe Jones, Carmen Luvana, Danni Ashe, Cheyenne Silver, Veronica Hart, Janine, Nikita Denise, Lola, TJ Hart, Jessica Drake, Sydnee Steele, Michele Morgan, D.Minion] |
2/14/02 | Join Deb as we visit, once again, that star known for her huge, natural breasts and her successful web site. It’s none other than Danni Ashe in Deb’s next entry “Danni Travels Worldwide.” [FEATURED TAGS: Danni Ashe, Devinn Lane] |
2/13/02 | We’re plowing through old Night Calls memories, here, and as long as we give up sleep, commit to eating just once a day, and learn how to catheterize ourselves, we have some chance of getting current with this program. Maybe if DMinion didn’t have such a Juli fetish, or a Tiffany fetish, or a Dee fetish, or an Inari fetish. Personally, I liked Jezebel Bond dressed up like a man, but I pretty much like Jezebel dressed up in anything. Check out Night Calls — November 7th, 2001 and cast your own vote. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Inari Vachs, Dee, Jezebel Bond, D.Minion] |
2/12/02 | In honor of Wendy’s “chat” tomorrow night (2/13/02) we’re showing off some pictures she gave us that members could have seen live if they tuned to her 24-hr cam at the right time. According to Wendy, we should be checking more often, because she has some interesting friends. They also happen to be not very shy, it seems. For example, she convinced one young lad that it was a really good idea to let her shave off all his body hair, and then do his friend with a strap-on. We wonder how she did that, now that we think about it. Check out Wendy’s impromptu fun, and then tell us your thoughts. Remember you can ask her about it tomorrow too. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
2/8/02 | Devinn and DMinion have conspired to give us a rather wacky view of what it’s like to hang around with Devinn Lane. First you get to watch her shave. Then she plays with an “Anaconda-like” dildo. Then she give gynecology lessons on her web cast. After dinner she goes to a trendy Hollywood club to visit with people that can’t hear each other speak. It’s really quite odd. And she’s moving a block away from DMinion in a month. We’re pretty sure it’s going to get odder. Better hitch up your wagons and follow along with Devinn’s Day and Devinn’s Night. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, D.Minion] |
2/6/02 | Kristal has updated her journal, and she’s been playing in the chat room all week, looking for bugs. She claims it’s been working fine, and she’s met some really “nice” people, so we’re supposedly all set for tomorrow night. If this doesn’t work, we’re just going to buy the software and serve it ourselves, but since that involves some serious expense it would be really helpful if y’all could convince a couple dozen of your best friends to become members too. Really. We’re showing you more pictures of Kristal to help convince you. Really. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers] |
January 2002 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/02 | We have another wacky Night Calls expose to reveal on this Super day for a Bowl. And that’s about all you’re going to get here, because the game’s about to start … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
1/30/02 | Deb takes us back to the road with Devinn Lane – back to a life that quickly becomes more than a little surreal – in this episode called “The World Is A Vampire.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
1/29/02 | Well most of the office is in fact AEE epic bound, but some of us lucky minions still get to work on “Juli Stuff.” With Night Calls’ new season just around the corner, the head minion, DMinion herself, has insisted that we strive to catch up on her coverage of last season. So here you have Juli, Inari, Dee, and Tiffany, of course … and this is where we waxed Juli’s pussy. What more do you need? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Inari Vachs, D.Minion] |
1/28/02 | As we approach the epic that constitutes D.Minion’s coverage of the recent Adult Entertainmnet Expo, we pause with the next installments of “Wendy’s Chronicles of Nick Manning” and reflect on the unique way we get to make a living. A beautiful couple on a soft couch, sex for long hours on end, many pauses to adjust, giggle and flirt, that’s just how sex is at home, right? Personally we think this fiction is stranger than the truth, but far be it from us to start a philosophical debate when folks probably just want to get on to the action. Rock on … Wendy and Nick seem to be. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
1/24/02 | Deb’s adventures with Devinn Lane continue as they fly to Tampa for a week of dancing and appearances. Once again things take a strange turn as “Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
1/22/02 | We’ve never had to write cleverly about a mostly naked woman posing around a chair in a hotel room. That’s a pretty tall offer, and we although we may not be the most creative of literary aspirants, neither are we the most foolish. No, sir. Daddy didn’t raise no dummies ’round these parts. Why, just to think that even a talented writer could whip up something that would make folks want to check out the beautiful Inari Vachs bored before a signing, would be too much tempting of the fates. We’re not going anywhere near that. Nope. There is absolutely nothing clever at all to say about Inari coming up with 62 different ways to pose around a chair. And since we can’t be clever about it, we’re not even sure why we decided to post these 62 pictures. Then we looked at the pictures and thought, “Well, all right, then. If Inari’s going to be this sexy, well then we’ll show her off.” Even if we can’t think of a clever way to do it. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight] |
1/20/02 | Because we’re acutely politically aware around here, and because we share the goals of the great Doctor King, and because we hope that at some point in history it isn’t necessary to have a special day so we can remember that everyone is equal, we picked Martin Luther King Day to post some pictures of our friend Dee “working” with Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter and Kitten. OK, the truth is that it’s just a coincidence, and we didn’t give it any conscious thought. We’re not anywhere near that groovy. Well, Deb is, but other than that, we mean. Besides, Dee’s technically 100% Puerto Rican, even though most of our industry can’t figure that out. But that still doesn’t mean you can’t love Dee Best in various positions with nary a dude in sight. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter, Kitten] |
1/16/02 | Deb begins a series of articles about her recent travels with Devinn Lane with her entry entitled “Devinn and The Demimonde.” You will rarely ever get this kind of look at the life of a feature dancer. Thanks, Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane] |
1/15/02 | We interrupted Wendy’s “Chronicle of Nick Manning” long enough to finish her Hedonism III Journal from last spring. Wendy does things the long way, but with most of the elements of her life, that seems rather apropros. If you were waiting to read it in its entirety, like I do with novels issued in chapters, you can begin your journey here. If you’ve been keeping up to date, here’s the conclusion you’ve been waiting for. If you just want to see the pictures of Wendy, Inari and Becca standing around naked whilst some fortunate artist adorns them with graffiti, check out the latest Risqué News offering. Ah the Wendy Web we Weave … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Wendy Divine, Becca, Risque News Insight] |
1/14/02 | We’re BACK!! Breaking with tradition somewhat we took the entire office to Las Vegas to cover and attend the Adult Entertainment Expo, and we learned something. Bad idea. Until we get some of those nifty little elves that do the work for us while we’re away, this may not be the best approach we’ve ever thought of. With “while you were away” notes literally covering the keyboards around here, we dug through and started up again, though. And if you’re starting up, you might as well start up with Julia Ann; and if you’re going to do that, well, you might as well start up with her naked. We couldn’t think of a better welcome home present than D.Minion’s article from this past summer, Julia Ann beds Danni Ashe. Come to think of it, it’s hard to think of a better way to be in bed too … Go visit our friend Danni when you get a chance too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Danni Ashe, D.Minion] |
1/7/02 | Kristal finished updating her journal through 2001, and as we were putting it up, we decided that it really would benefit from some naked pictures of Kristal in her bedroom. We figured that generally to be the case with anything, actually. Also, if you have to deal with “figures” then you should put Kristal’s figure high on your list. These are some shots from her first cam show in December. They’re going to start regularly twice a month very soon, so keep an eye out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
1/5/02 | For those of you following the Message Board and its various debates, we have an ironic inclusion for today. Between her trip to Colorado for the holidays and her trip to a convention and appearance in Florida, Juli dropped by some text and picked out some more photos for us to post. We finished up the html, and now we can say … “This one’s for you, Joe … and so is this one …” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kira Reed, Becca, Georgia Adair, Bolivia Samsonite] |
1/4/02 | Deb revisits an old friend of ours, Kelsey Heart, and she points out what a really cool company Wicked Pictures remains. Go see Wicked, and then check out what a little hair-coloring can do. Deb calls it Kelsey Redux. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelsey Heart, Missy] |
1/3/02 | Inari’s hosting “In Bed with Danni” for Danni Ashe today, so in her honor we’re posting the last of the “sitting around the set and waiting on people” shots we started last month. You can read about the Lovely Lounging Inari if you missed it, or if you just want to see the pictures, you can. You’ll definitely understand why we’re pretty much of the opinion that cowgirls give way more blues than they get … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
1/1/02 | HAPPY NEW YEAR!! We started thinking of the popular song Auld Lang Syne, and we were going to write a really clever parody of the tune–stunning in its insight, and awe-inspiring in intellect. Then we thought, not only do we not know the rest of the words, but, heck, we don’t even know what it means. So then we thought, “Let’s just give the members two more episodes in the ‘Chronicles of Nick Manning’ from Wendy Divine.” The accent is “oral” here, and that sounds like a fine way to kick off the new year. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine] |
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