January 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff


We have another wacky Night Calls expose to reveal on this Super day for a Bowl. And that’s about all you’re going to get here, because the game’s about to start … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, TJ Hart, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Nurse Juli and Rider Tiff.

Deb takes us back to the road with Devinn Lane – back to a life that quickly becomes more than a little surreal – in this episode called “The World Is A Vampire.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn showing off her chaps that don't stick.

Well most of the office is in fact AEE epic bound, but some of us lucky minions still get to work on “Juli Stuff.” With Night Calls’ new season just around the corner, the head minion, DMinion herself, has insisted that we strive to catch up on her coverage of last season. So here you have Juli, Inari, Dee, and Tiffany, of course … and this is where we waxed Juli’s pussy. What more do you need? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

The genetalia in question ...

As we approach the epic that constitutes D.Minion’s coverage of the recent Adult Entertainmnet Expo, we pause with the next installments of “Wendy’s Chronicles of Nick Manning” and reflect on the unique way we get to make a living. A beautiful couple on a soft couch, sex for long hours on end, many pauses to adjust, giggle and flirt, that’s just how sex is at home, right? Personally we think this fiction is stranger than the truth, but far be it from us to start a philosophical debate when folks probably just want to get on to the action. Rock on … Wendy and Nick seem to be. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy Divinely happy ...

Deb’s adventures with Devinn Lane continue as they fly to Tampa for a week of dancing and appearances. Once again things take a strange turn as “Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Meets Bubba the Love Sponge.

We’ve never had to write cleverly about a mostly naked woman posing around a chair in a hotel room. That’s a pretty tall offer, and we although we may not be the most creative of literary aspirants, neither are we the most foolish. No, sir. Daddy didn’t raise no dummies ’round these parts. Why, just to think that even a talented writer could whip up something that would make folks want to check out the beautiful Inari Vachs bored before a signing, would be too much tempting of the fates. We’re not going anywhere near that. Nope. There is absolutely nothing clever at all to say about Inari coming up with 62 different ways to pose around a chair. And since we can’t be clever about it, we’re not even sure why we decided to post these 62 pictures. Then we looked at the pictures and thought, “Well, all right, then. If Inari’s going to be this sexy, well then we’ll show her off.” Even if we can’t think of a clever way to do it. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Risque News Insight]

Inari Vachs is very clever.

Because we’re acutely politically aware around here, and because we share the goals of the great Doctor King, and because we hope that at some point in history it isn’t necessary to have a special day so we can remember that everyone is equal, we picked Martin Luther King Day to post some pictures of our friend Dee “working” with Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter and Kitten. OK, the truth is that it’s just a coincidence, and we didn’t give it any conscious thought. We’re not anywhere near that groovy. Well, Deb is, but other than that, we mean. Besides, Dee’s technically 100% Puerto Rican, even though most of our industry can’t figure that out. But that still doesn’t mean you can’t love Dee Best in various positions with nary a dude in sight. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Cherry Mirage, Brooke Hunter, Kitten]

Dee, glorious Dee ...

Deb begins a series of articles about her recent travels with Devinn Lane with her entry entitled “Devinn and The Demimonde.” You will rarely ever get this kind of look at the life of a feature dancer. Thanks, Deb. [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

Devinn Lane naked at her computer. You gotta love that.

We interrupted Wendy’s “Chronicle of Nick Manning” long enough to finish her Hedonism III Journal from last spring. Wendy does things the long way, but with most of the elements of her life, that seems rather apropros. If you were waiting to read it in its entirety, like I do with novels issued in chapters, you can begin your journey here. If you’ve been keeping up to date, here’s the conclusion you’ve been waiting for. If you just want to see the pictures of Wendy, Inari and Becca standing around naked whilst some fortunate artist adorns them with graffiti, check out the latest Risqué News offering. Ah the Wendy Web we Weave … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari, Wendy Divine, Becca, Risque News Insight]

Inari, Becca, and Wendy ... as alleyways.

We’re BACK!! Breaking with tradition somewhat we took the entire office to Las Vegas to cover and attend the Adult Entertainment Expo, and we learned something. Bad idea. Until we get some of those nifty little elves that do the work for us while we’re away, this may not be the best approach we’ve ever thought of. With “while you were away” notes literally covering the keyboards around here, we dug through and started up again, though. And if you’re starting up, you might as well start up with Julia Ann; and if you’re going to do that, well, you might as well start up with her naked. We couldn’t think of a better welcome home present than D.Minion’s article from this past summer, Julia Ann beds Danni Ashe. Come to think of it, it’s hard to think of a better way to be in bed too … Go visit our friend Danni when you get a chance too. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Danni Ashe, D.Minion]

Julia Ann in repose.

Kristal finished updating her journal through 2001, and as we were putting it up, we decided that it really would benefit from some naked pictures of Kristal in her bedroom. We figured that generally to be the case with anything, actually. Also, if you have to deal with “figures” then you should put Kristal’s figure high on your list. These are some shots from her first cam show in December. They’re going to start regularly twice a month very soon, so keep an eye out. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal in her bedroom.

For those of you following the Message Board and its various debates, we have an ironic inclusion for today. Between her trip to Colorado for the holidays and her trip to a convention and appearance in Florida, Juli dropped by some text and picked out some more photos for us to post. We finished up the html, and now we can say … “This one’s for you, Joe … and so is this one …” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kira Reed, Becca, Georgia Adair, Bolivia Samsonite]

Becca, basically ...     Juli's reasons to travel.

Deb revisits an old friend of ours, Kelsey Heart, and she points out what a really cool company Wicked Pictures remains. Go see Wicked, and then check out what a little hair-coloring can do. Deb calls it Kelsey Redux. [FEATURED TAGS: Kelsey Heart, Missy]

Kelsey as a blonde on the left.

Inari’s hosting “In Bed with Danni” for Danni Ashe today, so in her honor we’re posting the last of the “sitting around the set and waiting on people” shots we started last month. You can read about the Lovely Lounging Inari if you missed it, or if you just want to see the pictures, you can. You’ll definitely understand why we’re pretty much of the opinion that cowgirls give way more blues than they get … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]

More Inari Vachs views ...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! We started thinking of the popular song Auld Lang Syne, and we were going to write a really clever parody of the tune–stunning in its insight, and awe-inspiring in intellect. Then we thought, not only do we not know the rest of the words, but, heck, we don’t even know what it means. So then we thought, “Let’s just give the members two more episodes in the ‘Chronicles of Nick Manning’ from Wendy Divine.” The accent is “oral” here, and that sounds like a fine way to kick off the new year. Salud! [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

“Manning” the Wendy boat ...