Filed Under: Raven Rockette

November 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/22	When you make your living having sex with other beautiful people, it makes sense to place personal grooming high on your list of important activities. And being a good Colorado girl — environmentally aware, and dedicated to reducing her carbon footprint while working to provide a better planet for future generations — it only makes sense to conserve precious resources whenever possible. Showering with Kristal Summers, for example, evidences an admirable devotion to a green planet. … Speaking of precious resources, by the way, Kristal has them in abundance. Yep. This post resounds From She to Shining She. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
11/28/22	247AdultStars A Hip (and other parts) off the Old Block [STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
11/27/22	We probe deep into the psyche of the contemporary adult film star today — or more accurately they do this themselves, on their own … per ipsum, if you will. Of course by “psyche” we mean something else, of course. Also “probe” may not be the best word choice for what they are doing, so we pretty much mean something else by that too. Fortunately all the insights into the mind of early Michael Ninn happen to be spot on. We do not understand them either, though, come to think of it. So by “spot on” we mean something else too. You’d best see for yourself. She Thinks No One[’]s Watching. [STAR TAGS: Aspen Ora Video, Aidra Foxx Video, Jessie Volt Video, Jennifer White Video, Kari Video, Molly Manson Video, Aiden Ashley Video, Michael Ninn]
11/26/22	Cythereas Beach Bum … as it were [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/25/22	ReelRisque Her Lovin’ Teddy, Bare \| pics [STAR TAGS: Tiffany Fox]
11/24/22	ReelRisque Giving High Key Thanks \| pics [STAR TAGS: Aiden Ashley, Michael Ninn]
11/23/22	Until earlier today this writer never really gave much thought to what an application to have sex with Shayla might require. Of course even without reading D.Minion’s account of Ric in Baltimore, or looking at any of the pictures as a matter of fact, I can tell you with confidence that I will look forward to the next round of hiring with keen anticipation. We did in fact bow to Shayla’s release schedule preference and hold back until she could wish everyone a HAPPY THANKSGIVING, though. Personally I’m not sure how much I can promise to hold back if she ever hires me for … you know. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
11/22/22	RisqueNews Starting December Early (like every retail store since October) [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Asia Carrera Video, Serenity, Nina Hartley, Kelly Jaye Video, Jeanna Fine, PJ Sparxx, Paula Price, Alex Jordan, Porsche Lynn, Melanie Moore, Kiss]
11/21/22	GingerLynn A Miss & A Shoot [STAR TAGS: Bella Reese Video]
11/20/22	Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with “A Darn in the Yarn” for Shayla today. Living with porn stars may not be exactly what you might expect — or it might be, presumably for those with a firm tie to the realities of everyday life — but whatever the case, we do things a unique way with risqué, and we freely admit mistakes when they occur. Apologies take way less effort than defense we have learned. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
11/19/22	Some of us are old enough to remember when “1984” seemed like a long time into the future. (Those same people remember a single family telephone mounted on a kitchen wall and sporting like a 50′ cord, but that would be a different story.) The point here being that whenever an author puts a date in a title, civilization will eventually reach that date, at which point many people will spend a bunch of time critiquing the accuracy of the predictions — fictional or not. Now that “could” have been the goal of Space 2077 when they envisioned it, but honestly probably not. They basically make only one extremely safe presumption with the movie. In 2077 people will still be having sex — although they may not be talking much. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video, Mandy Bright Video, Justine Joli Video, Ander Page Video, Haley Paige Video, Diamond Foxxx Video, Kimberly Kane Video]
11/17/22	ReelRisque Fun Set Strip \| pics [STAR TAGS: Molly Manson, Michael Ninn]
11/16/22	GingerLynn Whole Lotta Somethin’ Goin’ On [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kristara Barrington Video, Terry Lynn Video]
11/15/22	247AdultStars Garden of Feedin’ [STAR TAGS: Kayla Louise Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
11/14/22	Team sports can lead to some very close relationships. In theory, working with others towards a common goal instills all sorts of important traits in one which will be useful later in life when pesky things like hips and knees start to have other opinions about what exactly constitutes reasonable behavior for a particular body. Of course on women’s teams all the players are gay — or at the very least bisexual — because … well, basically because narrow-minded men cannot wrap their little heads around a competitive nature being present in anything without a penis unless it involves a decided attraction to those without one. Men are simple little idiots, are they not? On the other hand, it can make for some darned pretty movie scenes, like one with Faith Leon and Holly Wellin. Good thing that same-sex attraction does not carry over into all male sports, though. What a scandal that would make. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Holly Wellin Video]
11/13/22	GingerLynn Dyanna Lauren – Nicki Hunter – Tara Lynn Foxx – Cher Adele – Allysin Wonderland – Samantha Rone … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
11/12/22	Shayla Good Cleaning Fun [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
11/11/22	GingerLynn OHHH … Put Me In Coach [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]
11/10/22	ReelRisque Gator Baiter \| pics [STAR TAGS: Aidra Foxx, Michael Ninn]
11/9/22	ReelRisque Pop Goes the Whee Sell \| pics [STAR TAGS: Diamond Foxxx]
11/8/22	Cythereas Tone with the CyMaster [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/7/22	Come to find out, some companies do care enough about their story to do more than simply fade to black and roll credits after the last sex scene in the movie finishes. Granted, the fact that both Ela Darling and Missy Martinez both have on perfect makeup after a particularly rowdy romp could lead one to believe that they shot this part of the scene before the rather more sweaty portion took place, but thinking like that would require a cynicism we try to avoid around here. If you start thinking too critically when watching adult fare, you should probably just skip to the making a sandwich part anyway, we figure. Instead, we always appreciate the effort. [STAR TAGS: Ela Darling Video, Missy Martinez Video]
11/5/22	ReelRisque Lords of Controlled Chaos pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Audrey Lords Video]
11/4/22	247AdultStars Wet with the Best of Them [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
11/3/22	ReelRisque The Dressing Table \| pics [STAR TAGS: Kari, Michael Ninn]
11/2/22	All in all it seems like a bad idea to go around pissing off deities, even if they’re really new ones, and may not have that whole “zotting” thing down yet. That said, it turns out to be a really bad idea to irritate Those That Delegate Deities, like our own lovely (and ever-so-forgiving) D.Minion. In fact, our trespass turned out to be so egregious that you may not even notice the 80 pictures or the 10+ minute video of Shayla masturbating for some good friends. … Yeah, well. You might notice, come to think of it. … Some people pay a lot of attention, so there’s always a chance. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers]
11/1/22	GingerLynn Rockette and Her Pocket [STAR TAGS: Raven Rockette Video]

November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14	You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/28/14	Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]
11/27/14	Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]
11/21/14	Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]
11/19/14	Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]
11/16/14	You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]
11/14/14	Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]
11/11/14	Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]
11/7/14	Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]
11/4/14	We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
11/2/14	Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

February 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/14	Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video]
2/24/14	Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]
2/21/14	For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video]
2/19/14	You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]
2/17/14	An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video]
2/14/14	Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
2/10/14	Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video]
2/6/14	Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young]
2/3/14	You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

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Filed Under: Raven Rockette

Filed Under: Raven Rockette

A Hip (and other parts) off the Old Block

Beach Bum … as it were

Her Lovin’ Teddy, Bare | pics

Giving High Key Thanks | pics

Starting December Early (like every retail store since October)

A Miss & A Shoot

Fun Set Strip | pics

Whole Lotta Somethin’ Goin’ On

Garden of Feedin’

Dyanna Lauren – Nicki Hunter – Tara Lynn Foxx – Cher Adele – Allysin Wonderland – Samantha Rone

Good Cleaning Fun

OHHH … Put Me In Coach

Gator Baiter | pics

Pop Goes the Whee Sell | pics

Tone with the CyMaster

Lords of Controlled Chaos pics | vid

Wet with the Best of Them

The Dressing Table | pics

Rockette and Her Pocket

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