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February 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/14

Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video]

Kylie Ireland and Shayla LaVeaux
2/24/14

Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]

 

We Decided Everybody Wins!
2/21/14

For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video]

Not One of the Above-Mentioned Women, Oddly
2/19/14

You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Overall an Excellent Kristal Summers
2/17/14

An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video]

Dee Better Every Day
2/14/14

Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

jessica drake — Protector of Moths
2/10/14

Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video]

Safe and Sane Tiffany Mynx
2/6/14

Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young]

In Tents Concentration by D.Minion
2/3/14

You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Shayla

March 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/30/02

It’s truly awe-inspiring to see what a true professional can do. It doesn’t hurt if that professional happens to be beautiful and naked at the time either. In this “Risque” flashback, as it were, we spend Sixty Seconds with Shayla LaVeaux. We’re confident in assuming that you’ll be spending a little more time than that. Call it hunch …  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Sultry Shayla
3/27/02

We’re honestly a little afraid going into this one. D.Minion drops in with a nice little story about how Julia Ann fondled her at a strip club. Julia Ann Dances. Fine. No problem. Then we got to a story about buying a bunch of toilet paper and how that enabled D.Minion to convince women to get naked in the bathroom so she could take pictures. Basically, we’re just laying it out there: 96 Rolls?! takes us on a truly existential tangent. It can get weird around here. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Dee, Kristal Summers, Devinn Lane]

Julia Ann. New Wicked Girl.    Inari pauses to reflect.
3/26/02

Juli’s back with a peek at another Ashton View thriller. This time it’s the interracial orgy from Essentially Dee and it’s a dazzling display. These people were having fun. You can call it a love story between close friends Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola, Marc Anthony, and Julian St. Jox. Or you can call it what we do around here: “Whole Lotta Humpin’ Goin’ On” — and members get to see it. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Lola]

Lovebirds Dee and Juli
3/23/02

It’s apparently a day for learning and dastardly deeds around here. Poor Kristal’s only one person grossly taken advantage of, as circustance would have it. We learn about some hidden perils of being in the adult business in The Price of Fame. Fortunately Kristal’s another trooper, and she obviously had a good time with Georgia as you can tell from Georgia’s Full Moon. We even get to learn about what it’s like on a “box cover” shoot, as Inari’s Box Gets Shot. With all the learning going on around here, we hope somebody’s picking up something. Gee. Members get everything … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Georgia Adair, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Kristal Summers, pixelated.    Kristal Summers, fascinated (with Georgia Adair).    Inari Vachs. Fascinating an offscreen Kristal Summers.
3/20/02

Wendy’s making another appearance, this time in the obviously anticipated “ending” of the Chronicles of Nick Manning. That’s how you know sex is over, right? When the guy orgasms? We conclude with volumes seven, eight, and nine, and it was fascinating to see how much film and time they spent documenting male ejaculate. We’d look into the theories behind that, but quite frankly it sounds like way too much work. We’ll let some aspiring Ph.D candidate do it, and then we’ll just read the answer. Until then, enjoy the pictures.  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Everyone's all done. 
3/19/02

D.Minion dove right into this one. Devinn was producing her first show for her contract company Wicked Pictures, and Julia Ann was starring with her in what was her first XXX movie in over a year. Suffice it to say D.Minion was in heaven as Devinn and Julia Made it Beautiful/Nasty. We’re quite certain that D.Minion had her index finger in a cast after this shoot. We mean from taking all these pictures, naturally. Give yourself some time on this one, as you’ve 200+ images to peruse. And when you’re done, you’ll understand this thumbnail. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Charlie, Renee LaRue, Lola, Nakita Kash, Ariel, Adajja, Amber Michaels, D.Minion]

Art. You can tell because it's confusing.
DANG! We forgot our blatent plug to sell the movie. Buy it here, please.
3/18/02

Sometimes it’s hard to believe the things that happen to Deb. Really cool things. Like right now she’s off with Juli & Tiffany (from Night Calls for you novices) doing who-knows-what. Next week she’s flying off to Florida with Shayla LaVeaux. The other night she was relaxing in her apartment when Wendy Divine dropped in wearing very little and willing to wear even less. Maybe I’ll just let Deb tell you about it in “Social Intercourse.”  [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]

Wendy in Deb's apartment!
3/15/02

As long as we’re in the Inari Vachs vein, as it were, D.Minion takes time out to provide a public service announcement. In announcing the startling revelation that “Drugs are Bad, OK.” she tells tale of a wayward actor who had partaken perhaps too much of a good thing. More importantly she gives us lots more pictures of Inari with the added motto of “there’s no such thing as too many spread shots.” She’s learning, this one. You don’t even have to learn: You can just look … [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari, partially revealed. More to follow.
3/12/02

It turns out that Inari and Dee have Friends in Mo’ Places, and if you understand that reference … well … you probably still won’t understand the bizarre elocution that accompanies some wonderful pictures in this posting. We have omnipresence and afficianados; we have epiphanies and corollaries, and we have them in a porno site. Quite possibly we stand apart from the norm. We’re just not sure toward which direction. We have, however, decided to not worry about it and to send you off to the story.  [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Dee, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Dee and Inari, preparing to play.
3/8/02

It’s amazing how often the two sides of the office are coincidentally working on the same type of content around here. While Deb had “her people” working to get up her experiences on Night Calls, Juli had been pushing us to get her own site up to date too. Well, what we have here is a Night Calls marathon going on, and we’ve promised to keep it going until we’re current. Kristal’s working on the image editing work for the February shows, and now you can finally read about the December shows! Feel free to look at the pictures too, if you’re so inclined. Mostly we’ve figured out, it’s good to be Juli and she appears to spend a lot of time with her arms in the air. Fame is an odd animal it seems. It’s less odd than not being a member, however.  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Jessica Drake, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Dee, Juli Ashton, and Puppy. All cute.    Juli Ashton, cute and sexy.
3/7/02

Deb’s been hanging with Juli quite a bit lately – shopping – conventions – working out at the gym. She went along to Night Calls last Wednesday and had quite a good time. Duh! Who wouldn’t? There were several of Deb’s new friends there, too. Deb meets the nicest people – like sexy women who don’t mind taking off their clothes. It’s a great job. Anyway, here’s Deb’s take on Night Calls subject for the evening “First Date Sex.”  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kelsey Heart, Kaylynn]

Sexy Hollywood Juli!
3/5/02

Now that Kristal’s pursuing a new look, and a new friend to “look” at, Sweet Georgia, we thought we’d remind you all what the little darling looked like when she first came into the office. We’re all about potential around here, and it looks like we were right about Kristal. She’s turning out just fine in Changing Times … Wait until you see what’s next! [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Beautiful Kristal Summers.
3/1/02

While you’re waiting for the new chat software to load for Wendy’s chat, you might as well open up another window, and remind yourself that basically Becca’s a Babe! Then you’ll probably want a third window so you can actually purchase Basically Becca from us, as it’s Ashton View’s latest release, and it’s been almost a year to the day since Juli first sought to release it. It just wasn’t perfect in her mind, it seems. Personally, I think she just wanted to do Becca some more. So now you can have Juli AND Becca as Juli and Becca have each other, basically. You don’t have to be a member to buy the tape, but you do to see these special pictures …  [FEATURED TAGS: Becca]

Beautiful, babe Becca.
Go see our buddy Becca ...