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December 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/24 Julia Ann & Penny PaxIt seems obvious that a site such as ours would be excellent at ending the year with a bang. That kind of goes without saying. … However, when you can accomplish this In the Flesh all while weaving in some girlfriends, well, that takes a unique view of the world. We do try to share our unique view as much as possible, but to be clear, if you wish advice on how to change your life to include girlfriends — plural — with girlfriend — singular — well, we make no attempt to help with that. We do not even have an opinion as to the propriety of that quest, although it does sound like you might have some interesting resolutions coming up. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, Julia Ann Video, Penny Pax Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
12/29/24 Zoey PaigeMany of us have had experience with babysitters, whether performing the service or being in need of it in our own lives. Suffice it to say, however, that today’s feature movie, Couples Bang the Babysitter 9, does not reflect those circumstances with any particular sort of accuracy. That said, accurately portraying real-life situations does not exactly rank as the top priority in any kind of movie-making. In the adult kind of movies? Yeah, they never talk about that at all. So enjoy the fantasies as presented. That seems like a good rule in general for this world. So bon appétit, carpe diem … one of those happy foreign phrases. [STAR TAGS: Andy San Dimas Video, Dillion Harper Video, Brianna Brooks Video, Madison Chandler Video, Miss Dallas Video, Shay Fox Video, Charlee Chase Video, Zoey Paige Video ]
12/28/24 fake bilboardWith the year coming to an end — and most of us wondering how that possibly could have happened — thoughts turn seriously to Las Vegas and our annual pilgrimage to the AEE with AVN. True, some of us, when thinking of Las Vegas could still be consumed with how the Raiders could have done such a completely stupid thing like winning a game and blowing up their next draft position, but as we explain (all too patiently, mind you), the people with jobs this year would like to have them next year, so they don’t give a whit about draft position. All in all, it will be way more fun to think about putting The Erotic Heritage Museum into your plans for this visit. Everyone knows the Raiders have been breaking hearts since 1984. [STAR TAGS: Las Vegas Erotic Museum, Michael Ninn]
12/27/24 Celeste StarToday happens to be the anniversary of Shayla’s birth, which means she gets beaucoup presents in December — presuming people do not get lazy and do the dreaded “combined” approach. Well, we got Shayla the best present ever with the Inside Story with a subtle suggestion as to location when she finds her next potential lesbian playmate. So that’s handy, right? Honestly, we had one better gift idea, but every time we suggest that one, Shayla always says, “Yeah, no… Thank you.” … At least she’s polite when she rejects us. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Linsey McKenzie Video]
12/25/24 Charlie Laine

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Seek And Ye Shall…

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12/24/24 Taylor Hayes

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Commune Comingling

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12/22/24 AnaisHonestly, even the people that have been here forever — since, like, before some of the modern crew were even born, literally — even they cannot remember every single little detail about what was happening in the world on a specific day when we run across an old post and ask them. Sometimes they have no idea — which much of the younger crew finds annoying, literally and honestly. It does remain clear that we always like to brighten the moods of distant friends, though, so that’s what we’ll do today, even though what happens to Aaron Rodgers no longer makes them sad. Honestly, it mostly makes them giggle (literally). [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kristal Summers, Anais Exclusive Video, Sandee Westgate Video, Michelle Lay Video] 
12/21/24 Happy HolidaysNot very many sites have been around long enough to be able to pull up a Christmas celebration from 25 years ago. Even fewer sites would be able to blast a classic lyrics remix with the opening line, “Mamas don’t let your babies grow up to be Porn Stars.” Yet here we sit, merry and content as ever, reality be damned. Considering how much faith many people seem to have in the belief that suddenly everything will be better on January, 21st next year, probably everyone could benefit from a little kind reflection. Just remember: Almost nothing actually ends the world, nor does it suddenly improve mightily. For the record, clearly we have pretty much always been this wacky. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Devinn Lane, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Dee, Lulu Chu, Savvy Sux]
12/19/24 Audrey Hollander

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Catherine FEMs Fini. DM Supine.

[STAR TAGS : Audrey Hollander Video, Justine Joli Video, Michael Ninn]

12/17/24 Shayla LaVeaux

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A Seat at the Bar

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/16/24 Kayla CarreraAfter a good bit of scientific analysis and careful consideration, we have come to a possibly controversial conclusion. Feel free to disagree, but we’re convinced that adult movies may employ some slightly unrealistic plot devices. … Really. While the concept of Housewife Hookers may in reality exist out there in the real world, we’re not sure that the scenario depicted in the scene today accurately reflects the reality of such a situation. Of course we could be totally wrong. As far as we knew, the housewife was an extinct species, at least in American life. [STAR TAGS: Kayla Carrera Video]
12/15/24 Nikki Daniels

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Adessa Winters – Cameron Canela – Jada Fire – Savana Ginger – Alia Janine – Nikki Daniels

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/14/24 Justine Joli, Audrey HollanderWe have learned a few things over the decades here at Risqué, of this we remain certain. For example, everyone tends to enjoy stories about Justine Joli and Audrey Hollander. That makes sense. People also seem to enjoy a sort of inside scoop, out of the public eye, sorts of tales about famous rock guitarists, even if he had not met either Justine or Audrey at the point where this story takes place. Consequently, we feel comfortable in telling you that you will likely enjoy Ninn Recovered today, no matter which part of the story catches your attention first. And if not, well, you can always look at the pretty pictures. Who hates that? [STAR TAGS : Audrey Hollander Video, Justine Joli Video, Michael Ninn]
12/13/24 Kylie Ireland

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McKylie & McBeth … and The Backstage Bootleg

[STAR TAGS: 2013 Sex Awards, Kylie Ireland, Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Devinn Lane, Inari Vachs]

12/11/24 Shayla on PhoenixYou know how comfortable old friends can be? When they happen to look like Shayla LaVeaux, and they happen to have Shayla’s decided openness about nudity in general, well, they make darn good house guests too. Of course Shayla happens to be much more than a pretty face, and she has some dandy ideas about excellent travel arrangements, as we learn today. She’s even gotten into the spirit of our liaison with our British bud Maverick, although we’d be willing to bet she’s going to win the flirting contest with pretty much anyone named “Lexi” that you’re likely to run across. As long as we get to watch, though, we don’t really care who wins. (Hey, sorry about that Mav.) [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Phoenix Ray]
12/10/24 Shayla LaVeaux

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Eclectic Endeavors

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12/9/24 Shayla LaVeauxLet’s say you’d really enjoy a job where all you have to do all day long boils down to taking pictures of Shayla LaVeaux naked. In that case odds seem good that you’d feel like you have a pretty darned good job. It would also mean, of course, that you have D.Minion’s job, and if you’re curious — at least the way she explains it … you’ll have to pry the job out of her cold, dead, fingers. Of course that would be another issue altogether. Still it always makes us happy when we can work a Constitutional allegory into an adult web site introduction, and let’s face it, a naked Shayla LaVeaux pretty much makes everybody happy. And if you still have doubts about whether or not you’d like to brave the day with Shayla, we might mention that the title of this particular entry ended up being “Shayla Looking (and Licking) Strong” — if that helps. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
12/8/24 Victoria ZdrokWhen you have been a fan of a professional sports team for a very long time, and during the vast majority of that time your team has consistently been at the top of the standings, sitting pretty as the playoffs approach, well, it can be slightly discombobulating when suddenly you find your team working hard simply to stay relevant. Let’s face it, whatever “combobulated” means, we’d probably all rather be that. Consequently, we strive to help our friends who find themselves in this situation, put there by a formerly laughing-stock team, no less. Fear not, for you may follow merrily along as we lead him TO temptation. [STAR TAGS: Linn Thomas Video, Victoria Zdrok Video, Natalia Forrest Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]
12/7/24 Happy WomanThis date can be a complicated one on which to post an update on a site which distinctly eschews serious talk as a matter of practice — even as it does not when it comes to the use of serious words. It becomes particularly difficult when one of the original Risqué Management members has a birthday on this day, so we might want to celebrate that at the same time wishing to provide proper reverence for the significance this date plays in the course of human history. Some lines exist as simply too fine to split, though, so we do our best to honor both things, albeit in completely different ways. We do not always do the appropriate thing around here, but even we have some standards. [STAR TAGS: Chasey Lain, Justine Joli, Sarah Blake, Alexandra Silk Video, TJ Hart Video, Kate Frost Video, Summer Storm Video]
12/6/24 Linsey McKenzieEverybody likes to get the inside story. And everybody sane likes diners. Now not quite everybody might like diners full of employees who moonlight as adult movie stars, but the cross-section of people who do like that idea will certainly like these particular diners a lot. So you take one of these “special diners” and set about combining it with a show actually titled Inside Story, and you have the makings of something quite interesting. Turns out the makings at this specific establishment managed quite a tasty treat as our story begins. [STAR TAGS: Linsey McKenzie Video, Yurizan Beltran Video, Isis Love Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krissy Lynn Video]
12/5/24 Syren Sexton

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Intimate Christmas Wishes with Syren & Chantelle

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12/4/24 Dee

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In Dee Scent: Knit One Whirl Two

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12/3/24 Shayla LaVeaux

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A Beach of a Thing

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12/2/24 BeccaIf you give us a “B” for Becca, then give us a “T” for Tennessee, and then combine those two things, you might have some idea of the joy of discovery we felt when meeting a nice Southern Belle and her Beau on the beaches of Jamaica. … Then again, when Becca invited us to her home, we felt joy on an entirely different level. Nudity abounds on some beaches in Jamaica, and that can be darned fun when you travel with Playboy TV, but you know what you cannot find? Those beaches don’t have a single outlet into which you might plug your Sybian. [STAR TAGS: Becca Video]
12/1/24 Sasha Heart and Georgia Jones

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Trouble in Paradise pics | vid

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February 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/28/14

Our Head Writer ends her trilogy we call “Oui the People at AEE 2014” today, although for now she has resisted a growing movement suggesting she change her name from “D.Minion” to “B.Moaning” after reading her assessment of the younger adults targeting in the annual AVN convention. Fittingly we conclude with one of those Could be Hall of Fame performers, risqué favorite Tori Black. Tori may have been underrepresented at this year’s show, but she sure makes all of us want to buy a house with a pool. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kylie Ireland, Tori Black Video]

Kylie Ireland and Shayla LaVeaux
2/24/14

Well, the Winter Olympics have now concluded leaving behind a few ecstatic individuals and the entire U.S. Figure Skating and Men’s Hockey teams wondering what the heck just happened. Bronco fans know how they feel, and being the helpful sort, a few of them put together a consideration of this year’s Best New Starlet contenders, most of whom also know exactly how many of us feel right now. They look a heck of a lot better feeling that way than we do, though. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Melody Jordan, Jodi Taylor, Raven Rockette, Casey Calvert, AJ Applegate, Cindy Starfall, Kennedy Leigh, Rikki Six, Jessa Rhodes, Lacy Rose Video]

 

We Decided Everybody Wins!
2/21/14

For a moment there we began to wonder if the leaders of the U.S. Olympic Women’s Hockey Team had been replaced by members of the Denver Broncos coaching staff. Then we realized that the women actually kept the championship game very close, so that couldn’t have been the problem. We will say that as Part II of D.Minion’s Convention Überview, though, we make it pretty easy to forget all about the Bronco coaches. Video featuring Celeste Star, Charlie Lain, Carli Banks, and Nevaeh make that quite possible. Throw in a little “Countrified Shayla LaVeaux” and you’ll be hyperventilating for an entirely different reason than silly old football players. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2014, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Shy Love, Celeste Star Video, Charlie Lain Video, Nevaeh Video, Carli Banks Video]

Not One of the Above-Mentioned Women, Oddly
2/19/14

You can spend your time considering various arguments on the merits of the Winter Olympics today. Or you can spend your time thanking Kirk for this impromptu Kristal Summers coverage — or more accurately uncoverage, technically. Of course that may not even be a real word, but you honestly won’t care in just a little bit. Call it a hunch. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video]

Overall an Excellent Kristal Summers
2/17/14

An old adage can be very helpful. If it does not exactly help you understand a situation more clearly, at least it gives you a quick way to hide your ignorance of accurate details. Sometimes, however, they just don’t seem to apply — Age before beauty, for example. … What if you have both? What if you have always had both? Fortunately on Dee’s birthday we avoid odd questions like this and simply celebrate her. Simple is good, and Dee is excellent! [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Adaja Video]

Dee Better Every Day
2/14/14

Top vote-getters amongst the staff for most romantic song to play for a loved one today tied between Wind Beneath My Wings and I Will Always Love You, although we did have someone choose AC/DC’s You Shook Me All Night Long, so there’s that. At least this goes to show that we maintain our unique way of looking at things, a stance evidenced by the first of D.Minion’s AEE reports. She calls the three-part series Gestalt Vault this time around, mostly because she did not find “Cryptic Triptych” nearly as funny as some of us did. Hey, we like Dolly Parton songs; clearly we can’t be trusted as any sort of barometer of normalcy. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2014, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Celeste Star, Tori Black, Charmane Star, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

jessica drake — Protector of Moths
2/10/14

Apparently some people take figure skating very seriously. So when you offer an innocent commentary on the current Olympic team, some people can get quite irritated, and claim we’re being mean. … Hey, it’s not our fault that one of them looks like she took her makeup clues from Tim Curry’s character in The Rocky Horror Picture Show, and another one bears an eery resemblance to the human version of a hammerhead shark. They’re probably both kind, loving, wonderful people. But facts are facts, just like the hundredth of a second that can mean the difference between being remembered in the history books and being remembered only at your mom’s house. All in all, we decided Tiffany Mynx has a lot going for her, and she’s not in the least bit controversial. We will likely remember her for a very long time. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Tiffany Mynx Video]

Safe and Sane Tiffany Mynx
2/6/14

Home, Home on the Range would be a lot more interesting if everyone could take Madison Chandler along for the ride. Covered Wagon. Mercedes. Whatever … Some people just make the journey a lot more enjoyable. When D.Minion talks about it, naturally, it can get a little weird, to go along with the enjoyable part, but who wants a boring path anyway? Besides who can avoid laughing with a belle from North Carolina tries to communicate with a chap from England? Giddyup! [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler Exclusive Video, Nikki Lee Young]

In Tents Concentration by D.Minion
2/3/14

You ever have one of those weekends where you simply cannot remember a darned thing? Well, we have decided to classify this past one in just such a fashion. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. We do have Shayla coming out of — or technically going into — the closet to help distract us, though. Some things you just don’t want to remember. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

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April 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/29/13 How many adult web sites can you think of that spend any time at all talking about the weather? Well, this one does, but in all honesty we have historically shunned any attempts to find out if people ever question our sanity. Seriously, what good can ever come of a question like that? At best you learn what you already know, and at worst … well, let’s just get on with our weather forecast with Keri Windsor, shall we? … Beats the heck out of some graphical map with a bunch of “Ls” and “Hs” all over it. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Keri Windsor Video]
Good Forecast
4/25/13 Apparently the NFL Draft begins tonight, with all sort of people simply thrilled beyond belief that they will have something new to talk about in a sport that will not even see competitive action for another five months or so. Of course these same people have been spending time listening to a radio station where people call in and ask what might hypothetically happen if any number of a lengthy string of variables turn out in one precise way. So there’s that. … All in all, the whole Ménage à Trois competition seems easier to understand, so we mainly consider that instead. [STAR TAGS: Meghan Sweet, Hanna Reilly, Jenna Jameson Video, Eva Tiffany Video]
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4/21/13 April 22nd — a fine day in many regards — also happens to celebrate Earth Day once again, so we should be fruitful and multiply, or multiply some fruit trees, or conifers or something. You should probably not try to be overly fruitful with conifers in private, however, as that sounds like it might hurt. In our Risqué Business efforts to contribute to a Green Earth, we have thoughtfully provided some soothing activities for afterwards courtesy of Shayla LaVeaux and Wendy Divine, actually. Heck, you probably won’t even have time to look up the word deciduous. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
Divine Relaxation Methods
4/20/13 Helen Keller said, “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched – they must be felt with the heart.’ … With all due respect to the wonderful contributions to the world made by Ms. Keller, it still seems like it might be better to be able to see TJ Hart and Randy Spears today. Seriously, “heartfelt” takes on a whole new dimension. In the vein (speaking of hearts, and all), we would like to publicly thank Kylie Ireland for her ever-unique contributions to our little group. Also, we would like to apologize for our pundit influence on her team. … Um … Oops. [STAR TAGS: TJ Hart Video]
Shot through the hear, and we're to blame.
4/15/13 It would seem appropriate on this particular date in America to offer up some decidedly non-taxable benefits for our members. We even go so far as to tip our hats to the Living Art of Cytherea — happily without needing to declare those tips, per se. We fully intended to work the U.K. taxation system into this introduction as well until we realized that even as a group we understand their methodology even less than we understand our own. We did come up with a question, however: If you decide to masturbate in the “Loo,” does that make you Looney? [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, 247AdultStars.com]
Shayla LaVeaux
4/9/13 Protracted political observations highlight our insights today, certainly destined to keep you awake at night trying to reconcile centuries-old principles with policy for a modern and progressive America. Or you might prefer to look at the fun photos Kristal Summers sends in from her cell phone, or even watch Kristal and Shayla in nude preparation for — well, predictable — future interaction. We of course think you should spend valuable time thinking about contemporary political issues, but have provided handy-dandy icons to skip over those wordy parts — just in case. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
Kristal Showing Both Sides.
4/6/13 We had a deeply thought-provoking and erudite (at least in a music history sense) introduction ready today, involving legends Tina Turner and Rod Stewart pairing for a grand display. Then someone (We will not mention who, but it rhymes with C.Minion) pointed out that Donny and Marie also sang It Takes Two. Basically that killed the whole idea. One can in fact know too much music history as it turns out. You will have to fill in your own intro for “What’s in Two Names?” Sorry about that. [STAR TAGS: Madison Chandler, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video]
Lee Stone and Jeanie Marie
4/1/13 Somewhere along the line we all learned that “fools rush in where brave men fear to tread.” Of course none of us really “tread” all that much anymore, preferring to mosey, chill, blend, or some other term you have to be freshly out of your teens to even know. Those with skills born of long experience among us may even saunter, but nobody treads. Of course by the time you may be reading this, we have no idea what the current expression for “hanging out” will be, but you should be doing that as you read some righteous news today. Groovy. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Sunny Leone, Julie Cash, Kylie Ireland Video, Julia Ann Video, Michael Ninn]
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