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February 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/24	Most of us learn that you can always tell when it will be a leap year because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Most of us also learn to take advantage of this extra day but doing something completely captivating and out of the norm — because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Hey, it gets to be the end of February, and we’re already sick of all the political gloom and doom on every channel. This year, though, we remind ourselves that We’ll Always Have Paris. … Hey, that’s catchy. We should write that down and put it in a movie or something. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
2/28/24	247AdultStars Runnin’ with the ETO [STAR TAGS: Erotic Trade Show, 2008, 247AdultStars.com]
2/26/24	Using a “sensei” to guide you in advanced training has been a custom for thousands of years. Using a “Sensi” to guide you in the nuance (and wetness, let’s be honest) in the way of sapphic love would be a much newer tradition. … Full disclosure now, even our oldest leaders have not really been around for thousands of years, but they read a lot, so we’re confident in our characterization of the situation. Also, we have no real data on the use of Sensi in the manner put forth in this latest New Girls on the Block installment, but having seen the results now, we can say with certainty that even if it has not become tradition, per se, it definitely should become one. [STAR TAGS: Sensi Pearl Video, Anna Skye Video]
2/25/24	For reason that will be come clear — or at least explained more elaborately — inside, our Dee Fest Celebration concludes with a replay of a never-before-seen camshow. … OK. So technically a couple thousand people saw it when it we originally broadcast it, but they probably do not remember it all that well, even if they’re still members (in which case THANK YOU VERY MUCH, btw). And just to explain those numbers a bit, remember this was was way before broadband was a thing everywhere, and it took some sophisticated and expensive equipment to even capture and send the signal so that people could watch it. Come to think of it, OnlyFans probably owes us a royalty. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Codi Milo]
2/23/24	We have begun the process in earnest of sorting through all the various “media” from the recent Vegas trip for the AEE, and in the process we got to talking about friends that do not make the journey anymore. There are various reasons for this decision, but we have decided it basically comes down to these people now being sad excuses for humans who have decided that being dull and sedate beats living life with the cool kids. Could be other reasons, but we’re satisfied with that one. This did give us a reason to show off what we did previously when overwhelmed with hard drives after a trip, though. You’ll need to imagine the Super Bowl part, though. It appears we were more organized back then. Darned COVID beat the heck out of the work force, did it not? … By the way, those Super Bowl spots were up to over $230,000/second this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
2/22/24	ReelRisque Belle of the Ball (literally) \| pics [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle]
2/21/24	As one might expect, the Dee festivities recently spawned a swell of, basically, swell Dee emotions, as a collection of “enhanced” Dee enthusiasts in the Risqué office undertook a quite fun — any often hysterical — trip down Dee Memory Lane for a few hours. Seeing as how we never like to waste effort around here, we naturally decided to share the experience with all the members. We should note that if you with to enjoy the complete experience, you will need to provide your own tequila, but rest assured that would be an optional ingredient for today’s festivities. We also learned another thing: This office should most definitely never, ever consider microdosing as a work supplement. That could get dangerous. [STAR TAGS: Dee]
2/19/24	247AdultStars To Kaz B, or Not To Kaz B [STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
2/18/24	GingerLynn Miley May – Jayden Lee – Amber Ashlee – Melissa Jacobs – Victoria White – Ava Green … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/17/24	Dee has a birthday today, so we celebrate. That would be a given. Technically, of course, Dee has a birthday on this day every year — a trend we hope continues for at least decades more, by the way — and we celebrate every one of them. Dee always had a special way with the newer Risqué Management members, you see, and the “Simple Rules” post from yesterday reminded us of her in some ways. Then the very next day was her birthday, so that worked out well. To be clear, her relationship with the newbies tended to be less “Mama Bear” and more “Upper-Class Sorority Sister Bear” when it came to the more personal interactions. Oddly enough that always worked out almost as well as her birthday celebrations, which tend toward the spectacular, to be clear. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Audio, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Audio, Adajja Video, Rayveness, Sydnee Steel, Crystal Knight Ashley Renee, Annah Marie, Liza Harper]
2/16/24	One might think that if everything came with rules — better yet, Simple Rules — it would be a lot easier for everyone to get along in life. Then again, that would be ignoring what seems to be a biological imperative in many of us to simply ignore the rules, precisely because they are rules. (It may not surprise you to learn that this industry does not historically fill with a bunch of mainstream thinkers.) … Of course even people that want to follow rules tend to get their instruction from different sources who almost absolutely define the “facts” quite differently. All in all, it might be best to just think about banging and leave it at that. (We mean the fun adult kind, not the criminal gang kind. See how easy things can get twisted?) [STAR TAGS: Tia Tanaka Video, Aubrey Addams Video, Addison Rose Video, Adriana Faust Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video]
2/15/24	ReelRisque Dance Like Everybody’s Watching \| pics [STAR TAGS: Rayveness]
2/14/24	Long-time members to any of the Risqué Commune sites well understand how we employ a sort of Professional Meandering kind of approach to the chaos that can be our lives. Paths wander back and forth between the different sites, and indeed it can take literally years for a complete story to come together — oddly not usually the goal in this kind of work. On the Manufactured Day of Love this year, though, we thought we’d try to wrap up a few things with Anais and Dee that we never quite got around to before now. Hey, we’re sort of in the manufactured love business if you think about it. We love this holiday. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Anais Exclusive Video]
2/13/24	ReelRisque Smile, You’ve Got Anal! \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan]
2/12/24	ReelRisque Young and (Causing) Hungry \| pics [STAR TAGS : Capri Anderson]
2/11/24	ReelRisque Halftime Hiatus \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss]
2/10/24	ReelRisque Key Expertise pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jelena Jensen Video]
2/9/24	Fine lines can separate a lot of things in life. The transition between “life of the party” and “annoying drunk” can happen very quickly, for example. A “good friend” on the scale can tip to “despicable idiot” over a single issue, generally political or sexual, but a lone issue regardless. Such as perhaps been the case as our look into Scandalous reaches conclusion today. Such a state can easily drop over to “embarrassing fool” depending upon one’s perspective, but we have perhaps reached an objective conclusion on this one little fine line in life. If you include Jassie and her friends in your analysis, everything should work out fine. [STAR TAGS: Luccia Video]
2/8/24	Cythereas Cytherea’s Launch Tripod [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
2/7/24	ReelRisque Yellow … We Won’t Go \| pics [STAR TAGS: Adriana Faust]
2/6/24	Despite occasional appearances to the contrary, we really do tend to have a plan around here. Not to say that one of our foremost tenets has pretty much been, “Always be open to changing the plan at the very last second.” … Let’s face it: This industry has not thrived on staid, pedantic approach, and a refusal to look outside the box (so to speak). Consequently, you can be certain we have a plan as we roll out this somewhat odd Dee on KSEX with Anais recollection. … Hey, yesterday we learned that Good Housekeeping has a “Best Vibrators” list now. We’ve come a long way since S&H Green Stamps. Certainly not all of that could have been in anyone’s initial plan. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video]
2/5/24	A lot of things that thrill us growing up can really lose their luster as we age. Some things never fail to excite, though, no matter how much we “mature” in our world view — and we’re not even talking about Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (although one would certainly include that in this category, perhaps adding Karamel Sutra as we get older and wiser). Simply put, there can be very little as exciting as hearing about New Girls on the Block, and thus we continue our (obviously scientific) analysis of this Filly adventure. [STAR TAGS: Cassandra Nix Video, Lilly Evans Video]
2/4/24	ReelRisque It’s Got to be Hue \| pics [STAR TAGS: Addison Rose]
2/3/24	Sometimes a Risqué “TOC” — short for Table of Contents — simply merits a single line introduction here in New Stuff because simply the name of the show efficiently describes this full movie replay in our Commune. Other times, however, we take a moment to point out something that may not be entirely evident in the mere title. This second kind of event would be the case with POV Auditions today, in fact. You might get the “pretend to be shy or surprised before you become voraciously willing” part of the schtick, but you would not necessarily be aware of the quite stunning collection of talent they put together for this show. Of course, now you are. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Tilden Video, Madison Ivy Video, Amber Swift Video, Capri Cavanni Video, Allie Haze Video]
2/2/24	ReelRisque Dancer Dalliance pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Jasmine Black Video, Stacey Saran Video]
2/1/24	As Hannibal Smith taught us well in the 1980s, we all love it when a plan comes together. Around here, though, we have been able to expand upon that old theme through a combination of skill, dedicated effort, and a very large percentage of pure serendipity. Now we really love it when a plan accidentally comes together. As it turns out, the remaster of “Cole-Hearted Thriller” coincides perfectly with running into Jayden Cole (all too briefly) at the Vegas convention, and it even includes a convention component of its own. Of course Jayden posing and being generally joyful in stills and video will probably distract everyone from the more mundane calendar coordination. We understand. That happens with Jayden. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Cytherea, Jayden Cole Exclusive Video]

December 2009 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/09	Did you know that the term “Blue Moon” technically refers to the second full moon in a given calendar month? Now that pretty much sums up the educational value from a purely scientific perspective, but Maverick chose this last day of 2009 to celebrate his continuing love of breasts (which happens a lot more often than once in a blue moon, as you might know). Given close inspection here, we’re all perfectly prepared to defend the position that Syren Sexton has two characteristics relevant to this discussion that could give one a reminder of full moons, though, and there are, by definition then, two of them in a calendar month, so maybe this all closes out the year quite nicely. Isn’t science fun? [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Syren Sexton Video, Exclusive Video]
12/29/09	Having given it careful consideration, it seemed prudent to finish talking about one convention before we start the next convention in about a week. We should admit, perhaps, that D.Minion happened to be the big proponent of this approach, concerned as she remains with tidiness when it comes to all things porn. Now the fact that we happened to be behind on her Erotica LA coverage probably had nothing to do with that (rather firm, if you want to know the truth) decision. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles, Julia Ann, Jessica Drake, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Christy Canyon, Nicki Hunter, Kirsten Price, Kaylani Lei, Exclusive Video]
12/25/09	If you’re one of those people that think Christmas has become way too commercialized and has thus lost the quaint, family-oriented (if not distinctly religious), meaning behind the holiday … Or if you’re one of those people that think Jesus was just a prophet, and not the Son of God, anyway … Or if you’re one of those people that think that regardless of any of that, h/He was actually born in the summer and hundreds of years later some folks “changed” his birthday to coincide with a distinctly Pagan Celebration surrounding the Winter Solstice … Well, gee, we hope you get all those tough issues figured out so you can be happy again. For our part we’re going to simply wish you all Happy Holidays! And then we’re going to sit peacefully and drink some eggnog. Odds are good there’ll be rum in that eggnog come tonight, actually. [FEATURED TAGS: Taylor Hayes Video]
12/24/09	Elected officials in Washington claim to be giving us all a “gift” this holiday season, and if that’s not enough to terrify any sane U.S. Citizen, then we don’t know what might be. That said, Health Care Reform really does hold an important place in the evolution of any society wishing to grow, and we consider all the grousing about special consideration given to one state simply out of place in reality. We questioned every single person we could get to talk to us over the last few days, and not a single one of them said they would be unwilling to pay not to have to live in Nebraska. … While you mull that little fact over, it seemed an excellent time to hear Holiday Greetings from our British friend – and his friend. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Syren Sexton Video, Exclusive Video]
12/23/09	We could make polite conversation about the weather, because it seems that the entire country finds itself suffering from a cold spell. Living in Southern California, of course, we need to be careful about that sort of thing, because people here wear hooded sweatshirts and gloves when the temperatures drop below a frigid 60 degrees. Instead, we decided we’d distract everyone with the decidedly not frigid inspection of Kristal Summers and Dee. This ought to jump the room temperature at least 40 or 50 Fahrenheit points we figure, thus giving people in the rest of the country some solace. At least you folks won’t need to turn on the air conditioner. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kristal Summers]
12/20/09	How many adult entertainment sites can you think of that occasionally make copious use of footnotes in their articles? Maybe most of them have a sufficiently narrow focus that makes the use of a literary “aside” unnecessary, but a broader perspective (pardon the pun, if you’re old enough to understand it) honestly does make life more enjoyable. Along with our trademark dual-color font approach to industry reporting, we’ve figured out that we have over the years developed quite a few ways to convey said literary aside. … We don’t mind rambling so much as confusing rambling. You need to keep that distinction in mind in life as you meet various entertaining people – or simply strange ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Chasey Lain Video]
12/16/09	So we’re on set with Ron Jeremy on Monday and he lets everyone know that from now on we should not be calling Tiger Woods a Tiger, since he’s clearly a Cheetah. (For what it’s worth, Ron specifically denied responsibility for the joke, maybe because that’s fair, or maybe because Ron specializes in making audiences groan yet another way these days.) … At any rate, you’ll probably be happy to know that we decided to focus on Chasey Lain today, rather than Mr. Jeremy, although we did manage to tuck in a brief discussion of humor as an art form, and even a little more Tiger, er Cheetah, Woods. Whatever.
12/11/09	We’re gearing up (and wardrobing up, if you want to get technical about it) for the upcoming round of “Parties Disguised as a Convention” in Las Vegas next month with a little exclusive retrospective on how Kristal Summers and Dee chose to “relax” at an earlier similar event. We’re also unveiling yet another update to the navigational system in the Members’ Area, just so you know. Will it make it much easier to get around and much less cluttered while you’re trying to do so? The Geeks here say that it will. Will it encourage you to take advantage of the now decade-plus volume of archival wonderfulness at the Risqué Commune? The Geeks here say that it will. … Will it make us seem any less bizarre than you may have considered us before? Absolutely not. [FEATURED TAGS: Chasey Lain Video, Daisy Marie Video, Isabella Sky Video]
12/7/09	Virtually a decade to the day since delineating our desires, we deploy the First Official Members’ Search Engine across the Risqué Commune. … We decided that December 7th might be the ironically perfect day to launch such a venture, in celebration of Chasey Lain’s birthday, an early risqué client, of course, and certainly not because of that other December 7th reason. Honestly we’re hoping that bit of historic misery does not portend anything at all in our circumstance. We’re a tad intrepid about this whole thing, as it turns out, as the effort could have the impact of foisting our foibles to the forefront. Suddenly it has become amazingly easy to uncover heretofore obscure links to very old stories, and it remains to be seen whether or not that constitutes a good thing. At least we’re left with our alliteration. We can always grimace eloquently. [FEATURED TAGS: Jelena Jensen Video, Charlie Laine Video, Jesse Jane Video, Andie Valentino Video, Kirsten Price Video]
12/5/09	Presumably one can become desensitized to anything. If you can believe detective novels, law enforcement officers begin to simply accept how bad human beings can be toward each other. An Emergency Medical Technician must develop some ability to accept the gore they might see as a regular part of life, and just get on with their jobs. Even lawyers eventually learn to accept one another. It seems to happen, after all. Similarly, in the sex business, our threshold for outrageous behavior must by definition expand as we go along. D.Minion focuses on this concept in her on-the-set report today, or maybe we’re just reading too much into it. Shock can do that to a person. [FEATURED TAGS: Tyla Wynn, Roxetta, Venus, Nicki Hunter, Michael Ninn]
12/2/09	As it turns out, we can really antagonize some people without even meaning to. Apparently the admittedly subjective opinion of our leader here on the topic of porn star management has reminded some industry people that they do in fact know how to read. Well, good for them, we say. Reading is important. And while we’re compiling the list of things we might wish to pursue in this suddenly intriguing vein, we did ask the aforementioned leader if he wished to apologize to those affronted by the comments in the last post. “Sure,” he said, “tell them I’m sorry they got so offended.” (We really can’t make these things up.) [FEATURED TAGS: Jenna Haze Video, Sasha Grey Video]