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February 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/24 Dee, Nobody Special, Inari VachsMost of us learn that you can always tell when it will be a leap year because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Most of us also learn to take advantage of this extra day but doing something completely captivating and out of the norm — because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Hey, it gets to be the end of February, and we’re already sick of all the political gloom and doom on every channel. This year, though, we remind ourselves that We’ll Always Have Paris. … Hey, that’s catchy. We should write that down and put it in a movie or something. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
2/28/24 ETO Flags

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Runnin’ with the ETO

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2/26/24 Anna and SensiUsing a “sensei” to guide you in advanced training has been a custom for thousands of years. Using a “Sensi” to guide you in the nuance (and wetness, let’s be honest) in the way of sapphic love would be a much newer tradition. … Full disclosure now, even our oldest leaders have not really been around for thousands of years, but they read a lot, so we’re confident in our characterization of the situation. Also, we have no real data on the use of Sensi in the manner put forth in this latest New Girls on the Block installment, but having seen the results now, we can say with certainty that even if it has not become tradition, per se, it definitely should become one. [STAR TAGS: Sensi Pearl Video, Anna Skye Video]
2/25/24 DeeFor reason that will be come clear — or at least explained more elaborately — inside, our Dee Fest Celebration concludes with a replay of a never-before-seen camshow. … OK. So technically a couple thousand people saw it when it we originally broadcast it, but they probably do not remember it all that well, even if they’re still members (in which case THANK YOU VERY MUCH, btw). And just to explain those numbers a bit, remember this was was way before broadband was a thing everywhere, and it took some sophisticated and expensive equipment to even capture and send the signal so that people could watch it. Come to think of it, OnlyFans probably owes us a royalty. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Codi Milo]
2/23/24 jessica drakeWe have begun the process in earnest of sorting through all the various “media” from the recent Vegas trip for the AEE, and in the process we got to talking about friends that do not make the journey anymore. There are various reasons for this decision, but we have decided it basically comes down to these people now being sad excuses for humans who have decided that being dull and sedate beats living life with the cool kids. Could be other reasons, but we’re satisfied with that one. This did give us a reason to show off what we did previously when overwhelmed with hard drives after a trip, though. You’ll need to imagine the Super Bowl part, though. It appears we were more organized back then. Darned COVID beat the heck out of the work force, did it not? … By the way, those Super Bowl spots were up to over $230,000/second this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
2/22/24 Lexi Belle

ReelRisque

Belle of the Ball (literally) | pics

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2/21/24 Dee and CakeAs one might expect, the Dee festivities recently spawned a swell of, basically, swell Dee emotions, as a collection of “enhanced” Dee enthusiasts in the Risqué office undertook a quite fun — any often hysterical — trip down Dee Memory Lane for a few hours. Seeing as how we never like to waste effort around here, we naturally decided to share the experience with all the members. We should note that if you with to enjoy the complete experience, you will need to provide your own tequila, but rest assured that would be an optional ingredient for today’s festivities. We also learned another thing: This office should most definitely never, ever consider microdosing as a work supplement. That could get dangerous. [STAR TAGS: Dee]
2/19/24 Kaz B and Kitty

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To Kaz B, or Not To Kaz B

[STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/18/24 Amber Ashlee

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Miley May – Jayden Lee – Amber Ashlee – Melissa Jacobs – Victoria White – Ava Green

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/17/24 DeeDee has a birthday today, so we celebrate. That would be a given. Technically, of course, Dee has a birthday on this day every year — a trend we hope continues for at least decades more, by the way — and we celebrate every one of them. Dee always had a special way with the newer Risqué Management members, you see, and the “Simple Rules” post from yesterday reminded us of her in some ways. Then the very next day was her birthday, so that worked out well. To be clear, her relationship with the newbies tended to be less “Mama Bear” and more “Upper-Class Sorority Sister Bear” when it came to the more personal interactions. Oddly enough that always worked out almost as well as her birthday celebrations, which tend toward the spectacular, to be clear. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Audio, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Audio, Adajja Video, Rayveness, Sydnee Steel, Crystal Knight Ashley Renee, Annah Marie, Liza Harper]
2/16/24 Jeanie Marie SullivanOne might think that if everything came with rules — better yet, Simple Rules — it would be a lot easier for everyone to get along in life. Then again, that would be ignoring what seems to be a biological imperative in many of us to simply ignore the rules, precisely because they are rules. (It may not surprise you to learn that this industry does not historically fill with a bunch of mainstream thinkers.) … Of course even people that want to follow rules tend to get their instruction from different sources who almost absolutely define the “facts” quite differently. All in all, it might be best to just think about banging and leave it at that. (We mean the fun adult kind, not the criminal gang kind. See how easy things can get twisted?)
[STAR TAGS: Tia Tanaka Video, Aubrey Addams Video, Addison Rose Video, Adriana Faust Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video]
2/15/24 Rayveness

ReelRisque

Dance Like Everybody’s Watching | pics

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2/14/24 Dee and AnaisLong-time members to any of the Risqué Commune sites well understand how we employ a sort of Professional Meandering kind of approach to the chaos that can be our lives. Paths wander back and forth between the different sites, and indeed it can take literally years for a complete story to come together — oddly not usually the goal in this kind of work. On the Manufactured Day of Love this year, though, we thought we’d try to wrap up a few things with Anais and Dee that we never quite got around to before now. Hey, we’re sort of in the manufactured love business if you think about it. We love this holiday. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Anais Exclusive Video]
2/13/24 Jeanie Marie Sullivan

ReelRisque

Smile, You’ve Got Anal! | pics

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2/12/24 Capri Anderson

ReelRisque

Young and (Causing) Hungry | pics

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2/11/24 Jojo Kiss

ReelRisque

Halftime Hiatus | pics

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2/10/24 Samantha Ryan, Jelena Jensen

ReelRisque

Key Expertise pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jelena Jensen Video]

2/9/24 LucciaFine lines can separate a lot of things in life. The transition between “life of the party” and “annoying drunk” can happen very quickly, for example. A “good friend” on the scale can tip to “despicable idiot” over a single issue, generally political or sexual, but a lone issue regardless. Such as perhaps been the case as our look into Scandalous reaches conclusion today. Such a state can easily drop over to “embarrassing fool” depending upon one’s perspective, but we have perhaps reached an objective conclusion on this one little fine line in life. If you include Jassie and her friends in your analysis, everything should work out fine. [STAR TAGS: Luccia Video]
2/8/24 Cytherea

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Cytherea’s Launch Tripod

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

2/7/24 Adriana Faust

ReelRisque

Yellow … We Won’t Go | pics

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2/6/24 Anais and DeeDespite occasional appearances to the contrary, we really do tend to have a plan around here. Not to say that one of our foremost tenets has pretty much been, “Always be open to changing the plan at the very last second.” … Let’s face it: This industry has not thrived on staid, pedantic approach, and a refusal to look outside the box (so to speak). Consequently, you can be certain we have a plan as we roll out this somewhat odd Dee on KSEX with Anais recollection. … Hey, yesterday we learned that Good Housekeeping has a “Best Vibrators” list now. We’ve come a long way since S&H Green Stamps. Certainly not all of that could have been in anyone’s initial plan. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video]
2/5/24 Lilly Evans, Cassandra NixA lot of things that thrill us growing up can really lose their luster as we age. Some things never fail to excite, though, no matter how much we “mature” in our world view — and we’re not even talking about Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (although one would certainly include that in this category, perhaps adding Karamel Sutra as we get older and wiser). Simply put, there can be very little as exciting as hearing about New Girls on the Block, and thus we continue our (obviously scientific) analysis of this Filly adventure. [STAR TAGS: Cassandra Nix Video, Lilly Evans Video]
2/4/24 Addison Rose

ReelRisque

It’s Got to be Hue | pics

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2/3/24 Capri CavanniSometimes a Risqué “TOC” — short for Table of Contents — simply merits a single line introduction here in New Stuff because simply the name of the show efficiently describes this full movie replay in our Commune. Other times, however, we take a moment to point out something that may not be entirely evident in the mere title. This second kind of event would be the case with POV Auditions today, in fact. You might get the “pretend to be shy or surprised before you become voraciously willing” part of the schtick, but you would not necessarily be aware of the quite stunning collection of talent they put together for this show. Of course, now you are. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Tilden Video, Madison Ivy Video, Amber Swift Video, Capri Cavanni Video, Allie Haze Video]
2/2/24 Jasmine Black, Stacey Saran

ReelRisque

Dancer Dalliance pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Jasmine Black Video, Stacey Saran Video]

2/1/24 Jaden ColeAs Hannibal Smith taught us well in the 1980s, we all love it when a plan comes together. Around here, though, we have been able to expand upon that old theme through a combination of skill, dedicated effort, and a very large percentage of pure serendipity. Now we really love it when a plan accidentally comes together. As it turns out, the remaster of “Cole-Hearted Thriller” coincides perfectly with running into Jayden Cole (all too briefly) at the Vegas convention, and it even includes a convention component of its own. Of course Jayden posing and being generally joyful in stills and video will probably distract everyone from the more mundane calendar coordination. We understand. That happens with Jayden. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Cytherea, Jayden Cole Exclusive Video]

February 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/23 Madelyn MarieDoing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] 
2/26/23 Nadia Styles

GingerLynn

Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/25/23 Aimee Addison

ReelRisque

Job Insecurity

[STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video]

2/24/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish]

2/22/23 Orgy People

GingerLynn

Go Orgy or Go Home

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video]

2/20/23 AnaisOn this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
2/18/23 Dee

DeesClub

Post Birthday Dee Lighting

[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele]

2/17/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Caught by Intent

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

2/15/23 Syren Sexton

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Syren Blares for Another Completed Year

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/14/23 Shayla and KristalIn a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video]
2/13/23 Maya KendrickOne cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video]
2/12/23 Jeannie Marie SullivanApparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything.
[STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video]
2/11/23 Hannah Shaw

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Global Love Before a 247 Birthday

[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/9/23 Courting Kiss

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Courting with Cause

[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]

2/8/23 Kristal Summers

RisqueNews

Forecasting Warmth

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video]

2/7/23 Ginger and Randy

GingerLynn

Logical Preferences

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video]

2/6/23 Jenna HazeAs team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video]
2/5/23 Alix Lovell

GingerLynn

Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/4/23 Juli AshtonYou may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video]
2/3/23 Rachel James

GingerLynn

Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right?

[STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video]

2/1/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds?

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

September 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Learning to “Stick It”

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9/28/15 Cytherea in Reflection

CythereasWetWorld

Effective Persuasion Techniques

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

9/27/15 Brooklyn Jade

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Maya Hills – Rachel James – Brooklyn Jade – Dillion Harper – Alessandra Noir – Elizabeth Starr

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/26/15 Kristal SummersNow we have nothing against cross-dressing around here, although we will say that if you put your clothes on while angry, you do run the risk of having them be inside out when you finish. Still, we all balance reward vs. risk every day, and for the most part we do not make decisions we know are wrong when we do them. If Kristal Summers asks you to go lingerie shopping with her, though, all bets are really out the window. We get that. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Wanda Curtis Video]
9/25/15 Jennifer Luv & Barrett Blade

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Luv the One You’re With | pics & vid

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9/20/15 Alice McMunn

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Rebecca Bardoux – Nyomi Banxxx – Emily Kae – Malice – Chantelle Fox – Devyn Heart

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/18/15 Jeanie Marie Sullivan

ReelRisqué

Of Obvious Intent

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9/17/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Cheer for Anal

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

9/15/15 Sunny Lane & Nikki Hunter

CythereasWetWorld

When Pigs Actually Fly

[STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video]

9/13/15 Ginger Lynn and Tessa TaylorWe’re not sure what might have happened had we not made special mention of the Official First Sunday of the 2015 National Football League season, because honestly we never gave it any thought. Now as we understand it, some people do not celebrate this day to the extent the majority of Americans do, but some people still insist the world is flat too, so what can you do? So as the next few months play out and conversations turn to “Body of Work” sorts of analysis, we offer up a slightly different — albeit likely predictable — take on that same subject. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ginger Lynn Video,Tessa Taylor Video]
9/13/15 Amber Ashlee

GingerLynn

Jeanie Marie – Raven Rockette – Nikki Phoenix – Ruby Reyes – Missy Martinez – Amber Ashlee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/10/15 Lexi LoveEven people that have wildly enjoyable jobs will sometimes find themselves in a position where reality takes an ugly bite out of a day. Tomorrow will obviously be such a day, thus we decided to remember it today. If we get a bit of public service out of the way as well, so much the better. Some realities just defy explanation. You may, of course, simply skip all the thinking and jump to the ReelRisque adventure today. Thinking can be good, though. Give it some thought. (And now you see why no one ever offers us jobs as philosophers.) [STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video]
9/10/15 Jezebelle Bond

ReelRisqué

Gag Me … Not with a Spoon

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video]

9/7/15 Not the Fault of Chantelle Fox, to be ClearOn a day when 90% of the country enjoys a holiday, those at either end of the professional spectrum tend to be at work. Executives sneak into the office for a few hours, prepared to at least enjoy the peace and quiet, while those with the least seniority do whatever they usually do for a living and pine for a time when they too get to demand family time when most regular people get it. This latter group should be careful what they wish for, at the very least setting their sights somewhere below the Executive Level, but then people rarely exhibit such foresight, so they will eventually find out for themselves. For our “executive part” we found it necessary to correct some underling failures of late, but we don’t mind too much. First of all, it meant dealing with Dee again, and that always makes for a pleasant day, and, most importantly, when we come into work tomorrow, we will still be the boss at the meeting. That will be a much more comfortable chair in which to park, we assure you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Cytherea]
9/6/15 Ariella Ferrera

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Ryder Skye – Vicky Vixen – Miley May – Ariella Ferrera – Amber Lynn – Allison Moore

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/4/15 Jezebelle Bond

ReelRisqué

Unbreakable Bond | pics & vid

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9/2/15 Dee with Georgia AdairWhen your inspirational leader goes walk-about for the summer, it can become a bit bizarre around the office. Considering how wacky this environment tends to be even under ideal circumstances, this can lead to some rather unanticipated events. On the upside, even the events we do not plan tend to have beautiful naked women involved, so how bad can it get? Besides, how disappointed can anyone really be with Dee? (Although we do wish she would start only taking care of us instead of herself sometimes.) [STAR TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Sweet Georgia Adair, Rayveness Video, Sasha Heart Video]

September 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/28/13

Makeup sex can be really great. We all know that, right? Of course getting to actually have sex by way of apology would probably be better than getting to merely watch sex, but even as technologically advanced as we are around here, we have not quite mastered the “transporter” option for the web site. We do, however, have Asia Carrera to help you along with whatever journey you (two or three or) choose to take. All in all, it’s probably for the best we cannot offer that “’in person” option. Asia would get really, really tired. [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video]

Riding a Turbo Carrera
9/25/13

Maverick has a birthday today, although considering how these updates play “in history” so to speak, it may not technically be “today” when you read this. Consequently, should you ever have the inkling to wish Maverick a Happy Birthday, you just need to do so on September 25th. Mav happens to be a quite kind chap, and thus he celebrates his birthday on the same day every year. For our part, we try to memorialize this date the same way every year too: Kristal Summers. He seems to appreciate it. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]

Kristal Summers
9/23/13

When a good friend suffers a loss — even if you happen to think it’s completely ridiculous, because it’s only a game, and your friend wasn’t even playing the game personally — you do what you can to remind them of happier times. So today, as a bunch of regular working people in Wisconsin feel lousy about a bunch of highly paid people in Wisconsin, we chose to remind Uncle Gibby about Exxxotica Chicago this year. Cheer up, dear friend: At least we didn’t send you boner pills. [STAR TAGS: Stormy Daniels, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Britney Amber, Jayden Jaymes, Jayden Cole, Lexi Belle, Exxxotica Chicago Exclusive Video]

Lexi. We Love that Belle.
9/19/13

None of us has been willing to go on record regarding D.Minion’s organizational mania at the new office, but we will point out that we now have a label on a shelf that reads “Label Maker.” Of course being given DM’s persona in a regular work environment will allow others to think outside the box — as it were — regarding important things like how we might improve cheerleaders, and how we might please Gibby at least half the time, just like the 1-1 Green Bay Packers. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Jana Cova Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michelle Michaels Video, Michael Ninn]

TWO Stunning Blondes
9/14/13

Well we survived another Friday the 13th again, although truth be told when the dude in charge goes by the name “Lucky” those tend to be sort of party days around here anyway. Of course the REAL truth be told, one could pretty much apply that description to pretty much any of our days. Although technically this update applies most directly to questions via the “Free Side” of risqué, we can’t really answer them without some of the uncensored aspects of the Membership Side, so we decided to throw a party to celebrate our cleverness. You’ll actually find us fairly shameless when it comes to party excuses, and we don’t even care that much about accuracy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video]

Under Dee Water
9/11/13

Not many people give much thought to the term bittersweet anymore, but for the last dozen years, Americans have been able to put that term to September 11th. As a nation we’re certainly a lot stronger and safer than we were before that date, but the progress came at a terrible cost. Retrospect has a way of bringing up mixed emotions, which we can happily avoid simply by looking at Kaylan Nicole … and Cytherea … and Shayla LaVeaux. All things considered, life can be pretty good around here. Oddly enough, most of our memories are not too painful to remember. … [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole Video, Shayla LaVeaux Audio, Cytherea]

A Beauty Within, as it were  …
9/7/13

Have you heard the famous line, “Seven in One Blow!” somewhere along the line? Now it could refer to a particularly accurate fellow with a fly swatter. It could also be talking about an element in any number of gang bang movies. Of course now all the truly erudite will understand that the sentence refers to the opening game Peyton Manning had in the 2013 NFL season. Of course this only becomes important for the “non-erudite” when taken as an example of how sometimes people can interpret things in different ways. … It doesn’t make them wrong so much as … OK … It makes them wrong. [STAR TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova Video, Michael Ninn]

Nothing Wrong with Anais
9/5/13

Depending upon what day you happen to be looking at this, the date at the side here might be confusing. But worry not: today is in fact September 5th. You see D.Minion had carefully planned out her Intimate Encounters 3 coverage to hit on consecutive Denver Bronco games under the odd assumption that not all people care about such things. Sadly, D.Minion failed to comprehend the difference between preseason and the regular season in the NFL. Worry not, however. We fixed it. No matter what your calendar says, don’t panic. Of course “tomorrow” might be September 5th too, but soon it won’t matter in the slightest — well, except for the loser of the game … on September 5th. [STAR TAGS: Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Sophia Knight
9/1/13

Kristal Summers has a birthday on this date. This one happens to be special, however, as after much research we have determined that it will be the only one in 2013, so that deserves a celebration. Of course only Maverick could decide that having Kristal dress up in a latex nurse outfit for him qualifies as a birthday celebration for her, but those Brits … . What’re ya gonna do? … At least Mav contributes to the cause with his “Nurse Sandie” U.K. version, and that helped. Next year, though, we’re all lobbying for Mav to bring Nurse Sandie TO Nurse Kristal. THAT sounds like a party. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Nurse of the Sandie Variety