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February 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/23	Doing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video]
2/26/23	GingerLynn Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/25/23	ReelRisque Job Insecurity [STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video]
2/24/23	Shayla Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish]
2/22/23	GingerLynn Go Orgy or Go Home [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video]
2/20/23	On this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
2/18/23	DeesClub Post Birthday Dee Lighting [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele]
2/17/23	GingerLynn Caught by Intent [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]
2/15/23	247AdultStars Syren Blares for Another Completed Year [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
2/14/23	In a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video]
2/13/23	One cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video]
2/12/23	Apparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to … well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything. [STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video]
2/11/23	247AdultStars Global Love Before a 247 Birthday [STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com]
2/9/23	RisqueNews Courting with Cause [STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video]
2/8/23	RisqueNews Forecasting Warmth [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video]
2/7/23	GingerLynn Logical Preferences [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video]
2/6/23	As team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video]
2/5/23	GingerLynn Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
2/4/23	You may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video]
2/3/23	GingerLynn Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right? [STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video]
2/1/23	Shayla How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Year:2023

Month:February

September 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/20	Risqué “TOC” Cheer Squad \| pics & vids [STAR TAGS: Tiffany Star Video, Ashlyn Rae Video, Taylor Tilden Video, Ally Ann Video, Gracie Glam Video]
9/23/20	Not to make fun of a genius or anything but trying to make parting less painful by calling it “sweet sorrow” is like trying to ease the impact of amputation by calling it weight loss. Seriously, when you really enjoy something, do you ever really want it to end? Have you ever in your life thought, “Well, by golly, that certainly constitutes enough Dee for the moment?” … Yeah, well neither have any of us and yet Dee bids yet another temporary adieu — even as we scour the hard drives for more ways to celebrate her anew. Come to think of it, Dee should move in so we can protect her from the evil virus. Maybe we’ll read her “The Flea” on the phone, and that will convince her. You think? [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Christie Lee Video]
9/18/20	After careful consideration, the Offices of the Risqué Commune have reached a unanimous decision that we should all become Jewish. Now this has nothing whatsoever to do with religion, or God, or even a preference for unleavened bread. In fact, we do not even know if any of the people from today’s Macbeth episode are Jewish. Nope. It has nothing to do with any of that. … You see, we just found out that Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which — as we also found out — means that Jewish people are celebrating a New Year already. Since 2020 has colossally sucked on so many levels we cannot begin to enumerate them, we simply decided to convert. So that’s all there is to it. Right? (Oh! For the record, we do still plan on eating cheeseburgers with bacon. One can only take these deeply personal convictions so far, after all.) [STAR TAGS: Abby Brooks Video, Cassidy Morgan Video]
9/16/20	Cythereas New Debut Construe \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
9/14/20	ReelRisque Team Players \| vid [STAR TAGS: Allanah Li Video]
9/13/20	GingerLynn Nikki Delano – Erica Lauren – Nina Hartley – Jacky Joy – Kiki Daire – Ashlyn Molloy … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
9/12/20	The title alone should give you a hint as to our direction today. We called this “Revel Without a Clue” which pretty much sums it up. Although ecstatic to be taking this trip, and filled with wonderful and awe-inspiring optimism in these troubled times, we haven’t the vaguest idea where we might be going. On the upside, we do find ourselves able to once again demonstrate one of the core tenets in the Risqué world: If you consistently set the bar low enough, you will almost never have to experience disappointment. [STAR TAGS: Allanah Li]
9/9/20	What is the question? To read or not to read, that is the question. Right? Because you already “be” all that you can be in this America. Right? Although you cannot roller skate in a buffalo herd any more successfully now than you could when the song came out in 1966, even though the Army was already being all it could be back then. … It does get confusing, we realize, so we shall provide a hint: When one has Holly Hollywood on tap, performing in a profession she truly loved, well, the reading part may not be all that important. We’re going to go try and go fishing in a watermelon patch while y’all do some investigation. [STAR TAGS: Holly Hollywood Video]
9/7/20	If you dig up a buried treasure, does it cease being treasure and become something mundane like really expensive cool stuff or some such? If you have really expensive cool stuff, actually, why would you bury it in the first place? How many of us carry around a spare shovel just in case we might need it during the day? And if you must bury your treasure, why does everyone always put a big ol’ “X” on the map so that everyone knows where the really expensive cool stuff can be found? If you put like a dachshund emoji or something, people might think you odd, but they probably would not be digging for all your valuables. … These are the sorts of thoughts that consume us here at Risqué, y’know while we ponder our own Buried Treasure of the decidedly “X” variety, and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Nici Sterling Video, Katja Kean Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steel Video]
9/5/20	ReelRisque Tenaya’s Application \| vid [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Totally Tabitha Video]
9/1/20	If you have ever had to read Stream of Consciousness and then try to explain its brilliance to someone, then you might have some understanding of what work orders before a long weekend can look like around here. If you happen to be one of those people who looks at modern art and cannot for the life of you figure out how one bunch of squiggly lines, or red squares, yellow dots, and blue triangles displays greater talent and keen insight into the human condition than any other, well, you should apply for a job here. You’ll fit right in. Welcome to Risqué Skeleton Crew the week before Labor Day. This time it has one Rayveness, although at two different times, and with two different hair colors, so there are kind of two of her, but with only one story. And it has God. Where has that dude been all of 2020, right? [STAR TAGS: Rayveness, Anais, Michael Ninn]

Year:2020

Month:September

October 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/05	In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
10/28/05	We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/05	As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
10/23/05	You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion]
10/20/05	Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/15/05	So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
10/12/05	Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs]
10/9/05	This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/8/05	Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/5/05	Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]
10/1/05	Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.” Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh. Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn]

May 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/29/02	Warning! You’re going to get a blatent sales pitch to help out our good friend and all-around helpful nudist, by asking you to visit DEE’S STORE, which is (finally) starting to take shape. This woman takes an awesome picture, and she has some new movies, too. What more could you ask? Oh, right. Now we’ll return you to your regularly anticipated “New Stuff.” For those of you that like to read about all the really good times that porn stars get to have, in exotic foreign locations, well, we’ve got the story for you. For those of you that don’t, well, just click on the little camera icon at the top and get right to the 46 pictures. There, now that wasn’t too painful, was it? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Inari Vachs, Wendy Divine]
5/27/02	Well, today’s a day where we’re all supposed to remember something about all the “brave men and women” that died. Now that’s admirable, but just a little depressing to have to do every year. So this year we decided to remember something vastly happier: We remembered our Russians, and it sort of goes along with the theme, because we lost a lot of people fighting the Russians, right? Well, maybe not blantently, but it seems when I was growing up that’s what we were supposed to believe about all the spies and such. Anyway, our Russians are Vicca and Nikita, and they’re definitely made for lovin’ not fightin’. Works for us. Enjoy your holiday, and your freedom. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, D.Minion]
5/26/02	The Message Board would seem to indicate that the color of the day is purple, which we all know rhymes with Maple Syrpl. More importantly we have an intoxicating photo set of Juli introducing a beautiful young Hungarian woman to the joys of bi-sexual play. We call it Sapphic Pursuits in Birthday Suits. We also promise you that the pictures are much better than the title. Hey, it’s the weekend … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Krisz, Risque News Insight]
5/22/02	Risqué announced today the official signing of Georgia (now) Adair with the Management Company. That’s nice, and we’re sure she’ll do well for everyone involved with her. THEN Risqué gave us 69 pictures to look at. That’s very nice, and will do well for all of us. Kristal chose to celebrate a little more intimately with the lovely newbie. Apparently, it pays to be Risqué … Go see Georgia and congratulate her too. This is going to be fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers]
5/21/02	Our lovely Ms. Ashton saves the day again as fans wonder what the heck happened to New Stuff. While the rest of us are plowing through the site redesign, calling in favors, bribing talented friends with beer and pizza, and generally burning the midnight oil (Well, we’re burning the oil we’re not slathering on each other, that is.), Juli gives us a double-whammy for her ever-increasing photo archives. First we have Juli with Shayla and Katja Kean, looking all pretty and sexy, right before getting all hot and sweaty, actually, in Consenting Adults. Then, in a Katja encore, Juli lets us peek into the inner workings of her Ashton View Promotions and shows off more of the Danish Damsel in the process, coincidentally plugging yet another Ashton View product, Buried Treasure. Clever lass, that Juli. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Katja Kean]
5/14/02	For those of you that missed the cam show featuring Kristal Summers and our buddy Julia Ann, we have a surprise for you. We have another Cam Show Replay!(Applause. Applause. The crowd goes wild. Chaos ensues. Authorities close in. Artists escape into the throng.) Actually it probably comes as a surprise even to those of you that caught the show, because we generally rely upon the kindness of strangers when it comes to video files. Hey, that’s good: “We have always relied upon the kindness of strangers.” We should write that down. Oh. We just did. Time to go home. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]
5/13/02	Well the office is abuzz about the upcoming annual Jamaica Jaunt, and Wendy provides the tease for this particular venture. Those of us stuck back in the office don’t really savor this sort of posting, but the rest of you may likely drool over Ms. Divine. Maybe if we work hard and smile a lot we’ll get to go to Hedonism too some day. Until then, we’ll have to content ourselves to look at even more beautiful pictures of places we don’t get to visit, but we’re not bitter. (Sniffle.) [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Risque News Insight]
5/10/02	There are a multitude of reasons in the list that describes why Juli Ashton is truly an extraordinary woman. There are even more examples in life of the wonderful impact she has had on the sex lives and sexual awakenings of adults around the world. We know: We get emails all the time. When we were putting together this latest collection of pictures from Juli, we got a little hint of maybe why she has been this successful: This woman loves her sexuality, and when she performed, she loved to show it off. As you look through the 40 pictures of Juli playing with Shayla LaVeaux and Devon Wolf in Darling, we hope you can pick up on this too. Sure you can see graphic sex (so skip this one if you don’t want to), but more than that, you can see the girls were honestly having a great time. It’s good to have fun with sex. It’s good to relax and let (or help) yourself enjoy it. And take it from us, it’s very good to know Juli. She’s truly remarkable. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/8/02	We’ve been all kinds of busy around here, what with Dee hanging around the office naked all the time, and all. Somehow we managed to convince ourselves that a massive overhaul of the “engine” of this web site was just what the doctor ordered. Then we started in on it. Now we’re looking to shoot that doctor. While we’re searching for the dastardly dude, you get to see a very little bit of the new structure with the introduction of our new Adult Diary columnist, Dee. She’s trying hard here, so be kind, and if all else fails look at all the pretty pictures of Dee around the world. More to follow. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Risque News Insight]
5/3/02	We all kind of just pitch in around here — even the lovely women we represent. When we were short a still photographer for a scene being shot at the house, Wendy Divine volunteered to come over and “do the duty,” an atypical duty for her. She has a great eye as you can see from the shots she recorded of our new leader Dee breaking in Marc Anthony. She has a great many other things too, as you can see from the beautiful “fetish” shots she brought by the office to post with D.Minion’s story too. This is one good-looking (and talented it seems) woman. Glad to have her around … [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Dee, D.Minion]