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October 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/05	In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn]
10/28/05	We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video]
10/25/05	As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion]
10/23/05	You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion]
10/20/05	Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/15/05	So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
10/12/05	Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs]
10/9/05	This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
10/8/05	Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn]
10/5/05	Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video]
10/1/05	Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.” Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh. Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn]

April 2005 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/05	We counted 17 separate references to old television theme songs in D.Minion’s story of Carol’s visit to Southern California. We’d actually worry about our sanity, but we’re much too crazy for this kind of deep introspection. Fortunately, the 125 photos from Michael Ninn (who didn’t even meet Carol, by the way) can make up for a lot of blatent silliness. [FEATURED TAGS: Terri Summers, Brittney Skye, Anais, Shy Love, Wanda Curtis, Monica, Trinity, Monica Sweetheart, Holly Morgan, Jenaveve Joli, Carol, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
4/29/05	We get to visit with a bunch of old friends today, and D.Minion’s got 180 pictures and some 3,000-odd words to prove it. She was on the set of The Devinn Lane Show, Part 3: Attack of the Divas a couple of years back, and she got to spend some time with Julia Ann, Dee, Lola and Devinn. (D.Minion should pay us for this job.) By the way, we should state for the record here that, although we haven’t always agreed with her “career” decisions, Devinn Lane has always been beautiful, innovative, daring, and extremely motivated. In short, Devinn Lane is a very good director. She also happens to be wearing one of my favortie shirts during this shoot. “I can only be nice to one person a day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn’t look good either.” She’s nothing if not style … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee, Lola, Devinn Lane, Jade Marcela, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
4/25/05	All of us at the office blame Carol for the lateness of the latest Ninn Worx Weekend. Michael didn’t get to meet Carol, since she “allegedly” spent her time in Southern California on the beach and eating home-cooked meals, and not on the Sybian. Both Carol and Michael are very polite people. … So we don’t have any pictures or either Carol or Michael on the Sybian, but we do have some really dandy images that will hopefully distract you from that point. If you can’t Shock and Awe, it’s better to Baffle with Bullshit. (Not pictured: Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond, Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, and Sharon Wild … But they’re inside today. Sometimes life is OK.) [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova, Anais, Jassie, Dee, Angel Cassidy, Elizabeth, Erica Vachs, Isabella, Katsumi, Justine Joli, Kenzie Ryan, Georgia Adair, Nikita Denise, Sarah Blake, Michelle Michaels, Shy Love, Nikki Blond,Wanda Curtis, Olivia Del Rio, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn]
4/20/05	Pretty much every day, everyone pretty much has to do something. So today we pretty much figured we’d just spend some time looking at Wanda Curtis. All in all, in our experience, this turns out to be pretty much of a fun thing to do, and so we’re encouraging you to do it too. I don’t know if any of you ever had the opportunity to see Wanda in person, but she looks like a drawing or something. When artists draw their idealized visions of the perfect female form, they generally look like Wanda, actually. If Barbie Dolls had a human incarnation, they would look like Wanda too. That pretty much sums it up. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
4/17/05	… [DMinion wrote this. It’s not my fault.] “From Nightingale poop to human foreskin.” According to a TV show I just watched, these are some of the things people put on their faces to keep them looking young and beautiful. Anais looks beautiful without any of these, uh, interesting concoctions. (I should know. I’ve seen her without makeup and she’s stunning. It just isn’t fair.) If you’d like to see pictures of Anais looking gorgeous, plus photos of her very beautiful friends, click here. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Jana Cova, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]
4/15/05	In the movie business, a “side” is a small part of the script that the director intends to record on a particular day. Generally, when the “players” show up in their really groovy (or at least ego-gratifying) trailer room, some nameless person will have placed the sides in the room — most often directly upon the only horizontal seating area in said ego-gratifying room. The point, here, being that sometimes things don’t always turn out the way they “historically” should. In our ongoing efforts to convince Juli to release some of her “owned, albeit heretofore hidden,” footage of Essentially Inari, we’re providing a peek into the past lives of, not only Inari Vachs, but Dee, Kristal Summers, a very happily endowed man, a couple of genuinely nice women from Juli’s past, and even Juli herself. We call it “Old Irony-Sides” … but we’re like that. We would also like to point out that using words like “albeit” and “heretofore” should be at least a misdemeanor in any civilized country. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton]
4/10/05	OK. Technically it may be a little late for a Ninn Worx Weekend, but, also technically, it’s still the weekend for three more minutes in LA as we’re posting this. Besides, some days “It’s all about the Porn Star, baby.” … and what’s a little tardiness when those are your options? We’re going to follow the advice of a dandy country song here: “A little less talk. A lot more action.” [FEATURED TAGS: Brittney Skye, Tory Lane, Kelly Taylor, Malibu, Michael Ninn]
4/8/05	Well we’re still plowing through Tax Hell, which wouldn’t be as bad if you didn’t have to do it every year, we’re thinking. And as it turns out, although it really, really sucks to move with a broken leg right before Christmas, it’s even worse if you didn’t think about putting all of the various tax document areas from the office and warehouse in one box so you could find it easily when you needed it. (I don’t know why they were always in various places; that was not my job.) So we decided to make up for it with a Night Calls post from Juli and Tiffany’s February Show this year. This one turned out to be extra long, as it included the soon to be more famous Justine, along with a side trip to a Dee dance gig. We decided, “What the heck, let’s put a bunch of exclusive pictures of Anais up too. What, you want to spend more time on the Quicken Category and Transfer List?” Too many numbers in your life make you talk to yourself, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Dee, Ann Marie, Ashley Blue, Justine Joli, Anais, D.Minion]
4/2/05	For some reason we’re very concerned about The Learning Channel (and yesterday was April Fool’s Day). We don’t really know how to explain it better than that, other than point out that Bob Seger will be happy, and we do have the benefit of 80 (plus) pictures of Dee thinking of … probably anything but The Learning Channel. Sometimes it’s very strange in California … but it often involves beautiful naked women, and that makes up for a lot. Cheers, D.Minion. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

June 2002 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/02	In honor of her intrepid return to her Message Board, we’ve decided to show off the earliest pictures we have of the young beauty, Georgia. Most of you probably know she’s featured in a couple of scenes in Basically Becca, and you can see, even as early as a couple of years ago, just what a special affinity she has for the camera. We’re pretty sure that’s what Juli and Becca were discussing in the few shots we snuck in and shot of them too. This “interaction” was actually not for any video release, but seemed to involve other types of release, come to think of it. As Mr. Harvey (not the rabbit) would say, “And that’s the rest of the story.” [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Becca, Juli Ashton, Erica]
6/27/02	We seem to be on a Juli roll here, but in the grand scheme, that seems like a very good thing. We look this time at a snippet of Essentially Juli: Forbidden, and we find out that even the best “laid plans” (sorry: couldn’t resist) of the esteemed Ms. Ashton sometimes develop of their own accord. We call it “The Tale that Overshadowed the Tail.” You’ll probably just call it 36 pictures of Juli with Nina Hartley and Man du jour … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Nina Hartley, Risque News Insight]
6/26/02	Wow! We found some really old pictures of Juli, and Taren Steele, and Serenity. These were from the very first scene shot for the very first Essentially Juli. We’d go on and on about how great they are, and what fond memories they brought back, but we’re just to choked up with emotion. Damn, we have a fun job … Check this out, circa 1996 … [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taren Steele, Serenity, Gayle, Veronica Hart, Risque News Insight]
6/24/02	In an atypical caving of conscious, we’ve been won over by office lobbying efforts to post some of the more “timely” stories as they’re, well, timely. D.Minion been after us to sort of bop back and forth between past and present for some time, but Dee finally won us over. For those of you that have seen the office cam shows, you’ll know just how persuasive Dee can be. Wendy’s got a new “do” and D.Minion was on set with her (and, coincidentally, Dee) just last month. Now you can read about Naked Hollywood, Wendy-style, and see her new hair too. Next task is to get Wendy over to the office to show us more of her do’s and don’ts, as they are. Hey, maybe all her hair has a new style … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Asia Carrera, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Christi Lake, Kim Chambers, Nina Hartley, D.Minion]
6/21/02	Well, we have inane country music references. We have rare sitings of both D.Minion and some Lucky fellow. We have Kristal as a blonde, Dee as a sex object, and Devinn as her typical Diva. What’s most important, though, seems to be what we don’t have: We don’t have even one f*king picture of a koala. Good to see things are back to their usual abnormal state around here. Read about Devinn’s 5 Rooms, or just look at the 98 pictures of WOMEN, NAKED WOMEN. Dang, that felt good … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Dee, Kristal Summers, Kelsey Heart, April, D.Minion]*
6/9/02 — 6/19/02	As a kind of change of pace, and because a lot of us are in Jamaica, the skeleton crew (as we affectionately call them) has the task of posting the Epic that was the Australia trip. D.Minion calls it “Going Down (under) with Devinn Lane and Sydnee Steele.” We call it bizarre to say the least. We begin with a picture of a piece of furniture and an mpeg of water going down a drain — complete with sound. (So be warned.) Then it gets weird. Hey, at least you know what you’re getting, and at least you’re used to that around here … G’Day Mates … [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion] Pre-Trip — Day One — Day Two — Day Three Day Four — Day Five — Day Six — Day Seven Day Eight — Day Nine — Day Ten — Day Eleven
6/5/02	Art fan and avid nude model Wendy Divine sets the stage for us in a welcome diversion from cutting and pasting. We see Wendy as Divine Art, which is a heck of a lot better than looking at rows of code. Come to think of it, looking at Wendy naked (and having sex) is a heck of a lot better than almost anything we can think of. Oh, Eric’s in here too, but guys are just props, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine]
6/3/02	Juli drops (by) and gives us 50! There’s been such a surge in Buried Treasure sales lately that we thought we’d put up some more stills from the scenes, as kind of a bonus for those that have seen the video. Even if you haven’t seen the video, these are some interesting tales. In addition to the 50 pictures, we have also, true to form, provided keen insight and poignant recollection–and we talk about puppies–and God. What else would you expect? [FEATURED TAGS: Nici Sterling, Shaena Steele, Juli Ashton, Risque News Insight]

Stars:April| Asia Carrera| Becca| Christi Lake| Dee| Devinn Lane| Erica| Gayle| Georgia Adair| Juli Ashton| Kelsey Heart| Keri Windsor| Kim Chambers| Kristal Summers| Nici Sterling| Nina Hartley| Serenity| Shaena Steele| Sydnee Steele| Taren Steele| Veronica Hart| Wendy Divine

Year:2002

Month:June