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October 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

New Years on Halloween

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Bianca Video]

10/30/23 Hayley JadeSome of us may remember learning that “the ink is black; the page is white; together we learn to read and write.” … Of course that song came out a long time ago before they really had digital pages and all sorts of colors for both paper and pen right at our fingertips. Indeed considering contrast and luminance will fall right into line as we consider yet another real estate agent willing to close the deal via whatever ways seem handy — or other body partsy. Whatever. If you want to get into the weeds, you might ponder why a band might pick the name Three Dog Night, or you might just watch the fun movie which may or may not have anything to do with “weeds” at all. [STAR TAGS: Hayley Jade Video] 
10/29/23 TenayaSomebody around here went on a Tenaya Tear (rhyming with “hair” and not “year” of course). Consequently, because of the way we weave stories across sites — not to mention months (Hey, in fairness keeping track of mostly naked women can take a lot of time.) — we sort of ended up reintroducing her to the old folks and probably introducing her to the newer ones with Tenaya Time, and Time, and Time Again. … Honestly, if you must repeat something, doing so with Tenaya will always make you smile. [STAR TAGS: Tenaya Exclusive Video]
10/27/23 Lexxi Tylelr and JassieWe probably quote Oscar Wilde a bit more often than most adult sites out there we would presume. Of course we never read any other adult sites, honestly, if for no other reason than very, very few of them have words at all beyond vapid scene descriptions presumably designed to entice the equally vapid. Who knows? Actually, who cares? … We do care that Oscar Wilde once said, “Scandal is gossip made tedious by morality,” which matters at this moment because today we embark upon our first Scandalous adventure with Jassie. Many might consider the morality herein questionable (although many would not), but no one could mistake it for tedious. Too bad Mr. Wilde cannot clarify. [STAR TAGS: Jassie Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] 
10/26/23 Kenzie Karter

ReelRisque

Ayes Above the Knows | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kenzie Karter]

10/24/23 Cassandra CruzWe have finished up the remastering of all the fun Ginger interviews with the amazingly diverse group of Ginger Lynn Auctions stars as of today, so we wanted to make special note. Of course as a general rule we always try to make special note of anything relating to Cassandra Cruz. You really should take the time to watch her Outtakes too, as we found them both fascinating and amazingly common. You might be amazed at how often an established star will look back at her earlier work and wonder aloud, “I have no idea how I ever did that position (usually, but sometimes ‘act’ and sometimes both).” We all remember different things about our younger days, but porn stars have really funny memories. [STAR TAGS: Cassandra Cruz Video] 
10/22/23 Justine Joli

RisqueNews

Acceptable “Stocking”

[STAR TAGS: Justine Joli Video]

10/21/23 Samantha Rone

ReelRisque

Rone Hard & Put Up Wet pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Rone Video]

10/20/23 Kylie IrelandAs the season starts to turn to nostalgia, and family, and tradition, we have decided to begin ourselves today. The big box stores have been selling Christmas paraphernalia for over a month, so what the heck. Oddly, someone thought it a good idea to get Halloween candy early too, and then made the dubious decision to store it on the counter in the kitchen area. Silly person. We’re going to need more Halloween candy now. … We figure it will take the rest of these Reese’s cups just to relive what was such misplaced optimism in Night Moods as a company. We should give that first script to someone and let them shoot it, actually. It was good. Of course if we gave them some of these Reese’s white creme ghost treats they’d like it even better, but that ain’t gonna happen.
[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Capri Anderson Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Chayse Evans Video, Charlotte Vale Video, Michael Ninn]
10/19/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Deserving of the Mock

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

10/18/23 DeeIt turns out that today happens to be “Alaska Day” which apparently celebrates the date back in 1867 when Russia formally turned over the territory to the United States. While Russia would not likely give us anything today, even for $7.2 million (nearly $150 million today, so basically the amount Congress doles out when they just don’t want to be bothered), we do love celebrating just the beauty of nature things. Consequently, we revisit Dee and Pre-emergent Tenaya today because not only do they represent natural beauty, but we’re pretty sure we had Baked Alaska with them at least a few times. We used to make it a lot, and we do still carry a torch for the lovely lasses. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Cytherea, Tenaya Exclusive Video]
10/16/23 Nikki Delano

GingerLynn

A Future Foretold of Bodily Fluids

[STAR TAGS : Ginger Lynn Video, Kristara Barrington Video, Terry Lynn Video, Cara Lott Video]

10/15/23 Jackie Joy

GingerLynn

Adessa Winters – Jacky Joy – Nikki Daniels – Nikki Delano – Tara Holiday – Ashlyn Molloy

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/14/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Prime Rhyme Time Slime (the good kind)

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Bianca Video]

10/13/23 Rayveness

ReelRisque

The Emperor’s New Furniture pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video]

10/10/23 Nikki Delano

GingerLynn

She’ll Keep the Vagina

[STAR TAGS: Nikki Delano Video]

10/9/23 Hayley JadeYou kind of have to wonder how long one might be sitting around their musical instrument construction shop before thinking, “Gosh. I wonder what we could come up with if we screwed a big green dildo to an electric guitar.” … Seriously, in this business you might be amazed at the bizarre conversations in which you might find yourself involved. Whatever aptitude tests you may have taken in your life, we will guarantee you never had this industry come up as the guidance provided. To add some perspective, the guitar is only sort of the sidelight to this next Hardcore Bangers episode. [STAR TAGS: Hayley Jade Video]
10/8/23 Valentina JewelsHonestly it seems a bit on the nose for us to include in “Risqué TOC” a movie about how dudes are pretty easy to talk into anything that will involve a willing naked female in their immediate vicinity. Then again, foreshadowing that none of these women in fact get it on the nose seems exactly like something we would say. Overall, we will leave you to drawing your own lines when it comes to consent. We talk about that too, although you’ll find nearly three hours of movies if you’d rather not pay attention to us talking at all. As. D.Minion always preaches, We just want everyone to be happy. [STAR TAGS: Valentina Jewels Video, River Fox Video, Vivian Taylor Video, Keilani Kita Video]
10/7/23 Daisy MarieWe almost got the title right yesterday, as you might have noticed, but today we get it correct with a reference to the Neal Diamond classic that he almost certainly never expected. (Although he did sing about a chair that couldn’t hear, so who knows?). That said, in wrapping up I’m Dreaming of Genie we have also highlighted a spin that Sidney Sheldon never anticipated either. We would advise both of them to spend some time with Daisy Marie, though, and we feel certain that any misgiving they might have will resolve themselves. Or at least they will forget about them during that time. Daisy has that effect on people. We rather enjoy that about her. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video, Jessica Lynn Video]
10/6/23 Julie Cash

ReelRisque

For Never in Blue Jeans | pics

[STAR TAGS: Julie Cash]

10/5/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Queue the Jets and Sharks

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

10/3/23 Keilani Kita

ReelRisque

Wrapped by the Rap | pics

[STAR TAGS: Keilani Kita]

10/2/23 Hillary Scott and A.J. Bailey

ReelRisque

POP Goes the Whee Sell! | vid

[STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, AJ Bailey Video]

10/1/23 Hillary ScottWe all wonder about our destiny. OK, the state of that wondering probably depends a lot on one’s age. Young people dream of what they will accomplish while older folks most often think something along the lines of, “Good grief. How exactly did I end up here in my life?” Then, of course, very young people feel immortal, so they do not worry about destiny at all for the most part. Today, you get to choose whatever Destiny you prefer as you ponder how actual immortality might be really darned handy. Although vampires always seem to hate it, but maybe immortal in the sunlight would be fine. [STAR TAGS: Destiny Rose Video]

October 2018 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/18 Laurel Norton and Sinn Sage

Risqué “TOC”

Live Nerd Girls

[STAR TAGS: Kara Price Video, Sasha Sweet Video, Ela Darling Video, Anabelle Lee Video, Sinn Sage Video, Laurel Norton Video, Lily LaBeau Video, Lily Cade Video]

10/29/18 Brittany Angel

ReelRisque

A Matter of Perspective | pics

[STAR TAGS: Brittany Angel]

10/28/18 Jaspen Aspen

GingerLynn

Alice Lighthouse – Kenna James – Kiki Daire – Sheena Rose – Jade Aspen – Brandy Aniston

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/27/18 Hillary ScottOne of the benefits of bringing in previously freelance people into your workflow has to be all the things they can do without any real supervision. On the other hand, they tend to be not all that used to checking with other Teams that may be on the same project. Cynics out there may insist that we should have run Day Two of D.Minion feeling both Innocent yet Wet when we posted Day One a week ago. Just so you know, cynics are sad, lonely people who lack imagination. “Great (Hillary) Scott!” say we. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Nautica Thorn, Michael Ninn]
10/26/18 Lily Cade and Lily Labeau

ReelRisque

The Colors of Passion | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lily LaBeau, Lily Cade]

10/25/18 Baller WivesTo be perfectly honest, we do not have a single person on this side of the pond who can tell you exactly what a “tuppence” might be with any degree of specificity. We could have called Maverick over in London, of course, but not only do we try to save those calls for important things like trying to explain the nuances of the “football” — in most of the world’s vernacular — leagues, but he often laughs at us when we ask Brit Questions. Apparently Mary Poppins may not actually provide the most solid basis for understanding England. Who knew? … On the upside, we understand Lesbian Orgy just fine. That seems to be a rather multi-cultural concept. Indeed. Quite. [STAR TAGS: Tina Video, Krystal Webb Video, Natasha Marley Video, Tommie Jo Video, Ashley Louise Video, Brooke Lee Video, Lilly Scott Video, Bo Tingley Video]
10/23/18 Beth Bennett

247AdultStars

Beth. We Hear Her Calling.

[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

10/21/18 Sinn Sage - Laurel Norton

ReelRisque

Dapper Debauchery | pics

[STAR TAGS: Sinn Sage, Laurel Norton]

10/20/18 Kinzie KennerOne good thing about having maintained a web site for a couple of decades, you end up with an excellent record of what life was bringing across a very long period of time. You can say things, for example, like thirteen years ago today and be able to justify that statement with amazing accuracy. As it turns out, those were times of “Innocence” around these parts, not only literally in this case, but also in one of Life’s most omnipresent lessons which age clarifies for everyone: We just thought things were complicated back then. [STAR TAGS: Kinzie Kenner Video, Faith Leon Video, Hillary Scott Video, Nautica Thorn Video, Roxy Jezel Video, Valerie Herrera Video, Michael Ninn]
10/18/18 Ela Darling and Anabelle Lee

ReelRisque

Anabelle Feeling Darling, Literally | pics

[STAR TAGS: Ela Darling, Anabelle Lee]

10/15/18 Samantha Ryan

ReelRisque

Think Pink (Romantically) | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video]

10/14/18 Ashley Pink

GingerLynn

Ashley Pink – Alana Evans – Ava Green – Alessandra Noir – Sasha Heart – Tara Morgan

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/11/18 Kara Price and Sasha Sweet

ReelRisque

Sort of an XXbox | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kara Price, Sasha Sweet]

10/8/18 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Tribute to the King

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

10/7/18 Technically P.J. Sparxx and Marissa Malibu

Shayla

Special Lesbian Effects

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, P.J. Sparxx Video, Marissa Malibu Video]

10/5/18 Shayla LaVeauxIf people could be completely honest, some birthdays simply happen to be more important than others — even when they belong to someone else. As we close the (public) Memories of Darling, as a matter of fact, we happen to remember a very special one every year on this day. Truth be told, “Sophie’s Choice” would not be nearly as difficult as we might admit in most situations. This explains why people should not necessarily be completely honest. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs, Lauren Montgomery, Jewel Valmont, Ava Vincent]
10/4/18 Anna Lovato and Kaia KaneFor some reason we spend a lot of time in the bathroom today, although we will admit that when you talk about it in a British accent and call it a “loo” in your description, it does sound more interesting. Footballer Wives have nice rooms in which they rest anyway, we can assure you. Then again, with Kaia Kane “consoling” a distraught Anna Lovato — sans “knickers” as it turns out — in a decidedly friendly fashion, you may not notice the surroundings all that much anyway. You sure can store some interesting things in those big ol’ purses. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Kaia Kane Video] 
10/1/18 Lexi Belle

Risqué “TOC”

The Sybian Scam

[STAR TAGS: Ally Ann Video, Lexi Belle Video, Allie Haze Video, Jenna Presley Video]

August 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/29/13

As real football games move closer to a reality, D.Minion has us toeing the line on timing her Intimate Encounters 3 BTS Exposé to coincide with Denver preseason games. Not really a football fan herself, though — except for the naps she plans for the third quarter of every game — DM somehow miscounted in developing her strategy. Next week the Meaningful Games begin, so not to give anything away, but you might see the end of DM’s sojourn up a little early on the web, regardless of the date over at the side there.[STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Sophia Knight Exclusive Video, Breanne Benson Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Breanne Benson — The Woman with NOT the Dragon Tattoo
8/26/13

Apparently over in England they have something called the “Late Summer Holiday” which as near as we can tell just means: We couldn’t think of a good reason to take a day off of work, so we’re taking a holiday today anyway Also as you might expect in the “United” Kingdom, the various countries seem to celebrate this holiday on different days. On the upside, since it doesn’t really mean anything, when you celebrate really doesn’t make much difference. Very efficient, that. Now since Maverick lives in London, we decided to celebrate his non-work today, by showing off some of the work he did over here, over yet another holiday, ironically. Any excuse for a holiday works quite well with any excuse for Cytherea and Cheyenne in a tub we figured. We’re clever like that. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs, Phoenix Ray Video]

Cytherea & Cheyenne — Pre Bubbles
8/24/13

Preseason football continues today (at least for the important team), and — much more importantly to some people — so does D.Minion’s exposé on Adam & Eve’s Intimate Encounters 3, on set with Chris King. You can see beautiful naked women any time (although granted not many of them look like Tasha Reign), so it makes sense that you might want to watch football first, and kitchen sex next, but you can choose for yourself. Some people make weird choices we have learned. Like some people still visit Indianapolis on purpose, even though they got rid of Peyton Manning. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Tasha Reign
8/22/13

Some of you might have thought that we only get to vote in important elections in November every couple of years. Well, that turns out not to be true. If taxing your knowledge of adult movies and stars seems too difficult, however, you might feel more comfortable helping Shayla think about her new video requirements … or you can just let Cytherea inspire you to some Recreational Nudity of your own. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Julia Ann Video, Monica Mayhem Video]

Emote When You Vote
8/17/13

Around these parts, when D.Minion has a decree it’s sort of like hearing she went up on a mountain and talked to this shrubbery that was on fire. She knows “exactly” what we must do, and regardless of any violation of our pyrotechnic sense, we just do it anyway. So when she says we will post Day Two of Intimate Encounters 3 in four parts on the next four days the Broncos play, well, filled with admirable religious fervor we exclaim, “Okey dokey.” … Let Tasha Reign. [STAR TAGS: Tasha Reign Exclusive Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

Tasha Reign
8/13/13

The number “8” being lucky in Chinese culture, combined with the number “13” being unlucky in ours, pretty much meant we had to do something today. Of course seeing as how it happens to be 2013, and the head of this operation goes by the name Lucky, well that just adds to our mystery — although we use the term “operation” loosely here. That said, an adult web site does seem like it should operate pretty loosely, all things considered. [STAR TAGS: Austin Lynn, Hillary Scott Video, Michael Ninn]

Great Hillary Scott
8/12/13

Without even meaning to, we have completely solved the education problem in America today. Come to find out, all we really need to do boils down to providing much more interesting visual aids in the learning process. Of course as purely altruistic sorts, we have not even considered that vast wealth that should be coming our way just any day now. Somebody should tell somebody. [STAR TAGS: Kaylan Nicole, Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Aide de Risque Camp
8/9/13

Most of us have probably never been at work when the woman in our life showed up and said something like, “Gee, honey. You’re working so hard today. Why don’t you lie back and let me give you a blow job while you’re waiting for them to need you again.” Of course most of us never dated Audrey Hollander and worked in adult movies. So there’s that. Somehow D.Minion missed the explanation for that little aside on the set of Nympho 2, but she didn’t miss much else. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Tall Goddess Video, Annette Schwarz Video, Adrianna Nicole Video, Jessica Jammer Video, Stacy Valentine, Audrey Hollander Video, Nikki Nievez, Michael Ninn]

Nympho 2 from Ninn Worx
8/8/13

We have this year rather a larger contingency than usual of the “Oh, God, no! Not another football season!” philosophy. As per usual, however, the leader here does not attend that school and thus as a group we remain “interested” fans of the NFL — certainly not overly interested, though. Certainly not that. Some of us still like Cytherea’s new cam show feeds better, for example, although we tend to be quiet about that little fact. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Anais, Kylie Ireland]

The Cy’s Have It
8/4/13

Clothes may perhaps make the man, but after considering Maverick’s variations on a Cate Harrington theme, we think that clothes don’t really have all that much to do with making the woman. As football season draws near once again, this time we find ourselves quite worried about what may happen to Londoners should an NFL team really be based there. The guys will all be chasing Kinky Cate. They’ll never get any practice done. [STAR TAGS: Summer Brielle, Austin Lynn, Maddison Hardy, Sassy Meli, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Cate Harrington
8/1/13

Having taken a quick poll in the office, it turns out that not one of us can name a single person that has ever darned their socks. Nor can we think of anyone that still makes them with yarn. Despite this evolution into the modern age, though, we nonetheless ended up with “A Darn in the Yarn” for Shayla today. Living with porn stars may not be exactly what you might expect — or it might be, presumably for those with a firm tie to the realities of everyday life — but whatever the case, we do things a unique way with risqué, and we freely admit mistakes when they occur. Apologies take way less effort than defense we have learned. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Very little yarn. No darn.

November 2007 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/07

There has been a very long debate over the difference between Art and Pornography, and in our little world perhaps the best explanation we’ve ever heard came from Gloria Leonard quoting someone (she sort of forgot to mention exactly whom, as we recall) that “The difference between art and pornography is the lighting.” … Well, politics aside, that works for us, although some would probably consider us not the best barometer of the topic, since we clearly have no problem with either. … With that in mind, then we’ll offer up some of the new talent around the office here and their “artistic” interpretations of the female nude. And since the female happens to be Shayla LaVeaux we certainly have no problem with that either. Basically, it just seems like there are enough problems in life, and you shouldn’t have to go out of your way to find some more. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]

Shayla and the Art of a Beautiful Woman
11/25/07

We apparently have some A.J. Bailey fans hanging around here, or perhaps they just really, really like libraries. Whatever the case they set us upon a trail to find a bit more … um … interactive exercise from the budding archival scientist. What with the odd inclination of some people NOT to watch American football on television, or better yet attend a game personally, it seemed like a pleasant diversion featuring A.J. and Hillary Scott might be a bit more up their alley – so to speak. Modern libraries probably have a lesbian section, right? [FEATURED TAGS: A.J. Bailey, Hillary Scott]

Study group that would encourage more studying.
11/22/07

So we had to go to Arizona to get some materials on a story about London. … Hey, we keep telling you truth is stranger than fiction. … Anyway, we decided to employ a few of the images in our typically heartfelt, empathetic, and divinely warm holiday greeting. … That seemed reasonable, seeing as how the rest of the employees seem to think they deserve the day off. Instead of thinking of obtaining some foreign workers around here, though, we’ll just wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving, and blame all of the wackiness on D.Minion and Bijou being in a hurry to get to the food. To paraphrase a “Wilde” foreigner, as a matter of fact, “In matters of great importance, style and not sincerity is the vital ingredient.” [FEATURED TAGS: Devinn Lane]

A wanted poster, obviously.
11/19/07

At any time in the day (these days) you’ll almost certainly be able to find a television announcer using the preface “At the end of the day …” for whatever pithy commentary they’re trying to espouse. Now we’re not sure when this happened; we’re not sure how it happened; we’re not even sure why it happened. We do think it’s interesting that no one seems to be much interested in “the beginning of the day” anymore – which probably just underscores the over-emphasis on results and not effort in modern society, at least it seems to us. … What have they done for us lately? … Right? … Toward that goal, then, we’ve decided not to wait on our “Fearless” (although most of us around here use “Frazzled” as the acceptable “F” term) Leader to continue the hopefully fascinating look at Women in Porn. Instead, we thought we’d look at a woman in porn, she being the Maverick discovery Suzie Best. In response to questioning, Maverick did indicate that he has BTS video with Ms. Best, and then we can wax philosophical anew. Until then we’ll just appreciate Suzie at the end of the day … or at the first of the day … or pretty much anytime we figure. Besides in the final analysis, if they’re going to change the phrase to “at the end of the day” shouldn’t we then be asking, “At the end of which day?” [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Suzie Best. Cherry she is.
11/17/07

Hmm. Well we got distracted from our regularly scheduled discussion of the various types of women that decide to get into the porn business by … well … some of those types. We’ll explain more before we begin today, but we can say at the outset that Heather Vuur can be quite persuasive, and it’s not just because she happens to look wonderful naked. … OK. That probably doesn’t hurt her causes, but that’s not the only reason we tend to listen to Heather. … Probably. … Maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: A.J. Bailey, Jewel, Risque News Insight]

Not Heather, but also probably persuasive in many contexts.
11/11/07

We know you probably don’t have much time today, what with needing to get busy rooting for your favorite NFL team to either win (because you believe they can actually make it to the Super Bowl) or lose (because you’ve seen the Patriots play and you might as well line things up for next year’s draft now). Unfortunately for all of us that see the Big Picture and just wish to fold our hand for the year, all those folks that currently work for the team this year still want to have a job next year, and so they keep trying to win. … Creeps. … So we’ll appreciate a little half-time entertainment courtesy of Kristal Summers and Jassie, and we’ll lament all those people that confuse “what’s good for the team” with “what’s good for the team that still keeps paying me.” Something’s in the details, but maybe we don’t remember what correctly. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Jassie Video, Exclusive Video]

Jassie ... beating the heck out of your basic cheerleader.
11/7/07

You know what happens when British Citizens fall in love? Well in A Fish Called Wanda John Cleese ended up with Jamie Lee Curtis, so this probably isn’t as good as that ending – probably. Still, when British Porno Citizens fall in love you get to see a whole lot more gratuitous nudity than you can with your basic Jamie Lee movie. Now we’re not entirely certain that this explains what has happened, but it’s as good a reason as we can figure for the all out Give it our (Suzie) Best season we seem to be entering. Hey, it’s cold, mucky, and gray (or more accurately grey) in London. They need to keep themselves busy. [FEATURED TAGS: Suzie Best Video, Exclusive Video, Maverick]

Suzie could be Best at a lot of things potentially.
11/5/07

Presumably when you think of “Ghetto” the word “Fabulous” isn’t the first thing that pops into your mind. Of course, you’re likely not looking at it through the eyes of Michael Ninn, and you’re probably not adequately taking in the references to Elvis Presley and Donny Osmond. It’s another one of those weird days with D.Minion on Set, can you tell? And of course there’s the very cleverly disguised BONUS material you can uncover today, as if the 160+ pictures and unique video moments weren’t enough. … OK. It’s really not all that cleverly disguised, since it’s basically a link that says “Bonus” on it, but you still have to look for it, and that will hopefully distract you from some of the anticipated oddness. Maybe not, but hope springs eternal we hear. [FEATURED TAGS: Eva Angelina Video, Mika Tan Video, Lyla Lei, Ashley Brooks, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Not Eva Angelina. Not Mika Tan. But one damn fine puppy picture.
11/2/07

D.Minion has a dilemma that she needs your help with. For some reason (and this would be another one of those issues it’s best not to ask too many questions about) she almost religiously reads Diane Mott Davidson’s mystery series about a caterer in Boulder, Colorado that keeps finding herself in the middle of murder investigations. OK. So we pretty much consider these story lines credible to the same extent that we believe all of the stories in Penthouse Forum, but DM seems to like them – almost certainly because of the presence of more than a few canine characters in the tales. … Well, apparently in a recent novel, Ms. Davidson introduced a stray named “Latte” that apparently inexplicably disappeared in the following book. So if any of you have any idea how the stray happened to stray again and could let D.Minion know, she might be able to ease her psychic pain a bit. (Although don’t try making jokes about it just going out for coffee. We tried that. … About some things our fine Minion has very little sense of humor.) For our part we asked Nurse Kristal, and then she got completely out of the nurse costume during her Cam Show Video. … And then we forgot the question. Hey, it worked for us. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers ready to aid. Who needs a doctor anyway?