10/31/18 |
Risqué “TOC” Live Nerd Girls[STAR TAGS: Kara Price Video, Sasha Sweet Video, Ela Darling Video, Anabelle Lee Video, Sinn Sage Video, Laurel Norton Video, Lily LaBeau Video, Lily Cade Video] |
10/29/18 |
ReelRisque A Matter of Perspective | pics[STAR TAGS: Brittany Angel] |
10/28/18 |
GingerLynn Alice Lighthouse – Kenna James – Kiki Daire – Sheena Rose – Jade Aspen – Brandy Aniston… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
10/27/18 | One of the benefits of bringing in previously freelance people into your workflow has to be all the things they can do without any real supervision. On the other hand, they tend to be not all that used to checking with other Teams that may be on the same project. Cynics out there may insist that we should have run Day Two of D.Minion feeling both Innocent yet Wet when we posted Day One a week ago. Just so you know, cynics are sad, lonely people who lack imagination. “Great (Hillary) Scott!” say we. [STAR TAGS: Hillary Scott Video, Nautica Thorn, Michael Ninn] |
10/26/18 |
ReelRisque The Colors of Passion | pics[STAR TAGS: Lily LaBeau, Lily Cade] |
10/25/18 | To be perfectly honest, we do not have a single person on this side of the pond who can tell you exactly what a “tuppence” might be with any degree of specificity. We could have called Maverick over in London, of course, but not only do we try to save those calls for important things like trying to explain the nuances of the “football” — in most of the world’s vernacular — leagues, but he often laughs at us when we ask Brit Questions. Apparently Mary Poppins may not actually provide the most solid basis for understanding England. Who knew? … On the upside, we understand Lesbian Orgy just fine. That seems to be a rather multi-cultural concept. Indeed. Quite. [STAR TAGS: Tina Video, Krystal Webb Video, Natasha Marley Video, Tommie Jo Video, Ashley Louise Video, Brooke Lee Video, Lilly Scott Video, Bo Tingley Video] |
10/23/18 |
247AdultStars Beth. We Hear Her Calling.[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
10/21/18 |
ReelRisque Dapper Debauchery | pics[STAR TAGS: Sinn Sage, Laurel Norton] |
10/20/18 | One good thing about having maintained a web site for a couple of decades, you end up with an excellent record of what life was bringing across a very long period of time. You can say things, for example, like thirteen years ago today and be able to justify that statement with amazing accuracy. As it turns out, those were times of “Innocence” around these parts, not only literally in this case, but also in one of Life’s most omnipresent lessons which age clarifies for everyone: We just thought things were complicated back then. [STAR TAGS: Kinzie Kenner Video, Faith Leon Video, Hillary Scott Video, Nautica Thorn Video, Roxy Jezel Video, Valerie Herrera Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/18/18 |
ReelRisque Anabelle Feeling Darling, Literally | pics[STAR TAGS: Ela Darling, Anabelle Lee] |
10/15/18 |
ReelRisque Think Pink (Romantically) | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video] |
10/14/18 |
GingerLynn Ashley Pink – Alana Evans – Ava Green – Alessandra Noir – Sasha Heart – Tara Morgan… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
10/11/18 |
ReelRisque Sort of an XXbox | pics[STAR TAGS: Kara Price, Sasha Sweet] |
10/8/18 |
GingerLynn Tribute to the King[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
10/7/18 |
Shayla Special Lesbian Effects[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, P.J. Sparxx Video, Marissa Malibu Video] |
10/5/18 | If people could be completely honest, some birthdays simply happen to be more important than others — even when they belong to someone else. As we close the (public) Memories of Darling, as a matter of fact, we happen to remember a very special one every year on this day. Truth be told, “Sophie’s Choice” would not be nearly as difficult as we might admit in most situations. This explains why people should not necessarily be completely honest. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs, Lauren Montgomery, Jewel Valmont, Ava Vincent] |
10/4/18 | For some reason we spend a lot of time in the bathroom today, although we will admit that when you talk about it in a British accent and call it a “loo” in your description, it does sound more interesting. Footballer Wives have nice rooms in which they rest anyway, we can assure you. Then again, with Kaia Kane “consoling” a distraught Anna Lovato — sans “knickers” as it turns out — in a decidedly friendly fashion, you may not notice the surroundings all that much anyway. You sure can store some interesting things in those big ol’ purses. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Kaia Kane Video] |
10/1/18 |
Risqué “TOC” The Sybian Scam[STAR TAGS: Ally Ann Video, Lexi Belle Video, Allie Haze Video, Jenna Presley Video] |
Filed Under: Kinzie Kenner
July 2010 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
7/30/10 | Just for the record, if you ever get a new friend in Los Angeles, she should own a ranch in the hills. We happened to be at two such places over the last few days, one of them drinking margaritas, and one of them not drinking margaritas because we just had to bring by our donation for the Pet Rescue Center before getting the heck out of Dodge – because we didn’t want to be stuck late drinking margaritas again. When Pour Me Another Tequila Sheila starts sounding like one of the greatest songs ever written, you should really call it a night. Also you all donate something to your local pet rescue … after reading this right now, naturally. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Black, Erica McLean] |
7/24/10 | Did you know that déjà vu has an opposite partner called jamais vu? It means feeling like you’re seeing something that should be familiar for the very first time. Well, Felicity lends us her photographic talents today, and even after having been present on literally thousands of adult movie sets, we found ourselves amazed. People might be surprised to learn that a great many very talented people populate this industry, and not all of them work in front of the camera. Not that we wouldn’t want to see Felicity naked, but that’s another story entirely. [FEATURED TAGS: Megan Foxx, Emy Reyes Video] |
7/22/10 | To some extent we find ourselves without guidance today as the head guru dude is off working with Cytherea to help get the rest of the elements in line for the launch of her new site, and D.Minion is (we swear) off attending the General Hospital Annual Convention in Los Angeles. Obviously the first decision we understand completely, and the second one baffles us completely. At any rate we have been left to “complete” Maverick’s latest 247AdultStars entry today, and we have done so with our completely typical aplomb. Basically, we complete you. … Nice, isn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247, Sandie Caine Video, Exclusive Video] |
7/18/10 | None of us here could find a definitive answer regarding how old a person has to be before they can become an existential, but it does seem like you should probably be older than your typical new porn star. Of course some would argue that women that choose making adult movies as a vocation must by definition hold at least some existential concepts dear, even if they don’t perceive them as such. Others would argue that expressing one’s sexuality openly and without shame indicates rather a strong moral compass and a dedication to individual empowerment. … Then there are those of us that would argue that there’s altogether too much arguing in life already, and so we should really just stop arguing and enjoy the unusual people, like Erica McLean and Megan (“not that one” ) Foxx, that populate the planet. … Also, everyone should have dogs. If everyone had dogs, there would be no war. [FEATURED TAGS: Megan Foxx, Erica McLean] |
7/14/10 | Feast or Famine. That’s what they say, right? Well, whoever “they” happen to be, “they” certainly hit the nail on the head this time around. All of the sudden everybody here has so many independent projects going on that we actually have a temporary written sheet to help keep track of them all. And computer geeks don’t like writing; that’s a fact. Still according to the Aged Ones in charge writing is actually faster and more efficient sometimes. (Yeah, right.) On the other hand, the crush has given one of the newer team members a chance to do a little investigation of Dee, along with Kinzie Kenner and Yasmine Milan. How bad can that be? As a matter of fact, also according to the Aged Ones, if we let people play with Dee stories once in awhile, they don’t whine nearly as much about workload. Even computer geeks agree with that. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kinzie Kenner, Yasmine Milan] |
7/9/10 | This has all the markings of an interesting few days coming up, as we’re headed into downtown to help Cytherea with her next web content shoot, and then we plan on visiting our first ever “Exxxotica Los Angeles” convention. Usually we go to “Erotica Los Angeles” which would obviously be a completely different gathering (as you can tell by the completely different name), but AVN decided not to have “Erotica” this year (not that they really told anyone or anything, but we’re not bitter). Then we’re going to be on set for a couple of days with Erica McLean where presumably we will learn that on occasion pigs do indeed fly. Cytherea has chimed in further to help everyone pass the time in our absence with a blast from her past we’ve entitled “A Cy and a Thigh High Sigh” – simply because we’re weird that way. And if you’re familiar with Cytherea at all, you understand completely that we use the term “blast” here in a literal sense. The Geeks will be here doing their Geek Things, though, and after perusing today’s commentary, you’ll likely understand a bit more – and be quite happy doing so. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
7/6/10 | Just to be sure we get everyone mentioned, because they do bop all over this “socializing” story here, it was (in order of Marty’s Photo Page Appearance) Nicki Hunter, Jenna Haze, Sara Sloane, Misty Stone, Belladonna, Bobbi Star, Kirsten Price, Savanna Samson, Joanna Angel, and one bodaciously cute Production Assistant named Mandie hanging around on this day, but Tori Black, Kayden Kross and Kagney Lynn Karter didn’t get there until very late, so we have to save them for the next installment. Of course we still have plenty to cover (or uncover) today, so we’re not overly sad. Also, if you’re a Member here you know how much extra credit counts, so you might think about boning up on Kenny Rogers trivia and Greek Mythology. That’s probably not the type of “boning up” you expected here, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Nicki Hunter, Jenna Haze, Sara Sloane, Misty Stone, Belladonna, Bobbi Star, Kirsten Price, Savanna Samson, Joanna Angel] |
7/2/10 | The current favorite for the Local LA Area Bumper Sticker contest we keep perpetually in motion around here reads, “Where am I going, and why am I in this hand basket?” Now you shouldn’t read too much into the fact that we’re talking a bit about AVN today, and if you do read something into it anyway, we can assure you that we plan on denying everything. As a matter of fact, that turns out to be a pretty good plan for life in general. Feel free to try it yourself. If nothing else, it annoys the dickens out of most people, and that’s always fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Felicity] |
May 2010 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/30/10 | Can you look back at any particular group of days in your life and think, “You know, that was really, really good … “? We assume that almost all of us can do that, and if you can’t, well we’re sincerely very sorry for you. That said, you should really get about setting up one of those times for yourself, and we’ve helpfully provided some suggestions here today. Just as a hint: It helps if you can bring along a few beautiful porn stars. Having someone else foot the bill turns out to be important too. Things definitely don’t go better with broke. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Lola, Doria, Heather Hunter, Lexus Locklear] |
5/28/10 | Advertising Campaigns don’t usually set themselves up as themes in our little Risqué Commune world, but they do seem rather prevalent around here over the past month or so. Consequently, when we decided to keep plodding though all the Dee at KSEX Coverage, the slight (but ever-so-beautiful) bonus at the conclusion became interestingly appropriate. Also, assuming things go according to plan, we’ve now set the stage for a more significant Advertising Campaign Contribution in the future. Of course according to plan always seems to be the wild card around here. One thing about it, our lives are never boring. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kinzie Kenner, Lexie L’Amour, Stella] |
5/23/10 | If you’ll pardon the potentially politically incorrect influence for a moment, we’ll tell you that although we’ve shown all manner of “chicks” around here, this might be the first time we’ve actually shown you chickens. And what, you might wonder, do chickens have to do with Maverick’s observations (and various levels of stalking) with Days 3 & 4 of the most recent AEE? Well, we would tell you, should we deign to answer such a reasonable question, not so much really. On the other hand in this case they do work as a metaphor for the condition that arises when you take a boy out of his normal element and he seeks to commune with nature. Being potentially politically incorrect can be pretty deep it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Lexi Love, Tori Black, Nyomi Banxxx, Gina Lynn, Nina Hartley, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Jana Jordan, Belladonna, Sunny Lane, Kaylani Lei, Kayden Kross, Monique Alexander, Alexis Texas, Raven Alexis, Sunset Thomas, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, Sunny Leone, AJ Bailey, Riley Steele, Julia Ann, Raylene, Teagan Presley, Exclusive Video] |
5/20/10 | I wanted to call this “Cytherea Flies Solo Anew” but D.Minion said that would be overly erudite. (Yeah, she talks like that.) Of course “anew” she wouldn’t go for it. … Now how’s that for not overly erudite? … We should probably get to the story. It’s always a bit scary when we start making editorial comments before the author even gets a chance to start the actual article about which we sit posed to comment. … Hmm. Maybe we can be overly erudite. … Ah, well, Too erudite is human. To eschew sublime. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Exclusive Video ] |
5/14/10 | Confounded you may be by the conceptual alliteration levied today, although you should find it fairly easy to ignore the intrusion into a part of your brain you weren’t seeking to stretch at this time. It’s the latest in the Shayla scenario, and that fairly well covers all the important part. Should you feel particularly erudite, you may also enjoy D.Minion’s Intelligence Quotient contribution, although we’ll tell you right up front that if you happen to be an English Major who grew up on a farm, it will enhance the likelihood of your success. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
5/10/10 | Quick to correct a cultural error, we are. And talk like Yoda, we might. On the other hand, in case you’re curious, we also understand The Trouble with Tribbles. Of course that doesn’t do much to explain the rather festive lesbian liaison we have on tap today between Paola Rey and Marlie Moore, but how much explaining does that really need anyway. Heck it’s probably in the part you just skip over anyway. For what it’s worth, we’d advise against that, honestly. “Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.” [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Marlie Moore] |
5/8/10 | Have you ever seriously considered doing something just because it sounds fun, even if pure logic would probably recommend against the idea? And then have you ever considered that this illogical idea probably sounds “fun” just because it will involve regular interaction with a spectacularly sexy woman? And have you cared? … Well, we’re big fans of sexy women around here, and although we haven’t quite “decided’ what precisely we’re going to do, odds seem good that you’ll enjoy the thought process here. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Madison Scott, Erica McLean] |
5/5/10 | Naturally we celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year around here. We’re deep believers in the benefits of cross-cultural understanding, the recognition of world history, and the progressive evolution that marks the ongoing transcendence of the human spirit as it seeks its peaceful nirvana. Also, we pretty much go for anything that includes a party with tequila and guacamole dip. Now our newest risqué office member put together the post for today, and we’ll freely admit that he may have missed the entirely accurate mark. Just as soon as we recover from the cerveza tomorrow we’re going to do a little bit of explaining to him too. Still, what we lack in technical accuracy we more than make up for in raucous conviviality. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessi Palmer Video] |
5/2/10 | Porn Stars can actually teach us a lot. Now we’d be the first to admit that not everything they can teach us will turn out to be extraordinarily valuable on a regular basis, but any artisan can tell you that a lot of truly fine work in the world starts with simply possessing the right tools for the job. And let’s face it: Who can really tell us better how to handle uncomfortable questions or situations than a Porn Star? And given Dee’s attire during the contribution today, we’re reasonably certain you won’t care if you ever have a reason to put any of the more erudite recommendations to use anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee] |