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August 2026 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/26	ReelRisque Beautiful Booty Call pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Carli Banks Video]
8/30/26	GingerLynn Loni Legend – Tera Patrick – Alessandra Noir – Dayton Rains – Belle Knox – Natasha Voya … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
8/29/26	ReelRisque Some Beach pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Karmen Diaz Video]
8/28/26	Back in the days before FaceTime became available to anyone — well, anyone who owned an iPhone and wished to converse with another iPhone owner — some people could still interact with each other across great distances. Now in those days, one of those “people” needed to have a whole bunch of really expensive equipment as well as a punishingly large monthly fee for a special type of internet connection, but where there’s a will, there’s a way, as they say. Honestly it did not matter if it was a Will, or a Bob, or even a Mary, on the other end of the connection, Naked Chat Live brought a dandy good time, with a lot more than faces, actually. We conclude our celebration of this second installment today with a couple of remarkably happy participants. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Lawson Video]
8/26/26	RisqueNews “Cy-entific” Inquiry [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lyla Lei Video]
8/24/26	RisqueNews “Cosmic Diversity” … The Labrador and a Tennis Ball [STAR TAGS: Megan Foxx]
8/22/26	ReelRisque Boy-Toy Trial \| vid [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Kiara Diane Video]
8/20/26	RisqueNews For Whom the Belles Toil [STAR TAGS: Felicity]
8/19/26	RisqueNews The Changing Room [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Emy Reyes Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane]
8/17/26	When an older person tries to explain something to a younger person with the catchall, “Well, things were different then,” that attempt generally fails to pacify the younger person. In their minds, if we didn’t know any better, we should have known better. Consequently, we shall gloss over the title of our next Asian feature which debuts today, as we look forward to a future where we can watch these currently young and self-righteous team members try to explain things to their younger generation. It will happen. (And it will be glorious.) [STAR TAGS: Jessica Bangkok Video]
8/16/26	One understands the depth and breadth of point only in full consideration of counter-point. That makes logical sense if you think about it because, for example, how will you know if you have enjoyed the best chile verde burrito ever unless you keep trying them over and over at different places? While we offer no Mexican food recipes today (although we will provide them upon request), we do borrow a darned fine representation of AI Robotics potential … well, in theory. Hey, if you’re gonna have theories, it never hurts to start with Gianna Dior. Heck, she might even like a chile verde burrito. You should ask her when you see her. [STAR TAGS: Gianna Dior Video, Sofi Ryan Video]
8/15/26	If you can glean a hint from this introduction, we will tell you that the editorial includes the conclusion that, “It takes all kinds to make a world.” … Never one to judge the kinks of others, however — at least not like really, really harshly — we have an anal feature for today, for those who like that genre a whole lot. For the slightly less bold, we might advise approaching this with less assiduity than we might usually recommended for our fare. It never hurts to broaden one’s horizons, we suppose, although in this case trying it at home might. [STAR TAGS: Havana Ginger Video, Liv Wylder Video, Keeani Lei Video, Kelly Wells Video, Jamie Elle Video]
8/12/26	RisqueNews Toys & the Tori Team [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Tori Black]
8/10/26	RisqueNews Black in Back [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video]
8/9/26	GingerLynn Nicki Hunter – Shay Lynn – Ana Foxxx – Charli Piper – Brooklyn Daniels – Gina West … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
8/7/26	A surprising number of life’s pithy insights could be found on classic bumper stickers. Of course that was when cars had big steel bumpers all fancy and chrome, just perfect for life’s pithy insights. In consideration of that, a popular option on muscle cars happened to be some variation of “Get in. Sit down. Shut Up & Hang on.” … Oddly enough, that sentiment fits rather well with our latest installment of Naked Chat Live 2 and its athletic enterprise. Interestingly, “Keep on Truckin’” would have fit too. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Naughty Video]
8/5/26	RisqueNews Sing the Sonata [STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Penny Flame Video, Michael Ninn]
8/2/26	Not all of us even try to be a sweetheart at work. Based on a very unscientific personal poll involving just a single person’s observations, it seems like the number one goal of 98% of people in any sort of work environment boils down to trying not to get fired. Half of the remainder would be your entrepreneurs, while the other 1% of the original total have enough confidence to know their value and know they can always get another job. That last 1% contains an actual Sweetheart of the Monica variety this time around. She didn’t quit, but golly she probably thought about it. [STAR TAGS: Monica Sweetheart]
8/1/26	ReelRisque Carpe Lee pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Britney Pierce Video]

May 2026 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/26	If we take all gloss and nuance away from it, women can pretty much talk men into anything. Shocked testosterone and “Masculine Virtues” aside, no matter how “manly” or “trad husband” your situation may be, when she needs to, the woman in your life really runs the show. Now when this woman decides to “mandate” (not a gay thing at all, interestingly) something you love to do anyway, well, she becomes very special to you and your … um … date. Honestly, properly-timed Jerkoff Instructions could rule the world — or at least make it a much happier place. [STAR TAGS: Hadley Haze Video, Christie Stevens Video, Ella Knox Video, Violet Myers Video]
5/29/26	RisqueNews Aiming for Stare Well Improvement [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
5/28/26	RisqueNews Bootleg Bobbi: Mad About Hue [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Starr Video, Cheyenne Silver]
5/27/26	ReelRisque Small Favors \| pics [STAR TAGS: Sensi Pearl]
5/25/26	Titles like “Seduced by a Real Lesbian” always make us wonder about interesting things, like what might exactly constitute a fake lesbian? If you have sex with men and women, you would be bisexual, after all, and thus not a lesbian at all. But what about if you only want to have sex with other women, but in real life find yourself only having sex with men? Would that make you a fake lesbian? Honestly, that seems more like not a lesbian at all because we’re pretty sure that fantasies don’t count. And if fantasies DO count, well, we’re all in trouble. [STAR TAGS: Briana Blair Video, Layla Rose Video]
5/24/26	ReelRisque Very VIP Room pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video, Sammy Rhodes Video]
5/23/26	As the next long weekend in America begins, where people eat too much and remember too little, we have chosen to offer a slightly different take on things to consider. Obviously grateful rumination as to the reason for the Monday holiday would be required, even in our office where many of the general public out there carting around flags would look at our efforts with disgust and condemnation. We have two other days, though, and watching the screaming people on the feeds supported another idea that sprouted here recently. Consider, with glee and admiration, The HERicane. Beats the heck out of disgust and condemnation, honestly, and it makes you happier. [STAR TAGS: Gia Paloma Video]
5/21/26	We find it interesting that today happens to be both International Tea Day as well as National Strawberries & Cream Day. Honestly we’ve no idea about the origins of either, but it certainly sounds like something we carried over from the British days. Speaking of British days, we have a bit of one of our own this time around as Maverick mans the camera while Cytherea discusses sex with superheroes. Shayla contributes too — “Parrish” the Thought — but you will need to provide your own celebratory tea and other ingredients should you wish to be fully authentic. Strawberries happen to be quite excellent now on the Central Coast, but we have no cream, so we’ll just have to use champagne. Odd, the places we find motivation. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Parrish Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video ]
5/19/26	RisqueNews Disrobe of Many Colors [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Keri Windsor Video, Alexandra Nice Video]
5/17/26	We never really plan things out this way, but it seems like once Dee enters the conversation everybody gets excited about Dee, and we end up with a bunch of Dee updates sort of backing up against one another. Then again, in all the years we have been doing this, no one has even once complained about too much Dee. Heck, ever directors never thought that when they would hire her for project after project. There we times when people would hire her just to come in and do some background character stuff, just to have her around on set. On this day, however, we uncovered some very difficult to still find “exercises” of the POV variety. For many of us, Dee will always be the “P” in that abbreviation. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Shayla LaVeaux]
5/14/26	One sure way to get rid of someone lying just to create a scandal would be to just do the thing they’ve accused you of and not worry about the rest. Clearly that approach would not work in every situation, as some scandals these days qualify as more horrifying than merely scandalous, but you get the point — as does Dee in The Scandal finale. Set in dazzling, albeit competing, views, we have but one question. … If a guy gets a hummer outside his Hummer, does he then become redundant? [STAR TAGS: Dee Video]
5/11/26	RisqueNews A Pig’s Behind [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Sasha Heart Video, Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video, Megan Foxx Video]
5/10/26	GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Raylene – Kimberly Chi – Claudia Valentine – Allysin Wonderland – Elizabeth Starr … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
5/9/26	We got a bit delayed today — and not in the way Dee prefers, to be clear — because quite simply with the whole Risqué Commune thing it can get complicated. You set about fixing up some new video (ironically not including Dee this time), and suddenly you find yourself winding down decades-old paths that combine to create the overall story. Granted, our paths likely have a lot more beautiful women sans clothing than most paths in life, but it can still become a challenge trying to keep all the threads straight. … Hmm. That could be why we so prefer all those times when “threads” are not relevant at all. (You might have to be aware of 1970s vernacular to get that joke, but if you do understand it, you’re welcome.) [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Cytherea Video, Anikka Albrite Video, Janice Griffith Video, Misty Rain Video, Chayse Manhattan Video, Faye Taylor Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/8/26	ReelRisque DIY Satisfaction pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Ariana Grand Video]
5/5/26	RisqueNews Cinco de Mika de Nuevo [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan]
5/4/26	We always like finishing up a movie, if for no other reason than we get to add to our now lengthy collection on the “Full Movies” index in the members’ area. We particularly like it when we finish up a movie where we did the second part of the story first and then came back later with the first part of the story. Not that any major motion picture franchise ever did that or anything, and even if they did, they did not star Emy Reyes, so they could not have been nearly as good. … We will say that should you now be trying to make it through every scene in all of The Flying Pink Pig series, may the fourth be with you. [STAR TAGS: Emy Reyes Video]
5/3/26	To be perfectly clear, none of us has ever even had a friend that used to be a butler. In fact, we cannot think of a single person who can even think of someone they know who might know someone who knows a butler. Consequently, we lack the requisite authority to even question What the Butler Saw with any sort of reasonable position. That said, we do know people who have worked in the hospitality industry, and based on some of their stories, we can affirm that people be freaky — and disgusting pigs. … Thankfully, today we’re more about the freaky part. [STAR TAGS: Cindy Behr Video, Sabrina Sweet Video, Claudia Adams Video, Sativa Rose Video, Stacey Saran Video, Bonny Bon Video, Ebony Goddess Video, Syren Sexton Video]
5/1/26	ReelRisque May Flowers Fire pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video]

September 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/12	Oh, dear. Oh, dear. … Oh, dear. … We really don’t mean to terrify anyone out there before the always happy “Halloween Month” even begins, but kindness dictates that we need to warn you: D.Minion has a new puppy. … Did we mention, “Oh, dear?” In our efforts to put a finger in the dike before it explodes and we all find ourselves buried in puppy pictures, we decided to enlist the aid of Shayla, Cytherea, and Cheyenne Silver immediately. We admit that technically they do not qualify as “dykes” per se, but who ever heard of sticking their finger in the bisexual? … Yeah. OK. … So who ever heard of it in the context of potentially avoiding a disaster? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]
9/27/12	We can explain the American fascination with the NFL in a fairly simple way: For just a little bit of time in one’s complicated and frustrating life, it becomes perfectly acceptable to scream and yell like this world will end if the referee fails to call pass interference on some play in a game. It can be very cathartic, really, at least until the national press gets involved. A presumably relatively educated chap on Good Morning America today did refer to the circumstances surrounding a blown call last Monday as a night “that will live in infamy” during his report that we will now have the regular refs to scream at once again. … Um … That might be a bit extreme. Still, we manage to tie together Cytherea’s birthday and the Oakland Raiders this time out, which we consider a much more reasonable use of the football pastime. Of course we did have to explain to more than a few people in the office why they’re supposed to hate the Raiders. That was disheartening. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
9/25/12	All things considered it seems like our mothers should celebrate the anniversary of our births a lot more than the mere offspring should do. Right? She’s the one that did all the work, after all. If anything the individual kids should probably hide from that day as much as possible, because after that whole “come out of the womb” thing life sure got a lot tougher. Now in Maverick’s case although he claims to be particularly not celebrating this birthday, at least he has chosen to avoid thinking about it by employing a particularly American tactic: He is tormenting his friends with the beautiful women in his life. … OK. So the 247AdultStars team is really just tormenting Steve, so the rest of us can have a grand old time. … (Sorry, Mav. Didn’t mean to bring up old.) [FEATURED TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
9/23/12	It goes without saying that any commentary on life almost completely depends on the author’s point of view. We all exist as an amalgamation of our life experiences, and as such we make observations necessarily influenced by that history. Of course not all of us have a POV Sex Experience with Dee, which just goes to show that some points of view can be a heck of a lot more interesting than others. Also, it confirms the theory that life is not fair. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video]
9/20/12	Some 39 years ago today, Billie Jean King defeated Bobby Riggs in a tennis match between professional players. Without getting into all the after-the-fact rationalizations that attempted to explain this woman over man event, we have decided rather to point out what now should be an obvious fact to everyone: Given enough time, women will always win. Honestly we can’t see why this appears confusing to people. To mark this day with Risqué’s usual celebration of all things female, the women here chose it to debut the NEW RISQUÉ RESPONSIVE DESIGN Launch on the Members’ Side. We did think to point out that that if you took the ages of any two random female performers in the adult business today, and you added those numbers together, odds are good you would still not reach the number thirty-nine. … Then, since many of us here remember watching the match between Billie Jean and Bobby on television, we decided to think about something else and let everyone enjoy all the nifty modern geekiness abounding. We go girl! [FEATURED TAGS: Allyssa Hall Video, Lexi Belle Video]
9/19/12	A careful analysis of the most recent Monday Night Football contest reveals perhaps a caveat for life: Employing the “lull them into a false sense of security” strategy risks an eventuality where such a state suddenly represents an actual sense of security. Of course even if you know nothing about football — and care even less — you probably know that a “pigskin” plays a crucial role in the game. In our typical not in the least bit similar at all approach to porn simile, we provide “Porcine Prestidigitation” as a discourse this time around. If it makes you feel better, not only do we have no officials around to call penalties, we don’t even wear uniforms — or clothes, if you want to get technical about it. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Nicki Hunter, Sunny Lane, Emy Reyes, Megan Foxx, Erica McLane]
9/16/12	The football fans take weekends off this time of year, as apparently colleges play all through Saturday, and some frighteningly powerful group called the NFL takes over life on Sundays. Sadly for those folks, they will be late for their date “Smokin’ Bree” — while the rest of us get to enjoy the soft, warm and tasty treat right on time. Even those of us not dedicated to the “pigskin” (or even its name, truth be told) do not find it odd that the NFL has begun to take over Thursdays too this year, to go along with the Monday nights it has always held sway over. No. We do find quite unusual, however, how many “football fans” we have in the office that never follow a team at all until it means they get weekends off. Very curious. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen Video]
9/13/12	You know how you can just be going through your normal life, and all of the sudden you will find yourself thinking about someone you haven’t seen in quite awhile? Well, somebody needs to call Kristal Summers and tell her to think about me next time. She has apparently been lax in this important task. Were this not bad enough, in the recent CyCAM Episode tapped today, Cytherea actually asks for “motivation” before she begins. When a beautiful naked woman looks right at you and asks for advice regarding what she should think about while she masturbates, you shouldn’t take that personally, right? After going 0 for 2, I’m going to fold. You, however, can feel free to enjoy both Kristal and Cytherea. Sigh. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
9/12/12	A mom and pop retail establishment we visited in Los Angeles this week had one of those hand-crafted signs taped to the wall above the cash register. It said, “Due to the declining California economy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.” That said, since no one here ever made $40/hour to put on lug nuts in an assembly line, perhaps we see the future more optimistically than some people. Of course spending ones time watching three beautiful women act out lesbian fantasies in a bathtub full of milk could tend to brighten one’s outlook. You should prepare to feel much brighter. [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis, Nikki Blond Video, Britney Diamond, Michael Ninn]
9/9/12	Most of the time we spend 90% of our time working on new material for the Members’ Side, and about 10% of our time organizing files and being sure the databases stay up to date so we can keep posting well into the future (when we would have probably forgotten all about the story behind the photos or videos if we did not complete this step). Obviously it does not take much of a math whiz to figure out that this equation leaves very little room for working on the “Free Side” of risqué. Every once in awhile, though, we will give the topic at least cursory consideration, most often with interesting — if not wholeheartedly amusing — results. Today happens to be such a day as it turns out, although you will need to be a member to know the funny part. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
9/5/12	Conventions have a certain amount of similarity and overlap no matter where they happen to be held. … OK, so we attended a plumbing supplies convention once for some odd reason, and it was a bit different, and when we went to the Venus Show in Berlin they were playing hard core movies up on a giant screen when you went in, but those serve as exceptions that prove the rule. Between us we have been to hundreds of conventions, and those two stand out as unique in our minds. Now when Uncle Gibby goes to a convention with his video camera, though, you just never know what you may discover. Come to think of it, maybe there were a lot more unique moments at conventions, but we simply forgot. The mind is the first to go, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Exxxotica Chicago 2012, Belladonna Exclusive Video, Stoya Exclusive Video, Stormy Daniels, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Jenna Presley, Mari Possa, Lexi Belle]
9/3/12	Only in America would we create a holiday called Labor Day and then have everyone celebrate by having everyone basically do nothing. Of course a few religious leaders could take some guidance from this approach. For example if those days of fasting all involved eating tons of decadent food all day long, they’d be a lot more popular. And speaking of food, festivities, and decadence, you should try spending some time in Las Vegas with Shayla and Cytherea. D.Minion did. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, JR Carrington, 247AdultStars.com]

May 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/11	A great many things in life turn out to be memorable, and today (at least in America) we celebrate some of the most daring sacrifices in our history. We don’t as a rule wish misfortune, however severe, on any person, but the attack on our little benevolent site yesterday morning did manage to peeve us for a couple of hours. You may have noticed the “hacked” warnings if you tried to log on early in the day, which at least means the security settings are acting as programmed. It basically locks everything down so we can find the vermin and exterminate them, but that’s handy too. Having determined the cause of the problem, we will give them this bit of advice, should they be reading risque still: You should move. We know where you live. … On a much happier note, Shayla’s around once again and has helped us take our minds off of people that have nothing better to do than wreak random acts of digital violence. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
5/27/11	Have you ever run across the perfect word, long forgotten in the recesses of your brain, and then found yourself using it all the time over the course of a day? Well that happened to us today, which wouldn’t be that odd except the word happens to be “sycophant” – which really shouldn’t apply all that often one would think. On the other hand we admittedly lead weird lives around here, and we do tend to rather appreciate the efforts of a clever sycophant, so there you go. Maverick also puts forth some effort to pun the last name of Tanya Cox, but compared to the $10 word effort, that just seemed rather simplistic. Regardless of literary merit, however, we’re thinking you will probably like the Tanya video on 247AdultStars.com better anyway. You just can’t reason with some people. [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/26/11	So who even knew the wind could blow 200 mph on dry land? Presumably some people alive enough to pay attention to tornados back in 1974 might remember, but none of us around here falls into that category. (Well, Gibby and Steve might, but we didn’t ask them out of politeness.) Still, they call it “Mother Nature” for a reason, and we all remember a few times in our lives when mama just felt a need to make her presence more keenly felt – at least before a “time out” became a presumably reasonable method of punishment. In a rather more pleasant vein today, though, we give you Brea Bennett, playing her own version of a woman requiring attention. Interestingly enough, this lesson doesn’t suck at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Brea Bennett Video, Jayme Langford Video, Michael Ninn]
5/22/11	Don’t you just hate it when you feel like a complete idiot? All this time we’ve been worried about the NFL Labor Dispute (with capital letters, don’t you know), and the whole time we could have been watching the new Lingerie Football League. OK. So the web site(s) are designed poorly, featuring a user interface baffling to even those of us that do this for a living. Worse, every time you land on a page, when it finally loads, a process that takes way too long (because of poor implementation to go along with the poor design), it will start making horribly loud sounds without you doing a thing. This has been the benchmark for “amateur” for at least the last ten years in web development, by the way. And don’t even get us started on the use of all caps in the meta tags. … Despite all that, though, the League features women playing tackle football in amazingly skimpy outfits. Tom Brady can now just keep on suing whomever he wants for as long as he wants. We’re happy. … Oh! And you can hear about Shayla LaVeaux playing with herself today too. We forgot to mention. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]
5/19/11	You can probably think of a great many ways to apologize, without ever admitting any culpability, of course, because otherwise where’s the skill in that? In our particular case, however, we’ll have to admit it becomes a heck of a lot easier if you have a bunch of Anais footage tucked away. You may have considered as you’ve gone through life, that very beautiful people just don’t seem to live under the same set of rules as the rest of us. Now we’re not arguing with that assessment at all, but we will say that it’s darned handy to have a few of them as friends every once in awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
5/17/11	Speaking of “Capri” (and D.Minion does that today) … but strange shortish pants don’t encompass the bigger issue here. We need to set the stage a bit … So if you decide to hire a new secretary, and you decide to hire Cytherea for the job. And then if she decides to have sex in the office, you really should think about covering your computers in plastic or something. And if she decides to make that sex a 3-way, and you’re not invited to be one of the three, well, you should probably still get the plastic anyway – and maybe one of those shop vacuums that sucks up liquids too. That would be handy. And finally, you probably never, ever, want Cytherea and D.Minion to roam around the office when you’re not there. Hypothetically … [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]
5/13/11	Many, many types of smiles can play across a woman’s face, and if men spent more time looking at that part of the female anatomy, we might actually learn to recognize them. … That said, trying to understand women, and Friday the Thirteenth at the same time really seems like too much scariness at one time. Y’all (well, all the Members) can consider Office Darling Capri Anderson her beatific smiles. … Fun word, beatific … (Maybe the world needs more Tifics. You think?). [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen]
5/9/11	For some odd reason, the post for May 1^st didn’t seem to go up until after the post for May 5^th – and both of them apparently added a day to their intended debuts. While this sort of messes up the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration thing, it does in retrospect demonstrate a May Day! May Day! concept that we pretty much live by all year long. … If you haven’t visited in the last few days it shouldn’t matter, but if have stopped by already this past weekend, you might pop on back to May 2^nd (now) and be sure you’re caught up. Actually once you read that particular entry, you can probably guess what happened too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]
5/6/11	Alfred Hitchcock once said, “There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.” … Given the events of this past week, that seems an oddly prescient view, don’t you think? … Fortunately for those of us not completely fixated on military spending all the time, we have a rather more enjoyable reason to use a couple of different Alfred Hitchcock quotes as D.Minion finishes up her on-the-set piece for Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig. If you think about it, this too can tie into more mainstream current events, as we can all be sure that this will be exactly when the government tells us the complete story about anything – when pigs fly. (All things considered, that’s probably a good thing, however.) [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, Megan Foxx, Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]
5/2/11	If you happen to be a male, and you happen to have ever been stuck in a store while a woman tried on a bunch of clothes, then you have a keen understanding of how difficult it can be to look absolutely nowhere at all, yet still keep your eyes open. On the other hand, if instead you happen to be at a shoot with a porn star while she tries on a bunch of different clothes, well, the experience differs dramatically. Basically, you just don’t feel like closing your eyes even for a moment. If all department stores employed porn stars, it would bring a whole level of enjoyment to that boring shopping exercise. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers Video]

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