7/31/24 |
ReelRisque Possibly Prefers Pizza | pics[STAR TAGS: Joceline Kelly] |
7/29/24 |
247AdultStars Christmas in July[STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/28/24 | There are many things that one might consider bringing along on a trip to the beach. Out here in Southern California, of course, we have a lot of practice with these sorts of trips, so most of us end up with a collection of “going to the beach to do THIS” lists, where the items can vary rather substantially. After all, just sitting in sun or the surf does not require the number of things that playing volleyball or even people-watching might suggest. Oddly, all the lists do seem to include a certain biological attribute that always seems to enhance the trip, no matter what the intended goal. Nature can be great fun, right? [STAR TAGS: Melina Mason Video, Dayna Vendetta Video, Kiera King Video, Siri Dahl Video] |
7/26/24 |
ReelRisque A Very Graphic Novel | pics[STAR TAGS: Siri Dahl] |
7/25/24 |
RisqueNews Cheyenne Silver — A Song All Her Own[STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video] |
7/24/24 |
247AdultStars The Convention Stars Bright, The Fun Remains the Same[STAR TAGS: Erotica London 2011, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Katie K, Nancy Dell’Olio, Tanya Tate, Angel Long, Yazim, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/23/24 |
ReelRisque A More Private Workout | pics[STAR TAGS: Kiera King] |
7/22/24 | For those perhaps too young to be familiar with the phrase, “Gimme some sugar” means simply that you are asking someone for a kiss. Now the general rules of civility and propriety surround the appropriate use of this expression, of course. One would not, for example, walk up to an attractive stranger in a grocery store with the request. At best the person might laugh, but more likely these days you would be directed to the correct aisle where one might acquire baking goods. When speaking of a Sugar Daddy, however, the “gimme some” implies an entirely different kind of relationship — although you should probably not try that at your local grocery store either. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Starr Video] |
7/21/24 |
ReelRisque Love an Early Valentina | pics[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina] |
7/20/24 | According to Wikipedia — which certainly reigns as infallible because just anyone can post to it — scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Now that may be off a bit, because, y’know, Wikipedia, but for our purposes the precise date does not matter all that much. You see, we were wondering how long after actual scissors were invented did the kind we consider today in Stepsisters That Scissor come into being. After thinking about it, we’re thinking our kind might actually have come earlier and led to the invention of the more common variety. We can just hear some lesbian or bisexual woman exclaiming, “Dang, girl, you could cut paper in half with those legs. … Hey, now…!” [STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Paisley Parker Video, Goldie Glock Video, Jenny Sativa Video, Alina West Video, Danica James Video, Marissa Mae Video, Fallon West Video] |
7/19/24 | You might be surprised to learn that people fairly consistently write in to say that they really enjoy our “things you can’t find on every other site” out there. In that spirit, D.Minion and Shayla have given us just what the doctor ordered. We could have called this simply “Shayla Eats Strawberries, and D.Minion Documents,” but that wouldn’t have given the entry its due, we’re thinking. For example, where else can you see photographs of Shayla attempting to milk a plastic cow? Huh? … Got you stumped, right? … We did not forget those more traditionally inclined, however, with what the new folks accidentally attributed as a “Darling Shayla” interlude. Sometimes it doesn’t matter much what you call it. You’ll probably forget the description, and basically everything else we’ve said today, just by watching Shayla. She has that effect on people. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
7/17/24 |
ReelRisque Compelling Vendetta | pics[STAR TAGS: Dayna Vendetta] |
7/15/24 |
247AdultStars Dream a Little Dream of She[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/14/24 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jayden Lee – Claudia Valentine – Tara Lynn Foxx – Alana Evans – Sheena Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
7/13/24 |
ReelRisque Begin at the Beach | pics[STAR TAGS : Melina Mason] |
7/12/24 | We head off in search of Elegance today, beginning with a raucous three-way because nearly all elegant presentations begin this way, of course. As a rather distinct benefit with this one, however, the episode evolves in a manner quite realistic with the way an actual “regular” couple might dip their toes — y’know, and other parts — into the whole ménage à trois experience. Not everyone wants to just jump into the deep end with something like this, no matter how much they may want to spice up their sex lives. We should all think of sexuality as more of a track meet as compared to an event as a rule. This adds happiness all around. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Nikki Nievez Video] |
7/11/24 |
RisqueNews Staying in Your Lane[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video] |
7/10/24 | Sometimes in order to get excited about the next thing, you have to look back at a past thing in order to refresh your memories. Those of us that cannot really remember what we had for lunch yesterday find this approach ideal, for the record. … So even though it may seem early to be thinking about a January 2025 AEE, when it comes to room reservations and such, trust us when we tell you that it is not too early at all. Consequently we dug out (and updated) a relatively young Maverick a Dirty Dozen Years Ago amidst all the … um … sensory input. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Ginger Lynn, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Brooklyn Lee, Lexi Love, Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Capri Anderson, Belladonna, Teagan Presley, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/8/24 |
RisqueNews Mostly for Maverick[STAR TAGS: 247AdultStars Video Tour] |
7/7/24 |
ReelRisque That Lovin’ Feeling pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Mimi Allen Video] |
7/5/24 | If you really want to get the attention of an adult film star, tell them that you’d like to run a gallery and a story about them on your site, but you do NOT want any naked pictures because you cannot use them in your free areas. I once filled in as a photographer on a horror movie set, and the only thing they did not want me to shoot was the pretend sex scene. When you make your living one way, having someone ask you to do everything but that one thing can be confusing to say the least. Of course some really good things happen with our clothes on too. Imagine. … Hey, Ginger Lynn shines even after all these years, and even in (mostly) PG. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video] |
7/4/24 |
RisqueNews Celebrate with a Bang[STAR TAGS: Lia Lin Video, Bonni Gee Video] |
7/3/24 |
RisqueNews 50 Ways to Have Your Lover[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca] |
7/2/24 |
247AdultStars The Breasts of Friends[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/1/24 | You know, it seems like it would be great fun to have enough money to be a Sugar Daddy, although whether or not one should do that would of course be a personal decision. Honestly the whole situation has always seemed a little suspect to those in the Risqué family, although we have known many people on both yin and yang of the circumstance. We start an exploration of the Sugar Daddy concept with part one today, though, so maybe we’ll all learn something. If nothing else, the research should be fun, even if you use your own extra money to support the arts or help the homeless or something. [STAR TAGS: Pippa Dee Video, Romana Ryder Video] |
Filed Under: Syren Sexton
June 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
6/30/24 |
ReelRisque Providing Their Own Sugar[STAR TAGS: Tenaya, Capri Anderson] |
6/29/24 | Without being overly crude about it, we can safely say that sometimes shooting with unusually “big things” attached to the performers — by genetics with the men, and most often people with medical degrees when it comes to the women — can make the entire process easier in some ways. Cinema tends to be all about camera angles, and you don’t really need an advanced mathematics degree to figure out that wider angles at the connection point only really happen with larger, um, levers. Having understood that for years ourselves, however, we ran across another quite handy use for such an … extended interest … in the subject matter of today’s movie. We’re still unsure as to the why of the whole thing, but we get the how at least. [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Jasmyn Jolie Video, Halie James Video, Kelly Divine Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Alia Janine Video, Annika Adams Video, Darcy Taylor Video] |
6/28/24 |
RisqueNews Squad Partially Mod (and only partially a Squad, really)[STAR TAGS: Lala X, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/27/24 |
247AdultStars AOK on PVC[STAR TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/25/24 |
RisqueNews The 411 on The Best New Starlet … Ever
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6/24/24 | Sometimes in life you run into things that when boiled right down to their essence just turn out to be Sad, but True. Of course what with sadness being one of the more relative of the emotions, not to mention among the most completely variable, well, what one should feel and what one does feel may not be the same thing at all. Never fear a dichotomy like this in your own lives, as the situation tends to be fairly common. You will survive, and you will be fine again. … Although we can say that if you do not tell people about your lack of actual sadness, it will probably make the short term a lot more pleasant. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Exclusive Video, Justine Joli, Taryn Thomas, Michael Ninn] |
6/23/24 |
GingerLynn Kiki Daire – Cher Adele – Iris Rose – Vicky Vixen – Amber Chase – Raven Rockette… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
6/22/24 |
ReelRisque Clean Freaks pics | vid
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6/21/24 |
RisqueNews The Music Manifest[STAR TAGS: Jeska Video, Asa Akira Video] |
6/20/24 |
Shayla Going Down … Way Down … Under[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
6/18/24 | You will not find us confused about words very often in this little Risqué world. You may disagree with our diction, or even resent our irreverence, but we generally know what we’re trying to say, even if we happen to be the only people saying it at that time. … That said, we’re having a bit of a problem with how to describe a revamp of something we described as “retro” almost twenty years ago now. At some point, retro just becomes old, or obsolete, or even — gasp — ancient. None of us wants to be associated with any of that, though, what with us being all hip and groovy … still. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Norma Jean, Serenity, Felicia] |
6/16/24 |
RisqueNews Time for Summer Lovin’[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Summer Knight Video, Cytherea] |
6/15/24 |
247AdultStars Halloween Gets Sexy … in June[STAR TAGS : Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/14/24 | You might find it difficult, as heat waves hit the nation, to find the bliss of Autumn in your own life. Never fear, however, as Risqué has arrived to make that goal within your very grasp (well, if you happen to be a member). To be clear, you will find us less useful in your quest to become a tycoon, even as we reach the finale of D.Minion’s coverage of that very movie. While you may indeed find Evan Stone and Autumn Bliss to provide a significant amount of heat, you will not need air conditioning to view the … um … interchange. Well, you might, come to think of it, but that probably depends upon how big your viewing group happens to be. Kudos for needing more than a six-pack to quench any resulting thirsts. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video] |
6/13/24 | We’ve all heard “suits her to a T” of course. We’ve all owned T-shirts probably ever since we can remember. Most of us have likely heard “T for Texas” (or Tennessee), and some of us may even drink Tea, although we might not admit it to our friends (unless it’s of the iced variety). Why, without a “T” a Troll becomes a simple dinner accompaniment — or else we might be travelling uncontrolled down a steep hill. So we need to understand the importance that “T” can play, for example as between “Forbidden” and “Forbitten” Two. Oddly enough, watching Shayla in the midst of her sexual life generally doesn’t bring most people to thoughts of semantics. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Raquel Devine Exclusive Video] |
6/11/24 |
RisqueNews Keri and the Star Charts[STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Wendy Divine Exclusive Video, Maya Divine Exclusive Video] |
6/10/24 | Let’s face it: Any time adults “play” naked, it tends to be a pretty good time for everyone involved. Now when three willing women decide to play naked, it can also be a darned entertaining thing to simply watch. Not to say that you should not join in should three naked women invite you into the game, but since most of us really don’t get that chance very often, we can at least enjoy the finale to Cosplay Queens today while we try to figure out where one might find these three naked and friendly women. Then, of course, you can start over again from the top, just in case you need more food for thought. [STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Video, Tanya Tate Video, Zoey Holloway Video] |
6/8/24 | So we know that we are supposed to keep our nose to the grindstone, although honestly that sounds super painful. Just ask anyone who has ever suffered road rash after falling off a bike. But we know what to do with our nose. Hey, at least if we keep it to the grindstone it will prevent us from sticking it into places it does not belong like other people’s business, so that constitutes a big plus. At the other end of the typical human form we have the feet. Now while some folks are apparently “Maniacs” about them, rather than dig too deeply into that psyche, we have just decided to go check Amazon and see how much a grindstone costs.[STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video, Jada Stevens Video, Hailey James Video, Loona Luxx Video, MacKenzee Pierce Video, Hailey Starr Video, Emilianna Video, Kacey Jordan Video] |
6/7/24 |
ReelRisque Think (the Ninn) Pink pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Andie Valentino Video, Michael Ninn] |
6/5/24 | Shayla called the office and asked us to track down a music video she did with Ice T some years ago. The original plan was to use a short bit of the clip on the Free Tour, and then put the entire video here in the Members’ Side. We happen to still be friends with the producer of that video, so it didn’t take much to get a copy. (Basically it cost dinner in Hollywood.) But when we got a chance to look at the whole thing we noticed that Shayla’s basically naked the entire time, not the sort of thing we choose to do in the public areas of our site(s). She does appear very briefly early in the song — like for a second — wearing a gown, but unfortunately (for the Free Side) that happens right before Ice T says, “Stripper I want my dick sucked!” … Um, guess what we decided would be an excellent thing for Shayla’s Members to see. Sometimes our cleverness can be amazing. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
6/4/24 |
247AdultStars Black & Red & Pink All Over[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
6/3/24 |
RisqueNews Not Taxing at All[STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video] |
6/2/24 |
GingerLynn Natasha Voya – Joclyn Stone – Dillion Harper – Bella Reese – Jenna Rose – Taylor May… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
6/1/24 | Should you wish to bring an event to a crescendo, our advice would be to invite Lorraine Sisco as Grand Master. It could not hurt as well to have at least one young woman running around who’s so proud of her new boobs that she considers being topless the entire time the most logical of choices. … A keen-eyed member noted that we had somehow missed an important element in our modernizing efforts, which meant we had to spend a lot more time with Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Nevaeh, and a bunch of other old friends. Oh, bother. [STAR TAGS: Holly Morgan Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Faith Leon Video, Kelle Marie Video, Nevaeh Video, Daisy Marie Video, Lorraine Sisco Video] |
April 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
4/30/24 |
ReelRisque See More, Feed Me | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole] |
4/29/24 | Have you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video] |
4/28/24 |
ReelRisque Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts] |
4/27/24 | We make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] |
4/25/24 | If we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/23/24 |
ReelRisque Chase Your Dreams | pics[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson] |
4/22/24 | One has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video] |
4/21/24 |
247AdultStars Couch Your Pleasure[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/20/24 | One thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video] |
4/19/24 | True Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet] |
4/16/24 |
247AdultStars Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/14/24 |
ReelRisque White on Wry | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
4/12/24 | People say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video] |
4/11/24 |
RisqueNews A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver] |
4/10/24 | Well, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
4/8/24 | Some people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video] |
4/7/24 |
GingerLynn Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
4/6/24 | On the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video] |
4/5/24 |
247AdultStars Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/4/24 |
Shayla AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
4/3/24 |
ReelRisque Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows] |
4/2/24 |
247AdultStars Memorialize the Mammaries |
4/1/24 |
Cythereas Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/24 | A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
3/29/24 |
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
3/28/24 |
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
3/27/24 | So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
3/25/24 |
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
3/24/24 | “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/23/24 |
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/22/24 | Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
3/21/24 | What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them. [STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
3/20/24 | Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/19/24 |
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
3/18/24 | Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
3/17/24 |
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/16/24 | Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
3/15/24 | If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
3/12/24 |
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
3/10/24 | We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
3/9/24 | Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
3/8/24 |
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
3/6/24 |
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
3/5/24 |
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/3/24 |
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
3/2/24 |
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
3/1/24 | We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |