| 3/31/24 |  A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G.
[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
| 3/29/24 | 
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
| 3/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
| 3/27/24 |  So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 3/25/24 | 
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
| 3/24/24 |  “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/23/24 | 
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/22/24 |  Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
| 3/21/24 |  What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them.
[STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
| 3/20/24 |  Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments.
[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 3/19/24 | 
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
| 3/18/24 |  Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
| 3/17/24 | 
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 3/16/24 |  Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
| 3/15/24 |  If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
| 3/12/24 | 
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
| 3/10/24 |  We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
| 3/9/24 |  Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course.
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
| 3/8/24 | 
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
| 3/6/24 | 
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
| 3/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 3/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
| 3/2/24 | 
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
| 3/1/24 |  We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexa Grace| Alexis Love| Arial Rose| Belladonna| Briana Banks| Capri Anderson| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Dee| Devon| Drew Butterfly| Emily Addison| Heather Vandeven| Heather Vuur| Iris Rose| Jessica Drake| Joey Valentine| Jojo Kiss| Juli Ashton| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Kylie Kalvetti| Lexi Love| Melanie Masters| Natasha Nice| Olivia Del Rio| Raylene| Rebeca Linares| Roxy Jezel| Stormy Daniels| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Teagan Presley| Teagan Summers| Tory Lane| Veronique Vega
Year:2024
Month:March
Every family endures some kind of pain, although thankfully most of us will never know the kind felt by loved ones left behind on this now official day of remembering those sacrifices. Still, pain can still hit a family unexpectedly, forcing us to deal with the event, the aftermath, and even the not yet distant enough memories. Through memory comes strength, though, which allows us to at least accept the bittersweet reality of life’s journey. 
Quick! Can anyone remember how Memorial Day came about? … Most of us could probably confirm that it serves the purpose of helping us all remember people that have given their lives to guarantee our freedom as Americans, but even that might take a second to pull up from our memory banks. It’s a bit like not quite recalling that Christmas is not supposed to be about Santa Claus and getting presents, although on a much more macro scale. We don’t all celebrate the “Christian” in holidays, after all, but we do all enjoy immense freedoms. Well, Memorial Day actually came about after the Civil War, if you can believe that. You can certainly find more information on this fancy internet thing, if you want additional information today, as 
We begin our own, admittedly unique, celebration of Memorial Day weekend today by providing a public service for those people who do not feel like traveling far from home by any means sounds like a fun time over these next three days. To be clear, we in no way wish to minimize the sacrifice of those we actually honor on this holiday, for they gave ultimately so that we can enjoy the freedom to even live the way we do. Still, we have confidence that the vast majority of them would have appreciated 
So the 
We all have pivotal moments on our lives, but you cannot really recognize one as such except for in hindsight. Sometimes when you think of where you are now, and then you think about all the things that put you in this place, you can honestly say to yourself, “Yeah, that makes sense when I think about it.” … Now if you can do this with 
Some people tend to be very, very quiet, even in the midst of amorous adult enterprise (which sounds a lot more poetic than a flea bite, Mr. Donne). It makes sense, because it takes all kinds of people to make a world — Mr. Trump’s differing opinion noted and appropriately ridiculed virtually in silence. So simple odds would say that even in the midst of some very warm and passionate emotion, a certain percentage of the population would still remain outwardly muted. Of course not everyone puts those people on camera, but we shall consider the possibility of cultural significance as we bid 
Anyone who has ever followed a professional sport can remember a time when the coach put an injured starter into a game instead of the fully healthy backup. Now we do not know any professional athletes to ask in order to verify our theory, but it cannot feel good to realize that despite your highly attuned skills and rare genetic makeup, this other guy is better at 70% (or on one good leg, whatever) than you are at 100% of your health. That can’t be fun. … So you can think about that while you wander through the couple of hours worth of movie in our latest “TOC” feature, 
Maverick’s simple 
We had this grand plan to highlight a long weekend with not only Cinco de Mayo, but we’d follow that with Seis y Siete as well. The ReelRisque Team was up first on this Saturday with what our schedule informed us would be 
Babes continue to run today, although as with a great many of the Bluebird epics there towards the end, it seems like entropy may be controlling more than carefully considered strategy. Even regardless of the plot, though, it can be fairly difficult to corral 
Shayla had her Twitter account shut down temporarily once, because apparently you can show all the hard core sex you want in your Twitter feed, but heaven forbid you show bare breasts on your profile picture. Now probably a lot of very smart and very dedicated people came up with this line of demarcation, and they could probably give us very sound and convincing reasons for the decision, you know, if we could get them to answer the question — which we will never be able to do. Figuring out where to draw the censorship line is complicated enough without having to actually explain yourself. That really sucks. … You will find 
Anyone with a reasonable amount of industry knowledge could tell you that when you get rid of all the dudes on a set, the entire atmosphere changes into one of excitement and party-time. Most could also tell you that when you put Kylie Ireland and Amber Rain on a set and 
As time moves on, the immortality of Youth tends to wander through, “That may not have been the best idea,” until it finally reaches the maturity standard of, “Yeah, that was really stupid.” … One does not often get to witness this 20+ year evolution from young adult to, “Wow. I can’t believe I lived,” at least outside of one’s immediate family. When it does happen, though, the impact can be powerful. The 
Granted it represents the smallest of the Archive Volumes so far, but the Shayla LaVeaux posts tend to be rather complex undertakings — with many, many ties all across the commune. Consequently, announcing the Completion of Shayla’s Volume 5 and all its many, many videos still marks something of an achievement worth mentioning. Technically the last little piece needed was what we have cleverly called 
Most of us know what a surprise meeting with old friends feels like. Sadly, too few of us probably know what a surprise meeting of old friends having sex feels like on an emotional scale. Granted, 
Although “Risqué Proper” has been publishing videos accessible in the now obligatory non-flash environment for several years, it turns out that some of our very earliest “TOC” features fell into that we were still hopeful they would figure it out period of time. … Well, they did not figure it out. Sigh. … Then someone wrote in and pointed out this truly sad fact, and so true to our commitment to membership euphoria, we have added that to our Modernization Strategy. We begin our journey with Filthy Fashion Models and the 
We cannot say for certain why a person would trade in a girlfriend with a name that sounds like a fancy Italian sports car in favor of one whose name sounds like a scented douche, but apparently it happens. Now granted in this case the decision comes amidst the same sort of other unbelievable things that you may generally find in an adult movie; we should mention that little detail. Still, people presumably hope for a lot of things that happen in these shows to come true in their real lives. Seems safe to bet that 
We tend to like language around here, because it allows us to consider conditions such as 
Some may question the sanity of heading toward Las Vegas and its “City of Sin” status while leaving behind some adult star insights into a movie named Paradise Lost. Then again, truth be told, we are heading to yet another adult industry convention — culminating with its bizarre collection of “Porn Oscar” categories. Taken in that perspective, 
As we count down all too rapidly to the next AVN show, we thought we would do our friends a bit of a sales plug by recounting adventures from 
When in doubt, 
About the only New Year’s Resolution you can be sure of keeping happens when you resolve to stop making resolutions. At least that has been our experience. Of course you could “promise” to do something like eat all the bacon or macaroni and cheese that you can, understanding that nobody lives forever, so you might as well not be miserable in the process, but that seems to undermine the spirit of the system, if not necessarily the rule. On the other hand, if you