Filed Under: Lexi Love

September 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/30/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Learning to “Stick It”

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

9/28/15 Cytherea in Reflection

CythereasWetWorld

Effective Persuasion Techniques

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

9/27/15 Brooklyn Jade

GingerLynn

Maya Hills – Rachel James – Brooklyn Jade – Dillion Harper – Alessandra Noir – Elizabeth Starr

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/26/15 Kristal SummersNow we have nothing against cross-dressing around here, although we will say that if you put your clothes on while angry, you do run the risk of having them be inside out when you finish. Still, we all balance reward vs. risk every day, and for the most part we do not make decisions we know are wrong when we do them. If Kristal Summers asks you to go lingerie shopping with her, though, all bets are really out the window. We get that. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Wanda Curtis Video]
9/25/15 Jennifer Luv & Barrett Blade

ReelRisqué

Luv the One You’re With | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Jennifer Luv Video]

9/20/15 Alice McMunn

GingerLynn

Rebecca Bardoux – Nyomi Banxxx – Emily Kae – Malice – Chantelle Fox – Devyn Heart

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/18/15 Jeanie Marie Sullivan

ReelRisqué

Of Obvious Intent

[STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan]

9/17/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Cheer for Anal

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

9/15/15 Sunny Lane & Nikki Hunter

CythereasWetWorld

When Pigs Actually Fly

[STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video]

9/13/15 Ginger Lynn and Tessa TaylorWe’re not sure what might have happened had we not made special mention of the Official First Sunday of the 2015 National Football League season, because honestly we never gave it any thought. Now as we understand it, some people do not celebrate this day to the extent the majority of Americans do, but some people still insist the world is flat too, so what can you do? So as the next few months play out and conversations turn to “Body of Work” sorts of analysis, we offer up a slightly different — albeit likely predictable — take on that same subject. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ginger Lynn Video,Tessa Taylor Video]
9/13/15 Amber Ashlee

GingerLynn

Jeanie Marie – Raven Rockette – Nikki Phoenix – Ruby Reyes – Missy Martinez – Amber Ashlee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/10/15 Lexi LoveEven people that have wildly enjoyable jobs will sometimes find themselves in a position where reality takes an ugly bite out of a day. Tomorrow will obviously be such a day, thus we decided to remember it today. If we get a bit of public service out of the way as well, so much the better. Some realities just defy explanation. You may, of course, simply skip all the thinking and jump to the ReelRisque adventure today. Thinking can be good, though. Give it some thought. (And now you see why no one ever offers us jobs as philosophers.) [STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video]
9/10/15 Jezebelle Bond

ReelRisqué

Gag Me … Not with a Spoon

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Love Video]

9/7/15 Not the Fault of Chantelle Fox, to be ClearOn a day when 90% of the country enjoys a holiday, those at either end of the professional spectrum tend to be at work. Executives sneak into the office for a few hours, prepared to at least enjoy the peace and quiet, while those with the least seniority do whatever they usually do for a living and pine for a time when they too get to demand family time when most regular people get it. This latter group should be careful what they wish for, at the very least setting their sights somewhere below the Executive Level, but then people rarely exhibit such foresight, so they will eventually find out for themselves. For our “executive part” we found it necessary to correct some underling failures of late, but we don’t mind too much. First of all, it meant dealing with Dee again, and that always makes for a pleasant day, and, most importantly, when we come into work tomorrow, we will still be the boss at the meeting. That will be a much more comfortable chair in which to park, we assure you. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Cytherea]
9/6/15 Ariella Ferrera

GingerLynn

Ryder Skye – Vicky Vixen – Miley May – Ariella Ferrera – Amber Lynn – Allison Moore

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/4/15 Jezebelle Bond

ReelRisqué

Unbreakable Bond | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video]

9/2/15 Dee with Georgia AdairWhen your inspirational leader goes walk-about for the summer, it can become a bit bizarre around the office. Considering how wacky this environment tends to be even under ideal circumstances, this can lead to some rather unanticipated events. On the upside, even the events we do not plan tend to have beautiful naked women involved, so how bad can it get? Besides, how disappointed can anyone really be with Dee? (Although we do wish she would start only taking care of us instead of herself sometimes.) [STAR TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Cytherea, Sweet Georgia Adair, Rayveness Video, Sasha Heart Video]

February 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/27/15 NikitaYou see all sorts of popular crime shows on television using an almost trite “Mob” theme to build in the necessary tension to satisfy, well, technically about 42 minutes. When you hear about Nikita and the Rushin’ Mob, today, however, that may stay with you for years to come. Think about it, though, who would you rather remember for a long time, Tony Soprano, or Nikita? [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Danielle Rodgers Video]
2/25/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

We Could Connect to Ourselves … (#15)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

2/21/15 Natalia Forrest

247AdultStars

Seeing the Forrest for the Please

[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/20/15 Not Really Chantelle FoxHaving done some rough calculations, we put the number of upcoming stories involving Chantelle Fox at about 1,000. … OK. So we won’t really have that many entries about our new U.K. friend, but we could. She’s exceptional, even with her clothes on. And you can’t say that about just anyone. You’ll begin to get a glimpse as Lon teaches Chantelle and Maverick about being truly High Rollers in Vegas. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]
2/17/15 Dee, Rob, Juli AshtonIn an era where a major lingerie supplier can take the “push your boobs together so it looks like you have a lot of cleavage” concept and turn it into an advertising campaign promising “anti-gap shaping” you can pretty much expect anything intended for public display to be long on misdirection. Around here, however, we celebrate Dee’s Birthday with certainly her most famous television experience — the one where she chose a woman to have sex with her husband and then … well, possibly regretted it. You get nothing but absolutely real emotion here, although we really can’t say the same thing about all of our cleavage. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Ginny Video]
2/15/15

CythereaWe basically operate under an “if you can’t say anything funny, you probably shouldn’t bother saying anything” sort of philosophy around here. We do care about our friends just like everyone does, however (well, their friends, not ours), and sometimes life can be cruel. While being sexually explicit does not immediately spring to mind in such circumstances, we do admire the request, and we always try to help. You hang in there, Cytherea. This too shall pass. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lexi Love Video]

 

2/14/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Oh, My Darling Please Surrender …

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

 

2/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux and Chantelle Fox

Shayla

Power to the People

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video]

2/5/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

She CAN Always Get What She Wants

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]

 

2/4/15 Jullia AnnNever really the point of the operation here, we nevertheless do a good bit of Photoshop work on some photos, and even employ structurally similar techniques on a lot of the video you can see. We exist in essence as a fantasy entertainment business, after all, and even porn stars may not always be quite as perfect as they would like. So we help them look their best if need be, although probably a lot less than people in the “regular world” might believe. Then there’s Julia Ann — who needs no help at all. Ever. … We think we might have figured out the reason, but you’ll need to read to see it. Or you can just look at her. People seem to like that too. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video]
2/1/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

And the Awards Go …

[STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chantelle Fox, 247AdultStars.com]

 

February 2013 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/26/13 Those of you that have been desperately waiting for D.Minion’s coverage of Day Four of the 2013 AEE can finally shout with joy. Those of you that have not been desperately waiting, well, that’s what we offer up today anyway. Feel free to catch the last of the 2,000+ hours of coverage on the NFL combine if you remain confused about what truly boring means. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Eva Angelina, Skin Diamond, Cytherea Exclusive Video]
For the record, we are not shocked. Sad, maybe.
2/21/13 What do you get when you combine three very busty women in teeny-tiny bikinis, a hot California day, a secluded “lawn,” and a grimy automobile? Well, if you’re D.Minion — and Kristal Summers happens to be one of those three women — you get excellent web site content (accent at the first). Not surprisingly, afternoons like this tend to make everyone concerned content (accent on the second syllable) as well. Very large breasts are all well and good, but don’t you just love brazen word play? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Summer Cummings Exclusive Video, Goldie Exclusive Video, Jessica Jensen, Sarah Jane, Lucy Lane, 247AdultStars.com]
Beyond a Shadow of a Route
2/18/13 Those of you keeping track or our weekly story roll-outs might have been desperately looking forward to D.Minion’s account of Day Three at the AEE 2013. Sadly, for you, D.Minion did not actually attend the convention on this day, because she decided to go to a porn shoot with Shayla. Consequently we had to come up with another plan. Those not desperately looking forward to more AEE coverage will be thrilled. But we should probably keep that to ourselves, should D.Minion enter the room. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Dee, Aaliyah Love, Serena Ali, Summer Knight Video, Tiffany Mynx Video] 
Our Beaches of Cheyenne
2/14/13 What would Valentine’s Day be without being able to watch two adult stars masturbate each other? Of course we do not wish to discourage more traditional forms of romance, but if you can work Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers into your evening, you might be surprised what comes up — or maybe not, come to think of it. At any rate, we probably will not be able to do any television commercials for this activity any time soon, but in our opinion this beats the heck out of candy and flowers. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Cytherea]
Love is in the Air
2/11/13 One of the “dating” sites recently published a survey wherein they concluded that 12% of women, and 45% of men, feel sex on the first date to be appropriate. From this bit of knowledge, we determined that either 33% of the men are having sex with each other, or those 12% of women are having a lot of first dates. Statistical play aside, it can be slightly disconcerting to delve too far into another person’s mind — a belief we support skillfully in Day Two of D.Minion’s 2013 Adult Entertainment Expo experience. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Christy Canyon, Ginger Lynn, Julia Ann, Alana Evans, Sunset Thomas Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Misty Stone, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
Not Actually a “Donut,” Per Se
2/7/13 If you lack an ability to completely change your plans at the last possible second, well, then you should probably not come to work for any of the Risqué Commune sites. Of course if you do not work for any of the Risqué Commune sites, then you will miss out on a lot of fun. Then again, we do tend to tease our friends a bit mercilessly at times, and once we start, even moving halfway around the world to London will not necessarily stop us. Ask Maverick. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Raylene, AEE 2013 Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Francesca Le’, Lexi Love, Christy Monroe, Riley Reid, 247AdultStars.com]
Unnecessary Instructions
2/5/13 A new year brings about a new Adult Entertainment Expo, and this year brings about yet another attempt at handling the idiosyncrasies of D.Minion. Of course that concept remains a questionable goal when the retention of sanity comes into consideration as well, but Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers in attendance this time at least help ameliorate the effects of rampant confusion. Of course a sex toy that requires one to run around in a circle in order to use it seems pretty silly, but maybe we just don’t see the big picture. [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Julia Ann, Francesca Le’, Alexandra Silk]
Monitoring Kristal Summers
2/2/13 According to the rampant advertisements, CBS plans to run a “special” episode of Hawaii Five-O this week by filming a modern take on an old popular script. Strange, but we have been doing that sort of thing for years around here. Ever wonder why CBS never hires us to consult on the programming decisions? Well, it could be that we tend to throw Kristal Summers, Dee, and Kylie Ireland (and many other people) into orgies when we program. Networks can be such fuddy-duddies. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Kylie Ireland, Nikita Denise, Serenity, Christi Lake]
Dee and Kristal — Not Fuddy-Duddy at All

June 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/10

You know how comfortable old friends can be? When they happen to look like Shayla LaVeaux, and they happen to have Shayla’s decided openness about nudity in general, well, they make darn good house guests too. Of course Shayla happens to be much more than a pretty face, and she has some dandy ideas about excellent travel arrangements, as we learn today. She’s even gotten into the spirit of our liaison with our British bud Maverick, although we’d be willing to bet she’s going to win the flirting contest with pretty much anyone named “Lexi” that you’re likely to run across. As long as we get to watch, though, we don’t really care who wins. (Hey, sorry about that Mav.) [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Phoenix Ray, Evan Stone]

Shayla with Phoenix Ray, Sadly not at Our House
6/26/10

Oops! We’ve mentioned this before, but we really hold to the opinion that you should never let the boss at your place of employment actually do any important work. It’s just going to get messed up, either because they haven’t done this particular task for years, or (in a technology field like ours) they may well have never known how to do it in the first place. Consequently we’re putting up the picture set courtesy of Michael Ninn’s wonderful skills at still photography today, that actually should have gone with the story a couple of days ago. We suppose it’s nice that somebody noticed, and we do appreciate all those (occasionally annoying) “silver lining” people around here, but for their benefit, we felt obliged to close with this little bit of wisdom we’ve acquired over the years: When you wake up seemingly stuck in life’s same ol’ thing circle, you should never forget that not everyone who shows up is there to help you. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Jana Cova, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Karlie Montana, Jennifer Dark, Michael Ninn]

The Breast We Can Do
6/24/10

Here’s something we learned this week: Hockey introduced the first testicular guard, the Cup, in 1874. The first helmet showed up in use in 1974. Consequently, this means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. That kind of adds a little perspective to evolution, doesn’t it? Speaking of evolution, that concept as it pertains to the personal relationships of porn stars actually mirrors the lives of the rest of us mere mortals more than you might think. Theoretically we’re continuing our analysis of the issue, this time benefited by “The Janas – Jordan and Cova” – not so much because they’re vital to the illustration as because they’re just really darned beautiful. One needs standards in life. And one needs to be able to define the logic behind those standards as one sees fit. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Cova Video, Jana Jordan Video, Michael Ninn]

A Leg Up on the Competition ... (sorry)
6/20/10

Most of us really hate doing something over again. Of course most of the time we don’t have Wendy Divine offering up some very good reasons to do so. We won’t belabor a rather mundane web coding point here, but if you want to read about how this all came about you can certainly do so. Of course if you just want to see the 225 rather impressive pictures of Wendy enjoying herself with Nick Manning, well that’s fine too. For what it’s worth, Nick seemed to be doing certain things over and over again, and he seemed fine with the concept. It’s really wonderful to make Wendy smile, actually. That’s probably what Nick was after. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Nick Manning]

Waiting with Wendy, and Worth the Wait
6/18/10

Do you want to start an interesting conversation tonight? As you’re sitting down with your Significant Other to eat dinner, just try out this sentence and see where the conversation takes you: “So, if you had a clone, and I had sex with the clone, would that be cheating, since the clone is by definition an exact copy of you?” … OR … If you prefer to actually eat your food, as compared to wearing it, you might talk about the wonderful insights on Georgia Jones that you derived from the risque.com Members’ Area today. … OR … Maybe not. … This all comes down to how understanding your Significant Other happens to be, and doesn’t that just about sum up life perfectly? [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Jones Video, Michael Ninn]

And Then Along Came Jones
6/13/10

Apparently at least the East Coast newspapers haven’t learned a whole lot in the last 230+ years. It wasn’t exactly Bunker Hill, but when U.S. and England tied in a soccer match yesterday, the coverage in that part of the country celebrated like we’d actually won the contest. Fortunately we devote absolutely no time whatsoever trying to figure out why that might be as we instead delve into the “Bonus Evolution” of our own special Brit. … Seriously, we’re probably way too American to understand why people seem to get this excited about the World Cup anyway. It’s not like they’re playing football or anything. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247, AVN Awards, AEE, Faye Reagan, Sasha Grey, Lexi Love, Exclusive Video]

Mystery Women in Repose
6/10/10

Brandy. What a fine girl. In fact, what a good wife she would be. But D.Minion’s life, her love, her lady, is Marie. … Some days are just like this around here, and while we could apologize for the occasional pun and references to very old songs, it wouldn’t make them any less painful. Members have learned to either forgive or ignore us; we’ve never been quite sure which. … And if other adult sites don’t work in this fashion, well, We pity the fools. [FEATURED TAGS: Brandy]

A fine girl by any other name ...
6/7/10

If you look around and you notice a bride having sex with the groom and a priest in one room, and a couple of basically naked women cutting the heart out of a guy in another room, you’re either at a Kylie Ireland movie or one of our office parties. … OK. So we’ve never really killed anyone at an office party, but we did see what transpires when someone gives Kylie “artistic control” of certain parts of a movie, and then asks her to direct as well. … She ends up casting herself as the bride … and then that other stuff we just talked about happens. We call it A White (Trash) Wedding, because that’s the way we are. [FEATURED TAGS: Kylie Ireland]

A Bride Walks Into This Bar ...
6/3/10

What could possibly possess someone to travel to the middle of the some Fates-Forsaken desert in 100-degree heat? OK. So thirteen beautiful porn stars hanging around a swimming pool wearing itty-bitty bikinis might do it. … But not much else could, right? … Fortunately for us, we’re going with the thirteen beautiful porn stars scenario, and today we’re letting you in a little bit about how this all came about. We’re also packing sun screen and looking up on the internet how to fake sunstroke. Do you think porn stars give mouth-to-mouth if you have sunstroke? How about a hurt leg? … We can limp. [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander Video, Belladonna Video, Stormy Daniels Video, Exclusive Video]

Monique Alexander. We feel faint.