2/27/23 | Doing the “homage” picture has a long history in the adult movie business, although admittedly with very different levels of success. You start with an already familiar cast of characters and, at least in theory, a story/scenario already built in for you. That said, one must always be careful of trademark violations. You cannot, say, use a giant splooge shot dripping down a Batman costume on your cover and hope to get away with that. Now wildly overstating the cost of a movie also has a long and inglorious history in the movie business, so now we have two things to think about as we begin our Babe Runners journey today. Odds seem good there will be other things to think about too. [STAR TAGS: Madelyn Marie Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Dani Jensen Video] |
2/26/23 |
GingerLynn Chanell Heart – Selma Sins – Nadia Styles – Charli Piper – Cameron Canela – Sunny Lane… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/25/23 |
ReelRisque Job Insecurity[STAR TAGS: Aimee Addison Video] |
2/24/23 |
Shayla Unrepentant “Parrish” Preacher[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Parrish] |
2/22/23 |
GingerLynn Go Orgy or Go Home[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lois Ayers Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Crystal Breeze Video, Raven Video, Roxanne Rollan Video] |
2/20/23 | On this day of Presidential celebration, we deftly ignore the fact that most people are really celebrating the paid day off of work rather than a couple of old heros who seem to get more and more misunderstood every year. Instead, we embark upon an admittedly self-interested tangent by celebrating our own President of the U.G.P.E — the Uncle Gibby Philanthropic Endeavor. True, this group does not have all that many members, but a President is a President at some level. Besides, who can argue with U.G.’s fasciation with all things Anais, even those unearthed nearly two decades after their creation date? Also, you can use the tune from Y.M.C.A. and sing along with … It’s fun to play at the U.G.P.E. … (Hey! We’re a village of people too.) [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
2/18/23 |
DeesClub Post Birthday Dee Lighting[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Kylie Ireland, Kristal Summers, Sydnee Steele] |
2/17/23 |
GingerLynn Caught by Intent[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
2/15/23 |
247AdultStars Syren Blares for Another Completed Year[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/14/23 | In a fantastically convoluted co-post between shayla.com and risque.com today, we attempt to wrap our minds around Shayla LaVeaux and Kristal Summers giving multiple orgasms as gifts to each other this Valentine’s Day. While it may be a slightly atypical gift for the occasion, Shayla felt like people would appreciate it regardless, and by enlisting the aid of guest editorials from both Maverick and Uncle Gibby, she certainly accomplished something special. Apparently if Shayla asks someone a question while she’s naked, they will always answer, “Yes.” Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Video] |
2/13/23 | One cannot equate the experience of all auditions equally. Most of them, for example, entail living with the fact that the odds are very stacked against you before you even begin. Everyone you see in the waiting room looks exactly like you do, and most of them have better resumés to make matters worse. A couple of them might even be related to someone on the production staff or have worked with the director before on some other project. Bottom line: It ain’t pretty, and it ain’t for the faint of heart. … On the other hand, some auditions have none of those drawbacks, as you have the job before you even show up. Dandy trick, that. [STAR TAGS: Maya Kendrick Video] |
2/12/23 | Apparently they scheduled a football game today in order to celebrate Rihanna’s return to the stage after a seven-year absence. Overall, that seems like a very nice thing to do, all things considered. Maybe the NFL has begun to develop a heart, after all. Folks were so excited that they even paid upward of $7 million just to air a 30-second spot during the Rihanna event. They have even set it up so that they will play 90 minutes in a pre-concert phase, and then conclude with another 90 minutes as a celebration of her greatness… Wow. Right? … We have made peace with the fact that we cannot compete with Rihanna, but maybe either before or after you will be able to enjoy a full movie supporting a different kind of female power in She’s Down to … well, y’know. We don’t want to embarrass the NFL or anything. [STAR TAGS: Natalia Robles Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video, Maddy O’Reilly Video, Alliyah Sky Video, Alison Tyler Video] |
2/11/23 |
247AdultStars Global Love Before a 247 Birthday[STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Video, Hannah Shaw Video, Satine Spark Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
2/9/23 |
RisqueNews Courting with Cause[STAR TAGS: Asia Carrera Video, Celeste Video] |
2/8/23 |
RisqueNews Forecasting Warmth[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Goldie Video, Summer Cummings Video] |
2/7/23 |
GingerLynn Logical Preferences[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video, Erica Boyer Video, Stacey Donovan Video] |
2/6/23 | As team-building exercises go, we’re pretty much down with the whole pool-side lesbian orgy idea in general. It sounds a like a whole lot more fun that a “trust fall” when you really have no trust in those on your team, or a “retreat” into some wilderness area where the bugs eat better than the people. … Given that, then, we might suggest our initial alternative the next time you find yourself in need of encouraging camaraderie around the workplace. And invite Jenna Haze, Charlie Laine, and a couple handfuls of their friends along, just to show everyone the ropes. Obviously the men will be relegated to observer status at these events, so we suggest bringing beer too. … And yet no one ever hires us to be corporate consultants. Weird, right? [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Faith Leon Video, Jenna Haze Video, Nadia Styles Video, Holly Wellin Video, Kayla Paige Video, Naudia Nyce Video, Cherry Poppens Video, Nautica Thorn Video] |
2/5/23 |
GingerLynn Jessica Ryan – Tara Morgan – Loni Legend – Jennifer White – Alix Lovell – Zoey Laine… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
2/4/23 | You may recognize this reference. “Let me explain. No. There is too much. Let me sum up.” … Even if you cannot place that quote (from the very best movie ever made, just sayin’) you probably understand the meaning. This becomes important because it very clearly explains our situation today. True, we do not have sword fights, or revenge, or a really funny giant, but we do have Buried Treasure Treasures and many, many instances of True Love. Y’all have fun storming the castle. We’re gonna go see if anybody wants a peanut. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Katja Kean Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Julie Strain Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Devinn Lane Video, Julia Ann Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nikita Video, Krisz Video] |
2/3/23 |
GingerLynn Pansexual Means You Love Cooking, Right?[STAR TAGS: Rachel James Video] |
2/1/23 |
Shayla How Many Beds would a Bed Babe Bounce, if a Bed Babe could Bounce Beds?[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
Filed Under: Alexandra Silk
September 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
9/30/20 |
Risqué “TOC” Cheer Squad | pics & vids[STAR TAGS: Tiffany Star Video, Ashlyn Rae Video, Taylor Tilden Video, Ally Ann Video, Gracie Glam Video] |
9/23/20 | Not to make fun of a genius or anything but trying to make parting less painful by calling it “sweet sorrow” is like trying to ease the impact of amputation by calling it weight loss. Seriously, when you really enjoy something, do you ever really want it to end? Have you ever in your life thought, “Well, by golly, that certainly constitutes enough Dee for the moment?” … Yeah, well neither have any of us and yet Dee bids yet another temporary adieu — even as we scour the hard drives for more ways to celebrate her anew. Come to think of it, Dee should move in so we can protect her from the evil virus. Maybe we’ll read her “The Flea” on the phone, and that will convince her. You think? [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Christie Lee Video] |
9/18/20 | After careful consideration, the Offices of the Risqué Commune have reached a unanimous decision that we should all become Jewish. Now this has nothing whatsoever to do with religion, or God, or even a preference for unleavened bread. In fact, we do not even know if any of the people from today’s Macbeth episode are Jewish. Nope. It has nothing to do with any of that. … You see, we just found out that Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, which — as we also found out — means that Jewish people are celebrating a New Year already. Since 2020 has colossally sucked on so many levels we cannot begin to enumerate them, we simply decided to convert. So that’s all there is to it. Right? (Oh! For the record, we do still plan on eating cheeseburgers with bacon. One can only take these deeply personal convictions so far, after all.) [STAR TAGS: Abby Brooks Video, Cassidy Morgan Video] |
9/16/20 |
Cythereas New Debut Construe | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
9/14/20 |
ReelRisque Team Players | vid[STAR TAGS: Allanah Li Video] |
9/13/20 |
GingerLynn Nikki Delano – Erica Lauren – Nina Hartley – Jacky Joy – Kiki Daire – Ashlyn Molloy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/12/20 | The title alone should give you a hint as to our direction today. We called this “Revel Without a Clue” which pretty much sums it up. Although ecstatic to be taking this trip, and filled with wonderful and awe-inspiring optimism in these troubled times, we haven’t the vaguest idea where we might be going. On the upside, we do find ourselves able to once again demonstrate one of the core tenets in the Risqué world: If you consistently set the bar low enough, you will almost never have to experience disappointment. [STAR TAGS: Allanah Li] |
9/9/20 | What is the question? To read or not to read, that is the question. Right? Because you already “be” all that you can be in this America. Right? Although you cannot roller skate in a buffalo herd any more successfully now than you could when the song came out in 1966, even though the Army was already being all it could be back then. … It does get confusing, we realize, so we shall provide a hint: When one has Holly Hollywood on tap, performing in a profession she truly loved, well, the reading part may not be all that important. We’re going to go try and go fishing in a watermelon patch while y’all do some investigation. [STAR TAGS: Holly Hollywood Video] |
9/7/20 | If you dig up a buried treasure, does it cease being treasure and become something mundane like really expensive cool stuff or some such? If you have really expensive cool stuff, actually, why would you bury it in the first place? How many of us carry around a spare shovel just in case we might need it during the day? And if you must bury your treasure, why does everyone always put a big ol’ “X” on the map so that everyone knows where the really expensive cool stuff can be found? If you put like a dachshund emoji or something, people might think you odd, but they probably would not be digging for all your valuables. … These are the sorts of thoughts that consume us here at Risqué, y’know while we ponder our own Buried Treasure of the decidedly “X” variety, and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Devinn Lane Video, Nici Sterling Video, Katja Kean Video, Alexandra Silk Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steel Video] |
9/5/20 |
ReelRisque Tenaya’s Application | vid[STAR TAGS: Tenaya Video, Totally Tabitha Video] |
9/1/20 | If you have ever had to read Stream of Consciousness and then try to explain its brilliance to someone, then you might have some understanding of what work orders before a long weekend can look like around here. If you happen to be one of those people who looks at modern art and cannot for the life of you figure out how one bunch of squiggly lines, or red squares, yellow dots, and blue triangles displays greater talent and keen insight into the human condition than any other, well, you should apply for a job here. You’ll fit right in. Welcome to Risqué Skeleton Crew the week before Labor Day. This time it has one Rayveness, although at two different times, and with two different hair colors, so there are kind of two of her, but with only one story. And it has God. Where has that dude been all of 2020, right? [STAR TAGS: Rayveness, Anais, Michael Ninn] |
April 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
4/29/20 |
RisqueNews Fate [sic] Accompli | vid[STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
4/26/20 |
ReelRisque Arise and Salute | pics[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Sabrina Rose, Michael Ninn] |
4/24/20 | Considering the haze the entire world sits under now, it seemed like an homage to a classic thriller with “Misty” in the title would be an excellent path to begin wandering down today. Granted, the intent would likely have been an entirely different kind of thrill in this version, but anything that gets the blood pumping can help in these all-too-stationary times. And, yes, we understand the irony in misty times resulting in historic reductions in global pollution and healing of the earth. Again, not the point. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Belle Video] |
4/22/19 | If you make a movie about 2,000 years in the future when simians rule the planet, you will probably name your movie to reflect that reality. If you make an adult movie about the same thing, you will probably replace the actually relevant word with “Babes” — because that’s how the adult industry thinks. (Also, it tries really hard to avoid copyright and trademark lawsuits from giant Hollywood companies; so there’s that.) … For our purposes, then, we get to continue our Risqué celebration of stars from the not-so-distant past with Bridgette Kerkove and our old buddy Nick East. You know the beautiful thing about this world? You’ll always be young and beautiful on the web. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Kerkove Video] |
4/19/20 |
GingerLynn Brandy Aniston – Sasha Heart – Skin Diamond – Stacy Jay – Jacky Joy – Amber Lynn… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
4/18/20 | We took an internal Risqué poll and determined that providing naked pictures of Anais definitely qualifies as an Essential Service. While stuck at home watching [some adjective here] people lashing out at confinement and economic shutdown as they venture into public unprotected and in close quarters, we also had the following opinion: We can see how they might be questioning medical experts and government officials who talk in macro terms while we live in micro ones. That said, while we could not force them to be human test subjects for the omnipresent “this is a really bad idea” theory, we find ourselves perfectly willing to let them volunteer. We hope they’re all correct, and we can all go back to normal very soon, because all the panic has been completely over-blown. If they’re wrong, however, and they — and people closest to them — start dying off, well, at least we learned something. We’ll be home looking at Anais naked. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
4/16/20 |
ReelRisque Monique Dreams | vid[STAR TAGS: Monique Alexander Video] |
4/13/20 | One of the pitfalls of being around longer than some of the people making adult movies now have even been alive surfaces with the inevitable memory surges that some posts will trigger. While most of us here thought our recently completed coverage of Fire & Ice featured Keri Windsor, or maybe Tera Patrick, D.Minion felt certain that the highlight had to be Sydnee Steele. If you have been a member for any length of time, you know that we have learned to simply ride these DM waves, and thus evolved today’s innovation. You will not need a wet suit for these waves, but that would be all we’re saying about “wet” in general. [STAR TAGS: Devinn Lane, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Sydnee Steele Video, Alexandra Silk Video] |
4/9/20 | For the record, we staunchly support all the people out there who think we should all be just hanging around our own homes while the really smart folks try to think of a way to get society interacting together again without potentially killing us all. Despite Presidential whinings about rich people losing money, it does seem like massive amounts of people — poor or not — being able to not die should trump (a word used intentionally, and hilariously, by the way) economic recovery in time for our leader to brag before the next national election. That said, while going into the grocery store wearing masks seemed just fine, we realized that now we could not tell if the store were being robbed by bandits. We could have been invaded by a Lesbian Teen Hunter and not even know it. … Turns out we were, as it happens. [STAR TAGS: Brooke Cherry Video, Cayden Moore Video, Charlie Video, Rachel Starr Video, Charlie Laine Video, Karlie Montana Video, Tanya James Video, Ashley Jensen Video, Scarlett Pain Video, Carli Banks Video, Tiffany Brookes Video, Andie Valentino Video, Kimberly Franklin Video, Kimber Lace Video, Kylee Reece Video, Starla Sterling Video] |
4/5/20 | Sometimes you have had a story to tell for a couple decades, but you just never get around to it. You might tell yourself that you were simply being benevolent, chivalrous even, as not all the characters in the story put themselves in the best of lights on this occasion. You would be lying to yourself in this case, of course, because really the occasion simply hadn’t come up where the story made any sense beyond petty annoyance resulting in mean-spirited discourse. Then the stars align and a perfect day appears, so you title the piece “Beauty and the Least” — because you’re really clever that way. [STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video] |
4/2/20 | We were going to run this post yesterday and say something like, “Wow! We found four more previously unreleased full scenes featuring our favourite Super Siren and Horny Villains from Katwoman, and you can see them all right here!” (Naturally we had to add the extra vowel in “favourite” what with Katwoman being a U.K. production, and all.) Then we were going to say, “April Fools!” … But this year the first of April does not lend itself well to jokes, so we pushed a day. Thus we will tell you simply that today marks the finale of the Risqué Does Katwoman adventure, but she definitely goes out with a bang. Seems appropriate, honestly. [STAR TAGS: Dylan Ryder Video, Kagney Linn Karter Video, Lexi Swallow Video] |
January 2015 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/15 |
CythereasWetWorld Tanning the Tub[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
1/29/15 |
KylieIreland Doing Janine … (#7)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Ginger Lynn] |
1/28/15 | In a completely uncharacteristic burst of timeliness and relevance, we have returned from the “2015 Adult Entertainment Expo” in Las Vegas with our observations. OK. So technically we brought back well over 200GB of data from shoots and such, and it will take a bit of time to get all of that organized, but we do have written observations, which we have enhanced with Sarah Blake and Breanne Benson for those people that prefer the more traditional observations. Spend some time considering lofty issues, you know, while watching lesbian sex on a rooftop in downtown LA. [STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
1/26/15 |
247AdultStars We Shan’t Tell … Presumably[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/26/15 |
Shayla Just a Little Therapy[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
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1/18/15 | Being the exceptionally clever sorts, it occurred to us that we should probably put up the coverage of last year’s AVN Awards show before we left for Las Vegas to attend the one this year. Yeah, sometimes we display a truly dizzying intellect. As we prepare this time, though, we have more than 50 years of combined experience, so we know exactly what to do. In fact, our ledger that shows the posting schedule lays out the plan perfectly: It says, and you will notice the quotes here: “VEGAS BABY! … Eat Ice Cream … Get Fat … Don’t Care. … So there.” And now you know how the professionals do it. … See y’all in a week. [STAR TAGS: 2015 AVN Awards, Chanel Preston, Samantha Saint, Remy LaCroix, Alexandra Silk Video]
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1/17/15 | People come in from all over the world to hang with us at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. Each year you will find us amazed at how many people we have never even met will schedule often expensive trips just hoping to buy us a beer. Of course some less enlightened folks might think that all of these strangers have traveled to the “City of Lights” to see all the porn stars, but we’re pretty sure that can’t be it. And we’re never wrong — at least that we can remember. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Bliss Dulce, Karmen Karma, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/16/15 |
247AdultStars Fox in Socks — The Adult Version[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/15/15 |
Shayla Carnival of Shayla Knowledge[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, PJ Sparxx Video, Kylie Ireland] |
1/14/15 |
KylieIreland Gettin’ Some “Strange”[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Jada Fire Video] |
1/12/15 | Everybody needs a way to take a little break sometimes, a way to get away from the simple weight of the world. While we can think of 13 reasons not to get away today, we can think of 24 reasons that we absolutely should stop thinking about reality so much. Of course we do not mean to imply that 24-13 has any significance at all after the playoff games this past weekend. … Nope. … Can’t remember a thing. Been thinking about Taren Steele and Dee. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Dana Vespoli Video, Capri Anderson Video, Tiffany Mynx Video, Dee]
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1/10/15 |
247AdultStars Definitely More Than a Handful[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/9/15 | So we’re sleeping, and right in the middle of a good dream, like all at once we wake up, from something that keeps knocking at the brain. Before we go insane we hold a pillow to our heads, and spring up in our beds, screaming out our favorite spread. We know we love Dee. … And if you recognize that song reference, D.Minion loves you too. The rest of us are just a little worried about you, however. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Juli Ashton Exclusive Video] |
1/8/15 |
Shayla Haven’t You Missed Me?[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
1/6/15 | Slipping someone a “mickey” — in case you have never read old detective novels or been a film noir fan — generally means putting something in their drink designed to knock them out. Now presumably this happens for nefarious intent, because, after all, when was the last time you thought to yourself, “You know, this would be a lot of fun if only so-and-so were unconscious?” … Alright, so now that we think about it, that happens every time you take a fan of the opposing team to a sporting event, but that’s not important now. Now we will consider Slipping Mickey a Hmm … [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
1/4/15 |
KylieIreland A Certain Incident at a Booth … (#44)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland, Cricket] |
1/3/15 |
Shayla The Unlocked Door[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
1/1/15 | Next year we want to be on the college bowl selection committee. Honestly we couldn’t care less which teams actually play in the games; we just want to help pick the names of the bowls themselves. Of course we understand that sponsorship means money to these places, but it can get silly. We’re starting to get them named after duck call manufacturers, if you can believe that. We have some that appear to be just colors, which seems confusing, because who pays for those? And when was that last time you associated anything “new era” with pinstripes? What, do they sew the little lines with itty-bitty binary code or something? … While we Welcome in the New Year in the fashion people pretty much care nothing about imitating anyway, you can think about what you might like to see in the next college football season. So far we know we want a mini-championship that we could use like every month or something, just rotating teams. We’ll call it the Serial Bowl. [STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/1/15 |
247AdultStars Faye Taylor – Lady in Red[STAR TAGS: Faye Taylor, 247AdultStars.com] |