7/31/24 |
ReelRisque Possibly Prefers Pizza | pics[STAR TAGS: Joceline Kelly] |
7/29/24 |
247AdultStars Christmas in July[STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/28/24 | There are many things that one might consider bringing along on a trip to the beach. Out here in Southern California, of course, we have a lot of practice with these sorts of trips, so most of us end up with a collection of “going to the beach to do THIS” lists, where the items can vary rather substantially. After all, just sitting in sun or the surf does not require the number of things that playing volleyball or even people-watching might suggest. Oddly, all the lists do seem to include a certain biological attribute that always seems to enhance the trip, no matter what the intended goal. Nature can be great fun, right? [STAR TAGS: Melina Mason Video, Dayna Vendetta Video, Kiera King Video, Siri Dahl Video] |
7/26/24 |
ReelRisque A Very Graphic Novel | pics[STAR TAGS: Siri Dahl] |
7/25/24 |
RisqueNews Cheyenne Silver — A Song All Her Own[STAR TAGS: Cheyenne Silver Video] |
7/24/24 |
247AdultStars The Convention Stars Bright, The Fun Remains the Same[STAR TAGS: Erotica London 2011, Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Katie K, Nancy Dell’Olio, Tanya Tate, Angel Long, Yazim, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/23/24 |
ReelRisque A More Private Workout | pics[STAR TAGS: Kiera King] |
7/22/24 | For those perhaps too young to be familiar with the phrase, “Gimme some sugar” means simply that you are asking someone for a kiss. Now the general rules of civility and propriety surround the appropriate use of this expression, of course. One would not, for example, walk up to an attractive stranger in a grocery store with the request. At best the person might laugh, but more likely these days you would be directed to the correct aisle where one might acquire baking goods. When speaking of a Sugar Daddy, however, the “gimme some” implies an entirely different kind of relationship — although you should probably not try that at your local grocery store either. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Starr Video] |
7/21/24 |
ReelRisque Love an Early Valentina | pics[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina] |
7/20/24 | According to Wikipedia — which certainly reigns as infallible because just anyone can post to it — scissors were invented thousands of years ago. Now that may be off a bit, because, y’know, Wikipedia, but for our purposes the precise date does not matter all that much. You see, we were wondering how long after actual scissors were invented did the kind we consider today in Stepsisters That Scissor come into being. After thinking about it, we’re thinking our kind might actually have come earlier and led to the invention of the more common variety. We can just hear some lesbian or bisexual woman exclaiming, “Dang, girl, you could cut paper in half with those legs. … Hey, now…!” [STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red Video, Paisley Parker Video, Goldie Glock Video, Jenny Sativa Video, Alina West Video, Danica James Video, Marissa Mae Video, Fallon West Video] |
7/19/24 | You might be surprised to learn that people fairly consistently write in to say that they really enjoy our “things you can’t find on every other site” out there. In that spirit, D.Minion and Shayla have given us just what the doctor ordered. We could have called this simply “Shayla Eats Strawberries, and D.Minion Documents,” but that wouldn’t have given the entry its due, we’re thinking. For example, where else can you see photographs of Shayla attempting to milk a plastic cow? Huh? … Got you stumped, right? … We did not forget those more traditionally inclined, however, with what the new folks accidentally attributed as a “Darling Shayla” interlude. Sometimes it doesn’t matter much what you call it. You’ll probably forget the description, and basically everything else we’ve said today, just by watching Shayla. She has that effect on people. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
7/17/24 |
ReelRisque Compelling Vendetta | pics[STAR TAGS: Dayna Vendetta] |
7/15/24 |
247AdultStars Dream a Little Dream of She[STAR TAGS: Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/14/24 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jayden Lee – Claudia Valentine – Tara Lynn Foxx – Alana Evans – Sheena Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
7/13/24 |
ReelRisque Begin at the Beach | pics[STAR TAGS : Melina Mason] |
7/12/24 | We head off in search of Elegance today, beginning with a raucous three-way because nearly all elegant presentations begin this way, of course. As a rather distinct benefit with this one, however, the episode evolves in a manner quite realistic with the way an actual “regular” couple might dip their toes — y’know, and other parts — into the whole ménage à trois experience. Not everyone wants to just jump into the deep end with something like this, no matter how much they may want to spice up their sex lives. We should all think of sexuality as more of a track meet as compared to an event as a rule. This adds happiness all around. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video, Nikki Nievez Video] |
7/11/24 |
RisqueNews Staying in Your Lane[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video] |
7/10/24 | Sometimes in order to get excited about the next thing, you have to look back at a past thing in order to refresh your memories. Those of us that cannot really remember what we had for lunch yesterday find this approach ideal, for the record. … So even though it may seem early to be thinking about a January 2025 AEE, when it comes to room reservations and such, trust us when we tell you that it is not too early at all. Consequently we dug out (and updated) a relatively young Maverick a Dirty Dozen Years Ago amidst all the … um … sensory input. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Ginger Lynn, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Alektra Blue, Christy Canyon, Brooklyn Lee, Lexi Love, Stoya, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Alexis Texas, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Capri Anderson, Belladonna, Teagan Presley, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/8/24 |
RisqueNews Mostly for Maverick[STAR TAGS: 247AdultStars Video Tour] |
7/7/24 |
ReelRisque That Lovin’ Feeling pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Mimi Allen Video] |
7/5/24 | If you really want to get the attention of an adult film star, tell them that you’d like to run a gallery and a story about them on your site, but you do NOT want any naked pictures because you cannot use them in your free areas. I once filled in as a photographer on a horror movie set, and the only thing they did not want me to shoot was the pretend sex scene. When you make your living one way, having someone ask you to do everything but that one thing can be confusing to say the least. Of course some really good things happen with our clothes on too. Imagine. … Hey, Ginger Lynn shines even after all these years, and even in (mostly) PG. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video] |
7/4/24 |
RisqueNews Celebrate with a Bang[STAR TAGS: Lia Lin Video, Bonni Gee Video] |
7/3/24 |
RisqueNews 50 Ways to Have Your Lover[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Anais, Kaylan Nicole, Chasey Lain, Phaedra Alexis, Vicca] |
7/2/24 |
247AdultStars The Breasts of Friends[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
7/1/24 | You know, it seems like it would be great fun to have enough money to be a Sugar Daddy, although whether or not one should do that would of course be a personal decision. Honestly the whole situation has always seemed a little suspect to those in the Risqué family, although we have known many people on both yin and yang of the circumstance. We start an exploration of the Sugar Daddy concept with part one today, though, so maybe we’ll all learn something. If nothing else, the research should be fun, even if you use your own extra money to support the arts or help the homeless or something. [STAR TAGS: Pippa Dee Video, Romana Ryder Video] |
Filed Under: Belladonna
May 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/31/24 | If one were logical and honest about it, in the final analysis, the “Last Man Standing” will almost certainly be a woman. There are more of them. They live longer, mature earlier, and at least objectively do not seem to fall victim to the “Dang it … there’s no blood for my brain because it’s all in my dick” disease. If women ever figure that out, all those old white dudes in Washington will be in for a rude awakening, right? … Fortunately, today, we avoid politics entirely while we simply admire a couple of old friends in Keri Windsor and Taylor St. Claire in a movie entitled, interestingly, Last Man Standing. You can draw your own conclusions, but we’re pretty sure Keri wins in this one. [STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Taylor St. Claire Video, Kelsey Heart Video, Alexandra Quinn Video, Lezley Zen Video, Cheryl Dynasty Video] |
5/30/24 |
RisqueNews Kat de Pussy[STAR TAGS: Katsumi Video, Katsuni Video, Penny Flame Video, Mia Smiles Video, Monica Sweetheart, Trinity, Michael Ninn] |
5/28/24 |
247AdultStars Memories of Beauty Abounded[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2009, Julia Ann, Christy Canyon, Alektra Blue, Jessica Drake, Tori Black, Tori Lane, Sophie Dee, Lexi Belle Video, Sunny Leone, Nikki Benz, Gianna Michaels, Belladonna] |
5/27/24 |
ReelRisque Diamond ’N’ Rough pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond Video] |
5/26/24 |
RisqueNews The Ichtheologist without the Ick[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
5/24/24 | Life goes on. We all know that. From the time most of us are very young we begin to learn that people will come in and out of our lives. We learn to treasure their memories and spend time in fond recollection when we can. Of course only a complete idiot would argue that all of these now distant friends held equal levels of importance in our lives, and around here we only have partial idiots, so we would never claim that. We do have something that many do not, however, as we can pull up the next episode in Tycoon and find ourselves surprised with new scenes from a dear old friend. … It’s not the same as an in-person visit by any means, but it beats the heck out of looking for pictures on a hard drive full of them. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video] |
5/23/24 |
Shayla Definitely Not Junk[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/22/24 |
RisqueNews Continuing the Maverick Theme with Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/21/24 |
RisqueNews Maverick of Yore[STAR TAGS: Renee Perez, Dyanna Lauren] |
5/20/24 | Former President still criminal defendant in ongoing trial for trying to write off a payment to a porn star? Check. … Watching beautiful Cosplay Women act out elaborate lesbian fantasies still a lot more fun than watching criminal trials — or scrolling newspaper feeds about those trials? Double Check. … Granted, a list of things more interesting to hear about than our former President would be very long indeed, although that still might beat hearing again about how our current President is not all that old. Really. … No wonder people talk about porn more than politics. Around here, of course, most are just glad we finally quit talking about the new kickoff rules in the NFL. … Some people… [STAR TAGS: Nicki Hunter Video, Ela Darling Video] |
5/19/24 | Lawyers get a bad reputation pretty much because lawyers deserve a bad reputation. Having been unusually involved in “legal cases” over the past few months/years we have seen a lot of lawyers, and they pretty much all seem to deserve the sleazy, say-anything-for-money lack of respect they tend to get. That said, not many of them look like adult movie stars — one recent notable exception aside, and intentionally not mentioned by name. In our little fantasy world, then, when you hear “She Divorced Me…” you’ll know you will likely not care about legal niceties. We did not. Of course we do not try to convince the world of the accuracy and justness of our fantasies either. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase Video, Jillian Janson Video, Holly Hearts Video, Alexa Nicole Video, Ryder Skye Video] |
5/18/24 | Certainly there are things in life that seem to draw way more attention than any objective view might determine they really deserve. A rich, powerful man had sex with a porn star, you say? … Gosh. We’re stunned. … Getting quickly away from that quicksand of a topic, though, we can say with certainty that one should Never Diss da BJ in life. You may not need to actually celebrate it all the time — although in honesty a BJ is a bit like pizza in that clearly “great” exists, but even the average ones are still pizza. If you can’t get gourmet stuffed-crust, then frozen Tombstone will do just fine. … Hmm. We could have gotten off topic again. We should stop now. [STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson, Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio] |
5/17/24 |
ReelRisque Flower Power pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Nikki Rhodes Video, Allison Pierce Video] |
5/15/24 |
247AdultStars Getting the Bedroom Dirty[STAR TAGS : Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/13/24 | D.Minion has a birthday this week, although she made us promise not to tell anyone the specific date. Following that guidance, therefore, we can tell that it does not fall on today (Monday), nor would Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday be correct guesses either. Sorry to be this secretive, but we do try to be kind when we can. … On that note, we chose, if not THE FAVORITE (in all caps and bold) scene on her personal list, at least one that to this day instills a great deal of gushing — which kind of makes sense, what with the scene featuring Taren Steele and all. … And if you do not understand anything we’re talking about, well, you clearly know neither D.Minion nor Taren Steele. Pity, that. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
5/12/24 |
GingerLynn Lacie James – Justine Joli – Daisy Ducati – Amber Chase – Shayla LaVeaux – Sadie Kennedy… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
5/11/24 |
Shayla Wardrobe Pal Function[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] |
5/10/24 |
Shayla Land of Milk and a Honey[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
5/8/24 | On the day after the country witnessed a porn star taking the witness stand in a criminal prosecution against a former President of the United States, we revisit history in a much less controversial way. Well, we have likely not technically witnessed this historic moment — one of many with “45” as he likes to be called — more likely we read about it on the internet or heard about via some “news” report. Still, at least with ours you will get to actually witness how we draw in tangents of Keri Windsor and Wendy Divine way more smoothly than some of the DA tangents appear to be drawn in the New York case. Sometimes in life, being just for fun beats the heck out of being important. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Keri Windsor, Ava Vincent, Jewel Valmont] |
5/7/24 |
247AdultStars Love Makes the Boobs Go ‘Round[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
5/6/24 |
ReelRisque Ryder IS the Skye | pics[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye] |
5/5/24 | Once you start on a crescendo, it can leave one with a distinct feeling of unease should it just stop in the middle. While we do like to perhaps stretch the way people think around here, we mostly like them to be comfortable while in the midst of any ruminations. Consequently, we continue with the next step in our symphony of entertainment of both an audio and visual nature. We could even claim that this all fits perfectly today on Cinco de Mayo and that we planned the whole thing this way. Even though that may be true, we’d understand if y’all were a tad skeptical of that claim. Finely-tuned machine does not describe the Risqué Commune nearly as well as held together with dedication, duct tape, and hope. … But why be boring? [STAR TAGS: Lorraine Sisco Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/4/24 |
ReelRisque Finding Your Chi pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Kimberly Chi Video] |
5/3/24 | You may have heard that there’s this big trial going on in New York involving a Tycoon of sorts — or unusual sorts, depending upon your point of view. True to our nature, though, we wholeheartedly wish to stay as far away from that topic as possible (which basically involves just watching HGTV all the time unless you want to watch super dull programming on the NFL Network while nothing at all is happening in the league). That said, we tag-lined our own episode of Tycoon today “Mayhem and Bliss” which we figure pretty much describes their lives in general. See how fun it is not being super rich? (Yeah, we’re not sure about that either, but we do like Monica and Autumn a lot.) [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem Video, Autumn Bliss Video] |
5/1/24 | Many moons ago — to go with a theme we have not yet explained — we did an “irreverent” May Day introduction that apparently did not sufficiently celebrate wood nymphs (or something like that), opting instead for a hilarious use of the distress call. Hey, some people just don’t appreciate Lost in Space humor, apparently. … At any rate we have been banned ever since — mostly because D.Minion has a freakishly long memory — so we are definitely not doing that again. Of course nothing says we cannot build to a Crescendo again, so we will. If people wander from there, well, golly, what can we do? [STAR TAGS: Tall Goddess Video, Faith Leon Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Michael Ninn] |
March 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
3/31/24 | A rose by any other name … would still be beautiful, but would also poke the dickens (or Shakespeare in this case) out of you if you just tried to grab it without paying careful attention. While we’re almost positive that considering D.Minion’s “Sonnet Over 18” here will not actually draw blood, it might make you blink rapidly as you try to decipher it. Feel free to compose a ready mental response, such as “OK. Poetry. Shayla is beautiful. Got it.” before you head to the post today. After all, having virtual sex with Shayla and Olivia Del Rio tends to be a lot easier to understand than iambic pentameter. Also you have no reason to remember A-B, A-B, C-D,C-D, E-F, E-F, G-G. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video] |
3/29/24 |
ReelRisque Bench in an Elevator | vid[STAR TAGS: Raylene Video] |
3/28/24 |
ReelRisque Brand New BFFs | pics[STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson, Teagan Summers] |
3/27/24 | So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road madness lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Even though “eno” hates that, we figure he’ll forgive us this time. If he doesn’t we’re going to assign him the task of figuring out D.Minion. That’ll scare anyone into submission. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
3/25/24 |
ReelRisque Dream Deviance | pics[STAR TAGS: Veronique Vega] |
3/24/24 | “Hello Lightness, my old friend.” … And now you see why the Sound of Lightness remains substantially more upbeat and happy when compared to the Sound of Silence. Given that we call our version the Sounds of Syren, though we figure we won’t get sued. The 247 Team lined up a triple feature for today, though, each featuring Syren Sexton, so you can understand our excitement. We start (or finish) with Do Me POV, and because that seems like an interesting way to finish a photo shoot, we have both versions of Syren in BTS, part one and part two — just so you can get to know her a bit more. (Or maybe reacquaint yourself, whichever the case may be.) Bottom line, it’s always good to be Maverick. [STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/23/24 |
Cythereas Good Things Coming. … Thought working. Was broken. Now fixed. Muy bueno.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/22/24 | Siblings can be both the joy and the bane of existence in life — occasionally at the same time. When you happen to be a Tycoon, or so we hear, all the same problems just get magnified. More money equals more problems, as we understand conventional wisdom, although we have never met a poor person who would not be quite willing to put that theory to the test, truth be told. Life travails aside, more money also tends to equal more women, which brings up another whole area of social philosophy that we’ll avoid for now as well. We do know that bringing in Joey Valentine to help you forget your troubles will almost certainly work, regardless of the number at the bottom of your personal balance sheet. We also now know that if you do not handle your paperwork with honesty and integrity, New York may come in and take your stuff. That too — this time happily — falls outside our considerations at the moment, however. Joey distracted us, you see. [STAR TAGS: Joey Valentine Video] |
3/21/24 | What better way to celebrate the first full day of Spring than with the announcement that as of today, all of Cytherea’s exclusive videos have been restored on her site (Well, the Cythereas.com one, we mean, as she has had several over the years.) … OK. So come to think of it, being able to watch that first squirt back would be better than just hearing the announcement, but members can do that, and presumably they make up the vast majority of people reading this, so we’ll skip the pesky details and lead them to “Like Riding a Bike — A Very Wet Bike” quite happily. When life gives you “we cancelled Flash Video” lemons, enjoy all that you get to experience with Cytherea again. That’s our motto. … Or at least that would definitely be one of them. [STAR TAGS: Cythera Exclusive Video] |
3/20/24 | Sometimes we do things today that will make more sense tomorrow. We admit that. Think of it, though, like your favorite television program where you watch an episode and then wait impatiently for the following week’s update. Think how much joy that always brings you. … Oh! And definitely do not think about waiting until an entire season drops to streaming so you can binge it all at once. That sort of thinking really messes with our metaphor here. … Besides, our series features Cytherea at the inception of her comeback trail with “Anew Twist on Adventure” which absolutely could never air on broadcast television — or even most of cable. Honestly, living outside the norm has its moments. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
3/19/24 |
Shayla Filled to the Brynn[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video] |
3/18/24 | Someone famous posed the question, “What’s in a name?” … Or at least somehow that question became famous, maybe because everybody dies, and folks do seem to enjoy a tragedy — at least those that happen to other people. … We could pontificate on love more deeply now, of course, but one really should try to limit ambition on a Sunday afternoon. That has become the rule, right, at least until the NFL starts up again? Right now we should all be fascinated by the plethora of internet pundits with all their expert opinions on exactly how the draft will unfold over a month from now. Or one could simply ignore all that and consider typographical choices hidden within the conclusion of New Girls on the Block with us today. It may not be Shakespeare, but at least all the female roles are played by women. [STAR TAGS : Arial Rose Video, Melanie Masters Video] |
3/17/24 |
GingerLynn Kirsten Price – Joslyn James – Brooklyn Jade – Nina Hartley – Zoey Foxx – Brooklyn Daniels… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
3/16/24 | Anyone that remembers English class in school could tell that a homonym is not in fact an elderly gay person. That person could also likely tell you the difference between denotation and connotation as regards a single word. Then again, the people that do remember these — we’ll call them not always valuable — bits of knowledge probably do not command large audiences on a regular basis either. Basically, most people will read the adjective “Deviant” before the word “Massage” and be quite happy to consider the intended consequences here without even bothering to consider the niceties of the English language. We feel sad for those people, of course, and we hope they get ice cream soon. That should be available to people regardless of their vocabulary. [STAR TAGS: Alexa Grace Video, Iris Rose Video, Kylie Kalvetti Video, Jojo Kiss Video] |
3/15/24 | If you do not happen to be talking about the weather, we tend to associate good things with the word hail. (Even with the weather hail can be awe-inspiring and even fun to watch, although it does help if you’ve always wanted to give that golf ball look to your personal automobile.) Consequently, when we Hail Sasha Heart, you probably feel like you get a good idea of what will be in store for today. To that we can only advise, “Oh, Hail No!” … This inflection obviously gives an entirely new perspective to the word hail. We do that, as long-time members can attest. Although there will be zero frozen spheres falling from the sky in this update, you may find some real-life stories that can sting just a bit. [STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Erica McLean] |
3/12/24 |
ReelRisque A Piercing Gaze | pics[STAR TAGS: Kissy Kapri Video] |
3/10/24 | We all like to do favors for friends. … Or we all profess to like doing favors for friends just so long as those friends never actually ask us to do any of those favors. … Or perhaps our friend count just goes way, way down when it comes to agreeing to favors. … Whatever the case, at least around here we have found that no matter what the favor asked (so far), we basically agree to anything that involves Heather Vandeven, who was Heather Vuur back when we knew her, but was allowed to change her name for Penthouse — you guessed it, as a favor. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Emily Addison Video] |
3/9/24 | Have you ever seen one of those home remodeling shows? Even if you do not spend much time on HGTV, or DIY, or any of those other kinds of similar networks, you probably know what we mean. You spend an hour (minus commercials, so like 15 minutes) watching a bunch of unnaturally happy pretty people do something, and then you think, “Gosh. That looks easy. I could do that.” … And then thousands of dollars, maybe hundreds of hours, several bruises, and many, many cuss words later, you just hire the professionals to not only do the original job, but fix everything you broke in your own ill-advised efforts. Not saying that would be what happened today in You Say You Want an Evolution, but it could have. We professionals are much too kind to ever point that out, however. And we’re way too perky, of course. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
3/8/24 |
ReelRisque Enlightening | pics[STAR TAGS: Teagan Summers] |
3/6/24 |
ReelRisque Runaway (Alexis) Love | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexis Love] |
3/5/24 |
247AdultStars Erotica back with the Real Stars[STAR TAGS: Erotica LA, 2008, Stormy Daniels, Lexi Love, Daisy Marie, Jessica Drake, Sunny Lane, Rebeca Linares, Belladonna, Tory Lane, Briana Banks, Teagan Presley, Devon, Natasha Nice, 247AdultStars.com] |
3/3/24 |
ReelRisque Butterfly is Free | vid[STAR TAGS: Drew Butterfly Video] |
3/2/24 |
ReelRisque Down to the Deed | pics[STAR TAGS: Jojo Kiss] |
3/1/24 | We have all heard that money does not buy happiness. And almost all of us at least have been willing to put that theory to the test, y’know, purely in the interests of science. Clearly, though, all those people with money care nothing about science because they sure seem reluctant to share the wealth with the rest of us. Still, we thought it might be worth a look at the “Tycoon” lifestyle just to see if everybody looked happy and all. Truth be told, we’re pretty much up for any trip that includes Roxy Jezel. She could read us a grocery list and we’d be captivated. [STAR TAGS: Roxy Jezel Video] |
January 2013 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
1/31/13 | Don’t you just hate it when two roads diverge in the yellow woods, and come to find out you’ve been in the redwoods this whole time? Then when you find out that all the pretty girls were in those yellow woods, well, it can make you really sad. On the upside, we always have hope for the next time, just as soon as we figure out where we should be wandering. That’s the trouble with the Internet: It created too many forests. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Diamond, Zarena Summers Video, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux] |
1/28/13 | If you work in Information Technology (IT) you probably have compiled your own list of things you really do not want to hear from people in your company. We feel safe in assuming that, “Hey, how do I get chocolate out of my keyboard?” to be right up there with the icky ones. … It seems that D.Minion has discovered something called “Choco Tacos” recently, though, and she approaches their use with her usual confident naiveté. Sometimes that works out better for her than others as you will with see with the soon to be classic game, Name That Strip Club Tune. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea] |
1/23/13 | As it turned out, not everyone did in fact get to go to the AEE this year, as one of those boring (but well paying) “other” kinds of clients required attention. Consequently those of us that did attend will need to explain all the wildly entertaining things they missed this time around — and we get to do it for an entire year. (Woo-HOO!) … So … the group set ground on a tour of this oft-charted desert isle … and then a whole bunch of stuff happened that we’ll get to later. For now, just understand that we had a million phones, a billion lights, and many motor cars to go with a skipper, at least a couple millionaires (but no wives), one professor, many, many movie stars — and likely at least a few first matings going on. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2013, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
1/14/13 | Since for some reason we all find ourselves heading out to the parade of porn stars in Las Vegas this year, we thought we should leave you for a week or so with the fine thoughts and images of Lon and Kylie. Come to find out, once people discover that Kristal Summers will be riding with us to the AEE, suddenly everyone sees a critical need for their attendance. When we take the 7-hour drive with Maverick, we don’t have nearly so many volunteers. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Jessica Drake, Sunset Thomas, Julia Ann, Kaylani Lei, Alektra Blue, Sunny Leone, Kristina Rose, Lexi Belle, Misty Stone, Skin Diamond] |
1/12/13 | Actually naming an adult movie “Naked” would be like choosing “Food” as the name for a cookbook. Fortunately the wise folks at Adam & Eve decided not to follow the “working title” recommendation, choosing Intimate Encounters 3 as the official release name. Granted, once people start putting numbers after a title it does tend to diminish the program as unique unto itself, but with D.Minion on set for Day One, we can be absolutely sure of one thing: We will definitely get unique. [STAR TAGS: Jeanie Marie Sullivan, Misty Stone Exclusive Video, Ashlynne Leigh Exclusive Video, Marie McCray] |
1/9/13 | Anyone can cover a porn convention and come up with fascinating insights and (even more easily) photographs of beautiful women. But only truly exceptional folks can cover a porn convention before it even happens — as Steve has done today. Granted, technically this all refers to the 2012 convention, but that’s a minor detail. Porn stars. Real Dolls. And Lon. … What else does one need in order to provide concupiscent enlightenment? (OK. So you could need a dictionary. Maybe.) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2012, Cytherea, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video, Kayden Kross, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Brooklyn Lee, Bree Olsen, Julia Ann, Belladonna, Tasha Reign, Stormy Daniels, Sophie Dee, Ron Jeremy] |
1/5/13 | Suppose you had a friend that justified trying to put a Hello Kitty toaster and a giant troll doll in her carry-on luggage by explaining that any TSA agent that found them in her checked baggage might be tempted to steal them? And suppose this same friend spent her free time watching her favorite types of adult movie scenes, these being either double penetrations or solo female? … Well in that case another friend that spent her first few minutes in a new location looking for fun places to masturbate might seem sort of normal, right? Life is simply a matter of perspective with D.Minion and Shayla around. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
1/1/13 | We could talk about how simply postponing a decision for two months does not “avoid” a cliff nearly so much as “postpone” it. Or we could talk about how the “last minute” congressional compromise sure looks a heck of a lot like the exact same solution they had on the table a couple of weeks ago. … But why would we do that when we could welcome 2013 with Dee’s 4-Way Lesbian Dilemma instead? Clever beings that we are, we decided that we would not. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray, Jeanie Marie Sullivan] |