12/31/21 | We tend not to publish our Adult Entertainment Expo diaries right after we get back, because all the adult press does that. Everyone was at the same convention, and even though our coverage clearly represents the most clever and insightful — not to mention hands down the most fun — people might be bored and not even click on the story if we got lumped in with everybody else. So we save ours until just before we leave for the next event. That drums up excitement for us, and at least theoretically for the members. Well, as we got ready to publish our 2020 coverage, um, COVID happened. Then there was no next convention. And now there is no next convention again. (We do not really count virtual conventions, because, well, those suck.) So we decided to post Lon and Gibby’s Report from 2020 on the last day of 2021. We consider it a move to bring about good luck for future conventions, and honestly it was a lot easier than trying to find a virgin to sacrifice around here. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Taylor Hayes, Rayveness, Georgia Adair, jessica drake, Victoria Zdrok, Kenna James, Riley Reid, Katie Morgan, Ana Foxxx, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Jenna Jameson, Stormy Daniels, Misty Stone, AEE 2020 Video] |
12/30/21 |
ReelRisque Two for One | pics[STAR TAGS: Akubi Video, Yuma Video, Takashi Video] |
12/28/21 |
GingerLynn Turning Pages in Film & Music Video[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/27/21 | Generally when one ceases being mystified, a sense of joy and clarity overwhelms the body. No we’re not suggesting that you will not feel joy — and perhaps other — overwhelming feelings as you wrap up your Mystified (the movie) journey. Odds are very good you will feel some, well, very good things overall. One should not expect “clarity” in any fashion, however. Crude nursery rhymes, though, we definitely have those. And the ever-lovely Venus, we have her as well. [STAR TAGS: Venus Video] |
12/26/21 |
GingerLynn Nikki Phoenix – Dayton Rains – Tessa Lane – Beverly Lynne – Alyssa Lynn – Ruby Reyes… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/25/21 | We picked this day to debut this particular “TOC” movie for a very simple reason. Without any shopping at all, we can let you in on the gift that all but the most jaded of males will enjoy more than any other. Outboard Evinrudes, Shimano fishing reels, even a pedal-assisted motorized Santa Cruz bicycle will pale in comparison to the joy you will receive illustrated by today’s feature movie, Homemade Blowjobs— technically “5” in this case. Of course we do not mean to imply that you should wait for only national holidays that coincide with major religious events to bestow this gift. We are simply making the point that you could be over-thinking this whole gift process. Everyone appreciates homemade, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bridgette Michaels Video, Daisy Rae Video, Kayla Jade Video, Peaches Video, Selena Video, Sunshine Haddah Video, Vivian LaVey Video] |
12/24/21 | This time of year always brings to the forefront thoughts of family — that which we were born into, and that which we have chosen over the years. Without getting into a debate as to which of those might be the most important (because it’s obviously the chosen family, duh) we wanted to wish everyone the time to consider both for a least a little while today and tomorrow. For the most part “work” things should sit at bay, and before all those theoretical resolutions reach up to bite us in the butt in a week, we would all benefit from a little time spent doing nothing but thinking in the quiet. As for distant friends and family, you can send them one of our favorite toasts (that we absolutely did not make up ourselves): “May the best day of your past be the worst day of your future.” Don’t use email or any kind of IM, though. Send them an actual note through the USPS written on a physical piece of paper. That’ll screw with their heads. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Nikky Blond Video, Adriana Rouso Video, Victoria Swinger Video, Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez Video, Brea Bennett Video, Nikki Kane, Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/22/21 |
Cythereas Holiday Treats[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/20/21 |
GingerLynn When Legends Co-Ride[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/19/21 |
ReelRisque A Season of Red pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Alexia Rae Video] |
12/17/21 | Things always get a little batty during this “holiday” — formerly known as “Christmas” — season. Without even trying to imagine what life will be like if we truly manage to eliminate even the potential of (even possibly) offending anyone at all with anything thing we say, Risque has helpfully decided to concentrate instead on the batty part. Well, we’re more in the BatFxxx Orgy category, rather than a political one, truth be told. On the upside, we were able to actually come to a consensus, and we feel supremely confident in our ability to forecast the outcome and costs of our program. … You may need a towel. [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Cindy Behr Video, Delta White Video, Isis Love Video, Jasmine Black Video, Anaya Leon Video, Rio Lee Video, Stacey Saran Video] |
12/16/21 |
GingerLynn Stacy Likes Llamas[STAR TAGS: Stacy Jay Video] |
12/15/21 |
Shayla Smelly & Clean[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/13/21 | When rose petals fall from the sky onto the nude form of your lesbian lover, you’re probably having a really good dream. When they fly up from the ground in bizarre “well this scene of Mystified seems to be complete” sort of way, you are probably in a Bluebird movie. The bizarreness does not distract (mostly) from the appeal of Charisma Cole and Breanne Benson, though, so you’ll likely want to just run with it. It was always going to be a weird day, after all. Friday the 13th came on a Monday this month. [STAR TAGS: Charisma Cole Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
12/12/21 |
ReelRisque A Gun and Many Piercings pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Scarlett Pain Video] |
12/11/21 | Say you had a slightly nervous star, not about nudity at all, but more about “the dancing striptease” part of the event. Let’s say that would be Kristal Summers. Then let’s say that being a nervous but clever young woman Kristal sees the wisdom of inviting over a coach, not so much for choreography, but more as an experienced friend for emotional support. We’ll identify this expert as Dee. … At this point, we should probably just clarify that as far as coaching goes, Dee gets rather more involved that would a traditional tutor. Adult stars apparently have a genre-unique inspirational style. You’ll see. (Or, y’know, members will.) [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video] |
12/9/21 |
GingerLynn An Orgy of Solos[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ann Harlow Video, Envy Mi Video, Drew Hurlie Video, Lyla Lei Video, Angel Smith Video, Divalicious Video, Ivy Leaguez Video, Noah Angel Video, Sassy Video] |
12/8/21 |
Cythereas Flirting and Squirting[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
12/6/21 | Everyone loves a good fantasy. Although we would be the first to admit that a simple concept like “fantasy” can mean very, very different things to biologically diverse individuals. One person’s fantasy can easily be another person’s freak show; let’s be honest. … That said, angelic nymphs wandering through the — preternaturally clean, of course — woods just looking for innocent campers to seduce seems like a fairly universal fantasy to pursue. At least that was the theory in Mystified today. Besides, since we’re being honest, we can say with confidence that Bella-Marie Wolf can play a role in pretty much any fantasy we can conjure up. (“Wolf” in the forest. Get it?) [STAR TAGS: Bella-Marie Wolf Video] |
12/5/21 |
GingerLynn Melissa Jacobs – Jacky Joy – Skin Diamond – Briella Bounce – Ana Foxxx – Victoria White… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
12/4/21 |
Shayla Balls of Not Blue[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
12/3/21 |
GingerLynn Torn, Between Two Lovers[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
12/2/21 | Happy Palindrome Day!! … So we don’t really know any math super-geeks that could tell us how often this happens, but it sure seems like a calendar date palindrome (at least with the American way of notating dates) has to be pretty rare. … Because 12-02-2021 just seems fun overall, and this one even works with the shorthand notation of 12-2-21, although that does not seem as fancy. Heck you might care nothing about watching Dee and Anais today now that you know about Palindrome Day. Granted they do not look the same forward and backwards, but they do look excellent from either direction. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
12/1/21 |
RisqueNews Return of Geekettes[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Leon Video, Kim Tao Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Amia Miley Video, Jasmine Jolie Video] |
Filed Under: Riley Reid
October 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/31/16 | In our bizarre little world, the phrase “Trick or Treat” takes on a vastly different meaning than you will likely hear at your doorstep this evening. (At least we really, really hope so, and if not, you live in a truly weird neighborhood.) Still, as the holiday season approaches most of our office sets to the task of planning for next year, having either successfully completed the schedule for this year or having decided to just scrap a bunch of it after a suitable application of tequila. Be joyous, whatever the case. That would be our suggestion. If pressed, we would give Gran Patrón as another idea, y’know trying to be helpful and all. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tiffany Taylor Video, Dana Vespoli, Roxy Jezel, Michael Ninn] |
10/30/16 |
GingerLynn Shayla LaVeaux – Alina Long – Kimberly Chi – Jayden Lee – Mia Austin – Kylie Nicole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
10/29/16 |
Shayla All About the Pink[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Rayveness Video, Jill Kelly Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/28/16 |
KylieIreland Kinky Stuff (#21)[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio] |
10/24/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity | part eight[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/19/16 | There have to be at least tens of thousands of ways to make a cheap movie, and that might be a conservative estimate, depending upon how narrowly one defines “movie” as a concept. Economics, however, comes into play not only in the creation of the “product” but also in its distribution and ultimate consumption by the consumer. Fortunately for you, that will be the last bit of economic theory you will hear from us today — or probably for a lot of days, truth be told. Just remember this little tidbit from the adult movie world: They do not make gonzo movies year after year just because they’re cheap. People also like them so they buy them. [STAR TAGS: London Keyes, Britney Manson] |
10/16/16 |
GingerLynn Carter Cruise – Loni Legend – Shay Lynn – Blake Eden – Ryder Skye – Jeanie Marie… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
10/14/16 |
ReelRisque Smoke ‘em if Ya Got ‘em | vid[STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video] |
10/7/16 |
ReelRisque Jayden Cole | 1[STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole] |
10/5/16 | There are too many numbers in modern life, have you noticed? You’d think it would be much easier, because no one has to remember those annoying 7-digit phone numbers anymore, and if there was an area code too? Egads! … Nope. Now to call mom no matter where she moves, it’s just Favorites-1-Send. (Because if you don’t have your mom as number one, you’re gonna get in trouble.) … Still when it comes to Juli Ashton, particularly on this anniversary of her birth, D.Minion has trouble counting to … well … two. We know Juli, though. Somehow that makes sense. She can be very distracting. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Johnni Black Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Nici Sterling, Melanie Stone, Syren] |
10/2/16 |
GingerLynn Dillion Harper – Loni Legend – Amber Chase – Nadia Styles – Nikki Delano – Scarlet Red… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
10/1/16 | A couple weeks in and Gibby has hit full stride with his “reasons to attend the next AVN convention” coverage. And when you happen to be tall enough to reach the ceiling without jumping in any normal room, that “stride” tends to be impressive too. … DM and the ChickaDees, though, decided to drop in a decidedly adult bit of illustration, just on the off chance that watching Lon and Maverick consider a giant hot fudge sundae may not be why you dropped by. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Kenna James, Annika Albrite, Megan Rain, Lexi Belle] |
September 2016 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
9/30/16 |
Shayla The Hunt for Red December[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Sexy Vanessa Exclusive Video] |
9/22/16 | The first day of a new season in Southern California honestly feels pretty much the same no matter which new part of the year we happen to be entering. We do understand the concept of fall colors and brisk motivations, however, so we’ve borrowed a bit of assistance from Reel Risqué in the presentation of our own version of Golden Girls. Sometimes people new to SoCal might feel like they really miss the actual “seasons” of most of the country. Then we put on the news one night in December and see footage from the rest of the country before deciding, “Naw. We’re good.” [STAR TAGS: Lisa Ann, Jayden Jaymes] |
9/18/16 |
GingerLynn Jasmeen Lefleur – Melody Jordan – Dillion Harper – Anita Blue – Dayton Rains – Iris Rose… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/17/16 | Preparation takes an inordinate amount of time, have you ever noticed? Gibby to his credit sticks to his promised schedule while some of the rest of us clearly need to schedule some time to prepare for our preparation. On the other hand, we do have really good excuses, because pretty much everybody understands how distracting beautiful women having public sex on a movie set can be. How do you argue with that? [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Celeste Star, Arianna Marie, Aidra Fox, Mandy Muse, Lexi Belle, Briana Banks, Katie Morgan, Alexis Adams ] |
9/11/16 |
CythereasWetWorld Lascivious Liquidity | part seven[STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Michael Ninn] |
9/10/16 | Uncle Gibby rolls into the convention coverage proper now, even as we all realize that the plethora of “Packers must Win the Super Bowl This Year” parties roll into all of Wisconsin this weekend. Of course the important game this week already happened, so most of us here have begun now to think about the next Vegas convention, even as we ponder, “People still live in Wisconsin?” [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Kayden Kross, Penny Pax, August Ames, Riley Reid] |
9/8/16 | Contractual Obligations with D.Minion require us to provide alternate entertainment options for the (perhaps mythical) people that do not focus completely on the National Football League. Sadly, these contracts do not compensate us madly as do typical NFL deals, but they do keep the Chickadees from whining at us, so that’s a plus. Honestly, this year could prove a useful diversion, truth be told. “Our” team goes up against the reigning league MVP heading a team with six-months’ worth of pent-up frustration, and we lead with a fellow from a college known for academics who a couple of years ago had a big game against Purdue. What could possibly go wrong? [STAR TAGS: Sexy Ladies] |
9/5/16 | Right after the annual Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas there are hundreds of “news” posts about the event. We would hate for people to miss our truly unique and wonderful coverage, after all, so we generally wait until the fall — just in time to start getting people excited for next January. Now we will admit that the people who enjoy our particular slant tend to like it a lot and think we’re great, while the people that just don’t get it probably think, “Those Risqué People are crazy.” … Oddly enough, both camps would be correct. The news world has way too much average, don’t you think? [STAR TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2016] |
9/4/16 |
ReelRisqué Sexual Olympics | pics & vid[STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video] |
9/4/16 |
GingerLynn Samantha Rone – Jenna Jay – Savana Ginger – Jenna Rose – Alice McMunn – Chasey Lain… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
9/2/16 | Should you decide to manage a web site at any point in your life, you will be faced with two primary schools of thought regarding updates. Some make the argument that many, smaller, “posts” make for a better user experience, because people tend to be busy, so they do not really have time to get through a long update before they have to leave to do something weird, like have a regular life. Others feel that fewer, although lengthier, additions to the site fit busy schedules better because people do not have time to log in every day, and if you do a lot of small updates they may miss something in their absence. If you have been a member of any of the Risqué Communes sites, you know that we basically use both strategies, basically at random. Our philosophy, you see, reasons that if you have updates of any size which feature Inari Vachs, Kristal Summers, and Stephanie Swift, people will figure it out. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Stephanie Swift Video, Inari Vachs Video |
November 2014 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
11/30/14 |
You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/28/14 |
Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video] |
11/27/14 |
Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs] |
11/21/14 |
Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video] |
11/19/14 |
Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/16/14 |
You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/14/14 |
Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video] |
11/11/14 |
Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video] |
11/7/14 |
Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video] |
11/4/14 |
We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
11/2/14 |
Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn] |
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