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February 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

2/29/24 Dee, Nobody Special, Inari VachsMost of us learn that you can always tell when it will be a leap year because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Most of us also learn to take advantage of this extra day but doing something completely captivating and out of the norm — because of the U.S. Presidential election happening that year. Hey, it gets to be the end of February, and we’re already sick of all the political gloom and doom on every channel. This year, though, we remind ourselves that We’ll Always Have Paris. … Hey, that’s catchy. We should write that down and put it in a movie or something. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Inari Vachs Video]
2/28/24 ETO Flags

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Runnin’ with the ETO

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2/26/24 Anna and SensiUsing a “sensei” to guide you in advanced training has been a custom for thousands of years. Using a “Sensi” to guide you in the nuance (and wetness, let’s be honest) in the way of sapphic love would be a much newer tradition. … Full disclosure now, even our oldest leaders have not really been around for thousands of years, but they read a lot, so we’re confident in our characterization of the situation. Also, we have no real data on the use of Sensi in the manner put forth in this latest New Girls on the Block installment, but having seen the results now, we can say with certainty that even if it has not become tradition, per se, it definitely should become one. [STAR TAGS: Sensi Pearl Video, Anna Skye Video]
2/25/24 DeeFor reason that will be come clear — or at least explained more elaborately — inside, our Dee Fest Celebration concludes with a replay of a never-before-seen camshow. … OK. So technically a couple thousand people saw it when it we originally broadcast it, but they probably do not remember it all that well, even if they’re still members (in which case THANK YOU VERY MUCH, btw). And just to explain those numbers a bit, remember this was was way before broadband was a thing everywhere, and it took some sophisticated and expensive equipment to even capture and send the signal so that people could watch it. Come to think of it, OnlyFans probably owes us a royalty. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Codi Milo]
2/23/24 jessica drakeWe have begun the process in earnest of sorting through all the various “media” from the recent Vegas trip for the AEE, and in the process we got to talking about friends that do not make the journey anymore. There are various reasons for this decision, but we have decided it basically comes down to these people now being sad excuses for humans who have decided that being dull and sedate beats living life with the cool kids. Could be other reasons, but we’re satisfied with that one. This did give us a reason to show off what we did previously when overwhelmed with hard drives after a trip, though. You’ll need to imagine the Super Bowl part, though. It appears we were more organized back then. Darned COVID beat the heck out of the work force, did it not? … By the way, those Super Bowl spots were up to over $230,000/second this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake Exclusive Video]
2/22/24 Lexi Belle

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Belle of the Ball (literally) | pics

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2/21/24 Dee and CakeAs one might expect, the Dee festivities recently spawned a swell of, basically, swell Dee emotions, as a collection of “enhanced” Dee enthusiasts in the Risqué office undertook a quite fun — any often hysterical — trip down Dee Memory Lane for a few hours. Seeing as how we never like to waste effort around here, we naturally decided to share the experience with all the members. We should note that if you with to enjoy the complete experience, you will need to provide your own tequila, but rest assured that would be an optional ingredient for today’s festivities. We also learned another thing: This office should most definitely never, ever consider microdosing as a work supplement. That could get dangerous. [STAR TAGS: Dee]
2/19/24 Kaz B and Kitty

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To Kaz B, or Not To Kaz B

[STAR TAGS: Kaz B. Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

2/18/24 Amber Ashlee

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Miley May – Jayden Lee – Amber Ashlee – Melissa Jacobs – Victoria White – Ava Green

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

2/17/24 DeeDee has a birthday today, so we celebrate. That would be a given. Technically, of course, Dee has a birthday on this day every year — a trend we hope continues for at least decades more, by the way — and we celebrate every one of them. Dee always had a special way with the newer Risqué Management members, you see, and the “Simple Rules” post from yesterday reminded us of her in some ways. Then the very next day was her birthday, so that worked out well. To be clear, her relationship with the newbies tended to be less “Mama Bear” and more “Upper-Class Sorority Sister Bear” when it came to the more personal interactions. Oddly enough that always worked out almost as well as her birthday celebrations, which tend toward the spectacular, to be clear. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Audio, Dee Video, Kylie Ireland Exclusive Audio, Adajja Video, Rayveness, Sydnee Steel, Crystal Knight Ashley Renee, Annah Marie, Liza Harper]
2/16/24 Jeanie Marie SullivanOne might think that if everything came with rules — better yet, Simple Rules — it would be a lot easier for everyone to get along in life. Then again, that would be ignoring what seems to be a biological imperative in many of us to simply ignore the rules, precisely because they are rules. (It may not surprise you to learn that this industry does not historically fill with a bunch of mainstream thinkers.) … Of course even people that want to follow rules tend to get their instruction from different sources who almost absolutely define the “facts” quite differently. All in all, it might be best to just think about banging and leave it at that. (We mean the fun adult kind, not the criminal gang kind. See how easy things can get twisted?)
[STAR TAGS: Tia Tanaka Video, Aubrey Addams Video, Addison Rose Video, Adriana Faust Video, Jeanie Marie Sullivan Video]
2/15/24 Rayveness

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Dance Like Everybody’s Watching | pics

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2/14/24 Dee and AnaisLong-time members to any of the Risqué Commune sites well understand how we employ a sort of Professional Meandering kind of approach to the chaos that can be our lives. Paths wander back and forth between the different sites, and indeed it can take literally years for a complete story to come together — oddly not usually the goal in this kind of work. On the Manufactured Day of Love this year, though, we thought we’d try to wrap up a few things with Anais and Dee that we never quite got around to before now. Hey, we’re sort of in the manufactured love business if you think about it. We love this holiday. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video, Anais Exclusive Video]
2/13/24 Jeanie Marie Sullivan

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Smile, You’ve Got Anal! | pics

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2/12/24 Capri Anderson

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Young and (Causing) Hungry | pics

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2/11/24 Jojo Kiss

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Halftime Hiatus | pics

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2/10/24 Samantha Ryan, Jelena Jensen

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Key Expertise pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Ryan Video, Jelena Jensen Video]

2/9/24 LucciaFine lines can separate a lot of things in life. The transition between “life of the party” and “annoying drunk” can happen very quickly, for example. A “good friend” on the scale can tip to “despicable idiot” over a single issue, generally political or sexual, but a lone issue regardless. Such as perhaps been the case as our look into Scandalous reaches conclusion today. Such a state can easily drop over to “embarrassing fool” depending upon one’s perspective, but we have perhaps reached an objective conclusion on this one little fine line in life. If you include Jassie and her friends in your analysis, everything should work out fine. [STAR TAGS: Luccia Video]
2/8/24 Cytherea

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Cytherea’s Launch Tripod

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2/7/24 Adriana Faust

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Yellow … We Won’t Go | pics

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2/6/24 Anais and DeeDespite occasional appearances to the contrary, we really do tend to have a plan around here. Not to say that one of our foremost tenets has pretty much been, “Always be open to changing the plan at the very last second.” … Let’s face it: This industry has not thrived on staid, pedantic approach, and a refusal to look outside the box (so to speak). Consequently, you can be certain we have a plan as we roll out this somewhat odd Dee on KSEX with Anais recollection. … Hey, yesterday we learned that Good Housekeeping has a “Best Vibrators” list now. We’ve come a long way since S&H Green Stamps. Certainly not all of that could have been in anyone’s initial plan. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais Video]
2/5/24 Lilly Evans, Cassandra NixA lot of things that thrill us growing up can really lose their luster as we age. Some things never fail to excite, though, no matter how much we “mature” in our world view — and we’re not even talking about Ben & Jerry’s Cherry Garcia (although one would certainly include that in this category, perhaps adding Karamel Sutra as we get older and wiser). Simply put, there can be very little as exciting as hearing about New Girls on the Block, and thus we continue our (obviously scientific) analysis of this Filly adventure. [STAR TAGS: Cassandra Nix Video, Lilly Evans Video]
2/4/24 Addison Rose

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It’s Got to be Hue | pics

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2/3/24 Capri CavanniSometimes a Risqué “TOC” — short for Table of Contents — simply merits a single line introduction here in New Stuff because simply the name of the show efficiently describes this full movie replay in our Commune. Other times, however, we take a moment to point out something that may not be entirely evident in the mere title. This second kind of event would be the case with POV Auditions today, in fact. You might get the “pretend to be shy or surprised before you become voraciously willing” part of the schtick, but you would not necessarily be aware of the quite stunning collection of talent they put together for this show. Of course, now you are. [STAR TAGS: Taylor Tilden Video, Madison Ivy Video, Amber Swift Video, Capri Cavanni Video, Allie Haze Video]
2/2/24 Jasmine Black, Stacey Saran

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Dancer Dalliance pics | vid

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2/1/24 Jaden ColeAs Hannibal Smith taught us well in the 1980s, we all love it when a plan comes together. Around here, though, we have been able to expand upon that old theme through a combination of skill, dedicated effort, and a very large percentage of pure serendipity. Now we really love it when a plan accidentally comes together. As it turns out, the remaster of “Cole-Hearted Thriller” coincides perfectly with running into Jayden Cole (all too briefly) at the Vegas convention, and it even includes a convention component of its own. Of course Jayden posing and being generally joyful in stills and video will probably distract everyone from the more mundane calendar coordination. We understand. That happens with Jayden. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Cytherea, Jayden Cole Exclusive Video]

December 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/20 AnaisWhile we understand that as a practical scientific matter, “tomorrow” will only be 24 hours after “today” on the calendar, when you get to turn the page on an entire year as decidedly sucky (again using the scientific term) as 2020, well, it simply feels different. Consequently, we have decided to see how the other half lives and completely ignore the science. Yep. We will simply pretend that tomorrow will be completely different from today — absolutely, 100%, and in all manners, resolutely different. We do have Anais today, though, and that makes it different from most days right off the bat. You think that’s how they do it? They find one teeny-tiny fact that fits their non-scientific view of the world, and then paint their entire world extrapolating that variable as a constant everywhere? Now that just seems silly. [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
12/29/20 London Keyes

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Pros without Prose | pics

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12/27/20 Cassandra Cruz

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Jeanie Marie – Iris Rose – Laila Mason – Alice Lighthouse – Cassandra Cruz – Amber Ashlee

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

12/26/20 Ally Kay and Ginger Lynn

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Icon Interaction | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Ally Kay Video]

12/25/20 Raptor, Gibby

RisqueNews

Sadly Suitable Cheer for 2020

[STAR TAGS: Kayden Kross, Jill Kassidy, Lana Rhoades, Riley Steele, Aidra Fox, Jayden Cole, Katie Morgan, Lexi Belle]

12/23/20 Lana Violet

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Boy Extraneous | pics

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12/21/20 Trina Michaels and Nick ManningTimes like these, when you do not get to do your normal “Christmas Stuff” at all — unless you happen to be a complete moron, but we generally presume those types do not frequent Risqué — we can all use a bit of fun and humor with our consenting adults entertainment. Not much better than Nick Manning for that sort of thing, in many respects, although adding Trina Michaels definitely helps. Just try to remember that by definition half the people in the country are of below average intelligence, and maybe that will help you feel better about things. You will not like them any better, but it may make the pain slightly less irritating. Or else go the Trina Michaels route. That always wins. [STAR TAGS: Trina Michaels Video, Jana Cova Video]
12/18/20 Michelle Thorne DemandingAt one time or another in our lives, all of us have felt the desire for something just to be over. That could be what happened with the Bluebird folks as they closed up Macbeth 2, what with dead people coming back to life so they can get killed again, a bizarre — and not terribly Elizabethan — dungeon in the mix, and quite honestly a star who may have lost his mind — and not in the only because I’m playing Macbeth sort of way. On the other hand, none of this really distracts from the rollickingly good orgy, and let’s be honest: We understand the pain when you just can’t save something anymore. … These days every sane person on the planet wants the same thing to be over. 2020! [STAR TAGS: Aline Video, Audrey Bitoni Video, Delta White Video, Kaia Kane Video]

12/15/20 Angelina Chung leered at by Romeo Price

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Leather and Pace | pics

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12/13/20 Alexis Love

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Flitty Titty Bang Bang | vid

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12/11/20 Alexis LoveSure, everybody knows the basics. You don’t tug on Superman’s cape. You don’t spit into the wind. You don’t pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger, and you don’t mess around with Slim — y’know, now that Jim’s out of the picture. There could be some other things best left avoided too, particularly in this industry, but we do tend to celebrate a lifestyle lacking in reverence, so it seems disingenuous to complain. Sometimes all you can do is let the sleigh coast over the top of you and then jump up on the back. When the Grinch scowls back at your antics, just wave happily (and possibly think of Alexis Love). That last part could just apply right here. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love]
12/7/20 Sativa RoseYou could probably learn a lot about a person if you knew their innermost sexual fantasies. Then again, knowing this would almost certainly not make you happy. It might make you anywhere from quite uncomfortable to horrified, truth be told, because people are weird SOBs when it comes right down to it. It does not even matter which way you voted in the last Presidential election, right now you are thinking, “Wow. There are currently over 70 million completely bat-shit crazy adults in this country.” … May we suggest Sativa Rose as appropriate, both as a fantasy and as way to stop thinking about politics? [STAR TAGS: Sativa Rose Video]
12/6/20 Angelina Chung leered at by Romeo Price

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Work Out & In | pics

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12/4/20 Hannah Shaw

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Holiday Excuses 247

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

12/1/20 Alyssa Reese and Rayveness

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Lesbian Cougar Training | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video, Alyssa Reece Video]

July 2018 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/18 Michelle Thorne

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Embracing the Thorne

[STAR TAGS: Michelle Thorne Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/29/18 Priya Rai

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Cassandra Cruz – Nikki Charm – Jasmeen Lefleur – Melody Jordan – Jenna Jay – Priya Rai

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/28/18 Cytherea

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Gifts Less Received | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

7/27/18 CythereaTechnology by definition changes. When you have a website that has been operational for over two decades, though, these changes can be real … let’s go with challenging. Consequently as we step off the flash train, and lock all of it in a secure socket layer — which has be good, because it has the word secure in it — we will need to do a bit of live testing. As you may have surmised, today would be the beginning of that evolution. … On the upside, many scientific experiments do not have the benefit of requiring Cytherea to masturbate naked on camera. Those scientific experiments are less fun than ours. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
7/24/18 Jayden Cole

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Diamonds from Cole | pics

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7/22/18 Juli Ashton and DeeNormal people might have finished up with Essentially Dee before starting down the road with coverage of a different in-house production, but to be quite honest, normal people would run screaming from this place in less than a week. In fact, we have empirical evidence to support that belief, and we really try hard not to laugh about those memories. If bisexual women and frank discussions about sexuality in general disturb you, we will not be an excellent choice at which to chase your professional dreams. We do know Dee, though, and that counts for a lot. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, May Video]
7/21/18 Lauren Montgomery and Mike HornerIt may actually seem counter-intuitive, but one of the most difficult “directions” you can give a couple before they perform in an explicit adult movie scene happens when you request “a romantic feel” to the experience. More intuitive might be the fact that no one has ever honestly entered this industry because of all the romance it adds to their lives, you see. Still we continue with our Darling efforts at bucking the trends again — y’know, while bucking each other, of course. [STAR TAGS: Lauren Montgomery Video]
7/20/18 Daisy Marie

Risqué “TOC”

Mexicants 6

[STAR TAGS: Laurie Vargus Video, Alexis Love Video, Rachel Milan Video, Estrella Flores Video, Daisy Marie Video]

7/15/18 Allison Moore

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Christiana Cinn – Kylie Nicole – Allison Moore – Dillion Harper – Stacy Jay – Amber Lynn

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/13/18 Kristal SummersIt seems safe to presume — at least in the American or British culturally-dominated parts of the world — that people have heard that Friday the 13th could be a consistently ominous day. We looked up why that may be, and quite honestly, the answer turned out to be really, really boring, so we’re not even going to mention it. Instead, we analyze in our more traditional fashion, that involving copious amounts of naked women, including Kristal Summers as shown here. Terrifying, is she not? Count us in for any bad luck road she wants to take us on, no matter which Friday it may be. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Nicki Hunter Video, Tori Black Video]
7/12/18 Daisy Marie

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Daisy in Full Bloom | pics

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7/10/18 Mia Malkova

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Mia Malkova: Good Jeans | pics

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7/7/18 Shayla LaVeaux and Devinn LaneA lot of folks might have finished up with one special feature before starting up another. They might not read several books at a time. Heck, they might have sex with only one person at a time. … As you may have divined — to pick the perfect word — by now, we do not particularly classify as traditional by any rational definition. This has never concerned us, however. We’re Darling. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Keri Windsor]
7/6/18 Estrella Flores

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Sunny Side Up, Down, Whatever | pics

[STAR TAGS: Estrella Flores]

7/4/18 convention starOne toasts absent friends — or if you happen to know Chantelle Fox, perhaps Absinthe friends, but that would be a story for a different day. Thus as we approach the next Vegas convention already — crazy though that may sound since it doesn’t even happen until next January — we close out the most recent event with one of the most impressive “Virtual Toasts” we have ever read. This comes from our own inimitable — and not just because he’s really big and scary — Uncle Gibby, to whom we tip our hats and drink Coors Light in honor. You done good, Dear Friend, even without Chantelle this year. Of course that may come back to bite you in the butt, because now we’re likely to ask you to do it again. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2018 Exclusive Video, Jayden Cole, Zoey Monroe, Penny Pax, Lexi Belle, Lana Rae, Kendra Sutherland, Olive Glass, Sam Phillips, Riley Nixon, Kenna James]
7/2/18 Inari VachsIt could be that we are incredibly devious and clever individuals. It could be that we go to any length to provide the absolutely cutting edge of dramatically unique and philosophically captivating updates here at Risqué. Or it could be that we accidentally left the video camera running when we ran into Inari Vachs at a Vegas convention. … Honestly, it could be any of those things. It has admittedly been a confusing couple of weeks. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs Exclusive Video, Inari Vachs Exclusive Audio] 
7/1/18 Dillion Love

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Dillion Harper | Fan Love

[STAR TAGS: Dillion Harper Exclusive Video]

November 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/16 Jayden Jaymes and Lisa Ann

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Fish Without Bicycles | vid

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11/27/16 Wendy DivineOK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of Wendy Divine (slash) Eric Masterson and Monica Mayhem (slash) Cheyne Collins. So far, we’re still pretty confused, yet oddly titillated, sort of like watching a naked Cirque du Soleil. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Monica Mayhem Video]
11/27/16 Nikki Daniels

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Nikki Daniels – Jacky Joy – Nikki Charm – Ashley Pink – Jennifer White – Ava Green

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/24/16 Dee Cam ShowHappily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have a lot to be thankful for today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video]
11/20/16 Ginger Lynn on CameraEveryone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn write something honestly extraordinary, so we like to draw attention to it. Coincidentally, Ginger happens to be an excellent cook too, and we will just happen to be visiting Vegas soon, so… [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane]
11/19/16 Kristal Summers' FeetWe’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
11/15/16 Rosa Brighid

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@GlamourSeduct

[STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

11/13/16 Chantelle Fox

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Aubrey Addams – Tera Patrick – Sadie Kennedy – Alessandra Noir – Chantelle Fox – Jessica Ryan

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/12/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Warming Becomes Electric

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] 

11/11/16 Diner Food with Kylie Ireland

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Diner Food

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

11/8/16 Shayla LaVeaxBy the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as between a liar and a crazy person. But LOCAL issues and people need your votes, so you should go to the polls anyway. If you want to wear one of those fake mustaches with the glasses and the big nose, no one will blame you, though. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
11/6/16 Uncle Gibby and Layla SinSometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains what we’re doing. As for what we’re saying, not a damned thing. Nope. All quiet here. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Julia Ann, Janine, Jayden Cole, Nina Hartley, Sarah Vandella, Nicole Aniston, Peta Jensen, Katie Morgan]
11/5/16 Julia Ann Knows BestWe do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we take the time, even as we ponder how to make a law that regulates how to make laws. You should probably have heard the song with the chorus that begins, You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. … Country Music can be a great friend, believe it or not. California Prop 60, not so much. [STAR TAGS: Vote “NO” on Prop 60!]
11/3/16 Shayla LaVeaux

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Considering THE Lifestyle

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]

11/1/16 Misty LovelaceHonestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide a shameless plug for a group of very dear people who actually spend time at work doing things other than simply trying to keep their jobs. That alone makes Penthouse a fun place to be. Also, the steady stream of feminine decoration tends to add to the pleasantness as well. Now if we had to do a shameFUL plug, that would be difficult — sort of like figuring out the lesser of two evils in the next election. Right? [STAR TAGS: Anais]