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March 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

3/31/23 Dee

RisqueNews

Dee Labors of Love-ish

[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Katsumi, Katsuni, Amber Ashlee]

3/29/23 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

A Camshow. A Solo. A Shower. Nice Day.

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/27/23 Cy Toes

Cythereas

Flooding of a Benevolent Variety

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Sindy Lange Video, Annie Cruz Video, Missy Monroe Video, Angela Stone Video]

3/26/23 Shayla LaVeaux & Jenna Haze

Shayla

Mo’ Muse is Good Muse

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

3/25/23 Carmel MooreGazing into a lover’s face at that precise moment of, um, that peak of sexual release can be one of the most intimate and fascinating things we share as humans. Or it can be hilarious, or truly frightening. It really depends upon the person. You know how some people cry beautifully, how with tears and sadness streaming down their faces they still look pretty. And you know how annoying that can be to the rest of us mere mortals? Well imagine a Glamourgasm and you will probably see where we are going with this. [STAR TAGS: Jennifer Dark Video, Sarah Vandella Video, Alexis Texas Video, Carmel Moore Video, Audrianna Angel Video, Stacey Saran Video]

3/24/23 Gibby and ShaylaA seemingly innocent little term like “artistic” can mean a great many different things from, “gosh what an aptitude for art your dear little toddler shows,” to “you cannot put me in jail because I am exercising my Free Speech rights granted to me under Article 1 of the United States Constitution.” … It mostly means something between those two extremes, though, and seeing as how we eschew toddlers (along with everyone under 18 years of age) in our members’ area and we have exactly zero intention of risking incarceration simply to prove a theoretical point. We have limits to our capriciousness, you see, a fact that will become more clear — and substantially funnier — once you’re inside. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish, Caprice Video]

3/22/23 Ginger, Amber ... on Tom

GingerLynn

Ringing in the Lynns

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Amber Lynn Video]

3/21/23 Rosa Brighid

247AdultStars

A Rosa by Any Other Name…

[STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/20/23 Evan Stone PondersBut few ways exist to increase one’s skill level in any particular task, but just sitting around and thinking about doesn’t make that list. (Well, unless “just sitting around thinking about stuff” happens to be the skill you would like to hone, of course.) Most of the time, though, it all comes down to one simple method: Practice. Granted the muscles developing memory in our event today would not be the ones most of us exercise in our pursuit of expertise, but the principle remains the same. Beside, figuring out Android nature in Babe Runners certainly sounds like a lot more fun than the boring routine of asking questions as in the underlying subject film of this homage. If you cannot make it better, at least make it more enjoyable. That seems like a good rule. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video, Dylan Ryder Video]

3/18/23 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Getting Clean with Cate

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/17/23 Shayla LaVeauxWhile most of us search for green underwear to at least technically comply with “rules” for today — unless we’re in that niche of folks that actually like being pinched, of course — some enterprising leaders on the Shayla LaVeaux team have chosen this day to finish all of Shayla’s Volume Three remaster with a post celebrating St. Patrick’s Day from years past. Despite a curious Kermit the Frog reference, we at the Risqué home office applaud their timing (and their restraint in holding this for a few months). Of course we applaud Shayla herself a lot more, because we’re not idiots. Intellectual acumen only goes so far in comparison with dazzling … personality. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
3/15/23 Jenna Haze

RisqueNews

Birth Anniversary 4mrNinn (He would love that spelling.)

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Michael Ninn]

3/14/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Excellent, As Projects Go

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

3/13/23 Anna Joy

247AdultStars

Giving Thanks Early

[STAR TAGS: Anna Joy Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/12/23 Laura LoveIt comes as no surprise that we all get better at things by dedicating more and more practice to the task. Well, that may not apply to napping, because some of us have been experts at napping pretty much our whole lives, but as a general principle it holds. In fact, this may be one of the strongest arguments in favor of long-term monogamy (oddly enough, considering us a source). So we have a thought for folks today with All Other Hands (pics & vid) — although honestly the duration of your relationship does not matter in this case. Try this approach with your love du jour and see what happens? … “Yo, dear! Instead of driving all the way over to the gym and dealing with all the hassle and people just to run in place, what say we just stay here and practice using our hands on each other in order to get in our cardio?” … Hey, you might be surprised at the response. [STAR TAGS: Laura Love Video]
3/11/23 Ginger, Lois, Stacey, Jerry

GingerLynn

Tropical Pink

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Stacey Donovan Video, Lois Ayers Video]

3/10/23 Juli Ashton

RisqueNews

For the Love of Honey

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Dee Video, Shayla LaVeaux]

3/9/23 Shayla LaVeaux

247AdultStars

Bedroom Antics Restored

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

3/7/23 Alia Janine and Cytherea

Cythereas

Climb the Lady Ladder

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Alia Janine Video]

3/6/23 Kenzie GreenIf we could all afford it, none of us would ever do anything that did not qualify as fun. You know the old saying, “If you enjoy what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life.” Of course truly enjoying what you do probably comes down to a more basic question. If you woke up rich tomorrow, would you keep doing what you were doing today? … Well, for the blessed among us, that answer would be a simple, “Yes!” … From that narrow perspective, probably a lot fewer of us would fall into the enjoy category, but Kenzie Green seemingly would as she closes out our Amateur Auditions movie coverage. Most of us would fall into that category too, oddly enough. [STAR TAGS: Kenzie Green Video]
3/5/23 Missy Vega

ReelRisque

All Hands on D*ck (not Deck) pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Missy Vega Video]

3/4/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Cocoa Comes in Many Shades

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland, Jill Kelly, Rayveness, Michael Ninn]

3/2/23 Isabella KayIn general we try to let the Risqué Commune sister sites do their own descriptions, based on the theory that they would know best how to present their updates. When we had to (gently) correct the difference between a “triptych” and a “trifecta” we decided to step in, though. Technically you get a Party, Isabella Kay, and Cate Harrington from 247AdultStars remastered today, but our real point comes from a more general observation regarding British English. How much energy do you think we could save if they would only stop using all those extra vowels? Think of all the ink saved across the entire U.K. (at least). Imagine taking a step to save the world, one little “U” at a time. [STAR TAGS: Isabella Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
3/1/23 Ryder Skye

GingerLynn

The Boob Job Professional

[STAR TAGS: Ryder Skye Video]

October 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/21 Hunter Bryce

ReelRisque

Strip Lurch pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Hunter Bryce Video, Sarah Vandella Video]

10/30/21 Belle KnoxSome ambitious new person decided we should have a Reel Risqué Halloween Weekend this year, which would thus be beginning today. Of course little details like choosing the two scenes to feature became the matter of some debate. We started with a simple question of what kind of costumes everyone likes best, but when all the commotion — and perhaps a few beers — had died down, we were basically left with Slutty Anything. Never, ever ask smart people simple questions beyond, “Do you want fries with that?” would be our advice. You can put smart people into adult movies and have great fun, however. … As for tomorrow, well, some things defy even smart people explanation. [STAR TAGS: Belle Knox Video]
10/30/21 Belle Knox

ReelRisque

Belle of the Balling

[STAR TAGS: Belle Knox Video]

10/29/21 Julia Anne and Allie HazeSad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from a plan well-lived, one also learns a poignant truth about people higher up the employment ladder. Some people just don’t know what’s funny. We feel sorry for these people, fancy-ass Ferraris and all. [STAR TAGS: Kenzie Anne Video, Kenna James Video, Allie Haze, Daisy Marie, Dani Daniels, Julia Ann, Layla Sin, Leigh Raven, Marica Hase, Nikki Fairchild, Ruby Knox, Shawna Lenee, Victoria Sin]
10/28/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Hot Tub Time Serene

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Terry Lynn Video]

10/27/21 Jana JordanAs a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across fun things like Bubblegum — oh, and her mom Jana Jordan. Any person that puts a tattoo on the top of her foot by choice simply has to be an interesting human. Now you get to relive Jana’s debut, although a nice warm cider might be a more season-appropriate setting than would be bubble gum. That would be up to you. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]
10/25/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

The WHOA Down

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/24/21 RayleneWe should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both photo and video presentation — quite adeptly illustrated by Raylene. Next time we see her, we’ll ask if she can explain conjunctions to us. She probably knows. She’s very smart, that Raylene. [STAR TAGS: Raylene Video]

10/23/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Pool Clue

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

10/21/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Flashlight for Fantasy

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/20/21 Debi Diamond

GingerLynn

Eternal Flames

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Debi Diamond Video]

10/19/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Showering with Shayla

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

10/18/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Nascently Nubile Anew

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/17/21 Jenna Rose

GingerLynn

Jenna Rose – Savana Ginger – Aiden Starr – Priya Rai – Nicki Hunter – Blake Eden

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/16/21 Madelyn MarieYou might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
10/15/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Regarding Work & Play

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/14/21 Jessica Ryan

GingerLynn

Brain Twisting

[STAR TAGS: Jessica Ryan Video]

10/13/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Posterior Prognostications

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

10/11/21 Bobbi EdenDespite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
10/9/21 Misty Stone & Keni Styles

ReelRisque

Battle for the Bang pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Misty Stone Video]

10/8/21 Catwalk Kittens

Risqué “TOC”

Kittens Saunter Anew

[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video]

10/7/21 Chloe & Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Good Clean Lesbian Fun

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Chloe Video]

10/6/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Bill Bailey Did Not in Fact Come Home

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lylith LaVey Video]

10/5/21 Dee, Juli Ashton, Charlie, Rayveness

RisqueNews

Four for Juli Forever Foretold

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Dee Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray]

10/4/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Both Cordial & Carnal

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

10/3/21 Lexi Belle

RisqueNews

AEE Solace for Sir Gibby

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa]

10/2/21 Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, and DeeSome things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a very early cam show, well it being exactly like it was happens to be the point. You can’t explain all of that on TikTok, now can you? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]

10/1/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Oh-oh-oh Those Su-uh-mer Niiiiiy-Yights

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

November 2016 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/29/16 Jayden Jaymes and Lisa Ann

ReelRisque

Fish Without Bicycles | vid

[STAR TAGS: Lisa Ann Video, Jayden Jaymes Video]

11/27/16 Wendy DivineOK, so when they’re trying to make a porn version of a light, whimsical, little diddy like Paradise Lost, we probably shouldn’t expect giggling and bobby socks in our introduction. That said, our visiting intrepid reporter Bradley does have his hands full with his literary introduction. Of course a lot of people may just skip the attempted insights and get right to the dueling couple of Wendy Divine (slash) Eric Masterson and Monica Mayhem (slash) Cheyne Collins. So far, we’re still pretty confused, yet oddly titillated, sort of like watching a naked Cirque du Soleil. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine Video, Monica Mayhem Video]
11/27/16 Nikki Daniels

GingerLynn

Nikki Daniels – Jacky Joy – Nikki Charm – Ashley Pink – Jennifer White – Ava Green

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/24/16 Dee Cam ShowHappily, members of any of the Risque Commune sites will not witness the biggest turkey displayed for the public on this day. Sadly, the same cannot be said for members of all sites, even one near and dear to us. Happily, you don’t even need to try and make sense of that because we have Dee to distract us. We count any day that includes Dee AND has the Happily’s outnumbering the Sadly’s as a win. We have a lot to be thankful for today. [STAR TAGS: Dee Exclusive Video]
11/20/16 Ginger Lynn on CameraEveryone pretty much knows that you get ALL of the Risqué Commune sites when you join ANY of them. Consequently we do not often spend any significant time highlighting any specific update. We list them here in New Stuff and then feel comfortable that everyone can figure it out from there. Truth be told, unless you happen to think at least slightly more deeply that most people seem to, you’re not a member here anyway. Sometimes, though, people like Ginger Lynn write something honestly extraordinary, so we like to draw attention to it. Coincidentally, Ginger happens to be an excellent cook too, and we will just happen to be visiting Vegas soon, so… [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane]
11/19/16 Kristal Summers' FeetWe’re just about to launch the next series of Monday Night at the Risque Movies with an early favorite directed by a sort of adopted son of Risqué Business, Michael Raven. Now on the off chance you have not committed the Milton version of Paradise Lost to memory we also decided to be kind and just give you a quick summation you can remember over the coming weeks: You piss off Gods, and you’re screwed. … See? Now you can relax, quit worrying about all the words, and follow the rather more explicit visual telling of the story. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Kristal Summers Video, TJ Hart Video, Jezabelle Bond]
11/15/16 Rosa Brighid

247AdultStars

@GlamourSeduct

[STAR TAGS: Rosa Brighid Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

11/13/16 Chantelle Fox

GingerLynn

Aubrey Addams – Tera Patrick – Sadie Kennedy – Alessandra Noir – Chantelle Fox – Jessica Ryan

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/12/16 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Warming Becomes Electric

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] 

11/11/16 Diner Food with Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Diner Food

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

11/8/16 Shayla LaVeaxBy the time a national election rolls around, most people in this country feel one overriding emotion: Complete embarrassment at being an American. Whatever the Framers had in mind, it simply could not have been Twitter potentially playing a major role in our search for the Presidency. This time, possibly more than ever before, we have the choice between a liar and a crazy person. … It makes no difference which candidate you favor: You view the election as between a liar and a crazy person. But LOCAL issues and people need your votes, so you should go to the polls anyway. If you want to wear one of those fake mustaches with the glasses and the big nose, no one will blame you, though. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
11/6/16 Uncle Gibby and Layla SinSometimes you’re kind to friends by saying or doing something, and sometimes the greatest kindness comes from doing nothing. Having seen how a particular afternoon football game has been going, we thought we might bump up the finale of Uncle Gibby’s AEE coverage to today. He might want a pleasant distraction sooner rather than later. Depending upon how the game goes tonight, we might not even be in the office tomorrow, because we might be too scared. Gibby may be scary too, but he’s in Wisconsin, so we can hide easier. So that explains what we’re doing. As for what we’re saying, not a damned thing. Nope. All quiet here. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2016, Julia Ann, Janine, Jayden Cole, Nina Hartley, Sarah Vandella, Nicole Aniston, Peta Jensen, Katie Morgan]
11/5/16 Julia Ann Knows BestWe do not get serious around here very often. Honestly we almost never even talk seriously about getting serious. Sometimes, however, we all just need to take a moment. We can be horribly sad for an individual — like Cytherea this weekend — or we can be genuinely frightened for an entire state, like California this election. So we take the time, even as we ponder how to make a law that regulates how to make laws. You should probably have heard the song with the chorus that begins, You’ve got to stand for something, or you’ll fall for anything. … Country Music can be a great friend, believe it or not. California Prop 60, not so much. [STAR TAGS: Vote “NO” on Prop 60!]
11/3/16 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Considering THE Lifestyle

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Nina Hartley, Alexandra Silk]

11/1/16 Misty LovelaceHonestly we try to get all the giving out of the way very, very early so that we can concentrate on the much more fun receiving part when the official holiday season starts. With that goal in mind we thought to provide a shameless plug for a group of very dear people who actually spend time at work doing things other than simply trying to keep their jobs. That alone makes Penthouse a fun place to be. Also, the steady stream of feminine decoration tends to add to the pleasantness as well. Now if we had to do a shameFUL plug, that would be difficult — sort of like figuring out the lesser of two evils in the next election. Right? [STAR TAGS: Anais]

October 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/11

Remember when the “Little Monsters” visiting us this evening just meant there were a bunch of small people in costume going door to door obtaining free candy under threat of dirty deeds? Now, according to some of the … let’s go with less aged … among our office staff, a “Little Monster” might mean simply that the individual in question happens to be a fan of Lady Gaga. When did that happen? We missed the memo. … If you want to have some fun tonight, when the beggars come ringing your doorbell with their already sugar-filled bags thrust forward, choose “Trick!” and see what happens. If you can’t educate the young, what fun is life anyway? … Of course if you’d rather have an altogether different kind of fun tonight, just give ’em the candy so you can get back to our “Gothic Cheerleader” courtesy of Cytherea. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Happy Halloween!
10/29/11

No one here will admit responsibility for the apparent “poetry bug” that has bitten the writers around here, but as is our custom, we have made it quite easy to just skip to the … let’s go with more visual … presentations. After all, while it may take some education to adequately consider Shakespeare, it hardly takes a college degree to see the benefits of Shayla LaVeaux and Olivia Del Rio “virtually” … let’s go with working. Come to think of it, let’s just go … . [FEATURED TAGS: Eddie Van Halen, Jassie, Heather Vurr, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video ] 

Jassie - A Poetry All Her Own
10/26/11

Certainly most of us would come to the aid of a Damsel in Distress — at least one would hope. Yet what percentage of us would take the time to explain Distress in Damsels when at the end of the written explanation comes Monique Alexander and Tori Black? … See? Don’t you just hate those philosophical puzzles? … Fortunately there will be no test today. Truthfully you don’t even need to pay attention to all the pesky words in the way of the beautiful women (although please don’t tell the copywriters because they’re very sensitive). And since we are being honest, we should mention that we find it pretty hard to imagine either Monique or Tori being in “distress” for very long. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander Video, Tori Black Video, Michael Ninn]

Monique & Tori, Technically Not Seeking Aid
10/23/11

Apparently “blonds have more fun” as they go through life. Assuming that true, then Jaclyn Smith (followed recently by Minka Kelly) would be much more alluring would they only dye their hair, right? Uh-huh. Have we mentioned the beautiful ocean-front property just outside of Denver we’re trying to sell? … Well, we don’t often get the chance to talk about one woman with experience in both “lifestyles” in adult movies, but when we do, we jump at the chance. OK. So that fact that A.J. Bailey happens to be brilliant too doesn’t hurt anything. Hey, when she gets old, she’ll still be smart. [FEATURED TAGS: AJ Bailey Video, Capri Anderson Video, Helmetcam Audio, Michael Ninn]

The Brunette Version of A.J. Bailey
10/22/11

Theoretically, taking “the road less travelled” will make all the difference. Of course, have you ever noticed that no one ever mentions whether or not that difference will turn out to be a good thing? Life comes down to a matter of defining your perspective and then setting priorities; it’s really not any more complicated than that. For our part, we always seem to choose the path filled with naked women. They’re probably more philosophical or something. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Tasha Reign, Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Texas, Michael Ninn]

A Perspective on Cytherea
10/18/11

So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road disaster lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Internally we’ve entitled this bit of fun “The Lingerie Toss and Other Tales” but you may be more interested in the “Pure Gold Pussy” once all is said and done. Basically we know what we’ve done, but we have no idea what DM has said. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

The Benefits of Shayla as a Boss
10/16/11

All things considered, we have a pretty good life around here. Granted the abundance of beautiful naked women around does tend to slant the playing field in our favor, but we have deeply spiritual — metaphysically philosophical, even — reasons to be grateful for our lot in life. Well, at least we plan on having those, just as soon as the beautiful naked women stop working as sole justification. Hey, without a plan, how can you tell when you’ve fallen horribly short? … And the plan for today? Georgia Adair and Dee, beautiful and naked as you likely expected. Honestly, adding enough deeply spiritual and metaphysical philosophy, it adds a whole new interpretation to the concept of the NFL “bye” week.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea - also “Bi” as it turns out.
10/10/11

Columbus Day seemed like the perfect opportunity to talk about the potential benefits of exploration, particularly as they may pertain to Cytherea. Truth be told, we cannot be 100% sure what exactly we will “discover” on our trek, but we remain optimistic. According to Mr. Orwell, should we strive to be admirable writers, we need “let the meaning choose the word, and not the other way about.” As to the effectiveness of our efforts today, we shall let the members decide. … And just a bit of advice for members and non-members alike: Remember what we have learned from Mr. Columbus. Be really careful if you’re screwing the Queen. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Jana Jordan Video, Alana Langford Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea Enlightening Us
10/7/11

For a long time now, we’ve been planning to celebrate the release of the next Michael Ninn movie we can talk about and show off with the last Michael Ninn movies (we could talk about and show off) — these happening right before new Ninn Worx management felt “uncomfortable” with our presence. Consequently, on the precipice of some very select customers in the U.S. being able to obtain a copy of Michael’s The Four, we bring you for the first time D.Minion’s observations of the first day of House of Jordan. We’ve entitled this episode “Who Let the Dogs Out?” — which will make a lot more sense once you read it. … OK. So that may not be entirely true. … It will make as much sense as we usually make. There. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Marlie Moore, Alana Langford, Michael Ninn]

How we got into trouble in the first place.
10/2/11

Sigh. The plan was to put this up on Sunday night … and then … depression set in. On the stripes of the gridiron the only thing that makes the Colorado professional football team better than Colorado’s biggest college football team is that the college team has played one more game, thus recording one more loss. Many might assume that being from a state even colder than Colorado, say, Wisconsin, would be a fine reason for depression of an entirely more aggregate view. But you if you happen to be a football fan, Wisconsin’s not a bad place to be. … Still, we’re trying to cope the way we do. Too bad Uncle Gibby’s not allowed to look at the video here. He would have liked it — a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

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