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October 2021 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/21 Hunter Bryce

ReelRisque

Strip Lurch pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Hunter Bryce Video, Sarah Vandella Video]

10/30/21 Belle KnoxSome ambitious new person decided we should have a Reel Risqué Halloween Weekend this year, which would thus be beginning today. Of course little details like choosing the two scenes to feature became the matter of some debate. We started with a simple question of what kind of costumes everyone likes best, but when all the commotion — and perhaps a few beers — had died down, we were basically left with Slutty Anything. Never, ever ask smart people simple questions beyond, “Do you want fries with that?” would be our advice. You can put smart people into adult movies and have great fun, however. … As for tomorrow, well, some things defy even smart people explanation. [STAR TAGS: Belle Knox Video]
10/30/21 Belle Knox

ReelRisque

Belle of the Balling

[STAR TAGS: Belle Knox Video]

10/29/21 Julia Anne and Allie HazeSad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from a plan well-lived, one also learns a poignant truth about people higher up the employment ladder. Some people just don’t know what’s funny. We feel sorry for these people, fancy-ass Ferraris and all. [STAR TAGS: Kenzie Anne Video, Kenna James Video, Allie Haze, Daisy Marie, Dani Daniels, Julia Ann, Layla Sin, Leigh Raven, Marica Hase, Nikki Fairchild, Ruby Knox, Shawna Lenee, Victoria Sin]
10/28/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Hot Tub Time Serene

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Terry Lynn Video]

10/27/21 Jana JordanAs a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across fun things like Bubblegum — oh, and her mom Jana Jordan. Any person that puts a tattoo on the top of her foot by choice simply has to be an interesting human. Now you get to relive Jana’s debut, although a nice warm cider might be a more season-appropriate setting than would be bubble gum. That would be up to you. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Michael Ninn]
10/25/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

The WHOA Down

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/24/21 RayleneWe should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both photo and video presentation — quite adeptly illustrated by Raylene. Next time we see her, we’ll ask if she can explain conjunctions to us. She probably knows. She’s very smart, that Raylene. [STAR TAGS: Raylene Video]

10/23/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Pool Clue

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

10/21/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Flashlight for Fantasy

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/20/21 Debi Diamond

GingerLynn

Eternal Flames

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Debi Diamond Video]

10/19/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Showering with Shayla

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

10/18/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Nascently Nubile Anew

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/17/21 Jenna Rose

GingerLynn

Jenna Rose – Savana Ginger – Aiden Starr – Priya Rai – Nicki Hunter – Blake Eden

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

10/16/21 Madelyn MarieYou might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
10/15/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Regarding Work & Play

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

10/14/21 Jessica Ryan

GingerLynn

Brain Twisting

[STAR TAGS: Jessica Ryan Video]

10/13/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Posterior Prognostications

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

10/11/21 Bobbi EdenDespite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
10/9/21 Misty Stone & Keni Styles

ReelRisque

Battle for the Bang pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Misty Stone Video]

10/8/21 Catwalk Kittens

Risqué “TOC”

Kittens Saunter Anew

[STAR TAGS: Alyson McKenzie Video, Anna Lovato Video, Charlie Monaco Video, Linsey McKenzie Video, Crystal Pink Video, Gemma Massey Video, Krystal Webb Video, Chloe Cruize Video, Emma Kate Dawson Video, Nicole Lauren Video, Paige Ashley Video, Cindy Behr Video, Natasha Marley Video, Antonia Deona Video, Tammie Lee Video]

10/7/21 Chloe & Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Good Clean Lesbian Fun

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Chloe Video]

10/6/21 Cytherea

Cythereas

Bill Bailey Did Not in Fact Come Home

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lylith LaVey Video]

10/5/21 Dee, Juli Ashton, Charlie, Rayveness

RisqueNews

Four for Juli Forever Foretold

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Rayveness Video, Dee Video, Charlie Video, Ashlynn Leigh, Marie McCray]

10/4/21 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Both Cordial & Carnal

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

10/3/21 Lexi Belle

RisqueNews

AEE Solace for Sir Gibby

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Jenna Sativa]

10/2/21 Georgia Adair, Kristal Summers, and DeeSome things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a very early cam show, well it being exactly like it was happens to be the point. You can’t explain all of that on TikTok, now can you? [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video]

10/1/21 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Oh-oh-oh Those Su-uh-mer Niiiiiy-Yights

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

June 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/15 Chantelle FoxYou have to love small town news. This morning the local television station informed us that the weather today would be wonderful except for the temperature. When the sportscaster came on, he immediately began discussing how the Los Angeles Dodgers took a trip WEST to play in Arizona — which although technically perhaps possible, at least seems like the long way around. As it turns out, if you take a Diminutive Minion that has spent too long in a small town, and then drive her West/East to Las Vegas so she can watch Ginger Lynn have fun with Chantelle Fox all day, well she takes the long way around with her report as well. Consider a nice frosty beverage as an accompaniment to your perusal of many, many photos and some relatively inspirational video. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
6/28/15 Samantha Ryan

GingerLynn

Angel Vain – Daisy Ducati – Nadia Styles – Samantha Ryan – Shay Lynn – Cytherea

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/26/15 Gina Ryder

ReelRisqué

Ryder’s on the Storm

[STAR TAGS: Gina Ryder]

6/24/15 Another Green Beer HolidayAs anyone who has been a member here for some time probably noticed, we sort of missed a traditional holiday celebration back in March. Honestly we have been meaning to fix that oversight and have been making plans since St. Patrick’s Day to correct our omission of the “Erin Go Braless” festivities. Our initial plan involved using an April 17 highlight where we could shower everyone with our usual bevy of beautiful breasts. Then, April showers turned into a Lusty Month of May celebration — because obviously as “flowers” go, they actually bring up thoughts of a different female anatomy part altogether. Well, we missed that too, so we resorted to simply picking a day that seems to have no official holiday associated with it whatsoever and decided to Rejoice in Jaunty June. We modified our banners to reflect Beer ‘n’ Go Braless, but with somewhere over 300 breasts involved, it really doesn’t matter what you call it. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine]
6/23/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Say Us Some Sooth — pt 5

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/22/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Climbing Fantasy Mountain

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lylith LaVey Video]

6/21/15 Nikki Delano

GingerLynn

Justine Joli – Ashlyn Malloy – Nikki Delano – Lexxxi Nicole – Samantha Rone – Misty Stone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/20/15 Shayla LaVeaux &Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #3

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/19/15 Kelle Marie & Lisa Daniels

ReelRisqué

Slow Burn

[STAR TAGS: Kelle Marie, Lisa Daniels]

6/16/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

With Great Power Comes Great Orgasms — pt 4

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/14/15 Jenna Rose

GingerLynn

Imani Rose – Charli Piper – Anita Blue – Amber Lynn Bach – Jenna Rose – Hope

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/13/15 DeeDee called in this week, happily bubbling (you know, as compared to unhappy bubbling) about taking this summer off completely to “just wander and wonder” about anywhere she can get to by car. We recently did some behind-the-curtain upgrades to the site(s) that made it substantially easier for Dee to stay in touch via her iPad, so she promises to keep everyone up to date via her Message Board, just in case you were curious. Then we got to wondering how D.Minion met Dee, so she put together a little photo/video feature so we could all enjoy it. Somehow Kylie Ireland got into the thought process too, but nobody ever complains about too much Kylie, so we just went with it. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella Video, Kylie Ireland, Michael Ninn]
6/12/15 Debi Diamond & Ginger Lynn

ReelRisqué

Iconic Lesbians (Our favorite kind.)

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Debi Diamond]

6/10/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Making Light of a Situation

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

6/9/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Gapes of Wrath — pt 3

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/7/15 Jenna Ivory

GingerLynn

Sunshyne Monroe – Lucky Starr – Jenna Ivory – Savana Ginger – Olivia Wilder – Cassandra Cruz

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/6/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #2

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Angie Savage Video, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]

6/4/15 Faye ReaganImagine our surprise to learn that today happens to be “National Hug Your Cat Day” — at least according to some. This completely baffled everyone (except D.Minion, she of the Shrine to Sprinkle Donuts on her bulletin board) until we realized that the other 364 days in a year must be “Why in the Hell Would You Want a Cat?” Day. Then it made more sense. Sometimes you just need to see the big picture in order for something to become clear. Faye Regan, for example, helps us a lot today in her unique fashion. We consider it “Going Through a Fayes” — a rather fun one. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
6/2/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Put What WHERE Again? — pt 2

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

May 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/11

A great many things in life turn out to be memorable, and today (at least in America) we celebrate some of the most daring sacrifices in our history. We don’t as a rule wish misfortune, however severe, on any person, but the attack on our little benevolent site yesterday morning did manage to peeve us for a couple of hours. You may have noticed the “hacked” warnings if you tried to log on early in the day, which at least means the security settings are acting as programmed. It basically locks everything down so we can find the vermin and exterminate them, but that’s handy too. Having determined the cause of the problem, we will give them this bit of advice, should they be reading risque still: You should move. We know where you live. … On a much happier note, Shayla’s around once again and has helped us take our minds off of people that have nothing better to do than wreak random acts of digital violence. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Shayla's Definite Improvement on the Traditional Flagpole
5/27/11

Have you ever run across the perfect word, long forgotten in the recesses of your brain, and then found yourself using it all the time over the course of a day? Well that happened to us today, which wouldn’t be that odd except the word happens to be “sycophant” – which really shouldn’t apply all that often one would think. On the other hand we admittedly lead weird lives around here, and we do tend to rather appreciate the efforts of a clever sycophant, so there you go. Maverick also puts forth some effort to pun the last name of Tanya Cox, but compared to the $10 word effort, that just seemed rather simplistic. Regardless of literary merit, however, we’re thinking you will probably like the Tanya video on 247AdultStars.com better anyway. You just can’t reason with some people.  [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Tanya Cox, Sans Pox
5/26/11

So who even knew the wind could blow 200 mph on dry land? Presumably some people alive enough to pay attention to tornados back in 1974 might remember, but none of us around here falls into that category. (Well, Gibby and Steve might, but we didn’t ask them out of politeness.) Still, they call it “Mother Nature” for a reason, and we all remember a few times in our lives when mama just felt a need to make her presence more keenly felt – at least before a “time out” became a presumably reasonable method of punishment. In a rather more pleasant vein today, though, we give you Brea Bennett, playing her own version of a woman requiring attention. Interestingly enough, this lesson doesn’t suck at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Brea Bennett Video, Jayme Langford Video, Michael Ninn]

The Eyes of Brea's Storm
5/22/11

Don’t you just hate it when you feel like a complete idiot? All this time we’ve been worried about the NFL Labor Dispute (with capital letters, don’t you know), and the whole time we could have been watching the new Lingerie Football League. OK. So the web site(s) are designed poorly, featuring a user interface baffling to even those of us that do this for a living. Worse, every time you land on a page, when it finally loads, a process that takes way too long (because of poor implementation to go along with the poor design), it will start making horribly loud sounds without you doing a thing. This has been the benchmark for “amateur” for at least the last ten years in web development, by the way. And don’t even get us started on the use of all caps in the meta tags. … Despite all that, though, the League features women playing tackle football in amazingly skimpy outfits. Tom Brady can now just keep on suing whomever he wants for as long as he wants. We’re happy. … Oh! And you can hear about Shayla LaVeaux playing with herself today too. We forgot to mention. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]

Brittany Andrews should be in the Lingerie Football League. Right?
5/19/11

You can probably think of a great many ways to apologize, without ever admitting any culpability, of course, because otherwise where’s the skill in that? In our particular case, however, we’ll have to admit it becomes a heck of a lot easier if you have a bunch of Anais footage tucked away. You may have considered as you’ve gone through life, that very beautiful people just don’t seem to live under the same set of rules as the rest of us. Now we’re not arguing with that assessment at all, but we will say that it’s darned handy to have a few of them as friends every once in awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

Cytherea Helping Apologize Too
5/17/11

Speaking of “Capri” (and D.Minion does that today) … but strange shortish pants don’t encompass the bigger issue here. We need to set the stage a bit … So if you decide to hire a new secretary, and you decide to hire Cytherea for the job. And then if she decides to have sex in the office, you really should think about covering your computers in plastic or something. And if she decides to make that sex a 3-way, and you’re not invited to be one of the three, well, you should probably still get the plastic anyway – and maybe one of those shop vacuums that sucks up liquids too. That would be handy. And finally, you probably never, ever, want Cytherea and D.Minion to roam around the office when you’re not there. Hypothetically[FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]

Honestly, a REAL Secretarial Pool
5/13/11

Many, many types of smiles can play across a woman’s face, and if men spent more time looking at that part of the female anatomy, we might actually learn to recognize them. … That said, trying to understand women, and Friday the Thirteenth at the same time really seems like too much scariness at one time. Y’all (well, all the Members) can consider Office Darling Capri Anderson her beatific smiles. … Fun word, beatific … (Maybe the world needs more Tifics. You think?).  [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen]

Smile Looks Beatic to Us
5/9/11

For some odd reason, the post for May 1st didn’t seem to go up until after the post for May 5th – and both of them apparently added a day to their intended debuts. While this sort of messes up the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration thing, it does in retrospect demonstrate a May Day! May Day! concept that we pretty much live by all year long. … If you haven’t visited in the last few days it shouldn’t matter, but if have stopped by already this past weekend, you might pop on back to May 2nd (now) and be sure you’re caught up. Actually once you read that particular entry, you can probably guess what happened too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]

Something Other Than Code Work
5/6/11

Alfred Hitchcock once said, “There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.” … Given the events of this past week, that seems an oddly prescient view, don’t you think? … Fortunately for those of us not completely fixated on military spending all the time, we have a rather more enjoyable reason to use a couple of different Alfred Hitchcock quotes as D.Minion finishes up her on-the-set piece for Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig. If you think about it, this too can tie into more mainstream current events, as we can all be sure that this will be exactly when the government tells us the complete story about anything – when pigs fly. (All things considered, that’s probably a good thing, however.)  [FEATURED TAGS:  Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, Megan Foxx, Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]

Sunny Lane Explaining How Pigs Can Fly
5/2/11

If you happen to be a male, and you happen to have ever been stuck in a store while a woman tried on a bunch of clothes, then you have a keen understanding of how difficult it can be to look absolutely nowhere at all, yet still keep your eyes open. On the other hand, if instead you happen to be at a shoot with a porn star while she tries on a bunch of different clothes, well, the experience differs dramatically. Basically, you just don’t feel like closing your eyes even for a moment. If all department stores employed porn stars, it would bring a whole level of enjoyment to that boring shopping exercise.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers Video]

Cytherea Sans Pantalones

April 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/11

So apparently they had this big wedding yesterday, and insane people over here stayed up until all hours of the morning just to watch it on TV? Well, we can’t say that this makes any sense to us California folks, but then we’ve heard the same thing said about us from other parts of the country. Did you ever embrace a reflective moment and think about just how you ended up where you did in your life? Presumably people in prison do this with some regularity, but fortunately today we’re not talking about weddings or incarceration – either of these sad situations. Today we sit down with Shayla and consider the “Origins of Porn Woman” and be honestly thrilled that the entire world doesn’t watch everything we do. Seriously. That sounds icky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Inari Vachs, Tori Black, Tanya Tate, Phoenix Marie, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Jesse Jane, Shy Love, Selena Rose, Natasha Nice, Kayden Kross, Jessica Drake, Riley Steele, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olsen, Prinzzess, Lupe Fuentes, Joanna Angel, Anna Lovato, Jynx Maze, Kristen Rose, Lexi Belle, Breanne Benson, Nina Hartley, Monique Alexander, Stoya, Andy San Dimas, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com

The DeVell Made Us Do It
4/28/11

You know what colloquialisms are we assume? OK. So most of us have at least heard the word, and we probably have some vague idea of the meaning, although that may or may not be true. After all, it’s not like you have occasion to throw that particular English language tidbit into a conversation every day. And if you have one thing, like a colloquialism, for example, don’t sound principles of physics dictate that its direct opposite be possible too? So what’s the opposite of a colloquialism? … If you’re confused, you’ve now perfectly prepared yourself to match our condition today, so all you Members can now feel free to enter. On the upside, we do have Renee Perez playing in the shower this time around, and basically that’s not very confusing at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn]

Renee Perez, Disconcerting, but not Confusing
4/22/11

There are many, many ways to say Happy Birthday across the globe, yet all of them mean, “Gosh, you’re even older than you were yesterday.” As our friends get older, we have noticed a tendency to buy them gifts that we hope to get back in inheritance, though, but that’s OK, right? We should be practical after all. Also, we’re going to stop writing now so that El Jefe doesn’t have enough clues to figure out which of us wrote this introduction. Practical … [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox, “The Snatch Game” ]

Tanya a la Mav - Good Dessert When You Can Get It
4/21/11

Just in case you’re ever curious, you should know that the only people that ever win in a lawsuit are the lawyers. Legal fights beat you up financially, emotionally, and depending upon how long they drag on, even spiritually. They’re not fun. Sadly, however, they are sometimes necessary. As we understand it, you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything. All in all, the only thing you really learn from lawsuits boils down to an addition to your list of people with whom you never want to have to see ever again in your life. Sometimes the lawyers don’t end up being first on that list, but they always make the list for sure. Even for attorneys, though, all good things must come to an end, and eventually even the most acrimonious of disputes reaches some form of resolution. Today would be such a day. … Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Juli Ashton, Felecia, Anna Malle, Asia Carrera, Ron Jeremy, Ninn Video, Michael Ninn]

Nikita in an Act of Little Dispute
4/18/19

Most of us would agree that only a few things in life can annoy us as much as paying taxes. We all see the need for them in the abstract, and quite honestly see the value in government services and the philanthropic concepts of helping those less fortunate than ourselves. When theory crashes into personal reality, however, you can almost hear a universal whining. If you don’t believe that just listen to the richest 10% of the people in the country bellow and start talking about the President’s citizenship every time he dares suggest they should probably try to contribute a little more to help the country get out of its economic mess – that he didn’t create, by the way, but let’s not get too bogged down in politics. … In that non-political spirit we’re dishing up our own risque brand of tax relief today. We’d be willing to bet that if you love it or hate it, you’re decision will have nothing whatsoever to with your party affiliation. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]

Cytherea Demonstrating that Some Jobs are Better Than Others
4/15/11

Does anyone else wonder why today doesn’t qualify as Tax Day, even though it’s a Friday and not a weekend? Nope. We didn’t either. We just said, “Whoopie! We get extra time this year!” … Of course none of us really need the extra time because we always do our taxes in January so we don’t even have to worry about it anymore. Yep. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. … You’ll find other words (and pictures) of wisdom in A Dawning today as well. What an excellent Friday. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

Jassie - Containing her Glee
4/12/11

We would love to say that we spend hours and hours thinking up clever titles for our ever-so-insightful commentary on the risque commune sites, but that wouldn’t technically be true. Generally someone just pops off with something, the others laugh, and that’s what we go with. Sometimes, though, a couple of very good ideas get thrown into the mix, and then we have a debate, granted about the silliest of things. (That’s what Americans do, as any analysis of professional sports or politics will clearly illustrate.) Today we had “Sheen without Luster” as well as “Sheen and Lust Her” as options that we just couldn’t reach consensus on. D.Minion said she’d decide, since it was her story, after all. … Naturally D.Minion picked a third title. … It’s good to be Queen. We’re not so sure about being a Goddess, however.  [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Bree Olsen Video]

Capri Anderson: A Goddess Spurned
4/6/11

Back before he started making sausage, Jimmy Dean recorded a song with a chorus that began, “I won’t go huntin’ with you, Jake, but I’ll go chasin’ women.” Most of you will probably be glad to hear that this does not happen to be the song in which you can find Shayla naked in the music video. That said, as between early 1950’s country music – Ice T’s “Body Count” – and sausage, we can’t honestly say which we’d like to see made less. Shayla dancing naked is always good, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli]

It's Art. Honest.
4/3/11

Last night we learned the Butler did it, if UConn believe that. … And if you don’t follow college basketball, or if you happen to be reading this years from now, that will make no sense at all. Fortunately, sexy women do tend toward the timeless and universally understood, so don’t worry yourself too much about the “strangest of the strange” around here. Both Shayla LaVeaux and Cheyenne Silver give reports today on the most recent AEE, and 247AdultStars chimes in with “visitors” Lon and D.Minion as well. All it all it’s very confusing. So go slowly and remember to breathe. Ice cream might help too. … And for all you authors that hurried your reports in because we were going to publish this a couple of days ago … um … April Fool’s. (Hey we couldn’t have used the amazingly clever and hysterical Butler/UConn comment on April 1st. See? Things tend to work out.) [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Cytherea, Katsuni, Prinzzess, Alektra Blue, Syren, Exclusive Video]

Cheyenne Silver & Prinzzess - Fools be They NOT