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October 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

10/31/22	Tonight seems like the perfect time to be talking about Possession as a matter of fact. Of course one has many options when seeking the creme de la spooky, and to be fair, this would be a terrible choice should that be your desire here. Carmen Luvana has stoked many an emotion in folks over the years, but never once have we heard someone respond as she walked away, “Gosh. That was spooky.” … Now given your personal living situation, you may want to wait until later in the evening to begin enjoying this Risqué Feature Presentation. Once it starts, you’re not going to feel much like answering the door. Just be sure you have saved yourself some of the good candy — however you choose to define that. [STAR TAGS: Neveah Ashton Video, Natalia Wood Video, Carmen Luvana Video, Olivia del Rio Video, Amber Rain Video, Dominica Leoni Video]
10/29/22	RisqueNews Tradition for the Sake of Emission [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Kristal Summers, Misty Rain Video, Monique DeMoan Video, Michael Ninn]
10/28/22	ReelRisque Dressed for After Work \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jennifer White]
10/26/22	According to rumor, plaid becomes the fad today, although in this little neck of the risqué woods, that hardly seems like the most interesting part. A fan getting to sneak into a locker room and have sex with Shayla after hours? That’s interesting. … A tangential road taken which ends up at an Angela Stone celebration? Also interesting. … A lesbian couple bringing toys to their vigorous Sapphic picnic? That’s really interesting. … Still, we do like to play nice, and so we have managed to fulfill our “bigger” responsibilities. More importantly we have done so with very little bitching about it, all things considered. We should be so proud. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Cytherea Video, Angela Stone Video, Sarah Blake, Dani Woodward, Thereza Love, Michael Ninn]
10/25/22	Seeing as how a current visit to your local Home Depot will reveal some depleted Halloween offerings pushed aside in favor of a full-blown Christmas display — in October in case you had not noticed — we felt perfectly justified in putting up a 247AdultStars “Happy Christmas” message today. OK. So we felt some trepidation, but the rest of the Satine Sparks adventure convinced us it would be fine. That woman gets very excited on set. She needs to come to our offices to shoot, it seems like. We can make tea. [STAR TAGS: Satine Spark Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/24/22	We do some admittedly odd things around here, but we do not, as a rule, completely restructure two “movies” into one much more coherent presentation. That said, we are not trying to get income from two releases instead of one, relying wholeheartedly on a completely ignorant customer base. (Historically that never turns out well, by the way.) We have crafted BNBs … BETTER now, however, and you can enjoy its first episode today. Just for fun you might look up AMA Video and see what a stellar impact they had on our business. [STAR TAGS: Veronika Raquel Video]
10/23/22	GingerLynn Jada Fire – Maya Hills – Olivia Wilder – Claudia Valentine – Aiden Starr – Ryan Keely … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/22/22	In honor of Maverick’s look back at his last AEE, we decided to continue our trend of remastering “how AVN used to be” with a presentation featuring thousands of words, hundreds of pictures, and 6-7 videos (maybe more, this one really does go on and on) from the 2018 show. On the upside, this puts our Industry Event Reminders task complete for the last six years. Of course two of those years there were no in-person events because of that … thing we had. Remember that Thing? We are hoping this year helps us forget. … Or, y’know, we’ll all get sick and die. … AVN has a new venue this year, so we shall see, but wait until we get back to those “early century” events. Now those were a thing to behold. [STAR TAGS: AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) 2018]
10/21/22	247AdultStars To Absent Friends [STAR TAGS: AEE (Adult Entertainment Expo) 2017, 247AdultStars.com ]
10/20/22	GingerLynn Torn Between Three Lovers [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]
10/19/22	ReelRisque The Volt Jolt \| pics [STAR TAGS: Jessie Volt]
10/18/22	Cythereas Thar She Blows … and Then Squirts [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]
10/17/22	It could be that almost all of us might be horribly embarrassed should someone transcribe the things we say to a loved one and then broadcast it for the world to watch. (We know some pretty vain people and can confirm that certainly not everybody would fall into that category.) That said, one might think a professional writer of scripts would try to avoid language that sounds like pickup lines heard in a bar on the wrong side of town. Or maybe the writer in question today just figured that Ela Darling and Chloe Lynn would distract everyone anyway. We will “muse” upon that theory while you watch. [STAR TAGS: Ela Darling Video, Chloe Lynn Video]
10/16/22	GingerLynn Go Big or Go Home [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]
10/15/22	A really famous good and wise fellow once said that beer is proof that God loves us. Of course these days we’re supposed to forget all the good that came from our founding era because of the prevalence of the undeniably bad. Society changes, and sometimes it takes a little time on the planet to realize that little important fact. This does not mean that we should forget, or certainly not condone, all actions from our history, but painting it all in horrible colors misrepresents the past and belittles the sacrifices of all those who have for generations worked to make life better for all of us. Of course one would need to teach that history to acknowledge its importance, but that debate belongs in a different forum. For our part, we will just be happy that God gave us beer … and Sabrina Rose shared some with Jayme Langford. [STAR TAGS: Jayme Langford Video, Sabrina Rose Video]
10/14/22	Shayla Whew! With a View! [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
10/13/22	ReelRisque Tree Hugger \| pics [STAR TAGS: Aidra Fox]
10/11/22	We have had remarkably little time to pontificate as of late, what with the barrage of new video and home page renovations hitting the Risqué Commune sites, so we intentionally built in a slight pause today. For example, “as I walk along, I wonder what went wrong with our love” … at least some of the time anyway. And then I think, “Oh, yeah. It was probably that boning your sister thing that caused a bit of our discord.“ Others may have different answers to that question, but we’d venture to say not many will have nearly so clear an indication as to a likely explanation. So in a jump to a completely different (and distinctly more pleasant) topic — with Uncle Gibby in tow for good measure — we shall reminisce a tad about … our little runaway. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video]
10/10/22	GingerLynn The Rom Dom [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Nina Hartley Video]
10/9/22	247AdultStars Glean the Clean [STAR TAGS: Beth Bennett Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/7/22	Cythereas Help Feeling Strong [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lily Thai Video]
10/6/22	ReelRisque Loving One’s Car \| pics [STAR TAGS: Aspen Ora]
10/5/22	RisqueNews Memories, Both Excellent and Yet Different [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Michael Ninn]
10/4/22	ReelRisque Room to Rut \| pics [STAR TAGS: Kimberly Kane]
10/3/22	GingerLynn It’s About Time [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Iris Rose Video]
10/2/22	GingerLynn Jade Aspen – Katie Summers – Sabrina Deep – Carrie – Chasey Lain – Ruby Reyes … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/1/22	Shayla Service with a Smile … and a Friend [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michelle Michaels Video, Michael Ninn]

May 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/11	A great many things in life turn out to be memorable, and today (at least in America) we celebrate some of the most daring sacrifices in our history. We don’t as a rule wish misfortune, however severe, on any person, but the attack on our little benevolent site yesterday morning did manage to peeve us for a couple of hours. You may have noticed the “hacked” warnings if you tried to log on early in the day, which at least means the security settings are acting as programmed. It basically locks everything down so we can find the vermin and exterminate them, but that’s handy too. Having determined the cause of the problem, we will give them this bit of advice, should they be reading risque still: You should move. We know where you live. … On a much happier note, Shayla’s around once again and has helped us take our minds off of people that have nothing better to do than wreak random acts of digital violence. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
5/27/11	Have you ever run across the perfect word, long forgotten in the recesses of your brain, and then found yourself using it all the time over the course of a day? Well that happened to us today, which wouldn’t be that odd except the word happens to be “sycophant” – which really shouldn’t apply all that often one would think. On the other hand we admittedly lead weird lives around here, and we do tend to rather appreciate the efforts of a clever sycophant, so there you go. Maverick also puts forth some effort to pun the last name of Tanya Cox, but compared to the $10 word effort, that just seemed rather simplistic. Regardless of literary merit, however, we’re thinking you will probably like the Tanya video on 247AdultStars.com better anyway. You just can’t reason with some people. [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
5/26/11	So who even knew the wind could blow 200 mph on dry land? Presumably some people alive enough to pay attention to tornados back in 1974 might remember, but none of us around here falls into that category. (Well, Gibby and Steve might, but we didn’t ask them out of politeness.) Still, they call it “Mother Nature” for a reason, and we all remember a few times in our lives when mama just felt a need to make her presence more keenly felt – at least before a “time out” became a presumably reasonable method of punishment. In a rather more pleasant vein today, though, we give you Brea Bennett, playing her own version of a woman requiring attention. Interestingly enough, this lesson doesn’t suck at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Brea Bennett Video, Jayme Langford Video, Michael Ninn]
5/22/11	Don’t you just hate it when you feel like a complete idiot? All this time we’ve been worried about the NFL Labor Dispute (with capital letters, don’t you know), and the whole time we could have been watching the new Lingerie Football League. OK. So the web site(s) are designed poorly, featuring a user interface baffling to even those of us that do this for a living. Worse, every time you land on a page, when it finally loads, a process that takes way too long (because of poor implementation to go along with the poor design), it will start making horribly loud sounds without you doing a thing. This has been the benchmark for “amateur” for at least the last ten years in web development, by the way. And don’t even get us started on the use of all caps in the meta tags. … Despite all that, though, the League features women playing tackle football in amazingly skimpy outfits. Tom Brady can now just keep on suing whomever he wants for as long as he wants. We’re happy. … Oh! And you can hear about Shayla LaVeaux playing with herself today too. We forgot to mention. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Brittany Andrews]
5/19/11	You can probably think of a great many ways to apologize, without ever admitting any culpability, of course, because otherwise where’s the skill in that? In our particular case, however, we’ll have to admit it becomes a heck of a lot easier if you have a bunch of Anais footage tucked away. You may have considered as you’ve gone through life, that very beautiful people just don’t seem to live under the same set of rules as the rest of us. Now we’re not arguing with that assessment at all, but we will say that it’s darned handy to have a few of them as friends every once in awhile. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
5/17/11	Speaking of “Capri” (and D.Minion does that today) … but strange shortish pants don’t encompass the bigger issue here. We need to set the stage a bit … So if you decide to hire a new secretary, and you decide to hire Cytherea for the job. And then if she decides to have sex in the office, you really should think about covering your computers in plastic or something. And if she decides to make that sex a 3-way, and you’re not invited to be one of the three, well, you should probably still get the plastic anyway – and maybe one of those shop vacuums that sucks up liquids too. That would be handy. And finally, you probably never, ever, want Cytherea and D.Minion to roam around the office when you’re not there. Hypothetically … [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]
5/13/11	Many, many types of smiles can play across a woman’s face, and if men spent more time looking at that part of the female anatomy, we might actually learn to recognize them. … That said, trying to understand women, and Friday the Thirteenth at the same time really seems like too much scariness at one time. Y’all (well, all the Members) can consider Office Darling Capri Anderson her beatific smiles. … Fun word, beatific … (Maybe the world needs more Tifics. You think?). [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson Exclusive Video, Bree Olsen]
5/9/11	For some odd reason, the post for May 1^st didn’t seem to go up until after the post for May 5^th – and both of them apparently added a day to their intended debuts. While this sort of messes up the whole Cinco de Mayo celebration thing, it does in retrospect demonstrate a May Day! May Day! concept that we pretty much live by all year long. … If you haven’t visited in the last few days it shouldn’t matter, but if have stopped by already this past weekend, you might pop on back to May 2^nd (now) and be sure you’re caught up. Actually once you read that particular entry, you can probably guess what happened too. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Raquel Devine]
5/6/11	Alfred Hitchcock once said, “There is nothing quite so good as burial at sea. It is simple, tidy, and not very incriminating.” … Given the events of this past week, that seems an oddly prescient view, don’t you think? … Fortunately for those of us not completely fixated on military spending all the time, we have a rather more enjoyable reason to use a couple of different Alfred Hitchcock quotes as D.Minion finishes up her on-the-set piece for Erica McLean’s Flying Pink Pig. If you think about it, this too can tie into more mainstream current events, as we can all be sure that this will be exactly when the government tells us the complete story about anything – when pigs fly. (All things considered, that’s probably a good thing, however.) [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Nicki Hunter, Emy Reyes, Tessa Taylor, Megan Foxx, Exclusive Video, Erica McLean]
5/2/11	If you happen to be a male, and you happen to have ever been stuck in a store while a woman tried on a bunch of clothes, then you have a keen understanding of how difficult it can be to look absolutely nowhere at all, yet still keep your eyes open. On the other hand, if instead you happen to be at a shoot with a porn star while she tries on a bunch of different clothes, well, the experience differs dramatically. Basically, you just don’t feel like closing your eyes even for a moment. If all department stores employed porn stars, it would bring a whole level of enjoyment to that boring shopping exercise. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers Video]