| 4/30/22 |  As most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video] |
| 4/29/22 | 
Risque “TOC” Squirt Squad[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video] |
| 4/27/22 | 
Shayla Curiouser & Curiouser[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video] |
| 4/25/22 | 
GingerLynn Days of the Dead[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/24/22 | 
247AdultStars Christmas in April & A London Event[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/22 | 
Cythereas Patience as (Explicit) Virtue[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
| 4/22/22 |  When in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video] |
| 4/21/22 | 
Shayla Phun with Phantastik Phakes[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
| 4/20/22 | 
247AdultStars A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/18/22 | 
GingerLynn Here Kitty-Kitty[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video] |
| 4/17/22 |  Celebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video] |
| 4/16/22 | 
Risqué “TOC” Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video] |
| 4/14/22 | 
247AdultStars Bessame Cate[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/13/22 | 
GingerLynn Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video] |
| 4/12/22 | 
Shayla Nurse XY vs Nurse XX[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video] |
| 4/11/22 |  Just sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane] |
| 4/10/22 | 
GingerLynn Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
| 4/9/22 |  The talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |
| 4/8/22 |  We have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video] |
| 4/5/22 | 
GingerLynn Taken … and Stirred[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
| 4/4/22 | 
Shayla One Bodacious Barmaid[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
| 4/2/22 | 
247AdultStars Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/1/22 |  We do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video] |
April 2022 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Alexandra| Ameara LeVay| Anais| Angelina| Breanne Benson| Cate Harrington| Chanel| Charley Chase| Chessie Kay| Cytherea| Faith Leon| Faye Rampton| Ginger Lynn| Holly McGuire| HollyD| Isis Love| Jasmeen LeFleur| Jill Kelly| Kaci Starr| Karma| Katie K| Keisha Kane| Krissy Lynn| Kristal Summers| Lindsey Dawn McKenzie| Lolita| Loz Lorrimar| Mason Moore| Melvina Raquel| Michael Ninn| Michelle Moist| Nikki Hunter| Pamela Kayne| Persia Pele| Priya Rai| Puma Swede| Sandie Caine| Scarlett Fay| Shay Hendrix| Shayla LaVeaux| Sindee Jennings| Sunny Lane| Syren Sexton| Tessa Taylor| Tory Lane| Tracey Lain
Year:2022
Month:April
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 
We all have our heroes, although some of us have a variety that spend much of their “public” time in various states of skimpy dress and significant professional time completely naked. Now perhaps if more of us looked as good naked as these professionals do, we might make that choice too. Or maybe this all really does come down to options in life. It has no real baring — misspelling obviously intended — on the level of our enjoyment, honestly. Sometimes we should all try not to make things overly complicated. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kelly O’Dell Video, Dee, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, Alexis DeVell, Serenity]
Drop a simple word like “Fetish” into a conversation, and you might easily open up a whole can of worms — an expression probably not understood by a great many young folks in the adult audience these days. Come to think of it, we’re not even sure what the modern equivalent of that might be. Open up a whole App of Confusion? … Fortunately, those more esoteric ruminations have nothing whatsoever to do with our efforts today, because pretty much everyone “Groks” 
What this lacks in clever title moxie it more than makes up with by giving us insights into some of the less obvious attributes that made Ginger Lynn an industry icon — in other words ones that had nothing to do with looking great naked and enjoying copious copulation. As you edify yourself with “Ginger on Adult Radio Panel,” however, we should mention that you’ll also get a rather more explicit 
Real life — or in this case lack thereof — has a way of intruding upon even the most fun of professions. The 
Consider this a football alternative. Although you could consider it watching “balling” easily enough, as that would be technically true. Whatever the case, if you actually prefer sweaty, armoured, men this evening, the beautiful, busty, blonde, Paige Ashley, will still be here tomorrow. By the way, we did spell “armoured” that way on purpose, in tribute to our debut of the U.K. production 
Find yourself having to work your way around a Tesla Model S 100D with a license plate that reads “HERMES” — you could very well be in Los Angeles. Find yourself having to work around an NFL broadcast schedule, and you could be … golly, almost anywhere these days. At a time when the rest of the office seems to be compiling a timeline of Burt Reynolds’ romantic life, a couple of us thought we should talk about something important — y’know, like the 2018 NFL season having begun. We do use a rather more 
We have said this a few times before, but if you have decided upon Geek as your professional course of action, you can avoid a lot of the awkward conversations by mentioning that you do tend to test your builds with “assets” — as it were — in the nude. Granted, depending upon the circumstances, this could lead to a different kind of awkward, but it at least tends to shut up the Linux snobs and the javascript purists. Just say the word 
We celebrate Labor today, ironically by the vast majority of the country taking the day off from work. Of course one need to look no further than the office of the U.S. President to understand how much irony has earned a fundamental place in our society. That said, although they do honor Labor Day in Canada, those folks likely do not appreciate that second form of irony these days. … True to our Risqué tradition, however, we ignore politics completely while offering our own (rarely humble) opinions on at least 
Talking to young people can be fun. One can respond to a surprising number of quizzical expressions with the simple statement, “Well, I wasn’t always this old.” … Have you ever watched a movie, or heard a news report, or even seen a simple photograph and thought to yourself, “There is no way on earth I was ever, ever that dumb?” … Well, we haven’t either, and even if we had, we couldn’t admit it because some Millennial might get their little feelings hurt. 
We spend our lives dealing with the impact of time. We have to wait too long for it to pass. It passes too quickly. We can’t remember enough of the details we need to. We can’t forget nearly as much as we’d like. Bottom line: Time can be a real Bitch. 
Surprising as it may seem, you do not often get to watch honest-to-goodness, down-to-her-toes, female orgasms on screen very much these days. Fortunately on a particularly celebratory occasion, this will not be one of those days — at least for Risque Members — as we share Dee as she shares with us. We think of it as 
Michael Raven chose Paradise Lost to serve as an inspiration for an adult movie. Ironically, that ended up being an apt description of our path through the coverage of it — well, the “lost” part, not the every decision being fraught with the peril of eternal damnation part. All in all, despite losing a key author along the way, we have upheld the Risqué Tradition of insight with a healthy dose of humor along the way. For the record, we have no idea how long it took Mr. Milton to write the original manuscript, but we feel fairly confident that it was faster than the period of time that it took to finish our coverage of Mr. Raven’s movie. 