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April 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/22 CythereaAs most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video]
4/29/22 Priya Rai

Risque “TOC”

Squirt Squad

[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video]

4/27/22 Chanel and Shayla

Shayla

Curiouser & Curiouser

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video]

4/25/22 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Days of the Dead

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/24/22 UKAP

247AdultStars

Christmas in April & A London Event

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com]

4/23/22 Cytherea

Cythereas

Patience as (Explicit) Virtue

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

4/22/22 BatwomanWhen in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video]
4/21/22 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Phun with Phantastik Phakes

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

4/20/22 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/18/22 Tessa Taylor

GingerLynn

Here Kitty-Kitty

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video]

4/17/22 Faith LeonCelebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video]
4/16/22 Pamela Kane

Risqué “TOC”

Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached

[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video]

4/14/22 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Bessame Cate

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/13/22 Jasmeen LaFleur

GingerLynn

Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating

[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video]

4/12/22 Shayla LaVeaux and Anthony

Shayla

Nurse XY vs Nurse XX

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video]

4/11/22 Justine JoliJust sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane]

4/10/22 Natasha Voya

GingerLynn

Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/9/22 Kristal SummersThe talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
4/8/22 buttWe have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video]

4/5/22 Ginger on Evan Stone

GingerLynn

Taken … and Stirred

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/4/22 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

One Bodacious Barmaid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

4/2/22 Chessie Kay

247AdultStars

Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)

[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/1/22 Tory LaneWe do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video]

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/11

We could call this something philosophical today – like “Net Benefit” – but that would imply way too much economic thought when considering Maverick’s forays into the summertime debauchery that many, many beers in London can bring if you hang out with porn stars. Come to think of it, we should have learned after all these years not to even try to qualify Maverick with mere words. Pictures are better, and some of the videos aren’t even hopelessly dark. Bonus! [FEATURED TAGS: Sophie O’Brien Exclusive Video, Kimmy Haze, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Valentina Cruz Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Definitely NOT Maverick
7/27/11

So most adult web sites probably don’t mention either Eugene O’Neill or Michael Landon in their typical discourse, and they certainly don’t weave them into the same conversation we’re guessing. That said, we’ve never made any claims to be on even the same planet as typical in this world, and we do talk about Nikki Kane enough that you can just ignore the old dead guys. That would certainly be cheerier. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Kane, Michael Ninn]

A Kane That's Certainly Able ... (We have no shame.)
7/22/11

Many types of people end up in the “adult business” although many of them seem quite unwilling to accept it, or at least acknowledge it publicly. A quick trip through the latest “Novelty” convention has highlighted this little fact that we seem to forget, while Shayla choosing an outfit in which to attend a small-town produce “Festival” seems to demonstrate how seamlessly we adapt to the “regular” world. Overall, we seem to have an easier time with them than they do with us. You’d think they’d take lessons, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Prepare to be Dazzled
7/16/11

You just know you’ve made it as a major society in the History of the World when road construction in one of your major cities makes the international news. Either that, or you know it has been an amazingly slow news day. Well, you’ve got a much less painful option to consider over the weekend, and you won’t even have to think about “Carmageddon” in LA at all. The CyCAM makes its episodic debut today, and while potentially as noteworthy as shutting down the major North/South interstate in Los Angeles, it probably won’t make the television news anywhere. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] 

Cytherea's Favorite Appliance
7/14/11

Possibilities abound in this business in general, and unique potential multiplies geometrically around the risque communes. For example, sometimes the people that came up with the plan for a post don’t happen to be around when the time comes for other people to actually do the work. And sometimes that can be just a tad confusing. On the upside, this particular confusion involves Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux, Aurora Snow, and Jenna Haze all in various states of nakedness. Come to think of it, we could more accurately have described “all of the various states” as completely. That would have worked too. See how confused we get? [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles 2004, Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Nina Hartley, Brittney Skye, Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Aurora Snow Video, Michael Ninn]

Shayla LaVeaux and Julia Ann - Breasts of Friends, Obviously
7/10/11

As the temperatures rise across the country, getting wet seems like a wonderful idea a great deal of the time. Of course when you consider the juxtaposition of Cytherea and “wet” in a single sentence, the relevance of the outside temperature doesn’t really matter all that much. Now if with this introduction you might be forming an opinion as to Cytherea being a meteorologist of some sort, well, you clearly don’t know Cytherea all that well. Take heart (or whatever) in hand, though, for today you may learn much more about her. She loves D.Minion, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

The Writing's on the Wall
7/8/11

Some of us consider our civic duty as males to play the chivalrous role, offering strength, comfort, guidance, and support to any lass potentially in a less than favorable situation. The fact that Uncle Gibby just happened to find himself called into action at a strip club where Bree Olson was headlining, well, that’s just a coincidence. He’s a dedicated lad, that Gibby. Rumor has it he’s also thinking of changing his name to “Jimmy” but you’ll have to follow along inside to understand his rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson Video]

Polaroids?! Wow! ... How Retro.
7/4/11

We attended a workshop at a conference once where the speaker began his talk by saying, “We only walk by continually beginning to fall forward.” While we can’t really speak to the relevance for that specific workshop to what followed in our professional careers, since none of us can even remember which one it was – or even what city we were in when we heard it – we have employed the sentiment on occasion. For example, we can see how the theory applies to the freedoms celebrated in America on July 4th, even if many of us face $2,000 fines should we seek to create our own Rocket’s Red Glare instead of simply enjoying those of the government-sponsored variety. Perhaps most of all, however, Freedom (with a capital “F” don’t you know) allows us to voice introspection and illustrate our points with beautiful naked women. All in all that does seem safer than potentially blowing off your hand or burning the town down. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Shayla LaVeaux, Jassie, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Faith Leon, Kimberly Kane, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Michael Ninn]

Seeking Anais: An Excellent Use of Freedom
7/1/11

Everybody should pop on over to JuliaAnn.com and say hello. You should also probably join Julia’s site so you can see all the cool stuff. If you decide upon this course of action, however, you should probably be aware that there might be nudity there, and even possibly representations of sex out of wedlock. Then again if moral issues seem to be a stumbling block for you, what the heck are you doing here anyway? … So how’d we do Julia? Subtle enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

Reading Can Be Educational

January 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/30/11

If you do a little über-view of Shayla’s diversity, and then you get the chance to continue with the Dee on KSEX medley, well, it makes for a mighty fine tune, truth be told. And assuming that watching crazy people do gymnastics with snowmobiles, or all the “best” pro football players pretend to care about the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, we once again give you something to feel good about today. And adult sites really should concern themselves with making people feel good, right? It sure seems like that should be a minimum standard anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Clearly a Melodious Tune - Even Out of Focus
1/25/11

So you’re sitting in a bar, or on a beach, or in a lobby of a fancy hotel – that doesn’t matter in this part – and a beautiful porn star walks up to you and says, “Hey, do you want to have sex with me? You can bring your friend.” … Yeah, so that doesn’t really happen all that often, even for those of us that hang around them all the time. Still, when you’re talking about Shayla LaVeaux, just about anything can come up, as it were. Many things besides cups can begin to runneth over, if that’s clear enough for you. And if you’ve ever wondered why we love traveling with Shayla, well now you probably don’t anymore. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Really Close Friends, Apparently
1/23/11

How long has it been since you read a story that begins, “Once upon a time?” Well, fortunately for you, D.Minion comes to your rescue today, as she relates a Lilliputian moment in the life of Cytherea. As with most tall tales, you might do well to ignore the scary parts. Too much imagination can be a dangerous thing, after all. Of course too much imagination also led to every great invention in history, so there’s that. … All in all, we should probably just enjoy Cytherea, as she enjoys her “Donny Lad” (with some enthusiasm as you might imagine). Then we can all be happy we get to watch those frigid championship games from the warmth and comfort of our living rooms. (Don’t think too much about “frigid” either. There’s that too much imagination thing again. … ) [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video]

Relatively Impressive, Actually
1/20/11

As most of you undoubtedly know, Hu visited the President this week. Who? Yes. … That’s enough. You get it. … The point here being that one never tires of true excellence, and so far we’ve yet to see an expiration date on cleverness. Of course if you lived in Hu’s China you might heartily disagree with that last theory, assuming you were allowed, of course. Fortunately today we follow our tried and true tradition of ignoring world politics and concentrate instead on some enduring excellence in our own little (quite free, thank you very much) world. Before heading out to protest the mistreated across the globe, pause to reflect upon Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, and Kylie Ireland. Who DAT?! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Kylie Ireland]

Plot Thickens. Plotters Remain Thin.
1/14/10

Some words really fit a situation, even if they don’t happen to be the fanciest sorts of words, thus providing the most erudite representations of keen and narrowly-focused commentary, despite their relatively simple derivation. In honor of such words, we’ve decide that WOWEE fits our return to the site after the most recent Adult Entertainment Expo. Having now at least somewhat recovered from the experience, we thankfully launch a rousing tribute to Maverick’s 247AdultStars.com Christmas as we begin wading through all the “Data” recently acquired, we do offer up a Mystery Guest today that served to make this particular trip ever-so-much more enjoyable. And in case you’re curious, not all “Data” is created equal. WOWEE. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Syren Sexton, Sophie O Brien, Rio Lee, Tracey Lain, Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com]

Syren Says, Peace on Earth
1/4/11

Well, we’re not exactly off to see the Wizard, but we’re certainly off to see a whole bunch of people that the Wizard would undoubtedly prefer to munchkins. And since we’ll be gone for a week, we’ve left you with a whole bunch of things to keep you perky and pensive over the next week or so. As it turns out, having Cytherea and Shayla around makes perky rather easy around here. We will occasionally skip the pensive part with regard to these friends, however. It can make your head hurt. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video]

Now Here's a Thought-Provoking Pose
1/2/11

Can you resolve not to make anymore resolutions? Does that create some sort of theoretical conundrum? … Well, fortunately we don’t attempt to answer that question today, although this does seem to be the most popular approach for this new year around the office. We do have a collection of rather odd thinkers around here, and that issue we actually do address as we continue Dee at KSEX, with Kylie Ireland this time around. We have adopted what seems to be a useful philosophy for 2011, however, and you may feel free to adopt it should you so desire, even if you don’t happen to be a member and thus can’t see Dee and Kylie: You can run, but you’re only going to die tired. … You can learn a lot when you read. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Partially Clad and Perfectly Relevant

January 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/10

Ah, but we love these “Performer of the Year” posts. OK. So we love them even more when we happened – some months ago – to suggest to Mr. Ninn that should his new company really wish to lock up at least one contract player, this woman would be an extraordinary choice. Well, Michael did not in fact sign Tori Black, and ironically her continuing freelance status undoubtedly led to her ability to work enough to capture her lofty title. Still, it seemed like a dandy turn to the more traditional around here if we’d pause our “Seen Behind the Scene” on the industry and just provide some video evidencing that occasionally even AVN gets it right. [FEATURED TAGS: Tori Black Video, Michael Ninn]

Tori Black. Can you hear all the ships launching?
1/29/10

Highlighting our dedication to really funny t-shirts, we thought we’d share our favorite entry at the Adult Entertainment Expo this year. It read: I got a dog for my wife, and it was the best trade I ever made. … So it’s not exactly Shakespeare, but it does contain a charming pithiness, don’t you think? Well, speaking of endearing pith (and not Shakespeare), we’re continuing our bizarre (even for us) approach to the AEE coverage with D.Minion’s Behind the Scenes look at the filming of those silly and highly entertaining “Intermission Skits” – which AVN uses at the Awards Show while important and necessary things are happening back stage. Rumor has it that Uncle Gibby has video footage from the audience, he having somehow snaked a “VIP All Access” pass to the event, but we’ve seen nothing official confirming that. We’ll keep an eye out, though, even as we’re off to the store to buy a Snuggie. Then we plan on seeing if we can get Monique Alexander to get into it with … basically anyone in the office she chooses. We’re all pretty much on the same page as far as that goes. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Leone, Riley Steele, McKenzie Lee, Kayden Kross, Ashlynn Brooke, Belladonna, Alexis Texas, Monique Alexander, Stormy Daniels, Georgia Jones, Faye Reagan, Ron Jeremy]

Evan Stone with Kayden Kross's Penis Purse. Honestly.
1/26/10

As it turns out, the higher the quality of the assets you’re dealing with, the better your equipment needs to be in order to handle it. … Hmm. That’s sort of like dating porn stars if you think about it. … Well, much to his current (and ongoing) dismay, Maverick doesn’t happen to be dating any porn stars at the present, but he does get invited to their parties often. Since he couldn’t handle the low-light video with his system in London, he did have to wait to come to the home office in sunny Southern Cal in order to ready the clip for posting, however. Consequently, the “Christmas Party” reference might seem a bit “dated” (as it were). On the other hand, the concept of beautiful women drinking and getting naked on a dance floor does seem to be one that transcends seasonal interest. We’re fine with it. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Cate Harrington Video, Katie K Video, Faye Rampton, Saucy Sally, Tanya Cox, Sarah Kelly, Michelle Moist, Tracey Lain, Exclusive Video]

A Similarity in US and European Fashion
1/23/09

Now we’ve done a lot of fairly bizarre things on the web over the years, but as far as we know today will constitute the first time that we’ve ever posted what boils down to an open email correspondence to the dozen or so aspiring Porn Starlets we talked to at the convention a couple of weeks ago. Perhaps this approach will turn out to be a little less insulting than getting what would have to amount to a glorified form letter (without all that much glory, truth be told), or perhaps the comely lasses may still take offense. We can say for certain, however, that the Members continue to get industry insights that you just can’t find anywhere else. … Of course they’ll have to decide for themselves whether or not this constitutes a good thing. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair]

Georgia Adair Licking a Potential Problem
1/18/10

Have you ever noticed that the fancier and more sophisticated you get in your work, the longer it takes to accomplish it? Maybe we just get pickier as we get older; that could be it. Whatever the cause, we’ve come up with yet another technical advancement around here, put in place via the newsworthy Expo we just left. It’s darned impressive, if we do say so ourselves. (And honestly, sometimes in life you need to say so yourselves.) These days people get bombarded with a sheer volume of information via the Internet to such an extent that nice people like us need to help. We live to serve you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Exclusive Video]

Face it: Sometimes Size Matters
1/12/10

You’ve probably heard this a lot of times over the years in various contexts: We’re BAAAACK. Now you’ve probably not heard it all that often when you happen to be talking about a group of rapidly aging journalists attending a big honking porn convention, but life has curious turns, so maybe you have. That said, if you’ve been a Member here for very long you understand how hanging around with young, beautiful, people who happen to make their living having sex on camera can provide a youthful influence to any life. Let’s look into that, shall we? [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo, Devinn Lane, Miko Lee]

Sheening is Believing
1/6/10

True to our occasional form we take awhile to get around the point today, so you might think about just clicking that handy-dandy video icon at the top of the page, thus skipping all the rationale (and metaphysical aspirations) that basically come down to today’s system being an excellent way to torment those we love. Uncle Gibby’s moving into a new phase of the “Commune Risqué” this month, so we’re Suitably Celebrating with Anais and Dee. Hey, if anyone can think of a better way to celebrate than that, please let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Dee Video, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]

Anais Looking Better Than Ever
1/3/10

Generally when we create this “New Stuff” part of the current site entry, we decorate it (while providing a handy visual link to the story) with a thumbnail graphic culled from the story itself. It’s quick. It’s easy, and it makes sense. Occasionally, though, we do weird things around here, and whatever’s on tap for the day doesn’t actually have a quick and ready graphic for us to multitask here. That happened on December 7th, but little did we know that this one puny image would actually spawn emails full of curiosity. Well, we decided to answer that question, and pose a few more. Even though we’ve all embarked on a New Year, some things really don’t change all that much. [FEATURED TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Michael Ninn]

Charlie Laine, a Bit More Laid Out
1/1/10

The date pretty much says it all here, right? Sadly this could describe way too many dates you’ve had in your life as well, a topic we’ve promised to avoid in the Commune Team Risqué Resolution this year. Putting decade upon decade of experience together we’ve come up with a fail-safe New Year’s Resolution System, and if you want to borrow it, feel free: Aim Low! Disappointment can be really depressing, so we’ve found it best to avoid it as much as possible. For example, we all Resolve to continue to adore Krispy Kremes this year. … See? You can do this. … We also have other Resolutions that involve many, many naked women, but you’ll have to hang around a bit to figure some of those out – the resolutions, not the women. (You can’t figure women out. Decade upon decade of experience has taught us this too.) [FEATURED TAGS: Happy New Year!]

Keep Your Heart On All Year