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August 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/24 Jana JordanThe 247AdultStars team has been having way too many parties lately. Sure these days they tend to be off in those “networking” sorts of grown-up parties, but then lately they’ve also been recounting celebratory gatherings of their past in our own industry. Honestly, this seems a little bit like showing off, kindly intentions aside. So we dug back and found our own special party times, oddly prescient in retrospect. Naturally, it fits our mold as we label it Life in the “Wow That Looks Really Fast Over There” Lane. Also naturally, we blend that with modern reflections, sensibilities, and, well, nudity. Funny how in history we all look great naked. [STAR TAGS: XRCO Awards 2007, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, TJ Hart, Georgia Jones, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
8/28/24 Brit Stars

247AdultStars

Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party

[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party 2011, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Jo Juggs, Tracey Lain, Scarlet Grey, Tanya Cox, Sarah Jane Bruce, Valentina Cruz, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com ]

8/27/24 Shayla, Helmetcam, Juli Ashton

Shayla

Friends in Faux Places

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Michael Ninn]

8/25/24 Olivia Wilder

GingerLynn

Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/24/24 Liza Rowe

Risque “TOC’

Not About Birds

[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Liza Rowe Video, Joseline Kelly Video, Willow Divine Video]

8/23/24 Jezebelle BondMany things happen in adult movies that can strain credulity when it comes to plot. … OK, so many things can strain credulity about a lot of things one sees on screen in adult movies, but you can believe us when we tell you that, yes, those boys really are that big, and those women really are that beautiful. (Also, the sex happens to be real, and not generated by AI like some airport rally — or so we hear.) Regardless of all that the “Elegance” in Jezebelle Bond exists in real life to the point that no one can seriously believe that some dude might run away from her naked. If you ever met Bond, Jezebelle Bond, you would leave her both shaken and stirred. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video]
8/22/24 Lexi Bloom

RisqueNews

Dating Hints

[STAR TAGS: Lexi Bloom Video]

8/21/24 Tanya CoxWhen you have a bunch of people in literally different countries helping out when they can, you sometimes end up with an unintended bottleneck — although that term connotes negatively, and that very rarely fits a situation with too many naked women at the same time. Somehow, you see, we ended up with a 247AdultStars Double Feature today, what with Tanya Teasing and finding things Hot & Sandie at the same time. … Naturally we did what any benevolent organization would do and came up with a solution born of decades of experience and an essential disposition toward goodwill. We said, “Yes, please.” [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 
8/20/24 Shayla LaVeaux and Alexis DeVell

Shayla

More Wild than Innocent

[STAR TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Patricia Kennedy Video]

8/18/24 DeeThere exist many variants on the dinner party concept. Presumably, though, one would reasonably expect to find things to eat — from burgers and dogs, to steaks, or anything capable of being thrown on a grill. Or you might feast on lasagna, or tamales, or anything that takes hours to prepare. People of certain economic status may have fish eggs, or little birds with about three bites of meat on them, or even big birds under glass, for some odd reason. Bottom line, though, regardless of the cumulative disposable income represented by the guests, all parties benefit from the inclusion of Dee on the invite list for the shindig. (That’s Redneck for soiree, by the way.) [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella, Lonnie, Carmen Luvana Video, Terri Summers Video]
8/17/24 Jenna Ivory

ReelRisque

Roommate Benefits pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Jenna Ivory Video]

8/15/24 Willow Devine

ReelRisque

If We Hurry | pics

[STAR TAGS: Willow Devine]

8/14/24 Paril Dahl

RisqueNews

Representative of an Era

[STAR TAGS : Paris Dahl Video]

8/12/24 Daphne Rosen - Gem SparkleNow job application standards vary a bit, but honestly there exists a level of skill in various presentation that cross pretty much all industries. Master enough of those, and you will always be as busy as you would like. For example, being “friendly” can almost always assist you. Even being a bit of an expert on “very friendly” can pretty much help you along no matter what your chosen vocation — but when looking for a Sugar Daddy, it takes on a special importance we learn today. Consequently, you should probably practice as much as you can. Feel free to share our stance with your favorite college professor. It’ll be fun. [STAR TAGS: Daphne Rosen Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video]
8/11/24 Megan

ReelRisque

Sex on the Beach | vid

[STAR TAGS: Megan Video]

8/10/24 jessica drake and HavenYou know that funk that long-time couples can fall into where the wife gets bored to the point that she decides she might as well become a porn star and start working at a local live sex club? And her husband has no idea, but when he finds out what has been happening, he decides to just start making movies too? … You know that funk? … Yeah, well, most of us do not, honestly, but our world should hardly serve as the barometer of typical behavior. We have learned that over decades of careful scientific analysis you see? Or we learned it the first day on set and have then spent 20+ years reaffirming that initial theory. Never dismiss the strength in fantasy, although we would advise informing your partner before embarking upon a new sex worker vocation however. Seems at least polite. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Haven Video]
8/8/24 Shayla LaVeauxGoing on vacation with Shayla might seem like a grand idea, even before you see what could happen in the recreational vehicle. Granted, most of us would probably be willing to accompany the comely lass (as it were) regardless of the mode of transportation required, but feeling the earth move at the same time you’re feeling Shayla move you definitely has a unique appeal. That said, almost everything having to do with Shayla would likely fall into that latter category, so maybe a trip in a moving bedroom with Shayla wouldn’t feel all that special necessarily. … Naw, it would. It definitely would. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
8/7/24 Michelle Lay & Dee

RisqueNews

DEEmystified … Naturally

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video]

8/6/24 Kristal Summers

RisqueNews

Kristalized Comfort

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

8/5/24 Cytherea and Shayla LaVeaux

247AdultStars

Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here)

[STAR TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Justone Joli, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Bree Olsen, Selena Rose, Jynx Maze, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas Ana Lovato, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Kelly Divine, Gemma Massey, Natasha Marley, Bobbi Starr, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Belle, Brooke Hunter, Riley Steele, Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Yurizan Beltran, Dana DeArmond]

8/4/24 Ryan Keely

GingerLynn

Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/3/24 DeeConsidering our industry — and the dirtiness of your mind, of course — hearing about a “box shoot” may not be what you might expect. We can explain. So back in the ancient days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, this being the form of adult movie company owners, by the way, people used to get movies in the wildly advanced format called VHS, which came to customers in a box. Now that box needed decoration which company owners felt — rightly so, indeed — should feature compelling photographs of the crème de la crème (as it were, in a way) of the movie’s female cast. Taking the photographs for this ultimate purpose used to be a big production of its own, and it was a role performers valued a great deal. We celebrate dinosaur times today, albeit fully ignoring them in favor of the eye candy. Hey, everybody (sane) still likes candy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Lana Moore Video, Lauren Phoenix, Carmen Luvana]

8/2/24 Vanessa LaneCome to find out, there are two distinct types of a “butler’s pantry” that one might find in a home. The kind most of us think about when we hear that term would be an entirely separate little room off to the side of the dining area where butlers (or presumably whomever) can prepare plates for formal presentation to the guests. The term also applies, though, to a long row of built-in cabinets along a wall with a sort of mini-counter on top, presumably for … well, we’re not sure … buffet setups, or maybe less fussy butlers? We DO know that if we ever end up in a house with one, we are definitely going to invite Vanessa Lane and her Elegance to drop by for a visit. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video]
8/1/24 Shayla LaVeauxWhether she’s half way around the world partying with porn stars, or just hanging out in a friend’s kitchen making ice cream, Shayla always seems to be bubbly, witty, and downright wonderful to be around, if you want to know the truth. Now she also has demonstrated a marked comfort being naked all the time — also an admirable trait in a friend (provided that friend happens to look like Shayla, naturally). Even porn stars don’t spend their entire lives having sex, however (Egads! Right?), and Shayla has asked us to try and demonstrate some of the balance in her life. So if you happen to be in the mood for one of those wild, sweaty, bounce off the walls, sexual escapades sorts of posts, you should probably just skip this one. If you think a woman might look darned sexy licking off an ice cream beater, though, we think we can prove the point today. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray]

April 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/22 CythereaAs most of us know, you should never try to teach a pig to sing, because it wastes your time and annoys the pig. Pigs are cute little things (or less cute big things), so we would never wish to annoy them. On the other hand, as Cytherea has taught us, you can teach a pig to fly — twice — if you befriend Erica McLean. To be clear, no harm was caused to any real pigs in the creation of this frolic. As you relax from hearing that last part, you might want to remember what happens if you put lipstick on a pit bull. You apparently get a Governor of Alaska. Strange politics up there in the freezing cold. [STAR TAGS: Sunny Lane Video, Nikki Hunter Video]
4/29/22 Priya Rai

Risque “TOC”

Squirt Squad

[STAR TAGS: Mason Moore Video, Kaci Starr Video, Sindee Jennings Video, Priya Rai Video, Charley Chase Video]

4/27/22 Chanel and Shayla

Shayla

Curiouser & Curiouser

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Chanel Video]

4/25/22 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Days of the Dead

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/24/22 UKAP

247AdultStars

Christmas in April & A London Event

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, Katie K. Exclusive Video, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Michelle Moist Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton, HollyD., Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Holly McGuire, Keisha Kane, Melvina Raquel, Shay Hendrix, Loz Lorrimar,247AdultStars.com]

4/23/22 Cytherea

Cythereas

Patience as (Explicit) Virtue

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]

4/22/22 BatwomanWhen in doubt, throw an orgy. When your scene has no villain to douse everyone with horny-spray in order to induce the orgy, have your heroine vaccinate everyone against this diabolical spray, even though it has the side-effect of … you guessed it … making everyone horny. If the stereotypical porno pizza delivery person had a much more convoluted but equally inept cousin, the latest BatFXXX episode might just be it. This does not make the orgy less interesting, mind you. We simply wanted to be up front about the plot. Because everyone cares most about the plot. Right? [STAR TAGS: Breanne Benson Video, Isis Love Video, Persia Pele Video]
4/21/22 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Phun with Phantastik Phakes

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

4/20/22 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

A 420 Aide with a Little Black Dress & Another Little Black Dress

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/18/22 Tessa Taylor

GingerLynn

Here Kitty-Kitty

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Tessa Taylor Video]

4/17/22 Faith LeonCelebrating Easter has a controversial foundation in some areas of modern society. Staying resolutely away from any “rising from the dead” debate, around here we find all religious holidays a reason to honor Keeping the Faith, regardless of one’s afterlife position. With the possible exception of whatever-the-hell is going on with Russia these days, taking a moment to acknowledge the human condition and professing — however temporarily — an optimistic view of its trajectory seems both appropriate and necessary. Around here we accomplish hope today with Faith Leon, she of the uniquely applicable name. As we understand it, though, not all religious organizations recognize the value of our approach. Well, the trouble with organized religion has always been the organization. The poor, poor fools. [STAR TAGS: Faith Leon Video, Puma Swede Video]
4/16/22 Pamela Kane

Risqué “TOC”

Revere Emancipation Day with No Strings Attached

[STAR TAGS: Pamela Kayne Video, Angelina Video, Karma Video, Ameara LeVay Video, Alexandra Video]

4/14/22 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Bessame Cate

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/13/22 Jasmeen LaFleur

GingerLynn

Jasmeen LeFleur Preening & Pontificating

[STAR TAGS: Jasmeen LeFleur Exclusive Video]

4/12/22 Shayla LaVeaux and Anthony

Shayla

Nurse XY vs Nurse XX

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jill Kelly Video]

4/11/22 Justine JoliJust sit right back and you’ll read a tale, a tale of a fateful … decision. So now the rest of the song makes no sense. Never mind. … Seeing as how we did not make this decision, and thus only seek to assist those that did make it, though, we do not really feel all that concerned about any perceived change of direction. Basically, we find ourselves simply trying to help out some friends and using a bevy of beautiful maidens in the process. Think what you wish, but telling a story illustrated with naked women does seem to help keep people’s attention focused. It’s a living… [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Justine Joli, Sunny Lane]

4/10/22 Natasha Voya

GingerLynn

Natasha Voya – Jasmeen LeFleur – Missy Martinez – Jayden Lee – Amber Lynn Bach – Veronica Ricci

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/9/22 Kristal SummersThe talk about our various AEE/AVN adventures got us thinking about a lot of things we might be able to do in order to help people keep it in mind. First we had to explain to all the youngsters that Before There Was the Adult Entertainment Expo there was the simple “AVN Show” that happened in Las Vegas each January. The “AVN Awards Show” was its own — sold to cable tv, naturally — event, and basically people had a lot more money to blow on these conventions because the internet had not invented free porn yet. But you do not get to see in person those honest-to-goodness people not embarrassed by sex if you live your life on the internet. Maybe see how a Risqué Visitor found 2007, then think about packing up your onesies and coming out to say hello next January. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais Video, Michael Ninn]
4/8/22 buttWe have an interesting way to illustrate a bit of advice from aged professionals this time around. You see AVN has decided to run the 2023 convention during CES in Las Vegas. While this qualifies as great fun for those of us that can also get a CES Badge, it also vastly increases the number of people in town looking for hotel rooms. You do not need to have mastered much economics to understand what high demand and limited supply do to price, so if you want to be close, you might start seriously considering rooms at Las Vegas Resort World. … As motivation for us all, we have remastered the complete 247AdultStars coverage from the 2010 event because (A) AVN swears this year will be much more like “it used to be” in the room, and (B) we wanted to let people see what fun used to be like before the crushing ceilings and crunched aisles at the Hard Rock. We will miss not hanging with porn stars at the Virgin (now), but they might have thought of that too. Dang. [STAR TAGS: AEE 2010 Exclusive Video]

4/5/22 Ginger on Evan Stone

GingerLynn

Taken … and Stirred

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

4/4/22 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

One Bodacious Barmaid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

4/2/22 Chessie Kay

247AdultStars

Caine is Able | Chessie Plays Pinball | (and Plays Maverick)

[STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/1/22 Tory LaneWe do not know why fools rush in. We do not know why fools fall in love. We can be fairly certain that hero types apparently feel as though they must rush in, and whatever transpired on this day of Batfxxx in the Enchanted Forest, it almost certainly had very little to do with love. Honestly, we do know enough philosophy to agree with the Talmud when it advises never calling out a fool as being a fool, because you will only end up with an angry fool. Odd how the tentacles of life learning can come together (pun definitely not intended) in one little — albeit quite colorful — scene in an adult movie. Without giving too much away, though, we can tell you that a fool and his honey are swoon parted. (OK. So that one was intentional.) [STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video, Lolita Video, Scarlett Fay Video, Tory Lane Video]

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/11

We could call this something philosophical today – like “Net Benefit” – but that would imply way too much economic thought when considering Maverick’s forays into the summertime debauchery that many, many beers in London can bring if you hang out with porn stars. Come to think of it, we should have learned after all these years not to even try to qualify Maverick with mere words. Pictures are better, and some of the videos aren’t even hopelessly dark. Bonus! [FEATURED TAGS: Sophie O’Brien Exclusive Video, Kimmy Haze, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Valentina Cruz Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Video, 247AdultStars.com] 

Definitely NOT Maverick
7/27/11

So most adult web sites probably don’t mention either Eugene O’Neill or Michael Landon in their typical discourse, and they certainly don’t weave them into the same conversation we’re guessing. That said, we’ve never made any claims to be on even the same planet as typical in this world, and we do talk about Nikki Kane enough that you can just ignore the old dead guys. That would certainly be cheerier. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Kane, Michael Ninn]

A Kane That's Certainly Able ... (We have no shame.)
7/22/11

Many types of people end up in the “adult business” although many of them seem quite unwilling to accept it, or at least acknowledge it publicly. A quick trip through the latest “Novelty” convention has highlighted this little fact that we seem to forget, while Shayla choosing an outfit in which to attend a small-town produce “Festival” seems to demonstrate how seamlessly we adapt to the “regular” world. Overall, we seem to have an easier time with them than they do with us. You’d think they’d take lessons, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux] 

Prepare to be Dazzled
7/16/11

You just know you’ve made it as a major society in the History of the World when road construction in one of your major cities makes the international news. Either that, or you know it has been an amazingly slow news day. Well, you’ve got a much less painful option to consider over the weekend, and you won’t even have to think about “Carmageddon” in LA at all. The CyCAM makes its episodic debut today, and while potentially as noteworthy as shutting down the major North/South interstate in Los Angeles, it probably won’t make the television news anywhere. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] 

Cytherea's Favorite Appliance
7/14/11

Possibilities abound in this business in general, and unique potential multiplies geometrically around the risque communes. For example, sometimes the people that came up with the plan for a post don’t happen to be around when the time comes for other people to actually do the work. And sometimes that can be just a tad confusing. On the upside, this particular confusion involves Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux, Aurora Snow, and Jenna Haze all in various states of nakedness. Come to think of it, we could more accurately have described “all of the various states” as completely. That would have worked too. See how confused we get? [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles 2004, Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Nina Hartley, Brittney Skye, Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Aurora Snow Video, Michael Ninn]

Shayla LaVeaux and Julia Ann - Breasts of Friends, Obviously
7/10/11

As the temperatures rise across the country, getting wet seems like a wonderful idea a great deal of the time. Of course when you consider the juxtaposition of Cytherea and “wet” in a single sentence, the relevance of the outside temperature doesn’t really matter all that much. Now if with this introduction you might be forming an opinion as to Cytherea being a meteorologist of some sort, well, you clearly don’t know Cytherea all that well. Take heart (or whatever) in hand, though, for today you may learn much more about her. She loves D.Minion, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

The Writing's on the Wall
7/8/11

Some of us consider our civic duty as males to play the chivalrous role, offering strength, comfort, guidance, and support to any lass potentially in a less than favorable situation. The fact that Uncle Gibby just happened to find himself called into action at a strip club where Bree Olson was headlining, well, that’s just a coincidence. He’s a dedicated lad, that Gibby. Rumor has it he’s also thinking of changing his name to “Jimmy” but you’ll have to follow along inside to understand his rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson Video]

Polaroids?! Wow! ... How Retro.
7/4/11

We attended a workshop at a conference once where the speaker began his talk by saying, “We only walk by continually beginning to fall forward.” While we can’t really speak to the relevance for that specific workshop to what followed in our professional careers, since none of us can even remember which one it was – or even what city we were in when we heard it – we have employed the sentiment on occasion. For example, we can see how the theory applies to the freedoms celebrated in America on July 4th, even if many of us face $2,000 fines should we seek to create our own Rocket’s Red Glare instead of simply enjoying those of the government-sponsored variety. Perhaps most of all, however, Freedom (with a capital “F” don’t you know) allows us to voice introspection and illustrate our points with beautiful naked women. All in all that does seem safer than potentially blowing off your hand or burning the town down. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Shayla LaVeaux, Jassie, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Faith Leon, Kimberly Kane, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Michael Ninn]

Seeking Anais: An Excellent Use of Freedom
7/1/11

Everybody should pop on over to JuliaAnn.com and say hello. You should also probably join Julia’s site so you can see all the cool stuff. If you decide upon this course of action, however, you should probably be aware that there might be nudity there, and even possibly representations of sex out of wedlock. Then again if moral issues seem to be a stumbling block for you, what the heck are you doing here anyway? … So how’d we do Julia? Subtle enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

Reading Can Be Educational

January 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/30/11

If you do a little über-view of Shayla’s diversity, and then you get the chance to continue with the Dee on KSEX medley, well, it makes for a mighty fine tune, truth be told. And assuming that watching crazy people do gymnastics with snowmobiles, or all the “best” pro football players pretend to care about the Pro Bowl in Honolulu, we once again give you something to feel good about today. And adult sites really should concern themselves with making people feel good, right? It sure seems like that should be a minimum standard anyway. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

Clearly a Melodious Tune - Even Out of Focus
1/25/11

So you’re sitting in a bar, or on a beach, or in a lobby of a fancy hotel – that doesn’t matter in this part – and a beautiful porn star walks up to you and says, “Hey, do you want to have sex with me? You can bring your friend.” … Yeah, so that doesn’t really happen all that often, even for those of us that hang around them all the time. Still, when you’re talking about Shayla LaVeaux, just about anything can come up, as it were. Many things besides cups can begin to runneth over, if that’s clear enough for you. And if you’ve ever wondered why we love traveling with Shayla, well now you probably don’t anymore. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

Really Close Friends, Apparently
1/23/11

How long has it been since you read a story that begins, “Once upon a time?” Well, fortunately for you, D.Minion comes to your rescue today, as she relates a Lilliputian moment in the life of Cytherea. As with most tall tales, you might do well to ignore the scary parts. Too much imagination can be a dangerous thing, after all. Of course too much imagination also led to every great invention in history, so there’s that. … All in all, we should probably just enjoy Cytherea, as she enjoys her “Donny Lad” (with some enthusiasm as you might imagine). Then we can all be happy we get to watch those frigid championship games from the warmth and comfort of our living rooms. (Don’t think too much about “frigid” either. There’s that too much imagination thing again. … ) [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Video]

Relatively Impressive, Actually
1/20/11

As most of you undoubtedly know, Hu visited the President this week. Who? Yes. … That’s enough. You get it. … The point here being that one never tires of true excellence, and so far we’ve yet to see an expiration date on cleverness. Of course if you lived in Hu’s China you might heartily disagree with that last theory, assuming you were allowed, of course. Fortunately today we follow our tried and true tradition of ignoring world politics and concentrate instead on some enduring excellence in our own little (quite free, thank you very much) world. Before heading out to protest the mistreated across the globe, pause to reflect upon Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, and Kylie Ireland. Who DAT?! [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Kylie Ireland]

Plot Thickens. Plotters Remain Thin.
1/14/10

Some words really fit a situation, even if they don’t happen to be the fanciest sorts of words, thus providing the most erudite representations of keen and narrowly-focused commentary, despite their relatively simple derivation. In honor of such words, we’ve decide that WOWEE fits our return to the site after the most recent Adult Entertainment Expo. Having now at least somewhat recovered from the experience, we thankfully launch a rousing tribute to Maverick’s 247AdultStars.com Christmas as we begin wading through all the “Data” recently acquired, we do offer up a Mystery Guest today that served to make this particular trip ever-so-much more enjoyable. And in case you’re curious, not all “Data” is created equal. WOWEE. [FEATURED TAGS: Cheyenne Silver, Syren Sexton, Sophie O Brien, Rio Lee, Tracey Lain, Suzie Best, 247AdultStars.com]

Syren Says, Peace on Earth
1/4/11

Well, we’re not exactly off to see the Wizard, but we’re certainly off to see a whole bunch of people that the Wizard would undoubtedly prefer to munchkins. And since we’ll be gone for a week, we’ve left you with a whole bunch of things to keep you perky and pensive over the next week or so. As it turns out, having Cytherea and Shayla around makes perky rather easy around here. We will occasionally skip the pensive part with regard to these friends, however. It can make your head hurt. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Nici Sterling Video]

Now Here's a Thought-Provoking Pose
1/2/11

Can you resolve not to make anymore resolutions? Does that create some sort of theoretical conundrum? … Well, fortunately we don’t attempt to answer that question today, although this does seem to be the most popular approach for this new year around the office. We do have a collection of rather odd thinkers around here, and that issue we actually do address as we continue Dee at KSEX, with Kylie Ireland this time around. We have adopted what seems to be a useful philosophy for 2011, however, and you may feel free to adopt it should you so desire, even if you don’t happen to be a member and thus can’t see Dee and Kylie: You can run, but you’re only going to die tired. … You can learn a lot when you read. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kylie Ireland]

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