Filed Under: Kimmy Haze

August 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/24	The 247AdultStars team has been having way too many parties lately. Sure these days they tend to be off in those “networking” sorts of grown-up parties, but then lately they’ve also been recounting celebratory gatherings of their past in our own industry. Honestly, this seems a little bit like showing off, kindly intentions aside. So we dug back and found our own special party times, oddly prescient in retrospect. Naturally, it fits our mold as we label it Life in the “Wow That Looks Really Fast Over There” Lane. Also naturally, we blend that with modern reflections, sensibilities, and, well, nudity. Funny how in history we all look great naked. [STAR TAGS: XRCO Awards 2007, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, TJ Hart, Georgia Jones, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn]
8/28/24	247AdultStars Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party [STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party 2011, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Jo Juggs, Tracey Lain, Scarlet Grey, Tanya Cox, Sarah Jane Bruce, Valentina Cruz, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com ]
8/27/24	Shayla Friends in Faux Places [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Michael Ninn]
8/25/24	GingerLynn Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
8/24/24	Risque “TOC’ Not About Birds [STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Liza Rowe Video, Joseline Kelly Video, Willow Divine Video]
8/23/24	Many things happen in adult movies that can strain credulity when it comes to plot. … OK, so many things can strain credulity about a lot of things one sees on screen in adult movies, but you can believe us when we tell you that, yes, those boys really are that big, and those women really are that beautiful. (Also, the sex happens to be real, and not generated by AI like some airport rally — or so we hear.) Regardless of all that the “Elegance” in Jezebelle Bond exists in real life to the point that no one can seriously believe that some dude might run away from her naked. If you ever met Bond, Jezebelle Bond, you would leave her both shaken and stirred. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video]
8/22/24	RisqueNews Dating Hints [STAR TAGS: Lexi Bloom Video]
8/21/24	When you have a bunch of people in literally different countries helping out when they can, you sometimes end up with an unintended bottleneck — although that term connotes negatively, and that very rarely fits a situation with too many naked women at the same time. Somehow, you see, we ended up with a 247AdultStars Double Feature today, what with Tanya Teasing and finding things Hot & Sandie at the same time. … Naturally we did what any benevolent organization would do and came up with a solution born of decades of experience and an essential disposition toward goodwill. We said, “Yes, please.” [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
8/20/24	Shayla More Wild than Innocent [STAR TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Patricia Kennedy Video]
8/18/24	There exist many variants on the dinner party concept. Presumably, though, one would reasonably expect to find things to eat — from burgers and dogs, to steaks, or anything capable of being thrown on a grill. Or you might feast on lasagna, or tamales, or anything that takes hours to prepare. People of certain economic status may have fish eggs, or little birds with about three bites of meat on them, or even big birds under glass, for some odd reason. Bottom line, though, regardless of the cumulative disposable income represented by the guests, all parties benefit from the inclusion of Dee on the invite list for the shindig. (That’s Redneck for soiree, by the way.) [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella, Lonnie, Carmen Luvana Video, Terri Summers Video]
8/17/24	ReelRisque Roommate Benefits pics \| vid [STAR TAGS: Jenna Ivory Video]
8/15/24	ReelRisque If We Hurry \| pics [STAR TAGS: Willow Devine]
8/14/24	RisqueNews Representative of an Era [STAR TAGS : Paris Dahl Video]
8/12/24	Now job application standards vary a bit, but honestly there exists a level of skill in various presentation that cross pretty much all industries. Master enough of those, and you will always be as busy as you would like. For example, being “friendly” can almost always assist you. Even being a bit of an expert on “very friendly” can pretty much help you along no matter what your chosen vocation — but when looking for a Sugar Daddy, it takes on a special importance we learn today. Consequently, you should probably practice as much as you can. Feel free to share our stance with your favorite college professor. It’ll be fun. [STAR TAGS: Daphne Rosen Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video]
8/11/24	ReelRisque Sex on the Beach \| vid [STAR TAGS: Megan Video]
8/10/24	You know that funk that long-time couples can fall into where the wife gets bored to the point that she decides she might as well become a porn star and start working at a local live sex club? And her husband has no idea, but when he finds out what has been happening, he decides to just start making movies too? … You know that funk? … Yeah, well, most of us do not, honestly, but our world should hardly serve as the barometer of typical behavior. We have learned that over decades of careful scientific analysis you see? Or we learned it the first day on set and have then spent 20+ years reaffirming that initial theory. Never dismiss the strength in fantasy, although we would advise informing your partner before embarking upon a new sex worker vocation however. Seems at least polite. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Haven Video]
8/8/24	Going on vacation with Shayla might seem like a grand idea, even before you see what could happen in the recreational vehicle. Granted, most of us would probably be willing to accompany the comely lass (as it were) regardless of the mode of transportation required, but feeling the earth move at the same time you’re feeling Shayla move you definitely has a unique appeal. That said, almost everything having to do with Shayla would likely fall into that latter category, so maybe a trip in a moving bedroom with Shayla wouldn’t feel all that special necessarily. … Naw, it would. It definitely would. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]
8/7/24	RisqueNews DEEmystified … Naturally [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video]
8/6/24	RisqueNews Kristalized Comfort [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]
8/5/24	247AdultStars Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here) [STAR TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Justone Joli, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Bree Olsen, Selena Rose, Jynx Maze, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas Ana Lovato, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Kelly Divine, Gemma Massey, Natasha Marley, Bobbi Starr, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Belle, Brooke Hunter, Riley Steele, Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Yurizan Beltran, Dana DeArmond]
8/4/24	GingerLynn Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
8/3/24	Considering our industry — and the dirtiness of your mind, of course — hearing about a “box shoot” may not be what you might expect. We can explain. So back in the ancient days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, this being the form of adult movie company owners, by the way, people used to get movies in the wildly advanced format called VHS, which came to customers in a box. Now that box needed decoration which company owners felt — rightly so, indeed — should feature compelling photographs of the crème de la crème (as it were, in a way) of the movie’s female cast. Taking the photographs for this ultimate purpose used to be a big production of its own, and it was a role performers valued a great deal. We celebrate dinosaur times today, albeit fully ignoring them in favor of the eye candy. Hey, everybody (sane) still likes candy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Lana Moore Video, Lauren Phoenix, Carmen Luvana]
8/2/24	Come to find out, there are two distinct types of a “butler’s pantry” that one might find in a home. The kind most of us think about when we hear that term would be an entirely separate little room off to the side of the dining area where butlers (or presumably whomever) can prepare plates for formal presentation to the guests. The term also applies, though, to a long row of built-in cabinets along a wall with a sort of mini-counter on top, presumably for … well, we’re not sure … buffet setups, or maybe less fussy butlers? We DO know that if we ever end up in a house with one, we are definitely going to invite Vanessa Lane and her Elegance to drop by for a visit. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video]
8/1/24	Whether she’s half way around the world partying with porn stars, or just hanging out in a friend’s kitchen making ice cream, Shayla always seems to be bubbly, witty, and downright wonderful to be around, if you want to know the truth. Now she also has demonstrated a marked comfort being naked all the time — also an admirable trait in a friend (provided that friend happens to look like Shayla, naturally). Even porn stars don’t spend their entire lives having sex, however (Egads! Right?), and Shayla has asked us to try and demonstrate some of the balance in her life. So if you happen to be in the mood for one of those wild, sweaty, bounce off the walls, sexual escapades sorts of posts, you should probably just skip this one. If you think a woman might look darned sexy licking off an ice cream beater, though, we think we can prove the point today. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray]

Year:2024

Month:August

April 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/14	Having thus far fallen short of our collective goal of reaching a lifestyle of pure noblesse oblige, we nonetheless feel obliged to offer a noble effort toward understanding world culture. Of course we used on-set adult star interviews in both the U.S. and the U.K. to serve as our illustration, which we admit may fail some arbitrary “significance” standards when it comes to global importance. So while we may not be solving world economic issues with our looks at Georgia Adair and Cate Harrington, our test subjects have boobs. … We win. [STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]
4/27/14	Arising from peaceful slumber this morning, we had every intention of lounging in our respective peignoirs, fully dedicated to eating bon-bons and reading trashy novels. After using Google to discover the meaning of a couple of those terms, though, we figured out that our lives beat the heck out of any trashy novel plot, so we might as well learn a little something this weekend. While we’re on the topic, though, did you know they still make bon-bons? You can find anything on Amazon. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
4/22/14	Gift-Giving etiquette dictates that the Thought in the situation takes precedence over any actual eventuality. For our part on the celebratory occasion, we hold that truth to be self evident. … You see, despite what we must say in polite public, not all men were really created equal. Nor were the women. Have you ever seen Jana Jordan entertain a pretty woman? [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Brea Lynn Video]
4/20/14	Everyone should be a fan of festive occasions that involve the giving of candy. Some festive occasions, of course, have other “meanings” as we understand it, but honestly they pretty much have us with candy. Naturally we put a risqué twist on “Some Bunny to Love” as we celebrate, thinking most people won’t miss old hard-boiled eggs in the process. As an aside on that topic, we’ll offer up some advice on festive occasions in general: While green eggs and ham might looks basically scary when done, purple eggs and ham can add quite a celebratory flair. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Amore, Jenaveve Jolie]
4/18/14	Today would be a Fine Friday to talk about Intimate Exposures 4 we decided. It could not be a “Good Friday” to talk about it because one of our Fearful Leaders expressed fear of “being zotted” should we label it so. Most of us hold the opinion that actually shooting an adult movie on Good Friday has a much greater Zot-Potential than just talking about shooting a movie, but we could be wrong. Or it could just be that Episcopalians might be a strange bunch. [STAR TAGS: Niki Lee Young Exclusive Video, Sophia Jade Exclusive Video]
4/15/14	Traditionally we try to do something decidedly non-taxing on this day because … well, if you need the explanation, you really need to pay more attention in life. Fortunately the mind of Lorraine Sisco can provide an excellent diversion, and the support staff of Mika Tan, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, and Jean Valjean helps a lot too. It takes a village sometimes, you know. For the record, we have a darned good-looking village. [STAR TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love video, Lorraine Sisco]
4/11/14	Giving everyone the 4-1-1 today seemed entirely appropriate, and since we try to be appropriate at least annually, we decided to get it out of the way for this year. After careful — dare we say nearly painstaking — examination of Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, and Keeani Lei we have decided that the women in adult entertainment hold a much greater significance than the men. Now how many professions outside the WNBA can you say that about? [STAR TAGS: Monica Mayhem, Daisy Marie, Keeani Lei]
4/9/14	Fact vs. Fiction. Porn Men vs. Other Men. … What it looks like taking a shower with Shayla — well, maybe if you were drunk and resting on the floor at the time. Whatever the case, you may think about any of these things today, as you ponder the global craze that might have been the HoPro. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake]
4/6/14	Things can be confusing when you happen to be dealing with trying to combine sexual women on camera and concepts like “Best” in the same conversation. Fortunately for everyone, we alleviate all that befuddlement and just make it simple today. With Mia Malkova on tap (as it were) it all becomes perfectly clear. Or else you really won’t care and will be perfectly happy spending an hour or so in consideration of Mia on video and in stills. Either way, we’re cool. [STAR TAGS: Mia Malkova Video, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com]
4/1/14	Iconic fictional detective Philip Marlowe once remarked, “I like smooth shiny girls, hardboiled and loaded with sin.” Our own Uncle Gibby happens to like Raymond Chandler, and considering the date, A Particular Foolish Fetish seemed like a fine way to honor Gibby for all his hard work of late. A little Anais fit the Marlowe bill nicely, and we might learn a little in the process. Winners all around. No foolin’ … [STAR TAGS: Anais Video, Wanda Curtis, Michael Ninn]

Year:2014

Month:April

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/11	We could call this something philosophical today – like “Net Benefit” – but that would imply way too much economic thought when considering Maverick’s forays into the summertime debauchery that many, many beers in London can bring if you hang out with porn stars. Come to think of it, we should have learned after all these years not to even try to qualify Maverick with mere words. Pictures are better, and some of the videos aren’t even hopelessly dark. Bonus! [FEATURED TAGS: Sophie O’Brien Exclusive Video, Kimmy Haze, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Valentina Cruz Exclusive Video, Tracey Lain, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Syren Sexton Video, 247AdultStars.com]
7/27/11	So most adult web sites probably don’t mention either Eugene O’Neill or Michael Landon in their typical discourse, and they certainly don’t weave them into the same conversation we’re guessing. That said, we’ve never made any claims to be on even the same planet as typical in this world, and we do talk about Nikki Kane enough that you can just ignore the old dead guys. That would certainly be cheerier. [FEATURED TAGS: Nikki Kane, Michael Ninn]
7/22/11	Many types of people end up in the “adult business” although many of them seem quite unwilling to accept it, or at least acknowledge it publicly. A quick trip through the latest “Novelty” convention has highlighted this little fact that we seem to forget, while Shayla choosing an outfit in which to attend a small-town produce “Festival” seems to demonstrate how seamlessly we adapt to the “regular” world. Overall, we seem to have an easier time with them than they do with us. You’d think they’d take lessons, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/16/11	You just know you’ve made it as a major society in the History of the World when road construction in one of your major cities makes the international news. Either that, or you know it has been an amazingly slow news day. Well, you’ve got a much less painful option to consider over the weekend, and you won’t even have to think about “Carmageddon” in LA at all. The CyCAM makes its episodic debut today, and while potentially as noteworthy as shutting down the major North/South interstate in Los Angeles, it probably won’t make the television news anywhere. Pity, that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
7/14/11	Possibilities abound in this business in general, and unique potential multiplies geometrically around the risque communes. For example, sometimes the people that came up with the plan for a post don’t happen to be around when the time comes for other people to actually do the work. And sometimes that can be just a tad confusing. On the upside, this particular confusion involves Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux, Aurora Snow, and Jenna Haze all in various states of nakedness. Come to think of it, we could more accurately have described “all of the various states” as completely. That would have worked too. See how confused we get? [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica Los Angeles 2004, Julia Ann, Mika Tan, Nina Hartley, Brittney Skye, Wendy Divine, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jenna Haze Video, Aurora Snow Video, Michael Ninn]
7/10/11	As the temperatures rise across the country, getting wet seems like a wonderful idea a great deal of the time. Of course when you consider the juxtaposition of Cytherea and “wet” in a single sentence, the relevance of the outside temperature doesn’t really matter all that much. Now if with this introduction you might be forming an opinion as to Cytherea being a meteorologist of some sort, well, you clearly don’t know Cytherea all that well. Take heart (or whatever) in hand, though, for today you may learn much more about her. She loves D.Minion, you know. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/8/11	Some of us consider our civic duty as males to play the chivalrous role, offering strength, comfort, guidance, and support to any lass potentially in a less than favorable situation. The fact that Uncle Gibby just happened to find himself called into action at a strip club where Bree Olson was headlining, well, that’s just a coincidence. He’s a dedicated lad, that Gibby. Rumor has it he’s also thinking of changing his name to “Jimmy” but you’ll have to follow along inside to understand his rationale. [FEATURED TAGS: Bree Olson Video]
7/4/11	We attended a workshop at a conference once where the speaker began his talk by saying, “We only walk by continually beginning to fall forward.” While we can’t really speak to the relevance for that specific workshop to what followed in our professional careers, since none of us can even remember which one it was – or even what city we were in when we heard it – we have employed the sentiment on occasion. For example, we can see how the theory applies to the freedoms celebrated in America on July 4^th, even if many of us face $2,000 fines should we seek to create our own Rocket’s Red Glare instead of simply enjoying those of the government-sponsored variety. Perhaps most of all, however, Freedom (with a capital “F” don’t you know) allows us to voice introspection and illustrate our points with beautiful naked women. All in all that does seem safer than potentially blowing off your hand or burning the town down. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Shayla LaVeaux, Jassie, Marie Luv, Daisy Marie, Faith Leon, Kimberly Kane, Adriana Sage, Britney Manson, Emily Marilyn, Michael Ninn]
7/1/11	Everybody should pop on over to JuliaAnn.com and say hello. You should also probably join Julia’s site so you can see all the cool stuff. If you decide upon this course of action, however, you should probably be aware that there might be nudity there, and even possibly representations of sex out of wedlock. Then again if moral issues seem to be a stumbling block for you, what the heck are you doing here anyway? … So how’d we do Julia? Subtle enough? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

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Filed Under: Kimmy Haze

July 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

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Filed Under: Kimmy Haze

Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party

Friends in Faux Places

Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder

Not About Birds

Dating Hints

More Wild than Innocent

Roommate Benefits pics | vid

If We Hurry | pics

Representative of an Era

Sex on the Beach | vid

DEEmystified … Naturally

Kristalized Comfort

Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here)

Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely

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