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August 2020 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/28/20 Kaia KaneLay out the actual truth of modern society today. Outline in just the most general terms how our elected leaders are acting in their supposed roles of protectors of citizenry. Then hand the notes to any publisher, movie or television producer, or even the head content creator for a major podcast or YouTube presence. You will certainly hear some variation of the exact same theme: “Look, you have to give us something at least believable to work with, even in fiction. You cannot have every single character be completely without redeeming qualities, or no one will ever want to read — or watch — this show.’ So we decided to take some time off for a porn adaptation of Shakespeare. At least those were supposed to be tragedies. [STAR TAGS: Kaia Kane Video]
8/26/20 Mandy BrightEveryone wants to believe in a bright future — no matter what the current Presidential campaign may want you to believe. Yet imagine if you could envision a Mandy Bright Future with even a small amount of reality attached. Well, as it turns out, one of us here has a personal knowledge of that experience that the rest of us can only dream about. Oddly enough, we still talk to him too. He might want to wait a few weeks before asking any of us to deliver food to him or something, though. We do not begrudge people their memories. Constant recitation can be rather annoying, however. [STAR TAGS: Mandy Bright Video]
8/23/20 Aleksa Nicole

GingerLynn

Ashlyn Molloy – Samantha Ryan – Sasha Heart – Raylene – Aleksa Nicole – Misty Stone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/22/20 Jennifer White

Risqué “TOC”

Busty Secretaries | vids

[STAR TAGS: Jasmen Lopez Video, Jennifer White Video, Miley Ann Video, Vicoria White Video]

 

8/19/20 So if you die and go to Heaven these days, do you think you have to go through curbside pickup? … As our world continues to demonstrate its decidedly different societal evolution, we also discovered what perhaps represents a change in some conventional wisdom from the last century. It turns out that some men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses. While we do not traditionally introduce gallery updates around Risqué, those seemed important thoughts to share, and sharing still qualifies as good — as far as we know. Who can tell how to define that these days, though? [STAR TAGS: Victoria White]
8/17/20 Mia GoldIf you want something done right … keep bitching and bitching until whomever bears responsibility for that task finally figures it out. Otherwise it will magically become your job without any actions or outside influence at all. You will awaken one fine Monday morning to a really fun voice mail from the boss saying, “Hey! You forgot to do such-and-such.” When you reply calmly and with admirable decorum that such-and-such does not happen to be in your job description, you might just hear, “Well, you fixed it last time. Fix it again.” At this point we advise switching immediately to a quadruple shot Caramel Macchiato, which may enable you to finish the day — you know, while you fix such-and-such. [STAR TAGS: Mia Gold] 
8/15/20 Mia Gold

ReelRisque

Spring “Brake” | vid

[STAR TAGS: Mia Gold Video]

8/12/20 Brittany NoelHave you ever known anyone that had actual names for different “personal” body parts? Now probably some deep psychological reason exists for that, some subconscious desire to distance themselves from those pleasure sensations that might mean they actually enjoy sex instead of feeling guilty about it — y’know, like good people are supposed to do. Probably hundreds of happy little psychologists have written dissertations on the topic. Of course probably that would be insanely boring to research too. On a much more simplistic plain today, we merely theorize that changing your name for a second to Brittany Noel won’t fool anyone if you don’t camouflage your boobs somehow. Different names will not help there, by the way. [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video]
8/11/20 Miley Ann

ReelRisque

Tight Negotiation | pics

[STAR TAGS: Miley Ann]

8/8/20 Kristina Rose

Risqué “TOC”

Azzfest 6 | pics & vids

[STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Video, Brianna Love Video, Dana DeArmond Video, Jenny Hendrix Video, Kristina Rose Video]

8/6/20 Paige AshleyPeople more reverent, respectful, and benevolent might have spent today in a much different fashion. They probably volunteered for the less fortunate, fed the poor, saved some dogs and cats, maybe even helped a little old lady across the street. As they return home this evening to finally enjoy the finale of a Paige Ashley-led version of Play Misty for Me, they will sit down with a sense of accomplishment and peace, perhaps even a nice civilized beer. While the rest of us might indeed go the beer route, we spend the bulk of the responding to every situation of any level of severity with the simple, empathetic, and poignant, “It is what it is.” [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video]
8/2/20 Amber Lynn

GingerLynn

Aubrey Addams – Nina Hartley – Amber Lynn – Dillion Harper – Erica Lauren – Alana Evans

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/1/20 Stracy

ReelRisque

Frozen & Unfrozen | vid

[STAR TAGS: Stracy Video]

April 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/11

So apparently they had this big wedding yesterday, and insane people over here stayed up until all hours of the morning just to watch it on TV? Well, we can’t say that this makes any sense to us California folks, but then we’ve heard the same thing said about us from other parts of the country. Did you ever embrace a reflective moment and think about just how you ended up where you did in your life? Presumably people in prison do this with some regularity, but fortunately today we’re not talking about weddings or incarceration – either of these sad situations. Today we sit down with Shayla and consider the “Origins of Porn Woman” and be honestly thrilled that the entire world doesn’t watch everything we do. Seriously. That sounds icky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Inari Vachs, Tori Black, Tanya Tate, Phoenix Marie, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Jesse Jane, Shy Love, Selena Rose, Natasha Nice, Kayden Kross, Jessica Drake, Riley Steele, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olsen, Prinzzess, Lupe Fuentes, Joanna Angel, Anna Lovato, Jynx Maze, Kristen Rose, Lexi Belle, Breanne Benson, Nina Hartley, Monique Alexander, Stoya, Andy San Dimas, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com

The DeVell Made Us Do It
4/28/11

You know what colloquialisms are we assume? OK. So most of us have at least heard the word, and we probably have some vague idea of the meaning, although that may or may not be true. After all, it’s not like you have occasion to throw that particular English language tidbit into a conversation every day. And if you have one thing, like a colloquialism, for example, don’t sound principles of physics dictate that its direct opposite be possible too? So what’s the opposite of a colloquialism? … If you’re confused, you’ve now perfectly prepared yourself to match our condition today, so all you Members can now feel free to enter. On the upside, we do have Renee Perez playing in the shower this time around, and basically that’s not very confusing at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn]

Renee Perez, Disconcerting, but not Confusing
4/22/11

There are many, many ways to say Happy Birthday across the globe, yet all of them mean, “Gosh, you’re even older than you were yesterday.” As our friends get older, we have noticed a tendency to buy them gifts that we hope to get back in inheritance, though, but that’s OK, right? We should be practical after all. Also, we’re going to stop writing now so that El Jefe doesn’t have enough clues to figure out which of us wrote this introduction. Practical … [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox, “The Snatch Game” ]

Tanya a la Mav - Good Dessert When You Can Get It
4/21/11

Just in case you’re ever curious, you should know that the only people that ever win in a lawsuit are the lawyers. Legal fights beat you up financially, emotionally, and depending upon how long they drag on, even spiritually. They’re not fun. Sadly, however, they are sometimes necessary. As we understand it, you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything. All in all, the only thing you really learn from lawsuits boils down to an addition to your list of people with whom you never want to have to see ever again in your life. Sometimes the lawyers don’t end up being first on that list, but they always make the list for sure. Even for attorneys, though, all good things must come to an end, and eventually even the most acrimonious of disputes reaches some form of resolution. Today would be such a day. … Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Juli Ashton, Felecia, Anna Malle, Asia Carrera, Ron Jeremy, Ninn Video, Michael Ninn]

Nikita in an Act of Little Dispute
4/18/19

Most of us would agree that only a few things in life can annoy us as much as paying taxes. We all see the need for them in the abstract, and quite honestly see the value in government services and the philanthropic concepts of helping those less fortunate than ourselves. When theory crashes into personal reality, however, you can almost hear a universal whining. If you don’t believe that just listen to the richest 10% of the people in the country bellow and start talking about the President’s citizenship every time he dares suggest they should probably try to contribute a little more to help the country get out of its economic mess – that he didn’t create, by the way, but let’s not get too bogged down in politics. … In that non-political spirit we’re dishing up our own risque brand of tax relief today. We’d be willing to bet that if you love it or hate it, you’re decision will have nothing whatsoever to with your party affiliation. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey]

Cytherea Demonstrating that Some Jobs are Better Than Others
4/15/11

Does anyone else wonder why today doesn’t qualify as Tax Day, even though it’s a Friday and not a weekend? Nope. We didn’t either. We just said, “Whoopie! We get extra time this year!” … Of course none of us really need the extra time because we always do our taxes in January so we don’t even have to worry about it anymore. Yep. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. … You’ll find other words (and pictures) of wisdom in A Dawning today as well. What an excellent Friday. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

Jassie - Containing her Glee
4/12/11

We would love to say that we spend hours and hours thinking up clever titles for our ever-so-insightful commentary on the risque commune sites, but that wouldn’t technically be true. Generally someone just pops off with something, the others laugh, and that’s what we go with. Sometimes, though, a couple of very good ideas get thrown into the mix, and then we have a debate, granted about the silliest of things. (That’s what Americans do, as any analysis of professional sports or politics will clearly illustrate.) Today we had “Sheen without Luster” as well as “Sheen and Lust Her” as options that we just couldn’t reach consensus on. D.Minion said she’d decide, since it was her story, after all. … Naturally D.Minion picked a third title. … It’s good to be Queen. We’re not so sure about being a Goddess, however.  [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Bree Olsen Video]

Capri Anderson: A Goddess Spurned
4/6/11

Back before he started making sausage, Jimmy Dean recorded a song with a chorus that began, “I won’t go huntin’ with you, Jake, but I’ll go chasin’ women.” Most of you will probably be glad to hear that this does not happen to be the song in which you can find Shayla naked in the music video. That said, as between early 1950’s country music – Ice T’s “Body Count” – and sausage, we can’t honestly say which we’d like to see made less. Shayla dancing naked is always good, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli]

It's Art. Honest.
4/3/11

Last night we learned the Butler did it, if UConn believe that. … And if you don’t follow college basketball, or if you happen to be reading this years from now, that will make no sense at all. Fortunately, sexy women do tend toward the timeless and universally understood, so don’t worry yourself too much about the “strangest of the strange” around here. Both Shayla LaVeaux and Cheyenne Silver give reports today on the most recent AEE, and 247AdultStars chimes in with “visitors” Lon and D.Minion as well. All it all it’s very confusing. So go slowly and remember to breathe. Ice cream might help too. … And for all you authors that hurried your reports in because we were going to publish this a couple of days ago … um … April Fool’s. (Hey we couldn’t have used the amazingly clever and hysterical Butler/UConn comment on April 1st. See? Things tend to work out.) [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Cytherea, Katsuni, Prinzzess, Alektra Blue, Syren, Exclusive Video]

Cheyenne Silver & Prinzzess - Fools be They NOT