8/31/24 | The 247AdultStars team has been having way too many parties lately. Sure these days they tend to be off in those “networking” sorts of grown-up parties, but then lately they’ve also been recounting celebratory gatherings of their past in our own industry. Honestly, this seems a little bit like showing off, kindly intentions aside. So we dug back and found our own special party times, oddly prescient in retrospect. Naturally, it fits our mold as we label it Life in the “Wow That Looks Really Fast Over There” Lane. Also naturally, we blend that with modern reflections, sensibilities, and, well, nudity. Funny how in history we all look great naked. [STAR TAGS: XRCO Awards 2007, Kristal Summers, Jana Jordan Video, TJ Hart, Georgia Jones, Sasha Grey, Nina Hartley, Nikita Denise, Michael Ninn] |
8/28/24 |
247AdultStars Close Out the Remaster Year with a Party[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party 2011, Faye Rampton Exclusive Video, Jo Juggs, Tracey Lain, Scarlet Grey, Tanya Cox, Sarah Jane Bruce, Valentina Cruz, Kimmy Haze, 247AdultStars.com ] |
8/27/24 |
Shayla Friends in Faux Places[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton, Keri Windsor, Michael Ninn] |
8/25/24 |
GingerLynn Kelly Shibari – Francesca Le – Devyn Heart – Sadie Kennedy – Amber Lynn Bach – Olivia Wilder… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/24/24 |
Risque “TOC’ Not About Birds[STAR TAGS: Gina Valentina Video, Liza Rowe Video, Joseline Kelly Video, Willow Divine Video] |
8/23/24 | Many things happen in adult movies that can strain credulity when it comes to plot. … OK, so many things can strain credulity about a lot of things one sees on screen in adult movies, but you can believe us when we tell you that, yes, those boys really are that big, and those women really are that beautiful. (Also, the sex happens to be real, and not generated by AI like some airport rally — or so we hear.) Regardless of all that the “Elegance” in Jezebelle Bond exists in real life to the point that no one can seriously believe that some dude might run away from her naked. If you ever met Bond, Jezebelle Bond, you would leave her both shaken and stirred. [STAR TAGS: Jezebelle Bond Video] |
8/22/24 |
RisqueNews Dating Hints[STAR TAGS: Lexi Bloom Video] |
8/21/24 | When you have a bunch of people in literally different countries helping out when they can, you sometimes end up with an unintended bottleneck — although that term connotes negatively, and that very rarely fits a situation with too many naked women at the same time. Somehow, you see, we ended up with a 247AdultStars Double Feature today, what with Tanya Teasing and finding things Hot & Sandie at the same time. … Naturally we did what any benevolent organization would do and came up with a solution born of decades of experience and an essential disposition toward goodwill. We said, “Yes, please.” [STAR TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/20/24 |
Shayla More Wild than Innocent[STAR TAGS:Shayla LaVeaux Video, Alexis DeVell Video, Patricia Kennedy Video] |
8/18/24 | There exist many variants on the dinner party concept. Presumably, though, one would reasonably expect to find things to eat — from burgers and dogs, to steaks, or anything capable of being thrown on a grill. Or you might feast on lasagna, or tamales, or anything that takes hours to prepare. People of certain economic status may have fish eggs, or little birds with about three bites of meat on them, or even big birds under glass, for some odd reason. Bottom line, though, regardless of the cumulative disposable income represented by the guests, all parties benefit from the inclusion of Dee on the invite list for the shindig. (That’s Redneck for soiree, by the way.) [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella, Lonnie, Carmen Luvana Video, Terri Summers Video] |
8/17/24 |
ReelRisque Roommate Benefits pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Jenna Ivory Video] |
8/15/24 |
ReelRisque If We Hurry | pics[STAR TAGS: Willow Devine] |
8/14/24 |
RisqueNews Representative of an Era[STAR TAGS : Paris Dahl Video] |
8/12/24 | Now job application standards vary a bit, but honestly there exists a level of skill in various presentation that cross pretty much all industries. Master enough of those, and you will always be as busy as you would like. For example, being “friendly” can almost always assist you. Even being a bit of an expert on “very friendly” can pretty much help you along no matter what your chosen vocation — but when looking for a Sugar Daddy, it takes on a special importance we learn today. Consequently, you should probably practice as much as you can. Feel free to share our stance with your favorite college professor. It’ll be fun. [STAR TAGS: Daphne Rosen Video, Gem Sparkle Video, Pippa Dee Video] |
8/11/24 |
ReelRisque Sex on the Beach | vid[STAR TAGS: Megan Video] |
8/10/24 | You know that funk that long-time couples can fall into where the wife gets bored to the point that she decides she might as well become a porn star and start working at a local live sex club? And her husband has no idea, but when he finds out what has been happening, he decides to just start making movies too? … You know that funk? … Yeah, well, most of us do not, honestly, but our world should hardly serve as the barometer of typical behavior. We have learned that over decades of careful scientific analysis you see? Or we learned it the first day on set and have then spent 20+ years reaffirming that initial theory. Never dismiss the strength in fantasy, although we would advise informing your partner before embarking upon a new sex worker vocation however. Seems at least polite. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Haven Video] |
8/8/24 | Going on vacation with Shayla might seem like a grand idea, even before you see what could happen in the recreational vehicle. Granted, most of us would probably be willing to accompany the comely lass (as it were) regardless of the mode of transportation required, but feeling the earth move at the same time you’re feeling Shayla move you definitely has a unique appeal. That said, almost everything having to do with Shayla would likely fall into that latter category, so maybe a trip in a moving bedroom with Shayla wouldn’t feel all that special necessarily. … Naw, it would. It definitely would. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
8/7/24 |
RisqueNews DEEmystified … Naturally[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Michelle Lay Video] |
8/6/24 |
RisqueNews Kristalized Comfort[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video] |
8/5/24 |
247AdultStars Covering Four Days Across Three Months (because it gets really busy here)[STAR TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, Cytherea, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Nina Hartley, Justone Joli, Stormy Daniels, Christy Canyon, Monique Alexander, Tori Black, Linsey Dawn McKenzie, Bree Olsen, Selena Rose, Jynx Maze, Jesse Jane, Alexis Texas Ana Lovato, Jenna Haze, Stoya, Kelly Divine, Gemma Massey, Natasha Marley, Bobbi Starr, Faye Reagan, Gianna Michaels, Gina Lynn, Kayden Kross, Kaylani Lei, Lexi Belle, Brooke Hunter, Riley Steele, Andy San Dimas, Breanna Benson, Yurizan Beltran, Dana DeArmond] |
8/4/24 |
GingerLynn Melody Jordan – Diana Prince – Joclyn Stone – Sabrina Deep – Brooke Lynn Santos – Ryan Keely… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/3/24 | Considering our industry — and the dirtiness of your mind, of course — hearing about a “box shoot” may not be what you might expect. We can explain. So back in the ancient days when dinosaurs roamed the earth, this being the form of adult movie company owners, by the way, people used to get movies in the wildly advanced format called VHS, which came to customers in a box. Now that box needed decoration which company owners felt — rightly so, indeed — should feature compelling photographs of the crème de la crème (as it were, in a way) of the movie’s female cast. Taking the photographs for this ultimate purpose used to be a big production of its own, and it was a role performers valued a great deal. We celebrate dinosaur times today, albeit fully ignoring them in favor of the eye candy. Hey, everybody (sane) still likes candy. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Lana Moore Video, Lauren Phoenix, Carmen Luvana] |
8/2/24 | Come to find out, there are two distinct types of a “butler’s pantry” that one might find in a home. The kind most of us think about when we hear that term would be an entirely separate little room off to the side of the dining area where butlers (or presumably whomever) can prepare plates for formal presentation to the guests. The term also applies, though, to a long row of built-in cabinets along a wall with a sort of mini-counter on top, presumably for … well, we’re not sure … buffet setups, or maybe less fussy butlers? We DO know that if we ever end up in a house with one, we are definitely going to invite Vanessa Lane and her Elegance to drop by for a visit. [STAR TAGS: Vanessa Lane Video] |
8/1/24 | Whether she’s half way around the world partying with porn stars, or just hanging out in a friend’s kitchen making ice cream, Shayla always seems to be bubbly, witty, and downright wonderful to be around, if you want to know the truth. Now she also has demonstrated a marked comfort being naked all the time — also an admirable trait in a friend (provided that friend happens to look like Shayla, naturally). Even porn stars don’t spend their entire lives having sex, however (Egads! Right?), and Shayla has asked us to try and demonstrate some of the balance in her life. So if you happen to be in the mood for one of those wild, sweaty, bounce off the walls, sexual escapades sorts of posts, you should probably just skip this one. If you think a woman might look darned sexy licking off an ice cream beater, though, we think we can prove the point today. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
Filed Under: Dana DeArmond
August 2020 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
8/28/20 | Lay out the actual truth of modern society today. Outline in just the most general terms how our elected leaders are acting in their supposed roles of protectors of citizenry. Then hand the notes to any publisher, movie or television producer, or even the head content creator for a major podcast or YouTube presence. You will certainly hear some variation of the exact same theme: “Look, you have to give us something at least believable to work with, even in fiction. You cannot have every single character be completely without redeeming qualities, or no one will ever want to read — or watch — this show.’ So we decided to take some time off for a porn adaptation of Shakespeare. At least those were supposed to be tragedies. [STAR TAGS: Kaia Kane Video] |
8/26/20 | Everyone wants to believe in a bright future — no matter what the current Presidential campaign may want you to believe. Yet imagine if you could envision a Mandy Bright Future with even a small amount of reality attached. Well, as it turns out, one of us here has a personal knowledge of that experience that the rest of us can only dream about. Oddly enough, we still talk to him too. He might want to wait a few weeks before asking any of us to deliver food to him or something, though. We do not begrudge people their memories. Constant recitation can be rather annoying, however. [STAR TAGS: Mandy Bright Video] |
8/23/20 |
GingerLynn Ashlyn Molloy – Samantha Ryan – Sasha Heart – Raylene – Aleksa Nicole – Misty Stone… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/22/20 |
Risqué “TOC” Busty Secretaries | vids[STAR TAGS: Jasmen Lopez Video, Jennifer White Video, Miley Ann Video, Vicoria White Video]
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8/19/20 | So if you die and go to Heaven these days, do you think you have to go through curbside pickup? … As our world continues to demonstrate its decidedly different societal evolution, we also discovered what perhaps represents a change in some conventional wisdom from the last century. It turns out that some men DO make passes at girls who wear glasses. While we do not traditionally introduce gallery updates around Risqué, those seemed important thoughts to share, and sharing still qualifies as good — as far as we know. Who can tell how to define that these days, though? [STAR TAGS: Victoria White] |
8/17/20 | If you want something done right … keep bitching and bitching until whomever bears responsibility for that task finally figures it out. Otherwise it will magically become your job without any actions or outside influence at all. You will awaken one fine Monday morning to a really fun voice mail from the boss saying, “Hey! You forgot to do such-and-such.” When you reply calmly and with admirable decorum that such-and-such does not happen to be in your job description, you might just hear, “Well, you fixed it last time. Fix it again.” At this point we advise switching immediately to a quadruple shot Caramel Macchiato, which may enable you to finish the day — you know, while you fix such-and-such. [STAR TAGS: Mia Gold] |
8/15/20 |
ReelRisque Spring “Brake” | vid[STAR TAGS: Mia Gold Video] |
8/12/20 | Have you ever known anyone that had actual names for different “personal” body parts? Now probably some deep psychological reason exists for that, some subconscious desire to distance themselves from those pleasure sensations that might mean they actually enjoy sex instead of feeling guilty about it — y’know, like good people are supposed to do. Probably hundreds of happy little psychologists have written dissertations on the topic. Of course probably that would be insanely boring to research too. On a much more simplistic plain today, we merely theorize that changing your name for a second to Brittany Noel won’t fool anyone if you don’t camouflage your boobs somehow. Different names will not help there, by the way. [STAR TAGS: Rayveness Video] |
8/11/20 |
ReelRisque Tight Negotiation | pics[STAR TAGS: Miley Ann] |
8/8/20 |
Risqué “TOC” Azzfest 6 | pics & vids[STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas Video, Brianna Love Video, Dana DeArmond Video, Jenny Hendrix Video, Kristina Rose Video] |
8/6/20 | People more reverent, respectful, and benevolent might have spent today in a much different fashion. They probably volunteered for the less fortunate, fed the poor, saved some dogs and cats, maybe even helped a little old lady across the street. As they return home this evening to finally enjoy the finale of a Paige Ashley-led version of Play Misty for Me, they will sit down with a sense of accomplishment and peace, perhaps even a nice civilized beer. While the rest of us might indeed go the beer route, we spend the bulk of the responding to every situation of any level of severity with the simple, empathetic, and poignant, “It is what it is.” [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video] |
8/2/20 |
GingerLynn Aubrey Addams – Nina Hartley – Amber Lynn – Dillion Harper – Erica Lauren – Alana Evans… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/1/20 |
ReelRisque Frozen & Unfrozen | vid[STAR TAGS: Stracy Video] |
April 2011 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
4/30/11 | So apparently they had this big wedding yesterday, and insane people over here stayed up until all hours of the morning just to watch it on TV? Well, we can’t say that this makes any sense to us California folks, but then we’ve heard the same thing said about us from other parts of the country. Did you ever embrace a reflective moment and think about just how you ended up where you did in your life? Presumably people in prison do this with some regularity, but fortunately today we’re not talking about weddings or incarceration – either of these sad situations. Today we sit down with Shayla and consider the “Origins of Porn Woman” and be honestly thrilled that the entire world doesn’t watch everything we do. Seriously. That sounds icky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis DeVell, AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Julia Ann, Cheyenne Silver, Inari Vachs, Tori Black, Tanya Tate, Phoenix Marie, Bobbi Starr, Andy San Dimas, Jesse Jane, Shy Love, Selena Rose, Natasha Nice, Kayden Kross, Jessica Drake, Riley Steele, Dana DeArmond, Bree Olsen, Prinzzess, Lupe Fuentes, Joanna Angel, Anna Lovato, Jynx Maze, Kristen Rose, Lexi Belle, Breanne Benson, Nina Hartley, Monique Alexander, Stoya, Andy San Dimas, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
4/28/11 | You know what colloquialisms are we assume? OK. So most of us have at least heard the word, and we probably have some vague idea of the meaning, although that may or may not be true. After all, it’s not like you have occasion to throw that particular English language tidbit into a conversation every day. And if you have one thing, like a colloquialism, for example, don’t sound principles of physics dictate that its direct opposite be possible too? So what’s the opposite of a colloquialism? … If you’re confused, you’ve now perfectly prepared yourself to match our condition today, so all you Members can now feel free to enter. On the upside, we do have Renee Perez playing in the shower this time around, and basically that’s not very confusing at all. [FEATURED TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Michael Ninn] |
4/22/11 | There are many, many ways to say Happy Birthday across the globe, yet all of them mean, “Gosh, you’re even older than you were yesterday.” As our friends get older, we have noticed a tendency to buy them gifts that we hope to get back in inheritance, though, but that’s OK, right? We should be practical after all. Also, we’re going to stop writing now so that El Jefe doesn’t have enough clues to figure out which of us wrote this introduction. Practical … [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox, “The Snatch Game” ] |
4/21/11 | Just in case you’re ever curious, you should know that the only people that ever win in a lawsuit are the lawyers. Legal fights beat you up financially, emotionally, and depending upon how long they drag on, even spiritually. They’re not fun. Sadly, however, they are sometimes necessary. As we understand it, you’ve got to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything. All in all, the only thing you really learn from lawsuits boils down to an addition to your list of people with whom you never want to have to see ever again in your life. Sometimes the lawyers don’t end up being first on that list, but they always make the list for sure. Even for attorneys, though, all good things must come to an end, and eventually even the most acrimonious of disputes reaches some form of resolution. Today would be such a day. … Whew. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Juli Ashton, Felecia, Anna Malle, Asia Carrera, Ron Jeremy, Ninn Video, Michael Ninn] |
4/18/19 | Most of us would agree that only a few things in life can annoy us as much as paying taxes. We all see the need for them in the abstract, and quite honestly see the value in government services and the philanthropic concepts of helping those less fortunate than ourselves. When theory crashes into personal reality, however, you can almost hear a universal whining. If you don’t believe that just listen to the richest 10% of the people in the country bellow and start talking about the President’s citizenship every time he dares suggest they should probably try to contribute a little more to help the country get out of its economic mess – that he didn’t create, by the way, but let’s not get too bogged down in politics. … In that non-political spirit we’re dishing up our own risque brand of tax relief today. We’d be willing to bet that if you love it or hate it, you’re decision will have nothing whatsoever to with your party affiliation. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Lylith LaVey] |
4/15/11 | Does anyone else wonder why today doesn’t qualify as Tax Day, even though it’s a Friday and not a weekend? Nope. We didn’t either. We just said, “Whoopie! We get extra time this year!” … Of course none of us really need the extra time because we always do our taxes in January so we don’t even have to worry about it anymore. Yep. That’s our story, and we’re stickin’ to it. … You’ll find other words (and pictures) of wisdom in A Dawning today as well. What an excellent Friday. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Jassie, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
4/12/11 | We would love to say that we spend hours and hours thinking up clever titles for our ever-so-insightful commentary on the risque commune sites, but that wouldn’t technically be true. Generally someone just pops off with something, the others laugh, and that’s what we go with. Sometimes, though, a couple of very good ideas get thrown into the mix, and then we have a debate, granted about the silliest of things. (That’s what Americans do, as any analysis of professional sports or politics will clearly illustrate.) Today we had “Sheen without Luster” as well as “Sheen and Lust Her” as options that we just couldn’t reach consensus on. D.Minion said she’d decide, since it was her story, after all. … Naturally D.Minion picked a third title. … It’s good to be Queen. We’re not so sure about being a Goddess, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Capri Anderson, Bree Olsen Video] |
4/6/11 | Back before he started making sausage, Jimmy Dean recorded a song with a chorus that began, “I won’t go huntin’ with you, Jake, but I’ll go chasin’ women.” Most of you will probably be glad to hear that this does not happen to be the song in which you can find Shayla naked in the music video. That said, as between early 1950’s country music – Ice T’s “Body Count” – and sausage, we can’t honestly say which we’d like to see made less. Shayla dancing naked is always good, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Justine Joli] |
4/3/11 | Last night we learned the Butler did it, if UConn believe that. … And if you don’t follow college basketball, or if you happen to be reading this years from now, that will make no sense at all. Fortunately, sexy women do tend toward the timeless and universally understood, so don’t worry yourself too much about the “strangest of the strange” around here. Both Shayla LaVeaux and Cheyenne Silver give reports today on the most recent AEE, and 247AdultStars chimes in with “visitors” Lon and D.Minion as well. All it all it’s very confusing. So go slowly and remember to breathe. Ice cream might help too. … And for all you authors that hurried your reports in because we were going to publish this a couple of days ago … um … April Fool’s. (Hey we couldn’t have used the amazingly clever and hysterical Butler/UConn comment on April 1st. See? Things tend to work out.) [FEATURED TAGS: AEE 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Cytherea, Katsuni, Prinzzess, Alektra Blue, Syren, Exclusive Video] |