Puma Swede Archives

10/31/15	KristalSummers Happy (Adult) Halloween! [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video, Misty Rain Video, Monique DeMoan Video, Michael Ninn]
10/30/15	ReelRisqué Code Latex \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Puma Swede Video]
10/29/15	247AdultStars The A-OK in Chessie Kay [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
10/28/15	Fans of writing — of which one would likely find more than a few among the list of those belonging to the membership side of risque.com — will occasionally also be fans of well written movie scripts. If you count yourself in that crossover list, you may well remember that Wag the Dog happened to be an excellent script, brought to life by a few extremely talented movie folks. We find ourselves in a similar distracted focus situation these days, admittedly with much less of a “global significance” overall, however. On the upside, even with significantly less writing acumen applied to the issue, Nadia Styles, Dragon Lily, and Mia Austin provide a much more decorative inspiration than do Misters De Niro and Hoffman. So there’s that. [STAR TAGS: Nadia Styles Video, Mia Austin Video, Dragon Lily Video]
10/27/15	KylieIreland Affairs of the Credenza [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
10/25/15	GingerLynn Devyn Heart – Beverly Lynne – Allysin Wonderland – Brandy Aniston – Jada Fire – Francesca Le … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/23/15	ReelRisqué When “Thing” Sex Dreams \| pics & vid [STAR TAGS: Veronica Avluv Video]
10/21/15	Not wanting to duplicate the voluminous efforts across the web that “Back to the Future Day” will bring, we have had a much better idea. Consequently, we will leave discussions of what alleged prognostications in the 1989 film accurately depicted, because, y’know, that’s pretty boring. Instead we have enlisted the assistance of Kristal Summers (and a few close friends) to provide RACK to the Future, an altogether more fascinating photographic inquiry. Oddly enough boobs have pretty much always been interesting. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]
10/21/15	Shayla The Joker’s on Shayla [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Francesca Le’ Video]
10/19/15	KylieIreland Bondage-Lite Fantasy [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
10/18/15	When we were shooting Night Calls: The Movie 2 for Playboy TV, Juli Ashton’s co-star Doria — the Night Calls co-host before Tiffany Granath — was having a devil of a time remembering one of her lines. Somewhat sadly, the line was, “I get by with a little help from my friends,” which probably says more about Doria’s state of mind at the time than it does her musical taste. Here many, many years later we still remember that story and that song. More importantly, we still remember the concept, because each of us probably lives that way more often than we’d like to admit. Still, helping Shayla never seems like a chore, and if you do a really good job, she’ll bring you chocolate chip cookies. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
10/18/15	GingerLynn Alyssa Lynn – Roxy Jezel – Emma Snow – Veronica Ricci – Chasey Lain – Jayden Cole … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/16/15	Shayla Ever-Ever Land [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ginger Lynn Video, Bionca Video]
10/16/15	ReelRisqué Fire on the Whole [STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video, Jada Fire Video]
10/12/15	CythereasWetWorld Rad to Dabone [STAR TAGS: Tessa Taylor Video]
10/11/15	GingerLynn Jenna Jay – Erica Lauren – Tera Patrick – Ally Kay – Joclyn Stone – Diana Prince … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/7/15	Shayla Starving for Attention [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Samantha Strong Video]
10/5/15	We do not tend to give the bittersweet moments in life enough credit. We all learn how to handle disappointment, and anyone reading this page has probably lived long enough to learn how to survive actual grief. We pretty much come out of the womb knowing full well how to appreciate pure joy, so we never really need much assistance in that area. … But how we approach those moments that contain both Yin and Yang, those times can really define a life. Of course a hot fudge sundae can do that too, so maybe we shouldn’t read that much into it. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kim Kitaine Video, Michael Ninn]
10/4/15	GingerLynn Tara Lynn Foxx – Gia Dimarco – Briella Bounce – Nina Elle – Mia Austin – Kirsten Price … And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career
10/3/15	We all like to be in a position to do favors for friends, and when those favors have to do with nudity and sexual activity, well, we have just the place to help them out. Granted, some folks might not put helping out Shayla or Ginger in the “favor” category, but if it gets us homemade cookies, we’re going to count it. Not every favor has to be major, after all. We have all heard this qualification: “A friend will help you move; a good friend will help you move a body.” … Thankfully none of us has ever needed to be a good friend within this definition. “Show some naked pictures for me” really suits our mentality a lot better anyway. [STAR TAGS: Stacey Donovan Video]
10/2/15	The folks over at ReelRisque added to their growing collection of “artsified” videos this week, as has become their tradition. Most of the time these updates include both videos and still photo galleries, but not every time, as you may have noticed. Actually, according to the page logs, a good percentage of you have figured out that although we tend to mention these updates on Fridays, they will sometimes technically appear a day or two earlier than that on the ReelRisque site. If you get used to watching the new videos off of that home page, though, you miss all the words, and if you do not check out our “OOMPH to the ILF in MILF” here then you will miss the small collection of stills too. This makes D.Minion sad, and thus we try to avoid that. Ain’t nothin’ worse than a sad minion, after all. [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden]
10/2/15	ReelRisqué The “ILF” in “MILF” [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]

8/30/08	Oops. You’ve undoubtedly read somewhere about the importance of being a good example for your children, indeed for anyone around you as a practical matter. You know, “You lead much better by example than you ever will by direction” and all that. (For now let’s just forget about that whole Machiavellian philosophy and Sun Tzu, Art of War things. They’re overrated anyway.) … Well, somewhere along the line our buddy Maverick determined that our particular brand of humor must constitute the “proper” way of all web presentation. Consequently if you decide to foray further today, you’ll likely see some, um, video creation that firmly demonstrates our failure as exemplary figures. Of course Mav now thinks that every American uses “y’all” as a part of their normal conversation and all of us have alarm clocks that play “Titties ‘n’ Beer” every morning. He probably has deeper issues than some potentially cheesy artistic expression if you want to know the truth. We said, “Oops,” right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Sandie Caine, Exclusive Video]
8/29/08	Oh, D.Minion was floating in the excited clouds today. She’s learning video editing — because creative people always get bored, basically — and she decided to start with a video scene from Essentially Juli between Taren Steele and Juli Ashton. Yeah, well … …So we had to substitute a scene featuring Taren Steele and Shayla LaVeaux (albeit on their own, so to speak) from Screen Play (not available anymore). Still if you have to pull a substitute off the bench, it’s good if you have Shayla in reserve. Everyone should. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Taren Steele Video, Veronica Hart Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
8/24/08	All good things come to an end, at least that’s what people who are trying to rationalize their condition after realizing that they won’t be able to enjoy something that has been really fun try to think. For us, having the Olympics on pretty much all the time in the office has been a splendid way to add a little mix to the mesh. We will miss it for the next couple of years, but we have learned about a whole lot of countries we’d never even heard of, so that’s a bonus. Also for us, assisting Maverick with his redesign has come to an end as well — which goes to show that even not necessarily all that good things come to an end too. Whew. Now we’re able to go back to the more fun adventures, this time involving our much more traditional entertainment in Kristal Summers and Dee. Everyone should have closets full of things like we do. It would make everyone a lot happier, and that whole “come to an end” part would be a very long way off. That’s always nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]
8/22/08	Maverick laughed at our gentle jibes yesterday, consequently we’ve decided to run his Day Two experiences from Erotica LA this year, just to demonstrate his substantially more typically human side. Nice job on the tour, Mav. You’re still a lot more Nerd than Geek when it comes to actually dealing with the beautiful women. We’re here to keep you humble. After all, if you’re friends can’t remind you of all your funny mistakes in life, what good are they? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Briana Banks, Daisy Marie, Erika Heaven, Teagan Presley, Natasha Nice, Lexi Love, Sunny Lane]
8/21/08	Those of us that work on the web regularly find ourselves in a peculiar form of Geekdom (for lack of a better term). Any time you’re faced with a basically endless potential for variable interpretation it can be daunting to even attempt any sort of “mastery” in your approach. True to our optimistic nature, however, we’ve learned an important secret to remember if ever you find yourself faced with any sort of depressing reality: Some people have altogether too much free time. … Enter Maverick. He’s redone his 247AdultStars.com tour, and it seems to us that he’s really just showing off. Granted he had a lot of help from us, so we don’t really mind giving our insights here. Besides, that young man owes us many, many beers. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]
8/20/08	We’ve all heard that “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” … Uh-Huh. It must be in the Mom Handbook that this constitutes the appropriate response to a crying child’s complaint about being “copied” by someone. … We’ve all also learned that this sentiment doesn’t really help us feel better at all. In porn star terms, then, we’re strolling down a little “Lane” of intimate observation today. Or is that “Lain” ? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]
8/15/08	It seems like our invitation to the big premiere party for “The Four” must have gotten lost in the mail. Dang. Consequently we decided rather to spend our entertainment dollars on Rodney Carrington, who happened to be in town. We figured out why Mr. Carrington enjoys our site (at least as much as we’re sure he would if he actually knew who we are, naturally). Early in his act he relates a story about going to church that certainly sounds like us. “My heart’s in the right place,” he says, “It’s just my mind that wanders off into the gutter.” … Now this really has nothing whatsoever to do with D.Minion’s coverage of Angel Cassidy Exposed, but it was funny. And if you know us at all, you know that this pretty much covers the minimum threshold requirements for us to talk about it. If you aim low in life, you’re rarely disappointed. Feel free to quote us. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
8/12/08	We can’t help it. International sports has been a common topic of conversation around the office this week, and so we got to wondering. Don’t you think they could draw in a lot more consistent interest in gymnastics if they just took that little 4” beam and raised it up about 30 feet into the air? You could at least pull in the NASCAR and Ultimate Fighting Fans, and they drink beer. Somebody should tell Budweiser. …Well, it was just a thought. And as it turns out, a rather adventurous woman had a thought of a slightly different kind as she showed up during one of Dee’s KSEX shows and proceeded to — well, let’s call it try to make her team. While Dee was busy being au naturel, D.Minion was naturally providing visual documentation of the event. No word from the judges yet, but you members let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]
8/11/08	Oh, good grief! We turned on the Olympics each of the past two weekend mornings, and can you guess what NBC was showing? Yep. Rowing. … Worse yet, on Saturday, the UK team beat the US team, although we can’t say we were paying enough attention to determine if this happened to be some qualifying heat or some other kind. Still, what are the odds? Well, in addition to dodging phone calls from Maverick we also decided to show off something that not even one Olympic competitor can claim. Dee. Basically, Dee gets a gold medal from us any time we see her, and she doesn’t have to get sweaty to do it. It never hurts, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
8/8/08	We had to post today, because all those eights are really good luck, and we can generally use all the luck we can find. If you knew about eights being good luck, and you’re not Chinese, then odds are good you’ve been watching all the hype for the opening of the Olympic Games in Beijing tonight. In the spirit of friendly competition we thought we’d feature a couple of a different kind of athlete today, albeit in slightly less clothing. OK, actually Faith Leon and Puma Swede basically have no clothing at all, which really makes it hard to get those endorsement deals, you know. Maybe if Nike starts making high heels or something. … So in the spirit of friendly taunting (that often accompanies that friendly competition), we called Maverick to ask if the Brits even watch the Olympics or if it’s just too depressing. Mav said they often do well in “rowing” …. Uh-Huh. We often pop down to the sports bar and slug down some beers while we watch “rowing” on TV. That sure gets exciting. Don’t they have a silly name for it like skullduggery or something? Sometimes the world stage ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, and you should really just watch girl on girl porn. [FEATURED TAGS: Puma Swede Video, Faith Leon Video, Exclusive Video]
8/2/08	Although we’re thankfully back to the “beautiful naked woman” philosophy, somehow our beloved D.Minion has managed to work in 70’s television themes, specifically involving The Mod Squad this time around. We’ve often wondered how DM’s unusual brain actually works, and then we pretty quickly become very afraid that some day we’ll find out. … If you drink enough beer quickly after these disturbing thoughts, it can help take away the fright, by the way. You’ll do well to remember this if you ever find yourself wandering down this scary path. [FEATURED TAGS: Lala X, D.Minion]