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June 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/24 Tenaya

ReelRisque

Providing Their Own Sugar

[STAR TAGS: Tenaya, Capri Anderson]

6/29/24 Darcy TaylorWithout being overly crude about it, we can safely say that sometimes shooting with unusually “big things” attached to the performers — by genetics with the men, and most often people with medical degrees when it comes to the women — can make the entire process easier in some ways. Cinema tends to be all about camera angles, and you don’t really need an advanced mathematics degree to figure out that wider angles at the connection point only really happen with larger, um, levers. Having understood that for years ourselves, however, we ran across another quite handy use for such an … extended interest … in the subject matter of today’s movie. We’re still unsure as to the why of the whole thing, but we get the how at least. [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Jasmyn Jolie Video, Halie James Video, Kelly Divine Video, Victoria Lawson Video, Alia Janine Video, Annika Adams Video, Darcy Taylor Video]
6/28/24 Lala X Anew

RisqueNews

Squad Partially Mod (and only partially a Squad, really)

[STAR TAGS: Lala X, 247AdultStars.com]

6/27/24 Lala X

247AdultStars

AOK on PVC

[STAR TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/25/24 Shayla Wins!

RisqueNews

The 411 on The Best New Starlet … Ever


[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dyanna Lauren Video, Janine Video, Edited 11th AVN Awards 1993]

6/24/24 ArchitectureSometimes in life you run into things that when boiled right down to their essence just turn out to be Sad, but True. Of course what with sadness being one of the more relative of the emotions, not to mention among the most completely variable, well, what one should feel and what one does feel may not be the same thing at all. Never fear a dichotomy like this in your own lives, as the situation tends to be fairly common. You will survive, and you will be fine again. … Although we can say that if you do not tell people about your lack of actual sadness, it will probably make the short term a lot more pleasant. [STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Exclusive Video, Justine Joli, Taryn Thomas, Michael Ninn] 
6/23/24 Iris Rose

GingerLynn

Kiki Daire – Cher Adele – Iris Rose – Vicky Vixen – Amber Chase – Raven Rockette

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career.

6/22/24 Valentina Vaughn - Sophie Strauss

ReelRisque

Clean Freaks pics | vid


[STAR TAGS: Valentina Vaughn Video, Sophie Strauss Video]

6/21/24 Summer Knight

RisqueNews

The Music Manifest

[STAR TAGS: Jeska Video, Asa Akira Video]

6/20/24 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Going Down … Way Down … Under

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

6/18/24 SerenityYou will not find us confused about words very often in this little Risqué world. You may disagree with our diction, or even resent our irreverence, but we generally know what we’re trying to say, even if we happen to be the only people saying it at that time. … That said, we’re having a bit of a problem with how to describe a revamp of something we described as “retro” almost twenty years ago now. At some point, retro just becomes old, or obsolete, or even — gasp — ancient. None of us wants to be associated with any of that, though, what with us being all hip and groovy … still. [STAR TAGS: Alexis DeVell, Shayla LaVeaux, Kaylan Nicole, Norma Jean, Serenity, Felicia]
6/16/24 Summer Knight

RisqueNews

Time for Summer Lovin’

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Summer Knight Video, Cytherea]

6/15/24 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Halloween Gets Sexy … in June

[STAR TAGS : Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/14/24 Autumn BlissYou might find it difficult, as heat waves hit the nation, to find the bliss of Autumn in your own life. Never fear, however, as Risqué has arrived to make that goal within your very grasp (well, if you happen to be a member). To be clear, you will find us less useful in your quest to become a tycoon, even as we reach the finale of D.Minion’s coverage of that very movie. While you may indeed find Evan Stone and Autumn Bliss to provide a significant amount of heat, you will not need air conditioning to view the … um … interchange. Well, you might, come to think of it, but that probably depends upon how big your viewing group happens to be. Kudos for needing more than a six-pack to quench any resulting thirsts. [STAR TAGS: Autumn Bliss Video]
6/13/24 Shayla, MostlyWe’ve all heard “suits her to a T” of course. We’ve all owned T-shirts probably ever since we can remember. Most of us have likely heard “T for Texas” (or Tennessee), and some of us may even drink Tea, although we might not admit it to our friends (unless it’s of the iced variety). Why, without a “T” a Troll becomes a simple dinner accompaniment — or else we might be travelling uncontrolled down a steep hill. So we need to understand the importance that “T” can play, for example as between “Forbidden” and “Forbitten” Two. Oddly enough, watching Shayla in the midst of her sexual life generally doesn’t bring most people to thoughts of semantics. Go figure. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Raquel Devine Exclusive Video]
6/11/24 Keri Windsor

RisqueNews

Keri and the Star Charts

[STAR TAGS: Keri Windsor Video, Wendy Divine Exclusive Video, Maya Divine Exclusive Video]

6/10/24 Tanya Tate, Zoey Holloway, Cassie LaineLet’s face it: Any time adults “play” naked, it tends to be a pretty good time for everyone involved. Now when three willing women decide to play naked, it can also be a darned entertaining thing to simply watch. Not to say that you should not join in should three naked women invite you into the game, but since most of us really don’t get that chance very often, we can at least enjoy the finale to Cosplay Queens today while we try to figure out where one might find these three naked and friendly women. Then, of course, you can start over again from the top, just in case you need more food for thought. [STAR TAGS: Cassie Laine Video, Tanya Tate Video, Zoey Holloway Video]
6/8/24 Jada Stevens - Hailey JamesSo we know that we are supposed to keep our nose to the grindstone, although honestly that sounds super painful. Just ask anyone who has ever suffered road rash after falling off a bike. But we know what to do with our nose. Hey, at least if we keep it to the grindstone it will prevent us from sticking it into places it does not belong like other people’s business, so that constitutes a big plus. At the other end of the typical human form we have the feet. Now while some folks are apparently “Maniacs” about them, rather than dig too deeply into that psyche, we have just decided to go check Amazon and see how much a grindstone costs.[STAR TAGS: Brooke Banner Video, Jada Stevens Video, Hailey James Video, Loona Luxx Video, MacKenzee Pierce Video, Hailey Starr Video, Emilianna Video, Kacey Jordan Video]
6/7/24 Charlie Laine, Andie Valentino

ReelRisque

Think (the Ninn) Pink pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Andie Valentino Video, Michael Ninn]

6/5/24 Shayla LaVeauxShayla called the office and asked us to track down a music video she did with Ice T some years ago. The original plan was to use a short bit of the clip on the Free Tour, and then put the entire video here in the Members’ Side. We happen to still be friends with the producer of that video, so it didn’t take much to get a copy. (Basically it cost dinner in Hollywood.) But when we got a chance to look at the whole thing we noticed that Shayla’s basically naked the entire time, not the sort of thing we choose to do in the public areas of our site(s). She does appear very briefly early in the song — like for a second — wearing a gown, but unfortunately (for the Free Side) that happens right before Ice T says, “Stripper I want my dick sucked!” … Um, guess what we decided would be an excellent thing for Shayla’s Members to see. Sometimes our cleverness can be amazing. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
6/4/24 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Black & Red & Pink All Over

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/3/24 Faye Reagan

RisqueNews

Not Taxing at All

[STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]

6/2/24 Jenna Rose

GingerLynn

Natasha Voya – Joclyn Stone – Dillion Harper – Bella Reese – Jenna Rose – Taylor May

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career.

6/1/24 Nevaeh with Kelle MarieShould you wish to bring an event to a crescendo, our advice would be to invite Lorraine Sisco as Grand Master. It could not hurt as well to have at least one young woman running around who’s so proud of her new boobs that she considers being topless the entire time the most logical of choices. … A keen-eyed member noted that we had somehow missed an important element in our modernizing efforts, which meant we had to spend a lot more time with Faith Leon, Daisy Marie, Nevaeh, and a bunch of other old friends. Oh, bother. [STAR TAGS: Holly Morgan Video, Audrey Hollander Video, Faith Leon Video, Kelle Marie Video, Nevaeh Video, Daisy Marie Video, Lorraine Sisco Video]

June 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/23 London KeyesHumans tend to be fairly creative when it comes to devising ways to work in a little self-satisfaction time. Most of these tend to be fairly private events, however, so when you see the “setup” in some of these “professional” movies, the whole thing can strike one as at least ludicrous, if not downright laughable — probably not the desired intent, by the way. Then again, most people would look at London Keyes in just such a situation without ever once feeling like bursting forth with a hearty chuckle. That’s probably what the producers were counting on with this next lass of the unsuspecting fathers clan. [STAR TAGS: London Keyes Video] 
6/29/23 Ava Sparxx

ReelRisque

The Things We Do for Love | pics

[STAR TAGS: Ava Sparxxx]

6/28/23 Miley May

GingerLynn

Tennessee River Nymph

[STAR TAGS: Miley May Video]

6/26/23 Rei SakamotoWe tend to appreciate puns around here, both because the art celebrates the clever and also because it brings to play a kind of groan distinctly different from the general type associated with the adult industry. We have never shown nudity of any kind in our free areas of the web, believing that a simple button that says, “I promise I am over 18” has never once in history dissuaded a curious young person. Consequently, we save for members that one kind of groan, all while sharing the limber language mastery evident in the pun. Case in point, today we wrap up our cultural observation of a show featuring a common word that rhymes with Kitty. “Hi, there!” [STAR TAGS: Rei Sakamoto Video] 
6/25/23 Alice McMunn

GingerLynn

Scarlet Red – Alice McMunn – Brandy Aniston – Nikki Charm – Jasmeen LeFleur – Mia Gold

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/24/23 Brianna BeachEvery athlete has their own way of warming up. It really depends upon what kind of athletic event one envisions for their immediate future, but in general the activity involves stretching the various muscles you expect to use, doing things to get the blood flowing to the relevant body parts, and even getting yourself into the proper state of mind to excel at your intended task. In our world, the athletic events tend toward the not exactly family-friendly (but potentially family-creating for sure), so the warm-up may be slightly different than with some other forms of cardiovascular activity. Sure you use lots of muscles, so stretching never hurts, but if you think about it, the best way to prepare for orgasms — at least for women — could very well be to have orgasms. Consistent with that theory, therefore, we offer “Girly Thoughts Solos” in a manner consistent with an appreciation for the true professionals. Nobody said warm-ups must necessarily be grueling, after all. [STAR TAGS: Courtney Simpson Video, Vanessa Michaels Video, Megan Jones Video, Brianna Beach Video, Keanni Lei Video, Memphis Monroe Video, Amber Peach Video] 
6/23/23 Lucky Benton

ReelRisque

Getting Lucky Literally | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lucky Benton]

6/22/23 Holly Kiss

247AdultStars

Sealed with a Kiss

[STAR TAGS: Holly Kiss Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/21/23 Isis Taylor

ReelRisque

Summertime Blues pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Isis Taylor Video]

6/19/23 Chantelle FoxSince our buddy Lon has been spending time half way around the world buying souvenir shirts celebrating a city in a country right next door, it seemed like a good time to remind him of some of the very fine times he has in his own home town. Oddly enough, conversations within the industry have already been focusing on Las Vegas again, so that fact added a bit of relevance to the initial sketching out of future plans. Truth be told, “relevance” has never been our primary goal at Risqué, but we do appreciate when friends make it back without getting blown up or anything. Besides, we always make room for Chantelle. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Adrianna Luna]
6/18/23 Aurora SnowWe might give non-traditional gifts for Father’s Day around here, but in our defense, we do try to give gifts that everyone might enjoy regardless of their current parental status. That said, no matter how atypical our approach for fathers, we do an absolutely bang-up job when it comes to how men might become fathers. (You know, as it were. Bah-DUM-dum.) … The fact that we can do so with our old buddy Aurora Snow simply makes it all the more special. Seriously. Ask any father. [STAR TAGS: Aurora Snow Video, Stacy Silver Video]

6/17/23 Shayla LaVeaux, TJ Cummings

ReelRisque

Corporate Shayla pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

6/16/23 Cytherea

ReelRisque

Men’s Rea pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

6/15/23 Chantelle Fox, Hannah ShawThis process of remastering the 247AdultStars library so that people can see the videos again in this post-Flash Video era can result in some odd timeline quirks in our brains. For example, it was not until we completed the final Hannah Shaw “exhibit” (as it were) that we realized that Chantelle Fox had not formally introduced us to her comely BFF. Consequently, you have a choice as to which order you approach those updates today. Ultimately, it likely will not matter that much to you, however. Like us, you’ll be giggling about how well we remain able to flash in a post-Flash era. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Hannah Shaw Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/14/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Kitchen Coochie Smoochie

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lauren Phoenix Video]

6/12/23 Nana KaisakiWe have long ago given up trying to understand the men in the adult movie business, and that’s just the ones working within the U.S. industry. Factor in completely different cultures about which we may be (embarrassingly) under-educated, and we really have no hope of providing any meaningful insight or interpretation. As with many things in life that one enjoys a great deal, though, we can tell you that doing “it” professionally will be a lot more difficult than you might imagine. A look at more Japanese stars today gives us more of what we have been getting in our “Titties” examination. Pretty. Confusing as hell. [STAR TAGS: Nana Kaisaki Video]

6/11/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

Be Gentle with Her

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

6/10/23 Peaches

ReelRisque

Peaches & Creamy pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Peaches Video]

6/9/23 Dani JensenAll families have strange dynamics and involve a certain percentage of people well along the scale between quirky and bat-shit crazy. Some relationships in the family world do tend to have more similarities than not, however, perhaps chief among them the father/daughter dynamic. Of course no matter what you hear in syrupy Hollywood movies, only so much “truth” can exist in any relationship, a topic we begin exploring today via our “What Daddy Knows” angle. Honestly, in some situations with parents, you really must employ the eons-honored tradition of offspring everywhere: You just lie. [STAR TAGS: Dani Jensen Video]
6/8/23 Satine Sparks

247AdultStars

Hot Pants (on both sides of camera)

[STAR TAGS: Satine Spark Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/7/23 Ginger Lynn and John Leslie

GingerLynn

The All-Important SS Search Continues

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

6/6/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Rational Discombobulation

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

6/4/23 An August Faith Leon

ReelRisque

Always Keeping Faith pics

[STAR TAGS: Faith Leon, August]

6/3/23 Julia AnnRemember that story about a person who kept a portrait up in the attic which had the purpose of being sure the protagonist would never age? To be sure, honestly anyone who knows Julia Ann could tell you that the ever-youthful lass has not in fact sold her soul by imbuing some picture from the Blondage years with all her getting old genes. That said, these same people might openly profess the apparent unfairness of a life where Julia remains as stunning and compelling as ever while the rest of us … um … do not. Truthfully, the leaders at Risqué have come up with a simple explanation for that without resorting to “Wilde” theories: Julia is magic. [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video]

6/2/23 Adrianna Luna

ReelRisque

Too Cool for Pool pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Adrianna Luna Video, Mia Gold Video]

6/1/23 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

Happy (Extra) Birthday

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine, Syren Sexton, Cate Harrington, Natalia Forrest, Kayla Louise, Faye Rampton, Chantelle Fox, Faye Taylor, Anna Joy, Masie, Tanya Cox, Holly Kiss, Hannah Shaw, Lala X, Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

June 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/11

We’ll pretty much consider anything as a topic if it leads to a discussion of female masturbation. We’re quirky that way. And every group needs a leader, of course. Well if you’ve spent any time at all as a member in the Risque Communes you’ve undoubtedly become familiar with D.Minion, our resident Queen of Quirk. This time around she somehow manages to take Lala X, a British adult actress, and meld her into a special Love, American Style. As you probably guessed, we are in fact talking about the television show that ran 40 years ago. … See? … Quirky, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Lala X Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com ]

Two for the Show
6/28/11

Odds seem pretty solid that we’d have paid a lot more attention in Health class if Nicki Hunter had been our teacher. In addition to being an awesome singer, Ms. Hunter has a rather unusual (we assume) perspective on at least one of the four basic food groups, as you may learn today. Should education enterprises such as this seem overly taxing for your current mood, you might just pop over and see how Shayla LaVeaux chooses to pass the time in a recreational vehicle. Road Trip anyone? [FEATURED TAGS: Nicki Hunter Exclusive Video, Erica McLean Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Learning is Good
6/25/11

If you spend some of your free time reading, you’ll occasionally run across some wonderful quotes. For example, John D. MacDonald wrote, “Life is the process of finding out, too late, everything that should have been obvious to you at the time.” Now the fine author penned this pithy observation in The Only Girl in the Game, but to be fair, we actually discovered it as the introduction in Paul Levine’s Slashback. After such a literary introduction of our own, you might think that we’d be on an intellectual quest today, perhaps explicating a poem by John Donne and dealing with a rather different form of conceit than the adult industry usually provides, this of the metaphysical sort. … Naw. We’re just letting D.Minion rant about how she hates to miss things and remembering fondly the first time we got to see Cytherea’s new boobs. … We all enjoy life’s callings a little differently. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea]

Not Far From Donne, Truth Be Told
6/23/11

To be quite honest, one of our favorite aspects of working on this site for over a decade has to be that we simply don’t need to make stories up. While we do rather enjoy reading fiction, the dedication and attention to detail that it requires to actually write it really doesn’t interest us much. Around here it works much more like a typical “editorial” job in an old fashioned journalistic setting. Of course we would maintain that our particular subject matter tends to keep one’s general interest more than, for example, local politics, or even the local football team. Come to think of it, probably all the NFL players are looking at risque.com every single day while they wait for the lockout to end. That makes sense, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Cassidey Video, Michael Ninn]

Cassidey - Doing Her Bit for the NFLPA
6/20/11

Most of us have probably heard the saying “The best laid plans of mice and men often go awry” – or some sort of variation on that translation. Many of us, however, might be surprised to learn that the quote does not come from the book Of Mice and Men, but rather comes from a really old poem by Robert Burns, which inspired the name of the aforementioned book. Sadly neither Mr. Burns, or the excellent author John Steinbeck ever got a chance to photograph Cytherea taking a bath, and we feel sorry for them. As for the members, you can look up the poem if you want, but looking at Cytherea would probably be a lot more fun. Because we’re kind and like to give hints, the relevant lines in the poem read literally, “The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘men / Gang aft a-gley” (ouch) while Cytherea in a tub reads like the photo here. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Wendy Divine]

Poetry Perhaps of a More Relevant Sort
6/17/11

At its essence life comes down to a matter of perspective. You can approach it with emotions ranging from calm benevolence to malevolent ire, but in the end we’re all going to end up in the same place. No matter how rich you happen to be, no matter how many friends you have on facebook, the final chapter will read the same for each of us. What matters, therefore, becomes how we interact with the world before that final date on the tombstone. Take D.Minion. … We keep asking and yet no one seems willing to. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Raquel Devine Exclusive Video]

Shayla LaVeuax in Consdieration of D.Minion
6/15/11

Do you know how you can tell if you’re bowling with Cytherea? At some point in the evening the PA announcer will utter the words, “Wet cleanup on Alley 11” in one variation or another. (True story.) … Not everything that porn people do in life has to do with being nude and sweaty, shocking as that may seem, and this time around we’re celebrating that fact to rather lengthy extent. Heather Vandeven and Michelle Maylene drop by to help D.Minion’s story (thus the “lengthy” part of the description), and then you can pop over to Cy’s site in case you missed her update earlier this week. Come to think of it, you can watch her “prepare” for bowling, although you’ll still need to bring along your own sweat, assuming you find that appropriate. We figure you can handle that part. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Heather Vuur Exclusive Video, Heather Vandeven Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene Exclusive Video, Nicki Hunter]

Monitoring Heather and Michelle. It's a living.
6/11/11

Let’s see, shall we? We should be talking about shooting explicit photos of Cytherea on a couch, and eventually we do get there, but we take what we’ll term an unusual path in the process. We’ve got modern technology, Greek Mythology, inventions from classic Hollywood starlets, WWII, and even foreign nuclear reactors to get through first. Can you tell Lon wrote the story? Really, really smart fellow, that Lon. He does seem to rattle easily on occasion, however. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Vicca]

Cytherea's NOT hiding from Lon's lessons. We swear.
6/8/11

Doing some of the most normal things in life can take on an … let’s go with unusual … twist when you do them with porn stars. Of course given the choice between the normal and the not, everyone in this business would choose the latter. Look at it this way: We wouldn’t have chosen this profession if we felt at all typical in our overall approach to life. Allegedly time will tell if we’ve chosen the right path, but until then, everyone should lobby for the chance to make ice cream with Shayla LaVeaux. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray, Dolorian, Evan Stone]

It's All About Concentration
6/4/11

You have your basic Hall of Fame in a lot of different places in life. What you’ll find a lot more rare will be these instances where you can find a Hall of Should Be Fame when you run across it. Of course if you found a hall that contained Sabrina Rose, Celeste Star, and our good friend Charlie Laine, you could probably think of a lot of ways to make that famous too. It all seems relative in life, doesn’t it? [FEATURED TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Sabrina Rose Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

it must be hot in that hall
6/2/11

Should you be reading this historically, you won’t notice any difference, but those looking at it currently certainly will. As almost all of you know by now, for the last week or so we (along with millions of others in cyberland) have been under attack by an admittedly quite smart, but altogether nefarious character nonetheless. For the first time in our history we actually got “cracked” and have been frantically dealing with the aftermath for some time now. Finding the leak, as it were, is nothing compared to repairing all the damage done, if you want to know the truth. We’ve got it all locked down again now, better than ever ironically enough, and we’ve got a bunch of stuff backed up in the queue which we’ll rebuild quickly. We’ll catch up. We always do. And we do so elegantly, as you can tell from the picture of Shayla here. [FEATURED TAGS: Adult Entertainment Expo 2011, Shayla LaVeaux, Cheyenne Silver, Rayveness, Stormy Daniels, Kayden Kross, Sophie Dee, Bobbi Star, Stoya, Ginger Lynn, Monique Alexander, Faye Reagan, Jesse Jane, Jenna Haze, Tori Black, Alexis Texas, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue]

The Milk of Shayla Kindness

August 2008 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/30/08

Oops. You’ve undoubtedly read somewhere about the importance of being a good example for your children, indeed for anyone around you as a practical matter. You know, “You lead much better by example than you ever will by direction” and all that. (For now let’s just forget about that whole Machiavellian philosophy and Sun Tzu, Art of War things. They’re overrated anyway.) … Well, somewhere along the line our buddy Maverick determined that our particular brand of humor must constitute the “proper” way of all web presentation. Consequently if you decide to foray further today, you’ll likely see some, um, video creation that firmly demonstrates our failure as exemplary figures. Of course Mav now thinks that every American uses “y’all” as a part of their normal conversation and all of us have alarm clocks that play “Titties ‘n’ Beer” every morning. He probably has deeper issues than some potentially cheesy artistic expression if you want to know the truth. We said, “Oops,” right? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Sandie Caine, Exclusive Video]

A train of throught running awry. (See? We're bad.)
8/29/08

Oh, D.Minion was floating in the excited clouds today. She’s learning video editing — because creative people always get bored, basically — and she decided to start with a video scene from Essentially Juli between Taren Steele and Juli Ashton. Yeah, well … …So we had to substitute a scene featuring Taren Steele and Shayla LaVeaux (albeit on their own, so to speak) from Screen Play (not available anymore). Still if you have to pull a substitute off the bench, it’s good if you have Shayla in reserve. Everyone should. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Taren Steele Video, Veronica Hart Video, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Taren “Steele“ing our hearts away.
8/24/08

All good things come to an end, at least that’s what people who are trying to rationalize their condition after realizing that they won’t be able to enjoy something that has been really fun try to think. For us, having the Olympics on pretty much all the time in the office has been a splendid way to add a little mix to the mesh. We will miss it for the next couple of years, but we have learned about a whole lot of countries we’d never even heard of, so that’s a bonus. Also for us, assisting Maverick with his redesign has come to an end as well — which goes to show that even not necessarily all that good things come to an end too. Whew. Now we’re able to go back to the more fun adventures, this time involving our much more traditional entertainment in Kristal Summers and Dee. Everyone should have closets full of things like we do. It would make everyone a lot happier, and that whole “come to an end” part would be a very long way off. That’s always nice. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

The breast evidence of closeted fun illustrated by Kristal Summers.
8/22/08

Maverick laughed at our gentle jibes yesterday, consequently we’ve decided to run his Day Two experiences from Erotica LA this year, just to demonstrate his substantially more typically human side. Nice job on the tour, Mav. You’re still a lot more Nerd than Geek when it comes to actually dealing with the beautiful women. We’re here to keep you humble. After all, if you’re friends can’t remind you of all your funny mistakes in life, what good are they? [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com, Erotica LA, Jessica Drake, Briana Banks, Daisy Marie, Erika Heaven, Teagan Presley, Natasha Nice, Lexi Love, Sunny Lane]

A “Heavenly” way for Erika to captivate a room.
8/21/08

Those of us that work on the web regularly find ourselves in a peculiar form of Geekdom (for lack of a better term). Any time you’re faced with a basically endless potential for variable interpretation it can be daunting to even attempt any sort of “mastery” in your approach. True to our optimistic nature, however, we’ve learned an important secret to remember if ever you find yourself faced with any sort of depressing reality: Some people have altogether too much free time.Enter Maverick. He’s redone his 247AdultStars.com tour, and it seems to us that he’s really just showing off. Granted he had a lot of help from us, so we don’t really mind giving our insights here. Besides, that young man owes us many, many beers. [FEATURED TAGS: 247AdultStars.com]

A modern adult entrance to 247AdultStars.com
8/20/08

We’ve all heard that “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” … Uh-Huh. It must be in the Mom Handbook that this constitutes the appropriate response to a crying child’s complaint about being “copied” by someone. … We’ve all also learned that this sentiment doesn’t really help us feel better at all. In porn star terms, then, we’re strolling down a little “Lane” of intimate observation today. Or is that “Lain” ? [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Tory Lane Video, Exclusive Video, Risque News Insight]

Devinn Lane and Julia Ann. Working, such as it is.
8/15/08

It seems like our invitation to the big premiere party for “The Four” must have gotten lost in the mail. Dang. Consequently we decided rather to spend our entertainment dollars on Rodney Carrington, who happened to be in town. We figured out why Mr. Carrington enjoys our site (at least as much as we’re sure he would if he actually knew who we are, naturally). Early in his act he relates a story about going to church that certainly sounds like us. “My heart’s in the right place,” he says, “It’s just my mind that wanders off into the gutter.” … Now this really has nothing whatsoever to do with D.Minion’s coverage of Angel Cassidy Exposed, but it was funny. And if you know us at all, you know that this pretty much covers the minimum threshold requirements for us to talk about it. If you aim low in life, you’re rarely disappointed. Feel free to quote us. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Angel Cassidy's foot exposed.
8/12/08

We can’t help it. International sports has been a common topic of conversation around the office this week, and so we got to wondering. Don’t you think they could draw in a lot more consistent interest in gymnastics if they just took that little 4” beam and raised it up about 30 feet into the air? You could at least pull in the NASCAR and Ultimate Fighting Fans, and they drink beer. Somebody should tell Budweiser. …Well, it was just a thought. And as it turns out, a rather adventurous woman had a thought of a slightly different kind as she showed up during one of Dee’s KSEX shows and proceeded to — well, let’s call it try to make her team. While Dee was busy being au naturel, D.Minion was naturally providing visual documentation of the event. No word from the judges yet, but you members let us know. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, D.Minion]

As you can see (maybe), it's good to be Dee.
8/11/08

Oh, good grief! We turned on the Olympics each of the past two weekend mornings, and can you guess what NBC was showing? Yep. Rowing. … Worse yet, on Saturday, the UK team beat the US team, although we can’t say we were paying enough attention to determine if this happened to be some qualifying heat or some other kind. Still, what are the odds? Well, in addition to dodging phone calls from Maverick we also decided to show off something that not even one Olympic competitor can claim. Dee. Basically, Dee gets a gold medal from us any time we see her, and she doesn’t have to get sweaty to do it. It never hurts, though. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]

8/8/08

We had to post today, because all those eights are really good luck, and we can generally use all the luck we can find. If you knew about eights being good luck, and you’re not Chinese, then odds are good you’ve been watching all the hype for the opening of the Olympic Games in Beijing tonight. In the spirit of friendly competition we thought we’d feature a couple of a different kind of athlete today, albeit in slightly less clothing. OK, actually Faith Leon and Puma Swede basically have no clothing at all, which really makes it hard to get those endorsement deals, you know. Maybe if Nike starts making high heels or something. … So in the spirit of friendly taunting (that often accompanies that friendly competition), we called Maverick to ask if the Brits even watch the Olympics or if it’s just too depressing. Mav said they often do well in “rowing” …. Uh-Huh. We often pop down to the sports bar and slug down some beers while we watch “rowing” on TV. That sure gets exciting. Don’t they have a silly name for it like skullduggery or something? Sometimes the world stage ain’t all it’s cracked up to be, and you should really just watch girl on girl porn. [FEATURED TAGS: Puma Swede Video, Faith Leon Video, Exclusive Video]

Puma Swede on Faith Leon. Pro Athletes, believe us.
8/2/08

Although we’re thankfully back to the “beautiful naked woman” philosophy, somehow our beloved D.Minion has managed to work in 70’s television themes, specifically involving The Mod Squad this time around. We’ve often wondered how DM’s unusual brain actually works, and then we pretty quickly become very afraid that some day we’ll find out. … If you drink enough beer quickly after these disturbing thoughts, it can help take away the fright, by the way. You’ll do well to remember this if you ever find yourself wandering down this scary path. [FEATURED TAGS: Lala X, D.Minion]

Apparently 70's “mod” has become “modern” again.