Filed Under: Lana Croft

September 2018 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/29/18 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Worth a Bit of a Gamble

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9/26/18 DEE!We all have our heroes, although some of us have a variety that spend much of their “public” time in various states of skimpy dress and significant professional time completely naked. Now perhaps if more of us looked as good naked as these professionals do, we might make that choice too. Or maybe this all really does come down to options in life. It has no real baring — misspelling obviously intended — on the level of our enjoyment, honestly. Sometimes we should all try not to make things overly complicated. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kelly O’Dell Video, Dee, Juli Ashton, Jewel, Chasey Lain, Taylor Hayes, Alexis DeVell, Serenity]
9/23/18 Chantelle Fox

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Chantelle Fox – Shay Lynn – Mia Austin – Aleksa Nicole – Cytherea – Jennifer White

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/21/18 Nikki Benz, Diamond Fox, and Puma SwedeDrop a simple word like “Fetish” into a conversation, and you might easily open up a whole can of worms — an expression probably not understood by a great many young folks in the adult audience these days. Come to think of it, we’re not even sure what the modern equivalent of that might be. Open up a whole App of Confusion? … Fortunately, those more esoteric ruminations have nothing whatsoever to do with our efforts today, because pretty much everyone “Groks” a Fetish for Julia Ann [STAR TAGS: Julia Ann, Nikki Benz Video, Diamond Fox Video, Puma Swede Video]
9/19/18 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Nuzzling the Newbie

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video, Lacy Rose Video]

9/16/18 Lana Croft and Max MikitaWhat this lacks in clever title moxie it more than makes up with by giving us insights into some of the less obvious attributes that made Ginger Lynn an industry icon — in other words ones that had nothing to do with looking great naked and enjoying copious copulation. As you edify yourself with “Ginger on Adult Radio Panel,” however, we should mention that you’ll also get a rather more explicit “Stirred by Strapon” video featuring Lana Croft and Max Mikita. One should exercise multiple parts of the body, after all. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video]
9/15/18 Kyle Stone and Ava VincentReal life — or in this case lack thereof — has a way of intruding upon even the most fun of professions. The next installment of Darling just happens to feature Kyle Stone, one of our favorite people ever in this industry. Sadly, Kyle left this existence plane a couple of days ago, so while we lament this painful reality, we have decided to continue the planned celebration of his moments with Ava Vincent, or Jewel Valmont if you prefer. Kyle had that rare ability not to take himself too seriously, an inspiration we shall continue to try and emulate. He would appreciate this. [STAR TAGS: Ava Vincent Video, Jewel Valmont Video]
9/13/18 Paige AshleyConsider this a football alternative. Although you could consider it watching “balling” easily enough, as that would be technically true. Whatever the case, if you actually prefer sweaty, armoured, men this evening, the beautiful, busty, blonde, Paige Ashley, will still be here tomorrow. By the way, we did spell “armoured” that way on purpose, in tribute to our debut of the U.K. production Footballers [sic] Wives. The Brits love their extra vowels, but apparently they’re not all that big on apostrophes. [STAR TAGS: Paige Ashley Video]
9/9/18 Aubrey Gold

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Jessica Ryan – Shae Snow – Skin Diamond – Aubrey Gold – Jodi Taylor – Raylene

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

9/8/18

Priya RaiFind yourself having to work your way around a Tesla Model S 100D with a license plate that reads “HERMES” — you could very well be in Los Angeles. Find yourself having to work around an NFL broadcast schedule, and you could be … golly, almost anywhere these days. At a time when the rest of the office seems to be compiling a timeline of Burt Reynolds’ romantic life, a couple of us thought we should talk about something important — y’know, like the 2018 NFL season having begun. We do use a rather more liberal video illustration technique that could be of more general interest. [STAR TAGS: Priya Rai Video]

9/7/18 CythereaWe have said this a few times before, but if you have decided upon Geek as your professional course of action, you can avoid a lot of the awkward conversations by mentioning that you do tend to test your builds with “assets” — as it were — in the nude. Granted, depending upon the circumstances, this could lead to a different kind of awkward, but it at least tends to shut up the Linux snobs and the javascript purists. Just say the word “Cytherea” to some bragging bore, and if they recognize that reference, they will shut up immediately. If they do not, well then why would you be talking to them anyway? [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video]
9/3/18 Taren SteeleWe celebrate Labor today, ironically by the vast majority of the country taking the day off from work. Of course one need to look no further than the office of the U.S. President to understand how much irony has earned a fundamental place in our society. That said, although they do honor Labor Day in Canada, those folks likely do not appreciate that second form of irony these days. … True to our Risqué tradition, however, we ignore politics completely while offering our own (rarely humble) opinions on at least why men — and a significant number of women — labor. We also talk Taren Steele, who can make anyone simply take a moment to pause and reflect about labor — or not. [STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video, Davia Ardell Video] 
9/2/18 Nikki Benz, Tyler Faith, Vanessa Lane

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Couch Coochie | pics & video

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January 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/14

Probably not very many adult companies have a Dolly Parton quote framed in their entry way, but we do. During an interview one time, Dolly said, “People have no idea how much money it costs to look this cheap.” … And why might this make us think of the adult industry instead of country music? Well, people probably have no idea.[STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Natasha Marley, Jessica Drake Video, Monique Alexander Video, Nikki Fairchild Video, Olivia Del Rio, Bailey Blue, Celeste Star, Sunny Lane, Jayden James, Jessica James, Shy Love, Kennedy Leigh, Jessa Rhodes]

Natasha Marie
1/28/14

One of our all-time favorite adult industry quotes came to us from Alex deRenzy who explained, “If they’re looking at my furniture, I ain’t doing my job.” … Sometimes you need to take a step back and think about the bigger picture, a task we approach both directly and subtly today. You may need to pay attention, though, because having Kristal Summers in addition to a lesbian orgy can make your thoughts wander to more immediate considerations. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anna Joy Exclusive Video, Marie Luv Video, Ruby Knox Video, Lana Croft Video, Eva Angelina Video, Sammie Rhodes Video, Sindee Jennings Video, 247AdultStars.com]

 

Kristal Summers
1/25/14

How do you provide a Gestalt View of a ceremony where they give out serious awards for Best Blow Job — and women cry if they do not win? Well, every year we try to do that, and every year we think, “My, but this seems like an odd thing to do.” … In every walk of life, some things just go with the territory, though. In a porn life, they just tend to be surreal on occasion. [STAR TAGS: AVN Awards, Kylie Ireland, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Samantha Saint]

The Visionary Steve Orenstein
1/22/14

We blast back into the membership business today, fresh from yet another fascinating (and regularly unclothed) trip to Las Vegas. OK. So maybe “blast” should be “crawl” if we find striving for complete accuracy to be important, but folks are blasting through the organization of a “boatload” of new assets even as we speak. Interestingly enough, our web site assets often include part of that word literally. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs — Likely not Thinking About our Assets at All
1/12/14

Visions of sprinkle donuts dance in some heads at risqué, while entirely different sorts of naked beauty dominate the thoughts of others. Now we wouldn’t want to tell anyone what they “should” enjoy, so we’ll go on record as saying should you prefer to enjoy Jayden Cole in D.Minion’s “Cole-Hearted Thriller” while you eat donuts, well, we will be just fine with that. Assuming we make it back from Vegas again, we’ll see you in a week. We’ll tell you all about it. [STAR TAGS: Jayden Cole Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea, Kylie Ireland Video, Kristal Summers Video, Dee Video]

 

Jayden Cole
1/8/14

For future reference let us give you a little advice that you probably do not hear every day: If at all possible, you should try really, really hard NOT to be in Pasadena on the day of the college national football championship game — at least if they happen to be playing that game at the Rose Bowl. Trust us: a quarter million drunken tourists are a lot more fun if you just watch them on television. We tend to learn by doing, however, a point to which at least a couple of the new people here can attest. As “BAAB” considers the role of Powerful Women, she does an admirable job of elevating females without being overly “BAAB to the Bone” … . (Sorry, George.) [STAR TAGS: Melissa Monet Video, London Keyes, Elexis Malone]

No Boys Necessary
1/4/14

To paraphrase Ron White — a pastime we rather enjoy, as you may already know — “Once you’ve seen one woman naked, you pretty much want to see them all.” Understanding that sentiment, we feel for poor Maverick and Steve who will be absent from all the naked ladies in Vegas this year. We didn’t want them to feel too badly, though, so we put together a “broad selection” (as it were, should you be one of the more politically incorrect out there) in order that they might pass the time while we’re away. We said we feel bad for them, not that we won’t have an excellent time teasing them. [STAR TAGS: Happy New Year!]

They’ve already seen Shayla naked. They probably don’t care.
1/1/14

So what happens when two porn stars take a bath together? … Um … If you cannot answer that question without checking out our “answer” inside, then maybe you should think about joining a different kind of site. We’re not certain, but there are probably excellent ones on like internal combustion engines, or model rockets — something like that. For our part, even though we don’t use “fuel” per se, we have been known to cause a controlled explosion or two. We see no reason to change that course this HAPPY NEW YEAR! [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video, Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

Clean and Dirty at the Same Time