| 4/30/24 | 
ReelRisque See More, Feed Me | pics[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole] |
| 4/29/24 |  Have you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video] |
| 4/28/24 | 
ReelRisque Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts] |
| 4/27/24 |  We make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video] |
| 4/25/24 |  If we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/23/24 | 
ReelRisque Chase Your Dreams | pics[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson] |
| 4/22/24 |  One has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video] |
| 4/21/24 | 
247AdultStars Couch Your Pleasure[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/20/24 |  One thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video] |
| 4/19/24 |  True Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.) [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet] |
| 4/16/24 | 
247AdultStars Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/14/24 | 
ReelRisque White on Wry | pics[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White] |
| 4/12/24 |  People say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video] |
| 4/11/24 | 
RisqueNews A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver] |
| 4/10/24 |  Well, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor] |
| 4/8/24 |  Some people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video] |
| 4/7/24 | 
GingerLynn Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career. |
| 4/6/24 |  On the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video] |
| 4/5/24 | 
247AdultStars Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com] |
| 4/4/24 | 
Shayla AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray] |
| 4/3/24 | 
ReelRisque Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows] |
| 4/2/24 | 
247AdultStars Memorialize the Mammaries |
| 4/1/24 | 
Cythereas Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
April 2024 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
Stars:Aiden Starr| Alektra Blue| Alexa Nicole| Alexis Love| Amanda Tate| Amy Reid| Angie Savage| Annie Cruz| Brooklyn Chase| Candy Manson| Cate Harrington| Catie Parker| Chantelle Fox| Cheyenne Silver| Cytherea| Daisy Marie| Daisy Rock| Dee| Devinn Lane| Felicia Fox| Francesca Le'| Holly D| Holly Hearts| Ichigo| Jennifer White| Jessica Drake| Jezebelle Bond| Jillian Janson| Juli Ashton| Julia Ann| Keri Windsor| Kissy Kapri| Kristal Summers| Krysty Myst| Lana Croft| Lexi Belle| Lexxi Tyler| Lindsey Meadows| Max Mikita| Maya Divine| Melissa Monet| Nichole Heiress| Nicole Sheridan| Phoenix Ray| Rayveness| Roxanne Hall| Shawna Lenee| Shayla LaVeaux| Stella Cox| Syren Sexton| Tanya Cox| Tanya Tate| Veronique Vega| Wendy Divine| Wendy Taylor
Year:2024
Month:April
Some ambitious new person decided we should have a 
Sad as it may seem, as one travels through the winding roads of life, breathing in the air of excitement, feeling the renewed vigor of a crisp morning brimming with potential, or enjoying calm evenings filled with the peaceful relaxation wrought from 
As a general rule, one does not enthusiastically applaud the opportunity to reuse bubble gum. That said, when the subject happens to be Bubblegum. — one word, capital “B” and all — that becomes an entirely different story. As we continue our Adobe Sucks Because They Gave Up Flash remodeling tour, we do get to run across 
We should probably mention at the outset that despite the sound of the title, the feature today had nothing whatsoever to do with the fine folks who brought us “Conjunction Junction” to help learn … well, ironically, we cannot remember. Probably conjunctions, but don’t ask much more than that. For all we remember a conjunction might simply be the opposite of a projunction. Could be. … In our case at hand (as it were), however, we offer a few insights on Copulation Observation — in both 
You might be amazed at how often a production company will create an entire movie based solely on the fact that someone found access to a really cool location (that they can afford). This would also explain why you might suddenly see dozens of “hospital” or “creepy mountain cabin” movies all coming out at once as well. We have often theorized that there exist only 3-4 true sitcom writers in Hollywood, and they all go to lunch together, so a large number of shows will all be talking about the same thing suddenly, but in the adult movie world we have many “writers” but only 3-4 really good art directors, so we end up more “environment” bound rather than plot. … Of course you probably care mostly about the cool airplane set used in Passenger 69 today and could not care less about our theories on Hollywood creativity bottlenecks. If they really go on strike tomorrow, though, you will start to value those behind the scenes folks a lot more. You heard it here … technically probably way after first. But we agree. [STAR TAGS: Linsey Dawn McKenzie Video, Puma Swede Video, Jennifer Dark Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Gemma Massey Video, Jasmine Jolie Video, Briana Blair Video, Angelica Heart Video]
Despite the title of the new feature we begin profiling today, the story has nothing to do with modern politics, public education, or even pandemic protocols. Nope. Mystified deals with a much less controversial magical kingdom where adults play their consensual hearts out — y’know with other consensual parts out. Come to think of it some factions in politics, education, and public health could all take issue with what we do, purely as a sideways method of attacking the core product. Yeah, it’s a complicated world out there, and now that an entire Presidential Administration spent four years normalizing Bully Behavior, it has only gotten worse. … You probably need a little magic forest nymph escape, right? [STAR TAGS: Bobbi Eden Video]
Some things get better with age. True, people possessing age tend to be the ones spouting that philosophy, but it does not necessarily make it false just because someone without a TikTok account happens to believe it. The standard does not apply identically, however. If you drink a fine wine that has aged properly, it will in fact taste much, much better. That said, the wine will be fundamentally different from what it was when it went into the bottle. If, on the other hand, you have Kristal, Georgia, and Dee playing on a big ol’ bed for a 
Sometimes it can be fun to take a moment to consider the stories never quite told. 
Shayla kind of quietly launched into an entirely new design with the help of Kylie yesterday. Ostensibly to embrace the responsive and make it 
D.Minion takes charge of the television at lunch time, which wasn’t nearly as weird until she also mastered programming the DVR. Recently, thus, a few of us have decided that were we ever to be reincarnated as an actor, we would really like to have Smiley Burnett as our name. Because Smiley has one of those names that actually makes you do what it says it should. Now Dabo Swinney would be a cool name to hijack too, but in that case you might not be quite sure if you should smile. You would only know that folks would tend to. Still, left to only a single letter as a choice, we would all 
Despite what wisdom the annual holiday classic film seems to impart, none of us here can point to any specific aspect of our lives that has suffered because we never knew Jimmy Stewart. On the other hand, some of the fortunate lives here have greatly benefited from meeting Heather Vuur, so with holiday nods to friends past and present we give you a fine opportunity to 
