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April 2024 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/24 Alexa Nicole

ReelRisque

See More, Feed Me | pics

[STAR TAGS: Alexa Nicole]

4/29/24 Catie Parker & Annie CruzeHave you ever been too tied up to get to a place you really wanted to go? Most of us have felt that pressure, but probably not in the way we’re talking about today with the next episode in our Cosplay Queens examination. After all, why would you come to this place of great entertainment only to be reminded about how stressful and unfulfilling life in the real world can be? That seems crazy. … Nope. You’ll have to find your own reality, folks. We just concentrate on the fantasy aspects around here. You might be surprised at how our everyday lives seem like fantasy to some people, though. Those stories would be for a different time, we’re thinking. Annie and Catie have our attention for the moment. [STAR TAGS: Annie Cruz Video, Catie Parker Video]
4/28/24 Holly Hearts

ReelRisque

Wearing Your Hearts on Your Pants | pics

[STAR TAGS: Holly Hearts]

4/27/24 Lana CroftWe make specific note today that we take no side, support no opinion, indeed remain steadfastly — and quite happily — dead center on the debate of the appropriateness of the term Lipstick Lesbians. This does not in any way keep us from enjoying a movie that happens to have this term in its title. Honestly, you can hardly say anything these days without offending someone. Hell, we probably offended someone just by saying people seem altogether too ready to be offended these days. On the other hand, when you find yourself in one of those “Damned if you do. Damned if you don’t.” kind of situations, you might as well pick the fun one. And what could possibly be more fun than lesbians, even just temporary ones? [STAR TAGS: Amy Reid Video, Nichole Heiress Video, Lindsey Meadows Video, Aiden Starr Video, Shawna Lenee Video, Francesca Le Video, Angie Savage Video, Alektra Blue Video, Lana Croft Video, Max Mikita Video, Candy Manson Video, Lexxi Tyler Video]
4/25/24 Cate HarringtonIf we do not celebrate the small accomplishments in life, we miss out on a whole lot of potential celebrations. That just makes sense, right? Around here, we might celebrate not having a beer yet today by having a beer, for example. And then we celebrate our finely honed ability to celebrate too. So when the 247 team does something like finish up the remaster of 2009, while it does not rank up there with Olympic medals (or maybe even Gold Medal flour), we still celebrate. Fifteen years ago now? Pshaw … Cate still looks beautiful. The best thing about the Internet may be its ability to freeze time for future generations to enjoy. Hey! We should celebrate. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] 
4/23/24 Brooklyn Chase - Romeo Price - Jillian Janson

ReelRisque

Chase Your Dreams | pics

[STAR TAGS: Brooklyn Chase, Jillian Janson]

4/22/24 Shayla LaVeauxOne has many reasons to celebrate today, what with it being Earth Day and all. Now we have a more private celebratory rationale in these offices, but we need not get into that boring stuff because we can also celebrate The Completion of Volume Two remastering on the Shayla site. We found it fitting to time it for today because honestly when Shayla walks into a room, she moves Heaven and Earth. So if you cannot plant a tree today, maybe try to find one to sit under for a bit, and think of Shayla in the piece — er, peace. That’s what we plan to do. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video]
4/21/24 Cate Harrington

247AdultStars

Couch Your Pleasure

[STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/20/24 jessica drakeOne thing about True Love, outside of The Princess Bride it can be a pretty tough thing to run across, even when a lot of movies try really, really hard to focus on that exact concept. Suffice it to say that the odds of finding it in an adult movie would be even smaller. (And as a rule, those sorts of movies do not generally celebrate “small” anything.) … Still, should you know one of the characters IRL fairly well, you will on rare occasion run across a show where the protagonist lets a good part of her own characteristics enter into a role. While jessica drake does not literally play herself in one of her early features, Match Maker, you can see a lot of her in the role. Even should you not know jessica, however, odds seem good you’ll find something to enjoy, True Love aside. It being “420” today, make of this what you will. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake Video, Nicole Sheridan Video, Jezebelle Bond Video, Krysty Myst Video, Phoenix Ray Video, Felicia Fox Video]
4/19/24 Julia, Juli, DevinnTrue Love probably has more definitions than any single paragraph could hope to list. And that does not even consider the kind of love between friends, as compared to love with a life partner. We’ve all heard the old, “A friend helps you move, but a good friend helps you move a body.” Yet even that stretch does not really reach the levels of Porn Couple Love that we revisit today. Not everyone will get to experience the sort of love shared between Juli Ashton, Julia Ann, and Devinn Lane (and her dude du jour), but we all hope you find something similar in your own lives. Love rocks. (And then, y’know, it sucks. And then it rocks. Yada-Yada.)
[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Julia Ann Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane, Melissa Monet]
4/16/24 Dee

247AdultStars

Talking, and Squirting, and Boobs … Oh my!

Follow Maverick on a Wide Swath of Commentary, Conniption and Perhaps Fetish Falderal in FOUR LINKS to a 247 Life. Hover carefully as you look for story paths in the title on this one. [STAR TAGS : Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Stella Cox Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers, Dee, Keri Windsor, Wendy Divine, Maya Divine, 247AdultStars.com]
4/14/24 Jennifer White

ReelRisque

White on Wry | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jennifer White]

4/12/24 Daisy MariePeople say that money does not solve all problems. Of course the people that say that tend to be the ones with lots of money who wish others to pity their troubled lives. The rest of us pretty much think, “Well, I do not know whether that’s true or not, but I’d sure be willing to find out — y’know in the interest of science and all.” … What we can say for certain, now having seen Tycoon, Round Two, would be that if you got to come home to Daisy Marie every day after work, nobody would feel bad for you no matter what happened. Money has nothing to do with that. … Huh. Maybe not having money solves all problems. Or maybe not. [STAR TAGS: Daisy Marie Video]
4/11/24 Cheyenne Silver, jessica drake, Shayla LaVeaux

RisqueNews

A 411 in Matriarchal Updates via Olé Risqué (Golly)

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Dee Video, Keri Windsor Video, Rayveness, Jessica Drake, Cheyenne Silver]

4/10/24 Shayla LaVeauxWell, it seemed appropriate to finish up Shayla’s Sapphic Sex Toy Exploration today, with a rather stunning display of what can happen when you put Shayla in charge of the controls. Today might be a day to think about Shayla as a much happier Tsunami, as she certainly raises the level of the performance waters around her. In fact, if you’ve only time to watch one of the episodes here, do try and catch Keri Windsor’s journey of the Shayla-monitored Sybian. Some moments in one’s life just reach an enhanced level of excellence. All in all, Shayla and Keri, along with Juli and Dee, did appear to have a most excellent time on this heated day in the San Fernando Valley. If we’re going to take a larger message from this recollection, we’ve basically just decided to put Shayla in charge of everything that has to do with product demonstration. We think we’ll be fine with that. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Keri Windsor]
4/8/24 Amanda Tate, Tanya TateSome people like to play Just Be Cos — which might be hysterical if you have “Cosplay” in your vocabulary. (Or, granted, it might be horrible and painful if you have Cosplay in your vocabulary. We understand.) Still, when all the players happen to be willing women, we’ll pretty much watch whatever characters they wish to portray, truth be told. Consequently, we begin a four-part journey today as we do our best not to fill the rest of the updates with horrible puns. … For the record, we mostly fail at that attempt. [STAR TAGS: Amanda Tate Video, Tanya Tate Video]
4/7/24 Missy Martinez

GingerLynn

Missy Martinez – Nyomi Banxxx – Erica Lauren – Angel Vain – Sasha Heart – Carter Cruise

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career.

4/6/24 Lexi BelleOn the streets where you live … bad things can happen (or, y’know, hit songs can result, by Jovi). Fortunately despite the sort of ishy theme of Runaway Love, we manage to just suspend disbelief just a little more than with your average show and consider its world message in the depths of its presentation, as it were. Hey, when it comes right down to it, we much prefer squishy to ishy. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle Video, Alexis Love Video, Kissy Kapri Video, Veronique Vega Video, Lindsey Meadows Video]
4/5/24 UKAP 09

247AdultStars

Well, There IS Some Cure for the Summertime Hues

[STAR TAGS: UKAP Summer Party, Syren Sexton, Tanya Cox, Holly D. Exclusive Video, Ichigo Exclusive Video, Wendy Taylor, Daisy Rock, 247AdultStars.com]

4/4/24 jessica drake

Shayla

AC or AC/DC … It Comes Down to Power

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake, Phoenix Ray]

4/3/24 Lindsey Meadows

ReelRisque

Make Hay While the Sun Shines | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lindsey Meadows]

4/2/24 Stormy Daniels

247AdultStars

Memorialize the Mammaries

4/1/24 Cytherea

Cythereas

Sly Cy Epilogue (No Foolin’)

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

July 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/15 Francesca Le, Alektra BlueSo you take a Blue Moon, which will not happen again for months. Then you drop that onto the end of a month that has had not only five Fridays, but five complete weekends — something that will not happen for another 823 years — and you just have to do something special. For the record, we did not check the calendars to verify that 823-year claim, but only because we found ourselves fascinated with the Risqué Blue Nudes. We always settle the math vs. naked women debate in pretty much the same way. [STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video, Caprice Capone] 
7/31/15 Alektra Blue, Angie Savage, Francesca Lé

ReelRisqué

Warning Becomes Alektra | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Alektra Blue Video, Angie Savage Video, Francesca Lé Video]

7/28/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

In the Moods

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

7/26/15 Ana Foxxx

GingerLynn

Trinity Rae – Zoey Foxx – Carter Cruise – Ana Foxxx – Jayden Lee – Nina Hartley

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/25/15 Juli Ahston & Taren SteeleCome to find out, today we celebrate “National Hot Fudge Sundae Day,” and that makes everyone happy. Now we’re not sure who came up with this new holiday — probably Dairy Queen — but Google recognizes it, so it must be a real thing. Have you ever thought that when the machines take over the world, it will not be Cyberdyne Systems that causes the problem, but more likely Google … or maybe Amazon? Of course until then we have more Taren Steele to enjoy with our hot fudge sundaes, and we can do that at home too. Remember when you had to put on shoes to go buy things or go to a library to use a card catalog? ICK. [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Taren Steele Video]
7/24/15 Audrey Hollander & Venus

ReelRisqué

Sweat Equity

[STAR TAGS: Audrey Hollander Video, Venus Video]

7/23/15 Isis Nile, Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

I See Hot People

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

7/22/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Preening in Pinstripes

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

7/19/15 Melissa Jacobs

GingerLynn

Britney Young – Angelina Valentine – Melissa Jacobs – Nikki Daniels – Jodi Taylor – Tara Holiday

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/18/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #5

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/17/15 Darryl Hannah

ReelRisqué

Veiled Encounter

[STAR TAGS: Darryl Hanah]

7/15/15 Daisy MarieDid you ever have one of those days where you realize that some innocent little thing you did last week suddenly turned into one of those “What the heck just happened?” moments? Well, we don’t get those very often around here because quite frankly we have more or less worked bizarre into an art form over the past 15 years. Consequently, we pretty much expect anything at any time. Somehow, though, we managed to vastly underestimate the number of people that want to play with beautiful naked women on their computers. How could that have happened? Come to think of it, “What the heck just happened?” [STAR TAGS: Alexis Love Video, Daisy Marie Video, Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox, Lynn Gambles, Melissa May]
7/12/15 Scarlet Red

GingerLynn

Jasmeen LaFleur – Shayla LaVeaux – Kelly Shibari – Amber Chase – Scarlet Red – Christiana Cinn

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/11/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #4

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Video, 247AdultStars.com]

7/10/15 Anais

ReelRisqué

Rookie Hue

[STAR TAGS: Anais]

7/8/15 Shayla LaVeaux, Cue Boy, Phoenix Ray

Shayla

Right on Cue

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Phoenix Ray Video]

7/5/15 Jacky Joy

GingerLynn

Brooklyn Daniels – Jacky Joy – Cher Adelle – Olivia Wilder – Cici Rhodes – Marley Blaze

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

7/4/15 Shayla LaVeauxNo American can really think of the Fourth of July without thinking about bursts of color. One may also think about grilling, playing softball, drinking beer (often while actually playing softball), and for a few of the fortunate ones, small town parades. While we do appreciate our English friends’ offer of sending us some tea to celebrate this day, we think we’ll just go with our own Color Burst in a uniquely risque sort of parade. Besides, we very politely explained how we have already carefully stored all their tea in the harbor. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux]
7/3/15 Julia Ann, Raylene, Tommy Gunn

ReelRisqué

Anal Attentive | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Julia Ann Video, Raylene Video]

7/3/15 Kylie on the Radio

KylieIreland

Calling All Knights (#17)

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Audio]

7/1/15 jessice drake and Monque Alexander hiding Summer StormToday we called upon our friend Monique Alexander who (sadly) had nothing to do with the “Lucky” Tattoo Trip in Vegas. Monique, however, has become rather famous (again) for getting a whole bunch of tattoos after she left Vivid, because Vivid had a contract provision denying Monique the option of getting tattoos while employed there. (Now if we could just convince Vivid to specifically disallow any massive monetary contributions to the Risque Commune while a star remains under contract. That way as soon as they leave we can expect generous contributions. … ) While Monique (technically) has no real connection to D.Minion’s tale today — beyond her omnipresent motivational one in life — she combines in a pre-inked phase with then compatriot jessica drake to provide some extraordinary illustration in both still and video renditions. In many ways, we all get lucky this time around. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Monique Alexander Video, Jessica Drake Video, Summer Storm]

June 2015 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/30/15 Chantelle FoxYou have to love small town news. This morning the local television station informed us that the weather today would be wonderful except for the temperature. When the sportscaster came on, he immediately began discussing how the Los Angeles Dodgers took a trip WEST to play in Arizona — which although technically perhaps possible, at least seems like the long way around. As it turns out, if you take a Diminutive Minion that has spent too long in a small town, and then drive her West/East to Las Vegas so she can watch Ginger Lynn have fun with Chantelle Fox all day, well she takes the long way around with her report as well. Consider a nice frosty beverage as an accompaniment to your perusal of many, many photos and some relatively inspirational video. [STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video]
6/28/15 Samantha Ryan

GingerLynn

Angel Vain – Daisy Ducati – Nadia Styles – Samantha Ryan – Shay Lynn – Cytherea

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/26/15 Gina Ryder

ReelRisqué

Ryder’s on the Storm

[STAR TAGS: Gina Ryder]

6/24/15 Another Green Beer HolidayAs anyone who has been a member here for some time probably noticed, we sort of missed a traditional holiday celebration back in March. Honestly we have been meaning to fix that oversight and have been making plans since St. Patrick’s Day to correct our omission of the “Erin Go Braless” festivities. Our initial plan involved using an April 17 highlight where we could shower everyone with our usual bevy of beautiful breasts. Then, April showers turned into a Lusty Month of May celebration — because obviously as “flowers” go, they actually bring up thoughts of a different female anatomy part altogether. Well, we missed that too, so we resorted to simply picking a day that seems to have no official holiday associated with it whatsoever and decided to Rejoice in Jaunty June. We modified our banners to reflect Beer ‘n’ Go Braless, but with somewhere over 300 breasts involved, it really doesn’t matter what you call it. [STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine]
6/23/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Say Us Some Sooth — pt 5

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/22/15 Cytherea

CythereasWetWorld

Climbing Fantasy Mountain

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Lylith LaVey Video]

6/21/15 Nikki Delano

GingerLynn

Justine Joli – Ashlyn Malloy – Nikki Delano – Lexxxi Nicole – Samantha Rone – Misty Stone

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/20/15 Shayla LaVeaux &Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #3

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

6/19/15 Kelle Marie & Lisa Daniels

ReelRisqué

Slow Burn

[STAR TAGS: Kelle Marie, Lisa Daniels]

6/16/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

With Great Power Comes Great Orgasms — pt 4

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/14/15 Jenna Rose

GingerLynn

Imani Rose – Charli Piper – Anita Blue – Amber Lynn Bach – Jenna Rose – Hope

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/13/15 DeeDee called in this week, happily bubbling (you know, as compared to unhappy bubbling) about taking this summer off completely to “just wander and wonder” about anywhere she can get to by car. We recently did some behind-the-curtain upgrades to the site(s) that made it substantially easier for Dee to stay in touch via her iPad, so she promises to keep everyone up to date via her Message Board, just in case you were curious. Then we got to wondering how D.Minion met Dee, so she put together a little photo/video feature so we could all enjoy it. Somehow Kylie Ireland got into the thought process too, but nobody ever complains about too much Kylie, so we just went with it. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Isabella Video, Kylie Ireland, Michael Ninn]
6/12/15 Debi Diamond & Ginger Lynn

ReelRisqué

Iconic Lesbians (Our favorite kind.)

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn, Debi Diamond]

6/10/15 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

Making Light of a Situation

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

6/9/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Gapes of Wrath — pt 3

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

6/7/15 Jenna Ivory

GingerLynn

Sunshyne Monroe – Lucky Starr – Jenna Ivory – Savana Ginger – Olivia Wilder – Cassandra Cruz

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

6/6/15 Chantelle Fox

247AdultStars

Summer of Chantelle #2

[STAR TAGS: Chantelle Fox, Angie Savage Video, Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Michael Ninn, 247AdultStars.com]

6/4/15 Faye ReaganImagine our surprise to learn that today happens to be “National Hug Your Cat Day” — at least according to some. This completely baffled everyone (except D.Minion, she of the Shrine to Sprinkle Donuts on her bulletin board) until we realized that the other 364 days in a year must be “Why in the Hell Would You Want a Cat?” Day. Then it made more sense. Sometimes you just need to see the big picture in order for something to become clear. Faye Regan, for example, helps us a lot today in her unique fashion. We consider it “Going Through a Fayes” — a rather fun one. [STAR TAGS: Faye Reagan Video]
6/2/15 Kylie Ireland

KylieIreland

Put What WHERE Again? — pt 2

[STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video, Isis Love Video]

September 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

9/27/11

You take your basic adult video site, and you start talking about video of “pie” and all kinds of naughty things most likely come to mind. While Cytherea and her CyCAM certainly fit that bill, we will warn you that D.Minion has once again outdone herself with her “Eye in the Pie” interpretation. Don’t worry too much, however, as we can assure you that even this oddness has nothing whatsoever to do with 3.14159265 … [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] 

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This
9/24/11

We theorize that you members have been keeping up with all the Risque Commune sites over the past week and a half. Because you have learned this a valuable effort, you have thus already seen Cytherea playing naturally au naturel in nature, Shayla being her naturally friendly self while “Going Down, Down Under” … and Maverick of 247AdultStars fame (yeah, well, sort of) turning a quite natural shade of purple in the presence of naked females. You have already seen all this so we don’t even need to mention it. If you have somehow lost your mind recently and have not been paying commune-wide attention, well fear not, we have linked you pleasantly today. And we’ve thrown in a study of Bijou Not Being Bitter as well. We think maybe she doesn’t understand that word. … And in case you’re wondering, we “theorize” all of this because we know what “assume” can do. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Jessica Drake Video, Dolorean Video, Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, Dee, Wendy Divine, Kristal Summers, Keri Windsor, 247AdultStars.com] 

A Natural Cy
9/13/11

Gloom has befallen fully half of the NFL fans as of very late last night, or very early this morning, depending upon where you call home. The other half of the fans, as one might expect, find themselves rejuvenated, thoughts of evil union disputes pushed far into the ancient history parts of there minds. … Then there are the other people who have somehow managed to avoid the clutches of American Football Frenzy and find accounts of lesbian sexual interaction far more appealing. Sometimes it can be hard to understand any of these extremes, however, but if you think about it, it remains far easier to contemplate why someone might be interested in beautiful naked females than it does to fathom how some people can get distressingly worked up over a game. Those people should probably search for “Gloom, despair, and agony on me” replays on YouTube. [FEATURED TAGS: Angie Savage Exclusive Video, Angelina Valentine Exclusive Video, Holly Sampson, Juelz Ventura]

Two Angie Types Likely not Thinking about Football
9/10/11

As it turns out, no one was keeping the home fires burning during our recent trip to cover Adam & Eve’s Dallas — experience. On the other hand, some attentive person decided to provide a great deal of fire for us at our temporary location. Honestly in this case we’d rather not have relied on the kindness of strangers. And for a town named “Sweet Water” they sure didn’t seem to have much of it actually available locally. Go figure. [FEATURED TAGS: Tanya Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

A Differnt Kind of Fire Down Below
9/7/11

Depending upon when you happen to be reading this, you may find that we are technically “before” September 7th. However, since we’re taking all the new folks in the office down to L.A. to cover the Adam & Eve “Parody” of Dallas this week, we thought we’d get this up before we left so people weren’t sad in our absence. Of course you could be reading this at some point in the future, so this distinction won’t mean anything at all to you. Just understand that time remains a wholly relative concept around here, and you’ll be fine. If you find yourself still confused, ask “eno” on the Message Board. He can explain it. … Oh! Cougars & Coeds – part 1. … [FEATURED TAGS: Shyla Styles, Ruby Rayes]

Shyla & Ruby - Not Concerned with Our Absence at All
9/4/11

Someone told us recently that “It’s better to be implacable than wise.” He claims to have read it in a book, and it may even be true. Were we wise enough to know what implacable means, we might even be able to comment with more insight, but sadly most of us here lack the tenacity necessary to go and find a dictionary these days. Even dictionary.com takes valuable time away from YouTube where we might enjoy classic Jennifer Beals videos. We all make tough decisions in life. For the record, though, when we grow up, we want to be Uncle Gibby. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Ashton Moore, Dru Berrymore, Jenna Haze, Laurie Wallace, Michelle Michaels, Shay Sights, Star E. Knight, Tanya Danielle, Wanda Curtis, Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Nikki Delano, Breanne Benson, Capri Anderson, Sunny Leone, Exxxotica Chicago 2011 Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Star E. Knight Offering a Potentially Easy Decision
9/1/11

Finally we find ourselves but one round of meaningless games away from the real NFL season. … That’s what we’re all thinking, right? … It certainly couldn’t be that we have once again in our lives been distracted by large-breasted females. That couldn’t happen yet again, could it? … No way. We are dedicated and seasoned professionals, in no way susceptible to confusion generated by simple biological quirks. … And if you believe that, you really needn’t bother with today’s post. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn]

Happy Birthday Kristal Summers!