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November 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/23 Roxy JezelWe celebrate the Unsung Siren today, at least of the Risqué observed variety — and we do so gleefully and with great song — which sort of flies in the face of the whole “Unsung” thing, come to think of it. Hmm. So if you draw attention to something unsung, you are then by definition making it sung perhaps? That doesn’t seem right. … On the upside, we do not have to solve this conundrum today, seeing as how we can easily distract people with ten beautiful women doing ten different, and yet still beautiful, things. You do need to be a grown up to appreciate them, however. We should mention that. [STAR TAGS: Nautica Thorn Video, Jayna Oso Video, Jesse Summers Video, Cody Lane Video, Cytherea Video, Roxy Jezel Video, Kelly Wells Video, Candy Manson Video, Penny Flame Video, Venus Video]
11/28/23 Kristal Summers

247AdultStars

The Topless Interview with Kristal Summers

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video]

11/27/23 Tali Dova

ReelRisque

That Coffee Kick | pics

[STAR TAGS: Tali Dova Video]

11/26/23 Belle Knox

GingerLynn

Alex Chance – Jenna Jay – Ana Foxxx – Kelly Shibari – Samantha Ryan – Belle Knox

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — historic movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/25/23 Palm Hotel Las VegasThe Risqué Sister sites in the Commune have a lot of between and betwixt among them. Things in a group do not happen in a vacuum, after all, so an update in one could lead to a contrasting opinion — or at least a take from a different perspectve — in another. As a rule we rather enjoy this intermingling, but it can get fairly convoluted when it comes to updating to more modern standards some of the older stories. No one wants to miss out on Shayla because Adobe caved and shelved Flash video, after all, but sometimes fixing Shayla leads to … well, Steve. And sometimes D.Minion notices when we missed a part. And always that is annoying. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Bebe Mendes Video, Roxanne Hall Video, AnnaBelle Lee Video, Ela Darling Video, Kara Price Video, Laurel Norton Video, Lily Cade Video, Lily Labeau Video, Sasha Sweet Video, Sinn Sage Video] 
11/24/23 Sasha Grey

RisqueNews

Grey Friday … (We tend toward Moderates, as a rule.)

[STAR TAGS: Sasha Grey Video]

11/23/23 Lion and Ginger LynnOne could think of a few personal ways that might be better to celebrate thanksgiving than doing so with Ginger Lynn, but if one has to handle such celebration vicariously, it would be difficult to come up with a better partner for the task. Granted, you could watch football, but most of us would be hard pressed to claim any real interest in six different teams, even if one of them does happen to be playing today. Nope. For our money, celebrating an admittedly geeky milestone with Ginger fits the bill quite nicely, thank you very much. It could be that not all heroes have always been cowboys, you see. [STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] 
11/22/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

The Butt of the Bloke

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

11/21/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

The Finish Line

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

11/20/23 Beverly HillsSome of us sort of resent it when a movie title really has nothing at all to do with the subject matter of the movie. Anyone who has ever read any of the Jason Bourne books by Robert Ludlum may well have been traumatized by the movie versions whose similarity with the novels have basically only a single thing in common with the Hollywood adaptations — the titles. … In a much more niche genre we debut the finale of Hardcore Bangers, which really should have been titled “Real Estate Adventures” or at least something more descriptive of the theme. Others of us, of course, say things like, “Title? As in the words you mean? Who pays attention to those?” … Those people can be difficult to talk to. [STAR TAGS: Beverly Hills Video] 
11/19/23 Julie Cash

Risque “TOC”

I was Tight Yesterday

[STAR TAGS: Kenzie Karter Video, Lola Foxx Video, Kylee Nicole Video, Julie Cash Video]

11/18/23 Becca

RisqueNews

Leading by Poor Example

[STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Kristal Summers Video, Wendy Divine Video, Becca Video]

11/17/23 Annie BodyHave you ever watched a movie and thought to yourself, “Why would the character be doing that? More importantly, why would the character be completely ignoring that other thing?” … Sometimes we think that writers have never actually lived in the real world, and they spend their time in fantasy lands of their own creation. Full disclosure, you may find yourself wondering along these lines today, although considering the nature of scenes around here, and considering you may not be paying attention to the idiot dude at all, you may think we’re Scandalous in making much ado about nothing. … More full disclosure, we will always happily take any Shakespeare comparisons. [STAR TAGS: Annie Body Video]
11/15/23 Abigail MacIf you have been around for some time, you’ll know we’re big on sharing around here. Given the nature of the business, that may seem obvious, but before you go hitting up some porn star in a bar thinking she’ll jump at the chance to have sex with you, do try to remember that movies are not real life, and doing something for work does not mean you’ll jump at every chance to do it in your free time. Most people never really master perhaps the most important lesson in life: Learn to Read the Room. … Things can appear very different with just some tweaks in the environment. [STAR TAGS : Abigail Mac Video, London Keyes Video]
11/14/23 jessica drake

247AdultStars

Aught Nine Ought to be Fine

[STAR TAGS: AVN Awards 2009 Video, 247AdultStars.com]

11/12/23 Victoria Sinn, McKenzee Miles

ReelRisque

Head 2 Head pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Victoria Sinn Video, McKenzee Miles Video]

11/11/23 Lola and KSEX DaisyYou see what happened was that someone asked D.Minion about Dee being on KSEX all those years. This led to DM bouncing gleefully like Krispy Kreme was giving away donuts to adult site reporters, which led quickly to D.Minion’s Favorite KSEX (Ever!). By the time we finished travelling this path, we had crossed a foreshadowing scene from Budapest with Juli Ashton and Dee as well as Dee (once again) hosting a cam show with a special surprise guest who just happens to be celebrating the 20-year anniversary of being a Penthouse Pet this month. We have a lot woven together during some years, and yet no one complains about being the tailor. Odd. [STAR TAGS: Dee, Lola Video, KSEX Daisy Video, Ann Marie Rios Video]
11/10/23 Scarlet Red, Ryan Driller

ReelRisque

Lubricating Latex | pics

[STAR TAGS: Scarlet Red]

11/9/23 Lola Foxx

ReelRisque

Well Saturated | pics

[STAR TAGS: Lola Foxx]

11/8/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Cy Donny Lad

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

11/7/23 Samantha RyanSome might argue that it may be functionally impossible to have Daydreams About Night Things to excess. We tend to be in the camp where all things can in theory reach excess levels. Then again, maybe we’re nuts. There may be some people who could get fined $15,000 for speaking out of turn, and it would not impact them in the slightest. Maybe (like everything) it all comes down to a matter of perspective. Well, we have 275 individual perspectives for you to consider today while you think about whether or not $15K would get your attention. [STAR TAGS: Monique Alexander, AJ Bailey, Capri Anderson, Jenna Haze, Madelyn Marie, Melissa Jacobs, Renee Perez, Samantha Ryan, Tori Black, Michael Ninn]
11/6/23 Kristal Summers

247AdultStars

Kristal Improves Mav’s Feng Shui

[STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers]

11/5/23 Alina Long

GingerLynn

Ariella Ferrera – Emma Snow – Angelina Valentine – Lucky Starr – Trinity Rae – Alina Long

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — historic movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

11/4/23 Ann Marie Rios

ReelRisque

Battle Ann Marie pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Ann Marie Rios Video]

11/3/23 Jillian Jansen

ReelRisque

On Golden Fond | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jillian Janson Video]

11/1/23 Kylee Nicole

ReelRisque

Putting Some Weight IN | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kylee Nicole Video]

November 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/30/14

You know how the day before a long weekend turns into only technically a work day most of the time? Well, mix an upcoming four-day weekend with 80-degree temperatures at the beach, and … well, you’ll have to read it to believe it. In the alternative, you can enjoy some rather dazzling Inari Vachs views along with some Extraordinarily Risqué Thanksgiving Leftovers. All in all, it beats the heck out of cold turkey sandwiches, and we like those a lot. [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/28/14

Uncle Gibby gets a little help with Day Four of his “tempt everyone to come to the AEE in January” efforts. As a rule many writers take a bit of umbrage at this, but one can hardly complain about assistance from Nina Hartley. And besides, as anyone who lives in Wisconsin with Gibby can tell you, they do not even need umbrage there. It hardly ever rains. [STAR TAGS: Lexi Belle, Nicole Aniston, Natalia Starr, Madison Ivy, Jesse Jane, Sunny Lane, Samantha Saint, Riley Steele, Skin Diamond, Nina Hartley Video, AEE Day Four Exclusive Video]

Shaory Mac & Nina Hartley
11/27/14

Everyone should take about 20 minutes of their day off today and walk a mile or so around wherever you call home. Honestly it won’t take more than that for you to come up with many reasons for Giving Thanks on this day dedicated for such. Too often we get caught up in the minutiae of our lives to the point where we lose sight of what’s really important and how many people have it much worse than we do. In fact, we should probably take this 20 minutes every day, but then we’d eventually get fired, and that would be bad … . [STAR TAGS: Inari Vachs]

Inari Vachs
11/21/14

Our plan about getting everyone excited about the upcoming (“and completely revamped” as we hear it) convention in Las Vegas for AVN seems to be working almost too well. Now everyone in the office has been whining about how each of them really needs to go this year and what wonderful things they could accomplish if given the chance. Consequently it seemed appropriate to enhance Uncle Gibby’s Day Three coverage from last year with a little of Michael’s Temptation. Hopefully between that and some dazzling photos of Cytherea taken by Ginger Lynn we can cushion the inevitable despair that will soon follow as folks learn The Vegas Contingent will not change all that much this year. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea, Kristal Summers, Lexi Belle, Aiden Ashley, Selena Rose, Holly Michaels, Allie Haze, Christy Canyon, Dee, Devinn Lane, Cassidey, Danni Ashe, Janine, Dani Daniels, Bianca Blaze, Victoria Zdrok Video, Linn Thomas Video, Michael Ninn, AEE Day Three Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/19/14

Just let us hear some of that Zdrok and Stroll music … OK. So none of us has ever made it big in the music lyrics business, but we do know enough to appreciate Victoria Zdrok as she strolls about a room. Kylie and Shayla join in the appreciation folder today as well, so basically we’re pretty happy — all except the writers, who remain fairly bitter. Some devilish Chickadee took it upon herself to email everyone the lyrics to What Does the Fox Say? That’ll piss off anyone that writes for a living. [STAR TAGS: Victoria Zdrok, Linn Thomas, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Michael Ninn]

Linn Thomas and Victoria Zdrok
11/16/14

You need to pick your battles in life. Unless you happen to be really super-rich and can afford unlimited people to help you endure conflict in every instance where you sense an injustice, no one has enough energy to argue about everything — all the time. Just ask any divorced couple. They’ll tell you. Of course even more Celeste Star probably never caused most divorced couples any conflict, but if she did, honestly we’d love to hear about it. Then we can do even more of even more of Celeste Star. [STAR TAGS: Jana Jordan Video, Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star
11/14/14

Day Two of The Uncle Gibby Experience debuts today with the predictable assortment of porn stars and fermented beverages. All things considered, one might think of a great many experiences not nearly so enjoyable. All in all, it must be good to be King. [STAR TAGS: Jessica Drake, Aiden Ashley, Lexi Belle, Celeste Star, Jessica Jaymes, Jessa Rhodes, Alexis Texas, AEE 2014 Day Two Exclusive Video]

professor jessica drake
11/11/14

Throughout the day we will all be reminded of those that have taken a vastly different track in life and been willing to pay the ultimate price so millions of people they never met can enjoy a free existence. Of course we should always remember these people, but it probably says something about Americans that we had to change the name to Veterans’ Day because not enough people know what Armistice means anymore. Kylie Ireland helps us celebrate in our traditional fashion, but we all have rather more typical feelings of gratitude today. [STAR TAGS: Super-Secret Star, Kylie Ireland Video]

Kylie Stone, Kylie Ireland, Chris Cannon (an actual veteran)
11/7/14

Hundreds of different web sites “cover” the AVN Trade Show in January, and each of them rushes out to be the first on the scene with, well, essentially the same story as last year. Being admittedly weird, we took a different track this year. With stunning cleverness, we held off our day by day reviews, waiting until last year’s coverage could help get everyone excited for next years show. It seemed rather novel to actually give people enough notice to make some plans if they have always wanted to join us at one of these. That’s what we meant to say about ourselves, come to think of it: We’re novel. Not weird. … Certainly not. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Kristal Summers, Kylie Ireland, Celeste Star, Jayden Jaymes, Bonnie Rotten, Bailey Blue, Nina Hartley, Riley Reid, Lexi Belle, Jesse Jane, Debi Diamond, Annika Albrite, Raven Rockette, Jessica Drake, Stormy Daniels, Sunny Lane, AEE 2014 Day One Exclusive Video]

Stormy
11/4/14

We always try to do something a little special on these national election days, just on the off chance that people do not want to spend all of their time watching network projections. Regardless of who or what wins, though, 100% of the people in the land will be absolutely thrilled that at least we have seen the end of all the annoying commercials for the next year and a half or so. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Olivia Del Rio, Laura Palmer, Roxanne Hall, Randi Rage, Cytherea Exclusive Video]

Cytherea
11/2/14

Everyone celebrates in their own way, and for our part we would like to go on record as saying that any celebration that includes Celeste Star will be perfectly fine with us, no matter how accurate the timing. We call it A “Celesteal” Pooling, but you might be too busy saying, “Wow!” to call it much of anything. [STAR TAGS: Celeste Star Video, Michael Ninn]

Celeste Star

November 2011 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

11/27/11

However you define it, we have a lot to be thankful for around here this year. Shayla and Cytherea have launched themselves into their sites with happy (and often naked) abandon. Maverick continues to evolve with 247AdultStars.com, and Michael finally won his David and Goliath battle against the (allegedly) evil 800-lb gorilla of a corporate powerhouse. D.Minion continues in her inimitable way, which turns out to be fairly safe to say, because as far as we know, no one has ever tried to imitate her, actually. … As for this end of our first (and with any luck last) Thanksgiving Weekend Blast, we’re spreading a little Love today. Now we all look forward to going back to work, because this vacation has been killing us. … By the way, if you read the last four (large) first letters of each post, it turns out it spells “Ho Ho” proving a long-held philosophy around here: At the very least, we amuse ourselves. [STAR TAGS: Heather Vuur Video, Heather Vandeven Video, Justine Joli Video, Faith Leon Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] 

Heather Vuur (Vandeven) Showing Love in the First Degree - and Second Base
11/26/11

Out in the “real world” it can be pretty difficult to find someone that will staunchly defend the intellect of a person that has chosen a profession in the adult industry. You show us a parent thrilled that their daughter picked “Porn Star” as a career choice, and we’ll show you someone in dire need of rehab of one sort or another. Of course, almost none of these “real” people have ever met Shayla LaVeaux, and that’s a pity. Now naturally we realize the irony in pitying someone that at best pities us, but we enjoy irony. It gets rid of all the wrinkles. [STAR TAGS: Haley Paige Video]

A Road Less Travelled
11/25/11

Honestly we don’t even know if the term “Black Friday” qualifies as Politically Correct anymore, although the media seems comfortable enough with it. Apparently we can use colors to describe anything except people — unless they’re white, in which case some other set of rules apply entirely. Of course that being the case has probably caused all the confusion and distress in the first place, so there’s that. Well, we happily avoid this controversy completely today, as we welcome Maverick and 247AdultStars with an entirely new section of his site, although as far as we know he has not as yet assigned a color to it. Best we should remember that the last item in Pandora’s Box happened to be “Hope” perhaps. Although thankfully whether or not that falls into the “Evil” category also remains outside our little scope on this day. [STAR TAGS: Cate Harrington, 247AdultStars.com]

A Breath of Fresh Air — And Some Water
11/24/11

Only in Los Angeles can you see a bumper sticker that reads, “Enjoy your Health. Eat Organic!” as you ride behind a 30-yr-old foreign car belching malodorous black smoke into the air. … On the other hand, there happen to be many different things that we can in fact be thankful for today, so that will be our plan. [STAR TAGS: Happy Thanksgiving!] 

Thanksgiving 2011 - NOT Belching Smoke
11/19/11

So the plan was to put up this “get ready for Vegas in January” post at 11:11 on 11/11/11, since those don’t happen very often. It was a great plan, devised with meticulous care, cultivated with rapt devotion, and prepared fully for bountiful harvest. (See? Sometimes we don’t mix metaphors.) …Yeah, well, and then we forgot. It seems we prepared too early and scared ourselves. … That happens. … Consequently we decided to put it up at 11:19 on 11/19/11 because, hey, it’s still full of prime numbers. That has to count for something. We’ll try to pay more attention on the next 11/11/11. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Cheyenne Silver Exclusive Video]

Cheyenne Silver Helping Us Water Our Plants … as it were …
11/17/11

We would have to admit that Much Ado About Nothing has significantly more literary merit than you will likely find inside the Members’ Area today. That said, our own “Much Ado About Cytherea” has a heck of a lot more to offer in terms of pure illustration. Also, we find reason to give you some really sneaky news about one of our friends, and we tap Renee Perez to do so — also very illustrative, by the way. … OK, so “pure” might not be the appropriate adjective, perhaps, but we’ve never been big on being appropriate anyway. What’s the point? [STAR TAGS: Renee Perez Video, Cytherea, Michael Ninn]

Much Ado About SOMETHING
11/12/11

Most of us are too young to remember reading the instructions on one of the world’s very first video games, but we have recently learned that they provided the following guidance: 1. Insert quarter. 2. Avoid Klingons. … A unique beauty can exist in simplicity, can it not? So with that humble aim in mind, we wish our good friend Wendy Divine a Happy Birthday today. As for D.Minion’s contribution, well, let’s just go with “unique” for that as well. [STAR TAGS: Wendy Divine]

One way to Celebrate a Birthday
11/9/11

If you have any chance at all of taking the day off tomorrow so that you can see Cytherea venture into the Cam Show world at 11:00 am (California time), you might want to take that step. Obviously we can never be sure when someone may read these little notices, what with them staying up historically for more than a decade, so just to be clear: Thursday, November 10, 2011 – 2:00 pm EST – Cytherea CAM SHOW! Get there from the “Sweet Fantasy Cams” link on her site. Oh, and if you’re waiting around for the show to start, you might want to consider Film School as our buddy Lorraine Sisco has done. [STAR TAGS: Adriana Sage]

Preparing to Study - Probably
11/6/11

Today happens to be D.Minion’s favorite day of the year — at least as far as days go where she doesn’t get to order milk in a bar and embarrass the rest of us. As you may or may not have noticed, the majority of American clocks “fell back” early this morning, thus meaning that DM could sleep an extra hour (at least without feeling guilty). … Now this may seem an odd introduction, but if you come up with a better one to talk about Shayla playing with whips and chains, you just send it on in. We’ll switch this one out. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Roxanne Hall Video]

Call if a “V” for Victory
11/3/11

Just when you think you’ve heard everything, right? … Apparently a professional football player got arrested in Boston on Halloween night for “indecent battery” as the media reported it. Now pro athletes doing monumentally stupid, even illegal, things comes as no surprise to anyone, and you certainly can’t go around groping whomever you feel like on a dance floor, but did the state of Massachusetts ever consider that having such a law on the books seems to imply that such a thing as “decent battery” exists? Fortunately someone allegedly much smarter than those of us around here has to figure all that out while we can concentrate on the actual A.J. Bailey and Capri Anderson. For what it’s worth, we’ll let you know now that their groping is a whole lot better than decent. [STAR TAGS: Capri Anderson Video, AJ Bailey Video, Michael Ninn]

A.J. & Capri - Very Willing Participants

December 2006 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/29/06

It’s magic. Or maybe it’s just common. We sometimes have difficulty making that distinction, but we’re amazing adept at noticing really beautiful naked women like Kristal and Dee. In the grand scheme of things, that seems like a comfortable compromise. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Kristal Summers, Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Devinn Lane Video, Exclusive Video]

Dee on the beach. Try to be there when she is.
12/25/06

Even by our own amazingly lax standards today’s Holiday Celebration stretches the “weird” category to new dimensions. Still, even D.Minion would consider this wonderfully “personal” and a happy minion makes for a happy new year. This seems a quite reasonable goal in the grand perspective. Besides, Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Chasey Lain, Vicca, Nikita, Norma Jean, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, and Katja Kean (just to name some of them) sound pretty darned festive to us. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Vicca, Nikita, Taren Steele, Roxanne Hall, Stephanie Swift, Stacey Valentine, Avalon, Norma Jean, Chasey Lain, Kaylan Nicole, Serenity, Phaedra Alexis, Audrey Hollander, Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Faith Leon, Katja Kean, Justine Joli, Karlie Montana, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Juli awaits your entry.
12/24/06

Today we present a pre-party present that you can precisely see presently. (There’s some debate about the “personal” nature of this adventure, but by most definitions, considering it not so would be a preposterous proposition.) And now you needn’t rely on prescience. … When you’re at a loss for something to say, we say go with alliteration. It doesn’t necessarily mean much, but it sure is fun. [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Dee Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Dee gives Georgia a present. Or maybe it's the other way around.
12/18/06

We’re pretty sure this is the first time we’ve ever put up BTS before even the Facade of BTS. Of course we’re also convinced that we’re very clever and ever-so-amusing, so clearly we have some unresolved issues. Still, Lorraine Sisco in charge of Mika Tan, Otto Bauer, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie, Daisy Marie, Alexis Love, Kaiya Lynn, Jerry, Ben English, Barry Scott, and Jean Val Jean ought to go a long way toward forgiveness, we figure. Of course we could have that wrong too. … Oh, dear. … See why we try to avoid this treacherous path of reasoning. It’s better just to enjoy the pretty people. … And have some ice cream; that’s good too. [FEATURED TAGS: Mika Tan Video, Nikki Benz, Jenaveve Jolie Video, Daisy Marie Video, Alexis Love Video, Kaiya Lynn, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Mika wants you to read this. Really. ... We're almost positive.
12/12/06

You know how we always say that truth is stranger than fiction? Consider this, and we promise that it’s true. … We were riding in a new SUV that one of the Risqué ladies happened to have picked up recently, and we couldn’t help but noticing a vast collection of “sticky notes” plastered on the dash. “I just love this new car,” the fair lass bubbled, “that little plastic screen is the perfect place to put directions for places I’m going.” … Honestly we waited as long as we could before pointing out that she was in fact using “sticky notes with directions” to cover up the vehicle GPS system. … Sometimes in life it’s best just to sit back and enjoy it. And that’s what we figured to do today as we immerse ourselves in Chris Hall’s pictures on the set of Aperture. Real photographers are fun to visit sometimes, but we must be honest and point out that Chris forgot to get any pictures of domestic animals or guys on ladders. [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur, Heather Vandeven, Daisy Marie, Ginger Lea, Rita Faltoyano, Holly Wellin, Risque News Insight]

Heather Vuur
12/9/06

Altruistic goals guide the male porn star, as we learn today, and then we give some evidence to back up our speculation that most female porn stars didn’t grow up milking cows and slopping hogs. Odd to think that we’re accomplishing this with a push into the Christmas Spirit with on the set coverage of Axel Braun’s Silent Night. We should warn you, though, D.Minion saw real live chickensand guys working on ladders. You might want to just skip those shots and concentrate on the ones of Riley Evans and Regan Reese. It’s really up to you. [FEATURED TAGS: Regan Reese, Riley Evans, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

An Adult Version of Santa's Elves
12/6/06

Today could be a lot of fun. … Or today could be kind of frustrating. … Or today could even be repetitive, depending upon your personal history. … As a group we’ve chosen cheap Self-Help Book Philosophy: Happiness is there in life for everyone. All you have to do is grab it. … Clearly none of these moronic authors was ever a Bronco fan any time in the 60’s and early 70’s, or over the last three weeks, come to think of it. (That last part was not a “group” consensus, actually.) [FEATURED TAGS: Michael Ninn]

We credit/blame Mr. Ninn for this one.
12/5/06

We have been corrected today, as we show you D.Minion’s stills from Kristal Summers’ First AND Second Cam Shows. And we just feel horrible about the mistake. Or else we don’t give a whit, so long as there continues to be beautiful naked women around. Gosh. We always get these little details confused. And we’d worry about it more, but we apparently still have a lot of pressing lobbying to do. So many cat people, so little time … [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, D.Minion]

Kristal in pajamas. Really. It's true.
12/2/06

We’re taking “flashing” to a level we actually don’t mind so much. Basically our philosophy has always just been to “not suck” and this effort falls solidly into that category. D.Minion exercised some unusual clout today too, though, but we’re blaming Carol, who said “that sounds like a great post” in some secret communication or another. Let’s just say that as pets go, dogs are still better. So there. [FEATURED TAGS: Jassie Video, Moni Michaels Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Moni Michaels considering Jassie. We do that too.
12/1/06

Apparently it’s rather chilly in many parts of the country, and so we thought we’d offer up a few Jamaican views with Dee (and Kristal Summers and some others). Granted, we’re also using the fun footage to further our educational quests, but if you can’t learn with naked women, well then what fun would life be anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee Video, Exclusive Video]

Dee ... warming things up quite nicely already.