11/30/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Blow (It) Off[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lisa de Leeuw Video] |
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11/22/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Do It for Yourself[STAR TAGS: Claudia Valentine Video] |
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11/17/21 | ![]() Shayla Therapy of a Sort[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
11/16/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Undergarment Surprise[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Crystal Breeze Video] |
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11/14/21 | ![]() Cythereas Oh, Goodness GUSH O’Mighty[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Kristal Summers, Hannah Harper Video, Missy Monroe Video, Sindy Lange Video, Angela Stone Video, Lisa Ann Video, Ana Nova Video] |
11/13/21 | ![]() RisqueNews Phases of the Moons[STAR TAGS: Sarah Blake Video, Breanne Benson Video] |
11/12/21 | ![]() DeesClub “Boxing” with Dee & Juli[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Juli Ashton Video, Exclusive Dee Video, Michael Ninn] |
11/11/21 | ![]() Shayla Fondling Memories[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
11/10/21 | ![]() RisqueNews Georgia on Her … Mind … (to begin)[STAR TAGS: Georgia Adair Video, Justine Joli Video] |
11/9/21 | ![]() GingerLynn No Place Like Holmes[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
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11/7/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Raven Rockette – Brandy Aniston – Kelly Shibari – Emily Kae – Kiki Daire – Rebecca Bardoux… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
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11/4/21 | ![]() Cythereas Red of the Pale Pink Variety[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
11/3/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Kim Chi, but Not the Sour Kind[STAR TAGS: Kimberly Chi Video] |
11/2/21 | ![]() Shayla Teasing & Definitely Not Teasing[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kaylan Nicole Video] |
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Filed Under: Eddie Van Halen
August 2021 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
8/31/21 | ![]() Cythereas A Bed Perspective[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
8/28/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Undressed | but Gentlemanly[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Erica Boyer Video] |
8/27/21 | ![]() ReelRisque Accent Piece pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Samora Morgan Video] |
8/26/21 | ![]() Cythereas Slut Sniffing in Theory and Application[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
8/25/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Dillion on Friends & Fans[STAR TAGS: Dillion Harper Exclusive Video] |
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8/21/21 | ![]() Cythereas Almost Satisfying[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
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8/19/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Acting Counts[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
8/18/21 | ![]() Shayla A Decidedly Good Evening[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/15/21 | ![]() GingerLynn When Rome Is In You…[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
8/15/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Cher Adele – Diana Prince – Melody Jordan – Tara Morgan – Tia Cyrus – Alix Lovell… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
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8/12/21 | ![]() Cythereas Variations on a Wet Theme[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
8/10/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Stone Hot Take & Outtake[STAR TAGS: Misty Stone Exclusive Video] |
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8/8/21 | ![]() RisqueNews Darker Observations[STAR TAGS: Alex Jordan Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
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8/6/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Jack On, Jack Off[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Exclusive Video, Aiden Starr Exclusive Video] |
8/4/21 | ![]() Cythereas Special Occasion Playing[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
8/3/21 | ![]() GingerLynn Sperm Independent[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Lynn Ray Video] |
8/2/21 | ![]() Shayla OH … Lé![STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Francesca Le’ Video] |
8/1/21 | ![]() RisqueNews Exceptionally Well Steeled[STAR TAGS: Taren Steele Video] |
May 2012 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
5/28/12 | If someone gives you an extra-special, handy-dandy, super-secret coupon, it’s pretty easy to just throw it away. However, if someone gives you this coupon along with a whole bunch of other fascinating memories, well, then, you can spend an hour or two being entertained — before you throw the coupon away. Still, we’re covering Members and Memories today, and that seems apropos for Memorial Day. (You will need to supply your own beverage and BBQ. Sorry about that.) [FEATURED TAGS: Heather Vuur Exclusive Video, Heather Vandeven Exclusive Video, Jassie Exclusive Video, Monica Mayhem Exclusive Video, Eddie Van Halen, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/26/12 | Looks count apparently. Consequently a couple of talented folks spent some time on presentation this time around, although honestly the fact that you’re presenting Kristal Summers, Julia Ann, and Steve (before he left too early) doesn’t hurt one’s dedication to the effort. Sadly limited to only a “Virtual Dee” this time around, D.Minion nonetheless managed to work in yet another reference to donuts with sprinkles. Maybe it comes from hanging out with all those sweet women … maybe. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Julia Ann, Nina Hartley, Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/23/12 | Regardless of one’s level of education, we all seem to be susceptible to the devilish “grass is greener” trap. Even if we happen to be exceptionally talented in one area, we all display an apparently human desire to do something else. Well, just so you know, that doesn’t always work out exactly as we anticipated. It does not diminish the “fun to try” factor any, though, and so around risqué we tend to let people play a bit when they feel the urge. Honestly, this should be the last place anyone ever discourages urges, right? … By the way, do you think rock stars sit around lamenting, “Dang, but I surely do wish I could do web code!” before they go to bed every night? [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kaz B., 247AdultStars.com] |
5/18/12 | Today happens to be all about Shayla LaVeaux, which honestly would make any day a darned special occasion. Everyone loves Shayla, to tell you the truth, mostly because she’s kind, considerate of the feelings of others, and even after all these years in the industry still goes out and puts “fun” first in everything she does. Of course the fact that she’s sexy as all get out doesn’t hurt anything either. Life being what it is, though, somehow all of us people that love Shayla don’t get treated exactly the same way as some of the people that Shayla loves back. Presumably that has something to do with the whole sexy as all get out thing. … That bites. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Alexandra Silk, Carmen Luvana] |
5/14/12 | Having gotten quite confused over the weekend with what we had as a plan to introduce Cytherea’s site wishes, we came into work this morning to the greetings of all those annoying “stickler for a schedule” types pointing out that we sort of forgot to put up what we were supposed to. Fortunately, a healthy dose of humor goes a long way in these parts, so we managed to sneak by with our illustration from yesterday, if we promised to put up the “other” Cytherea post today. More Cytherea? … No one can see a down side in that. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea] |
5/13/12 | We celebrate “Mom” today, even as the rest of the country does the same thing. Granted, as a general rule we probably celebrate the process in which women become moms a bit more than does the average person, but as difficult as it may be to believe for the politically conservative out there, we have mothers too. We also have fathers. … And pretty much after that everything is different. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
5/10/12 | Today we’re doing something a little different, which considering our usual method of operation probably provides no practical clues as to our intent at all. Even we couldn’t remember the last time we did something “normal” when we tried to think about it. That said, we have never used this particular approach before. You see, our leader actually wrote an article for the FREE SIDE of risqué, and then we adapted that document to the MEMBERS’ SIDE of our world. Members may not even realize it, because why would you ever go back to the Free Side, after all, but we (sporadically) run “web safe” stories out there with the hopes of finding new folks that might enjoy our approach in here. Of course they are rarely truly “topical” — often running years after they appeared in the Members’ Area — but we spend the vast majority of our time taking care of Members, so this approach has always seemed logical to us. This time, we got instructions to flip that approach completely around. We have no idea why, but however odd we may be, we also have a decidedly prudent streak. We do what the boss says. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Dee, Holly Hollywood Video, Michael Ninn] |
5/7/12 | We always celebrate Cinco de Mayo in this office, either because we’re extraordinarily culturally aware, or we just love dark-skinned women. That could be it too. Of course it could also be that for whatever reason we all really love very spicy Mexican food. But that could be simply because initial interviews are always done at a local “Cantina” and anybody that wimps out over the chile verde never gets hired. Our own “El Jefe” disputes that last claim, but interestingly that’s not quite the same thing as denying it. … Now this year the holiday came on a Saturday, and what with all the work we’ve been doing on the new catalogue, in a rare turn of events every one of us had the weekend off. Fortunately we suffered no digital disasters in our absence, but we did miss the celebration. Consequently we’re celebrating Siete de Mayo this year. Tequila makes one quite adaptable, after all. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea] |
5/1/12 | So if you spend a few hundred words trying to explain just how well you can be brief, well, that sort of seems to miss the point, right? If, however, a lovely lass such as Shayla LaVeaux makes the request, you certainly try your darnedest to accommodate her. We may not have done an exemplary job per se, but if you look at it honestly we nonetheless feel rather fine about the issue. How many times in life has a pretty girl reduced a group to a bunch of blithering idiots, after all? [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
October 2011 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/31/11 | Remember when the “Little Monsters” visiting us this evening just meant there were a bunch of small people in costume going door to door obtaining free candy under threat of dirty deeds? Now, according to some of the … let’s go with less aged … among our office staff, a “Little Monster” might mean simply that the individual in question happens to be a fan of Lady Gaga. When did that happen? We missed the memo. … If you want to have some fun tonight, when the beggars come ringing your doorbell with their already sugar-filled bags thrust forward, choose “Trick!” and see what happens. If you can’t educate the young, what fun is life anyway? … Of course if you’d rather have an altogether different kind of fun tonight, just give ’em the candy so you can get back to our “Gothic Cheerleader” courtesy of Cytherea. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video] |
10/29/11 | No one here will admit responsibility for the apparent “poetry bug” that has bitten the writers around here, but as is our custom, we have made it quite easy to just skip to the … let’s go with more visual … presentations. After all, while it may take some education to adequately consider Shakespeare, it hardly takes a college degree to see the benefits of Shayla LaVeaux and Olivia Del Rio “virtually” … let’s go with working. Come to think of it, let’s just go … . [FEATURED TAGS: Eddie Van Halen, Jassie, Heather Vurr, Heather Vandeven, Monica Mayhem, Michael Ninn, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Olivia Del Rio Video ] |
10/26/11 | Certainly most of us would come to the aid of a Damsel in Distress — at least one would hope. Yet what percentage of us would take the time to explain Distress in Damsels when at the end of the written explanation comes Monique Alexander and Tori Black? … See? Don’t you just hate those philosophical puzzles? … Fortunately there will be no test today. Truthfully you don’t even need to pay attention to all the pesky words in the way of the beautiful women (although please don’t tell the copywriters because they’re very sensitive). And since we are being honest, we should mention that we find it pretty hard to imagine either Monique or Tori being in “distress” for very long. Right? [FEATURED TAGS: Monique Alexander Video, Tori Black Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/23/11 | Apparently “blonds have more fun” as they go through life. Assuming that true, then Jaclyn Smith (followed recently by Minka Kelly) would be much more alluring would they only dye their hair, right? Uh-huh. Have we mentioned the beautiful ocean-front property just outside of Denver we’re trying to sell? … Well, we don’t often get the chance to talk about one woman with experience in both “lifestyles” in adult movies, but when we do, we jump at the chance. OK. So that fact that A.J. Bailey happens to be brilliant too doesn’t hurt anything. Hey, when she gets old, she’ll still be smart. [FEATURED TAGS: AJ Bailey Video, Capri Anderson Video, Helmetcam Audio, Michael Ninn] |
10/22/11 | Theoretically, taking “the road less travelled” will make all the difference. Of course, have you ever noticed that no one ever mentions whether or not that difference will turn out to be a good thing? Life comes down to a matter of defining your perspective and then setting priorities; it’s really not any more complicated than that. For our part, we always seem to choose the path filled with naked women. They’re probably more philosophical or something. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Tasha Reign, Sarah Vandella, Kagney Linn Karter, Alexis Texas, Michael Ninn] |
10/18/11 | So a Haiku, a Fairy Tale, and a Limerick walk into a web site … No, really. … That’s what actually happens today. … We can’t really say “why” necessarily, because that would involve trying to understand D.Minion’s rationale, and we can assure you: Down that road disaster lies. … On a more — let’s go with typically sane — route, we do at least get to show off Shayla cavorting in our small town on California’s Central Coast. Better yet, Shayla has chosen to do so with a distinct lack of clothing for the most part, although she does seem to take advantage of batteries purchased locally. We’ve even thrown in some of those fancy “movin’ pictures” displaying a similar sort of cavorting, even though the scene has nothing technically to do with the poems. Internally we’ve entitled this bit of fun “The Lingerie Toss and Other Tales” but you may be more interested in the “Pure Gold Pussy” once all is said and done. Basically we know what we’ve done, but we have no idea what DM has said. [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video] |
10/16/11 | All things considered, we have a pretty good life around here. Granted the abundance of beautiful naked women around does tend to slant the playing field in our favor, but we have deeply spiritual — metaphysically philosophical, even — reasons to be grateful for our lot in life. Well, at least we plan on having those, just as soon as the beautiful naked women stop working as sole justification. Hey, without a plan, how can you tell when you’ve fallen horribly short? … And the plan for today? Georgia Adair and Dee, beautiful and naked as you likely expected. Honestly, adding enough deeply spiritual and metaphysical philosophy, it adds a whole new interpretation to the concept of the NFL “bye” week. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Dee Video, Georgia Adair Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/10/11 | Columbus Day seemed like the perfect opportunity to talk about the potential benefits of exploration, particularly as they may pertain to Cytherea. Truth be told, we cannot be 100% sure what exactly we will “discover” on our trek, but we remain optimistic. According to Mr. Orwell, should we strive to be admirable writers, we need “let the meaning choose the word, and not the other way about.” As to the effectiveness of our efforts today, we shall let the members decide. … And just a bit of advice for members and non-members alike: Remember what we have learned from Mr. Columbus. Be really careful if you’re screwing the Queen. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Jana Jordan Video, Alana Langford Video, Michael Ninn] |
10/7/11 | For a long time now, we’ve been planning to celebrate the release of the next Michael Ninn movie we can talk about and show off with the last Michael Ninn movies (we could talk about and show off) — these happening right before new Ninn Worx management felt “uncomfortable” with our presence. Consequently, on the precipice of some very select customers in the U.S. being able to obtain a copy of Michael’s The Four, we bring you for the first time D.Minion’s observations of the first day of House of Jordan. We’ve entitled this episode “Who Let the Dogs Out?” — which will make a lot more sense once you read it. … OK. So that may not be entirely true. … It will make as much sense as we usually make. There. [FEATURED TAGS: Jana Jordan, Renee Perez, Lena Nicole, Marlie Moore, Alana Langford, Michael Ninn] |
10/2/11 | Sigh. The plan was to put this up on Sunday night … and then … depression set in. On the stripes of the gridiron the only thing that makes the Colorado professional football team better than Colorado’s biggest college football team is that the college team has played one more game, thus recording one more loss. Many might assume that being from a state even colder than Colorado, say, Wisconsin, would be a fine reason for depression of an entirely more aggregate view. But you if you happen to be a football fan, Wisconsin’s not a bad place to be. … Still, we’re trying to cope the way we do. Too bad Uncle Gibby’s not allowed to look at the video here. He would have liked it — a lot. [FEATURED TAGS: Lexi Belle, Monique Alexander, Anais Video, Michael Ninn] |