Filed Under: Brynn Tyler

August 2023 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

8/31/23 Sandie Cain

247AdultStars

All That He Cain Be

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/30/23 Mostly Axel Braun

Cythereas

Stanza Dell’umido

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn]

8/29/23 Ginger Lynn and Chloe

GingerLynn

Torn with BTS

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Juli Ashton Video, Chloe Video, Stacy Valentine Video, Mia Smiles Video, Veronica Hart Video]

8/28/23 Kylie IrelandWhen you think of Bangers, you mostly think of Mash, right? What an excellent thing, Bangers & Mash. In fact, you might want to schedule a long vacation where your primary objective may be to drive to and fro across England just to sample the Bangers & Mash featured in the various locales. … Just a heads up here, though, as it takes some getting used to if you happen to be from America and rent a car in the U.K. to manage your own travels. Turns out that opinions vary on the “proper” side of the road on which to drive in different countries. You can always take someone local with you, as a bit of security, of course. They will most definitely let you know if you turn a corner and wind up on the improper side of the road — every time. … None of that really matters, however, as today we begin analysis of “Bangers” of an entirely different definition. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video]
8/27/23 Our Newest FriendTry to find another company that could even dig up a camshow from 20+ years ago, and you might be frustrated. Heck, we’re not even sure any of the big cam groups were even around that long ago, although Firt4Free claims to have been around in some iteration since the second half of the 1990s. Still, even that group cannot claim to be able to show off three new friends gleefully cavorting in Juli Ashton’s bedroom in the very, very early days of live streaming. Think about it: Some people legally watching Eat a Peach … or Three today were two years away from even being born at the time of recording. That’ll put a quick twist in your head. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video]
8/26/23 Ana Foxxx and Skin DiamondAs you mature in life, you will begin to realize that sometimes — particularly with things of a sexual nature — the concept can shine much more readily than the actual execution. Ask anyone who has actually ever had sex on a real beach about how much fun they had using sand as lube, for example. And while “69” may sound like an easy feat, not to mention a darned fine-looking number, it takes practice to perfect. It can be physically daunting, not to mention that sometimes the brain just doesn’t know where to focus, honestly. Accomplished perfectly, though, you will find it a unique experience. We consider this la petite mort à deux more generally, even including poets today. … Hey, practice, practice, practice. [STAR TAGS: Lea Hart Video, Mia Li Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Skin Diamond Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Kimber Woods Video, Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] 
8/25/23 Katsuni

ReelRisque

Coming Home Early pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Avena Lee Video]

8/24/23 Valentina Jewels

ReelRisque

Depth of Feel | pics

[STAR TAGS: Valentina Jewels]

8/23/23 Penny Pax and Lily Cade

ReelRisque

“Piece” in the Vallies | pics

[STAR TAGS: Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video]

8/22/23 el jefe

Shayla

Amazing “Feets” by Trained Professionals

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

8/21/23 Nikki Charm

GingerLynn

Behold the Cuckold

[STAR TAGS: Nikki Charm Video]

8/20/23 Jassie

ReelRisque

Excellence in Luminance | pics

[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video]

8/19/23 Valerie VoloshukSometimes you know what a word means, but you just do not see it in everyday conversation all that often. Other times while the word may be uncommon in general, you happen to work in an industry where you see it all the time. Every profession has its own “lingo” that would fall into this category. … Then there are words that mean something generally, but something entirely different in a specialized field. For example, we all tend to fret over one thing or another, but should you be in the business of making guitars, you may fret every day and not feel bad about it all. … Every so often, though, even in a specialized field, you can see a word all the time and still be confused about why an industry uses it. Enter in this final case, a Risqué Cuck Hold. To paraphrase our dear, albeit fictional, friend Inigo Montoya, “They keep using that word. We do not think it means what they think it means.” [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Dylan Ryder Video, Valerie Voloshuk Video, Victoria Ruzheva Video, Friday Video, Maya Hills Video, Mia Rider Video] 
8/18/23 Nurse Phoenix MarieWhen you have a bit of an unanticipated situation in your life, a good nurse can make a lot of difference. Now having a Genie on your side might be handy too, but it would be unethical to use magic to make people do things they would not necessarily do in real life. Everybody knows that. The trick, then, comes down to finding a nurse possessing a solidly strong anal sex drive, y’know depending upon how much distraction one needs to remedy the current situation. To be honest, Phoenix Marie can improve upon most any situation, regardless of the outfit she happens to be wearing. The whole nurse thing certainly doesn’t hurt, though. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video]
8/17/23 Kimber Woods and Jenna Sativa

ReelRisque

Petals to the Mettle | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kimber Woods, Jenna Sativa]

8/16/23 Amber Lynn Bach

GingerLynn

This Thing in Your Mouth

[STAR TAGS: Amber Lynn Bach Video]

8/15/23 Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

en medius minion

[STAR TAGS : Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]

8/14/23 Chessie KayWe have reached another milestone — well, maybe a 100-yard-stone — in the 247AdultStars remastering project, with today marking the completion of another full year of Maverick’s updates. Ironically, Maverick himself in this “AofBJ with Chessie” post celebrated rather more personally than the rest of us noting the achievement. We did, however, notice an odd thing about the way we’ve been progressing. By choosing to go from the newest to the oldest, we end up in a situation where we say farewell to stars before we even meet them. … So that’s weird. … Consequently, we now have completed the most recent four years, we’re going to jump to the back and start moving forward again. At least we can see the progression from excited innocence to, well still excited, professionalism. At the very least we hope that it will not hurt our brains as much. That always seems an admirable goal. [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
8/13/23 jenna ivory

GingerLynn

Randi Wright – Aubrey Addams – Amber Lynn – Jenna Ivory – Cytherea – Kendra Cole

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

8/12/23 Krissy Lynn

ReelRisque

Oily to Bed pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video]

8/11/23 Brynn TylerSo let’s say you’re sittin’ in a classroom, thinkin’ it’s a drag. At this point you have options with Fang and Paul from Brownsville Station, or even Sixx, Mick, and Tom from an entirely different Crüe — as it were. Of course should you be Brynn Tyler you may have an entirely different plan, and even if you get caught, it will nevertheless constitute no substantial problem. Men are such simple creatures. It’s a wonder the human race ever evolved at all, really. [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video]
8/10/23 Ana Foxxx and Skin Diamond

ReelRisque

Diamond’s in the Soft | pics

[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond, Ana Foxxx]

8/8/23 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

You Actually Might Need a Hanky

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

8/7/23 Stella Cox

247AdultStars

The Long and Tall of Stella Cox

[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

8/6/23 Asia CarreraMost of us have a sort of “lizard-brain” dislike of shock therapy as a concept. It does not take a lot of educational background to know that it basically began as a sort of last resort for “medical professionals” when they had run out of traditional options. Sort of a, “what the hell, let’s run some electricity through the brain and see what happens” sort of a thing. Not pleasant. … On the other hand, the Asia Carrera (with co-star Kristal Summers before she was even “Kristal”) approach certainly appears a lot more pleasant. Still not really “professional” demeanor represented by the authority figures in here, but that was probably not the point. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Ava Vincent Video, Asia Carrera Video, Gina Lynn Video, Sydnee Steele Video, Isabella Camille Video]
8/5/23 Maya Hills

ReelRisque

The Understanding Observer | pics

[STAR TAGS: Maya Hills, Mia Rider]

8/4/23 Shayla LaVeaxWhen you think of pearls you probably think of little white round things that mostly come on jewelry, with fake ones easy to make, and real ones deceptively expensive. You may also think of wisdom, as in “pearls of” which tends to be the kind we prefer (and can afford). Of course it can be fairly difficult to fake wisdom too — unless you hold elected office — so that adds to its value for as well. In that mode, then, consider our Amicus Pearls as we all consider Shayla LaVeaux playing in a bathtub remarkably near to an underwater camera. By the way, if you think of “necklace” when you think of pearls, you either have a lot of money, or a very dirty mind. Just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video]
8/3/23 Shayla LaVeaux

ReelRisque

“Hart” in Her Hand | pics

[STAR TAGS: Mia Li, Lea Hart]

8/2/23 Cytherea

Cythereas

Going West for Anal

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video]

8/1/23 Nina Elle

GingerLynn

That Full Feeling

[STAR TAGS: Nina Elle Video, Ginger Lynn Video]

May 2022 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/31/22 Cytherea

Cythereas

Getting Back on the Horse

[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Ginger Lynn]

5/29/22 Nessa Devil

ReelRisque

Worth the Hike pics | vid

[STAR TAGS: Nessa Devil Video]

5/27/22 Shayla LaVeauxIt qualifies as a special day when you can find both deli and literary puns in the same update. Although if that does not entice you, perhaps Shayla LaVeaux doing — if not what she does best, then at least what she likes a lot — may help you decide. We cannot specifically remember asking, but it does not seem like Shayla was thinking much about Holden Caulfield during this “Catch Her in the Wry” experience, though. So if you were thinking that maybe you could put your English degree to good use, you might be off base just a little. You will not care, however. We’re pretty sure of that. We’ll color it copacetic. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] 
5/25/22 Alex Ann

ReelRisque

Very Good Fronds

[STAR TAGS: Alex Ann Video, Natalie Heart Video]

5/24/22 Syren Sexton

247AdultStars

Christmas Back Then | & Way Back Then

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

5/23/22 Aleksa Nicole

GingerLynn

The Value of Curiosity

[STAR TAGS: Aleksa Nicole Exclusive Video]

5/22/22 Justin Joli

GingerLynn

Nikki Sexx – Allison Moore – Mila Jade – Justine Joli – Angelina Valentine – Sasha Heart

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

5/21/22 Inari VachsBack in the early days of DVD — when a very prominent production company owner used to boast, “nothing will ever replace VHS” — we started shooting Behind the Scenes in order to add bonus features to the digital video disc. It got to the point where people on set never really even noticed the BTS cameras anymore, and that’s when we decided to shoot My First Porno — where the BTS was the movie, and the process of shooting “the movie” were really just the BTS. Well, MFP comes back online today, still as unique as it ever was, and still as wildly entertaining. Honestly, even the best streaming services available today really just exist as cheaper VHS options (albeit of much higher technical quality). The story behind the story has always been much more illustrative of the human condition. It should be all about humans, right? [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Kristal Summers Video, Inari Vachs Video, Wendy Divine Video, Maya Divine Video, Becca, Alexis Amore Video, Rayveness Video, Chantelle Video, Brooke Ashley Video]
5/20/22 KatsuniGroup sex can be a funny thing in real life. Not so much the activity itself, although that can be hilarious as all the various body parts try to twist and turn elegantly — just like they see in the movies, don’t you know. At its core, though, the entire concept can be daunting. First off, you need to find a group. And not just any group will do. They all need to want to have sex together, most importantly (it would seem) with you as well. Bottom line, if you’ll pardon the expression in this instance, if you run across a couple (at least) of Nations You’d Like to Penetrate — in the decidedly fun way, instead of the horrible make the nightly news way — just letting them know what you’re thinking can be a risky proposition. Perhaps if you all watched this movie together it might help. You never know. [STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Katsumi Video, Lauren Phoenix Video, Saana Video, Dillan Lauren Video, Bobbie Blair Video, Jenna Haze Video, Taylor Rain Video]
5/19/22 Ginger Lynn

GingerLynn

HEEEY Bolla-Bolla-Bolla

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

5/18/22 Vanessa Veracruz

ReelRisque

Spit Shine

[STAR TAGS: Vanessa Veracruz, Serena Blair]

5/16/22 Ginger Helping

GingerLynn

Focus on the Epidermis

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Raven Video, Danica Rhea Video]

5/15/22 Delciously Dee

RisqueNews

Revel in the Dee Trails

[STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Sasha Heart Video, Sara Luvv Video, Serena Blair Video]

5/13/22 Breast FriendsFriday the 13th seems like the perfect time to wrap up literally months of coverage on a single epic movie, this being BatFXXX: Dark Knight Parody, in case you find yourself very, very new in these Risqué parts. … Come to think of it you will see many, many parts in today’s adventure, and many of them will in fact be risqué, but we mostly chose the day because these sorts of Fridays do not qualify as rare necessarily, but they do happen infrequently enough that we mark them as special. Besides, whether good or bad, that kind of luck always shows up at the end of a superhero movie, so that fit thematically as well. Also, today fits the publication pattern, and our OCD leaders would have freaked if we broke that system on entry number 10 of the series. Broken leaders are sad (and they do not write checks well). [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video, Isis Love Video, Jenny Hendrix Video, Katie Kox Video, Krissy Lynn Video, Madelyn Marie Video, Nika Noir Video, Yurizan Beltran Video]
5/11/22 Samantha Bentley

247AdultStars

Samantha Bentley — Envy with Red

[STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

5/10/22 Sheena Rose

GingerLynn

This Weird Spot & No Boner Killing

[STAR TAGS: Sheena Rose Exclusive Video]

5/9/22 Randy Spears and Shayla LaVeaux

Shayla

How to Float His Boat

[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video]

5/8/22 Karlie Montana and Cadence St. JohnOne of the good things about wandering through the Risqué Commune has to be all the meandering between sites that we do. If you tried to look at a map of the entire thing, it would probably look like somebody made it with a Spirograph — y’know, with a bunch of boobs in it. That “macrame” approach to things can be troublesome, though, when one tries to update a single little story, only to find that it takes off at a run though a dozen pages or more on two or three different sites. When that happens we can miss an update, which D.Minion will have us fix before we can even talk about the new Reel Risqué update with Karlie Montana and Cadence St. John (including 100 photos too). We find it worth the effort, though, because how many adult sites can you name who can seamlessly weave in Mrs. Mac’s Famous Beef Pie into their coverage. That takes talent — or maybe a strangely twisted brain. Opinions differ on this point. [STAR TAGS: Karlie Montana Video, Candence St. John Video]
5/6/22 Shayla and GoPro

Shayla

Legs for Miles

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Shayla LaVeaux Video]

5/5/22 Holly Kiss

247AdultStars

Kiss for Cinco de Mayo & Maverick

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Holly Kiss Video, 247AdultStars.com]

5/4/22 Cytherea

Cythereas

May the Fourth Be Cytherea (Yep.)

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Cytherea Video]

5/3/22 Ginger Helping

GingerLynn

Invigorate the Day

[STAR TAGS: Exclusive Ginger Lynn Video, Exclusive Joslyn James Video]

5/2/22 Ginger Waiting

GingerLynn

Reems of Fun

[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video]

5/1/22 Kylie Nicole

GingerLynn

Nikki Daniels – Ava Green – Kylie Nicole – Devyn Heart – Alex Chance – Shae Snow

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

June 2014 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/14

Beware the Caption Conflagration today, although we have made it fairly easy to avoid, what with us being all kind and benevolent and stuff. We have also provided excellent diversion in the form of Shayla LaVeaux and U.K. star Chantelle Fox. You may consider them separate, but equal, in fine constitutional manner. We did need to say for the record, though, that the Sonny and Cher references were not our fault. … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux, Chantelle Fox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Chantelle Fox
6/23/14

Do you know the difference between a complex sentence and a cat? Well as it turns out you can learn some fun things while reading Stephen King — a chap possessing a literary expertise you will likely never, ever see around here quite honestly. On the other hand, you will find us substantially less gruesome as a rule too, and we have a lot more beautiful naked women. So there’s that. … Oh! The difference between a complex sentence and a cat? … One has claws at the end of its paws … [STAR TAGS: Juli Ashton, Shayla LaVeaux, Dee, Alexis DeVell, Kaylan Nicole, Taylor Hayes, Chasey Lain, Devinn Lane, Doria, Jenna Jameson, Renee LaRue]

Juli Ashton
6/19/14

We all like watching athletes going for the win. If we’re going to live vicariously through them, we sort of expect them to do things we cannot accomplish on our own, after all. Being extra-special, naturally, Cytherea takes that concept one consonant further as she opts to go for the “Wynn” — as in Tyla. Interestingly enough, as she adds one little letter, Cytherea removes all of their clothes. Seems like an excellent trade for the vicarious amongst us. [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Tyla Wynn Video, Roxetta, Michael Ninn]

Tyla Wynn on Cytherea
6/15/14

One could make an argument that the sum total of all human knowledge appears somewhere on a t-shirt. “Never underestimate the immense power of Stupid People in large groups” seems to be the current office favorite, although between all of us, we have quite a selection. We could easily have “What’s your funniest t-shirt?” in the job application form, truth be told. On a topic completely unrelated to stupid people — and not in a large group anyway — we get well read with Riley Reid for a bit today. [STAR TAGS: Riley Reid, Kylie Ireland Video]

Riley Reid
6/12/14

Nobody likes missing “The Moment” at any time. When, however, “The Moment” includes an afternoon alone in a hotel room with Shayla LaVeaux while she finds various locations in which she might masturbate, well, some of those “nobody” people that missed This Moment really don’t seem all that happy about it. Seems odd, right? They get to see the pictures (and video) just like everyone else. Sheesh. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Megan Foxx, Sunny Lane, Sasha Heart, Nicki Hunter, Erica McLean]

Not Shayla. But Also Cute.
6/7/14

Testosterone just complicates things. We get the whole “necessary for the survival of the species” thing, but if you ever get a chance to visit a movie set for a show that has no males in the cast, that should be the one you make room for in your schedule. You know how obnoxious — and a little pitiful — men can be in a bar situation where they’re just hoping to get laid? Just imagine the strutting they do on a movie set where they know they’re going to. If deflated male egos did not result in time delays from deflated male “other parts” we might actually be honest about how the women on set view them. [STAR TAGS: Alexis Texas, Ashli Orion, Audrey Bitoni, Brynn Tyler, Jordan Kingsley, Kagney Linn Karter, Kayla Carrera, London Keyes, Tory Lane, Penny Flame, Nina Hartley]

Alexis Texas
6/4/14

Woe be to us and the burdensome tasks we face spending quality time with porn stars. We remain dedicated professionals, however, withstanding vast personal difficulty while bringing in the story. Hey, if you think you have ever felt like an insignificant anonymous person before, you ought to try walking into a casino with Kristal Summers. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers, Shayla LaVeaux]

On Seeing Kristal Summers
6/1/14

The question “May I?”might be rather ingrained into anyone that went to school in America, but clearly the teachers did not have “Dee’s May” in mind when they came up with their lesson plans. Should you be a Member, then you might see “May We Please” at a different level, and as a completely different sentence fragment. Should you not be a Member, well, then that’s sad. May — the Force — IS with us. [STAR TAGS: Dee Video, Juli Ashton Video, May Video, Jade Marcella]

Juli Ashton, May, and Dee

May 2010 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

5/30/10 Can you look back at any particular group of days in your life and think, “You know, that was really, really good … “? We assume that almost all of us can do that, and if you can’t, well we’re sincerely very sorry for you. That said, you should really get about setting up one of those times for yourself, and we’ve helpfully provided some suggestions here today. Just as a hint: It helps if you can bring along a few beautiful porn stars. Having someone else foot the bill turns out to be important too. Things definitely don’t go better with broke. [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca, Nikita, Lola, Doria, Heather Hunter, Lexus Locklear]
See? If you end up in jail, you should take Lexus Locklear with you.
5/28/10 Advertising Campaigns don’t usually set themselves up as themes in our little Risqué Commune world, but they do seem rather prevalent around here over the past month or so. Consequently, when we decided to keep plodding though all the Dee at KSEX Coverage, the slight (but ever-so-beautiful) bonus at the conclusion became interestingly appropriate. Also, assuming things go according to plan, we’ve now set the stage for a more significant Advertising Campaign Contribution in the future. Of course according to plan always seems to be the wild card around here. One thing about it, our lives are never boring. [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio, Dee, Kinzie Kenner, Lexie L’Amour, Stella]
Dee Campaigning of a Different Sort
5/23/10 If you’ll pardon the potentially politically incorrect influence for a moment, we’ll tell you that although we’ve shown all manner of “chicks” around here, this might be the first time we’ve actually shown you chickens. And what, you might wonder, do chickens have to do with Maverick’s observations (and various levels of stalking) with Days 3 & 4 of the most recent AEE? Well, we would tell you, should we deign to answer such a reasonable question, not so much really. On the other hand in this case they do work as a metaphor for the condition that arises when you take a boy out of his normal element and he seeks to commune with nature. Being potentially politically incorrect can be pretty deep it seems. [FEATURED TAGS: AdultStars247.com, Lexi Love, Tori Black, Nyomi Banxxx, Gina Lynn, Nina Hartley, Bree Olsen, Sasha Grey, Jana Jordan, Belladonna, Sunny Lane, Kaylani Lei, Kayden Kross, Monique Alexander, Alexis Texas, Raven Alexis, Sunset Thomas, Shauna Sand, Kelli McCarty, Sunny Leone, AJ Bailey, Riley Steele, Julia Ann, Raylene, Teagan Presley, Exclusive Video]
It's a chicken. Did you think we were kidding?
5/20/10 I wanted to call this “Cytherea Flies Solo Anew” but D.Minion said that would be overly erudite. (Yeah, she talks like that.) Of course “anew” she wouldn’t go for it. … Now how’s that for not overly erudite? … We should probably get to the story. It’s always a bit scary when we start making editorial comments before the author even gets a chance to start the actual article about which we sit posed to comment. … Hmm. Maybe we can be overly erudite. … Ah, well, Too erudite is human. To eschew sublime.  [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea, Exclusive Video ]
Cytherea Preparing for Take-Off
5/14/10 Confounded you may be by the conceptual alliteration levied today, although you should find it fairly easy to ignore the intrusion into a part of your brain you weren’t seeking to stretch at this time. It’s the latest in the Shayla scenario, and that fairly well covers all the important part. Should you feel particularly erudite, you may also enjoy D.Minion’s Intelligence Quotient contribution, although we’ll tell you right up front that if you happen to be an English Major who grew up on a farm, it will enhance the likelihood of your success.  [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Brynn Tyler Video]
Lovin' Ms. LaVeaux
5/10/10 Quick to correct a cultural error, we are. And talk like Yoda, we might. On the other hand, in case you’re curious, we also understand The Trouble with Tribbles. Of course that doesn’t do much to explain the rather festive lesbian liaison we have on tap today between Paola Rey and Marlie Moore, but how much explaining does that really need anyway. Heck it’s probably in the part you just skip over anyway. For what it’s worth, we’d advise against that, honestly. “Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.”  [FEATURED TAGS: Paola Rey, Marlie Moore]
Paola and Marlie, Pre Festivities
5/8/10 Have you ever seriously considered doing something just because it sounds fun, even if pure logic would probably recommend against the idea? And then have you ever considered that this illogical idea probably sounds “fun” just because it will involve regular interaction with a spectacularly sexy woman? And have you cared? … Well, we’re big fans of sexy women around here, and although we haven’t quite “decided’ what precisely we’re going to do, odds seem good that you’ll enjoy the thought process here. [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Kimberly Kane, Madison Scott, Erica McLean]
More Spectacular in its Larger Version
5/5/10 Naturally we celebrate Cinco de Mayo every year around here. We’re deep believers in the benefits of cross-cultural understanding, the recognition of world history, and the progressive evolution that marks the ongoing transcendence of the human spirit as it seeks its peaceful nirvana. Also, we pretty much go for anything that includes a party with tequila and guacamole dip. Now our newest risqué office member put together the post for today, and we’ll freely admit that he may have missed the entirely accurate mark. Just as soon as we recover from the cerveza tomorrow we’re going to do a little bit of explaining to him too. Still, what we lack in technical accuracy we more than make up for in raucous conviviality. [FEATURED TAGS: Jessi Palmer Video]
Jessi Palmer Adding to the Fiesta
5/2/10 Porn Stars can actually teach us a lot. Now we’d be the first to admit that not everything they can teach us will turn out to be extraordinarily valuable on a regular basis, but any artisan can tell you that a lot of truly fine work in the world starts with simply possessing the right tools for the job. And let’s face it: Who can really tell us better how to handle uncomfortable questions or situations than a Porn Star? And given Dee’s attire during the contribution today, we’re reasonably certain you won’t care if you ever have a reason to put any of the more erudite recommendations to use anyway.  [FEATURED TAGS: Dee]
Not a Typical Teacher