8/31/23 |
247AdultStars All That He Cain Be[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/30/23 |
Cythereas Stanza Dell’umido[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Jenna Presley Video, Michael Ninn] |
8/29/23 |
GingerLynn Torn with BTS[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video, Kylie Ireland Video, Juli Ashton Video, Chloe Video, Stacy Valentine Video, Mia Smiles Video, Veronica Hart Video] |
8/28/23 | When you think of Bangers, you mostly think of Mash, right? What an excellent thing, Bangers & Mash. In fact, you might want to schedule a long vacation where your primary objective may be to drive to and fro across England just to sample the Bangers & Mash featured in the various locales. … Just a heads up here, though, as it takes some getting used to if you happen to be from America and rent a car in the U.K. to manage your own travels. Turns out that opinions vary on the “proper” side of the road on which to drive in different countries. You can always take someone local with you, as a bit of security, of course. They will most definitely let you know if you turn a corner and wind up on the improper side of the road — every time. … None of that really matters, however, as today we begin analysis of “Bangers” of an entirely different definition. [STAR TAGS: Kylie Ireland Video] |
8/27/23 | Try to find another company that could even dig up a camshow from 20+ years ago, and you might be frustrated. Heck, we’re not even sure any of the big cam groups were even around that long ago, although Firt4Free claims to have been around in some iteration since the second half of the 1990s. Still, even that group cannot claim to be able to show off three new friends gleefully cavorting in Juli Ashton’s bedroom in the very, very early days of live streaming. Think about it: Some people legally watching Eat a Peach … or Three today were two years away from even being born at the time of recording. That’ll put a quick twist in your head. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Dee Exclusive Video, Georgia Adair Exclusive Video] |
8/26/23 | As you mature in life, you will begin to realize that sometimes — particularly with things of a sexual nature — the concept can shine much more readily than the actual execution. Ask anyone who has actually ever had sex on a real beach about how much fun they had using sand as lube, for example. And while “69” may sound like an easy feat, not to mention a darned fine-looking number, it takes practice to perfect. It can be physically daunting, not to mention that sometimes the brain just doesn’t know where to focus, honestly. Accomplished perfectly, though, you will find it a unique experience. We consider this la petite mort à deux more generally, even including poets today. … Hey, practice, practice, practice. [STAR TAGS: Lea Hart Video, Mia Li Video, Ana Foxxx Video, Skin Diamond Video, Jenna Sativa Video, Kimber Woods Video, Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] |
8/25/23 |
ReelRisque Coming Home Early pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Katsuni Video, Avena Lee Video] |
8/24/23 |
ReelRisque Depth of Feel | pics[STAR TAGS: Valentina Jewels] |
8/23/23 |
ReelRisque “Piece” in the Vallies | pics[STAR TAGS: Penny Pax Video, Lily Cade Video] |
8/22/23 |
Shayla Amazing “Feets” by Trained Professionals[STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/21/23 |
GingerLynn Behold the Cuckold[STAR TAGS: Nikki Charm Video] |
8/20/23 |
ReelRisque Excellence in Luminance | pics[STAR TAGS: Jassie Video] |
8/19/23 | Sometimes you know what a word means, but you just do not see it in everyday conversation all that often. Other times while the word may be uncommon in general, you happen to work in an industry where you see it all the time. Every profession has its own “lingo” that would fall into this category. … Then there are words that mean something generally, but something entirely different in a specialized field. For example, we all tend to fret over one thing or another, but should you be in the business of making guitars, you may fret every day and not feel bad about it all. … Every so often, though, even in a specialized field, you can see a word all the time and still be confused about why an industry uses it. Enter in this final case, a Risqué Cuck Hold. To paraphrase our dear, albeit fictional, friend Inigo Montoya, “They keep using that word. We do not think it means what they think it means.” [STAR TAGS: Allie Haze Video, Dylan Ryder Video, Valerie Voloshuk Video, Victoria Ruzheva Video, Friday Video, Maya Hills Video, Mia Rider Video] |
8/18/23 | When you have a bit of an unanticipated situation in your life, a good nurse can make a lot of difference. Now having a Genie on your side might be handy too, but it would be unethical to use magic to make people do things they would not necessarily do in real life. Everybody knows that. The trick, then, comes down to finding a nurse possessing a solidly strong anal sex drive, y’know depending upon how much distraction one needs to remedy the current situation. To be honest, Phoenix Marie can improve upon most any situation, regardless of the outfit she happens to be wearing. The whole nurse thing certainly doesn’t hurt, though. [STAR TAGS: Phoenix Marie Video] |
8/17/23 |
ReelRisque Petals to the Mettle | pics[STAR TAGS: Kimber Woods, Jenna Sativa] |
8/16/23 |
GingerLynn This Thing in Your Mouth[STAR TAGS: Amber Lynn Bach Video] |
8/15/23 |
Shayla en medius minion[STAR TAGS : Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/14/23 | We have reached another milestone — well, maybe a 100-yard-stone — in the 247AdultStars remastering project, with today marking the completion of another full year of Maverick’s updates. Ironically, Maverick himself in this “AofBJ with Chessie” post celebrated rather more personally than the rest of us noting the achievement. We did, however, notice an odd thing about the way we’ve been progressing. By choosing to go from the newest to the oldest, we end up in a situation where we say farewell to stars before we even meet them. … So that’s weird. … Consequently, we now have completed the most recent four years, we’re going to jump to the back and start moving forward again. At least we can see the progression from excited innocence to, well still excited, professionalism. At the very least we hope that it will not hurt our brains as much. That always seems an admirable goal. [STAR TAGS: Chessie Kay Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/13/23 |
GingerLynn Randi Wright – Aubrey Addams – Amber Lynn – Jenna Ivory – Cytherea – Kendra Cole… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career |
8/12/23 |
ReelRisque Oily to Bed pics | vid[STAR TAGS: Krissy Lynn Video] |
8/11/23 | So let’s say you’re sittin’ in a classroom, thinkin’ it’s a drag. At this point you have options with Fang and Paul from Brownsville Station, or even Sixx, Mick, and Tom from an entirely different Crüe — as it were. Of course should you be Brynn Tyler you may have an entirely different plan, and even if you get caught, it will nevertheless constitute no substantial problem. Men are such simple creatures. It’s a wonder the human race ever evolved at all, really. [STAR TAGS: Brynn Tyler Video] |
8/10/23 |
ReelRisque Diamond’s in the Soft | pics[STAR TAGS: Skin Diamond, Ana Foxxx] |
8/8/23 |
GingerLynn You Actually Might Need a Hanky[STAR TAGS: Ginger Lynn Video] |
8/7/23 |
247AdultStars The Long and Tall of Stella Cox[STAR TAGS: Stella Cox Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com] |
8/6/23 | Most of us have a sort of “lizard-brain” dislike of shock therapy as a concept. It does not take a lot of educational background to know that it basically began as a sort of last resort for “medical professionals” when they had run out of traditional options. Sort of a, “what the hell, let’s run some electricity through the brain and see what happens” sort of a thing. Not pleasant. … On the other hand, the Asia Carrera (with co-star Kristal Summers before she was even “Kristal”) approach certainly appears a lot more pleasant. Still not really “professional” demeanor represented by the authority figures in here, but that was probably not the point. [STAR TAGS: Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Ava Vincent Video, Asia Carrera Video, Gina Lynn Video, Sydnee Steele Video, Isabella Camille Video] |
8/5/23 |
ReelRisque The Understanding Observer | pics[STAR TAGS: Maya Hills, Mia Rider] |
8/4/23 | When you think of pearls you probably think of little white round things that mostly come on jewelry, with fake ones easy to make, and real ones deceptively expensive. You may also think of wisdom, as in “pearls of” which tends to be the kind we prefer (and can afford). Of course it can be fairly difficult to fake wisdom too — unless you hold elected office — so that adds to its value for as well. In that mode, then, consider our Amicus Pearls as we all consider Shayla LaVeaux playing in a bathtub remarkably near to an underwater camera. By the way, if you think of “necklace” when you think of pearls, you either have a lot of money, or a very dirty mind. Just sayin’ … [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video] |
8/3/23 |
ReelRisque “Hart” in Her Hand | pics[STAR TAGS: Mia Li, Lea Hart] |
8/2/23 |
Cythereas Going West for Anal[STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video] |
8/1/23 |
GingerLynn That Full Feeling[STAR TAGS: Nina Elle Video, Ginger Lynn Video] |
Filed Under: Avena Lee
October 2005 Risque | What’s New
… With appropriate credit to Garth:
Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff
10/31/05 | In the manner of traditional holiday pursuits, we seek to make some hollow weenies today. Being somewhat distinguished from the norm in this festive tradition, though, it may be possible that we have approached this endeavor with a somewhat unusual slant. Well … that happens. As it happens too, though, sometimes very simple tasks turn out to be the most entertaining. Ain’t life grand? [FEATURED TAGS: Audrey Hollander, Michael Ninn] |
10/28/05 | We came up with the title “Podiatric Ponderings” so it would seem logical that we would have to foot the bill. … That pretty much sums it up for today, folks. Sure, we talk about Socrates, and the nature of the XXX business, and even Zaphod Beeblebrox, but basically the philosophy pales in comparison with the tanned skins of the beautiful women present. And doesn’t that just about sum up life? [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Krisz Video, Shaena Steele Video, Exclusive Video] |
10/25/05 | As we were going through all of the completed files, those being of the type ready to put up for the world to see (well, technically not The World, per se, but at least the world of Members) we noticed that we suddenly found ourselves in the midst of a Dee crunch. We’ve been having a lot of Dee, and we worried that we might be overdoing it somewhat. Then we sat down and rested for a bit. Too much Dee? And this time with Kristal Summers?! Riiiiiight …. We just kind of play them as they lie around here, as many of you know, and that keeps us … um … markedly above par. (Don’t you hate it when a metaphor goes astray?) Let’s consider a Dancing Endeavor with Dee as we consider our metaphorical faux pas … pas’s … pass’zzzz … Well, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, D.Minion] |
10/23/05 | You know what’s worse than your team losing in the last 10 seconds? Being in such a hurry to get the post up in order to watch the game that you forget the “New Stuff” link, and THEN having your team lose in the last 10 seconds … by one point … because of a missed field goal … by one of the most accurate field goal kickers in NFL history. OK, so put a technical date of 10/25/05 on this post, because after the proper amount of grieving time, we happened to notice this little clerical error. On the upside, you could have found the post if you happened to check the “Dee” Main Page, and (as you’ve hopefully surmised) you can now check out many, many words detailing Dee, Chloe and Jezabelle Bond on a “mainstream” shoot that makes the use of mirkins look sane. Straight shoots are weird. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Chloe, Jezebelle Bond, D.Minion] |
10/20/05 | Our conversations about the relative nature of “Innocence” have been going on at the office for about a week. We’ve also learned a few other things that you’ll discover if you decide to read D.Minion’s 2,000+ word essay on the latest Innocence title, this being of the catchy sub-phrase, Wet. Now you may not be overly interested in philosophy, mechanical inclination, or even backgammon, but fortunately we do have Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, and Hillary Scott to distract you. Oh, and we have conjugating copulation and peacocks for dessert. Bon Appétit … [FEATURED TAGS: Roxy Jezel, Nautica Thorn, Hillary Scott, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
10/15/05 | So the hectic pace around here lately has led to way too many episodes of fast food and pizza delivery. We started realizing that we were probably lacking in some important vitamins, and unless somebody recently changed the four basic food groups to be Triscuits, Beef Jerky, Skittles, and Beer, we might be missing some other things on the nutritional scale too. Then we realized that we’d been lacking Dee stories as well. Obviously we decided that concepts of “Good Health” remain clearly relative, and then we sent D.Minion out for more beer. Dee, happily, happens to be present and accounted for today, as we continue to work on our “horrible warning” goal … =) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee Video, Monique Alexander, JJ Holly (Kirsten Price), Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion, Risque News Insight] |
10/12/05 | Don’t you love words to live by? “If you can’t be a good example, at least you can serve as a horrible warning.” That’s what I learned in a book I was reading recently. At then outside the Adult Video News offices I noticed a bumper sticker that highlighted a Voltaire quote, saying, “Those that can convince you of absurdities can get you to commit atrocities.” All in all it’s been a pretty deep week, it seems to me. OK. That’s pretty much it, although you can look at some pictures if you want. This would be another one of those entries where I’d skip the words if I were you. We only have so much time in the day: We should spend it carefully. Oooooh … we are deep today. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Ava Vincent, Shayla LaVeaux, Devinn Lane, Lauren Montgomery, Keri Windsor, Inari Vachs] |
10/9/05 | This is a picture of Sunny Lane in the foreground and Justine Joli being quirky in the background. Unfortunately, this is not a day for Justine Joli, other than in this particular photograph (which gets bigger inside, fortunately). On the upside, we do have a lot of Innocence under discussion today, and we use lots of visual aids to accomplish the goal. Basically, it makes for a “Sunny” outlook. [FEATURED TAGS: Sunny Lane, Audrey Hollander, Bobbie Blair, Jordan Fleiss, Avena Lee, Michael Ninn, D.Minion] |
10/8/05 | Here’s the story of some lovely ladies … but they about as far from “Brady” as one can get while still being Homo sapien, probably. You can, though, learn about some Ancient Egyptian “herstory” and some interesting local practices near Anais’ home town. It really might be best to just look at the 150 pictures, come to think of it. Who needs morals to a story these days anyway? [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Michael Ninn] |
10/5/05 | Today might be a special day, or it might not be. Today might be a special day for someone whose name we can’t tell you, but it might rhyme with “truli” … er … “truly” …. And we might be in trouble for mentioning it, but we might not be too, and that’s always been worth the risk for us. Always remember that’s it’s easier to ask forgiveness than permission. (Damn, but she’s pretty, isn’t she? … Sucking up doesn’t hurt anything either.) [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Exclusive Video] |
10/1/05 | Here’s something that seems like good advice: “Let us not to the marriage of true minds admit impediments.” Of course, it assumes you understand both the literal definition of impediments as well as the psychological concept of true minds. This could be a problem. Gosh. Instead of really icky educational stuff we’re thinking that Angel Cassidy Exposing herself might be a fine diversion. We’ve read some captivating things in our time, and we’re pretty sure that none of this even gets to be in the (admittedly subjective) category of beautiful women naked. You know, that just might be the trouble with too narrow a definition of educational, come to think of it. [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Anais, Michael Ninn] |