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June 2012 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/12	Maverick fills out his Festive Fridays in June on 247AdultStars today, but sadly he has run out of AEE reports. He filled in this week with the definitively delicious “Natalia” in a “Dreamy” solo sequence. We figured that would be just fine. You can also jump to Cytherea’s “Slut Sniffing” theory from here, in case you missed it over on CythereasWetWorld, just because we’re helpful like that. By the way, D.Minion wanted us to include the fact that Gutenberg first published his Bible in 1455 while we were putting together this New Stuff listing, but we just couldn’t figure out how to do that. So we decided not to. [FEATURED TAGS: Cytherea Exclusive Video, Natalia Forrest Exclusive Video, Michelle Maylene, 247AdultStars.com]
6/27/12	It seems the U.S. Military pulled their “consultancy” support for Hollywood’s blockbuster film, The Avengers, because they had a problem with it being in their opinion “unrealistic.” Apparently the immortal guy with the magic hammer was no problem, nor did the fellow made out of rocks stretch credulity, but the “S.H.I.E.L.D.” group has no system in place for taking advantage of proper military channels or necessary respect for the chain of command. … Yeah, well, we’re not sure if Adam & Eve ever tried to enlist the assistance of actual Texas oil billionaires in the production of Dallas XXX, but D.Minion did not seem to focus on that aspect, at least during Day One of the production. Somehow we do not blame her. [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Ford, India Summer]
6/22/12	Strangely enough Maverick has continued his commitment to having “Festive Fridays” this entire month with the conclusion of his Adult Industry Convention coverage today. Along the way, D.Minion passes us through the modern day Veronica Hart, and hopes we might even learn something in our travels. After all, hope does spring eternal in the human breast, and all. Come to think of it, that pretty much applies to porn conventions — well, the breast part at least — not so much the hope in some estimations. [FEATURED TAGS: Veronica Hart, Shayla LaVeaux, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Kristal Summers Exclusive Video, Devinn Lane Exclusive Video, Teagan Presley, Capri Anderson, Lexi Belle, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Phoenix Marie, Kayden Kross, Jessie Jane, Riley Reid, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/21/12	Celebrating the first full day of summer, we find ourselves having taken some heat of late for being “too early” in our helpful reminders for people. It seems that we have inadvertently hindered the mystery of our sisters in CythereasWetWorld.com and Shayla.com by being too quick to point out when new posts arrive there, that people can also view here. Naturally we feel awful, and have resolved to mend our evil ways. After all, if you can’t stand the heat, get out of the bitchin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Shayla LaVeaux Video, Juli Ashton Video, Inari Vachs, Rayveness]
6/15/12	If you have to drive all the way out to the middle of the California desert, doing so in order that you might observe some very large-breasted naked women frolicking around does tend to make the trip less taxing. Of course when Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, and Goldie (from the U.K., Maverick, so how about that?) decide to “frolic” you really might not know what to expect. Think “butt-stacking,” “hand-waving,” and large inflatable pool toys. … That’s what you guessed, right? [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Summer Cummings, Goldie, Jessica Drake, Alektra Blue, Jynx Maze, Sophie Dee, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bobbi Starr, Capri Anderson, Stormy Daniels, Kaylani Lei, Spencer Scott, Lexi Belle, Abella Anderson, Riley Reid, Tori Black, Belladonna, Cytherea, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/13/12	For many people, “going through the Big D” refers to getting a divorce, those of course being the sophisticated country music fans among us. For the less enlightened, perhaps, the Big D might in fact mean Denver, but then depending upon where one lives, we suppose it could be like Decatur, Dubuque, Daytona, or maybe even Dublin. At Adam & Eve today, though, it means whatever Alexis Ford wants it to mean, and she picks “Dallas, XXX.” … Luuucy, she’s hooome … (Yeah, that was New York, we know. Whatever.) [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Texas Exclusive Video]
6/11/12	We learned over the weekend that apparently a couple other groups in the country have a “Big Three” on staff. Hmm. Go figure. Of course our Big Three handle very important decisions like which beautiful naked porn star we get to talk about on which day, or which XXX movie we get to show off when. And another of our Big Three figures out how best to display these pithy and revealing insights, continually playing with new technology to accomplish these “nude by design” goals. (OK. So the third of our Big Three is basically in charge of Mexican food, but around here that’s very important.) All of that said, in deference to the Oklahoma City Thunder and Miami Heat fans, we will admit this: Your Big Threes are taller. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Amytheist Stone Video, Taylor Anne Video, Michael Ninn]
6/9/12	Somehow we don’t seem to have seen as many fun bumper stickers driving around the LA freeways lately, although D.Minion found one she claims to identify with that said, “I’m a Raggedy Ann in a Barbie World.” Honestly, DM’s a lot more “Anne” rather than “Ann” but we try not to mention that to her very often, and we don’t talk about it certainly. How do you explain to people that the lead writer for your adult news site has the largest collection of Sonny and Cher collectibles you have ever seen, after all? Odd what motivates some people, although at least we understand the Shayla ones a lot more than Mary Kate and Ashley (also DM favorites). [FEATURED TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Exclusive Video, Olivia Parrish Exclusive Video, Cytherea Exclusive Video, Ginger Lynn, Christy Canyon, Sienna West, Bree Olsen, Jessie Andrews, Lily Carter, Kagney Linn Karter, Tori Black, Missy Rhodes, Selena Rose, Alexis Texas, Brooklyn Lee, Skin Diamond, Holly Michaels, Riley Reid, Kristina Rose, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
6/4/12	The reigning “Diminutive Minion” in our midst has always demonstrated a certain piquancy in her life — a trait that makes some degree of sense considering what we do for a living. True, the things that baffle her continues to grow as rapidly as technology moves forward, but D.Minion consistently maintains a keen devotion to the beautiful — and regularly nude — among us. Consequently, while DM can meander a bit in prose, we really can’t argue with her focus on Kristal Summers and Cytherea. … So we do not. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Cytherea Video, Michael Ninn]
6/1/12	An ambitious Maverick has decided to update 247AdultStars.com every Friday this month, according to plan with (finally) the U.K. take on a new AVN approach this year to the AEE. We assume the 247 crew has set an unusual system in place to accomplish this goal, and have thus promised that we will vary our usual “oh, by the way” approach to their updates with coinciding entries of our own. Of course you likely have heard what “assume” does, and we all know to Beware Geeks Bearing Gifts. So caveat yada, yada … . (We made that last sentence up ourselves, but feel free to make it a common part of the American vernacular. It does have a certain flair.) [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Stoya, Jessie Andrews, Skin Diamond, Lily Carter, Holly Michaels, Kagney Linn Karter, Asa Akira, Gracie Glam, Alexis Texas, Kristina Rose, Bree Olsen, Lisa Ann, Sienna West, Emily Addison, Jesse Jane, Stoya, Kayden Kross, Riley Steele, BiBi Jones, Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

Stars:Abella Anderson| Alektra Blue| Alexis Ford| Alexis Texas| Amytheist Stone| Asa Akira| Belladonna| BiBi Jones| Bobbi Starr| Bree Olsen| Brooklyn Lee| Capri Anderson| Christy Canyon| Cytherea| Dee| Devinn Lane| Emily Addison| Ginger Lynn| Goldie| Gracie Glam| Holly Michaels| Inari Vachs| India Summer| Jesse Jane| Jessica Drake| Jessie Andrews| Jessie Jane| Juli Ashton| Jynx Maze| Kagney Linn Karter| Kayden Kross| Kaylani Lei| Kristal Summers| Kristina Rose| Lexi Belle| Lily Carter| Lisa Ann| Michael Ninn| Michelle Maylene| Missy Rhodes| Natalia Forrest| Olivia Parrish| Phoenix Marie| Rayveness| Riley Reid| Riley Steele| Selena Rose| Shayla LaVeaux| Sienna West| Skin Diamond| Sophie Dee| Spencer Scott| Stormy Daniels| Stoya| Summer Cummings| Taylor Anne| Teagan Presley| Tori Black| Veronica Hart

Year:2012

Month:June

July 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/03	Well, Dee’s doin’ the deed again, and the party’s getting put together. Mav made this groovy little spinny thing you see above, so this year we have even more to blame him for. Today we’re bringing you a recap of past Members’ Party Events, and the plug to get you to come play with us this year was so subtle we almost forgot to put it in. We mean well, though, and we’re really nice to animals … [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party Kickoff and Recap]
7/29/03	Wow, that minimalist approach got a lot of attention! It turns out that people like to watch Juli Ashton talk dirty and play with herself for the camera. Who knew? Well, we had the clips just lying around, so we persuaded Michael to let us show off some of the other family members as they did their own diddling, as it were. So if you’re in the mood for some more video, you can check out Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele … each a la Ninn … c’est magnifique … (If you’re not in the mood to watch these beautiful women explore themselves, however, you’d better make an appointment to see someone. You’re not well.) [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/25/03	We’re going for the minimalist approach: Click Here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
7/24/03	In our own inimitable fashion we’ve managed to subtilely mention many of the Message Board regulars in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs and Julia Ann in Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos. Truth be told our “fashion” would be easy to imitate, but we’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do that. We could contemplate whether this thus makes us have “imitable fashion,” but that would distract us from just getting on with the pretty girls … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/22/03	We’ve just a couple of tasty morsels here, for those with delicate tastes. First we have a little historic Risqué Trivia about behind the scenes functions, set against a curious backdrop of Fetish. Then we are also happy to announce that those of you that don’t happen to live in England can now watch a fascinating replay of Kristal Summers’ latest Cam Show. We should note, however, that if the sight of beautiful and busty young women inserting sexual “novelties” offends you, you’d better just stick to the odd pictures courtesy D.Minion. It’s a wonderful life indeed … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
7/19/03	Is sexuality a function of age, or more likely a function of the media? Has a female porn star performed some transgression because she decides to come back after a decade for a few more bangs for some bucks? If a man speaks in the woods, and there’s no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? The answers to none of these questions will be found in this Fem: TangoNinn Worx Weekend. However, we will tell you this: We learn a great deal of our personal philosophies off of t-shirts. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t … hunt it down and kill it.” (Apparently some people think it is not, in fact, better to have loved and lost. Ah, youth …) [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/16/03	From this retrospective it appears that Night Calls July 2, 2003 may have been slightly more wacky than the norm, which honestly leans heavily to the wacky side. Basically it seems that we have Juli Ashton with very large breasts, and Tiffany Granath with very large flowers. From there, it gets strange. If you take the time to go through D.Minion’s account, however, you will get a chance to learn how much she thinks her breasts weigh. You can’t do that every day, can you? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kim Chambers, D.Minion]
7/14/03	Although the speech here technically doesn’t come “free” (since it costs $20 a month), we still value the principles behind Free Speech (even more than the $20). Consequently, we applaud Brother John’s fortitude in expressing what may turn out to be the minority opinion in today’s Dear Readers Speak. Still it will be the first time in a long time that Dee has been in the majority, and if you’re not interested, you can still just use the little camera icon to jump to the pictures. Oh, we decided to use some pictures from Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva in a scene that featured Dee and Anais. We thought you might be interested. Call it a hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Michael Ninn]
7/11/03	With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, we’ve reached somewhat of an ominous milestone. The second picture page marks page number 2,500 since we redesigned the site last summer. We’re not sure what that means, but it seems like a great deal of writing for a group having so little to say. We’ve decided not to dwell on that, however, as we’re taking the weekend off to play the new “Frozen Throne” expansion to “Warcraft III.” We figure we’ve earned it … For your part, you can enjoy Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio. You might think about sending some batteries to D.Minion, which you’ll understand if the pictures don’t overly distract you from the words. [FEATURED TAGS: Olivia Del Rio, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]
7/10/03	Wow! We have a surprise entry from Dee’s Diary today, this all about Dee’s Love of Tattoos. We’re figuring that Dee’s just showing off the fact that she’s more than just a pretty face (well, and other parts too), so now XXX has even more to drool over. Our poor Message Boards … (sigh) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann]
7/8/03	Today’s post offers a retrospect and a tribute. Apparently July 8th has some meaning to at least one of our members, so we decided to add to the aura. Fortuantely, we’ve made all those annoying words easy to skip (as is our custom). So you can just jump ahead to Inari Vachs and Kristal Summers playing around in K-SEX if you’d prefer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]
7/5/03	After the critical diversion for yesterday’s news, we’re back with Ninn Worx Weekends today. Rather than cute little doggies being cuddly, we’re giving you cute little Holly Hollywood and her friends, being, come to think of it, cuddly. Of course Holly’s actually having anal sex as well, but darn if she doesn’t still look cuddly doing it. It must be good to be Holly. And with that, we consider What’s in a Name? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Hollywood, Amytheist Stone, Red Heaven, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
7/4/03	The only thing consistent about this holiday posting is that, to a person, everyone in the entire office disavows any responsibility for it except for D.Minion. It’s her fault. She did it. She thought that everyone would just be dying to see photographs of small dogs wearing red, white, and blue bandanas. She really did. And so that’s all that’s here. You might want to just skip “Patriotic Puppies” and come back later. Go have a bar-b-que. Play some catch in a park. Watch some colorful explosions this evening. We’ll get back to you tomorrow … (By the way, in honor of our British friends, all seven of these pictures are horizontal. We worry about D.Minion sometimes …) [FEATURED TAGS: 4th of July, Happy Independence Day!]
7/3/03	In an adroit maneuver, D.Minion manages to not only helps us relive Night Calls, June 18, 2003, but she also demonstrates the stupefying value of using both horizontal and verticle pictures to accompany the chronicle. This too amazes us, albeit in a slightly more traditional fashion. In addition we’ve provided a special “bonus” to the discriminating members. You might have to look around for it, but we’re thinking you’ll enjoy the edification. And that’s enough $10 words to last for quite awhile, we’re thinkin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cherokee, Michelle McAndrews, Anais, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]