Filed Under: Red Heaven

April 2019 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

4/30/19 We decided to have some fun with Cytherea’s Naughty Nannies classic movie today. Granted it was probably not as much fun as the people actually participating with the naughty nannies — or the nannies themselves in at least most cases — but we try to find as much fun as we can around here. Granted that tends to be fairly easy, but don’t be a hater. We all do/enjoy what we can. … Besides we happen to know that a loved (or at least very influential) person in our office would happen to love a complete vintage Cytherea movie as a birthday gift, particularly when accompanied with a mental element. … People around here tend to enjoy the mental elements, although to be perfectly fair, when Cytherea drops by for a visit, that will not always remain the primary focus. … But we try. Find something you love, and do it. That’s what we always say. Also, for the record, we love Cytherea (just in case she’s reading this and she wants to “do” something with that). [STAR TAGS: Cytherea Video, Mia Tran Video, Mika Tan Video, Alisha Bizart Video, Loni Video, Summer Sweet Video, Venus Video, Red Heaven Video]
4/28/19 Syren Sexton

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Celebrating Elegance

[STAR TAGS: Syren Sexton Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/26/19 Reena Sky and Vanessa Veracruz

ReelRisque

Bomb Pop Metaphor | pics

[STAR TAGS: Reena Sky, Vanessa Veracruz]

4/25/19 prostitutes of yoreTurns out the prostitutes from 80 years ago have a lot in common with prostitutes today. Outlaws, however, have changed a lot. Heck, if the authorities had just been following the right Instagram feeds back in the day, they’d have caught “Bonny and Clide” — they of the different spellings in that day — a whole lot sooner. Social media has made bravado a lot easier to share, but that may not always be a good thing. Some of us take great pleasure in knowing that not every stupid thing we did in our youth has been immortalized so that it might come back and bite us in the butt decades later. [STAR TAGS: Kiara Diane Video, Kylee Reese Video, Lily LaBeau Video]
4/22/19 Jenna Sativa and Karlie Montana

ReelRisque

Laundry Day | pics

[STAR TAGS: Karlie Montana, Jenna Sativa]

4/21/19 Ryder Skye

GingerLynn

Skin Diamond – Shae Snow – Ryder Skye – Taylor May – Jacky Joy – Jessica Ryan

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

4/20/19 Missy Stone

Risqué ’TOC”

Squirtatious 2

[STAR TAGS: Angela Stone Video, Sophie Dee Video, Missy Stone Video, Beverly Hills Video, Isis Love Video]

4/17/19 Sasha Heart and Karlie Montana

ReelRisque

Cooking with Ass | pics

[STAR TAGS: Sasha Heart, Karlie Montana]

4/15/19 Sandie Caine

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Indubitably Non-Taxing

[STAR TAGS: Sandie Caine Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

4/12/19 Isis Love and Tommy Gunn

ReelRisque

Well-Heeled in Purple | pics

[STAR TAGS: Isis Love]

4/8/19 Tori BlackEver have one of those secrets that you simply could not keep, just because it was too good not to tell? You know those extra-special, only very rarely experienced, mostly only read about sorts of secrets? Yeah, well around here we apparently just call those secrets because the folks seem to give them away like they get free Lotto tickets for doing so. Ah, well, our parents shook their heads at our generation too, so probably The Millennials will turn out fine, maybe even good for society — just so long as they do not need to keep a secret. [STAR TAGS: Shayla LaVeaux Video, Isis Love Video, Tori Black]
4/7/19 Tori Black & John E. Depth

ReelRisque

Probing Depth | pics & vid

[STAR TAGS: Tori Black Video]

4/4/19 Aaliyah Love and Roxy Lotus

ReelRisque

Posing in Pink | pics

[STAR TAGS: Aaliyah Love, Roxy Lotus]

4/1/19 Devi and AsaAs companies get more successful, they get larger, as a rule. Tasks get divided up into pieces — the ever-popular Teams in corporate parlance — and if you do not pay attention, pretty soon you start spending so many hours in meetings that you no longer have time to do the things you keep meeting about. … When that happens in our little world, though, we get to say, “Hey! We always meant to publish the still photos of Asa Akira and Capri Anderson weeks after the videos went up. … Yep! Just want to remind everyone how wonderful these two happen to be. This was totally on purpose!” … Then we have a meeting to discuss whether or not anyone would actually buy that story. [STAR TAGS: Asa Akira, Devi Emmerson, Capri Anderson]

January 2019 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

1/31/19 A Doll, but a Real OneInterestingly, we just got back from a big ol’ convention where they had every sort of adult toy you can imagine — and quite probably a myriad of ones you did not. While the risqué approach today does not have any of the increasingly frightening sex dolls, our Home Toys analysis does benefit from substantially better illustration as to use. … Before you head off to enjoy, though, we have a question you can answer in email if you can think of one. Have you ever even known anyone who thought, “Gosh, I’d sure like to have sex with a full-sized rubber doll, but I think I’ll wait until the really cheap ones hit the market?” [STAR TAGS: Bridgette B. Video, Victoria Lawson video, Brooke Belle Video, Eva Karera Video, Kagney Linn Karter Video, Darryl Hanah Video]
1/29/19 Ela Darling

ReelRisque

A Vibrant Affair | pics

[STAR TAGS: Ela Darling, Willow Hayes]

1/21/19 Samantha BentlyAs the vast majority of us head off to Las Vegas for the next Adult Entertainment Expo, we bring in Maverick’s Team at 247AdultStars to tide us over with one of the finest performers to ever grace their (oft’ cleaned, truth be told) camera lenses. So as you wander through the many phases of Samantha Bentley, look on the bright side. At least you will not be explaining to someone at your dinner table how you have been attending this convention since two years before she was born. That conversation bites more than buffet food. See you in a week! [STAR TAGS: Samantha Bentley Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]
1/20/19 Daisy Ducati

GingerLynn

Joslyn James – Daisy Ducati – Ashlyn Molloy – Amber Lynn – Roxy Jezel – Nina Elle

… And that’s just from Ginger’s past week, not including — of course — new movies, video podcasts, and Ginger’s Diary from her career

1/17/19 Darryl Hanah

ReelRisque

Couch Tomato | pics

[STAR TAGS: Darryl Hanah]

1/13/19 Marie McCray and Sasha Heart

ReelRisque

Honey Combs | pics

[STAR TAGS: Marie McCray, Sasha Heart]

1/12/19 Gisselle, Red Heaven, Charlie Laine

ReelRisque

Bitty Bikini Babes | vid

[STAR TAGS: Charlie Laine Video, Red Heaven Video, Giselle Video]

1/9/19 Kagney Lynn Carter and Danny Mountains

ReelRisque

Mountain to Climb | pics

[STAR TAGS: Kagney Lynn Karter]

1/6/19 Missy StoneMost of the time — at least when speaking of good things in life— when you fall short of what you expected in terms of quantity, you might feel more than a little disappointed. You might mope. You might weep. If you happen to be old enough to recognize the reference, you might even rage against the machine. On the other hand, when the topic happens to be naked women, and two of those women happen to be Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones, you may find it difficult to get overly upset. Fewer naked women will never be as good as more naked women. But it always beats the heck out of no naked women. [STAR TAGS: Tanya James Video, Missy Stone Video, Layla Rivera Video, Faye Reagan Video, Georgia Jones Video, Louisa Lanewood Video]
1/5/19 Leah Lixx

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Labors with Leah Lixx

[STAR TAGS: Leah Lixx Exclusive Video, 247AdultStars.com]

1/3/19 Ana Lovato, Footballer WifeThe final week of an NFL season can be a bizarre feeling for a true fan. Based on whether or not your team has a future after this week, you may well be rooting for them to lose, since you have nothing to gain except a better draft pick next year if you do. That can be tough, though, as the head can conflict with the heart in these situations. Those two body parts — along with perhaps a couple more obvious ones — could explain the Footballer Wives orgy this time around, actually. That said, sadness can lead to drinking, and that can lead to orgies too, so who knows, really? [STAR TAGS: Anna Lovato Video, Black Angelica Video, Britney Video, Valerie Summer Video]
1/1/19 Niki Lee Young and Sophia JadeHappy Woo Year! … Of all the possible resolutions, you might actually keep one should it involve wooing, after all. So we’ll take a moment to finish up an on the set piece it turns out we started 4½ years ago. Hey, apparently we got distracted. There has been A LOT of Risqué Wooing in that amount of time, for the record. What can we say? Around here pigs fly, blame gets shifted, and Intimate Encounters abound. At least it gives us a chance to demonstrate a continuing need for our annual office resolution: Try to pay more attention. … Honestly, sometimes we fail. [STAR TAGS: Niki Lee Young, Sophia Jade]

June 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/04

Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn]

Jassie, from Ninn Worx' Pop 2: The Girls of Innocence. If only Jassie did this at our house.
6/27/04

With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn]

Shy Love ... oddly not shy about it at all.
6/25/04

We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]

Not pictured: Georgia, Dee, Anais, Angel, Julia Ann, Lola and a whole bunch of other people, including Harry.
6/21/04

Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick]

Georgia filming felatio for fun and profit ...
Georgia's Web Site
6/19/04

Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion]

Wendy Divine. Sittin' on the dock, as she may.
6/16/04

I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]

Juli Ashton: Dancin' from Jamaica ...
6/15/04

Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS:  Harley Davis, D.Minion]

Typical porn set “romance” ...
6/11/04

Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September …  [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais, certainly none the worse for this wear.
6/10/04

We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were).  [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video]

Kristal Summers' new thumbnail for Mav.
6/8/04

Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Anais and her lap of luxury.
6/7/04

You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right.

Kristal Summers, thinking about Lola, not Maverick. Sorry, dude.
6/4/04

Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Dee clutching Anais. That happens a lot.
Angel Cassidy
6/2/04

We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud …  [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Tiffany Granath, awaiting Juli Ashton, we're sure. She always waits like this.
6/1/04

Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Nikita Denise ... 'splainin' some stuff ...

July 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

7/31/03

Well, Dee’s doin’ the deed again, and the party’s getting put together. Mav made this groovy little spinny thing you see above, so this year we have even more to blame him for. Today we’re bringing you a recap of past Members’ Party Events, and the plug to get you to come play with us this year was so subtle we almost forgot to put it in. We mean well, though, and we’re really nice to animals … [FEATURED TAGS: Members’ Party Kickoff and Recap]

Common look at Members' Parties
7/29/03

Wow, that minimalist approach got a lot of attention! It turns out that people like to watch Juli Ashton talk dirty and play with herself for the camera. Who knew? Well, we had the clips just lying around, so we persuaded Michael to let us show off some of the other family members as they did their own diddling, as it were. So if you’re in the mood for some more video, you can check out Vicca, Nikita, and Taren Steele … each a la Ninn … c’est magnifique … (If you’re not in the mood to watch these beautiful women explore themselves, however, you’d better make an appointment to see someone. You’re not well.) [FEATURED TAGS: Vicca Video, Nikita Video, Taren Steele Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Beautiful Vicca
7/25/03

We’re going for the minimalist approach: Click Here. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton Video, Asia Carrera Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]

Asia Carrera as a tease.
7/24/03

In our own inimitable fashion we’ve managed to subtilely mention many of the Message Board regulars in D.Minion’s account of Inari Vachs and Julia Ann in Playboy TV’s Naughty Amateur Home Videos. Truth be told our “fashion” would be easy to imitate, but we’ve no idea why anyone would actually want to do that. We could contemplate whether this thus makes us have “imitable fashion,” but that would distract us from just getting on with the pretty girls … [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari Vachs chairing the meeting.
Julia Ann's Web Site
7/22/03

We’ve just a couple of tasty morsels here, for those with delicate tastes. First we have a little historic Risqué Trivia about behind the scenes functions, set against a curious backdrop of Fetish. Then we are also happy to announce that those of you that don’t happen to live in England can now watch a fascinating replay of Kristal Summers’ latest Cam Show. We should note, however, that if the sight of beautiful and busty young women inserting sexual “novelties” offends you, you’d better just stick to the odd pictures courtesy D.Minion. It’s a wonderful life indeed … [FEATURED TAGS: Alexis Amore, Kristal Summers Video, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

Remember this picture.
7/19/03

Is sexuality a function of age, or more likely a function of the media? Has a female porn star performed some transgression because she decides to come back after a decade for a few more bangs for some bucks? If a man speaks in the woods, and there’s no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong? The answers to none of these questions will be found in this Fem: TangoNinn Worx Weekend. However, we will tell you this: We learn a great deal of our personal philosophies off of t-shirts. “If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If it doesn’t … hunt it down and kill it.” (Apparently some people think it is not, in fact, better to have loved and lost. Ah, youth …) [FEATURED TAGS: Carolyn Monroe, Jana Cova, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Jana Cova, about to learn a Carolyn Monroe lesson.
7/16/03

From this retrospective it appears that Night Calls July 2, 2003 may have been slightly more wacky than the norm, which honestly leans heavily to the wacky side. Basically it seems that we have Juli Ashton with very large breasts, and Tiffany Granath with very large flowers. From there, it gets strange. If you take the time to go through D.Minion’s account, however, you will get a chance to learn how much she thinks her breasts weigh. You can’t do that every day, can you? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Kim Chambers, D.Minion]

Juli's breast laid plans take shape.
7/14/03

Although the speech here technically doesn’t come “free” (since it costs $20 a month), we still value the principles behind Free Speech (even more than the $20). Consequently, we applaud Brother John’s fortitude in expressing what may turn out to be the minority opinion in today’s Dear Readers Speak. Still it will be the first time in a long time that Dee has been in the majority, and if you’re not interested, you can still just use the little camera icon to jump to the pictures. Oh, we decided to use some pictures from Ninn Worx’ Fem: Diva in a scene that featured Dee and Anais. We thought you might be interested. Call it a hunch … [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Michael Ninn]

Dee at the Anais Buffet ...
7/11/03

With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, we’ve reached somewhat of an ominous milestone. The second picture page marks page number 2,500 since we redesigned the site last summer. We’re not sure what that means, but it seems like a great deal of writing for a group having so little to say. We’ve decided not to dwell on that, however, as we’re taking the weekend off to play the new “Frozen Throne” expansion to “Warcraft III.” We figure we’ve earned it … For your part, you can enjoy Lost Angels: Olivia Del Rio. You might think about sending some batteries to D.Minion, which you’ll understand if the pictures don’t overly distract you from the words. [FEATURED TAGS: Olivia Del Rio, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn]

Olivia's call to arms ...
7/10/03

Wow! We have a surprise entry from Dee’s Diary today, this all about Dee’s Love of Tattoos. We’re figuring that Dee’s just showing off the fact that she’s more than just a pretty face (well, and other parts too), so now XXX has even more to drool over. Our poor Message Boards … (sigh) [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Kristal Summers, Juli Ashton, Julia Ann]

Cuff 'em Mav-oh ...
7/8/03

Today’s post offers a retrospect and a tribute. Apparently July 8th has some meaning to at least one of our members, so we decided to add to the aura. Fortuantely, we’ve made all those annoying words easy to skip (as is our custom). So you can just jump ahead to Inari Vachs and Kristal Summers playing around in K-SEX if you’d prefer. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Inari Vachs, D.Minion]

Inari and Kristal, more dressed than they end up.
7/5/03

After the critical diversion for yesterday’s news, we’re back with Ninn Worx Weekends today. Rather than cute little doggies being cuddly, we’re giving you cute little Holly Hollywood and her friends, being, come to think of it, cuddly. Of course Holly’s actually having anal sex as well, but darn if she doesn’t still look cuddly doing it. It must be good to be Holly. And with that, we consider What’s in a Name? [FEATURED TAGS: Holly Hollywood, Amytheist Stone, Red Heaven, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]

Just a little peek. We love that.
7/4/03

The only thing consistent about this holiday posting is that, to a person, everyone in the entire office disavows any responsibility for it except for D.Minion. It’s her fault. She did it. She thought that everyone would just be dying to see photographs of small dogs wearing red, white, and blue bandanas. She really did. And so that’s all that’s here. You might want to just skip “Patriotic Puppies” and come back later. Go have a bar-b-que. Play some catch in a park. Watch some colorful explosions this evening. We’ll get back to you tomorrow … (By the way, in honor of our British friends, all seven of these pictures are horizontal. We worry about D.Minion sometimes …) [FEATURED TAGS: 4th of July, Happy Independence Day!]

Wonders do in fact cease.
7/3/03

In an adroit maneuver, D.Minion manages to not only helps us relive Night Calls, June 18, 2003, but she also demonstrates the stupefying value of using both horizontal and verticle pictures to accompany the chronicle. This too amazes us, albeit in a slightly more traditional fashion. In addition we’ve provided a special “bonus” to the discriminating members. You might have to look around for it, but we’re thinking you’ll enjoy the edification. And that’s enough $10 words to last for quite awhile, we’re thinkin’ … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Cherokee, Michelle McAndrews, Anais, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]

Tiffany Grannath, and NOT Juli Ashton, and CERTAINLY NOT Barbie.