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June 2004 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

6/29/04	Somehow it seems fitting that one of our more colorful members can tie in a very human experience, wisdom from Juli Ashton, and a new way to look at Michael Ninn. One thing about Brother John, he’s not the type of person about whom people have no opinion. Basically, that pretty much sums up our life philosophy around here. My favorite uncle used to wear a baseball cap that said, “Let’s do something, even if it’s wrong.” After all, what if you died, and nobody noticed? That would suck … which will explain our photo selection, by the way. (This assuming you read and not just look at the 160 pictures. Right?) [FEATURED TAGS: Gauge, Taylor Rain, Aurora Snow, Jassie, Cytherea, Lauren Phoenix, Teagan, Taylor Anne, Danni Woodward, Haley, Holly Hollywood, Charmane Star, Loni, Kimberly Kane, Ann Harlow, Alicia Rhodes, August, Faith Lamour, Red Heaven, Kitty, Michael Ninn]
6/27/04	With today’s Ninn Worx Weekend, you can learn about inappropriate actions for contract girls, or you can just enjoy the 162-picture DVD Gallery from The Edge, courtesy of our good buddy Michael Ninn. Basically those are your two choices, but at least they’re two good ones. [FEATURED TAGS: Shy Love, Sarah Blake, Monica, Nina Bonet, Michael Ninn]
6/25/04	We’re going for the 2004 L.A. Erotica Story in Pictures approach this time around, as this thumbnail can attest. Sometimes, you can say a lot with a picture. Also, if you’re good with math, you’ll quickly figure out that we have 237,000 words worth of pictures (not counting the by now obligatory strange mpegs). Wow! That’s almost as long as a Maverick story. [FEATURED TAGS: Erotica LA, Anais, Georgia Adair, Dee, Nina Hartley, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Aria Giovanni, Angel Cassidy, Kylie Ireland, Monique Alexander, Cytherea, Justine Joli, Jessica Drake, Julia Ann, Shayla LaVeaux, Shelby Stevens, Stacy Valentine, Sharon Mitchell, Lola, Gauge, Brittany Andrews, Katie Morgan, Rayveness, Taylor Wane, Exclusive Video, D.Minion]
6/21/04	Well, Georgia and Anais have headed off to their distant homes, as have interns Mr. Lon and Mr. Maverick. Consequently, we’re taking it out on you by posting Mav’s account covering Day Two of Becoming Georgia Adair: Self Portrait. We feel just awful about it, we really do, but think of this final installment like going to the dentist: No one really likes it, but you have to do it some time … (Besides, it’s easier to make fun of people when they’re up at 35,000 feet flying 500 mph away from you. We’re also very practical …) [FEATURED TAGS: Georgia Adair, Sharon Wild, Michael Ninn, Maverick]
6/19/04	Wendy’s lingerie items have been earning some note lately, which makes a great deal of sense when you look at them. But as much as we like looking at pictures of Wendy in lingerie, it still doesn’t compare to actually seeing Wendy in person. Sadly, we’re not able to do that for this round of LA Erotica, but while the gang’s all roaming the room, compiling God knows what all, those of us not actually attending this year decided to remind everyone what a visually compelling couple Wendy Divine and Eric Masterson make. We found a D.Minion story validating the theory, and we found 75 pictures to go along with it. If you can’t go to the convention, this makes for a nice way to forget your misery. The Los Angeles Convention Center is big, but it’s not that big. Not everyone can attend, so we figure we’ll have lots of company in our misery. We love that. [FEATURED TAGS: Wendy Divine, Julie Robbins, D.Minion]
6/16/04	I’ve been using “computers” since we stored data on cassette tapes. I remember when we thought a Ten Megabyte hard drive was just ridiculous. No one could ever use that much storage space. The “new” 3-1/4” floppies were almost as good as sliced bread. I know something about computers. But D.Minion can do things with electonics that baffle even folks a lot smarter than I am. She gets error messages that I’m pretty sure Microsoft just put in as a joke — knowing no one would really ever do what it would take to get that message. Why is this important? Because in today’s Night Calls Report, D.Minion has done some truly amazing things with her digital camera, although she claims she has no idea how. It doesn’t really matter, because Juli Ashton and Tiffany Granath (and guests) look good, no matter how you look at them. Life’s not fair, you know … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
6/15/04	Those of you that have been looking for more Porno Manager Lessons, you’ll be quite happy today. Those of you that couldn’t care less, but really like interesting (read: naked …) pictures of beautiful people “performing” beautifully on porn sets, will also find today’s look at Harley Davis worthwhile. And those of you that just love D.Minion no matter what she titles a story can look forward to this post as well. If you don’t fall into any of those categories, you should go back to bed. You’re having a bad day. [FEATURED TAGS: Harley Davis, D.Minion]
6/11/04	Becoming somewhat typical in her fashion, today D.Minion shows us a couple of completely unexplained photographs of cars in a parking lot, and one of what looks like an old hand-lettered piece of paper taped to an aging stainless steel wall. The other 67 pictures, however, are of Anais, Mia Smiles, and new Hungarian hunk Mario having a fine time completing Day Two of Inside Myself. All in all, then, it might be worth popping in and seeing what was up. By the way, we’re trying to get Anais to wear this outfit to the next Members’ Party in September … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Mia Smiles, Elizabeth, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/10/04	We added the nifty Georgia Adair technology, and now you can see a slide show replay of Kristal’s Cam Show from Monday. If you have a good connection, you can really see it well, in fact. We love both technology and Kristal … and, of course, Dee … (who dropped in for a quick “byte” — as it were). [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Dee, Exclusive Video]
6/8/04	Have you ever been just beside yourself with anticipation? Well, in actuality that probably has very little to do with Inside Myself, which happens to be Anais’ next movie, just out from Ninn Worx. Still, probably some people really looked forward to it, and so we’ll stick with the intro. D.Minion was on her mark with the pictures this time around, although having Anais, Dee, Isabella, and Nikita Denise as subject matter probably didn’t hurt anything. In case you’re wondering, there are also dogs eating eggs, old mechanical equipment, motorcycles, wonderful architecture, and school-girl outfits. D.Minion died and went to Heaven. She made it back, though, and now we have the story of Day One. [FEATURED TAGS: Anais, Dee Video, Isabella Video, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/7/04	You ever notice how things seem to go around in cycles? Here we hadn’t seen Lola in about a year, and then she shows up on Night Calls. And now, coincidentally, she reappears, this time playing with Kristal in D.Minion’s account of Not Another Porn Movie. Well, there will be a lot of Kristal today, but that’s OK. We do feel sorry for Maverick, however, as there are many, many pictures from which he will have to choose his new Message Board Icon. Come to think of it, maybe that serves him right.
6/4/04	Every time we try to get “official” with our handling of the web site by programming some functions to operate automatically, we get something wrong. We end up spending a lot of time and money, and then a stupid period or space or something is in the wrong place, and everything grinds to a halt. Consequently, many of you probably didn’t see the June 1st post (below), which was supposed to work in the fancy way, but everyone seems to have seen the June 2nd post — which we did the old fashioned way. Rather than dwell on our stupidity, however, we’ve decided to just ignore it and concentrate on Day Two of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot, which has not only a bit of Anais again, but also a whole bunch of Dee. There’s nothing like a whole bunch of Dee to make you feel better, we always say. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, Angel Cassidy, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]
6/2/04	We’re back on our less stupid path now, or at least on the less publicly stupid one. Before Night Calls actually airs tonight, we have the story of the last Night Calls on May 19, 2004 for you to check out. You don’t have a lot of time, so we’ll let you get right to it. D.Minion will be so proud … [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Arianna Jolie, D.Minion, Risque News Insight]
6/1/04	Should you wish, “Note the double-dong by the statue of the cherub.” Consider also, “This made Angel so happy that she began spanking her adoring slave.” … These are a couple of the more typical lines from D.Minion’s account of Day One of Angel Cassidy’s Sex, Money, Power shoot. We also get to see a bit of Anais, and learn some more about Michael Ninn and his shoe fetish. Finally, we learn how “Moose and Squirrel” fit into porn. Just another day at the office … [FEATURED TAGS: Angel Cassidy, Nikita Denise, Isabella, Anais, Michael Ninn, D.Minion]

December 2003 Risque | What’s New

… With appropriate credit to Garth:

Back when the Old Stuff was New Stuff

12/31/03	We had a plan. The skeleton crew that remained here over the holidays decided to post D.Minion’s “On The Scene” report from Anais’ first movie Fem: Diva in honor of the new year, what with Anais being new in 2003 and all. Thus they faithfully plodded through the processing of the 200+ pictures that D.Minion saw fit to capture. Then the editorial staff sat down (it sounds like it’s way more than one person if you say it that way) and took a look at the article. It is, in its current state, 14 pages long, utilizing 4,995 words. “Word Count” can be a daunting tool. Consequently, we came up with another plan. Today we have a nice little story about a day last summer when D.Minion was on the set for Spice TV with Julia Ann. It has a nice little collection of 10 paragraphs, most of them short, and a nice group of 37 mostly naked pictures of Julia. We liked this a lot. We will do our Fem: Diva piece in honor of the Adult Entertainment Expo that begins next week in Las Vegas, thus giving you a week to get through “The Epic That Began Anais.” You will think this is nice. The fact that D.Minion returns from vacation tonight, and will therefore be around to help with the bulk of the work that we face, has almost nothing to do with the reason that we decided to wait. Really. Swear. [FEATURED TAGS: Julia Ann, D.Minion] Oh, and be safe tonight. Have sex at home … =)
12/28/03	Sean Michaels was kind enough to lend us his little tease for Rock that Ass, 23, and since the show features Dee, we figured today would be a good day to show off a dirty couple dozen. Now there will certainly be better (and more complete) coverage as time goes on, but if you think of this as primarily a therapeutic value, it will certainly serve as a more pleasant diversion than some will find today. If you bother to read the story, you’ll see what we mean. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Lisa Sparxx]
12/26/03	Ninn Worx Weekends reappear, thankfully delivering us from the season of really bad puns. Given the time of year, however, we’re thinking that Innocence: Sweet Cherry might be just the thing to start us off on a more traditional approach. See, mom? I like tradition too … =) [Oh, by the way, the woman pictured in the Ninn Worx banner below is Nikita Denise, who just happens to be the newest contract player for Michael and his team. You hear all the good stuff here first. Oh, and also by the way, this turned out to never be technically true. A vast distance lies betwixt the promise and the paper. Remember that.] [FEATURED TAGS: Amberlina, Kellemarie, Ann Harlow, Cytherea, Alicia Rhodes, Faith Lamour, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/25/03	If you ask my mother, she’ll tell you that the problem with the modern-day Christmas holiday stems from the “evil root of money.” According to her, people have forgotten the True Meaning of Christmas, and as a fine upstanding Baptist (ok, as fineand upstanding as one can be while still being a Baptist), she’ll be quick to point out that this festive season should NOT rely on gift-giving, but rather should invoke emotional, introspective, and faithfully tithing genuflection. Well, I can confidently say here that mom would be proud of this post. I can confidently say this because I’m absolutely certain mom is not a member of this site, and thus will never be able to see what’s inside. Mom always says I lack a certain reverence for tradition; my mom has always been very wise. Merry Christmas all … Happy Hanukah … Convivial Kwanzaa … e pluribus unum … [FEATURED TAGS: Merry Christmas!]
12/24/03	The Holiday Season is upon us, and we thought of the perfect gift for all of you. Rather than give away the secret, we’ll just tell you that we’ve decided to call it the Vachs Box. At a time of year when too many institutitions equate “value” with “cost,” we’re encouraging the simple path around here. Starting from the intrinsic premise that “It’s the thought that counts,” we’ve decided that Inari must be extremely valuable, as she stirs many thoughts … to say the least. She seems to stir some other parts too, but we’re way too polite to mention them. [FEATURED TAGS: Inari Vachs]
12/22/03	Dee had a Cam Show today. If you missed it today, you can nevertheless catch the replay and D.Minion’s pictures today. Today is a good day to be both a member and an intern. We are not just saying that because today is the last day before Christmas bonuses get handed out. Probably. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, D.Minion]
12/19/03	We have our relatively common use of nostalgia today, but we also have a bit of poetry, complete with literary criticism, and even a touch of a requiem. Basically it may be just a little deep for casual perusal this time around, so maybe it’s best to simply look at the pictures of Kristal Summers acting out Love Letters. Many of you probably know that a member named Maverick (and that sounds like a country song) has quite a fascination with Ms. Summers. After looking through these pictures, we’re thinking you might see Maverick as a very smart man. [FEATURED TAGS: Kristal Summers, Anais, Monika Star, D.Minion]
12/17/03	It’s Night Calls Night again, and D.Minion got in her latest coverage just under the wire. She’s been spending so much time on set of late that she’s been falling further behind in her scribely duties. We have put her mind at ease, however, when she expresses her fears that we’ll reassign her various jobs to the couple of new interns we have working here for a bit and then fire her. As you peruse Night Calls, December 3, 2003 you too can rest assured that D.Minion will be around for a long time. We have clearly explained to her that she can’t be fired, as slaves have to be sold … Do we have an opening bid, by the way? [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, Tall Goddess, DoLorian, D.Minion]
12/16/03	In a recent FDA study, United States government doctors researching test drugs administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equal number of doctors and lawyers. While the majority of the doctors achieved enhanced sexual prowess, the lawyers simply grew taller. The US government researchers are at a loss to explain. That pretty much typifies today’s miscellaneous approach. Sometimes you just run across stuff you don’t know what to do with, and so you just throw it all together and see what comes out. Think of this as the vegetable stew of web posts. [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Becca, Kristal Summers, TJ Hart, Stephanie Swift, Julia Ann, Devinn Lane, Sydnee Steele, Jill Kelly, Ashton Moore, Harley Davis]
12/14/03	It’s the holiday season, and so we decided to Wanda as we Wanda. Sometimes we scare even ourselves. On the upside, we’ve usually forgotten about it by the next day. If you can’t always have dazzling days, at least you can strive to have a short memory. And that’s a wonderfully deep thought on which to approach this week 14 of the of NFL. Come to think of it, it’s best to have perspective, a short memory, and football. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Wanda Curtis]
12/13/03	Time zones have an odd way of creating an introspective effect, it seems to me. And meeting new people interested in your job can create a retrospective one. The combination of these two leads to yet another appreciation of Juli Ashton, Michael Ninn, VCA Pictures, and all that we still have to learn. Somehow, that seems to say enough for the time being — except maybe, “It’s good to be home.” [FEATURED TAGS: Juli Ashton, Amber Lynn, Asia Carrera, Jill Kelly, Stephanie Swift, Nikita, Michael Ninn, Risque News Insight]
12/10/03	Bonjour! Je m’appelle Tinker. J’adore Dee. Et vous? Clic ici! [Someone forgot to tell Tinker that everybody hates the French. I’ll put it on the list.] See what happens when Lucky goes out of town? Yep, you guessed it … as others have mentioned, the inmates are running the asylum. Porno newshounds near and far will appreciate DM’s report & pics from the recent KSEX awards show. If you’re one of those folks who only looks at the pictures, skip straight to beautiful shots of Dee in the altogether (mostly in the altogether … which is the way we like it, dammit). Did I mention that Lucky is out of town? [And now I’m not. I’m reserving opinion on whether or not this is a good thing. At first blush, it seems we have altogether too many inmates around this asylum. The secret to success, however, must be not to let the first blush disuade you.] [FEATURED TAGS: KSEX Radio Awards, Dee, Rayveness, Alana Evans, Cytherea, Felicia Fox, D.Minion]
12/6/03	If you’re a Member here, you’re no stranger to … well … strangeness. If that’s the case, today you’ll have some chance of understanding what we can only describe as Stream of Consciousness Web Posting. On the upside, we have Anais’ latest Video Diary entry, and we have a sneak preview of last week on set with Michael Ninn and Angel Cassidy. We also have an overwhelming desire to say, “Say Goodnight, Anais.” We’re attributing this lack of cognizance to being new at this. Next week, we’ll think of a different excuse. =) … [FEATURED TAGS: Anais Video, Katsumi, Angel Cassidy, Isabella, Nikita Denise, Exclusive Video, Michael Ninn]
12/3/03	It’s Oh, Pun season as a new temporary scribemaster takes over the oddness that defines the Risqué parent site. The inmates are literally running the asylum here as we offer up the latest in Juli Ashton’s Night Calls episodes, and the former “Big Dick” seems powerless to stop us. Hopefully that won’t be too much of a problem, and (equally hopefully) he’ll never read back to notice anyway. Basically, we’re what you’re left with when Other Matters prevail, but that seems to fit. We’ll just warn you, this is All The Spanks You Get … Take a pillory; we’ll call you in the morning. [FEATURED TAGS: Night Calls, Juli Ashton, Tiffany Granath, D.Minion]
12/1/03	Today we’re testing powers of imagination as we ask you to imagine Anais having a large black penis. We’re talking about Dee’s new show on Spice LIVE, you see, and since her co-host is Mr. Marcus … Well, it’s sort of complicated. Just look at the pretty pictures and be grateful you don’t reside in our confused mind. It’s pretty in here, but a little odd sometimes. [FEATURED TAGS: Dee, Anais, D.Minion]